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Julie white horse
Major: Zwahili Relationship Status: Looking to get it in Favorite shot? Cum shots - All night long How often do you black out? I probably won’t remember filling this out Secret you don’t want your parents to find out? How I really paid for college Best sexcapade? Being dead horsed on the sex bench while at White Ho What do you bench? How much do you weigh? Last dream you remember? I can’t recall, but it was probably wet If you could go down on anyone, who would it be and why? The hot Asian bartender at Firehaus What’s the worst sex position you’ve ever tried? Anal Lola Bunny or Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)? Jessica Rabbit Best song to set the mood? “My Dick” What celebrity would you most like to bone? Homer Simpson
drinking game:
Grand Larceny Lie, cheat, steal. These words are big no-no’s in the religious text of your choice, but people do them everyday. That pains us far too much, so we’ll drink to forget that sad fact. Number of Players: Three to six. What You Need: A deck of cards and a case of beer. Intoxication Level: You’ll rob a liquor store, and then buy beer from them. How to Play: -Have all players sit in a circle, shuffle the deck of cards. -In Grand Larceny, numbered cards are worth their value in drinks, face cards are multipliers (both a king and a queen would double the drinking) and spades are a pass. Aces count as one. -One player draws a card. If it is a number card, that player drinks the number of drinks on that card. -If a player draws a face card they drink nothing, though the next player’s drinks (assuming they draw a number card) are doubled. -If two face cards are drawn in a row, the person who pulls a number card would have their drinks tripled. Three face cards in a row? Quadruple the drinking. -Any spade drawn is a pass card. For example, if there is a face card to a player’s right and they draw a spade, it passes the multiplier on to the next player. The Game Ends When: The drunken mess next to you steals your heart.
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Eren Geo's
Major: Kinesiology Relationship Status: Taken Worst sexual experience? Walked in on my roommate freshman year & her hookup's clothes were on my bed...not okay Favorite drink to drink? Tequila Sunrise What cartoon character would you hook up with? Mr. Incredible, the name says it all Best night to bartend? Wednesday What reality show would you be on? Bachelorette Favorite day-drinking activity? Beer and bags Guilty pleasure food? BBQ pulled pork nachos Would you rather be mauled to death by a grizzly bear or a little league team? Little League Team What’s the best beer that’s sold in a 30 pack? Coors Light What’s your favorite slang for “Penis” and/ or “Testicles”? Shaft and suspicious bags Best pick up line? “Hey wanna get some pizza & fuck?” “What, you don’t like pizza?”
recipe for disaster:
Chocolate Lover’s Soup
Like any –holic, those with addictions simply cannot be stopped. A cheese addict? Get them a bowl of queso before they start fitting uncontrollably. A sex addict? Don’t let them near anything holey and moist. A chocolate addict? Well, I think we’ve just found their stash. What You’ll Need: 1 cup of fudge brownie mix, 1/4 cup milk, 1/2 cup of chocolate chips, 1/4 cup of peanut butter chips, graham crackers and whipped cream. Cook Time: 2-3 minutes. Fatty Factor: Hey, there’s some calcium! Healthy bones, y’all.
Let’s Get Baked: - Mix together the fudge brownie mix with the milk until you get a pudding like consistency. - Stir in the chocolate and peanut butter chips gradually. - Stir in generous amounts of whipped cream to lighten it up. - Garnish with crushed graham crackers on top. Thank god you got your fix! If they say they aren’t addicted and can stop at any time, show them to prove it to you. Chances are, they will run away with the bowl… of chocolate.