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It’s the most wonderful time of the year Riley Humes wrote this

It’s October, which means for you, me, and the rest of the University of Georgia, it’s holiday season! If you’ve been living under a rock for the last few semesters, wake up and smell the college football game of the year because it’s Georgia/Florida month. If you’re still lost, UGA plays UF at the end of every October in Jacksonville, and UGA kids treat this fall break like it might be their last football game ever. Every UGA student knows that the actual football game is only one aspect of the weekend as the Friday before brings more excitement than any event in the world. It’s basically the college equivalent of Christmas Eve. Road tripping to Saint Simon’s Island, partying on the beach, and seriously overstepping the line of where all hell breaks loose is the only goal for this weekend. So happy holidays, because these are the reasons that Georgia/ Florida is better than Christmas:

THE ATTIRE: Coat and tie not required at this holiday event. Georgia/Florida’s beach party has some of the best dressed folks you’ll ever see. Girls are literally half naked, while pledges are running around in whatever Halloween costume their brothers see fit. Imagine the circus mixed with an episode of Star Trek mixed with The Wizard of Oz and you might be able to generate a close concept of the madness that ensues. Little Bo Peep, the Cookie Monster, and several pregnant maids are just a few of the characters that have made appearances over the past couple years, and every year everyone looks forward to more church-inappropriate outfits. It’s probably the one day out of the year where you can wear whatever the hell you want with no questions... Just ask the girl in the sequin hot pants, frat tank, and backwards neon fitted cap.

Now we don our gay apparel... fa la la, la la la GA FLAH.

THE GIFTS: I would like Christmas at my house a hell of a lot more if I got stockings full of Doritos, Easy Mac, and liters of tequila. Only at Georgia/Florida is it acceptable to pack up every obnoxiously frat-painted cooler that you have with Taaka, Evan Williams, and as many Busch Lights as you can fit and then bring it onto a public beach. Based on just the sheer liquid volume of the alcohol that makes an appearance on the shore, I would say that every liquor store from Athens all the way to Saint Simon’s probably has their highest revenue quarter of the year—it’s like Toys-R-Us during the holidays, but way more fun. Deck the halls with boughs of salt and limes, because Santa is bringing Jose Cuervo this year.

THE THINGS YOU CAN DO IN PUBLIC: This is the highlight of why Georgia/Florida is better than any holiday, especially Christmas. Everyone’s family has that one Christmas nightmare story where “your Uncle Dan got severely out of line” and “your Aunt DeDe was not pleased.” Screw that, this is one weekend where truly anything is appropriate. Simply put, it’s just not real life.

So drink the whole handle yourself. Throw up off the balcony of a room that isn’t yours at the King and Prince hotel. Pee your pants and blame it on a mermaid. Talk shit to people at the Landing if the Dawgs win. Talk shit to people at the Landing if the Dawgs lose. Hell, do whatever you want, just get so out of control that you don’t remember anything besides the pictures, which will definitely make a great Christmas card this year.

THE WEATHER: Saint Simon’s Island is a beautiful, picturesque, family-oriented island 51 weekends out of the year. However, over the last weekend in October, you should probably warn your grandmother to steer clear. The Friday before the game, East Beach, nicknamed “Frat Beach” by UGA students (and alumni, because let’s be real, I’m never giving this up), is a literal shitshow of drunk Dawgs fans thrown into sun, sand, and water. There are few more enjoyable experiences than day drinking on a beach with three thousand of your closest friends, so don’t get so drunk that you think you’re drowning and have to have a pledge pull you out of nine inch deep water.

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04: The Art of Avoiding People

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So, little elves, get to work packing your coolers, booking your hotel rooms, and finding the largest Tervis Tumbler you can to bring with, ‘cause this weekend goes way past a little eggnog... We’re leaving out FourLoko for the reindeer this year. Put your sunglasses on and get ready for the weekend of your life. Season’s greetings, y’all.

05: Stephen Garcia, A Bulldog

Why we should stroke this Cock’s ego so he’ll explode all over Athens.

06: Fall Fashion Frugality

Free frocks for fall fun fulfill foxy fantasies!

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Adderall: Best Friend or Mortal Enemy?

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The Art of Avoiding Annoying People harley quinn wrote this I’m not an antisocial person. In fact, I’m one of the most friendly, talkative, social people I know. But when I’m walking from class to class or reading a book on Herty Field, I want to be alone. It’s not you, it’s me. But really, it’s you. If I see you every day in class then why do you feel the need to come and chat for twenty minutes about your boring, stressful, miserable life? If reading marketing textbooks is more enticing than listening to you speak, I hope you’d get the hint and walk away. If I haven’t seen you in months or years, do you really think I care about the intimate details of your relationship? No. Clearly, we aren’t friends.

Please go away.

Sadly, people don’t go away, they talk to you and you have to put up with that shit for as long as they stand there and move their lips. Because of this, I’ve been practicing a few ways to avoid people in order to make my life free of annoying interferences by randoms.

And as far as I can tell, they’re pretty foolproof.

When walking on a sidewalk, avoiding someone can be tricky. Sidewalks are small spaces, offering little room for escape. If there are cars in the road, you can’t cross the street. If there are people behind you, you can’t turn around and walk away. In this case, the easiest way to avoid someone is by acting busy. Texting, pretending to read, breaking off your splitends, adjusting the way your boobs look in your shirt, or looking for something in your bag are all fair game. If the person you’re trying to avoid brings it up later, you have a quality excuse for not saying ‘hi’ back to them after they embarrassed themselves in a crowd of people and obnoxiously waved at you. They can’t be mad if you were studying on your way to a test.

But sometimes you can’t just act busy and hope it works. Sometimes these bitches come out of the woodwork. They corner you coming out of a classroom, make eye contact with you in the bathroom mirror, or pounce on your table in Bulldog Café. You can’t run. You can’t hide. All you can do is deal with it. Them speaking, though, is no reason to ruin your lovely, peaceful afternoon. You don’t have to listen. You don’t have to respond. Sit there and ignore. If they ask you a question, nod or smile or throw a quick laugh or ‘uh-huh.’ People don’t talk because they want to hear what you have to say. They talk because they like the

sound of their own voices. Because they want to feel important. Ignoring a life-intruder is a win-win situation. You don’t have to actually give a shit, and they feel accomplished in reveling in their life story. Ignore. Avoid. Give them that satisfaction.

The hardest time to get away from someone is in stadium seating classrooms of, like, five thousand people. But fear not, young one, there is still a way. If someone you can’t stand comes and sits next to you, the easiest way to not interact with them is to Facebook. You forgot your computer at home? Sleep. You think that’s rude? Excuse yourself and say you have to use the bathroom, leave the class, come back a few minutes later and sit somewhere else. It doesn’t matter that they saved your seat; you thought it was taken so you sat next to that hot guy from ATO. And just like that you’ve successfully spent an entire day not giving a shit about talking to people you don’t like. There is no such thing as a situation where you can’t avoid someone.

You just have to be creative. If you don’t do anything about it, then I don’t want to hear you bitch and complain about it. It’s really hard being popular, but it’s not that hard.

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Adderall: Best Friend or Mortal Enemy?

Alexandra Rose wrote this

Let’s talk love-hate relationships. The things you can’t help but indulge in, yet always somehow end up hating yourself for after doing it. Online shopping. Five dollar Papa John’s pizzas. Blackout Buckets. Sour Cream and Onion Lay’s. Your ex-boyfriend…to name a few. As college students who can’t deny the overwhelming fulfillment of instant gratification, we tend to have many of these love-hate relationships. But among all the temptations we tend to face on a regular basis, one little orange capsule is perhaps the greatest of them all. Yes, I’m talking about the thousands of little microbeads that stimulate you to the nth degree, make homework your favorite pastime, and make food your worst nightmare.

I’m talking about Adderall XR.

You either love Adderall, or you hate Adderall, and typically one person experiences both feelings very strongly, only at separate times. Let’s recap what a standard date with some focus potion feels like, because for most, it’s that of an emotional fucking rollercoaster.

As we all know, Adderall was created by a genius meth cooker, who, sick of dealing with his clientele of mountain people with missing teeth and clawed-out faces, decided to market the drug to the masses of people who don’t actively hate themselves. It became the perfect remedy for suburban mothers who didn’t understand the ins and outs of disciplining their children who couldn’t sit still. Instead of attributing their kids’ behavior to poor parenting, this dreadful—but treatable—“ADD” became the reason their kids wanted to watch Animaniacs instead of diligently do their homework, and a magical little pill was administered once a day to shut them up.

As these children grew up and realized the value in their speed prescription, the epidemic of attention deficit disorder in those ages 17 and up became astronomical. And thus, since psychiatrists like to dole out these ‘scripts like they’re going out of style, Adderall has become everyone’s go-to girl for “getting shit done.”

Stage 3: The crash: “Still...love...math. Must...not... succumb...to feeling...like I’m going...to die.”

Stephen Garcia: A Bulldog Here at UGA we used to know how to party. When it came to debauchery of any type, in any circumstance—day, night, rain, shine, hail, snow, apocalypse—we were simply number one. Now that we’ve lost that title, we need a catalyst…nay, a hero, to launch us back onto that lush, vomit-stained throne.

As strange as it is to admit, the University of Georgia – the finest drunks in the land – needs ex-Gamecocks quarterback-cum-unemployed hobo Stephen Garcia.

Not for athletic purposes, hell no, but for raging.

Now he has more than enough spare time with football out of his life. But let’s be honest, it didn’t quite stop him from extracurricular activities anyway.

We need Stephen Garcia because no one, seriously no one, parties harder than someone who purposefully wears Crocs to practice. What else tells the establishment to screw itself harder than that? Other than being piss drunk all the time and failing a drug test for pot, probably not much. (Side note: I’ve played football with someone stoned. Not only could he not make any competent decisions whatsoever as far as routes or plays, but he also marveled at how nice the ball looked in the air rather than do anything related to what he should have done. How Garcia managed this feat is beyond me. Which, looking at his recent statistics, it all starts to make a

Stage 1: Extreme giddiness about the events to come.

“Hell yeah. I am gonna get so much shit done today! And I was only hoping to consume a total of 215 calories today so this is going to work perfectly.”

Stage 2: Euphoric madness. “I’m a genius. I love math.

Can’t stop math. MATH. (Should my heart be beating this fast?)”

Stage 4: The aftercrash: “I hate my life. I hate everything.” Rinse, wash, and repeat. Because once you’re hooked, you’re hooked.

Sadly, the love/hate relationship one has with Adderall is typically a never-ending cycle. You take it to make studying your bitch, and when the effects wear off and you feel like you’ve just crawled into the corner of Hell, the only thing that can give you that umph is to take more. For every time you find yourself saying “I’m never taking this shit again,” there are undoubtedly just as many instances where your life goal is to get your hands on some. Just like drunk-dialing your ex for a booty call or gorging on Taco Bell, no matter how shitty it makes you feel in the end, you can’t but help love it.

ethan cunningham wrote this

little more sense.)

The Gamecocks never appreciated Garcia like the rest of the SEC has started to. As if it was a metaphor for the loss of brain cells, Garcia became a handicap to the team, his play retarding the progress they were making on the football field. It wasn’t always that way; he came to the sidelines with staggering potential and talent, but left the field staggering, swilling a bottle of bum wine he bought with booster bucks. Yes, Stephen “Not-Sorry-For-Partying” Garcia knew what came first on and off the field.

But Christ, he had four touchdowns, nine interceptions and 51.7% pass completions this season? Alcohol blurs vision and impairs judgment, but by that much?

Perhaps he just closed his eyes and threw the ball in the air? Bet that felt good, man.

Garcia said he was “shocked and flabbergasted”, as he shook his head violently like a stunned cartoon character. How should he have known that USC would enforce the “under no circumstances whatsoever should this touch your lips, I don’t care if it’s Communion,” part of the contract? As our UGA student-athletes know, there are consequences for our actions; we’re just gloriously unaware of them at this point. To keep a tank like Garcia down for

the count just because he’s got to make a few plays on Saturday is a little absurd, which is why we think he’d fit in nicely in Athens.

I’m fairly certain that Garcia would clean up in Bourbon on any night, as it seems to work well for the rest of our football team. I dream of an evening where I see Stephen Garcia stumbling across Broad Street, Crocs and hoes in tow. Garcia apparently couldn’t handle the Cock, so let’s give him a sack full of singles, send him to Toppers, and bring us back to the drunken glory we once knew that was the number one party school in the nation.

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fall fashion frugality Josie Rabbitt wrote this Let’s face the facts: college is expensive. Between managing money for fried foods and booze, who can afford to change their closets with the seasons these days? There is a reason college has become a lifestyle instead of an occupation. It has taken over in more ways that just academia. But, this fall, the season is kicking your stereotypical college sweatpants addiction to the curb and socking that sloppy style monster in the face.

From 'da Streets What’s the Worst Drink You’ve Tasted?

“Scotch and heavy cream. Yeah, I was young and had no clue as to what a chaser was.”

- Jordan, Senior

At the beginning of the school year I fought my way through a sea of chacos, a swarm of XXL tshirts, and a rainbow array of Nike running shorts… the heat of the summer season simmered the chance of stylista survival. But, now that fall has arrived, it’s obviously time to ditch the “I could care less, it’s way too hot” look and trade it in for more appealing apparel with the same amount of comfort as the elastic waist-banded brands and oversized tees.

With the first leaf tornado toying in the air, a change came upon the campus of UGA. A fashion change that turned up the heat, despite the temperature spiral, can be accredited to baggy sweaters and skinny jeans. This dynamite duo takes comfort and pairs it with style--creating an easy college classic that is loose and fitting, all in one! Many girls can be seen swapping their favorite sports attire for light colored, oversized sweaters and making them chic with a trendy belt. Pair that with a modish pair of dark, skinny jeans tucked into vintage green, brown, black or navy hiking boots and you’ve got the epitome of a fabulous fall look. And at a simple, cozy cost!

Before heading to the big outlets and magnetic malls, check your mom’s closet for that vintage sweater look. Just because the sweater is oversized, doesn’t mean the price has to be!

Skinny jeans can be found for a great low price at various chic boutiques around Athens. Plan your skinny jeans shopping trip for a holiday weekend; those weekends yield the best sales for poor students!

Fall has brought on another pleasant style surprise on campus in the form of dashing, floral print dresses that dazzle in this season’s spotlight. Light, cotton fabric can make for a breezy and beautiful outfit this time of year. Adding tiny, floral patterned print to the reliable fabric has been this season’s most successful and inexpensive closet addition. When the air cools off and the sun starts hiding, pairing this dress with leggings is a great way to stay warm and still look cute. Many stores are making room for their winter clothes inventory and have demoted those cute little floral prints to the back rack…on clearance! Leggings should be under ten dollars and super easy to find.

Girls are not the only one’s taking notice of the change in season. Guys have been adding layers, dumping the cargo shorts for more coverage. Lately on campus the trend seems to be flannel. Not much surprise there—fall is an automatic

“It was a shot. I’m pretty sure it had Irish cream, Jaeger, lime juice and a splash of Goldschlager. Try it.”

- Shivum, Senior fan of the flannel look. During this season, the campus is a pumpkin patch of lumberjacks, and rightly so! A classic favorite is the red and black checkered flannel—a warm and stylish way to display school spirit. Flannel doesn’t have to be expensive. Stay away from pricy brands and get the same look for a lower cost at Target or Old Navy.

Another men’s movement in the college closet of style for this fall is goofy graphic tees buried beneath classic colored cardigans. Hilariously worded t-shirts are the new “it” in men’s fashion for fall. These suggestive sayings make an impression on more than just the graphic tee…what lady wouldn’t laugh at a man in a faded, red Dr. Pepper tee-shirt with the comical classic, “Trust me, I’m a Dr.”, splayed across the front? Pair that tee with a charcoal gray cardigan and some dark denim jeans, and a new fantastic fashion has been born! Check out online websites for great graphic tee shirts before buying in a store, such as 6dollarshirts.com. Most online tee shirt shops will let you not only design your own unique tee, but also throw in free shipping!

Make sure to check and see what the wind blew in this season! Just because summer is over does not mean that fashion is over as well. College kids on campus seem to know the necessary accessories for dressing to impress this time of year without making the wallet weep. So high-five your friends, zip up your skinny jeans, button up the flannel, lace up the hiking boots and heat up Autumn’s cool character with these fashion tips.

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Cameron Ferguson The Loft

Best part of your job?

Being DT but making money instead of spending it.

T or A? Ass! You’ve got to have something to grab onto.

Who would win in a fight- Jack Daniel’s or Jim Beam? Jack for sure.

He’s got homies.

Fave late night grub spot? McD’s breakfast.

Sausage, egg and cheese McGriddle. That’s my jam.

drinking game:

teeth

The infamous film, Teeth, needs no introduction. It’s popular among stoned high school kids with vagina obsessions and dental hygienists who are horrified at the thought of teeth being subjected to the horrors of down below. But now, thanks to alcohol, this film can be enjoyed by anyone!

Number of players: Two. You can play by yourself, but that would be really awkward if your mom walked down into the basement and caught you watching Teeth alone.

What you need: The DVD Teeth, shot glasses, and Pinnacle Marshmallow (To play on the vagina theme, you pussy).

How to play: - Put in the movie! (They key is to decipher whether it is VHS or DVD. Proceed accordingly).

- Every time the word “vagina” is said, you must take a half shot (I say half shot because vagina is used liberally in this movie. I’m looking out for you!).

- Every time you watch an appendage get bitten off by Dawn’s vag-chompers (I wonder if she got braces on those things…) you must chug a mixed drink for the entire duration of the injured person’s dramatic bloodcurdling screaming.

- If at any point in time a viewer hides his or her eyes from the graphic images of severed genitals, they must take a full shot, because that’s super embarrassing.

- Any time you roll your eyes at Dawn’s blatant innocence take another half a shot. Honor code here folks, but seriously – who is this girl kidding?

The Game Ends When: The movie does.

How much would someone have to pay you to lick the Loft floor? $50 for a quick lick!

No panties- sexy or skanky? Skanky.

Do you have a specialty drink? Yes - Bacardi Grape, Melon and Dragonberry, sprite and a little Cammie Cam juice.

Best shitty vodka? UV. Gotta fuck with the flavors!

Worst shift? Unclogging girl’s toilet.

Favorite DJ at the Loft? DJ Deceptichron Have you ever had to fight someone? Too many times.

Any words of wisdom?

When you ask for free shit is when you don’t get free shit. Just chill and look good.

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Legend has it that in 1995, a wise, old luchador named Adalberto Montoya attended a Phish concert in Mexico City. When he wasn’t wooing women in the ring and making piñatas for his niños, he loved to cook. At the concert, several kids recognized Adalberto and begged him to fill their stomachs with some paella or enchiritos. You see they had been smoke La Marijuana. Up to the challenge, Adalberto gathered all of his supplies and created El Nacharido.

What you need: Nacho chips, huge flour tortillas, cheddar cheese, colby-jack cheese, sour cream, salsa, jalapeños, lettuce, pizza rolls, ground beef, liquid cheese, onions, tomatoes, chicken fingers, guacamole, and Taco Bell packets.

Health Content: The calories might be as hefty as your County Market bill, but it’ll be worth it!

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Maybe we’re just getting too old, but the popularity of some mainstream music really baffles us these days. Hell, we understand why Justin Bieber and Lady GaGa are “the bee’s knees,” as kids are wont to say. These six artists? Not so much.

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Artist: Drake Known For:”Find Your Love,” looking tired and sad all of the time.

Horribly Annoying Trademark: Rapping an entire bar then pausing like this…to deliver a shitty punch line.

What We’d Ask In An Interview: “If a million 4-year-olds chained to a million crayons were locked in a room, how long would it take them to write a Drake song, 25 minutes? 30?”

Poetic Death: Everyone—from Lil’ Wayne to Nicki Minaj—who carried Drake on a track would take turns literally carrying Drake to a set of railroad tracks, where he’d finally meet his demise.

Artist: Mumford & Sons Known For: “Little Lion Man,” being vaguely earnest.

Horribly Annoying Trademark: Staaaaarting ouuuuuut playyyying a sonnnnng reallllly slowwwww, thenplayingthechorusreallyfast.

What We’d Ask In An Interview: “If you sang all your lyrics at the same pace, couldn’t each and every word get their due?”

Poetic Death: Tearfully, the band sacrifices themselves for a cause greater than themselves—one that flames out a few months later, like the Occupy Wall Street movement.

Artist: LMFAO Known For: “Party Rock Anthem,” enjoying shots in Miami.

Horribly Annoying Trademark: Looking and sounding like fucking idiots. Loudly.

What We’d Ask In An Interview: “Redfoo, SkyBlu, you both dress like your parents’ spent their lives shunning you. Sorry, that isn’t a question, just wasn’t sure if you realized that or not.”

Poetic Death: Major Lazer challenges the LMFAO boys to a drink-off, only to trick them into pounding shots of liquid cyanide.

katy perry

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Artist: Katy Perry Known For:”I Kissed A Girl,” “California Gurls,” marrying Russell Brand, tits.

Horribly Annoying Trademark: Catchy pop tracks with hooks and videos that imply women are sexually closeted idiots.

What We’d Ask In An Interview: “Whose entire routine is more of a gimmick, yours, or your husband’s?”

Poetic Death: No longer popular or famous, Perry offs herself in one last attention grab. It fails to generate the headlines she oh-so-desperately craves.

Artist: Dropkick Murphys Known For: “I’m Shipping Up to Boston,” being the musical equivalent of The Boondock Saints.

Horribly Annoying Trademark: Wishing desperately to be from Ireland, using an accordion and bagpipes without a hint of irony.

What We’d Ask In An Interview: “You’re the kind of assholes who roots for Notre Dame because you’re 5th generation Irish, aren’t you?”

Poetic Death: Alcohol poisoning, via Jameson suppositories.

Artist: Bassnectar Known For: Being an integral part of the dubstep trend that’s sweeping the nation.

Horribly Annoying Trademark: Having a shtick and a light show that mask glaring musical inability.

What We’d Ask In An Interview: “Did you and Beyonce mean to get your extensions from the same guy, or was that just some sort of happy coincidence?”

Poetic Death: A fan—while rolling their balls off on MDMA—sticks a turntable needle through the heart of a voodoo doll made from his hair, killing him.

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The Australian electronic band Cut Copy has been blowing up in recent years, probably due to rave reviews from Pitchfork as well as picking up traction from the cool kids who follow the site.

We got to chat with lead singer Dan Whitford about electronic evolution, writing lyrics to classic songs and playing tennis against Franz Ferdinand.

The Black Sheep: So you’ve been playing electronic music since 2001. How has the electronic music scene changed since?

Dan Whitford: Like anything, music’s kind of a slave to fashion and trend as much as any art form. To me, it feels like electronic music has been welcomed more as a mainstream form of music at the start of 2000. I’d guess partly because we had come out of an era of music where sort of indie stuff was really what all the cool kids were into, and anything with synthesizers kind of went a little bit into a niche world for a while there. I felt like dance music and guitar based music were very separate things and I guess that was sort of the mission statement of what Cut Copy was about, being passionate about both pop music, guitar based indie music or whatever you want to call it and also being really inspired by synth based stuff, and club and dance records.

So, I think over that period of time those things have come together very much and it’s interesting that there’s the whole scene in the States now based around Pitchfork and stuff put online by sites like that. We like both parts of that music equally and use them interchangeably, and it feels like our mission statement has been fulfilled in a lot of ways.

TBS: You guys do have such a great balance between using the synth samples and beats with the instruments that you play. Was it a natural collaboration of those two sounds?

DW: It was tricky in a way because there really was no blueprint for that kind of combination. Finding a way to combine those things was the biggest challenge. For me it feels like fusion, one of the real dirty words in music, and I guess the idea of fusing synth and rock music probably could turn into something pretty bad. So thankfully we’ve found a really tasteful way of doing it and a way that was works for us and works for a lot of other people. It’s definitely not a mathematical operation, it very much goes by feel.

TBS: Your music is super upbeat and fun to dance to, and it’s interesting because you’re from laid back Australia. Did that relaxed culture have an effect on the music you play now?

DW: I think it has an effect on our personalities, I don’t know whether musically it did. Our music is a reflection of the music that we love. When I was starting out and being really passionate about music was about when The Avalanches were doing shows in Australia and just before they did their first album was when I first met them and came into contact with them, and I found their music really uplifting and inspiring and really upbeat as well. It almost felt like that sensation musically was something that I would like to express as well, in Cut Copy. In our own way, we felt like we were doing the same thing.

TBS: You mention that The Avalanches were a big inspiration for you. What else inspires your music?

DW: I think it’s a unique combination of stuff, just being inspired by different areas of music, art, film, just different things

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The midwestern indie pop group Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin has got to be one of the most unappreciated groups in all of music, ever.

Okay, maybe not ever, but they definitely deserve more praise then they receive. They started playing music together in high school, way the hell back in 1999, and released their first album Broom in 2005 and have continued to generally put out upbeat, quality tunes. Their 4th studio album, Tape Club, is no exception.

Interestingly enough, the 26-track long album features nearly half of the Gwyn & Grace EP that was actually put out by the guys years before Broom. The 7-track Gwyn & Grace EP is a whole other subset of awesome for SSLYBY, so it was a surprise for me to hear some of those songs re-done on their latest album, finally showing off some of their amazing hidden songs from way back when.

The album starts off with a rendition of William Blake’s poem, “The Clod and the Pebble,” and the track is just as poignant and beautiful as the poem itself. The album continues to go on with Gwyn and Grace re-masters snuck in every so often but with plenty of solid new material as well. “Sweet

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Though SSLYBY dropped the ball on their previous studio release, they are back at it and as good as ever with Tape Club, adding to their collection of classic albums. I can only hope that these guys start to get more credit then they deserve, while still secretly hoping they stay underground to continue making awesome music.

Sounds Like: A really awesome secret that you don’t mind keeping to yourself.

Download: The Clod and the Pebble, Sweet Owl, Back in the Saddle Listen to it When: You want to walk around in your undies, or get it on, either way.

across the board. A lot comes from bands that we love. For instance Talking Heads, we listened to a lot of Talking Heads in making Zonoscope. It’s just a bit of a patchwork of our experiences and things that we’re inspired by and hopefully just our viewpoint in reinterpreting all of these things ends up being something unique even if really, at the end of the day, we’re just music fans.

TBS: Did you write the song “Need You Now” about somebody in particular?

DW: One morning I sort of wrote the basis of that track, and had some synths and some keyboards and a drum machine and just kind of penned out the whole thing while I was waiting for Tim and Ben to meet me at my house. And in the few hours that I was waiting for them I ended up putting that track together and doing some quick vocals that sort of fit with it. And, essentially, the vocals were as it appears in the final track, I didn’t change the lyrics at all. So it wasn’t specifically written about someone, it just came off the top of my head that morning. But it fit so well, I couldn’t bring myself to change it.

We tried a few alternatives but it just didn’t sound right.

TBS: Man, that’s awesome. That’s such a good song, and it’s cool that it kind of came out of nowhere.

DW: Yeah, and that’s one of the things I was worried about. I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a classic song but when you read about other people who’ve written classic songs often they say they do say it comes out of nowhere, or that the best songs happen really quickly and it’s almost as if it was meant to be.

TBS: What else do you like to do when you aren’t playing music?

DW: I like to get outdoors a bit, because I spend most of my time indoors when we’re touring. We have this thing we organized, before we started touring, where me, Mitchell and Ben from the band and various other musicians and DJs would play tennis against each other once a week. It got to the point that if there were touring bands or DJs that would be available, we’d get them to come down and play against us.

TBS: What other bands have you guys gotten to play tennis with you?

DW: We played against the guys from Franz Ferdinand when they were in Australia last, so that was pretty cool.

TBS: Who won?

DW: I think it was one set off, so we didn’t have a deciding set. They took the first set and we took the second, and I felt like we were going to come back and beat them, but it wasn’t on the scoreboard so it’s hard to say.

TBS: Drink of choice?

DW: These days I’ve been enjoying red wine before the show, I like a good Merlot. It’s nice, smooth, easy on the vocal cords and provides a good romantic, artistic vibe in the band room. Spirits can get you a little too wasted before the show.

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What Your Favorite Bar Says About You

predictions for most Overdone Costumes of 2011 10) Zombie: This year zombies replace vampires as the most generic, but still pretty cool costume (thanks to The Walking Dead). The world is ending pretty damn soon, so it makes sense.

You need to prepare for 2012, which is why you must make yourself look like a terrifying, diseased, dead person who staggers hungrily down Main Street, in search of food (tacos and humans).

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9) Jersey Shore Castmember: This is perfect for all you Bros and Guidettes out there who are just too hungover to throw together a costume. So maybe you were the same thing last year, but, uhh hello, it’s a new season. Now that the cast has spent some time in Italy, they have developed something new—a sense of culture and sensibility. So be classy and chug a bottle or two of wine in the bathroom. And go ahead and harass the guys at Margherita’s so you can get your late night Italian-style pizza.

For better or worse, your favorite bar says a lot more about you than you may think. This is a harsh reality folks, but if you tend to socialize in the same bar every other night, you begin to fit the mold. Luckily for us Athenians—and contrary to other SEC schools where ‘frat’ is the only stereotype—we get to choose what downtown scene to pour ourselves into. But beware—with this great freedom comes great responsibility.

Becoming a permanent staple at the wrong bar could severely tarnish your rep, so before you commit, you should first hear what your favorite bar says about you.

8) Nicki Minaj: “Super Bass” seems to be one of the most contagious songs, so why wouldn’t you want to be the the motherfuckin’ monster lady of the year? The Young Money singer knows how to “mack those dudes up,” and those who dress as her will too. Wig is most likely necessary, and a lollipop. Bottoms up.

Bourbon Street: Dancing on tables for your birthday, sharing fish bowls and beds with new friends, and scuffing up your cowboy boots with bar tar are all commonplace at Bourbon Street. Every Thursday night, after downing another Kamikaze, you realize that belting out “Semi-Charmed Life” with 75% of your freshmen class is pretty much the greatest thing ever, and drunkenly proclaim, “Bourbon is my home!”…until you move out of the dorms.

Whiskey Bent: Congratulations! You’ve graduated from Bourbon Street and ended up at the exact same bar. You’re still dancing on tables and kicking your cowboy boots up to George Strait, but in a whole new environment, because Bourbon was like, so frosh year. You love Whiskey because it’s comfortable.

Your entire pledge class is sure to make an appearance here on any given Thursday, which offers great opportunities for a sloppy, tearful “Oh my god girl I miss you so much get back in my life MEOW!” and loads of cute pics to post the next day.

7) William and Kate: For those of you lovebirds who enjoy being super adorable and making other people jealous, well now you can make everyone feel worse. Adorn yourself in fine jewels, flowing gowns and chivalrous suits and pretend every party is your very own Westminster Abbey or Buckingham Palace. Make everyone bow down to you or demand wedding toasts every 20 minutes. Once the champagne is flowing, recreate the wedding night, on a couch, in the basement, of a frat party. Extra points if you pull off a half decent accent.

federate flag tattoos adorned with crossing rifles. Owning a pair of jeans that doesn’t have wear from a dip can is socially unacceptable in your circle. You do cheers to ‘Amurrica!’ and pretend like you’re eating the peanuts so you can scope out girl’s asses at the bar. Girls that love General’s relate everything that happens with their boyfriends to a Taylor Swift song and dream of finding a nice southern gentleman exactly like their father, or ‘Pa’, as they’d likely refer to him. Incestuous?

Perhaps. But hey, that’s how we do it in the South, y’all.

“Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you’re not the stereotypical bar rat that we all know you are.”

The Loft: Pinpointing Loft regulars is a little bit difficult since the only lighting on the dance floor is a strobe light, but if one were trying to define them, one might say that the Loft has a relatively diverse crowd. Regardless of whether you’re black, brown, yellow, or purple you all have one thing in common: you’re going to wake up with little recollection of the night’s events. “Wait, was that a dream, or did I really ‘Move it like Bernie’ at the Loft with my lab partner last night?” Basically, your idea of a good time is taking blue shots and grinding with a lot of people you don’t know just yet but will soon be your best friends. Hey, different strokes for different folks.

General’s: Yee-haw! Put on your cowboy boots and tuck in your Guy Harvey undershirt ‘cause the boys are going drinkin’ tonight! If you’re a guy and your favorite bar is General’s, it’s safe to say that you think that any dude that doesn’t drive a lifted truck sucks. You and your frat bros have matching Con-

Max Canada’s: It’s hard for you to find time to drink between organizing protests at the Arch and shamelessly raiding Minx for the perfect vintage sweater, but hey, even hipsters get thirsty. A typical night out consists of ordering PBRs and discussing the impact of government on the new album of some band you’ve probably never heard of. After getting buzzed on microbrews and American Spirits, someone in your crew will inevitably bring up how much they detest the term “Hipster” and how they find inanimate objects to be “ironic.”

If you find yourself scratching your head and thinking “This isn’t like me… I’ve never…” Yes it is, and yes, you have. Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you’re not the stereotypical bar rat that we all know you are. But chin up, soldier. At least you know there are at least 100 other people that are just as redneck or schwasted or apathetic as you are!

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6) Something in a Box: Dear man who chooses to put his dick in a box this year, why? Sure, you might think you are so god damn funny, but it’s creepy. Nobody really does want to know what’s inside that box. I mean we have an imagination. Do yourself a favor, don’t do it.

5) Pregnant Beyonce (Plan B): Remember all those times you thought you were pregnant but you really weren’t? Well, thanks to the ultimate single lady who isn’t even single, you can now relive the traumas of pregnancy scares. And you’re Beyonce, so it’s cool to be pregnant. Every guy will want to be your irreplaceable baby’s daddy (Jay Z). Try to avoid a next-day hangover, which you might mistake for morning sickness. Ew. 4) Charlie Sheen: Those of you looking for a safe bet (a wholesome, fatherly figure), will definitely choose to be one of the most talked about men/drugs of the year. You can bounce around a party and say things like, “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” Spend your night being a drunken fool and no matter what you’ll end your night #winning and “allegedly” cheating on your significant other, with her corporate-slut, secretary friend.

3) Kim Kardashian: Many of you will feel comfortable putting on a sexy dress, glamming up with smokey eyes and being a bootylicious bitch. You may never be Kate Middleton, but you can still find yourself a husband (even with your life-threatening psoriasis).So go ahead and drink as much as you would like because no matter what you’ll end up crying and nobody will care. Just don’t let anyone find out about your scandalous sex tape.

2) Steve Jobs: Of course it’s way too soon, so at least 1 in 10 of you insensitive partiers will choose to be the former Apple CEO. For inspiration, gather up your iPhone 4s, Macbook Pro and iPod touch. Maybe even snack on camel apples until you turn into one. Each time you hear someone bitch about having to wait for the Iphone 5 to come out, take a drink.

1) Cat: Let’s face it. It’s the Thursday before Halloween, and you have to go out. It doesn’t matter that last year (and maybe the year before) you wore your cheetah dress with cat ears and stilettos and paraded around Athens “hissing” and “meowing” at innocent humans as some sort of cat/cheetah/sexy animal.

You’re out of creative ideas, and you need an excuse to get drunk, so add some whiskers and go ahead and drink so much that you’ll forget how uncreative and pathetic you may be.

SHOUT OUTS!

To the fool who threw the dead possum on my porch, you’ve got a dead raccoon coming your way.

Hood, enter in the mexicalli rap contest! You can’t lose if you’re the only participant!

Dear Pledges, I realize that being my bitch is hard, but there’s no reason why going through pledgeship should make you retarded. Literally? I hate you. Get your shit together. Now go wash my laundry. -The Brohans Dear left lane drivers, THIS IS GEORGIA. If you don’t drive at least 10 mph over the speed limit, you have no business holding up everyone else.

Get your ass over to the right lane where it belongs. Sincerely, A leadfooted driver

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SHOUT OUT OF THE WEEK Freshmen, I’m coming for you. Love, Fifteen @SassyGayDriver: Stay Sassy, My Friend.

83, we’ve been hoping you’d trip down the stairs for a year. Have a great Fall. 84.

To the ginger whose debit card I lost: Stop crying like a bitch. –NMP Leggings and Nike shorts, Y’all are an item again? Really?

To my Spanish midterm: Prepare to die.

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