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thelantern ‘I’m going to pull a Nate’ DANNY PETERSON Lantern reporter It’s been a difÿcult spring for Ohio State’s Facilities Operations and Development. Less than three months after the March 9 campus shooting that left two employees dead and one injured, an employee of the department was sent home during the ÿrst week of May for an alleged threat made to a co-worker. The threat mentioned Nathaniel Brown, the former Facilities Operations and Development worker who killed supervisor Larry Wallington and wounded Henry Butler before taking his own life. In an e-mail sent last Wednesday to The Lantern, Daniel Storch, ÿancé to Facilities Operations and Development worker Pam Young, said that Young was extremely concerned when she learned of her co-worker’s alleged threat. “I’m going to pull a Nate, but I won’t kill myself,”

is the reported threat. The exact wording has not been conÿrmed by OSU. Young, who is a third-shift custodial worker, said in a phone interview Thursday that she believes the threat was directed toward her. She said the employee in question was upset after Young reported him to his bosses for sexual harassNATE BROWN ment. Her co-worker knew that Young reported him, she said. Storch said that his ÿancé has had an emotional three months. She worked side-by-side with Brown and was trained by Wallington. She was present the night of the shooting and said she will never be able to erase from her mind the image of Brown walking by with a gun in each hand. At a workplace safety meeting for Facilities

Operations and Development employees Thursday, Human Resources Consultant Peggy Barylak said an employee made a threat. Karen Crabbe, a Facilities Operations and Development zone leader, said she recalls the mention of the threat in the meeting. “An allegation has been made, and an investigation is currently ongoing,” said Liz Cook, assistant director for the Ofÿce of Media Relations. Cook said that according to the Facilities Operations and Development department, the employee who was sent home is on paid administrative leave. Storch said in a phone interview last Thursday that he is upset that Young’s co-worker has been placed on paid leave, while Young is now afraid to be on campus. “He has been off work and ‘removed’ from campus, but so was Nate!” Storch said in an e-mail.


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The AXE Undie Run Challenge brought thousands of half-naked students together Thursday night to raise support for local homeless.

Undie runners shed 1,760 pounds of clothes LAUREN HALLOW Lantern reporter


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Thousands of half-naked Ohio State students stripped to their skivvies and ran through the streets Thursday night to support local homeless during the OSU AXE Undie Run Challenge. Through the clothes shed and other donations, AXE collected 1,760 pounds of clothing for the Columbus Coalition for the Homeless.

“I thought the event was a total success,” said Jake Schnall, a third-year in marketing and logistics and an organizer of the run. “We collected a ton of clothes, everyone had a blast and no one was injured. I think this might become a tradition at OSU.” Schnall estimated 2,000 people were at the run, which started in front of O Patio & Pub at the corner of 15th Avenue and High Street. The runners ran

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Tressel’s wife opts for heart surgery in Cleveland, not at OSU JESSICA OSTRAU Lantern reporter Five days after having undergone heart surgery at the Cleveland Clinic, Ellen Tressel, wife of Ohio State’s head football coach, is doing well. Tuesday’s three-hour procedure was scheduled to repair a heart valve to improve blood ° ow, and Tressel’s mother told the Associated Press that it was successful. Though Ellen would have been able to receive her husband’s health beneÿts at the OSU Medical Center, the surgery was done at the Sydell and Arnold Miller Family Heart & Vascular Institute at the Cleveland Clinic, said Ed Sammler, hospital administrative manager at OSU. The Cleveland Clinic has been ranked the No. 1 heart hospital for the past 15 years. However, the OSU Medical Center has no hard feelings toward the football coach, Sammler said. “No one would have a problem with him trying to

get the best care he can for his wife,” he said. And it is not unusual that an OSU staff or faculty member would get a procedure done at an outside hospital, he said, because people choose medical centers for a variety of reasons. After spending the rest of the week recovering, the ELLEN TRESSEL Tressels are making their way back into the community. Though Coach Tressel had to miss the Big Ten Conference in Chicago, both he and his wife attended the Kids ‘n Kamp fundraiser at J. Liu Restaurant in Worthington on Sunday evening. Tressel works closely with Kids ‘n Kamp, a local organization that provides activities for families of children with cancer.

Cleveland Clinic vs. Ohio State University Medical Center Ellen Tressel, wife of football coach Jim Tressel, had surgery Tuesday at the Cleveland Clinic to repair a heart valve to improve blood ° ow. Below are statistics comparing the Sydell and Arnold Miller Family Heart & Vascular Institute of the Cleveland Clinic and the Richard M. Ross Heart Hospital at Ohio State.

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Motorcyclists revved up to raise money for Children’s Hospital



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The roar of engines echoed throughout the Arena District on Saturday as hundreds of motorcycle enthusiasts gathered at the Roll on Columbus charity event at the Lifestyle Communities Pavilion. Among the enthusiasts at this event beneÿting Nationwide Children’s Hospital were members of Ohio State’s Buckeye Motorcycle Club. Since 2003, the club has brought

together OSU students who share a passion for riding motorcycles. Matthew Barber, a staff adviser for the club, has been a member since the organization formed. For the past seven years, Barber has experienced the thrill and excitement that comes from riding. “Riding a motorcycle is the closest thing to ° ying we can easily experience,” he said. “When you are out there cruising in the open air, it just pastes a smile on your face.” Beau Carder, a ÿfth-year in mechanical engineering and the president of the club, developed an

interest in motorcycles at a young age. His interest ÿrst developed from watching his uncle, who was a mechanic, work on motorcycles and ride them. For the past ÿve years, Carder has been riding street bikes, motorcycles designed for the road. He has found his rides on the track to be the most exhilarating of his motorcycle experiences. “It’s fun to go out on the street, but you just can’t open it up like you can on the track,” he said. One of Carder’s favorite tracks to visit is the Mid-Ohio Sports Car

Course in Lexington, Ohio. The course, which hosts several motorcycle and car races, gives motorcyclists the opportunity to experience the freedom of the track while receiving help from instructors. “They’ll make your lap times a little faster every time,” Carder said. Nathan Docken, a fourth-year in marketing, has experienced the twists and turns of the course ÿrsthand. “Passing people on the outside of turn one at Mid-Ohio is the greatest sensation I’ve ever felt,” Docken said.

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campus BBQers break record, don’t seek Guinness nod ERIC EASLEY Lantern reporter Despite outlasting the longest barbecue on record by three days, Buckeye Barbeque Qlub and Alpha Epsilon Pi won’t receive ofÿcial recognition from Guinness World Records. The ofÿcial record for the longest barbecue is four days, and the OSU barbecue will last for seven. “The Guinness people have to be there the whole time,” said Ben Wallace, president of BBQ. “They’ve had people in the past who are supposed to do things for 24 hours, but they’ll stop when the Guinness people leave and start back up when they return.” In addition to the fee charged for a Guinness representative to oversee the event, record breakers must pay the travel and accommodation costs of ofÿcials, according to the Guinness website. Micah Kamrass, Alpha Epsilon Pi’s barbecue organizer and Undergraduate Student Government president, said it would take “thousands and thousands of

dollars” to get the Guinness ofÿcials to come out to the BBQ. “We elected to not pay Guinness,” Kamrass said. “We thought that money would be better spent on charities.” With the help of corporate sponsorships, the event has already raised more than $14,000 for charity, Wallace said. That money will go to three different charities selected by Alpha Epsilon Pi. The ÿrst is Chai Lifeline, which sends terminally ill children to a summer camp. BBQ also selected the Mid-Ohio Foodbank and Faith on 8th, a soup kitchen, as its charities. “We can really make a big difference, and that’s a rewarding thing,” Wallace said. “Ten thousand dollars can make almost 10,000 meals.” This philanthropy was made possible by the dedication of participants. “The average executive has been out here 12 to 15 hours each day,” Wallace said. “There have been several nights that we’ve gotten only two or three hours of sleep.” But their work is coming to an end soon. The barbecue ends Monday, on its seventh day.

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Left: Cory Henderson, a second-year in electrical engineering, grills last Monday during the World’s Longest BBQ. Right: Olivia Karner, a first-year in education, and Katie Shutt, a first-year in marketing, grill hamburgers and hot dogs last Monday afternoon.

Fulbright-Hays grants awarded to four of five OSU applicants BRICE YOST Lantern reporter Four Ohio State doctoral candidates have collectively earned more than $180,000 through the Fulbright-Hays Doctoral Dissertation Research Abroad grants. Of the four candidates, three came from OSU’s Department of History and one from OSU’s Department of Near Eastern Languages and Cultures. Cameron Jones, Catalina Hunt and Ian Lanzillotti were the Department of History’s doctoral candidates. Benjamin Gatling was from the Department of Near

Eastern Languages and Cultures. The four are all going in different directions. Gatling is going to Tajikistan for one year, which culminates four years of work starting in 2006. Tajikistan, between northwestern Afghanistan and northeastern China, was part of the former Persian Empire and the Soviet Union. He will research classical Persian poetry as it relates to a Tajikistani ethnic group’s rituals and history. Gatling’s dissertation is called “Poetry, Power, and Pedagogy: Suÿ Ritual in Tajikistan.” The grant required that Jones, Hunt, Lanzillotti and Gatling write a grant proposal and do research

out of the country in a foreign language, Gatling said. Hunt will spend 10 months in Turkey and Romania. She will research the Dobruca region of Eastern Europe in the context of being part of the Ottoman Empire, the Romanian nation and a new frontier. Her research focuses on two of Dobruca’s Turkish ethnic groups in a historical context. Hunt’s dissertation is called “Changing Identities at the Fringes of the Late Ottoman Empire: The Turks and Tatars of Dobruca, 1839 through 1914.” Lanzillotti said earning the award is the result of years of work. “It’s a tremendous honor,” he



said. “At least in my ÿeld, this is the most prestigious of all the dissertation research awards out there.” He will travel to Russia for nine months to research the roles


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notiÿed about the selection decisions on April 28, Jones said. Of the ÿve who applied from OSU, four received grants, said Joanna Kukielka-Blaser, project director for the Fulbright-Hays Program. Nationally, hundreds of doctoral candidates applied for the award, and the Department of Education only awards about 145, Kukielka-Blaser said. Acceptance criteria are evaluated on a 105-point scale and are based on the quality of the proposed project and qualiÿcations of the applicant. The Fulbright-Hays program is more than 50 years old. During the Cold War, the U.S. started paying to establish foreign language and area studies programs at U.S. universities, Kukielka-Blaser said. Authorized under the National Defense Education Act of 1958, the program is run by the U.S. Department of Education and is different from the U.S. Department of State’s Fulbright program. Kukielka-Blaser said Fulbright-Hays’ goal is to create a better international education by focusing on foreign language.




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east on 15th, north on Indianola Avenue, west on Woodruff Avenue and then south on Pearl Avenue to the ÿnish line at 15th. The run began at about 9:45 p.m. with a Columbus Police cruiser clearing the streets and leading the way. Students ran chanting “U-S-A” and singing, “We Don’t Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan.” Many along the route gathered outside their homes to watch the half-naked runners. The mass of students running in their underwear, along with additional police and chants for OSU, the scene Thursday night brought back memories of another Thursday night tradition at OSU — the Mirror Lake jump — without the frigid temperatures and dirty lake smell. According to AXE’s Facebook page, the purpose of an undie run is to “unwind and give back to the community” by having students “run buck-ass wild across campus.” AXE picked OSU and nine other schools to participate in undie runs across the country and donate clothes shed to local homeless shelters. The majority of students were dressed in boxers, bras and briefs, but some got creative with their outÿts. Ryan Blatz, a fourth-year in computer

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Beau Carder, a fifth-year in mechanical engineering, is the president of Ohio State’s Buckeye Motorcycle Club.

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Motorcycle Club president wants to reinstate bike show in Gateway, he says In need of a new paint scheme for his bike, Docken allowed kids to design his motorcycle with their painted handprints and ÿngerprints at the Kid’s Zone area during Saturday’s event. “It’ll for sure be the most unique-looking bike on campus and on track,” Docken said. “Hopefully it will turn heads and raise awareness for this worthy cause.”

In addition to food and live music, the event also included dirt bike races, miniature motorcycle races, stunt shows and a bike show. In the past, the Motorcycle Club hosted a bike show in the alley of the South Campus Gateway. Carder said he hopes to revive the Gateway event in the future. “Nobody ever does stuff like that on campus,” he said. “You can always go and see guys that have a bunch of money to spend on their bikes. You never see real students’ bikes, where the roots are.” The bike night would give Carder the opportunity to showcase his prized possession: a 2008 Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle. “That’s my baby,” he said.

‘Big Wish Gala’ raises $1 million ASHLEY WALTERMEYER Lantern reporter Ohio State alumni, coaches and friends came together Saturday on the ÿeld at Ohio Stadium with a big goal in mind — to raise $1 million for the Make-A-Wish Foundation of Central Ohio. The second-annual “Big Wish Gala” took place in a large white tent that spanned from the south end zone to the 50-yard line. On the north end of the Shoe sat a large hot-air balloon, which provided rides for those who donated during the evening. Guests were treated to a three-course dinner courtesy of Cameron Mitchell Catering and a silent auction that included various OSU memorabilia. The dinner was followed by a chat session among coaches Jim Tressel and Thad Matta and former OSU football player Kirk Herbstreit about the upcoming football and basketball seasons. Other notable OSU alumni, including A.J. Hawk and Andy Katzenmoyer, also supported the event. For basketball coach Matta, it was his wife who inspired him to get involved with the event. His wife Barbara has played an active role in the Make-A-Wish Foundation. “It’s funny because I think a lot of times what I do for a living, you get so focused and concentrated on the job you have to do,” Matta said. “Then you come out to an event like this Make-A-Wish, and it really puts a lot of things in perspective for you, how much you can help kids who need a wish. I’ve always been honored to be here and hopefully we can do our part.”

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Coach Tressel was equally moved by the ceremony. “You’re so touched by these stories and these families,” Tressel said. “Just to see the joy in these youngsters’ hearts, their families, the glow — it’s a reality check is what it is.” After dinner, attendees were introduced to the guests of honor: the children of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Guests were then interrupted with a special surprise, an appearance by the drum major, Brutus and the cheerleaders. The live auction was then started. The ÿrst item up for bid was drum major Jason Stuckert’s baton. Other items auctioned off included a signed basketball from the 1960 National Championship basketball team, a trip to Disney World and a puppy courtesy of Petland presented by Miss Ohio. Bidders raised their arms in ÿerce competition, bringing the ÿnal auction price of some items to as high as $21,000. The highlight of the evening was an acoustic performance by Columbus-native country band Rascal Flatts. The group performed some of its top hits, including “Fast Cars and Freedom” and “What Hurts the Most,” and OSU cheerleaders joined the group on stage as the band performed “Life is a Highway.” The children of Make-A-Wish were also invited on stage as the crowd sang along with the last song of the night, “My Wish.” The event was able to exceed the $840,000 it made last year with more than $1 million in donations. The proceeds will make wishes come true for children in central Ohio battling life-threatening illnesses.

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student voice My start as a stranger in a strange land GUEST Columnist

This continues an occasional series of stories written by Ohio State students, faculty and staff, describing an important day in their lives.

My head resting on my pillow, I stared out the window next to me and into the navy sky. The last day had been a whirlwind of emotions and changes. “You’ll be fine, don’t worry,” Joseph Cavaliere, my father, kept repeating as I tried to hold back JESSICA CAVALIERE the tears welling up in my already bloodshot eyes. I hugged my parents tightly one last time and walked away. I left Cleveland Hopkins International Airport on Aug. 26, 2006, around 4 p.m. bound for Rome, where I would be living for the next year. That 10-hour flight seemed to last days. The anticipation was palpable, I was going “home.” As the plane skidded to a stop around 10 a.m., Italy time, my heart jumped. I inched my way off the plane behind a line of people who seemed less enthused to be in Italy’s capital city than I was. I grabbed my baggage and headed through customs, where the

‘This would only happen in Italy,’ Rudolphi said, laughing. She was right, this country is full of oddities, and I was excited to be living here.

guards stare at you with eyes that feel more like lasers. Safely through the lasers, I made it to my cousin Valentina. Valentina Piscopo is the daughter of my mother’s oldest brother. She is the sister I never had, who happened to live 5,000 miles away. “No turning back now,” Piscopo said, half chuckling. For the rest of the day there was no time to imagine turning back. We zipped on and off the highway and burst into the Eternal City that glows a golden brown all day long. I could feel Rome’s warmth over me as we traveled around the Coliseum, past the Roman Forum and down the narrow roads that led us up a steep hill to Via Pietra Roselli. We parked the car and headed toward the hunter green gate where an ivory sign hung above: “Welcome to The American University of Rome.” I stopped breathing as my eyes popped out of my head.

I was here, it was real, I was going to begin my college career. After four hours of filling out unnecessary paperwork, I was taken to my new apartment in Trastevere, a neighborhood just outside downtown Rome. I pushed open the two-ton door, trekked up the four flights of stairs, used my skeleton-like key to unlock another two-ton door and entered my fully Ikea-furnished abode. This is where I met Molly Rudolphi. Molly and I instantly became friends as we discussed the quirkiness of every aspect of our new lives. Molly and I chose to share a room and quickly began to move in our belongings. We went to the window I would look out of hours later where we encountered our new neighbors. Directly next to us on the roof, one level down, resided five plump, burnt orange and red chickens, one angry onyx rooster and a pleasant linen-white goose. They seemed so out of place there on the roof in this majestic city. It was then I realized that I, too, was out of place. But I thought to myself, if these birds can make it here, so can I. “This would only happen in Italy,” Rudolphi said, laughing. She was right, this country is full of oddities, and I felt excited to be living here. The worry in me dwindled. My father was right, I need not worry, I would be fine. To get your story published, send an e-mail to Collin Binkley at

Coleman sends wrong message with Ariz. travel edict Mayor banned city-funded travel to state in protest of immigration bill, but continues business with embroiled area LANTERN Columnist

Columbus Mayor Michael B. Coleman has drawn the line. Sort of. He has taken a stand against the Arizona immigration bill. Kind of. He has acted foolishly and hypocritically. That, I’m sure of. Coleman last week banned all city-worker travel to Arizona because of its new controversial immigration law. In doing so, Coleman, like many others, has proved that he values political correctness more than reality. He is falling directly in line with other opponents to the bill who have spread negative rhetoric. Honestly, the Arizona bill is probably long overdue. Between 2000 and 2009, the number of illegal immigrants in the state increased 42 percent. Illegal immigration costs Arizona taxpayers $1.3 billion every year, according to the Federation of Immigration Reform. Some critics say it forces immigrants to carry extra “papers,” which is untrue. They do not have to carry any documents other than those already mandated by the federal government. Just the thought of carrying papers is enough to turn some against the bill, but all

BRAD MILLER American citizens need to prove their identity when purchasing alcohol, driving a vehicle or going to an R-rated movie. Under the bill, someone’s status can only be questioned after a law enforcement official makes lawful contact. If officers have reasonable suspicion, they must call immigration officials to determine whether the person is in the country illegally. Constitutional? Kris Kobach, a law professor at the University of Missouri-Kansas City thinks so. “It only reinforces existing federal law and does not introduce new laws,” he said.

A recent Rasmussen poll shows that Americans support such a bill 55 percent to 33. They support the specific Arizona bill 69 percent to 23. Yet Mayor Coleman finds the bill discriminatory, which prompted him to ban all statefunded travel to the Valley of the Sun. On the first day, he rejected a request from the city’s technology director to attend a seminar in Phoenix. But this is where it gets interesting. Coleman, despite seeing the bill as unconscionable, continues to do business with companies in Arizona. In fact, the city just extended its contract with a business that operates red-light cameras in Columbus. His reasoning was that eliminating it would not be in the best interest of taxpayers (voters). But if a state has just passed a law so awful that you won’t even allow someone to go there, why would you continue doing business with them? Why would the mayor want to be associated with a state that is so racist, oppressive and overreaching? It seems like Coleman opposes Arizona’s immigration

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dictate what it does. It sends the message that we do not understand the illegal immigration problem in Arizona. Or, maybe it just sends the message that there are illegal aliens working for the city of Columbus.

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Sorry students, but you’ll have to compromise It is no secret that the economy is down in the dumps. With millions of Americans getting laid off, colleges are now experiencing an increase in student applications and enrollment. Many college students are now faced with the dilemma of picking a degree that makes them happy, or a more marketable degree that will ensure financial stability and a job after graduation. Like some Buckeyes, I constantly feel the pressure of having to choose between a major that will support me financially and one that I will enjoy. At first, I entered OSU in hopes of studying journalism. After doing some research, I discovered that journalism is extremely competitive and pays low starting salaries. I find myself more concerned with job prospects than doing something I enjoy. Not every college student goes to school to get a job. Some take on the “study what you love” approach, even if it means taking out thousands of dollars in loans. These students risk falling into the “grad trap,” a situation that leaves them with a college degree, a pile of debt and no job to pay it off. Imagine having a degree in classics and being stuck with more than $30,000 in loans and no job offers after graduation. Unless you’ve already planned to go to grad school, this situation can be scary, especially because failing to pay student loans can ruin your credit, which can in turn ruin your eligibility to buy a

law except when it benefits Coleman. Banning travel to Arizona does not send the message: “We will not tolerate this!” It sends the message that Columbus is so easily influenced that it will allow another state to

TANIJA SMOOT home or, in some cases, get a job. So much for pursuing what makes you happy. How can anyone be happy with massive debt and no way to make a living? With tuition increasing and few students receiving full-ride scholarships, it is imperative for students to take finances into account when they pick a major. In my opinion, students should research starting salaries and job opportunities before selecting a major — it’s important to mix practicality with passion. A student could study dance while learning more about business administration to start a dance studio. I’m not saying non-technical degrees are useless. In fact, liberal arts degrees can prepare students for a variety of career paths. However, one must be realistic. If students are taking out thousands of dollars in student loans, they better have a solid plan for paying off that debt — even if it means compromising.

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Olivia Karner, a first-year in education, and Katie Shutt, a first-year in marketing, grill hamburgers and hot dogs last Monday afternoon during the World’s Longest BBQ. The two are members of the Buckeye Barbeque Grill Team.

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THURSDAY Documentary Filmmaker Stephanie Wang-Breal’s Wo Ai Ni Mommy 6:30 pm @ The Fawcett Center Outdoor Jazz Series at Mirror Lake 7:30 @ Browning Amphitheatre Columbus Moving Image Art Review Screening Event 7 pm @ OSU Urban Arts Space

Group won’t limit art to artists Harr y Locke For The Lantern A coalition of local artists has taken an initiative to promote local talent, give back to the community and foster the idea that creativity is not synonymous with being labeled an artist. Cloudhaus, a Columbus-based art collective, is inviting creative individuals from various disciplines to join its crusade of fusing art and entertainment into an alternative form of community service. “Instead of the traditional sense of an art collective, we’re a group of what I’d call ‘creative professionals,’” said Jared Lindenau, a painting and drawing major at OSU, and one of the group’s founding members. “We don’t limit ourselves to members being just artists.” Cloudhaus formed in 2009, when Lindenau and local artist Jill Bremiller, were looking to synthesize their friends into a community that could collaborate on creative projects. The group’s members said the name is a reflection of both contemporary and historical developments that influence their workflow. “Cloud is a buzz word right now,” said Chris Hartley, a computer science and engineering major at OSU. “The content is in the Internet, it’s not on somebody’s

computer or server, but shared information. Like the shared community we have here.” The word, haus, is an homage to the now defunct Bauhaus, a school in Germany that achieved international acclaim for its avant-garde approach in teaching fine arts and crafts. “I thought if we’re going to be an art collective, then we might as well take our name and inspiration from another great art collective,” said Jerry Glendenning, 28, an active member in the group. Cloudhaus’ primary focus is to host art exhibitions, accumulate revenue and donate half of the proceeds to charities and advocacy groups, such as the Ohio Environmental Council. The artists said it’s a cycle of taking advantage of the resources given to them, and in return, giving back to the community after they have benefited. “It’s them that come out to the shows that we put on — the dances, the parties — and decide how far we go as a collective,” said Glendenning, referring to public involvement. Cloudhaus’ efforts to unify Columbus’ creative community have elicited positive responses from both local artists and professionals within the small-business community. Wolf Starr, founder of Small Business

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Members of the cloudhaus art collective pose with a putt-putt golf hole they created for their ‘a-Holes’ event.

Trey Songz cut short at Palace Theatre kaiLey La t HaM Lantern reporter R&B singer Trey Songz and rapper Juelz Santana performed a sold-out show at the Palace Theatre on Saturday night. The concert, sponsored by local radio station Power 107.5, had attendees of all ages. Radio station host Konata Holland was the master of ceremonies, and Ohio State’s own DJ Fate played music to keep the crowd entertained in between acts. Freekey Zekey, a member of Santana’s group Dipset, brought the

rap star out to a screaming audience. The rapper, surrounded on stage by his friends, performed some of his most popular songs and collaborations. The song “There It Go,” also known as “The Whistle Song,” had the audience rapping and whistling along. His other hits, such as “Oh yes” and “Back to the Crib,” were also well-received. Santana performed his verses from song collaborations on “Hey Daddy,” “Beamer, Benz or Bentley,” “Hey Ma” and “Oh Boy.” In the middle of his performance, theater employees threatened to shut down the show because too many people were on stage. Santana yelled

at the employees that those were his Ohio friends, but they were still removed from the stage. Santana didn’t allow it to ruin the energy at the show. He pulled out a bottle of alcohol and began to perform a few freestyle verses for the audience. His performance of the Jim Jones song “Ballin” kept the crowd hyped as it sang along to the chorus and performed the signature dance move. After Santana finished performing, audience members began to leave their seats to rush the stage in anticipation of concert headliner Trey Songz. DJ Fate attempted to keep the

crowd entertained with music, but instead of singing along, the crowd screamed, “Trey, Trey, Trey.” The crowd became so restless that it began to boo anyone who walked on stage who wasn’t the singer. When the curtains opened and the R&B crooner appeared on the stage, the audience went crazy. A young female was there to greet him and present him with a bouquet of flowers. Trey thanked her with a hug and kiss on the forehead. He performed songs off his latest album, “Ready,” including crowd favorite “Say Aah.”

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Sorry, no laughs for lame SNL ‘MacGruber’ adaptation aMand a caw t Horne Lantern reporter Audiences might wonder how the writers of “MacGruber” managed to successfully stretch a three-minute Saturday Night Live sketch into an entertaining 99-minute film. The answer is: They didn’t. Only minutes into the film, we are introduced to the villain: Dieter Von Cunth (yes, the name is pronounced how you think it’s pronounced). The mention of the villain’s name elicits a chuckle from the audience the first time. The next 89 times, it does not. In a painfully simplistic story line, MacGruber (Will Forte) returns from retirement and self-imposed seclusion to help the government find a stolen nuclear warhead. MacGruber believes Von Cunth (Val Kilmer) — the man who blew up his fiancée at the altar — is responsible for the crime. After a montage assembling a team of crime

fighters (played by WWE Wrestlers), MacGruber, in his unfailing incompetence, accidentally blows them up in a van with homemade C4 explosive. From there, MacGruber is forced to work with the young, inexperienced Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillippe) and a friend of his late fiancée, Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig). Forte as MacGruber looks lost and out of place on the big screen. The character of MacGruber is completely unlikable. Wiig’s usual “shtick” works in smaller film roles and occasionally on SNL but does not translate well into a leading role in a full-length film. Wiig should stick with cameos such as those she has done in successful comedies such as “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” and “Knocked Up.” The 80s television drama MacGyver, which MacGruber is allegedly a spoof of, is best known for the title character’s ability to essentially take dental floss and chewing gum and turn them into a working bomb. Other than MacGruber’s mullet, the similarities between the two characters are virtually

non-existent. When MacGruber does finally get around to scraping together materials, the sequence culminates in MacGruber stripping naked and prancing around with celery sticking out of his hindquarters. At the end of the film this “joke” is repeated by Phillippe’s character, but is done by what is obviously a body double. Refusing to stick celery up his rear-end will hopefully help Phillippe manage to hold onto a shred of dignity despite his career landing in a pile of “MacGruber.” “MacGruber” seems to have one golden rule: If a joke doesn’t work the first time, repeat it over and over and over again. The writers must not have realized that for the “Comedy Rule of 3’s” to work, the joke has to be funny the first time. In one of the MacGruber’s first scenes, he proclaims, “I’m gonna pound some Cunth.” That statement, or a variation of that statement, is used repeatedly. Get it? The villain’s name is Cunth. Fans of farce, 80s television, action films, Saturday Night Live or comedy in general would be wise to steer clear of “MacGruber.”

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Musician’s Collective plays through inclement weather Zac H aSMan Lantern reporter Spring and summer are packed with hot summer music festivals. Bonnaroo in Tennessee, Coachella in California and Lollapalooza in Chicago are just a few of the many multiple-day music festivals held across the country. This past weekend, a group of Ohio State students held their own festival: Bounceroo. From Thursday night to Saturday night, more than 20 artists performed on the steps of Sullivant Hall in the Wexner Center plaza. Some of the performers were Way Yes, Fever Fever and Baking with Knives. The Musician’s Collective, a student group on campus, put on the event. “It’s a group of students, musicians and just music connoisseurs, I guess. Just kind of anyone who likes to be around local music,” said Corey Zanotti, a third-year in art and technology and the president of Musician’s Collective. “We get together once a week to share songs and give feedback.” Each band received about a 40-minute set for its performance. Musician’s Collective received a large grant from the university to put

on the event. The group decided to bring in a moon bounce, hence the name of the event. “We had a lot of funding from the university, so we decided to get a moon bounce and call it Bounceroo,” Zanotti said. Musician’s Collective brought in a sound technician to work the event and has had open booking for bands during the last two months. “We just kind of booked bands until it was full,” Zanotti said. “So we got a schedule, a sound guy and bands are just kind of loading their gear and playing.” One of the few problems occurred when one of the bands dropped out before the event. But this was quickly fixed when Zanotti and company contacted local rapper Potier to fill the vacated time slot. Zanotti described the attendance as “really good” despite rain and inclement weather. “Despite the rain, there were a lot of people out,” Zanotti said. “We have 50 chairs here and they were all full.” Zanotti and Musician’s Collective were able to collaborate with the World’s Longest BBQ, a weeklong philanthropy event sponsored by Alpha Epsilon Pi fraternity and the Buckeye Barbeque Qlub and also being held in the Wexner plaza. Although Bounceroo had no charitable affiliations for the event, Zanotti said it was nice to combine with an event for a good cause, such as the barbecue.

“They’ve been putting a tremendous amount of effort into this,” Zanotti said. “I think it’s just kind of benefiting both events.” The Musician’s Collective has been at OSU for some time now, but it was formally known as the Future Songwriters of America. This is the first year Musician’s Collective has hosted the event, but Zanotti said hopefully it is not the last. “I hope Musician’s Collective becomes a staple of the university’s student organization scene,” Zanotti said. “I hope that these festivals, even if it’s not called Bounceroo and even if it’s not held here, I hope that we have some sort of festival annually.”

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arts&life ‘Birdemic’ leaves viewer wondering: Is this comedy? MaLLor y t re Leaven Lantern reporter Birdemic is a horror movie so bad that someone passing by the theater could easily mistake it for a comedy, based on the roars of laughter. The best part of this horrible movie is that the creator, James Nguyen, tried submitting the film to Sundance. After being rejected, he pasted fake birds and carnage to his car and drove around the festival to promote the film. In the movie, Rod, played by Alan Bagh, is a salesman who runs into an old classmate, Nathalie, played by Whitney Moore. The two hit it off and go on a few dates, which are extremely dull and matched only by the worst acting I have ever

witnessed. Average-looking Nathalie is a model who has just signed with Victoria’s Secret, just one of many completely unrealistic elements of the plot. At the end of one of Rod and Nathalie’s dull dates, they end up at a cheap motel, and that’s when the birds first appear. At this point, the graphics get truly terrible. The computer-generated eagles are simply making noise outside the motel room as terror strikes the couple. Rod and Nathalie decide that instead of just taking their own car home, they must team up with Ramsey and Becky, another couple they run into at the motel. They decide to take the other couple’s van, which is conveniently stocked with powerful weapons. The two couples then take the amazingly equipped van and aimlessly shoot at the “killer birds” everywhere they go, occasionally picking up a passenger or two.

All in all, this movie is almost so bad that it’s good. The film begins as a boring romantic flick and then jumps into a poorly made knock-off of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds.” But the bad plot is just the beginning. As far as acting goes, Bagh reads through his lines completely emotionless, while Moore tries to conjure up some real pathos but fails. The sound awkwardly cuts in and out, and the computer-generated eagle villains make the terror aspect of the film laughable. Despite the extremely low-budget attempt at special effects, the film might actually generate an interesting following. It had the audience laughing non-stop, starting with the opening credits. So although the intention was to make a horror movie, Nguyen might have inadvertently produced the next great cult film.

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Beanstalk, an organization dedicated to promoting small businesses, is one of the individuals impressed by Cloudhaus’ approach in artistic expression and community involvement. “What’s amazing about Cloudhaus is that they’re a collection of creatives that understand there are different kinds of ways in order to create art and express yourself,” Starr said. “They recognize that technology and science are important factors that can also be creative, and fun and important in the arts culture.” Membership within Cloudhaus fluctuates based on the number of people involved in a given project. Participants of various backgrounds are invited to choose whether they would like to exhibit individual art, work on collective projects within the group, or help set up and organize events. “It’s kind of like fight club rules here, a person can decide his or her own level of involvement,” Lindenau said. Though Cloudhaus enjoyed a debut attended by more than 800 people at a collaborative held in the South Campus Gateway, and has drawn crowds between 20 to 50 attendees at

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individual shows, the group still faces a challenge in getting more non-artists to become active participants in its festivities. To counter this, Cloudhaus provides canvas, paint and other tools available for public experimentation at its events. “We’re trying to get people to explore art, who maybe don’t think they’re an artist or have never painted or anything. We’re just trying to make fun, and raise money,” said Tristan Seeger, 22, painting and drawing major at OSU. Some of these events include art exhibits that masquerade as house parties and “Drink and Draw,” where participants of a legal age can come and enjoy alcoholic beverages while exploring art with other individuals in a social atmosphere. Cloudhaus plans to expand its collaborative efforts by working with other creative groups within the community and hosting more benefit events to promote both artistic and philanthropic ambitions. The collective also plans to launch to provide more details about its activities in the future. The

says venue forced early exit from stage group currently organizes the majority of its events through social media networking sites, such as Facebook and Twitter. “At this point, we’re interested in making sure everyone has a kick-ass time, doesn’t have to spend much money, and just try and help out charities with all our events,” Seeger said. “Yeah, we’re trying to get our name out there and make our mark as artists, but we’re going to do it in a way that can benefit everyone.”

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The audience danced and sang along with Songz as he began to point out different women in the crowd. A few ladies attempted to run on stage but were stopped by security guards and escorted off. He created an emotional performance of his edgy song “Black Roses” as he stood on stage in a red spotlight. His upbeat performance of “I Need a Girl” featured him dancing on the stage and people dancing in the crowd. At the end of his performance, Trey Songz took his shirt off and told the crowd he loved Ohio. Audience members had mixed emotions about the show because of Songz’s short amount of time on stage. He performed for 30 minutes, and some disappointed fans took to Twitter to vent their frustrations. “I’m about to stand here & wait for @SongzYuuup to come back out. This must be a cruel joke,” one person tweeted. Trey received all the positive and negative feedback via his Twitter account and he decided to respond. “Building cut me short, told me I had to finish by 10,” he tweeted “but sheeeit I wlda kept rockin,”

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Season, era end with victory

results FRIDAY

The Ohio State baseball team won its final game under retiring coach Bob Todd, but the Buckeyes failed to qualify for the Big Ten Tournament for the first time in 14 years

Kentucky 6, Softball 5


BLAKE WILLIAMS Lantern reporter

Minnesota 4, Baseball 3 Baseball 9, Minnesota 6 Softball 6, Bucknell 0 Softball 5, Kentucky 3

SUNDAY USC 4, Men’s Tennis 0 California 7, Softball 0

upcoming THURDAY Men’s Track and Field: NCAA East Regional Preliminaries 3:30pm @ Greensboro, N.C. Women’s Track and Field: NCAA East Regional Preliminaries 4pm @ Greensboro, N.C.

FRIDAY Men’s Track and Field: NCAA East Regional Preliminaries 3:30pm @ Greensboro, N.C. Women’s Track and Field: NCAA East Regional Preliminaries 4pm @ Greensboro, N.C. Rowing v. TBA NCAA Championships TBA @ Sacramento, Calif.

For the ÿrst time in 14 years, the Ohio State baseball team will not be playing in the Big Ten Tournament, breaking the longest streak in league history. The Buckeyes lost two of three games to Minnesota this weekend to end the season at 28-23 overall and 11-13 in the Big Ten, tied for seventh place. The Gophers took game one Thursday night 16-2 with the help of ÿve home runs. The teams got through half of an inning Friday night before the game was postponed. They played a doubleheader Saturday afternoon. The ÿrst game saw Alex Wimmers back on the mound after starting the game the night before. It was his ÿrst outing since injuring his left hamstring April 30 in Ann Arbor, Mich. Wimmers said he pitched through pain for six innings, as he allowed only one run. Jared Strayer came in with a 3-1 lead in the seventh, but Minnesota put together three consecutive hits to tie the game.

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ZACH TUGGLE / Lantern photographer

The OSU baseball team stands behind coach Bob Todd before the second game of Saturday’s doubleheader against Minnesota.

OSU honors Todd’s number, commemorates retiring coach JOSHUA A. DAVIDSON Lantern reporter The No. 18 jersey was retired Saturday afternoon at Bill Davis Stadium, before the Ohio State baseball team’s last game of the season. The number has been worn by coach Bob Todd

SATURDAY Men’s Track and Field: NCAA East Regional Preliminaries 3:30pm @ Greensboro, N.C.

California 7

Ohio State 0

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SUNDAY Rowing v. TBA NCAA Championships TBA @ Sacramento, Calif.

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“I’m very appreciative to Gene Smith and the athletic department for honoring me that way,” he said. The right ÿeld wall was not the only place the No. 18 was prominently displayed. A majority of the more than 2,000 fans in attendance donned Bob Todd T-shirts with his number on the back. The shirts were worn by Todd’s children and

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Women’s Track and Field: NCAA East Regional Preliminaries 4pm @ Greensboro, N.C. Rowing v. TBA NCAA Championships TBA @ Sacramento, Calif.

during his 23-year tenure at OSU. Todd announced his retirement on May 5 and was honored in a pregame ceremony before the Buckeyes’ ÿnal game. “It’s always something special,” Todd said of having his number join three others along the right ÿeld wall. “There’s an awful lot of quality coaches that don’t get to experience that because they never get to wear a uniform with a number on the back. Baseball is unique in that regard.

The Ohio State softball team ended its season Sunday afternoon after falling to the California Golden Bears in a 7-0 decision. “We’ve got a lot of pride. We play for the name on the front of our jerseys,” senior second baseman Whitney Cooper said.

OSU (39-14) fought back after falling to Kentucky, 6-5, beating Bucknell, 6-0, and Kentucky, 4-2, to face California. The Golden Bears didn’t give up a run all weekend. “I don’t know if we ran out of gas or what,” coach Linda Kalafatis said. “We played our guts off to get here and we battled back — we stuck together as a team.” The Golden Bears jumped on the board in the ÿrst inning with one run and then added another ÿve in the second inning. But senior pitcher Megan Miller forced the Bears into three ground-outs in the top of the third. “Megan tried to put the team on her back and it got us to this point,” Kalafatis

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OSU’s Megan Miller fires a pitch toward home plate Saturday.

FINAL BASEBALL STANDINGS 1. Minnesota 2. Michigan 3. Iowa 13-11 Northwestern 5. Purdue Indiana 7. Michigan State Ohio State 9. Illinois 10. Penn State

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Lantern Q&A: Getting to know OSU’s athletes The players...

What is your hidden talent?

What is your biggest fear?

If you could have one super power, what would it be?

Would you rather publish your diary, or make a movie about your most embarrassing moment?

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I want to go on an around-the-world trip.

Forgetting moments I don’t need to remember.

Being stuck in a dark closed space by myself.

My dream super power would be the power to hit the ball longer.

I would rather make a movie because it will be only one moment in my life and I prefer watching a movie than reading.

Become a minority owner of either the Cleveland Browns or Indians.

I am the greatest driver ever.

Small enclosed spaces like an MRI machine.

The power to transport from Make a movie, I’d like to think one place to another, like in my life would be an awesome the movie “Jumper.” movie.

I would buy a really sick car.

I’m a very good cook.

I hate heights and roller coasters.

I’d like to have the ability to fly.

I’d rather make a movie of my most embarrassing moment because I could cast Megan Fox and have other cool celebs to play others parts.

I’d buy all the movies in the world.

I can talk like Elmo.

Being stuck by myself in an unfamiliar place.

If I could have one super power, I would fly.

I would rather make a movie out of my most embarrassing moment, because movies are better than books. If you can’t laugh at yourself, come on.

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What would you do with a million dollars?

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coach’s number on right field wall after 23-year career at OSU grandchildren, who were all in attendance to see the longtime coach in his ÿnal game at the helm for OSU. Despite the overwhelming emotions of the moment, Todd was able to remain stoic through the game Saturday. “I tried to block (my emotions) out. I’m still trying to block them out now,” Todd said in a post-game press conference. “There is certainly going to be some emotions tonight when my family comes over.” The team showed Todd’s emotions for him as they played and defeated Big Ten regular-season champion Minnesota by a score of 9-6 in the second game of a doubleheader. And as all the players acknowledged they wanted to send their coach off on a high note, he was preaching another message. “I told our team last week, and I told them today, that my retirement isn’t bigger than this team or this program,” Todd said. But Bob Todd and the OSU baseball program go hand in hand. Todd helped build the baseball program from the ground up. He was the driving force in the construction of Bill Davis Stadium and ÿnishes his career as the all-time winningest coach in OSU baseball history with 901 victories.

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OSU fails to reach

conference tourney for second time under Todd

The Gophers added another run in the eighth to take the lead for good. The Buckeyes put up little resistance in the ninth as three batters struck out. The win clinched the Big Ten regularseason title for Minnesota and ensured that OSU’s season would end with the second game of the doubleheader. Though not all players knew their season was certainly coming to an end, “I think the team felt it,” said center ÿelder Michael Stephens. As rain clouds cleared between games, the Buckeyes began to pour on the runs. Stephens and designated hitter Cory Rupert both connected on two-run home runs in the ÿrst inning.

Minnesota fought back in a game that meant nothing for the standings to take the lead 6-5 in the fourth inning off four singles. The Buckeyes tied the game in the bottom of the inning and took the lead for good in the ÿfth with an RBI single from catcher Dan Burkhart. Stephens added an insurance RBI in the seventh to end the scoring at 8-6. “I just said don’t mail it in. You owe it to this program and to this university to give it a good effort,” coach Bob Todd said. The game was Todd’s last after 23 years as OSU manager. He announced his plans for retirement earlier this month. All of his children and grandchildren were in the crowd to see his career come to a close, he said. Between games, they were treated to a ceremony honoring the coach and adding his number, 18, to the retired jerseys on the right ÿ eld wall.

“We want him to go out on a high note. For him to go out as a winner, that is always a plus,” Stephens said. Though he won his last game, this will be only the second time in his career that Todd’s squad did not qualify for the conference tournament. “It just sucks because we came so close but we came up just a game short,” Wimmers said. Todd said he didn’t think about the second game being his last, as he tried to block out any emotions. “I looked up in the ninth inning and said, you know, three outs and it’s over with,” he said. Now it is over for Todd and the eight seniors who won their last game for the Scarlet and Gray Saturday afternoon.

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Horoscopes by Nancy Black and Stephanie Clements, ©2010 Tribune Media Services Inc. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY Your success quotient increases dramatically. The power of clarity in all your dealings becomes evident. Partnerships thrive as you bring enthusiasm to work, play and social events. Personal magnetism draws a variety of people into your life. Speak only the truth. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. ARIES March 21 – April 19 Today is a 7 -- You have some big jobs to tackle. You’re clear about what needs to happen, and you understand the means to get it done. A partner or family member contributes. TAURUS April 20 – May 20 Today is a 6 -- During the day you realize that the left hand has no idea what the right hand’s doing. Stop all action. A pause allows for realignment. GEMINI May 21 – June 21 Today is a 6 -- Plan on three different modes of attack to get work done today. First, engage your imagination. Then, convince others of your view. Use force as a last resort. CANCER June 22 – July 22 Today is a 6 -- Rev up your engines! You get a chance to zip off to a nearby spa or restaurant for a delicious afternoon. Give yourself permission to let go and have fun. LEO July 23 – Aug. 22 Today is a 7 -- Warm feelings from the weekend fuel enthusiasm for a complicated task. Give several people the chance to contribute. They’ll thank you later.

VIRGO Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 Today is a 6 -- Move ahead with an artistic project. You’re getting close to the finish line, where this project produces income. Plan publicity to take advantage of current events. LIBRA Sept. 23–Oct. 22 Today is a 6 -- There’s a lot going on today! Make sure your favorite people know what you’re doing. Leave a road map. Carry a cell phone. There’s fun afoot. SCORPIO Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 Today is an 8 -- The chore list includes fixing a leak or trimming a vine. Indoors or outdoors, most tasks are simple enough to complete without professional help. Cheerleaders are welcome. SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Today is an 8 -- Many pieces fall into place as you multitask. Your imagination fills in the blanks that have worried associates. Talk over logistics. CAPRICORN Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Today is a 7 -- Accept any help offered by a male with abundant enthusiasm and essential skills. What seems like a chore to you may be fun for him, so turn him loose. AQUARIUS Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Today is a 7 -- Bribery could work wonders today, as you try to satisfy demands coming from five or six different directions. Make specific requests for action. PISCES Feb. 19 – March 20 Today is a 7 -- Stepping stones to fulfilling the group objective include careful communication and proper social graces. Money and effort also help.

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1bDRm FoR summer sublease in furnished 2bdrm apt. 33 E Frambes Ave. June9 thru Sept20. other roommate male. 475/month inc water,gas,‑ electricity. Call 614‑377‑ 9041

2‑3bR Townhomes, new re‑ modeled, all new appliances, parking, pets allowed. 10 min‑ utes from campus, NW end. Professional student preferred. 614‑457‑8376.

$550/moNTh, AS early as mid‑ June move‑in, all utilities in‑ cluded, quiet building, on north campus busline, A/C, laundry facilities, off‑street parking and extra storage. osupremiere‑ 614‑440‑6214. Tom. $620. 222 King Av. near Neil, includes parking, utilities, hard‑ wood, high ceilings, private porch. Available 9/5, also 5/1, 371‑5690.

$850, 108 W Tompkins, Tuttle Park, modernized, bay win‑ dows, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ 4110

AT UNivERSiTy Gardens. Beautiful 2 bedroom condos. Completely renovated and fur‑ nished, new washer, dryer, stove, refrigerator and dish‑ washer, free wi‑fi. Separate laundry room in each unit. Quiet complex, free parking, $520/month. 614‑778‑9875. Website options are offcampus.‑ or universitygarden‑ Considered to be one of the best values in OSU off campus student and faculty housing.

Roomy FiRST floor apart‑ ment, right across from gate‑ way garage, behind Wendy’s on 9th and high. Kitchen appli‑ ances, off‑street parking, mod‑ est utility bills, dishwasher, full basement, W/D, available in June. $550+ deposit, no pets. 614‑766‑6453.

$1,050 ($350/EACh) Patterson Ave, North Campus. Large (over 1,300 sq.ft. plus full Base‑ ment) 3 Bedroom ½ double re‑ cently redone & gorgeous! 28’ LR/DR, huge newer Kitchen w/Range, Refrigerator, Dish‑ washer, built‑in Microwave, re‑ cessed spotlights on dimmers and more! New full Bath! Full basement with Washer & Dryer included! New furnace, A‑C and thermopane windows = lower bills! Great tree shaded yard, front porch! Great street, nice neighbors! $1,050/month. Available September 2010. No Pets. 614‑410‑1826 John Kost RE/MAX Premier Choice.

2520 NEil Ave, 2 1/2 bath, A/C, appliances, 2 car garage, Free W/D, available fall $1200/mo. Call 275‑0298. 3 bDRm Apts. 168 Chittenden and 328 1/2 E.15th Gas, Elec‑ tric & Water included in Rent Off street parking, Pets Nego‑ tiable $1290/mo. Sunrise Prop‑ erties, Inc. 846‑5577 3 bDRmS 405 W. 8th Ave. Across from OSU hospital. 1 off street parking space. Large living, family and dining rooms. A/C, new furnace, dishwasher, basement w/ washer and dryer. Great location for medical, den‑ tal, or nursing students. $1125.00/month. No pets. 889‑ 5533 3 bDRmS. 50 W. Maynard Ave. Large living rooms and kitchen. Hardwood floors. New windows, furnace, basement w/washer and dryer. Off street parking. $850/month. No pets. 889‑5533 3 bEDRoom, 1 bath duplex on East Tompkins. Hardwood, granite counters, totally redone 3 years ago, it got new every‑ thing. New Central air, heat, windows, bath & kitchens & ap‑ pliances. Great location with off street parking, front porches, Large backyard, Washer & Dryer in unit. $1125.00, www.‑, 614‑457‑ 6545 3 pERSoN, Huge 1/2 double, D/W, carpet, parking, w/d, basement. 273‑7775. osua‑ 39 w 10 Ave. 3bd townhouse, A/C, W/D Hkup, Off Street Parking. $1050/mo. Commer‑ cial One 324‑6747 www.c1re‑ 3bR, 1/2 double, D/W, carpet, parking. W/D, basement. 273‑ 7775. 53 w. Maynard Ave. 3 bed‑ room. 1 bath. Off street park‑ ing. Central air. $975.00. 851‑ 2200 AFFoRDAblE 3 Bedrooms. Visit our website at www.my1st‑ 1st Place Realty 429‑0960 iNDiANolA AT Blake 3 Bed‑ room Half‑Double, remodeled bathroom marble flooring, Granite Kitchen, Huge Back Deck, Off Street Parking, New AC/Heat/ Windows, Wash‑ er/Dryer $1150 554‑1346 www.‑

CliNToNvillE hAlF‑dou‑ ble. 2 miles n. of OSU. Many updates: hardwd fls, new win‑ dows, furnace, A/C. Basement with W/D hookup, huge back‑ yard, offstreet parking in back. Close to Como Pk, bikepath. No Pets! 3 person max. $900/mo. + deposit. 878‑0436 or email:

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200 E. 15th Ave. 4 Bedroom Apartment, 1 1/2 bath, carpet, laundry at site. Rent $300‑ 325/month. 614‑759‑9952 or 614‑357‑0724 STUDENTS!! RENT 3 rooms of furniture for as little as $99.00 per month. No credit checks if you have a credit card. Please visit Students.Cort.Com to order online. Please call 614‑ 985‑7368 or visit us at 8600 Sancus Blvd., Columbus, OH 43240. SUmmER SUblET 86 W Lane Ave 1 bdrm, furnished, off St parking, gas & water provided, $375 dep., $375 rent, NO PETS call 614‑306‑0053

4‑ bEDRoom ‑ $370 per per‑ son – 242 E. 13th and 358 E. 19th townhouse, each includes 2 bathrooms, 2 kitchens and 2 washers and dryers, hardwood floors, porch. Available 9/5. 614‑371‑5690. 1 bDRm Apt. 15th & N. 4th $465/mo. Water included. 60 bRoADmEADowS blvD Large, Laundry, Pets Nego‑ tiable. Sunrise Properties, Inc. 846‑5577 1 bDRm Apt. East 13th & N. water included $450/mo., RENTS LOWERED 4th A/C, disposal, Off street park‑ • 1, 2 & 3 Bedrooms ing, Pets Negotiable, $450. • 2 Full Baths Sunrise Properties, Inc. 846‑ 5577 • Intercom Ctrl Lobby 1 bDRm Apts. 15th & N. 4th • Garage Available Gas, Electric & Water included • Elevator in Rent! Off street parking, Pets • Window Treatments Negotiable. Sunrise Properties, Inc. $560 to $580/mo. 846‑5577 Included 1565 highlAND Ave available FRom $420.00 Fall. One bedroom apartments 80 BROADMEAOWS just steps from south Campus, medical schools. Excellent for TOWNHOMES graduate students. Full FRom $505.00 kitchens and baths, A/C, laun‑ dry room, parking in rear, $425‑$495, www.TheSloopy‑ (614) 371‑2650, AvAilAblE FAll Quarter Rick and now 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 bed‑ room units. Super locations, 1615 highlAND Ave., Big Gas Included! Parking, Air conditioning, dish‑ 1bd, Commercial washers, washer and dryer. $490‑$525/mo. 273‑7775. www.osuapartments.‑ One 324‑6717 www.c1realty.‑ com com AvAilAblE Now or fall, 1 or 1897 NoRTh 4th. 1 bedroom. parking, updated 2 bedroom, North Campus, Off‑street 15th, or Woodruff, Parking. 296‑ kitchen and bath, dishwasher. $425/month. 614‑989‑1524 8353. NoRTh CAmpUS Large 2 bed‑ room townhouse $550 or 2 bed‑ 2425 N High St.‑ 1 bdrm flats avail. for fall. N. campus, on room flat $650. Call 451‑0102. the bus line between Maynard oSU hAlF double and 2BDR and Blake. Lndry nearby, Apts, appliances, AC. Various blinds,gas& water pd. Electric locations (614) 457‑1749 or pd in some units Call 263‑2665 (614) 327‑4120 oSU/gRANDviEw, KiNg 40 ChiTTENDEN Ave. 1bd. Ef‑ Ave., 1&2 bdrm garden apts. ficiency, Gas Included, W/D In‑ AC, gas heat and water, laun‑ cluded, Off Street Parking. dry facilities, off‑street parking. $475‑$535/mo. Commercial 294‑0083 One 324‑6717 www.c1realty.‑ com RivERviEw plAzA AFFoRDAblE 1 Bedrooms. Visit our website at www.my1st‑ ApARTmENTS 1st Place Realty 429‑0960 Special $100 Deposit AppliCATioN FEE Waived! 1900 N. 4th St. Studio and 1 bedroom apartment with full Gas heat, stove & fridge bath and kitchen, on site laun‑ dry, off street parking. Many with carpet & A/C $395/month. Flexible lease No pets please terms. Call Myers Real Estate or visit‑ 750 Riverview Dr. 614‑486‑2933 Av. FAll‑ one block off cam‑ pus‑ great location‑ safe, quiet‑ perfect for grad or med stu‑ dent. Large unit, carpet, park‑ ing, appliances, electricity pd. $445, 12 month lease, deposit, no pets, cosigner 614‑395‑4891 livE ChEAp!!! Attic level effi‑ apartment. Located 101 E. 14TH AVENUE‑ Studios ciency available Summer & Fall $475 1840 N. 4th St. Appliances pro‑ vided. $350/month. Inludes gas month w/heat, water & gas in‑ cluded. Centrally located‑ just and water. Off Street Parking. Call 614‑906‑1727. Agent minutes from campus, gate‑ way, busline and parking. A/C, owned. on‑site laundry and PETS ARE NoRTh oSU ‑ Riverview Drive WELCOME! Mokas Manage‑ ‑ Remodeled Unit ‑ New Win‑ ment, family owned & operated dows ‑ New Gas Furnace ‑ A/C since 1994. Call Nikki @ 614‑ ‑ Hardwood Floors ‑ Tile in 374‑3468. Kitchen & Bath ‑ Completely 150 E. 13th available Fall, Furnished in Living Room ‑ Large modern studio apart‑ Kitchen ‑ Bedroom ‑ Walk‑In ments just steps from campus. Closet ‑ Ideal For Graduate Stu‑ Secure building, new appli‑ dent ‑ Laundry On Site ‑ Off ances, A/C, laundry room, full Street Parking Free ‑ Now and kitchen & bath, Gas paid. $425, Fall 2010 ‑ Call 5715109 (614) 371‑2650, Rick

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92 E.11th Ave. Very clean, neat, cozy. A/C, parking avail‑ able, short term ok! $435/mo. (614)457‑8409, (614)361‑ 2282.

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ApARTmENT. #AvAilAblE Super convenient location, 1‑2 bedroom apartments, 38 E. 17th Ave, just off of High Street, laundry, offstreet park‑ ing. Available Summer and/or Fall and onward. $350‑$400.00‑ /month. Call 296‑6304, 263‑ 1193. NoRTh oSU ‑ Riverview Drive ‑ Remodeled Unit ‑ New Win‑ dows ‑ New Gas Furnace ‑ A/C ‑ Hardwood Floors ‑ Tile in Kitchen & Bath ‑ Completely Furnished in Living Room ‑ Kitchen ‑ Bedroom ‑ Walk‑In Closet ‑ Ideal For Graduate Stu‑ dent ‑ Laundry On Site ‑ Off Street Parking Free ‑ Now and Fall 2010 ‑ Call 5715109

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2 bEDRoom Apt ‑ Furnished Riverwatch Tower Rent: $915/month Available: Jun 14 ‑ Aug 31 Independent leases available If interested call: Michael Jewitt 330‑256‑6726 Tim Scalley 216‑255‑1148

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hUgE ThREE bedroom apart‑ ment. Low utility bills, hard‑ wood floors, big living room and dinning room, on first floor apartment. off‑street parking, laundry, deck and private fenced area in rear, near medi‑ cal, west of high, one block north of King, 72 McMillan, no pets $550+deposit. 614‑766‑ 6453.

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86 wEST Lane Ave. Furnished one bedroom efficiency. Refrig‑ erator, microwave, community kitchen. $400 deposit. $400 rent. 614‑306‑0053. JUST STEpS to Campus! 106 E. 13th Avenue. $460/month. Newly remodeled large studio with full bath and kitchen, A/C, and laundry facility. Heat, water and high speed internet in‑ cluded! Inquire about Fall 2010 Rentals! Call Myers Real Es‑ tate 614‑486‑2933 or visit www.‑

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$300/moNTh pER person. Re‑ modeled Campus Rentals for Summer and Fall! North Cam‑ pus Rentals 614.354.8870

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Furnished Rentals Furnished Rentals NOW LEASING FOR FALL 2010 OHIO STATER STUDENT HOUSING GREAT LOCATION! 2060 N. HIGH ST (AT WOODRUFF) Newly furnished efficiencies Full size beds with full size refridgerators and microwaves ALL utilities included FREE high speed internet FREE basic cable! Laundry and Fitness center on-site! Covered secure PARKING! Sign a lease for Fall 2010 before June 15th 2010 and receive $300 off first month’s rent (valid only with this coupon) CALL TODAY TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT OR STOP BY (614) 294-5381


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102 w. 8th‑2 bdrm flats avail for fall. Modern Bldg. w/security system, ceramic tile flrs.,DW, A/C newer crpt, updated appl, ceiling fans, blinds. Off St. pkg Call 263‑2665 www.gasproper‑

131 w 8th Ave, large 2 bdrm, porch, off‑street parking, on‑ premises washer/dryer, up‑ dated carpet, blinds, clean, call for showing, $600/m D&L Prop‑ AvAilAblE Fall 2326 Indi‑ anola 2 BR w/hardwood floors, erties 614‑638‑4162. ceiling fans, Lg Kit. & BA & LR, 133 w. Oakland & Neil Ave‑2 A/C, off‑street parking, near bdrm TH avail for fall. Modern busline UTILITIES PAID Bldg on N. campus close to $840/mo No Pets. Call Lisa Buss. School, corner of Neil 614‑353‑4808 or tripleeproper‑ Av. newer crpt, tile flr, A/C Off St. pkg blinds. Call 263‑2665 ChAThAm villAgE 2BD, 1.5‑ 1717 SUmmiT, b/t 13th & 14th, BA CONDO, CLOSE TO OSU, PRIVATE PATIO, SWIMMING spacious 2 bdrm, on‑premises washer/dryer, A/C, off‑street POOL, NEW CARPET, NEW PAINT, UPDATED KITCHEN parking, blinds, clean, call for showing, $650/m (gas incld), 614‑866‑2400 D&L Properties 614‑638‑4162. CliNToNvillE/NoRTh CAm‑ 178 E. 13th Avenue‑Short walk pUS. 2 bedroom apartment to class & Ohio Union! $880 for with new cabinets, granite 1st floor unit with porch. $860 countertops, and new carpet. for 2nd floor unit. Gas & water Off‑street parking, AC, no pets, included in rent! No AC. No $550/month. 95 W Hudson. washer/dryer hookup. B&A Re‑ 614‑582‑1672 alty (614) 273‑0112 CliNToNvillE/NoRTh CAm‑ 1885 N 4th St. Large 2bd. pUS. Spacious townhouse with W/D Included, Off Street Park‑ finished basement in quiet loca‑ ing $610/mo. Commercial One tion just steps from bike path 324‑6717 and bus lines. Off‑street park‑ 1890 N. 4th St. Convenient to ing, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, OSU and Downtown! Applica‑ AC, no pets. $720/month. 109 tion Fee Waived! Large mod‑ W. Duncan. 614‑582‑1672 ern units are 910 sq. ft. Quiet gREAT Two bedroom town‑ building, off street parking, laun‑ houses at 109‑117 East 9th Av‑ dry facility, A/C, gas heat, dish‑ enue at the South Campus washer, on bus line. Gateway for $795 and avail‑ $495/month. No application able 1 September. Contact fee! Inquire about Fall 2010 Beacon Property Management Rentals! Call Myers Real Es‑ at 614.228.6700, ext 32. tate 614‑486‑2933 or visit www.‑ or to schedule an appointment. 1901 N. 4th and 18th, 2BR townhouse. Spacious, W/D, re‑ hUgE 2bDRm Apartment, 417 modeled kitchen. $750/mo, 1/2 E. 15th Avenue, off‑street parking, appliances provided, 614‑989‑1524 Hardwood floors, $495/mo. Pets ok. Availble immediately 194 KiNg Ave., 2 bedroom, all or for Fall, 906‑1727. Agent utilities included, Off street owned. parking, central a/c, laundry. Phone Steve 614‑208‑3111. KENNy/hENDERSoN RoAD, 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 baths, town‑ house apartment. Ideal for 2 bD, 1 BA spacious,$555/mo., graduate students, near recently renovated, 5 min from busline. A/C, finished base‑ campus; Fitness Center, well ment with W/D hookup, end maintained, 24 hr emer. mainte‑ unit, $635/month, 614‑519‑ nance, courtesy officer, on‑site 2044. laundry; no app fee, $200 de‑ posit; 276‑7118 NiCE 2 Bedroom apartment at 2 bDRm 87 West Maynard. 1840 N. 4th St. Off‑street park‑ Walk to campus! Newly upa‑ ing, hardwood floors, fenced dated bathroom, kitchen with backyard. Rent $575/month dishwasher, washer/ dryer. +electric. 1/2 off first months Basement walkout, hardwood rent. Call 614‑906‑1727 (agent floors, New gas furnace, A/C, owned) Available Fall. Garage. NoRTh CAmpUS 2 bd twhs, Move in September 1,2010 2517 Neil Ave. Carpet, base‑ Rent $700/ month. No pets. ment with W/D hookups, back Landlord who cares. Call 614 deck/yard. Good for Grad Stu‑ 784 8255 or email TLordo@aol.‑ dent. $600.00/mo No. Pets. com. 614‑846‑7545 2 bDRm Apt. 13th & N. 4th Wa‑ ter included. $505/mo., A/C, oSU NoRTh Riverview Dr. 2 Off street parking, Pets Nego‑ BR‑ Living Room ‑ Kitchen tiable, Sunrise Properties, Inc. Bath‑ Gas Heat ‑ A/C ‑ Laundry ‑ Off‑Street Parking ‑ H20 paid. 846‑5577 Close to Riverside Hospital ‑ 2 bDRm Apt. 15th & N. 4th Wa‑ Now and Fall. David 571‑5109 ter included, A/C, dishwasher, Disposal, carpet, Pets Nego‑ tiable, laundry, of street park‑ ing, $555/mo. Sunrise Proper‑ ties, Inc. 846‑5577. 2 bDRm TOWNHOUSE 13th & 4th Water included. A/C, dis‑ posal, off street parking, Pets Negotiable, $560/mo. Sunrise Properties, Inc. 846‑5577

2 bDRm TOWNHOUSE 13th & N. 4th Water included. A/C, dis‑ posal, off street parking, Pets Negotiable, $525/mo. Sunrise Properties, Inc. 846‑5577 2 bEDRoom 1 bath town‑ house on 113 East Tompkins, Hardwood, ceiling fans, granite counters, all new everything 3 years ago, Great Location, off street parking, Washer/dryer. New central air, New windows, heat, front porch. $850.00 p/m, 614‑ 457‑6545

# 1 2 BR AVAILABLE NOW AND FALL! Beautiful remod‑ eled Townhouses and Apart‑ ments located close to cam‑ pus. Features include large bedrooms with ceiling fans, air conditioning, insulated win‑ dows, cable/internet, washers & dryers, and FREE off‑street parking! Call North Campus Rentals today! (614)354‑8870 2 bR 15th and Summit, AC, Large, Carpet, Laundry, park‑ ing, dishwasher. 273‑7775. #1 $800‑850. Steps to Medical Center. 2 Floors, new kitchen and bath, A/C, gas heat, laun‑ 2 bR Townhouse Fall. In‑ dry, parking, carpet/hardwood.‑ cludes 2 Off Street Parking Spots, Large bedrooms, Dis‑ 1496/98 Belmont. posal and A/C. Water is in‑ Call 937‑8291. cluded in rent! No pets. Call #1, AFFoRDAblE spacious Stephanie 614‑207‑3428 and updated large 2BR apts on North, South, and Central cam‑ 2103 iUKA Ave. 2BR unfur‑ pus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑street‑ nished, kitchen, stove, refrigera‑ ing parking, dishwasher, on‑ tor, carpet, air. $440/mo. $440 site laundry starting at $335. deposit. Laundry available, off‑ 614‑294‑7067. www.osuproper‑ street parking. No pets. Call 614‑306‑0053 $1099, 1350 Neil, Victorian Vil‑ 212 TompKiNS – 2 BR Town‑ lage, massive, hardwood, A/C, houses available Summer and NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 Fall. Spacious bedrooms, cen‑ tral air, lots of storage space, $300pp STARTiNg rents, 1‑3 FREE off‑street parking. Campus Rentals bedroom apartments, 12th North www.osunorth‑ near high, South OSU Gate‑ 614.354.8870 way High near Indianola, 194 E. 11th near High, 7th near High. Available for fall, newly‑ remodeled, hardwood floors, 2383 williAmS St. 2bd Dou‑ large bedrooms, low utilities, ble. Remodeled, Dishwasher. d/w, w/d hook‑up, free off‑ $700/mo. Commercial One 324‑ street parking, a/c, www.home‑ 6717 or 291‑2600. $550/moNTh. 189 E Duncan. 274‑ 284 E. Lane‑2 bdrm TH 2bdrm, fresh paint, new bath‑ avail for fall. N. campus at Indi‑ room, off‑street parking. Clean, anola and Lane, very spacious non‑smoking premises. A/C. w/lndry hkups in bsmt. Ceiling Good windows. Mom and pop fans, dining Rm, blinds, newer landlords. Pets negotiable. crpt, frnt porch, yard area.Off St. pkg.Call 263‑2665www.‑ Available now! 614‑390‑0197. 344 E. 20th Unit D, 2 bedroom $645/moNTh, 1698 N4th St, 2 flats, 1 bath, remodeled, cen‑ bed with bsmnt, refrigerator, tral air, large kitchens, off street stove, dishwasher, wash‑ parking, NO dogs, $495.00. er/dryer, CA, Parking, well insu‑ Call Pat 457‑4039 or e‑mail lated, $0 Deposit, Pine Rental Services LLC (614) 735‑5111 Available FALL. or 345 E. 20th available Fall. $699‑795, 270 E 12th, W/D, Large 2 bedroom flats, new win‑ courtyard, A/C, dishwasher, dows, carpeting, updated appli‑ dishwasher, on‑site spacious, NorthSteppe Realty ances, laundry, central air, ceramic 299‑4110 floors, courtyard, lots of park‑ $740. 246 E. 13th townhouse ing, on bus line. $550‑625. includes washer/dryer, water, hardwood, big basement, (614) 371‑2650, Rick newer kitchen. Available 9/5, 357‑363 E 14th. 14th & 4th‑ 2 371‑5690. ohiostate rentals.‑ bedroom, LV, Lg Kit. w/ref & com stove, A/C, Lg bath, off street laundry on $749‑849, 111 Hudson, Tuttle parking, Ridge, W/D, dishwasher, bal‑ premises‑$400 rent, $400 de‑ conies, NorthSteppe Realty posit. 614‑306‑0053. 299‑4110 53 w. Patterson Ave, for Fall, BIG enough for 3 people. $749‑895, 1430 Neil, Victorian Brand new carpet coming, Village, W/D, hardwood, deck, off street parking, Wash‑ NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 er/dryer, central air, new win‑ dows.$800/mo.(614) 316‑5406 $749‑899, 85 W 3rd, Victorian Village, W/D, carpet/hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110

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SE CoRNER of King and Neil, 2 bedroom, central A/C, Off street parking and water in‑ cluded. Coin Opr Laundry. Available summer or fall quar‑ ter. Phone Steve: 614‑208‑ 3111. SoUTh CAmpUS Deluxe $550 +DEPST. Spacious, Up‑ stairs, 2 bdrm/2 full bath, 1 blk N. of King Ave. 2nd full bath has Jacuzzi. Laundry room, off‑ street parking, very low utility bill. All appliances +w/d. Well lighted, quiet street. No pets. 72 1/2 McMillen. Available Now or Fall 2010. 614‑766‑6453

$1,300, 2549 Indianola, totally renovated, hardwood, stain‑ less, W/D, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110

$345 pER person. 222 King Avenue, near Neil, includes parking, utilities, hardwood, SoUTh CAmpUS, West of high ceilings, private porch, High. Near Medical Center. available 9/5, 371‑5690. Spacious first floor 2 bdrm. $550 +DEPST. Apt. hardwood floors throughout, tile kitchen $795‑895, 1430 Neil, Victorian and bath, off‑street parking. All Village, W/D, hardwood, bal‑ appliances +W/D and dshwr, cony, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ low utility bill, covered front 4110 porch, quiet neighbors. No pets. 80 McMillen. Available $975/mo. SoUTh Campus Now or Fall 2010. 614‑766‑ Gateway Area. 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath double, all hardwood 6453 floors, beautiful oak woodwork, free washer and dryer, very spacious, updated kitchen, ren‑ ovated front and covered rear sitting porch, fenced in back yard, off street parking, Call Steve at 291‑8207. www.euclid‑ #1, AFFoRDAblE spacious and updated, large 3br apts on North, South and Central cam‑ 105 w. Maynard $1100 per pus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑street‑ mth. 3bdrm house, off street ing parking, dishwasher, W/D parking, A/C, dishwasher, & 1 hookups, decks, Jacuzzi tubs, 1/2 baths. Call Dunkel Co. 614‑ starting at $375. 614‑294‑7067. 291‑7373. www.osupropertymanagement.‑ 1901 N. 4th and 18th, 3BR com townhouse. Spacious, W/D, re‑ $1,100, 2155 N 4th, town‑ modeled kitchen. $750/mo, house, Iuka ravine, A/C, dish‑ 614‑989‑1524 washer, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.‑ 2207 iNDiANA Ave. 3bd Dou‑ com ble, A/C, Security System, $1,100, 427 E 14th, ½ house, Parking. $975/mo Commercial backyard, new carpeting, North‑ One 324‑6747 www.c1realty.‑ Steppe Realty 299‑4110 com 228 E Northwood Ave. Large $1,300, 2014 N 4th, W/D, A/C, 3bd. House 2 baths, w/d in‑ hardwood, basement, back‑ cluded, Off Street Parking yard, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ $1200/mo. Commercial One 4110 324‑6717

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CliNToNvillE/NoRTh CAm‑ pUS. Spacious townhouse overlooking river view, walkout patio from finished basement to backyard, low traffic, quiet area, off‑street parking, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, AC, no pets. Steps to bike path and bus lines. $820/month. 101 W Duncan. 614‑582‑1672 lARgE ClEAN 3 bedroom apt.‑ /(2nd & 3rd floor) between Neil & High. 1&1/2 bath. High effi‑ ciency furnace and A/C. Avail‑ able for Fall 2010. $995 per month plus utilities. Ph # 614‑ 216‑1560.

lARgE NoRTh Campus apart‑ ment with finished basement. Twin single, 3 off‑street parking spaces, 2 baths, DW, ceiling fan, W/D hook‑up, AC, no pets. $1000/month. 55 W. Hudson. 614‑582‑1672

pATTERSoN AND High, 3 bedroom townhouse, $975., water included, laundry. Phone Steve: 614 208 3111.

QUiET homE for serious stu‑ dents. North Campus. 3 spa‑ cious bedrooms, livingroom, diningroom, large kitchen, full basement, yard, offstreet park‑ ing. NO pets. 3 tenants‑ $1200. Available 9/1/10. 227 West Norwich. By appointment ONLY. 614‑262‑7649

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#1, AFFoRDAblE spacious and updated, large 5BR apts on North Campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑street parking, dish‑ washer, W/D hookups, decks, fireplaces, Jacuzzi tubs. Start‑ ing at $398. 614‑294‑7067. www.osupropertymanagement.‑ AFFoRDAblE 4 Bedrooms. com Visit our website at www.my1st‑ 1st Place Realty $2,400 316 W 7th, 5 BR, Victo‑ rian Village, W/D, NorthSteppe 429‑0960 Realty 299‑4110 FoR FAll, south campus, huge house, spacious bed‑ $300pp STARTiNg rents, 4‑5 rooms, 1 1/2 BA, large kitchen, BR townhomes on OSU South with W/D, hardwood floors, low Gateway High/Indianola, 414 utility bills, C/A. 1K/mo + dep, Whittier German Village, 80 Eu‑ no pets. 84 McMillan. 614‑766‑ clid near High Street, newly‑re‑ 6453 modeled, spacious living areas, hardwood floors, newer hoRSE FARm. Entire house kitchens with d/w, w/d hook‑up, for rent. Can also rent stalls. 28 a/c, lower utilities, off‑street minutes to OSU. $1200/mo. parking, www.hometeamproper‑ 614‑805‑4448. or 291‑2600.

200 E. 15th Ave. 4 Bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, bargain rent. 614‑ 759‑9952 or 614‑357‑0724 2157 TUllER St. 4bd. Double, w/d Included, Front Porch. $1480/mo. Commercial One 324‑6717 217 E Oakland Ave. 4bd House. A/C, Spacious, $1300/mo. Commercial One 324‑6717 2209 iNDiANA Ave. 4bd Dou‑ ble, A/C, Spacious, Parking. JUST oN market for Fall 2010! $1200/mo Commercial One Gorgeous house @ 324‑6717 Frambes/Indianola! Can fit up to 7 but will rent to groups of 295 E 14th Ave, Affordable, 3+ spacious 4 brdm, large living area, porch, off‑street parking, Move in as early as August washer/dryer, basement stor‑ 1st!! age, A/C, blinds, dishwasher, call for showing now, $1200/m, Don’t miss this opportunity! D&L Properties 614‑638‑4162. 312 E. 16th. 4 bedroom house, newly remodeled, OS parking, $1000/mo. Leasing for Fall of 2010. 614‑885‑1855, 614‑578‑ 6920, 614‑578‑6720 Rod or George. 361 E. 20th. Large 4 bedroom Sunroom, 1 1/2 Bath A/C, washer/dryer, off‑street park‑ ing $895/month 614‑371‑2650 4 bDRm House. 52 W. Nor‑ wich Ave. 1 blk from campus. 2 full baths, new kitchen w/ laun‑ dry room, includes washer and dryer. New windows and fur‑ nace. Off street parking. $1500/month. No pets. 889‑ 5533 4 bDRm townhouse. 119 Chit‑ tenden Ave. half block from Gateway. Two full baths, off‑ street parking, A/C, $1100/month. 614‑205‑4343. 4 bEDRoom, 2 Bath. Super Nice Townhouse located at E. 13th Ave. Just right for 4 girl‑ s/boys that want low utilities & a very nice place to live & study! Call Bob Langhirt for an appointment to view 1‑614‑206‑ 0175, 1‑740‑666‑0967. Slow down when you leave your phone #. 4 pERSoN, Huge, new kitchens, D/W, w/d, carpet, parking, basement, very nice. 273‑7775. www.osuapartments.‑ com 4bR, 1/2 double, new kitchens, D/W, W/D, carpet, basement, Free Parking! 273‑7775. www.‑

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5 bEDRoom 2 full bath House. North Campus. Very nice, recently remodeled house. Front porch, bedroom balcony, fenced back yard, eat in kitchen with appliances and D/W, stylish bathrooms, 2 living areas, 1st floor laundry. New porch, windows, roof, and much more. Avail for fall. Only $1600/month. Call Pat (614)‑ 323‑4906 or email

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5 bEDRoom Half double. 123 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 2500 square feet. Parking. $1375. (614)205‑4343. 6 bEDRoom house, 190 E. Northwood Ave., steps to High street, very spacious, beautiful northeast campus location, re‑ cently renovated, cable and in‑ ternet hardwired for every room, central A/C, 2 full baths, new kitchen cabinets and appli‑ ances, ceramic tile kitchen and bath floors, FREE W/D, dish‑ washer, basement, FREE off‑ street parking, $450 per per‑ son, George Kanellopoulos,, 299‑ 9940. 6 bEDRoom very large beauti‑ ful house 2500/month w Patter‑ son near tommys pizza on lane. 614.316.3986 pics at

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40 ChiTTENDEN Ave. 5bd 2 Balconies, A/C, $2000 Commercial One 324‑6747 5 AwESomE bedrooms, 15th & Summit. W/D, Huge! Best porch on Campus! 273‑7775. 5 bEDRoom 83 West May‑ nard, Walk to class! Huge rooms, 2 full baths, three floors with basement suite walkout, rear deck, carport, dish‑ washer, W/D hookups. Move in September 1, 2010. Rent is $2,000/mo. No pets. Landlord who cares! Call 614‑784‑8255 or email

oNE block from High 72 W Maynard 4 bedroom Half House 1.5 baths remodeled, washer/dryer, finished attic sky‑ lights, Hardwood floors off street parking. $1350 554 5 bEDRoom Half double. 125 1346 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 2500 square feet. Parking. $1375. (614)205‑4343

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advances to NCAA Super Regional in Georgia after allowing zero runs in regional said. “These seniors played as hard as they could.” The Buckeyes’ ÿrst of only two hits came from senior outÿelder Leah Ledford in the bottom of the third. Ledford’s single and stolen base didn’t enable a much-needed Buckeye rally. In the ÿfth inning, the Bears posted their seventh and last run of the game. Senior captain Courtney Pruner’s single in the bottom of the seventh with two outs was

the second and ÿnal hit of the game for the Buckeyes. The 2010 senior class end their careers with 159 wins, tying for second in the OSU record books for the all time winningest class. “We gave every last drop we possibly had in our entire bodies,” senior catcher Sam Marder said. “It’s hard not to leave disappointed, but I don’t think we’re going to regret anything about this season. I don’t think ‘excuse’ ever entered our vocabulary.” The Golden Bears now advance to the NCAA Super Regional in Athens, Georgia, to face the Georgia Bulldogs.

Read The Lantern later in the week for more on the future of Ohio State All-American catcher Sam Marder

ZACH TUGGLE / Lantern photographer

Ohio State senior Rebecca Schultz prepares to make contact with the ball against Kentucky on Saturday.

Indians stir up conversation with new social media deck



the Indians’ public relations department. “It provides an excellent opportunity for attendees and the organization to interact face-to-face.” The section is complete with wireless Internet, as well as a high-deÿnition TV, and encourages those in attendance to use whatever means possible, including their own Facebook and Twitter accounts, to discuss the Indians during the game. There are little to no restrictions, with nobody on hand attempting to control any message coming from the section. It’s simply in place to increase conversation, Campbell said. “We have never even had a press release,” Campbell said about the Tribe Social Deck’s goals. “We want it to spread entirely by word of mouth.” The deck is the only one of its kind throughout Major League Baseball and before last weekend’s series against Cincinnati, guests came by invitation only. But in an effort to attract even more Indians fans, the organization has opened up the selection process to anybody willing to apply. Applications can be found and submitted at

NICK OTTE Lantern reporter Many would consider the city of Cleveland a football town, or more recently a basketball town. Throw in a large Ohio State contingent in the northeast region of the state, and it’s easy for the Cleveland Indians to be little more than back-page news. But even though the team is in last place in the AL Central Division, and despite all-time low attendance numbers at Progressive Field, the Indians organization has found a way to put a positive spin on what has been an otherwise lackluster season. With the inception of the Tribe Social Deck, the Indians have again become a topic of conversation. The special 10-seat section at Progressive Field is reserved for those who the organization deems to be in° uential in Cleveland’s social media community and provides a unique opportunity for those invited to network as they take in an Indians home game. “The Tribe Social Deck is a small part of our overall social media strategy,” said Rob Campbell of


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