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Dear Mike, All of my friends want me to watch the new season of Game of Thrones but I haven’t seen any of the first two seasons. Can you fill me in real quick? Sincerely, Lost Dear Lost, I also have not seen the first two seasons of Game of Thrones. However, I feel like after seeing countless advertisements and overhearing enough conversations about the show I have a pretty strong grasp on what is going on. So the main character of the show is this little person played by Peter Dinklage. This guy doesn’t fuck around. However, because of his size he has to resort to some dirty fighting tactics, like biting and punching people in the dick. He gets upset when people call him names like “Peanut” and “Short-Round,” and often deals with depression because of his size and hideous appearance. However, one day Dinklage is hobbling along when he comes across Boromir. Now, Dinklage had been a huge Lord of the Rings fan, so this was a pretty big deal for him. Together, the two set out to find and destroy the ring. Dinklage often attempts to tell Boromir that the ring is destroyed at the end of LOTR, but Boromir refuses to listen. Along the way Boromir teaches Dinklage life lessons about accepting himself and how to stand up to bullies. Some dragons are thrown in there somewhere, and there is also this kid who’s a king or something. I don’t know, I think the kid’s gay or something. - Mike
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A narcissist’s inability to stop talking about him or herself. “Carol’s diarrmea finally caught up to her when she accidentally told Lex about the time she pooped her pants in church. There was no second date.”