Auntie Harper SY’s Agony Aunt answers your questions…
and 1. I need a fancy dress idea for my birthday party this month, s. answer the ideas Harper? Some people expect me to come up with all don’t I don’t know you, I don’t want to get to know you and frankly, I You party. really give a fuck about what you wear to your fancy dress at haven’t got any friends and you certainly aren’t going to find any places like that! don’t 2. How do I find out if this girl I like has a boyfriend? And mate, say just ask her cos that’s not gonna happen! I can tell you at her g she hasn’t got a boyfriend. I know that because I’m bangin you the moment and I know she wouldn’t be interested in an inbred like anyway. 3. Who would win in a fight between David Blain and Derren Brown? the Neither! When they were in the ring together I’d jump in and kick shit out of both of them. Simple! To put your queries to Auntie Harper’s sympathetic ear just email: info@suityourselfmagazine.co.uk
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