The Black Sheep
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Vol. 10, Issue 11
THE COLLEGE NEWSPAPER THAT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT COLLEGE
3/27/14 - 3/2/14
MILLIONS SPORTING GARY HARRIS’ ‘STACHE TO SUPPORT MSU BASKETBALL MOLLY BURFORD WROTE THIS With March Madness upon us, it is time for fans around the nation to show support for their teams. While most people will just throw on a sweatshirt or t-shirt that are adorned with their school’s logos, supporters of Michigan State University have been seen sporting what is affectionately known as the “Harris Mustache,” a trend in facial hair that closely mirrors shooting guard Gary Harris’ own, which is only a quarter of an inch thick. To learn more about the trend, we caught up with members of Michigan State’s campus to hear what the ‘stache means to those rocking it. MSU student Kyle Morris said the following: “I wanted to show my dedication to my school and I thought this was a great way to do it. The hardest part was getting the measurements right, though,” Morris said. “It’s such a skinny mustache that I almost shaved too much. I don’t know how Gary maintains it—I heard he uses a $300 automatic razor.” For those who do not have the patience for personal precision, it has been reported that thousands in East Lansing are flocking to barber shops, demanding the look. It has been so popular, in fact, that business for East Lansing barbershops has increased 600%. Local barber Jon Butterfield noted even some not-so-regular customers were demanding the look, including several female Michigan fans. “Though the majority of female facial-Harris supporters are from Ann Arbor,” Butterfield said, “MSU president Lou Anna K. Simon came in here asking for one, as well as some hair-growth formula.” Debates are currently circulating whether or not LAKS’ mustache is self-grown. We have yet to hear back from her representatives, but will announce the findings via Twitter when we hear more on the matter. However, women who can’t grow facial hair haven’t been excluded from the trend, as various stores on Grand River have started selling stick-on Harris Mustaches. We stopped female Michigan State student Sally O’Malley who was wearing one of the stick-on mustaches to ask her whether people thought she was strange for wearing it. “I mean, I’ve gotten quite a few double-takes and weird looks, but once they get a closer look and see that it’s the Harris Mustache I get a lot of high fives and ‘Go Greens.’ I wish I could wear it all year,” said O’Malley. We were fortunate enough to be able ask Gary Harris himself what he thought about starting a national trend.
“I was thinking of shaving it last week, but once I saw people were supporting the facial-Harris look, I decided to keep wearing it,” he said. “I’m proud to be an inspiration, but I want people to do it right. Make sure the ‘stache rests on your upper lip like a pillow, no hack-jobs. Oh, and I do not condone Michigan fans jockin’ my style. Gross.”
Even Harris’ teammates have styled their mustaches after him, and our sports insiders have reported an increase in team chemistry. Tom Izzo has yet to join, stating he would only do so if the Spartans made a Final Four push. Will the facial-Harris movement help MSU bring the NCAA trophy back home to East Lansing? Only time will tell.
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