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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Revisions to proposed HR redesign released

By Cheyenne Langkamp The Daily Cardinal

The University of WisconsinMadison released a revised version of the controversial Human Resources redesign plan Monday, which focuses on changes to enhance employee job security and further commit the university to continue considering campus input as the plan is implemented.

According to Bob Lavigna, redesign project team leader and director of Human Resources, the changes were based on feedback received from extensive campus engagement on the plan, which he said reached over 10,000 individuals since last spring.

Lavigna said the altered plan includes new components to increase job security for classified staff employees, which includes clerical and technical positions. These employees would be renamed “university staff” under the redesign.

These changes include a 30-day period in which classi-

fied staff who take a new position can return to a former position without penalty. The plan would also reinstate a policy that requires the university to find laid-off classified staff a similar position within the same division within a year.

Current classified staff member Gary Mitchell said these changes were a “step in the right direction,” but still said the lack of weight given to employee’s seniority rights would be a loss.

Additionally, Lavigna said his team made other small adjustments to the plan to further emphasize the importance of shared governance, especially regarding continued faculty, staff and student input as the implementation of the HR plan moves forward.

One change the plan would now require is that governance bodies be involved in the selection of a vendor to conduct a study that will serve as the basis for a comprehensive restructuring of the titles and compensa-

tion levels of employee positions.

“It was really a matter of emphasis to make sure that in all of the aspects of the plan it came through clearly that this would be something that we would implement in collaboration with all of the governance groups,” Lavigna said.

Other additions to the plan include a more formal emphasis that teaching and public service, as well as research, be considered in evaluating faculty compensation.

Sara Goldrick-Rab, sociology and educational policy studies professor and faculty senator, said this change is incredibly important to the plan, as faculty are often rewarded for being “research rockstars” but not “teaching rockstars.”

“I think the students should be very happy that the faculty pushed back and said ‘Hey, we want to be rewarded for teaching well,’” Goldrick-Rab said.

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SSFC approves modified ASM budget The Student Services Finance Committee approved a $1.2 million version of the Associated Students of Madison internal operating budget, which now faces approval by the Student Council, at its meeting Monday.

SSFC cut nearly $100,000 from the 2013-’14 budget initially approved by Student Council Nov.

7, with the largest cuts coming from Finance Committee travel and events grants.

Included in the budget are funds for Varsity Day, which would be used to bring prominent speakers to campus for an end of the academic year celebration event.

Although SSFC members proposed separate motions both

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SSFC Rep. David Vines said he supported allocating $60,000 in budget funds for an end of the year speaker event on campus.

to increase and decrease funding for Varsity Day, neither passed and the committee approved the same amount Student Council had passed two weeks ago for the event.

SSFC Representative David Vines said the $60,000 allocated to Varsity Day is reasonable.

“This gives us enough flexibility to get other [sponsors] involved to hopefully pitch in more money,” Vines said.

The committee also cut from funds ASM uses for its own operation, including training and orientation for members and a portion of salary funds for the press office.

Student Council representative David Gardner said the Council will likely discuss cuts SSFC made, particularly those to student council trainings, when it votes on the budget.

“I believe this was very much a compromise,” Gardner said.

“However, I do think there will be more conversation about the extent to which that compromise was reached at Student Council.”

Gardner added many Student Council representatives support training funds for Student Council members.

Student Council will vote on the budget at its Nov. 28 meeting.

—Meghan Chua

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Dan Savage, a syndicated sex columnist, answers questions submitted by UW students about sex and homosexuality Monday.

Columnist Dan Savage visits UW, talks sex

By Shannon Kelly The Daily Cardinal

Dan Savage, widely syndicated sex columnist and co-founder of the “It Gets Better” Project for the prevention of suicide among LGBT youth, spoke at Union South Monday night as part of the Wisconsin Union Directorate’s Distinguished Lecture Series.

Savage’s speech took place in the form of an hour-and-ahalf-long question-and-answer session with questions submitted anonymously by the audience beforehand, a style which he is well known for.

Perhaps equally well known is his frank and often irreverent approach to talking about sex, relationships and love. During his speech, this open approach kept the audi-

ence laughing as he answered questions ranging from how to introduce sex toys into a relationship to his opinion of “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

One message Savage highlighted was that people of all sexual orientations can benefit from creating a sexual environment that is safe, inclusive, non-judgmental and values sexual activity that both partners enjoy over activity that society has prescribed as the “real” way to have sex.

Savage said straight couples can learn from homosexuals about being more communicative about what they want during sex.

“We are better at sex because we communicate, because we are forced to communicate in a way

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UW-Madison student struck by car on West Johnson Street, fractures back A car hit a University of Wisconsin-Madison student while she was biking near East Campus Mall and West Johnson Street on her way to class Monday morning, leaving her hospitalized with a fractured back.

UW-Madison junior Stephanie Castillo, who is a reporter at The Daily Cardinal, said she was at the south end of West Johnson Street crossing toward East Campus Mall at approximately 9:45 a.m. when a car struck her.

Castillo said she was “somewhat in a hurry” when she crossed the intersection and entered the street when she observed most of the cars

were slowing down for a yellow light.

The Madison Fire Department responded to the scene, and she was transported to the University of Wisconsin Hospital by MFD paramedics, according to MFD spokesperson Lori Wirth.

UW-Madison junior Erick Diaz, who is Castillo’s boyfriend, said a nurse told him Castillo hit and shattered the windshield of the car, which was traveling at approximately 20 miles per hour.

Castillo told the paramedics to call Diaz while she was in the

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Awkward moments from the awkward life of an awkward child

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ards on the table, I might be the most awkward person in the world. My awkwardness isn’t even Michael Cera in “Arrested Development” funny, it’s more Michael Cera in real life sad. What I’m offering to you all today is the excruciatingly embarrassing vignettes that make up my life; enjoy my pain.

While telling my female passenger that males are superior to females when it comes to driving, I hit a parked car.

I had my first kiss while watching Jerry Seinfeld’s fantastic “Bee Movie.” Afterward, I apologized for the overuse of my tongue. My second kiss involved getting my and the girl’s braces stuck together for about two minutes. I never attempted to kiss a girl after that (not true, but it could be).

When I was 5, I went to the pediatrician because my parents thought I couldn’t hear well. The doctor then found a piece of corn inside my ear... to this day, I still have no idea how it got there.

When I was 8 I forgot I wasn’t at home and decided to pee in the school bathroom with my pants all the way down. A fellow classmate came in and immediately regretted his decision. I did too.

I called my third-grade teacher mom on two separate occasions (and no, my mother was not my teacher).

Did I mention the fact that my hands are either 1 Kelvin or clammier than Cloyster?

The first time I drank I threw up on the stairs twice on my way to the bathroom (yo be fair, a power hour plus shots of whiskey every 15 minutes is a bad idea for any novice).

After my eighth-grade girlfriend and I broke up, I would take an alternate route that would take me four minutes more to get to classes just so I didn’t have to see her. I did this for six months.

I dropped a class because there

was another Michael V. in the class. I can’t deal with that kind of pressure to be the better of the Michael V’s!

In high school, I ate shit so often outside when the snow fell that they nicknamed me “Snowfall.”

The best stories I tell are the ones that end with “and then I found five dollars.”

In middle school I told a kid on my bus that I had an iPod even though I didn’t, so I asked someone for their old iPod case and I cut out the picture of the iPod and glued it to a soap bar. Every morning after that I flashed the fake iPod at the kid and began to “listen” to my music. He didn’t suspect a thing.

Until like a day later when it was pretty apparent that I was using a soap bar.

My go-to pick-up line is “what kind of dinosaur would you want to be?” On the topic of dinosaurs, I onced called myself a “trans-reptilist” which means I’m genetically a human male but I feel like a velociraptor on the inside. During freshman year I would wear sun-tanning goggles and walk around the halls

acting like a raptor and scowl at all my fellow residents. This might all sound insane, but trust me, it is.

In the sixth grade I wrote a few love poems to a girl but never signed them. When I finally got the courage to actually talk to her some other guy took the credit. That’s okay because that’s the same year I found out about Cherry Garcia ice cream!

I broke up with a girl freshman year of high school by saying I was moving back to Russia and I couldn’t be bothered with petty relationships.

I then had every class with her next year. I explained it by saying, “yeah... sorry about that one.”

I traded my Blastoise card for a hug.

Okay, no more. You guys have enough ammo on me for the next hundred years or so. I’m sure there will be plenty more painful and embarrassing moments that I’ll have to remind myself about everytime I try to fall asleep. Until then, I’m gonna go cry in my bed.

Have a totes awks moment to top Michael’s? Tell him at mvoloshin@wisc.edu.

The dark side of Black Fridays past: Furbies Jaime Brackeen bracks on bracks on bracks

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hanksgiving is almost here, but let’s be real, despite the savory qualities of grandma’s homemade pumpkin pie, for many people, T-giving is just a carboloading pregame for the real event: Black Friday.

Once the last of the yams are jammed into a Tupperware container and everyone’s been sent home with the final shreds of turducken or whatever the kids are eating these days, Americans will refocus their saliva glands to drool with glassyeyed awe at the fluorescent-lighted aisles of Targets, Macy’s and Best Buys across the country.

No part of these United States is entirely immune to the temptation of a tactical transaction. From sea to shining sea, all will cast aside their differences after a particularly mud-slathered election season and difficult fiscal year to join together once more on this most sanctified and economy-bolstering day of the holiday season this coming Friday.

Last year on this auspiciously named event, enough Americans roused themselves from their tryptophan stupors in the wee hours of a nippy November morning to spend over $11.4 billion, according to a New York Times report, the same year over 1.4 million Americans filed for bankruptcy. Yet, the denizens of the U-S-of-A were still willing to shell out, on average, about $400 a person the day after Thanksgiving because, goddamnit, what are they going to do without a third pair of knockoff Uggs when they’re on sale for only $10.95???

Oh, there’s no place like WalMart for the holidays.

Now, I’ve never had the misfortune of participating in Black Friday, but I’ve reaped the rewards of the spoils obtained by my mother for

several years. For Christmas ’97 I received a Tamagotchi, a miniature, golden egg of Japanese manufacturing that I brought to first grade show and tell upon my return from winter break. My glee at showing off this keychain-sized status symbol nearly matched the hubris I harbored the day I learned to tie my shoes by myself about two years earlier.

But come on; what even is a Tamagotchi? From what I remember it’s some robot/alien hatchling that moves back and forth on a one inch by one inch screen pooping itself and dying a lot. Yet with a price range of $10-15 these suckers flew off the shelves and all of my friends got one, too.

Sure, some might argue it has the redeeming quality of teaching children how to care for another “living” creature without the risk of accidentally starving the family dog to death.

But the impacts of neglect seem significantly lessened when pushing the little rubber button on the back of an egg let you bury your first Tamagotchi with little ceremony and start anew with a little baby hatchling.

Perhaps (OK definitely) an even worse pseudo-living toy came to me but a year later in 1998 when Furbies hit the shelves and rocked everyone’s world. I’m not sure how Tiger Electronics managed to make them so appealing in the build-up to Black Friday, but I really, really wanted one. How swiftly things can change.

A Furby is probably the creepiest toy ever made by mankind ranking just ahead of a Jack-inthe-box (clowns pop out and shriek at children when they’re least expecting it) and getting your child a Chuckie doll. I cannot tell you the level of disturbing I experienced with this “hamster/ owl-like creature,” as Wikipedia so accurately describes it.

First of all, it has no off switch.

The number of nights I woke up in a sweat because my Furby would pop its blank and staring eyes open at random hours and begin mumbling to itself in its special

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language, Furbish, far surpasses the number of fingers I have on my hands. But it gets worse. After a while, Furbish started sounding a lot more like “shit” and “kill.”

I’m not joking, my Furby started swearing and threatening me in between bursts of “nyoo loo loo doopy do.” Do you know how scary that is for a 9 year old?

I know it was possible to train them to say “hello,” so perhaps some of my grade school friends had fun playing a trick on me by teaching my fuzzy Furby to be creepier than normal. But frankly, I feel lucky that weird ball of fur and plastic didn’t strangle me in my sleep. Fun fact though: They’re back! At $66, Furbies are about to make a terrifying and inexplicable resurgence this year, with the new bonus feature of glowing LED eyes.

Pick your deity, but may they please save us all.

The list of toys and gadgets goes on (like when I got a Giga Pet—a toy equally poopy and die-y as a Tamagotchi but this time in dog form), but I can barely remember most of the others. Which means what I think we can take away from this article, if nothing else, is that most of what people are buying on Black Friday is a load of crap.

(Not to sound like an ungrateful

brat, mom, but let this reinforce my statement that I really don’t want anything for Christmas this year besides cookies and hot cocoa).

Granted, I’ve received a few presents that have kept my interest that I know were Black Friday purchases. But my favorite gifts every year usually end up being my stocking stuffers of new underwear, socks, chewing gum and an iTunes gift card. Though we might note: When I was little and couldn’t play with friends for the day ,my grandpa used to give me a tennis ball and tell me to throw it against a wall to play catch by myself. This is what I did for fun as a child. Perhaps I’m not the best representation of what today’s average American wants.

I know some “Door Buster” deals are too good to resist when you’ve had your eye on that DSLR camera or fancy new tablet for months and the price is finally in your range. But I beg you: Tell your friends, tell your wives—please shop with discretion; ask yourself “Do I really need this?” before purchasing those gold skinny jeans you’ll only wear on New Year’s Eve. Oh yeah, and boycott Furbies because those things are creepy as balls.

Sincerely regret a Black Friday purchase? Commiserate with Jaime at JBrackeen@dailycardinal.com.

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Former Walker aide sentenced in ‘John Doe’ investigation Former aide to Gov. Scott Walker Kelly M. Rindfleisch was sentenced to three months in jail and three years’ probation Monday for illegal campaigning on behalf of Walker in 2010, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Rindfleisch pleaded guilty to felony misconduct in October after being accused of conducting campaign business using a secret computer system while working for then County Executive Walker at his

Milwaukee office.

During s e nt e n c i n g, Assistant District Attorney Bruce Landgraf presented emails between Rindfleisch and members of Walker’s campaign staff that were gathered during a “John Doe” investigation in which investigators took computers from Rindfleisch’s home and office.

Landgraf said Walker was among those who exchanged campaign emails, but the investigation did not target him.

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The Associated Students of Madison Legislative Affairs Committee looks into possible strategies Monday to increase campus entertainment options for students between 18 and 20 years old.

ASM aims to expand city entertainment A student government committee met Monday to discuss upcoming plans for expanding entertainment options on campus for the 18+ crowd.

The Associated Students of Madison Legislative Affairs Committee will work to improve entertainment options on campus for those between 18 and 20, following the results of a survey conducted earlier this year.

According to ASM Press Director David Gardner, the survey asked students if they felt there were enough venues on campus catering toward the 18-20 age range and many respondents said there were not.

“A significant amount of students said that there was really

no option they felt was available for them because a lot of the places they could go to were 21+ or they were too far off campus,” Gardner said.

Gardner said as a result of these findings, committee members want to collaborate with the city to explore possible options to fill this void.

Legislative Affairs Committee Vice Chair Rachel Lepak said results from the ASM student survey reinforce the importance of the 18+ Campaign’s goals as 91 percent of those surveyed believe that entertainment on this campus is targeted to those 21 and over.

“As a student representative, this affects half of our campus,” Lepak said. “We want to give stu-

dents alternate activities.”

Lepak, who is spearheading the campaign, reported to the committee on her recent meetings with Alds. Scott Resnick, Dist. 8, and Mike Verveer, Dist. 4, as well as City Food and Alcohol Policy Coordinator Mark Woulf, saying they advise the campaign to target new businesses because older businesses might be concerned about changing their customer base and losing customers.

According to Gardner, the next step in the campaign will be for Legislative Affairs Committee members to lobby city officials at the next Alcohol Licensing Review Committee meeting Nov. 26.

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Walker discusses plans for tax, education reform Speaking at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum in Simi Valley, Calif., Friday, Gov. Scott Walker indicated he has major tax and education reforms planned for Wisconsin in the second half of his four-year term, including performance-based funding for schools in the UW System.

The Wisconsin governor, who has been mentioned by some as a potential presidential candidate in 2016, was invited to speak at the Reagan Presidential Library after his victory in June’s historic recall election.

Walker told the packed room he wants to continue Wisconsin’s economic success by giving more money to small businesses and

entrepreneurs, cutting property taxes and implementing an “aggressive” income tax reduction, according to video footage of the event.

“We believe we can continue to be one of the leaders in the country not just in reform but ultimately in results,” Walker said.

Walker also said he wants to reform education to encourage students to study in fields like manufacturing, health care and information technology, which are areas he said lack skilled workers.

The audience laughed when Walker quoted Jeb Bush, who said, “We shouldn’t be paying for butts in seats, we should be paying for results.”

Walker said the reforms would tie additional state education funding to performance, motivating technical colleges and universities to implement and improve programs in these areas.

The Walker administration began issuing evaluations this year to K-12 schools to assess their performance and wants to expand to technical colleges and universities as well to hold them similarly accountable.

He also said the state will continue to make private and charter schools more easily accessible for children regardless of their background because every child deserves a “world-class education.”

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happened “really fast.”

“I sort of remember being above the ground and then all of a sudden I was on the ground,” Castillo said. “It hurt, but it wasn’t excruciating pain.”

Castillo said a spinal sur-

geon will check her back Tuesday. An orthopedic surgeon resident told her Monday it is unlikely she will need surgery, although she will need to wear a back brace indefinitely.

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cate. Savage called for a continuation of the fight for rights in all areas where homosexuals are oppressed, both in America— especially in regards to discrimination against same-sex military couples—and in other countries, like Jamaica, where violence against queer people is used to make a statement against first-world nations.

“Even if we get to a place where we’ve won full civil equality, there will still be a fight,” Savage said.

Savage answered questions for the rest of his speech and promised to publish several of the questions he did not have time to answer in a special Wisconsin edition of his “Savage Love” column in coming months.

ambulance, and he met her at the hospital.

Castillo also said she does not remember hitting the windshield and said the crash

savage from page 1 that straight people aren’t forced to,” Savage said. “Many straight people do communicate, but all queer people are compelled to.

And nothing makes sex better than good communication.”

Questions also addressed topics pertinent to Savage’s experience as a political advo-

State Street music store to close in December after 24 years in Madison The Exclusive Company, a music store that has occupied a storefront on the 500 block of State Street for the last 24 years, will close its doors in December.

General and Marketing Manager Stephanie Huff said Madison Property Management increased rent at the company’s location at 508 State St., which is now too high for the store to pay.

“The Exclusive Company in Madison has been an institution.”

Stephanie Huff manager The Exclusive Company

Huff also said the store made a deal with MPM that it would

not have to pay the increased rent until a new client wishes to rent the space.

Another business is interested in the location, which is why The Exclusive Company is moving, according to Huff, although she did not mention a specific company.

Exclusive is looking to open a new location in downtown Madison or the east side of the city, although they “don’t want to rush,” according to Huff.

Huff said The Exclusive Company’s absence from the downtown will change the landscape of State Street and many customers will miss the music store and its in-store performances and midnight sales.

“The Exclusive Company in Madison has been an institution,” Huff said. “College students [from the last 24 years] remember shopping there.”

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The Exclusive Company, 508 State St., will close in December because the store cannot pay increased rent payments.

hr plan from page 1 “The students should be pushing for that so that more of us will focus on teaching well.”

The Faculty Senate is set to take a formal stand on the plan at its Dec. 3 meeting, before the Board of Regents votes on the plan Dec. 7.

Mitchell said there are plans

to bring additional input from campus to the Board’s meeting.

“We don’t want anybody to believe that we think this is the end of the road,” Mitchell said.

“We think this is an important part that we’ve gone down here, but we’re not done yet.”

If approved by the Board, the plan will move to the state legislature for final review.

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fter months of salivating over HD footage of their favorite Nintendo characters, millions of fanboys lined up early Sunday to get their hands on the Wii U. As the first release in the next generation of consoles, (Microsoft and Sony will likely follow suit next fall) Nintendo has a year head start to solidify its software lineup and convince consumers that the Wii U is the must have hardware of the new console lifecycle.

Instead of reflecting on the Wii’s legacy, I’m going to peer into the blinding red lights of my Virtual Boy prognosticator and detail the future of Nintendo’s newest console.

The Wii U’s release date acts as a fairly good indicator of its possible future. Coming out a year before its anticipated console brethren, everything about the unit seems to indicate it may be perpetually caught in limbo.

Touting similar graphical power to the Xbox 360 and PS3 will help keep costs down, but in the long

run, may hinder the Wii U’s software lineup significantly.

Early reports say some Wii U ports look choppier than the same release on consoles that are upward of six years old at this point. Gamers oftentimes flock toward Nintendo consoles because of their exclusive firstparty content, but the third party lineups are pitiful at best. If Microsoft and Sony severely cut the price of their current consoles, gamers would have the opportunity to get similar experiences to the Wii U at a lower price point, a larger install base and a more stable online network. Additionally, it’s unclear if next-generation projects such as “Star Wars 1313” or the “Agni’s Philosophy” demo will be able to run on the Wii U at all or simply with less graphical fidelity.

Their online Nintendo Network is also troubling. Nintendo’s online services have always paled in comparison to those of Sony and Microsoft, but Nintendo promised a complete overhaul for the Wii U. This reworking appears to still lag far behind Nintendo’s competitors. It bothers me that only select games have chat and that Nintendo decided to allow third parties to institute their own online services.

Although this will allow more flexibility than the Draconian Xbox Live rules, it articulates Nintendo isn’t confident enough in their own ability to create a proprietary network that could provide some sense of conformity. The message system is intriguing however, (despite Nintendo’s decision to monitor all posts) and at its best could function similarly to “Demon’s Souls.”

Despite the obvious issues I see possibly plaguing the Wii U in the future, it’s not all doom and gloom for Nintendo’s console. Though it may sound asinine, the prospect of playing any of Nintendo’s fantastic franchises in HD is an incredibly appealing concept for many gamers. Not only did the Wii’s lack of impres-

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sive software turn off many hardcore gamers, but graphics snobs also had a hard time dealing with regular definition in an age where HD is the standard.

Although many of Nintendo’s practices seem archaic, the company is always looking for the next great innovation that will keep it ahead of the curve. Last generation they gambled with motion controls; conceptually it seemed ridiculous, but it was undoubtedly a success (partially due to a recession) and helped catapult the industry into mainstream culture in the same way “Rock Band” and “Guitar Hero” did during the same period.

Nintendo hopes its next success will be the gamepad, a less

risky proposition, but one that has the potential to significantly enhance gameplay. The ability to shift your game from the television to the gamepad along with an exclusive screen for quicker item management are only some initial concepts. Ultimately, it will be up to the developers to create even more unique innovations, something that never materialized with the Wii. With what is certain to be my incredibly accurate outlook based entirely on conjecture drawing to a close, my final prediction is that the Wii U will ultimately lose the next console war to both Microsoft and Sony. Although it won’t be a failure as colossal as the Gamecube, it’s difficult to believe the Wii U will garner the casual audience that allowed the Wii to win its generation.

However, I would have had a similarly pessimistic attitude about the Wii when it launched in 2006, and that console ended up blowing expectations out of the water. With my words now immortalized in print, I’ll be preparing myself to eat crow two years from now if the Wii U proves me wrong.

Have any next-generation predictions for Adam? Send them to arparis@wisc.edu

A familiar take on new ‘lullabies’ To read or not to read?

By Michael Schuerman The Daily Cardinal

ALBUM REVIEW

lullabies bell monks In the 21st century, most artists already have a perfectly designed genre to describe their band’s music. Adding the suffix “core” and the prefix “post” can instantly place any obscure or underground act into a pre-determined niche.

Post-hardcore, grindcore, postpunk, post-punk revival and even the hilariously named post-blues (this is a real thing, I am not making this up) are among the myriad of ridiculous examples of sound identification today. This brings the discussion to another baffling style: slowcore.

Slowcore acts began gaining significant momentum at the turn of the early ’90s. While many artists were channeling the more aggressive themes of the recently forgotten punk era, slowcore bands focused more on slow tempos, hazy vocals and lyrical content that made you want to turn off the lights and have a good cry. Bands that perfected this style at the turn of the decade are now considered visionaries. Talk Talk’s 1991 masterpiece Laughing Stock and Red House Painter’s 1992 debut Down Colorful Hill are now considered essentials to understanding this movement and

were major stepping stones to future ideas such as dream pop (and you thought I was done).

The problem with slowcore, however, is the genre itself. Its basic elements don’t lend themselves to further creativity. Only a handful of albums overcome this barrier. Thus, this history lesson of slowcore ends as the focus now shifts to bell monks’ 2010 debut, lullabies.

Madison-based quintet bell monks describe their sound as “music for the fog on nights that stretch into dawns, combining simple humming lines with swirling textures.” This couldn’t describe lullabies more perfectly, as the album sends its listener into a whirlwind of emotion and ambient sounds.

The band truly understands its influences, typified by their acute sense of instrumentation and vocal harmonies.

Listeners are immediately drawn in by the slow, yet driving beat of “a collar and a chain.” Eric Sheffield’s distinct baritone voice quietly mutters seemingly indecipherable phrases. “Calling” is the first understood word as the rest of the track sets up the quick transition to “among the stars.”

The change is jarring yet welcomed as the song guides the listener with irregular drumbeats and the brief taps of a faint marimba. It is at this point where one starts to think, “This might be the greatest piece of music in existence.”

Sadly, no other songs on the record exemplify this. The album goes on to repeat similar melodies heard within the first two songs and taps into previously explored ideas from early slowcore bands. “Brittle hands” sounds like it could eas-

ily be on a Red House Painter’s B-side collection. “Solace” and “space” provide comforting sounds, yet it is hard to listen to them without being reminded of Brian Eno’s shockingly named Ambient series.

The light at the end of the tunnel is “as the sun comes up,” a brilliant seven-minute piece that is a whirlwind of cataclysmic buildups and releases. The song breathes new life into the now battered, beaten and almost fully broken genre of slowcore.

That is NEVER the question (on Wednesdays).

[Lullabies] sends its listener into a whirlwind of emotion and ambient sounds.

It’s a shame the rest of the album doesn’t live up to these amazing and beautiful tracks.

Yet, can one blame bell monks?

Absolutely not. The problem lies within the parameters of the genre set out by aforementioned ’90s groups. As previously stated, slowcore’s basic elements provide little innovation for future bands.

All that can be said about lullabies is that it is a valiant effort to try and bring new hope to this long-forgotten era of music. However, the record falls short of the greatness achieved by the revered pioneers of slowcore. Will artists such as bell monks continue to try? Yes. Will they succeed?

Very doubtful. But lullabies is certainly an indicator that maybe, just maybe, something great can happen in the lost world of slowcore.

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Mike Brost opinion columnist

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his past summer, myriad University of Wisconsin students worked as unpaid interns at business firms, financial institutions, media corporations, bureaucracies and elected officials’ offices. Hopefully, dedicated interns will gain valuable work experience and a reliable reference that they can utilize when searching for another job. What they certainly will not gain from their internship, however, is compensation for their work.

In recent years, the number of unpaid internships—and the popularity of them among college students—has proliferated due, in part, to the Great Recession, which made unpaid internships more appealing to struggling businesses.

But some employers have turned to unpaid internships to maximize profit by relegat-

ing menial labor, which provides no educational benefit.

Under the Fair Labor Standards Act—which the United States Department of Labor enforces— these unpaid internships are illegal. Still, violations persist.

Despite the fact that many unpaid internships are enriching, federal law should prohibit all unpaid internships.

Some unpaid interns work 12-hour workdays doing what essentially amounts to running errands for their employers’ office, which is hardly an enriching experience for any intern, paid or unpaid. Some of these exploited interns have sought recourse by suing their employers for unfair and ostensibly illegal employment practices.

It’s clear that unpaid internships that provide no educational benefit to participating interns shouldn’t be and technically aren’t legal, although

employers are rarely cited for exploitive and thus illegal unpaid internships. It is less clear why unpaid internships that do provide an educational benefit to their interns should be abolished too.

Internships provide invaluable work experience and have become quasi-compulsory résumé-builders that play an integral role in the advancement of one’s career. Despite the fact that many unpaid internships are enriching, federal law should prohibit all unpaid internships. Income inequality in America—especially over the past few decades—has grown markedly, while economic mobility—that is, the ability of an individual to improve (or lower) their economic status— has declined.

Unpaid internships accentuate the trend of growing income inequality and diminished economic mobility. For students from well-to-do families, the benefits of unpaid internships are clear: practical on-the-job experience, exposure to working in an office environment and, not least of all, important

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networking connections.

For students from households with average or belowaverage incomes, however, accepting an unpaid internship comes with significant opportunity costs. These students have already forgone wages to attend college. In addition to missing out on potential income while at school, accepting an unpaid internship requires students to forgo wages that could be used to pay for their college education, pay off student debt, or even be used for spending money. What’s more, unpaid internships oftentimes displace entry-level paid positions at businesses, resulting in higher rates of unemployment for recent college graduates entering the workforce. Lawmakers from President Barack Obama to Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., have expressed concern over rising income inequality and eliminating unpaid internships would be an important step to mitigate income inequality.

Another important loophole in the Fair Standards Labor Act exempts government entities from a scrupulous six-part test

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for legal unpaid internships that the private sector must work in accordance to. In a day and age when Congress’ approval rating is laughably small, eliminating the government’s exemption from the law would be a step toward restoring Americans’ confidence in Washington.

The time has come to end unpaid internships. The Fair Labor Standards Act, which was enacted in 1938, is antiquated, ambiguous and arbitrarily enforced. In instances of employers exploiting their unpaid interns by making them perform menial labor with no real educational benefit, eliminating unpaid internships and enforcing the law would ensure equal pay for equal work. For those who do not come from well-to-do families, eliminating unpaid internships would ensure equal access to important career advancement opportunities, mitigating and hopefully reversing the worrying trend of growing income inequality and diminished economic mobility in America.

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UW-Madison needs to cut ties with the fossil fuel industry noah phillips opinion columnist

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here are noble reasons to be proud of being a Badger. The UW-Madison has a rich legacy of student activism. We protested during the Vietnam Era in the ’60s. We fought against attacks on collective bargaining two winters ago.

In the ’70s, we led the charge against apartheid.

Many of us are probably unfamiliar with apartheid. It was ending in the years around our birth, before we could be criticized for not paying proper attention to worldly affairs.

Apartheid was an extremely caustic, offensive and immoral form of government in South Africa which was explicitly based on the premise of white minority rule. Though the country’s economy was utterly dependent on cheap black migrant labor, the government had made it illegal for those classified as “black” to own property anywhere but the very meanest stretches of land in the region. The system was designed to keep Africans down and dependent. Black schools got one-sixth of the amount of funding as white schools to teach six times as many students. The apartheid government imprisoned or exiled those who organized against it. The movement intensified, both within South Africa and internationally when the apartheid government shot 69 unarmed protesters in a 1960 event known as the Sharpeville Massacre. Most of those killed were shot in the back.

Meanwhile, 8,700 miles

away in Madison, our Badger fore-bearers realized that they too were implicated in the perpetuation in this most unjust of governments. The university had millions of dollars of its endowment and pension money invested in companies with ties to the South African regime.

Therefore, Badgers reasoned, students in Madison were not innocent of the atrocities being committed so far away.

There are moral dimensions to financial relationships. We vote with our dollars. In this system of global exchange, when you buy a commodity, like a sweatshirt manufactured in a sweatshop in China or a computer made from materials obtained through war and conflict in the Congo, you are reinforcing the social relationships that go into making that product. Investing in a company that oppresses others carries an even more direct burden of responsibility. With an investment you are purchasing part ownership in the injustice and, even more, are hoping to profit off of it. Divestment, therefore, isn’t activism. It doesn’t actively seek to end injustice.

It seeks instead to cease passively enabling the injustice in the first place. Student antiapartheid organizers, rightly, sought to cleanse their own consciences first.

Students, it seems, are activists by nature. We’re hot blooded. Our minds, already aflame with learning and scholarship, explode at the injustices in the world we seem to perceive so much clearer than older generations. We are just coming into our own as individuals, as leaders, as wide-awake people in a world that is always changing and which seems to offer every new generation a fresh fight, a new

unprecedented struggle. We’ve got enough adolescent energy left to be passionate, spontaneous, irreverent; enough youthfulness to perceive the urgency of what we are about. But we’re adult enough to be aware of the consequences of our own action or inaction, to think critically and problem solve.

In other words, no one in history has been as well equipped as you or I, or has had such an interest or imperative, to take action on climate change. We know what’s going on, we know what causes it and we understand the implications in a way even those professors and celebrities who explained it to us can’t. We know that, like apartheid, climate change will not wreak the same damage upon everybody. It will fall upon humanity’s shoulders unevenly. Those in the world who are the most vulnerable will be the most affected. They may lose their homes like many have due to Hurricane Sandy.

They may lose their livelihoods like many farmers did in Wisconsin during this summer's drought. Many lives will be lost. Climate change will put

in place, and is putting in place, a world of separation between the lives of our parents and the lives of our children; it will enforce a new, harsh ecological reality propped up by our economic institutions.

Ultimately, the students at UW-Madison who organized against apartheid won. By 1978 the City of Madison, Dane County and the University of Wisconsin had severed all corporate ties with South Africa.

The UW was the largest institution, before or after, to divest from the regime. And, in the early ’90s, as we were being born, apartheid ended.

However, UW is now invested in climate change. Our professors’ well-deserved pensions are paid partially from the revenues of the fossil fuel industry. Accordingly, any positive activism we do surrounding climate change, sustainability or environmentalism must be accompanied by a crucial push for divestment or else we’re simply betting against ourselves. We just opened an Office of Sustainability. We have a wide variety of departments, classes and programs which highlight the dangers and moral hazards of

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climate change. As an institution, we must put our money where our mouth is.

Unity College and Hampshire College, both small New England liberal arts colleges, have been the first in the country to divest from the fossil fuel industry. Within the past few days, a student government-sponsored referendum at Harvard had 73 percent approval to divest. And students at UW-Madison are once again entering the fray, answering the call. A new group has formed on campus called Climate Action 350. I recently attended one of its meetings and I can tell you that the group has all the bright-eyed determination and grit it will take to get this movement off the ground. UW-Madison students were part of a long struggle which eventually was successful in toppling apartheid. Join the struggle to cut ties with the backward fossil fuel industry, as well.

Noah is a sophomore majoring in history of science and community and nonprofit leadership.

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Today’s Sudoku

Thanksgiving meal over dining hall food

Evil Bird

By Caitlin Kirihara kirihara@wisc.edu

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Eatin’ Cake Classic

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Solution, tips and computer program available at www.sudoku.com.

Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9.

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Today’s Crossword Puzzle

By Steven Wishau wishau@wisc.edu

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SWEET SOMETHIN’ ACROSS 1 Fathers’ garments 5 Fixes, as a carnival game 9 Places for crow’snests 14 Hanger material 15 Polish a Time piece?

16 Worship 17 Word before “singer” or “guitar” 18 Highly rated 19 Eyelashes 20 Place that makes sweet stuff?

23 Little bit of liquor 24 “Pardon ___ dust” (renovation sign) 25 ___ du Flambeau, Wis. 28 Pass out cards 31 Overturn, as a government 36 “It’s a pity!”

38 Feverish chill 40 Doesn’t just want 41 Some Steinways 44 Acid in proteins 45 Extreme anger 46 Gift wrapper’s roll 47 Sgt. or cpl.

49 Pirates rivals 51 Hardly too strict 52 Hoover, for one 54 Bill stamp 56 It has fragrant, tubular flowers

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Place to call home “The ___ Ranger” Grasp Cheese choice Lightly burn Ho-ho-ho time Mexican mister Emulates kangaroos Without much fat

DOWN 1 Punch tools 2 In ___ of (replacing) 3 Boast 4 Passenger vehicle 5 Come into view again 6 Object of pagan worship 7 Lollobrigida or Gershon 8 “Mad Men” extra 9 It’s often paired with cheese 10 Mine access 11 Recital numbers 12 Group of three 13 Hollywood’s Penn 21 Get ___ of (eliminate) 22 “The boy king” 25 With whom Jacob contracted to marry Rachel 26 Famous San Antonio mission 27 Log home 29 Jelly for germs

30 Word before “module” or “landscape” 32 It’s in the bog 33 Like some colonies or codes 34 Parkinson’s disease drug 35 County abutting London 37 Out of ___ (not harmonizing) 39 Upper hand 42 Big name in tires 43 Street vendors, e.g.

48 Kettle and Joad 50 Take action against 53 Landscaper’s covering 55 Anti-knock fuel 56 Witches 57 Pastoral woodwind 58 Thing in grammar class 59 Taro corm 60 Small salmon 61 Word attached to “sack” 62 No gentleman, he 63 First name in jazz legends 64 Garden of the Bible

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loss against No. 3 Minnesota (4-2-2, 7-2-2).

At Monday’s press conference, head coach Mike Eaves fielded questions about the most obvious hindrance in his team’s game right now: offensive production.

“Part of that is missing the people we are in terms of production,” Eaves said. “I think you take junior forward [Mark] Zengerle out of there and [freshman forward] Nic Kerdiles, and what we’ve done is we have different chemistry up front.”

Eaves admitted that upon watching the video replay of this weekend’s series, the lack of connecting passes and a steady offensive system was obvious, something he plans to address in this week’s practices.

“We’re going to go back,” Eaves said.

“We’re going to work on our skill. We’re going to go over our system details, and we’re quite frankly going to skate a little bit to make sure that we’re covering all our bases so that we’re not leaving anything to doubt.”

Eaves is also hoping a little line shuffling will jump-start the offense, moving junior forward Tyler Barnes and sophomore forward Brendan Woods up a line.

Hopefully for Wisconsin, the change gives the Badgers the spark they need to start finding the back of the net, as the Minnesota State Mavericks (1-5-0, 3-5-2) come to Madison for a postThanksgiving matchup starting Friday night at 7 p.m.

After winning six consecutive games, the Wisconsin women’s hockey team (4-42 WCHA, 8-4-2 overall) was handed a 3-1 loss against Ohio State (8-4, 10-4) Saturday following a 4-2 victory Friday. The Badgers will be back at LaBahn arena following the Thanksgiving holiday to take on the St. Cloud State Huskies (2-8-0, 4-9-1) in a weekend afternoon series beginning Friday.

Head coach Mark Johnson spoke with the media Monday about his team’s performance against Ohio State.

“We scored a couple of shorthanded goals, scored on a penalty shot and ended up doing a real nice job in special teams to win the game,” Johnson said when discussing Friday night’s game. Saturday night, however, was a different scenario.

“We weren’t able to capitalize on our opportunities. When we have a setback, it usually is we’re not able to get the puck on a regular basis,” Johnson said.

With the slight setback behind them, the Badgers will look to hop back on the winning train this weekend, something Johnson knows his team can do.

“I’m proud of the way the team has competed,” he said. “They’re a group that practices hard, and for the most part, have given themselves a chance to win every game.”

Wisconsin will be without junior forward Brittany Ammerman, who is unable to practice or compete due to injury. The first game against St. Cloud State begins 2 p.m. Friday.

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Junior guard Ben Brust leads Wisconsin in rebounding this season with over eight boards per game. Brust has recorded two double-doubles through three games.

Badgers host Presbyterian Final tune-up before No. 14 Creighton

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Winners of five of their last six, the Badgers will look to get back on their hot streak this weekend when WCHA rival St. Cloud State visits LaBahn Arena.

The Wisconsin men’s basketball team (2-1 overall) will have a quick turnaround from its 73-40 win over Cornell Sunday when it hosts Presbyterian (0-3) Tuesday at the Kohl Center.

The Badgers turned the ball over an uncharacteristically high 16 times against the Big Red. Associate head coach Greg Gard said that number is much too high, no matter who Wisconsin is playing.

“Fortunately you’re able to be that insecure with the ball and still pull out a win,” Gard said. “A lot of times that won’t happen.”

While ball security was an issue for the Badgers, they got another stellar performance from junior guard Ben Brust, who recorded 18 points, 12 rebounds, four assists and just one turnover en route to his second double-double of the season.

Brust, who Gard said has predominately been a standstill shooter at Wisconsin, attempted just four threepoint field goals Sunday. The season is early, but the junior has used more

dribble-penetration than he did in his first two seasons.

“He’s definitely taken a major step this past year in terms of the confidence to put it on the floor, to make things happen,” Gard said. “We obviously need to continue to have him develop and lead this group because he’s now the most experienced guard in the backcourt we have.”

The 6-foot-1 Hawthorn Woods, Ill., native has also been a force on the glass for the Badgers this season, leading the team with over eight rebounds per game. Brust said his rebounding success hasn’t been complicated: He simply has a knack for where the ball will bounce off the rim.

“After that, it’s all about who wants it more,” he said.

Wisconsin’s depth could pose problems for a Presbyterian team that has used a six-man rotation through three games this season. Sophomore guard Jordan Downing leads the Blue Hose in scoring at 12.7 points per game.

The Badgers’ matchup against the Blue Hose will be their final tune-up game before heading west for the Las Vegas Invitational, where they will play No. 14 Creighton and either Arizona State or Arkansas.

Tuesday’s tip is set for 7 p.m.

Big Ten making the wrong decision to add Maryland, Rutgers matt masterson master’s degree

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top me if you’ve heard this one before: The Big Ten is expanding. Wait, didn’t it just add Nebraska to make an even 12-team conference, complete with two divisions and a championship game? If you thought that would be enough, it looks like you were sorely mistaken.

News broke Saturday that the Big Ten was deep in discussions to add the University of Maryland from the ACC as the conference’s 13th team in 2014.

Monday morning Maryland made it official and voted to join the Big Ten, and it is believed that Rutgers—currently in the Big East—will follow suit Tuesday, giving the conference 14 total teams.

This begs two questions: 1.)

Does this mean we finally get to change the name of the conference—Big “Ten” doesn’t really do

it justice, now does it? And more importantly, 2.) Why? In what way does this make sense for any side involved?

These moves will end up being a lose-lose situation for everyone involved.

The Big Ten has come to be seen as a mediocre power conference in football this season. One would hardly think that commissioner Jim Delany envisioned a four-loss Badger team in the conference’s championship game, and outside of Madison, the idea of Wisconsin playing in the Rose Bowl probably doesn’t sound too exciting for most fans.

Adding these two teams hardly helps make the Big Ten look any better in that capacity.

Last September, Delany told The New York Times, “We thought a lot about 12 to 14 [teams], and the 16 when we had the opportunity last year. ... Our view, really, is that it’s about quality and not quantity.”

Really, Jim? So now, just one year later, adding these two schools is an attempt to increase

the quality of the Big Ten? Good luck selling that to fans.

Tom Dienhart of the Big Ten network points out that Maryland is 4-44-1 all-time against Big Ten teams in football. Does that really sound like a team that is going to improve the level of competition in this conference?

Other conferences have bulked up lately, focusing on adding more competitive teams to boost their reputations on a national level, and ultimately, bring in more money.

The SEC added Missouri and Texas A&M. The Big 12 added TCU and West Virginia. The ACC is bringing in Syracuse, Boston College, Pittsburgh and Notre Dame (the Irish in all sports excluding football).

Does the addition of Rutgers and Maryland sound even half as good as any of those other moves? Didn’t think so.

By leaving the ACC, Maryland will be hit with a $50 million dollar exit fee, while Rutgers would be faced with a slightly less ugly $10 million dollar penalty from the Big East.

Where are these schools going to find the cash for these payments? Maryland already had to cut seven varsity sports teams last year due to financial troubles and Rutgers lost over $26 million in 2011, according to the Star-Ledger.

In the long run, these schools will earn more money in the Big Ten, but in the short term they will only lose more.

The travel plans involved with these additions would also prove to be a logistical nightmare. College Park, Md., is 844 miles from Madison. Rutgers is another 925 miles away from UW, and this is not even the longest trip teams in the conference would have to make.

Want to go from Minnesota’s campus in the Twin Cities to Rutgers’ campus in New Jersey?

Well, enjoy your 1,187-mile trip.

Non-revenue sports teams already have tight budgets—how are they supposed to pay for road trips that are three or four times as long as they are used to?

Some will make the argument that, by adding Rutgers,

the Big Ten can finally get a foothold in the glorious sporting market that is New York City, while Maryland would bring in the Baltimore and Washington, D.C., markets.

The conference is already chock-full of average teams (I won’t name them, you know who they are), so is it really worth adding to that mediocrity just to try to up some TV ratings on the East Coast?

The reason there are so many questions in this column is because there are so many answers that we haven’t been given about these moves. Is this being done to better the Big Ten on a talent-level, or is it just an attempt to add a few zeros to the end of some paychecks?

Obviously I am not a fan of this expansion, but if it is going to happen, at least do it for the right reasons. Quality over quantity? Hardly.

How do you feel about Maryland’s move to the Big Ten? Do you think the conference will stop at 14 teams? Let Matt know at sports@dailycardinal.com.

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Maryland to join Big Ten conference Big East’s Rutgers likely to follow suit Tuesday

By Parker Gabriel and Vince Huth the daily cardinal

The Big Ten Conference announced the addition of the University of Maryland as its 13th member Monday, marking the second league expansion in the last 29 months.

The school will officially join the conference July 1, 2014, and will begin competing in all Big Ten sports in the 2014-’15 academic year, according to a Big Ten release.

According to multiple reports, Rutgers University is expected to become the 14th

member Tuesday.

Wisconsin football head coach Bret Bielema said the addition of the two schools would improve the school’s ability to recruit in the eastern part of the country.

“On the East Coast, when we are recruiting out there— probably more so Rutgers than Maryland right now, at least football-wise—we do go against Rutgers quite a bit in recruiting,” Bielema said Monday afternoon, shortly before the conference officially announced the addition of Maryland.

Wisconsin men’s basketball associate head coach Greg Gard said the program has predominately recruited in the Midwest but potentially could expand its efforts if the Big Ten adds a foothold on the east coast.

“If we find somebody we

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Wisconsin looks to bounce back from conference losses

By Adee Feiner the daily cardinal

Football The Wisconsin football team (4-3 Big Ten, 7-4 overall) will wrap up the regular season Saturday at Penn State (5-2, 7-4). The Badgers are still reeling from their tough loss against the undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes this past weekend, which head coach Bret Bielema admitted has left everyone on the team with a bitter taste in their mouth.

“Our guys strained, fought, tried as much as they could do,” Bielema said. “Obviously we came up short, so it’s a tough one to swallow.”

Bielema knows what losing a game like this means. It is more than just another notch in the loss column or hurt feelings about falling to a rival. It is about the strain that players face moving forward into the next game.

“Mental fatigue as well as physical fatigue is real. So as a head coach I’ve gotta be smart about what I’m asking guys to do this week.”

The players had the day off Monday and will begin preparing for their matchup against Penn State Tuesday. Although the Badgers have secured a spot in the Big Ten Championship game (Ohio State and Penn State are ineligible due to bowl bans), Bielema is not limiting his players in any way, saying that if a player is healthy, there is no holding him back.

As for injured players, redshirt sophomore offensive lineman Rob Havenstein underwent an MRI this week, confirming what doctors suspected is a mild MCL sprain. Bielema hopes to have Havenstein back mid-week to join in team practices, as well as redshirt junior linebacker Chris Borland, who

didn’t play against the Buckeyes because of a hamstring injury.

The Badgers have their work cut out for them against Penn State, a team that has found a strong offensive footing and has fought hard despite all the circumstances that plagued its program in the last year. But Bielema said his players won’t stop without giving it their all.

“Our guys have had a lot invested in every game this year,” he said. “They’re very resilient. It’s a group I know will bounce back.”

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like, obviously it’s an avenue in, because now you get to go back there and play,” Gard said.

“I think there’s a tremendous value in the East Coast markets.”

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With 347 NCAA Division I men’s basketball programs compared to 120 NCAA Division I FBS football programs, Gard said Maryland’s addition likely won’t have the same impact on both sports’ recruiting efforts.

“It’s a little bit different in terms of geographic area you

can cover, and our scholarship numbers obviously aren’t the same, either,” Gard said. “We only deal with an average of three per year, four per year.

So you don’t have to extend as far.”

Maryland will leave the Atlantic Coast Conference to join the Big Ten, while Rutgers would leave the Big East. The ACC imposed a $50 million exit fee for any school attempting to leave the conference in September, though it is unclear whether or not the school will attempt to challenge or negotiate the price.

Maryland and Rutgers are both members of the Association of American Universities, a nonprofit organization of 62 leading public and private research universities in the United States and Canada.

The two schools also provide potential access to large media markets, including New York City and Washington, D.C. “I think there’s a tremendous value in the East Coast markets,” Bielema said. “But all that stuff is way beyond what a head coach thinks about.”

Prior to June 2010, when Nebraska joined the Big Ten, the conference stretched from Minneapolis to State College, Penn., a distance of 974 miles.

Both Lincoln, Neb., and Minneapolis are approximately 1,200 miles from Piscataway, N.J., where Rutgers plays its home football games.

The addition of Nebraska marked the beginning of a twoplus year period of conference realignment all around the country. This is the Big Ten’s first expansion since then.