V O LU ME 5 , ISS UE 2
E P IB TRA I L
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Thanksgiving humor !! Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What was the turkey suspected of? A: Fowl play.
Stephen Colbert: "Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car."
Kevin James: "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."
Jim Gaffigan: "Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'"
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