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Official: Ward feared lawsuit from adidas Said the company threatened to sue if chancellor gave 90 days’ notice

By Alex DiTullio The Daily Cardinal

UW-Madison Chancellor David Ward decided to enter a negotiation period with adidas out of fear that giving the company a 90-day ultimatum to remedy its alleged labor violations would result in the company suing the university, according to Labor Licensing Policy Committee Chair Lydia Zepeda.

For the past two weeks, members of UW-Madison’s primary licensing advisory committee have criticized Ward’s decision to disregard its recommendation to give adidas 90 days’ notice. This strategy, LLPC members said, would

pressure the company to pay workers laid off from an Indonesian factory contracted by adidas that closed in 2011.

In an e-mail to Zepeda Feb. 14, UW-Madison’s Senior Legal Counsel Brian Vaughan said adidas contested the applicability of the code of conduct—which outlines a company’s responsibilities in dealing with workers, factories and suppliers— to the issue of severance pay.

Under such “unique” situations, Vaughan said the university is contractually obligated to mediate with the contesting party.

Zepeda said in recent discussions with Ward, however, the chancellor offered a different motive for the decision.

According to her, Ward said adidas threatened to sue the university if it gave the company 90 days’ notice.

Zepeda and other members of the committee said putting

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Former Chancellor Biddy Martin will speak at an event hosted by the Madison Civics Club at the Monona Terrace Saturday.

Martin returning for talk in Madison Former UW-Madison Chancellor Biddy Martin will return to Madison March 3 to discuss the impact of new technologies on university education and instruction.

Martin, who resigned from her position at UW-Madison last July, has since become the first female president of Amherst College, a liberal arts school in Massachusetts.

The Madison Civics Club is hosting the event, which

will take place at the Menona Terrace Convention Center at 11 a.m. Tickets will cost $20 for students and $30 for members of the public.

Founded in 1912 to promote woman’s suffrage, the MCC has invited other prominent female professionals to speak, most recently Washington Week Managing Editor Gwen Ifill and Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, to celebrate its centennial.

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The hunger games The La Follette School Student Association hosted a dinner to portay what it says is an inequality of wealth in the country. Attendees were randomly served meals ranging from very simple food to fine dining, with most receiving the former and a small percentage receiving the latter. +Photo by Abigail Waldo

Officials look to change rules for moped parking on campus

By Anna Duffin The Daily Cardinal

UW-Madison Transportation Services is working on an initiative that would discourage students from driving mopeds from class to class throughout the day, officials said Thursday.

Transportation Services Director Patrick Kass said part of the initiative includes a new policy for moped parking, where students would buy a permit for a specific lot rather than parking in the lot nearest to their destination. There would be several lots available across campus open to all permit-holders.

Kass said UW-Madison has the largest number of moped users of any college campus in the nation, with nearly 1,800 moped parking permits issued this school year.

The large ridership leads

to increased traffic, which Student Transportation Board member Laura Checovich said can be dangerous.

“I think the amount of congestion we see leads to very dangerous situations,” Checovich said.

“Getting mopeds off the streets during passing times will really improve what we see on campus.”

In the past year, there have been 96 reported accidents involving mopeds on campus, including one Monday involving a biker and a moped driver on the 1600 block of Linden Drive, resulting in the biker being sent to a nearby hospital.

But sophomore Wisconsin football player Michael Trotter said driving a moped is no different from driving any other motor vehicle and as long as the driver is not reckless, it is not necessarily dangerous.

Trotter said the additional travel time required to walk to the designated moped lot could make it difficult for athletes to quickly get from class to practice or a meeting in a short time.

“At the end of the day, classes can end at 2:15 and we have to be at meetings dressed by 2:30, so we don’t really have time to walk to a lot that’s even just five to 10 minutes away,” Trotter said.

But Checovich said having a specific parking spot could help students better manage their time.

“I think once you have a set parking spot that you know you’re going to, you’re going to be able to plan better to make sure that you know where you need to be and when in order to get to all of your activities on time,” Checovich said.

Uncertain future for GOP mining bill

By Adam Wollner The Daily Cardinal

Wisconsin Republicans’ goal of passing a bill easing mining restrictions by the end of the legislative session could be in jeopardy after state Sen. Dale Schultz, R-Richland Center, said he would not support the most recent version of the legislation Wednesday.

State Sen. Alberta Darling, R-River Hills, and state Rep. Robin Vos, R-Burlington,

attempted to craft a compromise to appeal to Schultz after he raised concerns over the lack of environmental protections and public input in the Assembly’s version of the bill, which passed in January.

Republicans, who have argued changing regulations on mining in northern Wisconsin will create thousands of new jobs, need Schultz to vote for the bill because they only hold a one-seat majority in the Senate.

No Democrats support the bill because they say it does not allow for enough public input on mining activity and the lowered environmental regulations would threaten fragile ecosystems.

Darling and Vos said they believed their proposal struck the right balance by allowing mining to thrive in the state while taking environmental

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Ward spotted sporting a new do

Doctor declares leap day not a real day Despite what may have seemed like a normal day here at UW-Madison, Wednesday didn’t actually happen.

Why? Because it wasn’t real.

Leap Day is a phenomenon that occurs every four years, but somehow people manage to forget that Feb. 29 simply isn’t a real day.

Dr. Barry Burns explained the phenomenon Thursday.

Chancellor Ward beginning to look curiously similar to Gandalf

By Timothy McCorgi Fake news friday

A man seen Thursday afternoon, lounging on a bench patiently waiting for the 80 bus and sporting “the most aweinspiring beard ever seen,” was confirmed by University Communications to be Chancellor David Ward.

Ward has not been seen in public since Feb. 2, where indeed the Chancellor saw his shadow much to the student body’s delight.

Press conferences have been attended by the Chancellor’s official body double. The resemblance is uncanny, but the double does have a mole on his left ear that makes the distinction quite easy.

What the Chancellor has been doing with his spare time has led to much speculation in the University’s tabloid paper, “The Badger Herald.” Some believed he may follow in the footsteps of Biddy Martin and seek to become the next presi-

“But Wednesday was so happenin’! It was like totally the best day of the week!”

Todd Stevenson UW-student Photo Courtesy of anonymous onlooker

After weeks of wondering about Chancellor Ward’s whereabouts, students spotted him waiting for the 80 and sporting a new look. dent of Amherst College. Others believed he was on a personal visit to Indonesia to personally inspect the Adidas situation.

However, the Chancellor sighting Thursday provided with the campus the answer they have been waiting for: he was growing a really sweet beard.

Onlookers report that the mustache portion of the beard resembled that of imperial officers in the Napoleonic Age with an upward twirl.

Jeff Hanson, a UW-senior recounted that “the beard itself

just cascaded off his face like a waterfall of wisdom. I couldn’t handle it, I had to avert my eyes to keep myself from just standing there in awe.”

The beard effect wasn’t exclusive to Hanson. After sitting down for only five minutes, a small crowd formed around him keeping 15 feet away.

Chancellor Ward explained his motivation while sipping his afternoon tea. “I wanted to grow a beard, so I did. What are they going to do, fire me?” he said.

Park street sign becoming increasingly aggressive with innocent pedestrians The voice of the stop light on the corner of University and Park, known for alerting pedestrians that it is safe to cross Park Street, has been suspended until further notice after several incidents that have occurred during the past few days.

“I’m not trying to be a dick, but I need some variety in my script.”

Dave Park Street voice

The voice had—up until recently—only said that “the walk sign is on to cross Park”. Since last Monday, however, numerous people reported to have heard him insulting those around him and yelling obscenities at people who didn’t cross the intersection on time.

The victims of his rants include a freshman who still didn’t know where his classes were, as well as a group of coasties who were afraid to cross Park because the snow

drifts on the opposite sidewalk were, according to one of them, “like, supes big and scary OMGZ!” The voice was also overheard ranting on Wednesday for nearly 15 minutes about a large group of hipsters coming from the Humanities building, all who refused to use the crosswalk like almost everyone else around them.

The final straw that resulted in the suspension of the Park Street voice was Thursday night when he told a drunk sorority girl to walk into oncoming traffic.

“I’m not trying to be a dick, but I need some variety in my script,” said the voice, who in a recent interview claimed his name is actually Dave. “Nobody’s able to appreciate my natural eloquence and silky yet articulate tone if I only get to say the same eight words over and over.”

University officials have not decided on the future of Dave the voice at press time. For the time being, Peter, the voice of the Route 80 bus who calls out the names of stops as they’re being approached, has taken time off from his regular position to act as a temporary replacement for Dave.

—Poops McGee

“When you think about it, though, its quite simple,” Burns said. “Look back at last year and the year before that, and you will see that Feb. 29 wasn’t a day. It just didn’t exist. So how can there be a Feb. 29 this year? It just logically couldn’t have existed.”

Todd Stevenson, however, was disappointed and taken aback by the news.

“But Wednesday was so happenin’! It was like totally the best day of the week!”

Stevenson said Thursday in teary-eyed denial.

—Ivana Humpalot

Senate bill says single parents more abusive than married parents

A bill is circulating the state Senate this week that would require the state’s child abuse board to emphasize that single parents are more likely to abuse their kids than married parents.

State Sen. Glenn Grothman, R-West Bend, who introduced the legislation, said his support of traditional family values inspired him to write the bill that would make single parents more accountable for their mistreatment of their children.

“I dream of returning to a simpler time in American history, a time when adults understood the sanctity of marriage and the importance of proper childrearing,” Grothman told listeners at his press conference he held in his West Bend childhood home.

He said he longed for the days when parents just gave their kids a good “smack and spank,” when most kids that popped out were of a “legitimate skin-color,” not that “weird tan color that I see so often now that makes me wonder if this kid’s parents don’t match.”

State Sen. Mary Lazich, R- New Berlin, is also currently circulating a bill that would require the state’s women hygiene board to encourage single women to start using Modess Empress Belts used circa 1962 instead of modern-day women’s hygiene projects. Lazich said the belts “bring us back to a simpler time, when women refrained from shoving secular phallus-shaped creations up their privates.”

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Kleefisch will not challenge recall petition signatures

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With its renovation proposal, Echo Tap hopes to lengthen its outdoor service hours, the size of its patio and the addition of a “smoking tent” for patrons in the winter.

Echo Tap presents patio extension plans to neighbors The Bassett Neighborhood Association met on the second floor of the Echo Tap and Grill Thursday to discuss the tavern’s newest proposals for expansion.

Its blueprints propped up between two dartboards, the proposal presented to residents Thursday involves adding roughly 500 square feet to Echo Tap’s patio, extending patio usage hours and erecting an outdoor “tent” for smoking patrons in the winter.

Last year’s plans included twostory addition to the 65-year-old bar at North Bedford and West Main Streets. However, the discovery of an adjacent building’s faulty foundation prevented that plan. Echo Tap instead adjusted

its request and built a patio.

The bar’s owners hope to extend its patio usage by one hour a day. Currently, the bar is only allowed to serve alcohol on the patio until 9 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and 10 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays.

Residents expressed the most concern with the additional noise that increasing the patio’s operational hours could cause, despite assurances from Echo Tap co-owner Susan Bulgrin that unruliness and noise could be controlled.

“Its absurd to think that you can tell a bunch of adults with alcohol to quiet down,” Madison resident Nina Emerson said.

“No matter how well you police

that…it’s just a fact.”

None of the proposed changes would increase the bar’s overall capacity.

Additionally, Echo Tap must secure city approval for exterior remodeling that was different from the proposals that were initially submitted.

After taking neighborhood feedback into account, Echo Tap’s owners must submit applications to the Madison Plan Commission and Alcohol License Review Committee.

Patrons requesting to use the dartboard, as well as shouting from the “Trivia Night” held on the first floor, briefly disrupted the meeting.

—Ben Siegel

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allow me to surrender the existing environmental protections without a full and open public debate,” Schultz said in a statement. “To move mining reform forward, we need a full and open process on environmental law, with respected contributors at the table.”

Schultz introduced his own mining bill along with state Sen. Bob Jauch, D-Poplar, two weeks ago. However, Assembly Republicans quickly dismissed the proposal.

Jauch also criticized Darling

and Vos’ plan, saying the proposal did not address many of the public’s concerns and was not truly bipartisan.

“The public is starving for reasonable, bipartisan leadership to tackle the complicated issues of the day,” Jauch said in a statement. “The responses and rhetoric have fallen far short of the public’s expectations.”

The Joint Finance Committee will vote on the Assembly’s version of the mining bill Monday morning, even though the Senate is unlikely to pass it.

concerns into consideration.

“Wisconsin has a great tradition of mining and stewardship,” Darling and Vos said in a joint statement. “We are confident the compromise proposal offered to Senator Schultz achieves both of those goals.”

But Schultz said the environmental safeguards in the Darling and Vos proposal did not go far enough and called for a more open discussion on the issue.

“My conscience simply won’t

adidas from page 1 adidas on notice would further pressure the company to pay its workers. But Vice Chancellor for University Relations Vince Sweeney said Tuesday the effectiveness of that strategy is up for debate.

“It’s all speculation as to what will resolve it the quickest and that’s what the chancellor has to decide,” Sweeney said. “You’re not going to get 100 percent agreement often times, but he’s in consultation with lots of people to try and do the right thing to get the right and quickest resolution.”

The university said Ward would not accept interviews on the subject and Sweeney could not be reached for a response to Zepeda’s allegations after business hours Thursday.

According to Student Labor Action Coalition Chair Jonah Zinn, adidas said in a statement that to follow the code of conduct, it is only required to end its relationship with the offending factory, not to remedy the violations.

“Instead of requiring the brand to fix these situations or requiring the brand to be responsible for the violations that happened, they say all they have to do, according to this contract, is leave,” Zinn said. “It’s just a complete violation of the spirit of the code.”

He said if UW-Madison gave adidas 90 days’ notice, the company would sue the university for applying the code of conduct incorrectly.

Zepeda said in various documents adidas has affirmed that

it has a policy that it does not provide severance pay to workers. Because of this, she said she does not understand what the chancellor is expecting to accomplish through mediation with the company.

Mirroring Zepeda, Zinn said because adidas’ policies make it clear it will not concede to UW’s demands while mediating, the university should remain firm in giving adidas notice despite facing a possible court case.

“What it comes down to is we need to stand up for not just these workers, but also our contract,” he said. “If we’re not going to enforce it, what good is it? If adidas is not going to play ball and wants to be so sovereign on it, then I don’t think we should be afraid of going toe to toe with them.”

Lt. Gov. Rebecca Kleefisch said Thursday her campaign will not challenge any of the approximately 845,000 recall petitions filed against her, citing insufficient time to review the signatures.

Her announcement comes shortly after Gov. Scott Walker also said earlier in the week there was not enough time to review and challenge any of the one million signatures filed against him.

Kleefisch said in a letter to the Government Accountability Board while she will not challenge any signatures, she “demands that the GAB adhere to its prior public statements…to identify and strike duplicate names, identify and strike fictitious names, and identify and strike petitions were

GAB cannot determine that the signatory is a qualified elector.”

Former Dane County Executive Kathleen Falk and candidate in the likely gubernatorial recall election said in a statement Thursday Kleefisch’s announcement should encourage the GAB to begin the recall election no later than the March 19 deadline.

“By not challenging the signatures, Gov. Walker and Lt. Gov. Kleefisch have admitted there are enough signatures to force this recall and it is time for the election to be called,” Falk said.

However, the GAB said Monday it needs more time to review the signatures and plans to extend the March 19 deadline.

— Mckenna Kohlenberg

Obama campaign to visit Madison hile the presidential elecW tion may be months away, two top campaign officials for the campaign to reelect President Barack Obama will be on the UW-Madison campus Wednesday.

The Obama campaign’s National Field Director Jeremy

Bird and Wisconsin Field Director Michelle Kleppe will speak and take questions from students.

The event is the national kickoff for Barack Obama’s 2012 Own Your Vote youth program and will be streamed live to UW campuses throughout the state.

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Senate committee passes wolf hunt bill A wolf hunt in Wisconsin is one step closer to becoming a reality, as the Senate Committee on Natural Resources and Environment passed a bill Thursday that would legalize a hunt.

The bill is now ready to face a full Senate vote. If the state Assembly also passes the bill and the governor signs it, Wisconsin would institute a hunting and trapping season from mid-October through the end of February.

Licensing limitations distributed by the Department of

Natural Resources would regulate the number of wolves that could be killed.

An Assembly committee passed a similar bill through Monday in a 13-1 vote, where it too will face a full house vote before this legislative session ends on March 15.

The gray wolf was removed from the federal endangered species list in Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota last year, allowing for the states to take measures to control the wolf population.

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Protests followed Ward’s decision to negotiate with adidas rather than give the company 90 days to pay its employees.

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By Ariel Shapiro The Daily Cardinal

This year’s Oscars ceremony was not a particularly exciting one. Everyone knew “The Artist” would win, whether it deserved to or not, and Billy Crystal’s solid, if lackluster, performance brought some stability back to the ceremony. There were no scandals, no inebriated hosts (cough, James Franco, cough), and only one upset: Meryl Streep’s win for “The Iron Lady.”

Now, Streep clinching a Best Actress award does not seem to be much of a surprise. She is, after all, the greatest actress of her generation, with two Oscars (three, including “Iron Lady”) and 17 nominations to boot. Streep is not a star, she is a legend. She can pull off any part, any accent and bring legitimacy to even the dumbest films (i.e., “Julie and Julia,” “Mamma Mia”). However, this should not have been her year.

This year’s Best Actress award belonged to Viola Davis.

On the surface, Davis’s performance in “The Help” and Streep’s in “The Iron Lady” have a lot in common. They were both the stand-out components of two deeply flawed movies and both were nuanced takes on roles that could have easily become caricatures. Davis took on the role of Aibileen Clark, a grieving black maid in 1960s Mississippi widely

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and character criticized by some as a typical “Mammie” role.

However, if “The Help” as a novel failed in its attempt at humanizing such a stock character, Davis, who played Aibileen with such depth, despair and hope, not only achieved it, but has the Screen Actor’s Guild award to prove it.

On the surface, Davis’s performance in “The Help” and Streep’s in “The Iron Lady” have a lot in common.

Streep also had a significant challenge in portraying polarizing former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. Thatcher was so distinctive in her speech, style and take-no-prisoners political conviction that it would be hard for any actress to pull it off, but Streep certainly managed to do so. She did a truly excellent impression of Thatcher, but that’s about it. And while you can fault the script, which was full of anachronisms and dodged political issues for the sake of marketability, for not giving Streep enough to work with, the performance was neither her personal best nor better than Davis’s.

Why Streep won is really just a matter of Academy politics.

Graphic by Dylan Moriarty

Conventional wisdom was that Davis would win because of her SAG award, but Streep had several factors working in her favor.

She has gone three decades without a win, and so perhaps the Academy thought she was due one. And unlike the Screen Actors Guild, which represents a wide array of ethnicities and age groups, the Academy is a select group of several thousand guys, most of whom have an AARP card. A study by the Los

Angeles Times shows that the Oscar voting block has a median age of 62, only 14 percent of the voters are under 50, and less than a quarter of voters are women. It makes sense that an older, less diverse voting block would go for a more traditionally acclaimed actress in a biopic of a well-known politician. It is just a shame that the demographics of the Academy are not more reflective of the industry or film-going audiences.

Perhaps this whole debacle shows that you cannot place too much emphasis on such an arbitrary award. “The Iron Lady” will likely become just another so-so political biopic, while “The Help” will continue to be a fan favorite. I have no doubt that Davis will get her Oscar some day and that Streep will win again for a truly deserving performance, but it would have been gratifying, for Davis and her fans, to see her bring home the statue.

The many realms of fiction literature; fantasy v. magic realism Sean Reichard your raison d’être

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ost people are familiar with the standard fantasy paperback: It appears to be a cheaply-printed book, with glossy covers featuring a scantily clad female barbarian felling dragons, or epic battles on the back of bear cavalry. Y’know, impossible things.

That’s what makes it fantasy.

On the other side of the store, however, tucked in the Fiction and Literature section, are books often referred to as “magical realism.” Like a realistic book about life in a New York apartment, except the narrator can talk to pigeons and there are trolls in the subway. You may read this book and think, “Why isn’t this in the fantasy section?”

There is, of course, a clear difference between fantasy and

magical realism. Fantasy functions, primarily, on a suspension of disbelief: you walk into a work of fantasy knowing nothing in it is real e.g. it’s nothing like the world we live in.

Magical realism, while it attempts to eschew the fantasy label, contains more fantasy than it cares to admit.

Magical realism, on the other hand, relies on fantastical elements employed in a realistic (if not real) world. One of the most famous examples is Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s “One Hundred Years of Solitude.” Toni Morrison’s “Beloved,” an otherwise straightforward slave narrative, prominently features ghosts. Author Haruki Murakami’s work takes contemporary Japan—by his estimation a rather strait-laced and dull place—and enlivens it with talking cats, otherworldly hotels and heroic 6-foot frogs. Günter Grass’s The Tin Drum takes World War II Germany and filters it through the eye of a self-willed, 3-foot-tall dwarf drummer. Even Henry James, a devotee to societal drama, wrote ghost stories.

When I bring these distinctions up, it’s not with the purpose of tearing down the barrier between these two or exposing the “lie” of magical realism. Rather, I submit that fantasy and magical realism are two separate genres.

They do, however, share many common characteristics, as well

as under-appreciated nuances.

Magical realism, while it attempts to eschew the fantasy label, contains more fantasy than it cares to admit.

Traditionally, writers of this genre take fantastic elements and weave them into realistic narratives, sometimes with the intention of stating something new about a particular situation, sometimes with the intention of making a political critique. It is, if nothing else, an interesting way to conceive a world. But the magical elements are always presented as something real e.g. not fantasy, not fake. However, at the end of the day, these fantasy holdovers are fantasy, and no matter of detached irony or blasé will change that.

Fantasy, of course, does not have this same realistic ballast as magical realism.

There’s no New York City anywhere. Authors often start from scratch when making worlds and plot lines—which include fantastical elements. If a fantasy author wants magic, they just need to know how to explain it. They’re making most (if not everything) up.

You would think this distinguishes fantasy from magical realism, perhaps even clearly marks the demarcation. But people who advocate/admire magical realism (in lieu of fantasy) don’t make the observation that fantasy novels/stories are real, in the context of the story. Everything that happens between the covers of a fantasy novel happens in the world of the story. The characters don’t

often get the same suspension of disbelief as the reader— what’s happening to them is real. Our magic is their realism.

In some cases fantasy novels can have almost luridly real worlds. Remember J.R.R. Tolkein, who wrote an entire language, entire races and entire worlds for his narrative.

Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” series thrives off the principle of a fully-fleshed world wherein all manner of antics, pathos, drama, and action occur.

Fantasy functions, primarily, on a suspension of disbelief: you walk into a work of fantasy knowing nothing in it is real.

I’m not suggesting fantasy has gotten the short end of the stick, whereas magical realism has acquired all the respect due to fantasy. And I’m not suggesting fantasy is an inherently superior genre compared to magical realism. There’s a lot of bad fantasy works out there (written by bad [and inexplicably rich] authors).

There’s a lot of bad magical realism too. But no matter how you cut it, magical realism and fantasy employ much of the same technique and style when it comes to writing narratives.

Do you think the blurry genre line between books like “The Lord of the Rings” and “Harry Potter” warrants more dissucsion? Ask Sean for clarification at sreichard@wisc.edu.

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Today’s Sudoku

Except maybe “zxcvbnm”... There is no English word you can spell with the keys in the bottom row of the keyboard.

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Getting down with yo bad self

Evil Bird

By Caitlin Kirihara kirihara@wisc.edu

© Puzzles by Pappocom

Eatin’ Cake Classic

By Dylan Moriarty EatinCake@gmail.com

Solution, tips and computer program available at www.sudoku.com.

Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9.

Crustaches

By Patrick Remington premington@wisc.edu

Today’s Crossword Puzzle

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FIST WAGGLE ACROSS 1 Give away the ending 6 Ready for the operating room, briefly 10 Centers of activity 14 Feet in some meters 15 Hold in abomination 16 An egg in Caesar’s salad 17 Cranium’s contents 18 “___ Country” (Churchill novel) 19 “... ___, whatever will be ...” (Doris Day lyric) 20 Beachfront building?

22 “What’s your sine?” subj.

23 Be a borrower 24 “Ditto!”

25 Bull’s-eye, for one 29 Bug-repelling wood 32 “___ Melancholy” (Keats) 33 Rookie 37 Banquet posting 38 Dainty table decoration 39 Popular cookie 40 Stardom?

42 Ringmaster 43 Wall Street transaction 44 Acts stealthily 45 Machine shop tool

48 ___ du Flambeau, Wisc.

49 Collection of miscellaneous pieces 50 Place to stay in central London 57 Deported Pakistani in a “Seinfeld” episode 58 “In ___ of flowers ...”

59 Friendless 60 “My Cup Runneth Over” singer Ed 61 Entrance for a collier 62 Computer geeks 63 By ___ (from memory) 64 Beige and ecru 65 “To your health!” is one DOWN 1 A boy and his sis 2 “Legal” opener 3 “Toe” of the Arabian Peninsula 4 “Bartlett’s” abbr.

5 Coin portrait since 1909 6 “Terrible Twos,” for one 7 Balsa boat 8 “Along with all the rest” abbr.

9 Parisian pop 10 Place for Hollywood’s Jodie?

11 Above-board 12 Knickknack shelf item 13 Grown-up bug

1 Astonishment 2 24 Creation on the sixth day 25 Hospitalized patient’s state, perhaps 26 “Beware the ___ of March!”

27 Lease 28 Place of many trials 29 Breaking and entering, e.g.

30 Challenging to corner 31 “L.A. Law” star Susan 33 Well-mannered 34 Predatory dolphin 35 Cause a stench 36 “Nay” and “uh-uh” 38 A type of evidence 41 A lode off one’s mine?

42 Cast a spell over 44 Utter 45 Type of pneumonia 46 1836 Texas siege site 47 Dalai Lama’s country 48 Clumsy oafs 50 Bed-frame crosspiece 51 1871 Verdi opera 52 Blood carrier 53 Another word for margarine 54 One-third of a WWII film title 55 Airs the final episode of 56 “___ we forget”

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Washington and the Bear

By Melanie Shibley shibley@wisc.edu

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Matthew Curry opinion columnist

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ince I’ve come to Madison it’s seemed to me that there was a concerted effort, whether conscious or subconscious, to reign in the school’s traditional character. I’m sure many of us who are Wisconsin residents have heard about Madison, or some sort of UW history, like I have.

My mom and some relatives have either graduated from UW-Madison or at least attended it at some point in their lives.

The infamous Mifflin Street Block Party, whether some people want it gone or not, is indistinguishable from the university’s public image, something that the majority of the community would agree on.

I really can’t help but feel that Mifflin is ingrained into our own identities as UW students.

I would even be as so bold to say that the block party is actually a factor kids consider when applying to our university. When someone makes the choice to attend a university for four years of their life, you can absolutely bet that that individual partially makes their decision based on the overall scene it has to provide.

Lucky for us, UW has no shortage of interesting cultural history, for both staunch academics and the more social student. UW-Madison is a great community where everyone can get something out of the experience and I am extremely proud of that.

The party has gone on without major violence before and can do so again.

As an iconic event, the Mifflin Street Block Party is so prominent in the minds of so many who attend here, as well as those who have attended here in the past. I know it’s unfair to generalize my views for that of the entire student body, but I really can’t help but feel that Mifflin is ingrained into our own identities as UW students.

Who hasn’t had friends over to partake in festivities in their time here, honestly?

Last year’s Mifflin, I’ll be the first to admit, was brazen in the amount of public debauchery, but to say that it was the “worst” Mifflin, in terms of crime, is just wrong. The two stabbings were indeed shocking, but when you consider the overall scale of the event, those incidents really pale in comparison to what you’d expect from such a raucous event.

Some estimates place the crowd at well-over 10,000 people, and with almost all of those attendees inebriated. With that

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The city of Madison decided to let the tradition of the Mifflin Street Block Party continue to be a part of the UW experience.

continued that state of mind all day, while being squeezed into a small area, you’d think that there would be more crime occurring than just two major incidents. I’m not trying to downplay the crimes that did occur because they were indeed disgusting acts.

While the local press might have had it easy making the generic “Mifflin goes bad” headlines, most students were ready for Mifflin 2012. That brings me to my overall point, which is the city of Madison is being smart by not shutting it down.

The city already tried to do that in the past which resulted in student riots in the 1960’s. This isn’t a positive reflection of the university. It must have seemed fairly obvious to the city that they could possibly be dealing with another violent riot if they

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attempted to go after the event.

The infamous Mifflin Street Block Party is indistinguishable from the university’s public image.

The party has gone on without major violence before and can do so again, with or without police cooperation. The police and other interests do serve an important role and I definitely am not against their presence at the event, since something is guaranteed to require police assistance. What should never be done though, this year including, is cracking down on the party to make it an example

for students or some sort of selfrighteous statement about the true values of a college education. When you’re in the prime of your life, some things have different values than others.

The city is smart to realize this and to not cause a larger problem than there inevitably would be if the event ceased to continue. I’m glad to see this tradition live on and I look forward to bright, sunny and refreshing Mifflin Street Block Party as we humans possibly live our last year of existence.

See you there Madison!

Matthew Curry is a junior majoring in political science and environmental studies. Do you think that the Mifflin Street Block Party is an essential part to the UW identity? Please send all letters and feedback to opinion@ dailycardinal.com.

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Badgers to take on Duluth to begin Final Face-Off

By Matthew Kleist the daily cardinal

The Badgers have been here before.

The No. 1 team in the country, WCHA regular season champions and first overall seeded Wisconsin women’s hockey team (23-3-2 WCHA, 31-3-2 overall) enter the Final Face-Off with a target painted on their back.

Wisconsin will try to repeat as WCHA playoffs champions this weekend, traveling to Duluth, Minn., to face the conference’s best competition. The Badgers join Minnesota, North Dakota and Minnesota-Duluth at AMSOIL Arena.

The Badgers have the difficult task of facing Minnesota-Duluth (15-12-1, 20-13-1) in front of its home crowd.

Playing on the road in the WCHA is not an easy task, and when it comes to the playoffs, the energy a team gains from playing at home is crucial. Wisconsin, however, is no stranger to this situation. The Badgers hoisted the WCHA trophy last year at Ridder Arena in Minneapolis, Minn. after defeating Minnesota in overtime to win the championship.

Despite past successes in the postseason, this is a new year and a new season. The Wisconsin skaters are trying to look only at

the game ahead.

“Focusing on our own team,” junior forward Brianna Decker said. “Not worrying about where we’re playing and who we’re playing. We just need to focus on ourselves and worry about the game we’re going to bring Friday.”

A large part of the game that Wisconsin will bring to Duluth is the play of sophomore goaltender Alex Rigsby.

The Delafield, Wis. native has been the most consistent player on the Badgers roster this year.

Rigsby has played a total of 2,109 minutes this season. Not only has she logged the most game time out of any goaltender in the WCHA

and second in the nation, but she leads all of D-I women’s hockey in goals-against-average (1.34) and save percentage (.952).

“I’ve been a lot more aggressive this year, battling for every puck,” Rigsby said about her play this season. “A lot of it is preparation, being focused.”

Both Rigsby and head coach Mark Johnson place a lot on the experience that the young netminder gained from her freshman year.

“The difference is the experience that she gained last year,” Johnson said. “What she gained last year, especially the second half of the year when she played so well and seemed comfortable and seemed confident, that’s in the back of her mind.”

Usually when they come into that sophomore year, if they had a good experience their freshman year, they take off pretty quick,” he added.

For the Badgers, their success this season has not been because of Rigsby’s play. It has been a team effort by Wisconsin that has got-

ten it this far.

In the spirit of complete team play, Wisconsin’s freshman have stepped up their intensity going into the postseason.

“They’ve been playing with a lot of confidence,” Decker said. “That’s huge when you come into postseason. It’s huge that [Katy] Josephs stepped up last weekend and I know Blayre [Turnbull] and Karley [Sylvester] played really well.”

“They’ve gotten better all season,” Johnson said. “They seemed to be comfortable in their first playoff series. They played well and gave us the added punch you need in the playoffs.”

The Badgers have already passed their first test of the playoffs. Now an even tougher one awaits them in Duluth. For Wisconsin to repeat as WCHA champions, they will have to face the most difficult competition of the year.

“It’s a new season,” Johnson said. “When you play one and down as we are this weekend, you got to play to win.”

Taking home the hardware

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Junior forward Brianna Decker was announced as a Patty Kazmaier finalist Thursday along with senior forward Hilary Knight. They look to lead the Badgers to another WCHA championship.

Four Badgers were honored Thursday night at the WCHA awards ceremony in Duluth, Minn.

Junior forward Brianna Decker walked way with the big one, being named the WCHA Player of the Year by coaches.

The WCHA Defensive Player of the Year award went to Junior defender Stefanie McKeough while sophomore goaltender Alex Rigsby earned WCHA Goaltending Champion.

Decker, along with senior forward Hilary Knight were named to the AllWCHA First Team. The pair were also announced as finalists for the Patty Kazmaier Memorial Award earlier in the day. McKeough and Rigsby were All-WCHA Second Team and senior forward Brooke Ammerman made All-WCHA Third Team.

To cap the night, head coach Mark Johnson was named the WCHA Coach of the Year.

Women’s Basketball

Wisconsin loses big to Minnesota, knocked out of Big Ten Tournament

By Adam Tupitza the daily cardinal

The familiar Wisconsin vs.

Minnesota rivalry made its way to Indianapolis for the first round of the Big Ten Women’s Basketball Tournament Thursday.

A Minnesota team eager to avenge a home loss to the Badgers in the regular season left no doubt about who would advance to the second round, ending Wisconsin’s season with a 81-49 romp.

The ninth-seeded Wisconsin (5-12 Big Ten, 9-20 overall) faced the eighth-seeded Golden Gophers (7-10, 15-16) only once in the regular season, defeating them 78-72 at Williams Arena Jan. 26. This time around, the Gophers used a 14-0 run to take a 28-15 lead in the first half and never looked back.

“We really struggled to score,” head coach Bobbie Kelsey said. “We struggled to pass. We struggled to do a lot of things. But it wasn’t for lack of effort, and it’s just one of those nights where we couldn’t really get it going in our favor.”

mbball from page 8 Although, with the way Illinois is had been playing recently, they might have been able to get away with it. Since pulling off an upset victory over then No. 5 Ohio State, Illinois has fallen off the face of the earth, losing all but two of their next 11 games. The losing streak took an emotional toll on

The Gophers were not content with a 39-23 halftime lead, and they continued to pour it on in the second half. A jumper by sophomore forward Micaëlla Riché gave Minnesota a 39-point lead with 3:35 remaining in the game. If not for two three-pointers by Wisconsin junior guard Kelly Supernaw in the final minute of the game, the Badgers would have suffered the largest defeat in the history of the Big Ten Women’s Tournament.

“We didn’t quit,” Kelsey said.

“We played all the way to the end.

I was very proud of the team. They didn’t give up.”

A balanced offensive attack by Minnesota had four players finish with double-digit points, but no player shined brighter than guard Kiara Buford. The senior scored 19 points on 8-for-10 shooting in only 25 minutes of action. Big Ten Freshman of the Year Rachel Banham recorded a double-double in the game, finishing with 11 points and 10 rebounds.

The Badgers shot 50 percent

from the field in their regular season victory over the Gophers, but could not get much to fall this time, shooting a season-low 27.5 percent on field goals. Minnesota turned up the ball pressure and kept the Badgers from getting into an offensive rhythm. The Gophers also dominated on the glass, finishing with a 51-24 rebounding advantage.

They picked up their defense intensity,” junior guard Taylor Wurtz said. “But we had open looks. We just have to be able to hit those. And obviously tonight they weren’t falling.”

Wurtz led the Badgers in scoring with 13 points, the only Wisconsin player to finish with double-digit points. In her final game as a Badger, senior forward Anya Covington drained her first career three-pointer and finished with nine points.

Kelsey ends her first season as Wisconsin’s head coach with a 9-20 record, leading the Badgers to a ninth-place Big Ten finish in the regular season. As is often the case

when a coaching change is made, there were some growing pains in the first year with the new regime.

The returning players are already focusing on how they need to prepare in the offseason with the ultimate goal of winning more games

the Illinois players, even causing 7-foot-1 sophomore center Meyers Leonard to break into tears with his head under a towel on the bench as the Illini were being blown out by the Nebraska Cornhuskers on Feb. 18.

Leonard and the rest of the Illini were able to exorcize some of their demons by beating Iowa in their most recent game and

were visibly relieved that had won again. Leonard was able to redeem himself, leading the way for Illinois with 22 points and 14 rebounds in the victory. With the win over Iowa, Illinois still has a very tiny possibility of getting into the tournament, but it will most likely have to get wins over both Michigan Thursday night and Wisconsin Sunday to even have a chance at an

at-large bid.

Once again, Wisconsin will be playing against a team that has its back against the wall and is looking for any scent of momentum. It will be very important for the Badgers not to repeat their first-half performance against Minnesota, or they might be giving the barely breathing Illini a chance at resurrecting their hopes of a tournament berth.

next season.

“We’ve got to go into the offseason everyday valuing every minute that we get and getting up shots and working on our ball handling so next year, we can make a run in this tournament,” Wurtz said.

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Junior guard Taylor Wurtz scored a team-high 13 points in Wisconsin’s 81-49 loss to Minnesota in the Big Ten Tournament.

“They have been struggling but they have a lot of talent over there.

It is a game we have to go in and play with more energy,” junior forward Mike Bruesewitz said.

If history is any indicator, head coach Bo Ryan will definitely have his team ready to close out the season. Wisconsin has won all 10 Senior Day games under Bo Ryan’s tutelage.

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Men’s Hockey

Men’s Basketball

Wisconsin ready for season finale

By Ted Porath the daily cardinal

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Minnesota native and sophomore forward Tyler Barnes is looking forward to the opportunity to play in his home state.

Badgers saved best for last Wisconsin on the road at rival Minnesota to end regular season

By Ryan Evans the daily cardinal

In its last series of the regular season the Wisconsin men’s hockey team (10-14-2 WCHA, 15-15-2 overall) is looking to continue building on its current momentum as it travels west for a matchup with its bitter border rival No. 4 Minnesota (19-7-0, 23-11-1).

The Badgers are currently riding a three-game winning streak, tied for their longest of the season, after sweeping Bemdji State last weekend and thereby tripling their road win total for the year. As Wisconsin enters its final regular season weekend head coach Mike Eaves like the direction his team’s play is trending.

“Anytime you go into Minnesota, you want to beat them.”

Tyler Barnes sophomore forward Wisconsin meen’s hockey

“We’ve got to keep banging the drum here and play the way that we are playing,” Eaves said.

“We’ve got some work to do, no question. But the fact is that we made noise [against Bemidji], and we need to continue to make noise as we go along here.”

Eaves is hoping the momentum the Badgers have built during their modest winning streak is enough to carry the team to a deep postseason run. Wisconsin will begin the playoffs on the road in the first round of the WCHA playoffs next weekend, and will get a taste of what a road playoff atmosphere will feel like when it visits Minneapolis this weekend.

There are plenty of postseason implications on both sides of the St. Croix River in this series.

Wisconsin—currently sitting in ninth place in the WCHA— can still finish anywhere from a tie for seventh place to 11th place in the conference based on this weekend’s results, and the Gophers can clinch the WCHA

regular-season title with three points against the Badgers.

Wisconsin has the opportunity to spoil Minnesota’s hopes for its first MacNaughton Cup in four seasons, a role that the Badgers say they are eager to play.

“Anytime you go into Minnesota, you want to beat them, it’s a big rivalry and you never want to lose that one,” sophomore forward and Eagan, Minn. native Tyler Barnes said.

“Being able to take their title hopes away would definitely be a pleasure.”

Adhering to the mantra of every opposing team this season, Minnesota head coach Don Lucia said this week his strategy against Wisconsin will be to try to shut down the Badgers’ dual offensive threat of sophomore forward Mark Zengerle and junior defenseman Justin Schultz.

Zengerle and Schultz have accounted for a huge chunk of Wisconsin’s offense this year, with 44 and 42 points respectively—far and away the two highest totals on the team—but the key for the Badgers’ success, both this weekend and beyond, will be to get secondary scoring contributions like they got in Bemidji.

Against the Beavers, Wisconsin’s fourth forward line recorded four points and sophomore forward Ryan Little scored his first career goal, but its second line has also held its weight offensively in recent games, especially sophomore forward Michael Mersch, who has six points in the Badgers’ last three games.

“It’s a huge bonus when you have guys chipping in on the third and fourth lines,” Mersch said. “I think if we can add onto the scoring that the first couple lines are producing, and have those third and fourth lines chip in to its going to help us win games.”

To Barnes, the importance of offensive depth moving forward is simple.

“Secondary scoring is what wins championships,” he said.

The face off in Minneapolis for the border battle on ice is 7 p.m. both Friday and Saturday.

The No. 14/15 Wisconsin men’s basketball team (11-6 Big Ten, 22-8 overall) will close out its regular season Sunday at the Kohl Center against the Illinois Fighting Illini (6-10, 17-12).

For seniors Rob Wilson and Jordan Taylor Sunday, will be both a special and emotional day as it is Senior Day and both will be playing their last game in front of the Kohl Center’s Grateful Red. Sunday will also be special for Badger fans as it will be the last time they will see one of the greatest players in UW history take the court in Madison.

Point guard Jordan Taylor is one of the most decorated players in Badger history. Taylor is ranked ninth all-time on Wisconsin’s alltime scoring list and is second all-time in assists. He has also been a model of efficiency, coming into the year on pace to shatter the all-time assist-to-turnover ratio.

Taylor is also a two-time finalist for the Bob Cousy Award, a 2012 preseason first-team AllAmerican and is one of the 30 finalists for the 2011-2012 Naismith Award. Taylor has represented the UW with great poise and has set a great example for future Wisconsin basketball players to follow.

To send off Wilson and Taylor with a victory in the regular season finale, the Badgers will have to come out with much more energy and execution than they did in the first half of their last game against Minnesota. In a lackluster first half at the Kohl Center

Tuesday night, the Badgers made just four of 21 shots (19 percent) and finished out the half with just 16 points. Wisconsin came out and played much better in the second half.

“The first half, it was ugly.

Coach [Ryan] gave us a good speech at halftime. We wanted to come back and bounce back.

I am just glad we got the oppor-

tunity to go back out there and do it again,” junior forward Ryan Evans said after Tuesday’s win against Minnesota.

Wisconsin will definitely be fooling themselves if they think they can start games with such poor offensive execution and still win games.

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Sunday’s game against Illinois will be an emotional game for senior guard Jordan Taylor, who is playing his last home game.