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Kitty Kat, I was extremely offended by your newspaper’s last issue, where you changed yourself to The Weekly Illini and made endless racist jokes and insults to campus athletes and the Greek community. You should be ashamed of yourselves for publishing such a disgrace to journalism. I hope all of you remain unemployed for the rest of your lives for this inappropriate act. Sincerely, Journalist with Integrity Dear Daily Illini Opinionist With a Stick Up Your Ass, Thank you for your comments. We truly appreciate all feedback from our readers, and we strive every day to make our paper better for you. We focus on hard-hitting issues in the Champaign-Urbana area that we know will be of interest to everyone, and pursue every story with only the best of intentions. With that said, screw you. You and your Illini Media friends can go back into hiding and keep crying and eating your latenight Jimmy John’s during editing sessions. We don’t care. We kicked your ass, and you know it. And fortunately for us, you can never make fun of our nationwide, dick-joke-making success of a newspaper without completely comprising the status and prestige of yours. So ha! We won! Campus is ours. And if you don’t like it, I think The Odyssey is hiring. LATER BITCHES, Kitty Kat Out
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