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The Sentinella Axarquia Edition No 175

April 19

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On a brighter note, last month I had one of the funniest moments I have experienced in a long, long time — I mean a real, rib-tickling night out and I want everyone who ever liked Fawlty Towers to look out for the return of these spectacular actors in September/October and book a ticket for this fabulous night out. Cue: Fawlty Towers The Dining Experience. From the moment we arrived until the moment we left, my friends and I — a table of 10 — were in hysterics. The lookalike actors Manuel, Sybil and Basil were absolutely amazing, re-inacting some of the most famous scenes from this great comedy series all those years ago. The room was filled with people from all different nationalities — English, Danish, Dutch, Swedish and Germans, the last who, when “Basil” did his famous Hitler walk, had everyone in tears of laughter. This amazing trio certainly made it a night to remember by all, and the general consensus by everyone was: ‘We can’t wait until they return’. The night included the brilliant trio’s act as well as a lovely three-course meal provided by ‘Mangoa Catering’, who have a superb restaurant in Velez Malaga (See advert on page 11). This was all for an exceptional price of 35 euros per head — to be honest, with how much fun the evening was, it was worth every cent just for the entertainment! (The fabulous meal was a most welcome bonus!) With venues sold out in Nerja, Frigiliana, Torre del Mar, Benalmadena, Fuengirola, Mijas and Gibraltar, this is an act that you will not want to miss next time they are here in Spain. I have warned you, so book early or you WILL be disappointed. Keep an eye out in ‘The Sentinella’ for more of

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Strange News these exciting nights to come throughout the year, brought to us by ‘Big M Promotions’. Whilst writing this I have just been to reserve seats for another similar event, but this time it’s an ‘Only Fools and Horses — The Cushty Dining Experience’ brought to Torre del Mar from the people behind the worldwide smash hit, Fawlty Towers. I am sure that this will definitely be a night of laugher and some well-deserved happy tears! I believe at the time of print there are still a few seats available for this show, so don’t delay. Get yourself along to Salon del Mar in Torre del Mar and book yourself one of the few remaining seats. So here’s wishing you all a very happy Easter and on that note, lovely jubbly, bonjour and hors d’oeuvres to everyone! 

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Countries Of The World......................Page 22 Recipe Of The Month.........................Page 48 Acronyms...........................................Page 54 Saucy Postcards................................Page 70 Faceless.............................................Page 79 Useless Facts.....................................Page 82 A-Z Of Spain.......................................Page 84 Film Review........................................Page 90 Celebrity News...................................Page 92 Funny Pictures.................................Page 102 Where’s Waldo.................................Page 106 Information Pages............................Page 114 Jokes................................................Page 116 Puzzle Pages...................................Page 118 Star Signs.........................................Page 122

It’s a miracle — not A South African pastor has claimed he brought a dead man back to life, describing the episode as a ‘miracle.’ Alph Lukau placed his hands on a body lying inside an open casket, before the man suddenly, and quite dramatically, jumped to his feet. Within hours the hashtag #ResurrectionChallenge was trending on Twitter as people shared their own ‘revival’ attempts alongside screenshots of Lukau’s ‘miracle’. Unfortunately for Lukau, his viral ‘resurrection’ spectacularly backfired as it emerged three funeral companies are now reportedly suing him for reputational damage. Kingdom Blue, Kings & Queens Funeral Services and Black Phoenix all told local media in South Africa that they were manipulated by Lukau’s church Alleluia Ministries International. Kings & Queens said they were approached by ‘alleged family members of the deceased’ who allegedly said they had a dispute with another funeral provider. They said they were tricked into giving them a hearse by Lukau’s representatives, who allegedly placed stickers from Black Phoenix on their private car in order to appear credible. The Allelulia church has since distanced itself from the incident, telling local media that ‘it was not a resurrection miracle’. The church has declined to comment on criticism that it deceived worshippers, the Sowetan newspaper said. Chilled out cutout US police recently received a surprise when they were called to check on the welfare of a cardboard cutout figure. Officers in the snowy northern state of Minnesota were told an adult male had been seen standing "motionless outside" while "wearing no coat in the cold and hugging a pillow". The figure turned out to be a life-size cardboard cutout of local millionaire and inventor Mike Lindell, the CEO of the popular MyPillow brand. Jordan Police Department wrote on its FB page: "Those cardboard cutouts sure can look real from a distance and the caller certainly was not wanting to get too close, thinking who is this deranged person standing outside in the cold hugging a pillow; always better to call the police."

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Strange News (Continued) The “nose” had it A man in Denmark has finally got relief from years of an unexplained blocked nose when doctors discovered a tooth inside his nostril. Doctors were shocked to find the rare condition in the 59-year-old who had been complaining of nasal congestion problems, discharge and a loss of his sense of smell for two years. The individual had suffered facial trauma when he was young, which had left him with a fracture to his jaw and nose, but doctors said there was no evidence to suggest repositioning following the incident was connected to the nasal growth condition. Dr Milos Fuglsang wrote in BMJ Case Reports: "Our patient most likely had the intranasal retained tooth most of his life, but had late onset of symptoms." After a CT scan, the doctors used an endoscope to perform the surgery. Specialists have said it could happen after trauma, infections from a cyst, developmental disturbances like cleft lip or cleft palate, but this case does not have an obvious explanation.

Sealed and delivered An injured grey seal has been released back into the wild after getting stranded 10ft (3m) off the ground on a beach in Yorkshire. The animal, which had hurt its eye, got stuck on top of a Second World War pillbox on Fraisthorpe Beach, near Bridlington on the Yorkshire coast. A concerned passerby raised the alarm, after the seal had been there for 24 hours and an RSPCA team rescued it from the large blockhouse. The male seal was nursed back to health at the Scarborough Sea Life Centre, where vets treated its infected eye and rehydrated it. RSPCA officer Leanne Honess-Heather, who helped rescue the pinniped, said: "The poor seal was clearly distressed and we could see he had injured his eye. "Because he had been stuck up there for 24 hours, and had been exposed to the strong sun throughout the heat of the day, he was very dehydrated. "The light was fading fast and we didn't have much time. We knew we had to get him down quickly.”

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Thoughts To Ponder These thoughts will certainly get you thinking...! 

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Random Jokes :) After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn’t buy them a bigger bed and they weren’t strong enough to steal one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.” “Trust me, it will do the job,” said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5,” at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand... This procedure also works in other parts of the UK too. ------------------------------------------------------------An elderly couple visit McDonalds. He orders one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the french fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, “That poor old couple all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.” As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man says they are just fine - They are used to sharing everything. The surrounding people notice the little old lady hasn’t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and

occasionally takes turns sipping the drink. Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says, “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.” As the old man finishes and is wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who has yet to eat a single bite of food and asks, “What is it you are waiting for?” She answers.... “The teeth.” ------------------------------------------------------------One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she’s going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up. “Yes,” the girl says. “But I didn’t have to go all the way around the back. There was a box near the front door that said, ‘For the sick.’”

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Dog Breeds A selection of dog breeds that didn’t make it... Deerhound + Terrier Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso, an abstract dog

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Currencies Direct A simple way of maximising the income from renting out your holiday home If you love your holiday home in Spain, it can feel a little sad to have to leave it unused for much of the year. Rather than keeping your overseas property locked up for long periods of time, why not rent it out when you’re not using it? This way you can cover your own holiday costs and net an extra source of income. A good rental agency will deal with bookings, sort out any problems and keep your property in tip-top condition for when you return to it. Some will even arrange for a yearly deep clean and new paint job – you won’t even know other people have been staying there. What’s more, with competition high, agencies are competitive on their fees, making it more affordable than you might think to have your property managed. But before you rush off to put your property on the rental market, it’s important to have a strategy in place for repatriating your rental earnings from Spain back to the UK. Using a bank to transfer your earnings could see you landed with hefty transfer fees and you probably won’t get a very good exchange rate either. This can really add up and eat into your income – but it can also be easily avoided. Cut your currency transfer costs Using your regular bank to transfer rental payments and other funds home, but banks typically offer uncompetitive exchange rates and charge transfer fees. Transfer fees show up as an unwelcome extra expense on your bank statements, but losses due to poor exchange rates are less easy to spot. However, you’d be surprised

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Commentators Ooops - some more sentences which have been said with a slip of the tongue...

Metro Radio - “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: “You’d eat beaver if you could get it.”

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford - Cambridge boat race 1977 - “Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.”

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, “So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?” Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too because they were laughing so hard!  US PGA commentator - “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my god!!! What have I just said?!!!!”

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing commentator “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”  New Zealand Rugby commentator - Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him”. Pat Glenn, weight lifting commentator - “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”

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Weird Laws Stacks of laws which all have strong connotations with the word oddity California - In Pacific Grove, “molesting” butterflies can result in a $500 fine. - In Pasedena, it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. - It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. - In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. - In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear. - It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles. -It is illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub. Colorado - In Logan Country, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. - In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.

Connecticut - In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog. - It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. - In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25mph, even when going to a fire. - In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a Sunday.

Delaware - In Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are form-fitting around the waist. - It is illegal to fly over a body of water unless sufficient supplies of food and water on board.

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Businesses In Torrox Costa Yo SoY Cafe Bar in Avenida Garci Penalver, Blq, 77 offer a wonderful ‘All you can eat breakfast buffet’, Every first and third Sunday of the month. Also serving a variety of burgers including, chicken, beef or vegetarian. “Pimp your Burger”. Calzados Blanca Castro for real leather shoes made in Spain! Avd. Andalucia No. 3. Call: 617 47 03 07 or email: Rebeccah Curtis Wellbeing Centre Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Commercial B, No. 16 Torrox Costa. Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm. Tel: 952 53 01 22 &  651 956 284 Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean? Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia 7.50€2 courses or 9.50€-3 courses includes a drink per person (beer, wine or soft drink. They have a special offer homemade cakes and a coffee-3€ and fantastic homemade gateaus and a new 3 chocolate gateau to enjoy, great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucían style, pizzas, etc. Paella is available from 1.30pm everyday (pre-orders only), with bread & alioli. Every Monday they have Special Ukrainian Soup just 6.50€. Takeaway-available. Caribe can even cater for weddings & birthday parties with celebratory cakes made to order. Call in to find out more. The German Bakery have been 10 years in Torrox. They offer a wide range of products eg: German bread, rolls, pasteries, cakes, sandwiches, sweet snacks & fresh coffee. The bakery offers daily fresh bread & bakery products. Orders can be placed by phone, email or sms. Be prepared for Birthdays and special occasion cakes. Special orders can be made as late as two days notice. Our products are made from the finest of ingredients which allows you to enjoy a healthy balanced diet. We only use natural products without flavouring or additivies. We have something for everyone, & special rates for events and functions. Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza

Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: or visit the Contact Lewis Insurance Services for reputable buildings & contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought & sold, call Mark on 653 322 392 Unisex Professional hairdresser with experience in two of the most top named hair salons in Nerja. Erica is now entering her 4th year in her own salon in Torrox Costa!!! Erica Villegas. Erica will give you a very warm welcome and is fluent in English and is Spanish speaking. Facebook: Erica Villegas Estilistas Torrox Costa Call: 610 876 127 E-mail: NEW LOCATION: C/Balcones around the corner from the Post Office, Torrox Costa For a traditional Indian experience why not go to the Taj Mahal in Torrox Costa. You can eat as much as you like off the menu (excluding King Prawns) for just 10.95€. Call: 952 534 972 or 632 637 470. A great Nepali and Indian Restaurant in Torrox Costa, Buddha House. A modern restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specials. Closed on Monday. Ctra. El Penoncillo 11, Torrox Costa. See FB page Buddhahouse Torrox Costa. For all your swimming pool needs, go to La Rueda in Torrox Costa. Tel: 952 53 07 64 Mobiles: 647 759 798 / 616 460 844 For more businesses in Torrox continue up to page 47


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Recipe Of The Month Cod with Orange and Walnuts on a bed of asparagus Serves 4 Ingredients: 25g (1oz) butter 75g (3oz) fresh wholemeal breadcrumbs 1 garlic clove crushed 25g (1oz) finely chopped walnuts Finely grated rind and juice of 1 orange 4 x 75g (6oz) cod cutlets Salt and freshly ground pepper Watercress to garnish

ovenproof dish. 4. Pour orange juice over fish and cover with breadcrumb mixture. 5. Bake, uncovered at 180 degrees for 20-30 minutes, or until fish is tender. 6. Serve on a bed of asparagus

Method: 1. Melt butter in a pan. Stir in breadcrumbs, garlic, walnuts and orange rind. 2. Cook over a low heat, stirring frequently until breadcrumbs absorb the butter. 3. Season fish and place in a greased shallow


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Computer Gender Why our computers should be ladies A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”  “Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.” A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?” Instead of giving the answer, the teacher spit the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computadora”), because:

one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (This gets better!) The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (“el computador”), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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Men And Dogs 24 reasons why men would rather have two dogs than two wives... 1. The later you arrive the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3 Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name. 4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 5. A dog’s parents never visit. 6. Dogs do not hate their body. 7. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get a point accross. 8. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather in your wallet or desk.


9. Dogs seldom outlive you. 10. Dogs can’t talk. 11. You don’t have to wait for a dog: they are ready to go 24 hours a day. 12. Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk. 13. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 14. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 15. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died would you get another dog?” 16. If a dog has babies you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

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Easter Egg Facts This year Easter Sunday falls on 21st April. We all love a bit of chocolate at Easter, here are some choccie facts.

chocolate is Cadbury’s Creme Egg. Workers at Cadbury in Birmingham produce 1.5 million of these every day.

1. The tallest Easter egg chocolate was made in Italy in 2011. It stood at 10.39 meters and weighed an astounding 7,200 kg.

7. On Easter Sunday in Scotland and North-East England, some people have great fun rolling painted eggs down steep hills. This is also popular in parts of America, where people push the egg along with a spoon.

2. Every child in the UK receives an average of 8.8 Easter eggs every year – double their recommended calorie intake for a whole week. 3. The largest ever Easter egg hunt was in Florida, where 9,753 children searched for 501,000 eggs.

8. The world’s most expensive edible Easter egg was made in 2006. It was created by La Maison du Chocolat and had over a hundred half-carat diamonds encrusted into the shell. The price tag? A whopping £50,000!

4. When people gorge on a chocolate Easter bunny, 76 per cent bite off the ears first, 5 per cent go for the feet and 4 per cent opt for the tail. 5. The UK’s first chocolate egg was produced in 1873 by Fry’s of Bristol. 6. The world’s most popular egg-shaped


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VetiverSpain NOW IS THE BEST TIME TO PLANT VETIVER GRASS TO HALT EROSION! VetiverSpain has been growing Vetiver Grass for 10 years and are the largest Certified Vetiver supplier in the EU. We want to share what we have learned. We have many photographs showing when we planted Vetiver and then showing the actual results. You can see these results on our “Growth” page at The key temperature for the best results is when the low temperatures are above 10C. The plant is originally from India and is sterile and non invasive. Vetiver thrives in the summer heat. We plant Vetiver all year long but for the best results plant NOW! Make an appointment to visit our Nursery in the campo above Sayalonga.

A National Geographic’s Magazine article called Vetiver, “Roots of Steel.” Vetiver is used worldwide as a nutritious animal feed that can be cut back about 3 times a year and used like hay. Vetiver also increases crop production. Ask us how and why this is. Here is a link off of our website with more information about planting Vetiver. See the “Blue Buttons” on our home page for additional information.

Vetiver has many uses. The most common is for halting erosion. This is due to Vetiver’s incredibly strong and deep root system. It grows straight down to the depth of 3-4 metres.

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VetiverSpain Now is the time to plant! Vetiver grass has many applications but its most common use is for solving erosion problems due to its 2-4 metre deep root system. For the fastest growth in most parts of Spain & Portugal early March is the best time to plant Vetiver. The reason is that Vetiver is indigenousness to India and loves the heat of summer, which is against what most people believe. If planted at this time you can expect to have mature plants 1-2 metres tall by Autumn. View our website for many applications and to see examples of dated photos showing the results of planting at different times of the year. Please email us or call us for pricing information and availability VetiverSpain - Sayalonga, Spain Contact David: (0034) 692 288 657 Email: vetiverspain



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Sales Price: 199,950€ (redUCed BY 10,000€!)

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Sailnplay Luxury Boat Charters Top luxury sailing charter operator on the Costa Tropical Sailnplay (formerly Sailandstay) have come up with three great new products to celebrate their 12th season on the water. As well as their ever-popular 4 hour luxury catamaran sailing trips for up to 12 guests (see the ad on page 7), they are also now offering a 4 hour all-inclusive and unique experience for up to 10 guests on a luxury 38ft power boat, the Charlie Ruggle. Spoil yourselves as you enjoy complimentary drinks throughout, and a magnificent buffet meal served by an ever-attentive crew as you glory in the beauty of the stunning Costa Tropical on board your very own luxury powerboat yacht, at a mere fraction of the cost of actually owning one. Visit unspoilt and otherwise inaccessible coves and bays, see dolphins close up, and really live the dream for you and up to 10 guests for your special occasion. Breakfast, lunch, and sunset dinner trips are all available for summer 2019. Visit the website on now for full details or see the ad on page 95. Mike and the crew at Sailnplay have also been very busy through the winter months completely refurbishing an old wooden classic TSDY (twin screw diesel motor yacht) La Pinta del Este. Built in 1957, and now berthed at the entrance to Marina del Este, La Pinta will be offering shorter 2 hour trips for up to 50 people at a time around the beautiful bay of La Herradura or Almunecar, with a swim and snorkel stop included. With a bar onboard serving snacks and drinks and only €20 for an adult, and just €12 for children it is sure to be very popular with families. Planning a party this summer? Then talk to Mike on 669 118 816 as La Pinta del Este will be the perfect venue for your hen, stag, wedding, birthday or anniversary, or any other special event. With Bluetooth music connectivity onboard and superb catering and

additional watersports on offer, this party boat is sure to be a big hit and very popular. For sailing times and more information see the ad on page opposite. Sailnplay are also planning to open an office and information centre right at the entrance to the ever-popular Marina del Este. You will be able to get advice on trips, book your tickets, have a drink and visit the loo before you board your boat for what is sure to be the highlight of your time on the wonderful Costa Tropical. There will also be kayaks and paddleboards available for hire (for use on the nearby Marina Bay or Hidden Beach, both only a few minutes away) as well as a range of last minute but essential sailing and beach items such as sun creams, towels, sunglasses, hats, in case you have forgotten anything for your memorable day. And finally, Sailnplay have teamed up with MH Nautica and will also be offering their full range of RIBS, speedboats and powerboats for hire (some with no boat licence required!) from just €175 for half a day. Check all this out on their website , give Mike a ring on 669 118 816, or pop into the new office at the marina entrance. Looks like there will be something for everybody down at Marina del Este this summer with Sailnplay! See main adverts on pages 7, 69 & 95

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EXPLORE Chatelin ortopedia & pedicurist practice We are a company with over 30 years experience in the orthopedic sector. Linda is a qualified pedicurist and Henry is a certified prothesis and orthesis maker, for all your inlays and sport inlays, corset-knee, ankle and wrist supports, wheelchairs, walking aids, beds, rehabilitation articles Monday - Thursday 10am - 2pm and 3pm - 6pm. call: 695 481 082 or 658 773 857 Starcar in Nerja for all your car repair needs: bodywork painting, service, pre I.T.V. check, air-conditioning, tyres, brakes, clutch etc. Also car transfers. Find them at Avda Alcalde Antonio Villasclaras just up from the BP garage as you are leaving Nerja on the right hand side and they are below the gym. Call Jonathan who speaks English on 637 801 325 Dentadanés Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices, a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991. We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems. Please visit our website at for a full list of treatments & prices as well as directions to & pictures of the clinic. Open Mon -Friday 10am-5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish/Scandinavian, German and Spanish. Tel: 952 52 96 66.

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The English Language Reasons why the English Language is hard to learn: The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teaches taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? 

I did not object to the object. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were too close to the door to close it. The buck does funny things when the does are present. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. After a number of injections my jaw got number. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?  Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be comitted to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible? And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? English is a silly language - it doesn’t know if it is coming or going. Nor do I come to that - haha!

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Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers. So far, two diseases have been successfully eradicated: smallpox in the 1970s and rinderpest in 2001. Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

The average person walks the equivalent of five times around the world in their lifetime. Tears contain a natural pain killer which reduces pain and improves your mood. This is why you tend to feel better after a good cry! Mr. Potato Head was the first toy to be advertised on TV. Snails have 14,000 teeth. Daddy longlegs have penises, which technically makes them not a spider. Eight of the ten largest statues in the world are of Buddhas. It took the creator of the Rubik’s Cube, Erno Rubik, one month to solve the cube after he created it. As of June 2018, the world record is 4.22 seconds. Magpies are considered one of the most intelligent animals in the world. Digging a hole to China is theoretically possible if you start in Argentina. People don’t sneeze in their sleep due to the brain shutting down that reflex.

During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

A chef’s hat has exactly 100 pleats. They’re to represent the “hundred ways to cook an egg”.

Saint Lucia is the only country in the world named after a woman.

Horses have the largest eyes of any land mammal.

A baby spider is called a spiderling. Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch television for 3 hours. The average male gets bored of a shopping trip after 26 minutes. A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale. The Twitter bird actually has a name – Larry. It comes from Larry Bird, the famous basketball player. An apple, potato and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.

More people are allergic to cow’s milk than any other food. You are born with 300 bones, but by the time you are an adult, you only have 206.

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Informative Talk About Brexit - Torre Del Mar Come and speak to the experts Wednesday the 10th of April at 11.00am at Torre del Mar Town Hall Torre del Mar Town Hall in collaboration with ABR Initia Law Office and Blacktower Financial Management will give an informative presentation in English on the advantages and disadvantages of taking Spanish residency and the latest news on Brexit. There will also be an opportunity to ask questions after the presentation.

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A-Z Of Spain Following on from The Sentinella’s journey through the alphabet to discover the joys of Spain. This month we take a look at what makes Spain ‘I’. Ibiza - Ibiza has a reputation as a party island, but there is much more to Ibiza than its excellent nightclubs. The island is the closest of all the Balearic islands to mainland Spain and has a 200km/125 mile coastline, with many small coves and over 50 stunning beaches. During the 1990s tourism in Ibiza grew dramatically and the island was recored in the Guinness Book of World Records as the ‘entertainment island of the world’. Many thousands of visitors of all ages fill the resorts of Ibiza and the big-name nightclubs are legendary. Away from the clubs, other highlights of Ibiza include olive, almond and fig groves, salt lakes, pine forests and many historic buildings and attractions. Ibiza town is one of the most well preserved medieval towns in the whole of Europe and

it’s the largest and most beautiful town on the island. Its attractions include a stunning cathedral and many fabulous restaurants and chic bars. Nearby there are also many old stone cottages on the island’s hilly countryside and walking in the area is popular. The beautiful island boasts an average of 300 days of sunshine each year. This fact, combined with numerous excellent beaches, clear blue seas and exceptional nightlife means that Ibiza is understandably a popular destination for tourists. ITV - In England we are used to ITV being the TV channel for Coronation Street, Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway and other quality shows, but here ITV actually stands for Inspeccion Tecnica de Vehiculos and it is the Spanish equivalent for MOT, that what a car must pass before it can be legally taxed. The local ITV centre if you live in or around the Torre del Mar area is situated on the way up to Algarrobo Pueblo, just a few minutes drive from Algarrobo Costa.


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& t i u Fr Facts uit VegGrapefr Grapefruit is a tropical citrus fruit known for its sweet and somewhat sour taste, but it’s also rich in nutrients, antioxidants and fibre, making it one of the healthiest citrus fruits you can eat. In addition to being very hydrating due to its water content, research shows that grapefruit may have further health benefits, including weight loss and a reduced risk of heart disease. Grapefruit is high in nutrients, but low in calories. In addition to a good amount of fibre, grapefruit also provides more than 15 beneficial vitamins, minerals and antioxidant plant compounds. Eating grapefruit regularly may be beneficial for your immune system. It's prized for its high content of vitamin C, which has antioxidant properties known to protect your cells from harmful bacteria and viruses. Additionally, several studies have shown vitamin C to be beneficial for helping people recover more quickly from the common cold. Many other vitamins and minerals found in grapefruit are known to benefit immunity, including vitamin A, which has been shown to help protect against inflammation and several infectious diseases. Grapefruit also provides small amounts of B vitamins, zinc, copper and iron, which all work together in the body to promote immune system function. They also help maintain the integrity of your skin, which acts as a protective barrier to infection. The fibre content of grapefruit is beneficial for inducing feelings of fullness. This is because fibre slows the rate at which your stomach empties, increasing digestion time and improving appetite control. This helps you eat fewer calories throughout the day. Additionally, grapefruit contains lots of water, which is another characteristic known to help with weight loss.

One study in 91 obese subjects found that those who consumed half a fresh grapefruit before meals lost significantly more weight than those who didn't. Eating grapefruit regularly may have the potential to prevent insulin resistance, which can lead to diabetes. Insulin resistance occurs when your cells stop responding to insulin, the hormone which regulates many processes in your body. For example, it's involved in many aspects of your metabolism, but it's most commonly known for its role in blood sugar control. Eating grapefruit thus has the ability to reduce your likelihood of becoming insulin resistant. Regularly consuming grapefruit is thought to improve heart health by reducing risk factors for heart disease, such as high blood pressure and cholesterol. In one study, people who ate grapefruit three times daily for six weeks experienced significant reductions in blood pressure over the course of the study. They also showed improvements in total cholesterol and "bad" LDL cholesterol levels. Grapefruit is fairly high in potassium, a mineral responsible for many aspects of heart health. Half a grapefruit provides about 5% of your daily potassium needs. Adequate potassium intake is also associated with a reduced risk of high blood pressure.

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One of the UK’s most cherished ‘national treasures’ is undoubtedly actor Sir David Jason OBE, whose career in theatre and TV spans more than 50 years. He was born David John White in 1940 in Edmonton, London, and his father was a Billingsgate fishmonger. In later life, David modelled several of his TV characters’ mannerisms on his father and pals in the market.

when he appeared in the children's comedy show Do Not Adjust Your Set, co-starring alongside Monty Python members Terry Jones, Eric Idle and Michael Palin. Jason is most famous for his roles as Granville in Open All Hours — and now Still Open All Hours — Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses, Inspector Jack Frost in A Touch of Frost, Blanco in Porridge, Skullion in Porterhouse Blue, the ancient gardener Dithers in His Lordship Entertains and Pop Larkin in The Darling Buds of May. All were very different roles and displayed his remarkable versatility. He also voiced many animations, including Dangermouse, Toad and Ratty in Wind in the Willows and the title role in Roald Dahl’s BFG.

David appeared in juvenile court at the age of 14 for stealing lead, and again when he was 18 for riding a motorbike without L-plates; he was fined 10 shillings.

He landed the part of Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses by making fun of director Ray Butt's Cockney accent with a pitch-perfect imitation.

He did not find out until he was 14 that he had had a twin brother who had died at birth, however his younger brother, Arthur White, appeared in many episodes of A Touch of Frost with him.

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David’s first acting role was as a monkey in a primary school play at the age of nine, but his first lead role was in a Cromwellian play, Wayside War, as a 17th century cavalier at the age of 14. He started work at 15 as an electrician, saying later: “When I told my parents I wanted to go to drama school, they couldn't have been less enthusiastic if I'd just proposed setting up a commercial newt-breeding operation in the bathroom”. Since there was already a David White registered with Equity, he changed his surname from White to Jason after his favourite book, Jason and the Argonauts. He then joined amateur theatre not long afterwards and left it at the age of 25; he now says he only joined in order to pick up girls. He was spotted by TV producer Humphrey Barclay when playing a slapstick role in a theatre production on Bournemouth pier. Barclay gave Jason his big break in 1967,

In 1990, Jason spent time away from work to nurse his long-time partner, Welsh actress Myfanwy Talog, before she died of cancer at the age of 49. He was a keen gymnast and is also a qualified dive master, having been taught to dive in the Cayman Islands. He lives in Buckinghamshire with his wife, Gill Hinchcliffe — whom he married in 2005 the day before being knighted — and their daughter, Sophie Mae, who was born in 2001 when he was 61.

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Manny rule The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are hoping to secure a man to help them with childcare duties after they welcome their first child into the world in April. A source told The Sun newspaper: "Hiring a 'manny' is far more common in the US — a nation that Meghan is more in tune with — than in the UK. "She's keen to introduce the royal family to what she considers a more enlightened, modern American approach. "Of course, Harry had a very tomboyish nanny himself in Tiggy, who taught him and William about abseiling, fishing and other o utdoor pursuits in Monmouthshire. "He and Meghan have discussed nannies and both have an open mind to a male nanny.” Strictly Cheryl? Cheryl Tweedy once ruled herself out of appearing on Strictly Come Dancing — but now says that never doesn’t always mean never. She insisted that it is unlikely that she would ever contend BBC's Strictly even though her The Greatest Dancer co-judge Oti Mabuse, 28,maintained the singer should sign up for the show. But the Geordie said: “As I've grown up I've realised you should never say never. I just wouldn't put myself through that — the every week judgement thing.” Attention around Liam Payne's ex taking to the dance floor comes after South Africanborn dancer Oti told The Sun: “I would love to see her try... “I think if she did Strictly, people would love her and see another side that they haven’t seen yet. She would be brilliant.”


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Art Walk Competa “We welcome you to visit Cómpeta to experience great cultural days! The 11th Art Walk on Sat 20th, Sun 21st, Tues 23rd and Wed 24th of April.” 11:00 to 14.30 and 16:00 to 20:00. (Mon 22/4 excl.). If you love art, you will not want to miss it! Discover the beautiful village: with 38 international artists, representing 9 different nationalities, all showing their work at various venues. 26 venues this year! The event is organised by Lieuwke Loth with her volunteers. Cómpeta is only an hour's drive from Malága, if you do not have your own transport, there is public transport from Malaga, Torre del mar and Nerja to the village. The village has also many options for charming accommodation and fantastic restaurants. Booking a night will certainly be worthwhile! Visitors will have the opportunity to see the artists at work and meet them personally. One

can admire paintings, drawings, textile art, photographic art, mixed media work, video-projections, ceramics, bronze, wood, stone and steel sculptures. And you're welcome to participate in workshops like raku firing, papermaking and printmaking. The event grew in the years towards a cultural festival! Saturday there is a meditation ceremony and Sunday a storytelling event. And four Dutch students of the Arnhem Theatre School, will ‘move’ as 'Art-Walkers' in the streets of Cómpeta, submerging the village in creative vibes. Let yourself be carried away by positive energy and be open to new encounters! On top of this, each day you can enjoy exceptional live performances from local professional International musicians. We have performances from Aire Flamenco, Flor-de-lis, Los Alquimistas, Maika Lavera and the Grajos, Duo Masque, Espabelgajazz and The Nomades eclecticos. It will be a great festival of arts! More information: Instagram: artwalkcompeta

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Do You Have Unwanted Pain?! Is it really arthritis?? I thought in my next few articles that I would share a couple of cases I have come across as a sports massage therapist. Only this week I had a lady come to see me for advice and treatment. She had been suffering with pain and swelling in her ankle for weeks and had been to her doctor in UK who diagnosed a sprain, which was confusing to her as she had no recollection of falling or twisting it. After going for a second opinion and then being told it was arthritis, she was at an all time low, believing she would just have to live with the discomfort and pain. The first thing I noticed when she walked in was the amount of weight she had lost and she explained she had been dieting. I examined her ankle and asked some history questions, these are so important as to establish cause and not just treat symptoms. I agreed with her that I didn´t think it was a sprain and wasn´t that convinced it was arthritis. With a little more investigation, I found out the pain had begun a few weeks after the lady had begun her diet, the penny then dropped. She answered yes when I asked if she had been eating a lot of shell fish

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Beautiful Places - Living In The Mountains - At Home In Cutar And so we advance into the season of wild flowers in abundance, in this beautiful part of Europe, with bright purples and yellows springing up across the dazzling, sparkling countryside, bursting into bloom in such glory it feels as if each plant is in a rush to show off its best before the hot days of early Summer dry the delicate petals of its flowers and wither its leaves. And one of the best places I have found for wild flowers is in the hills and hidden valleys around Cutar. Cutar, a ten minute drive from Benamargosa, clinging shyly to a hidden hillside, tucked out of site from many angles, is a little piece of heaven amongst all this glory! Its narrow streets, with their jigsaw puzzle of pretty, pink rooftops, terraces, balconies and patios, are the home to artists, musicians, and country labourers alike, in harmony with nature, and all ever reminded, every day, from every angle, of those magnificent, heart-stopping, panoramic views, some of the best in the area! What better, for gentle, quiet souls, looking to shy away from the brazen noise and untiring turmoil of the larger villages, than to set up

home in such a sleepy, exquisite little village, as delicate as the petals of the Spring wild flowers, and as peaceful as a Summer’s afternoon. And so, thus inspired, (I never ever tire of this amazing area that we are so lucky to live in!) I came across Casa Vista Alta. It is a delightful, spacious village house, beautifully renovated by its current owners, with the very best of Cutar – its magnificent, panoramic views - to enjoy from the comfort of its very own garden. It is rare to find a village house with such very good outside space, and this house has it on two sides, permitting one to enjoy sun or shade, one view or another, whenever it takes one’s fancy. The house is now for sale for an excellent price, and is a perfect opportunity for those looking for village life in the slow lane, and plenty of peace, quiet and magnificent country views. By Toni Waterman, Unspoilt Andalusia (see advertisement below)

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Liberty Seguros - Life Insurance Three reasons to buy life insurance A proven product that everyone should protect themselves with. Life insurance is a necessary purchase that has the benefit of giving you and your family peace of mind. There are many different types of cover that can be tailored to suit your needs and lifestyle. Life insurance not only provides financial protection in the event of death but it is also a savings product that offers benefits that are becoming ever more extensive and customisable, so it is not surprising that, after car and home insurance, it is the third most contracted insurance cover in Spain. The average profile of a person who contracts life insurance is a married male aged between 35 and 44 years old, but it is never too late or early to take out a policy. 1. Arrange a mortgage to buy a house In Spain, six out of ten homes are bought with a mortgage. In this case, it is advisable to take out life insurance because, in case of death or permanent disability of the person who contracted the mortgage, the insurer will take over the payments to the bank and remove your partner or relatives from the economic responsibility that could be difficult to continue with. In fact, with most banks it is a pre-requisite as a guarantee before signing the mortgage. Until recently, banking entities conditioned their mortgage lending with an "obligation" to contract some linked products, such as Life insurance. But since a few years ago, with the approval of the European Parliament of the Mortgage Credit Directive, banks are prohibited by law from linking a mortgage to the purchase of insurance. You only need that your insurance company includes a clause in your policy registering your lending bank as the mortgage beneficiary. In that way, you comply with the request of the bank but you also save money. You could even save a difference of 700 euros as the products offered by the bank can be up to 300% more expensive. 2. Start a family - Life insurance can also be a guarantee for those who are thinking about starting a family. It should be taken into account that raising a child in Spain can be expensive. It has been estimated that a baby can cost 14,266 euros during its first year of life and 14,056 euros during the next two. On average, a child can represent the disbursement of 1,183 euros per month

during its first three years, which represents 80.78% of the average monthly net salary of a worker. It will depend on each person’s standard of living, but before the child turns 18 the parents could have spent between 115,000 and 350,000 euros. If at any time one of the parents dies, it will be difficult for the family to maintain the same rhythm of life. In those cases, although the personal loss will be irreplaceable, life insurance could guarantee the necessary capital to meet family expenses. With Liberty Seguros, even if the insured dies in an accident along with his/her spouse and they have children younger than 18, the beneficiaries will receive double the sum insured. 3. Protect your income level - Last year there were 3,796 serious occupational accidents in Spain. Of these, 618 had fatal consequences. The possibility of suffering an accident at work or outside that causes a permanent or temporary disability exists, so it is a wise choice to protect your income level. It will depend on each policy, but the insured can receive an advance payment of the contracted capital in case of temporary or permanent incapacity that prevents them from working and, therefore, affects their income, whether as a result of an accident or illness. In fact, with Liberty Seguros, the insured will be advanced the sum insured for death if he/she is diagnosed with one of the following serious illness or needs one of the following operations: cancer, heart attack, cardiovascular accident, kidney failure, bypass surgery, paralysis and transplant of vital organs, in accordance with the terms established in the special conditions of the policy. With insurance, not only for life, but also car, home, business, commercial, funeral, etc., Liberty Seguros is considered the preferred expat insurer in Spain today. Liberty Seguros has an extensive network of over 300 brokers and agents that are dedicated to providing unbiased, friendly and expert advice, because every home is different and such an important decision deserves a face to face chat with a professional insurance advisor, in your own language, to discuss the most suitable cover for you. To find out more visit: or simply call 91 342 25 49 See main advert on page 15 



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Dear Penny Agony Aunt Penny gives readers, advice, help and guidance through the minefield called life.

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14th - 21st April SEMANA SANTA All towns and villages 10th April DíA DEL ACEITE VERDIAL Periana 10th April FIESTA DEL CAMPO Benamargosa 25th April ROMERíA DE SAN MARCOS Alfarnatejo, Alfarnate, El Borge, Moclinejo

I moved out here on my own six months ago after breaking up with my husband in England. I felt I had to move on with my life in more ways than one. I now live in Competa and despite having made lots of new friends I often feel isolated here. My ex-husband never wanted us to split up, but as he had had an affair, I simply couldn’t accept him back into my life. Now I am wishing that I had just stuck with it, at least I wouldn’t be feeling so lonely now and someone is better than no-one. What shall I do?  Anon, Colmenar Penny Says: Absolutley not! You don’t need the sort of man in your life who at the back of your mind you are always going to worry about cheating on you. You have proved you were strong enough a person to move away from him initially, so don’t look back now. Men like him aren’t worth the time of day. Instead of disgressing, look ahead to the sunny future and realise that there are other men out there to bag! You deserve better. Perhaps you should get out and meet more people.

Yours Penny

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28th April DíA DE LA MORCILLA CANILLERA Canillas de Aceituno

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Wines Worth Locating: II Roncal Italy is renowned for producing many high-quality products, from cars to designer fashions and much more. Visitors to Italy return year after year and take much pleasure in the landscapes, beautiful coastal areas, plus culture, arts and history of the country. The wines that Italy produces are very impressive, with many being award-winning. Numerous wine producers have olive groves also and Italian olive oils are most excellent, along with their wines.

very popular dry red wine. Carefully-selected, hand-picked grapes follows with the containment in French oak barriques and then on to stainless steel tanks, before bottling. A ruby-red colour greets the eye and an intense bouquet pleases. Full-bodied, for the mouth’s pleasures, it is then smooth for the palate. A wine that will cellar very well. Perfect with red meats and game. Verduzzo Friulano has 100% grapes, of the same name, to produce this superbly sweet dessert wine.

The Il Roncal Estate is located on the Montebello Hill, near Cividale del Friuli and was founded during 1986.

Golden-yellow, in colour, the nose is of sweet fruits. Absolutely, a pleasure on the palate and great to pair with cakes and many desserts.

Ribolla Gialla I found to be an excellent dry white wine. Produced using 100% Ribolla Gialla grapes, the bouquet is both fresh and enticing. The mouthfeel and palate continue the enjoyment of this production, especially with fish and seafood dishes. Spumante Brut is most excellent, too. This white sparkler utilises 50% Chardonnay and 50% Ribolla Gialla grapes. The fine perlage provides a very acceptable experience, with vibrancy and freshness. Splendid to commence a meal and to accompany seafood dishes, etc. Civon is a

These are just a selection, from the range of productions by Il Roncal, which also includes very impressive extra virgin olive oil. Il Roncal is also a resort, utilising the old mansion, that offers comfortable rooms which overlook the vineyards. Guests’ comforts and memorable experiences are high on the agenda for Il Roncal, which prides itself on delivering a holiday of interest and information, as well as peace, with guided tours of the vineyard and tastings being very popular, indeed.

As always, Enjoy! Trevor Langley


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Sport In April 2019 FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 9th - Liverpool v Porto 21.00 9th - Tottenham v Manchester City 21.00 10th - Ajax v Juventus 21.00 10th - Manchester United v Barcelona 21.00 16th - Barcelona v Manchester United 21.00 16th - Juventus v Ajax 21.00 17th - Manchester City v Tottenham 21.00 17th - Porto v Liverpool 21.00 30th/1st May - Semi Finals First Legs 21.00 EUROPA LEAGUE 11th - Arsenal v Napoli 21:00 11th - Benfica v Eintracht Frankfurt 21:00 11th - Slavia Prague v Chelsea 21:00 11th - Villarreal v Valencia 21:00 18th - Chelsea v Slavia Prague 21:00 18th - Eintracht Frankfurt v Benfica 21:00 18th - Napoli v Arsenal 21:00 18th - Valencia v Villarreal 21:00 FA CUP 6th - Manchester City v Brighton 18:30 7th - Watford v Wolves 17:00 PREMIER LEAGUE 1st - Arsenal v Newcastle United 21:00 2nd - Watford v Fulham 20:45 2nd - Wolverhampton Wanderers v Manchester United 20:45 3rd - Chelsea v Brighton and Hove Albion 20:45 3rd - Manchester City v Cardiff City 20:45 3rd - Tottenham Hotspur v Crys Palace 20:45 5th - Southampton v Liverpool 21:00 6th - Bournemouth v Burnley 16:00 6th - Huddersfield Town v Leic City 16:00 6th - Newcastle United v Crys Palace 16:00 7th - Everton v Arsenal 15:05 8th - Chelsea v West Ham United 21:00 12th - Leic City v Newcastle United 21:00 13th - Tott Hspur v Huddersfield Town 13:30 13th - Brighton and Hove Albion v Bournemouth 16:00 13th - Burnley v Cardiff City 16:00 13th - Fulham v Everton 16:00 13th - Southampton v Wolverhampton Wanderers 16:00 13th - Man. United v West Ham United 18:30 14th - Crystal Palace v Man. City 15:05 14th - Liverpool v Chelsea 17:30 15th - Watford v Arsenal 21:00 16th - Brighton & H Albion v Cardiff City20:45 20th - Man. City v Tottenham Hotspur 13:30 20th - Bournemouth v Fulham 16:00 20th - Huddersfield Town v Watford 15:00 20th - West Ham United v Leic City 16:00 20th - Wolverhampton Wanderers v Brighton

and Hove Albion 16:00 20th - Newcastle Utd v Southampton 18:30 21st - Everton v Manchester United 14:30 21st - Arsenal v Crystal Palace 17:00 21st - Cardiff City v Liverpool 17:00 22nd - Chelsea v Burnley 21:00 23rd - Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton and Hove Albion 20:45 23rd -Watford v Southampton 20:45 24th - Wolverhampton Wanderers v Arsenal 20:45 24th - Man. United v Manchester City 21:00 26th - Liverpool v Huddersfield Town 21:00 27th - Tott Hotspur v West Ham Utd 13:30 27th - Crystal Palace v Everton 16:00 27th - Fulham v Cardiff City 16:00 27th - Southampton v Bournemouth 16:00 27th - Watford v Wolverhampton Wanderers 16:00 27th - Brighton and Hove Albion v Newcastle United 18:30 28th - Burnley v Man City 15:05 28th - Manchester United v Chelsea 17:30 29th - Leicester City v Arsenal 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP 3rd - Aberdeen v Motherwell 20:45 3rd - Hibernian v Kilmarnock 20:45 3rd - Livingston v Hamilton Academical 20:45 3rd - Rangers v Hearts 20:45 3rd - St Johnstone v Dundee 20:45 3rd - St Mirren v Celtic 20:45 6th - Hearts v Hibernian 13:30 6th - Celtic v Livingston 16:00 6th - Dundee v Aberdeen 16:00 6th - Hamilton Academical v St Mirren 16:00 6th - Kilmarnock v St Johnstone 16:00 7th - Motherwell v Rangers 13:30 FORMULA ONE 14th - Chinese Grand Prix, Shanghai 28th - Azerbaijan Grand Prix, Baku GOLF 4th - 7th - Valero Texas Open; TPC San Antonio, San Antonio, TX 11th - 14th - US Masters, Augusta National GC, Augusta, GA 18th - 21st - RBC Heritage; Harbour Town Golf Links, Hilton Head Island, SC 25th - 28th - Zurich Classic of New Orleans; TPC Louisiana, New Orleans, LA 25th - 28th - Trophee Hassan II; Royal Golf Dar Es Salam, Rabat, Morocco SNOOKER 20th - 6th May - World Championships, Sheffield


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Volunteers needed. The Costa Animal Society needs your help, particularly with their efforts at the Sunday car boot markets in Nerja and Almuñecar. If you have some time, and especially if you own a 4x4 or other large vehicle, your assistance in transporting and selling goods on a Sunday morning would be much appreciated as both these markets help raise much needed funds to care for rescued animals. If you can assist CAS in any way call Wendy: 660271984 or Vera: 680 315880.

Quiz Night Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Quiz night with a difference. From 8.30pm. Hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call to reserve your table 952544362

SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. The organisation will be presenting a donation at the Dia de Residente event this April in Nerja. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to

Every Monday is quiz night at the Irish Rover, El Copo, Torre del Mar. Come and support local charities. Call 603 186 347 to reserve a table.

The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email:

Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Call Shelia for details 640 328 051

Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wed 5pm 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 Local artist Margaret Riordan has an art exhibition until end April 2018 at Bar Choto Playa on the N340 at Penoncillo beach, Torrox Costa, (Not Tues). (Next to Ruta 340 motorcycles shop). Free entry, plenty of free parking. Margaret is a self-taught artist (retired secretary) She was born in Bristol, England, and has been painting and drawing all her life. She has entered many competitions with success at local and national level and over 400 of her works have been sold throughout the UK, Europe, North America and Australia.

Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly at our NEW venue The Asador Restaurant Puente Don Manuel, and a NEW Day Monday 12.00 – 1400 hrs. And on a Wednesday at midday at the Bar La Vega, Torre Del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support TRBL in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. You do not have to have served in the Armed Forces to become a member. Interested? Then please Phone Branch Secretary Sue on M 691 544 140 or just pop in for a chat.

Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners. For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966

Furniture shop, Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact 952564910/671048304

Aqua Aerobics Every Saturday 10.30-11.30am Torrox Public Pool. All levels of fitness welcome. Please ring Jennifer for more information and to book your place. 95 252 3599 Text- 605624551 Email:

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With the arrival of Spring La Vaqueria garden is looking very pretty, an ideal location for whiling away a few hours, enjoying a beer or lunch in the sunshine. This is the perfect place for alfresco dining and is available as a venue for private parties, meetings and celebrations. Turn up to eat with a party of 6 or more on your birthday and we will give you a birthday cake for free! This month to celebrate the arrival of Spring we have organised a ONSIE PARTY!!!! A fun filled evening, Friday 12th at 8pm with local band MENTALLY SKA´ are 15€ and include a supper and the entertainment... not to be missed!!! I strongly advise pre booking tickets for this one... suspect it may well be a sellout!!!

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Also new this month is the Tuesday Art Group... 2.30pm every Tuesday. This is suitable for all levels of expertise from complete novice upwards. It is aimed at getting you to relax and enjoy and will cover whichever mediums you are interested in. We also have the 5€ meal deal on Tuesdays so you can make a day of it if you so wish and partners are welcome to wait and relax in the garden if they like. So we are looking forward to seeing you soon. Happy Springtime. La Vaqueria Team x

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Move It To Music! A gentle, informal and fun dance fitness class held on Saturdays, 11-12 noon, annually from mid October to Easter, Time Sport Gym - Avda de Pescia 21, Nerja. For more info: 675 846 217 Short Mat Bowls The Nerja Short Mat Bowls Club is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Monday and Thursday afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Baviera, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: or call Captain: George Clay on 643 139 023 Colmenar Social Club is a group whose aim is to promote friendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wednesday from 12.00pm at Arco Del Sol Hotel, Colmenar on A356 Velez Malaga to Casabermeja road Km9. A great venue to enjoy a variety of activities such as wine tasting, talks, cooking demonstrations, monthly lunches, car sharing days out, theatre visits and a monthly bowling group. Everyone is welcome, if you’re interested please contact Carol on 623 125 656 or visit our Facebook page: Colmenar Social Club to view activities. Phoenix Club We now meet every Tuesday between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 Do you like singing? Would you like to join a choir? We are inviting new singers to become members of the local, long-established choir, Coral Coraxalia under the leadership of Eusebio Pita. Great, friendly atmosphere, all nationalities, good repertoire, performances

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and concerts, social events, possible touring, etc. Rehearsals Thursdays 17.30 – 20.00 in the Casa Cultura on the main A7205 road at Viñuela village. Plenty of free parking opposite. Come along to a rehearsal and hear us and decide if you’d like to join us! For more information call 689 111 352 / 669 682 138 RBL - Nerja meets twice a month for lunch on the 3rd Thursday at the Al Andalus Hotel, Maro and on the 1st Friday at the Nuevo Arenas Restaurant, La Herradura. Everyone is welcome to join us. Booking is essential. Please contact Kim on tel: +44 7988029001 or email: For any other information about the Branch contact Eddie, our Chairman, on tel: +44 7590717384 or email: RBL Benajarafe Branch meet every Friday from 12.00 at the Restaurante Mediterraneo situated on the coast road in Benajarafe. We enjoy bingo, quizzes, various entertainment & monthly outings. We have an excellent weekly lunch & welcome new/existing RBL members. Tel: 653108415 Email: The Nerja Philosophical Group For info please call Tom Bryson on 699 170 931 41 Club If anyone wishes to know more about our 41 Club which has 50 members from 10 different countries throughout Northern Europe. We are a drop in club as most of our members only spend short periods of time in Spain but always turn up to join in our FUN. or ring Alfie on 626998626 Fellowship of Jesus Christ the King Whether you live in Spain or are visiting our area, we would be delighted to welcome you. Our meetings are characterised by uplifting songs and relevant sermons and a modern but reverent service, followed by free tea or coffee & biscuits. Why not come along and make new friends, every Sunday at 10.30. (John 3:16) Also Prayer meetings every Wednesday at 11.30. Pasaje San Miguel, Nerja Tel: 655 806 267 / 951 978 844 FB: FOJCTK

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‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. On occasions we organise something rather more special, Mystery Tours or Weekends Away. The Jaguar Enthusiasts' Club is the largest Jaguar Club in the world and was formed in 1984, by members of other Jaguar Clubs, for the enthusiast who not only used, but maintained or restored their SS, Jaguar or Daimler. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs. We are based in the Lake Vinuela area, 10 km inland from Velez Malaga, and most members live fairly locally but we also welcome people from the coast and further afield. At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. Through its members El Valle has links to groups that enjoy a variety of pursuits including leisurely scenic walks, more energetic cross-country hash runs, photography, quad biking, drama, bird watching and dancing. So whatever your interests El Valle has something for you! We meet on the first Mon of each month (apart from Aug when we take a break!) at the Camping Bar, Lake Vinuela. Visit for directions. Meetings start 7:30 but we start arriving from 7pm so come early and introduce yourself so that we can help you make the most of what El Valle has to offer. We also meet us on Fri mornings from 11:30-12:30 at Meson Sara at the Puente don Manuel crossroads to join us, book an event or have a chat. The Nerja History Group for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have Lectures and trips each month. We are of mixed Nationalities and lectures are conducted in English. Meetings are held at the Nerja Museum, above the underground

car park, starting at 11.00am and finish approx. 12.30pm. Please see and or email Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Opening hours Mon through Fri 10.00 to 13.00 and 15.00 to 18.00. For further information and bookings please contact the Centre, Torre del Mar Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: Please note you are unable to make bookings through the website. April events and excursions Every Mon –Knitting & Crochet Group. Come along to learn how to knit or crochet or just join a group of like minded individuals to help make ponchos & wraps for the ladies and waistcoats for the men. Ursula who speaks English, Spanish and German will be here to help everyone. Time 11.00 to 13.00 at the Centre. Every Mon – German Coffee meetings. Time 15.00 to 17.00. Every Wed – Art & Craft Group. Time 14.00 – 17.00 at the Centre. Mon thru Wed April 15th, 16th and 17th – The Centre will only be open in the morning. Time 10.00 to 13.00. Wed 17th Coach Excursion to Gibraltar. Ticket price 13€, or with Friends of Lux Mundi Card 12€ available at the Centre. Proceeds for fund raising. Departure times Puente don Manuel (Bar Mis Tapitas) 6.45, Algarrobo (Lidl) 7.15, Caleta (Vets) 7.20 and Torre Del Mar (Bus Station) 7.30. Depart Gibraltar 15.30 approximately. PASSPORTS / I.D. REQ. Every Wednesday – Art & Craft Group. Time 14.00 – 17.00 at the Centre. Red Cross The Red Cross can help foreign residents with such things as basic needs (food, clothing and medicines) plus other services such as the loan of aids (wheelchairs, crutches and walking sticks), SOS type personal alarms and help to attend appointments e.g. GP or hospital visits. There are a small number of English-speaking volunteers so if you need help or would like to find out more about becoming a volunteer please email Richard at


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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-Torre see Nerja-Malaga times Torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja & Almuñécar Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), Nerja every Sunday at 12 noon and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel), Almuñécar every Sunday at 9.30 a.m. (except during August). There is also a short service of Holy Communion on Wednesdays at 9.30 a.m. in the Church Shop, Calle Málaga, Nerja. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sundays 10.30. Website Tel 952 407 050 Anglican communion. Torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at

Local Police : 091 Guardia : 062 Fire : 080 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). Roman Catholic - Caleta de Velez - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, change of venue from October 7th at the Parish Church of Nuestra Señora del Carmen, situated on the main street, Caleta de Velez. Time 5pm. Sunday Anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am. Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays. Torre del Mar Evangelical Church Torre del Mar Presbyterian Church (Evangelical) meets for worship each Sunday at 11.00am in Legends Bar, C/ Don Cipriano Maldonado Jiménez, Torre del Mar. Everyone welcome. Email Web Torre del Mar: International Church Málaga/Cornerstone International Church. Meets Sun @ 11:30am & Wed @ 6:30 pm for Bible Study. Calle Solera 2, Bajos,Torre del Mar (Opposite the Bus Station TDM) Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship - 11am. Midweek activities - Pilates - Mon 11am - 12.15pm. Bridge club Tues 2.15pm - 6pm. AA - Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. Bible study Thurs 5-7pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel. Phone: 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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Ambulance : 061 Water : 952 540 662 Electricity : 952 540 662 Tourist Information Nerja: 952 521 531 Torre del Mar: 952 541 104




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Weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa & Camping Vinuela Ctr.A356 KM30. Thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Malaga Consulates UK Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists Telefonica

Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 952 048 804 Airlines Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings. Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 ITV Call: 902 702 727 - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am - 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am 12.45pm


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) : a h a h s e k o J Thanks to MP for the following jokes... They’ve just discovered a natural spring water source under the centre circle at Anfield. Liverpool are bottling it. ------------------------------------------------------------Just been to Tesco garage to get a sandwich and some crisps and was shocked when the checkout girl asked me if I wanted to go for a drink. “I’ve got a girlfriend I’m afraid” I said “But thanks anyway, you have made my day.” She replied “They are part of the Meal Deal you idiot!” ------------------------------------------------------------Shamima Begum has been like the World Cup to England. It's brought everyone together but she's not coming home! ------------------------------------------------------------The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died today. His wife is said to be in 1,500 pieces. ------------------------------------------------------------So, God made Adam. Adam was walking around one day and realised that he was lonely so he asked God for a companion. God said: “I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to do. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be so beautiful that you won’t be able to take your eyes off her. It’s gonna cost you an arm and a leg though.” Adam said: “Well, what can I get for a rib?” ------------------------------------------------------------A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing,” she asked. “Hunting flies,” he responded. “Oh, killing any?” she asked. “Yep. Three males, two females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell?” He responded: “Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.”

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him. When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." ------------------------------------------------------------After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me 6 months ago." ------------------------------------------------------------Paddy and Murphy walking down the street. Paddy found a mirror picked it up and said to Murphy “I know the face but I can't put a name to it!” Murphy picked it up looked and said “Paddy you daft idiot it's me!”

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Jokes h a h a :) Paddy says to Murphy “Have you seen the news? 3 cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths!” “Unbelievable!” says Murphy, “I can’t believe they all had the same name!” ------------------------------------------------------------I couldn't find that thingy that peels the potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently, she left me yesterday. ------------------------------------------------------------3 young black men in court. Leroy’s been given 15 years for possession of a knife, Winston’s been given 25 years for possession of a gun and Denzil been given 5 years for possession of 59p in loose change. In summing up the judge said “Although Denzil wasn’t in possession of a gun or knife, it’s clear he was saving up for one.” ------------------------------------------------------------Teacher asked all the children what their fathers’ did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc. But Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy. "He plays football for Leeds but I was just too embarrassed to say." ------------------------------------------------------------A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handy woman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about £50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realise that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "And I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." ------------------------------------------------------------Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya 'think 5,000€ is enough to donate to them for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?"

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s e g a P Puzzle Get Quizical

Hey Diddle Riddle

1. Which British city was known by the Romans as Deva Victrix? 2. Which chess piece is known as "Springer" in German? 3. Who in 1999 became the UK's first Children's Laureate? 4. Who played the role of Black Panther (T'Challa) in the 2018 superhero movie? 5. In Shakespeare's "Hamlet" who is Ophelia's father? 6. Who played the title role of Columbo in the TV series of the same name? 7. Which toothpaste brand was once advertised as offering a 'ring of confidence'? 8. Which country has a parliament called the Knesset? 9. The artist George Stubbs is best known for painting what animals? 10. Who in 1963 became the first left-hander to win a golfing major?

1. There are three bottles: X, Y and Z. Bottle X has a capacity of eight litres and contains five litres of liquid. Bottle Y has a capacity of five litres and contains three litres of liquid. Bottle Z has a capacity of three litres and contains 2 litres of liquid. How can you measure 1 litre of liquid in the minimum number of steps ? 2. A donkey travels exactly the same distance every day. However, 2 of his legs travel 40 kilometres and the remaining two travel 41 kilometres. Obviously 2 of the donkey’s legs cannot be 1km ahead of the other 2, and the donkey is perfectly normal, so how can this be? 3. There was a system error in a mailing website, and because of this, the passwords of some clients got changed. Here is a conversation between a client and tech support. Client: My password is altered. I cannot log in. Tech support: The password is distinct this time and it has eight letters, out of which two are the same as in your previous password. Client: Thanks, now I can log in. What are the client’s old and new passwords?

11. According to traditional astrology which are the three Earth signs? Answers on page 108

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7 Took responsibility for a misdeed or error

1 Special social or sporting occasion (4)


2 Visit, pop in (4,2)

8 Audio listening piece (8)

3 Propriety in manners and conduct (7)

9 Offensive to one’s sight or other senses (4)

4 ----- Pendragon, father of King Arthur (5)

10 Beer mug in the shape of a man in a tricorn

5 Follow-up (6)

hat (4,3)

6 Bali fell (anag) (8)

12 Boston, MA’s newspaper (5)

11 One not fancied to win (8)

14 Playful aquatic animal (5)

13 Putting up with: long-lasting (7)

16 Feeling uneasy (7)

15 Strikingly strange or unusual (6)

19 Lover of Aeneas (4)

17 Emphasise (6)

20 Place where easy money may be made

18 Article of faith; doctrine (5)

(after the conquistadors’ folly) (2,6)

21 Plant of the celery family; leaf is a herb,

22 Distraught (6,7)

seeds a spice (4)


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Levi’s for men 501, button fly. 505 straight leg with zip. grade 1, very little wear. 30€ all sizes. Call: 696 857 401. ERECTILE DISFUNCION PROBLEM? I can help you with my little blue pill. Call me on: 696 857 401 Vax cordless vacuum cleaner 18 months old, still in original packaging. Only been used a few times. Excellent condition 135€ o.n.o Call 620196 559 FRIDGE WITH SMALL FREEzER COMPARTMENT. Under the counter size. Excellent condition. Can be seen La Vinuela area. 80€ Phone 660 832 971 NISSAN PATROL 4x4, 2.8 6 cylinder diesel. Good working order. Spanish reg, LHD, lost documentation. Ideal for spares, off road or use on private land. Photos on request. €1,800 Tel: 660 123 349

Wanted I WILL COLLECT FREE of charge all your used clothing, bric-a-brac, pots and pans, books, toys, CD´s garden pots, tools, pieces of furniture or anything else you are throwing out whilst you are cleaning. Call me on 625 319 323 Jacqui NEW MEMBERS WANTED - EL CAPITAN TENNIS CLUB Torre Del Mar. Open to new members. For information Ring 675391967.

Wanted Property To Buy GERMAN CRAFTSMAN is searching for a new home to buy in Axarquia. Up to 130,000€. More information @ or call: 622 07 36 47

Job Section STAFF WANTED APRENDO IDIOMAS in Nerja are looking for teachers, English, German and French. Calle Antonio Millon, Edf. Penaflor, Bajo 1.Call Rebeca 673684194 ExPERIENCED CHEF & WAITING STAFF required by Restaurante Cantueso in Periana. Must speak Spanish. C.V. in first instance please to:

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s e p o c s Horo by Juanita Banana of ARIES: March 21-April 20 Partnerships are likely to be under pressure for the first five days of April but, although the cause won´t entirely disappear, things will return to normal shortly. An event of significance, when you least expect anything, brings optimism and happiness TAURUS: April 21-May 21 Work figures highly this month, with promotion or new responsibilities indicated. Try to avoid using it to escape other pressures. Singles may find love through a business trip GEMINI: May 22-June 21 Keep an eye on your budget this month and avoid being tempted by friends, or a new love interest, into spending what you can´t afford! Take care also not to take refuge in over-indulgence

exercise LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 Its important to think before taking action this month or you risk a situation that can´t be retracted. Challenge anyone you suspect to be insincere and you will be delighted with the results SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 Take extra care of your health this month to avoid food poisoning and ´flu-like illnesses. Your emotions are close to the surface and need checking SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21 For best solutions to challenges that arise this month, you need to be independent, swift and creative in taking action. During the latter part of April, increased opportunities for personal growth are presented

CANCER: June 22-July 22 Seize invitations to make one or several short trips and make the best use of the time in being productive. Family problems will be resolved

CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 20 A good time for Capricorns to pursue your dreams and plan for the future. Problems are overcome, as if by magic, though beware of petty jealousies from others

LEO: July 23-August 23 Romance is positively aspected in April, for single and married Leos alike. Indulge in the love and affection that comes your way. Say yes to that candlelit dinner. A trip away is best temporarily postponed

AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19 The best therapy for your mind and body this month is to philosophically accept the changes that lie ahead and the various events that will leave footprints for years to come

VIRGO: August 24-September 22 Lack of motivation means April begins slowly for Virgo but improves in leaps and bounds towards the last week as negativity is shed. For your health, maintain a routine of walking or other physical

PISCES: February 20 - March 20 Your anxieties are unfounded and give you to imagine doubt where none should exist. A good time to study or learn a new skill and to avoid ephemeral romance

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lFor Air Conditioning call Mark at Esola, 616 119 007, Torre del Mar lPolar Air For Professional and reliable servicing, repairs and installation of A/C at competitive rates by a qualified technician.Call Susie or Peter 655 211 192 or visit lCHS Cooling and Heating Solutions. All makes of air conditioning, serviced and installed. Also Solar, Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Call: 655 791 167 Email: lConnect Air Conditioning. Supplying the latest in heat pump technology at the best prices. Contact Sean: 639 738 624 Email:

lSolar blinds, ideal for large glazed areas to keep the view but also giving privacy and stopping maximum amounts of heat/glare and fading of furnishings. Speak to Ian 644 54 61 76 958 49 65 71

ALARMS lPerfect Alarm S.L High quality security systems including CCTV and Alarms. We speak English and German. Call: Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

AWNINGS lAwnings - Blinds - Mosquito Screens, Glass Curtain Repairs, Replacement of plastic jointing strips, New Installations, Roller Shutters / Repairs. New installations, Conversion from manual to motorised. Call Julian: 655 825 931

BEAUTY & BOUTIQUE lThe Hair & Beauty Studio Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel, (along from Morenos) Call: 951 204 158 or 654 897 410

BOAT TRIPS lCostaboattrips. Private & bespoke trips max of 8 people, Avoid the crowds and enjoy spectacular views from the sea, cliffs, waterfalls, caves, beaches sunsets, whilst enjoying complimentary free sandwiches and drinks on your trip. www.costaboattrips. (+34) 615 598 270

BOOKSHOPS lPasatiempo Calle Infantes 32, Torre del Mar, 952 543 703, Email:

BUILDERS lAll types of building work undertaken, 37 years experience, Let me quote you. Call: 952 110 788 or 650 895 461

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The Sentinella Paginas BUILDERS (Continued) lLT Construction - is a building company based in the Velez Malaga area. We specialise in all aspects of design, building license application and construction, we have over 14 years of expertise in creating individual building solutions for our clients. Our local knowledge of the land and its soil types and how best to deal with the challenges posed by them - means that we are the best-suited company to advise you on your building requirements. Call Lee Talbot on 659324586 lJohn Housby, Building, Plastering, Tiling & Painting. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414. Email:

CAR ACCESSORIES lWindow Tinting, A mobile service for your convenience, ITV legal and certified. Cut out annoying glare. Stop U/V. Protect children and pets. Be cool. Enjoy the sun, don’t suffer it! Call Ian 902 888 176 / 644 546 176

CARE HOMES lCasa Klein. A better place to live. Scandinavian convelescent and retirement home. Situated on a hilltop overlooking mountains and the sea in Velez Malaga. Tel: 952 50 21 30 Mob: 679 167 168

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING wRoy’s Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning. Professional Machines, 18 years experience. All areas covered. Call Mark on 958 640 068 or 656 561 669

CCTV lPerfect Alarm S.L High quality security systems including CCTV and Alarms. We speak English and German. Call: Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

CHIROPODISTS lRegisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. Over 25yrs exp NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715

CLEANING lUltra Clean, Clean & Changeovers, key holding, house-keeping, laundry, window cleaning, gardening etc.. Call Pammy: 674 597 984 Torre del Mar area

lSqueaky Clean all types of household cleaning undertaken, key holding, changeovers and laundry. House and pet sitting. 20 years experience in Spain. Call Paula 622 939 742

CLINICS lAnalysis Clinic, Haematology, Coagulation (Contro of Warfarin), Biochemistry, Inmunology,Hormone, Bacteriology, Parasitology, Special analysis. Home visits for blood tests. Antonio Armijo Navas, Specialist in Clinical Analysis. Urb. Costa del Oro, Local-4. Torrox Costa, Phone: 952 605 893

COMPUTER SERVICES lSteve’s Computer and Laptop Service. Providing a thorough health check/repair for corrupted software and removal of virus/malware infections. Sales of used/refurbished laptops at competitive prices. Call Steve in Torrox: 634347055 Email:

COMPUTERS lDavid Fenton: Computer Help Specialist. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. House calls, remote assistance or bring it to me. Help and impartial advice with all types of technology. Tel 952 549 607, Mob 654 899 976

CURRENCY TRANSFERS lCurrencies Direct. For all your currency transfer requirements; excellent exchange rates, 100% no transfer fees or hidden charges – Contact the Nerja office on 952 906 581 or email

DAMP PROOFING lElectro-OS S.L. Immediately effective. 20 Year guarantee. Tel: 958 656 560. lDamp Proofing Why live in a healthy climate, but live in an unhealthy house? Stop rising and penetrating damp in your house now. Call us for a free quote. With a 20 year guarantee. Specialised professionals. We speak English, Dutch, German, French and Spanish. FB: Teamsecomur Andalusia Call: 693 478 470

DECORATION INTERIOR/EXTERIOR lTejidos Belen For all your soft furnishings. Specialists in cushions, pillows, accessories, interior & exterior decoration. We repair your sofas & terrace furniture. Tel: 952531732 / 650964624 Avd. Andalucia No.34 (next to Supermarket La Plaza)Torrox Costa

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The Sentinella Paginas DENTISTRY lClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 lDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at competitive prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German and Spanish Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm

DRAIN CLEARANCE lDrains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628 lAt Your Service Plumbing, Electrical, Prop. Maintenance Torre del Mar/Puente don Manuel area. Ex. Corgi reg. with over 35 years experience. Tel: 951 066 064 / 692 330 420 Email: lDrain & Leak Solutions Your underground plumbers!High pressure water jetting, Drain tracing CCTV, Septic tank problems & installationsm, baths, sinks & toilets unblocked, leak detection & repairs. Fully qualified and fully legal. No call out fee!! Tel: 951 310 111 / 651 111 005 www.drain&

ELECTRICIANS lSparkinspain - Electrical installations & maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga & inland to Competa and Frigiliana.Tel Colin 951 242 449/Mob 666707297 Web:

ESTATE AGENTS lBuy A Home Spain Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: Website: lAxarquia Properties S.L Established 2001. Office: 952 436 781 Cta.almeria 194, Benajarafe Email: lFleming Properties, Calle Dr. Fleming, 1, Nerja. 952 524 140 or 637 278 306/606 087 362, lInitia Network Investment. Buy with lawyers. Full-integrated service. vélez-Málaga, Camino viejo de Málaga nº 28. 952 549 365 / 645 618 817 /

lCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680 lAndalucia Real Estate (Belgian management)- sales and renovations since 2005 – Axarquia area – Dutch/Belgian/English market. Av. De Los Cipreses 16, Frigiliana. 0034-952 53 44 81 or 0034-666 82 17 96

EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS lSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) Sales, Rentals, Management, Holidays. Professional advise with 13 years experience in Spain. Tel 666 135 516 / 618 940 829 Email: Web: lzalia properties, long established sales rental agents, Lake Viñuela area. Car hire, Pool, Villa cleans etc. El Cruce de Periana 4, Edf. Alzabel, Semisotano 2, Alcaucin 952 519 718 / 663 093 782, 696 206 158 lA&N Aviles & Norling Investment Call: 952 965 981 / 658 963 618 / C/Saladero Viejo 1, Torre del Mar C/Salvago 2, 20 derecha, Malaga

FURNITURE lCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30

FUNERAL DIRECTORS lLa Esperanza Funeral Parlour. Funeral Directors with their own funeral parlours and crematorium with more than 50 years experience in the Malaga province. Telephone 952 50 15 81, 24 hours a day 365 days a year (in case of death/emergencies)

GARDENING lRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099


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The Sentinella Paginas GARDENING & POOLS lGarden & Pool Service, German gardener, landscaping, property maintenance, pool maintenance, boat servicing. Speaks German, English & Spanish. Good rates. All areas. Tel: 691 526 394

HEALTH & BEAUTY lWeight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 665 118 607 (business opportunity also available) lFor Happy Feet complete removal of hard skin, detox, foot spa and pedicure. Call Paula 622 939 742

HEALTH SHOPS lRincón Natural Nerja: natural remedies, organic food, superfoods, natural skincare products, spelt husk pillows, essential oils, incense & feng shui crystals. Alternative therapies: personalised weight control coaching, naturopath consultance etc. C/ Carretera 1, in front of Supersol, Nerja. Tel. 952 523 503 ONLINE-SHOP for Europe lHigh Grade Medical Cannabis Oils for sale - helps people with Cancer, Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Diabetes, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Glaucoma. Prices from €30/60ml 6%CBD. Magy's Garden Grow Av.Andalucia 106, Caleta de Velez Tel: 952 511 857

HEATING lRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742,,

HYPNOTHERAPY, NLP & LIFE COACH lMaria McMahon (BSc. Hons), Clinical NLP/ Hypnotherapist & Life Coach. Help with weight loss, smoking, anxiety, self-confidence, phobias, sleep quality and more. One to one & group sessions/workshops in Nerja. Email Maria for a free 30 min consultation:

INSURANCE lGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes email: Tel/Whatsapp: 722 708 615

KENNELS AND CATTERIES lResidencia Cantalobos the Pet Hotel in La Herradura, offers the highest standards of care for your pets. Call Now - Tel: +34 603 739 886. email: Facebook: Cantalobos Pet Hotel lHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of exercise, fun and cuddles. Also pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: lSheila’s Cattery - Small cattery ‘just for cats’ in the Riogordo/Benamagosa countryside. We treat and care for your cats as our own. Tel: +34 643 635 617 Facebook: sheilascattery

KITCHENS lIdecocina, Perfecting quailty, price and service since 1980. Design and fitting all types of kitchens and all styles, including accessories and electrical appliances. 952 541 895 C/Los Prados, 4 Torre del Mar.

LAWYERS lCS Abogados , Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: / lAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & Velez-Málaga. 952 901 225 or ring Melanie Elst on 685589802 for a free no obligation appointment lInitia Lawyers. Established Lawyers with 27 years experience. Your problems are our challenges to solve. Vélez-Málaga, Camino Viejo de Málaga nº 28. 952 549 365 / 645 618 817 /

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The Sentinella Paginas lDe Cotta Law Spanish and English Lawyers, specialising in Business Law, Debt Recovery, Company Start-ups and more. Multilingual. Calle Diputacion 11, Nerja 952 527 014

MASSAGE Massage: Therapeutic and relaxation. For back-and muscle pain or for a soothing relaxation massage, in the peaceful setting of our finca in Periana. Book online through Or Whatsapp (no calls, we’re busy massaging) +34 652 200 702

METALWORK lMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. We support the Axarquia Animal Rescue Charity. Andy: 676 719 066 Email:

MOBILITY PRODUCTS lBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015/635445279

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS lMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs. Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap. Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS lRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

OPTICIANS lHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923 lOpticas Perea – Optical & Audio Centre. C/Santa Margarita, 15, Torre del Mar. Tel: 951 241 410 Email: or visit our website We speak English, German, French and Spanish.

PAINTING lNo Need to Paint Does your property need painting? Interior or exterior. Call now for a brochure: 640 519 482 or 952 594 425 Email:

PARAGLIDING lParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfill your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years exp. without risk, over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of a beach bar.

PLUMBERS lAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: lEnglish/Spanish Plumber Over 30 years experience, trained and qualified in England. All plumbing work undertaken. For a fast and reliable service. Call José on: 638 609 906 lPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement and reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES lInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email:

PROPERTY OFF PLAN lAlexia 2nd phase in Caleta de Velez, 112 apartments and penthouses, don’t miss out! Set in a privileged location, the best in Caleta. Call: 952 783 531 / 910 516 354

PROPERTY RENTALS lBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: Website:

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lTransportation to UK to Spain to UK. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594 Email: lTony Roam Removals UK to Spain to UK Email: / ES: 636 393 542 / UK: 07973 362 003 lAlcala Transport, Fully Legal, Spanish registered Transport/Removals Company. Operating locally for over 10 years. We run two vans twice per month to and from the UK/Europe. Call Colin for a no obligation quote on 0034 608 085 700 or 0044 7936886822

lTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266.

lHub Transport Services twice per month to and from UK/Spain/France. Full and part loads including motorbikes. Car trailer also available. Fully insured. Two men if required. Call: 951 120 064 Email:

RENT A CAR lRent a Car Estrella Rent Delivery and collection at Malaga airport or in your location. Automatic cars. Unlimited kilometers, full insurance, VAT and additional driver included. 952 511 209 / lTransauto Rent A Car Malaga Our cars are delivered at the airport parking. Unlike other companies where you have to wait 30 minutes for a mini bus to collect you. No refuelling service fee. Tel: 952 105 050

RESTAURANTS lTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia, Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 lTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 lIndian Palace Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: lRestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 lTaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra. Nacional 340 (next to post office) Torrox Costa Tel: 952 534 972 or 632 637 470

SECOND HAND SHOPS lCarousel Second Hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank. Open Tues - Fri 9.30am - 2pm Call Gilly: 625 827 193 lSweethome Second Hand Shop. Second hand furniture and decoration, Bric a Brac, etc. We also buy your unwanted furniture and undertake house clearances with delivery service or pick up. Email: Contact Manuel 634 774 510. Jardines del Mar del Penoncillo, BLQ 32, Torrox Costa lSecond Hand Shop, Garantiauto. Do you need money? Buy & Sell! They buy everything; Cars, Motos, T.V’s Video Consoles, Mobiles, Furniture & Toys etc... Call 625 317 360 / 952 53 00 84. On the N340 Penoncillo No. 34, direction Nerja, next to Varadero bar. lSecond Hand & Ourdoor Rustic Furniture Access by a slip road underneath ferreteria, Canillas de Aceituno. Easy parking. Opening hours 10am - 6pm Mon - Sat. Call: 0044 7867 973057

SECURITY lPERFECT Alarm S.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

SOLICITORS lDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 Best Law Office in Law Axarquia Area. Professional legal and tax services at affordable rates. Free quotations and consultations. Offices in Nerja and velez-Malaga. Tel: 952 901 225

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STORAGE/PARKING lParking El Llano Caravans/Boats storage & General storage 24hr security, from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 180 468 lPersonal Storage, fully insured with CCTV security. Secure storage / easy recovery / discount for bulk quantities. Prices from 14€ per m3, 5€ per suitcase (per month). Call: 682 525 106. Poligono Castillo Alto 66, Nerja. 150 metres behind Lidl on right.

SWIMMING POOLS lPlodgepools - Green ponds returned to crystal clear pools Maintenance plans adapted to your needs, installations, replacements, products and covers. Over 10 years working with very happy customers in La Axarquia. Call now for your first FREE pool consultation. Tel: 690 070 569. E-mail:

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lAquamarine Pools - C/Playa Marina, 2D, Torre del Mar. Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: Tel: 952 54 57 55 / 600 811 355 lPool & Garden Service, German gardener, landscaping, property maintenance, pool maintenance, boat servicing. Speaks German, English & Spanish. Good rates. All areas. Tel: 691 526 394

TAXIS l24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004

VETS wPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, Vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More... C/Alhambra Nº3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

WINDOW TINTING lMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat, glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571 / 644 546 176

Calle del Mar 23 (Corner of Avda. Andalucia) Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601

Rincón de la Victoria

Exclusive Beautiful Villa

Ref.: 4915

Exclusive villa with unbeatable views of the sea and the bay of Malaga. The property is on 3 levels with the entrance giving access to the upper floor. On the ground floor there is a large living room, kitchen, laundry room, access to the garage, garden, an orchard and a salt water swimming pool. under the pool there’s a gym and a drop-off directly to the rocks of the sea. The house is unique for its location: in a natural setting of rocks and sea, well connected with roads and the city and only 15 minutes from Malaga airport



Beautiful villa complex

Ref.: 4905

This beautiful property is a villa with 4 completely equipped luxury apartments with separate laundry room/shed. The villa can be used for several purposes: for own usage and/or (partial) renting or as group accommodation. all apartments have own access with balcony or terrace. There is a fenced garden with lounge set, swimming pool, sun plateau. Top floor - a complete apartment with private access and a large terrace. hall, large living room with access to spacious balcony with extraordinary sea views. access to open kitchen, luxury bathroom with shower, toilet and sink and 1 separate bedroom and living room. There’s a possibility to make 2 more bedrooms. air conditioning, floor heating and fire place. Middle floor - 2 person studio/apartment and a large 2 person apartment. Ground floor - 4 person apartment directly connected to the garden. Top quality materials are used. Marble, Daikin aircon, floor heating, quality kitchens, double (sun protected) glass, shutters and fencing, fibre WIFI-network and doors with safety locks. The villa is situated in a very quiet urbanisation with hardly any traffic.


FP0954 IZNATE A luxury, spacious 4-bedroom, 3-bathroom, centrally heated villa of over 200m² with pool, sunken Jacuzzi and 42m² garage/workshop on a large usable site with easy access and tremendous views




A two-room ruin with permission to

nErJa Fp1050 OaSiS DE CapiSTranO

in this popular village

A little gem of a one-bedroom apartment in this beautifully kept urbanisation with small private garden and south facing dining terrace enjoying views to the sea

Offers at 27,500€


extend to form a two-bedroom village house with 30m2 terrace and a garden

Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362

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