Serious - Take Me Back To 2019

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POWER

Take
Me
Back
to
2019

-
Pascolo

Based
On
Logistics

-
Every
Day
Big
Man

Is
It
OK? -
Lush
Lash

Up
NEPA -
Odudu
A.


“I
hope
that
as
you’re
reading
this,
someone
shouts
 “April
Fool”
and
brings
an
end
to
what
is
going
on
in
 the
world
at
the
moment,
because
orisirisi
nkan
lo’n
 sele.

Amidst
the
chaos,
we
hope
this
edition
brings
you
 some
peace,
knowledge,
laughter
and
hope;
from
 how
we
can
power
on
with
the
sun
on
our
side,
to
 starting
 a
 second-hand
 fashion
 business,
 to
 how
 things
move
based
on
logistics
and
finally
what
all
 this
means
for
our
daily
lives.

I
leave
you
with
words
from
the
greatest
philosopher
 of
our
time,
Azeez
Fashola: Coro
behind
our
backs
 but
+234
iwo
mafo,
stay
happy
and
se
jeje.

We
hope
and
pray
for
a
better
day.

Madam
Bisi,
happy
to
see that
market
is
now
open for
business...phew!

Yes
oh,
but
I
still
prefer transfer,
abeg.
Not
too
 comfortable
with
cash
yet.

Or
I
can
give
you
my sterilized
POS


Take
Me
Back
to
2019

-
Pascolo

What
in
the
World
is
happening?

It's
 been
 three
 months
 into
 the
 new
 decade,
 and
 I
 won't
 even
 lie,
 our
 tired
 is
 already
tired.
To
whoever
pissed
off
2020,
 we
apologize.
 Remember
 2019,
 when
 our
 biggest
 problems
 were
 high
 inflation,
japa,
election
and
global
warming.
This
year
has
 been
 a
 case
 of
 'Gbas,
 gbos—wetin
 Sanusi
 no
 go
 see
 for
 emirate'.
The
drama
over
the
last
three
months
is
enough
 for
another
season
of
'Fuji
House
of
Commotion'
and
it's
 just
 April.
 The
 year
 started
 with
 the
 US
 and
 Iran
 trading
 words;
things
got
heated
when
the
US
military
killed
Iranian
 top
 general
 Qassim
 Soleimani
 and
 it
 looked
 like
 both
 countries
were
on
the
verge
of
war.
However,
Iran
scored
an
 own
goal
that
diffused
the
tension
quickly.
Guys,
if
there
was
 World
War
3,
nobody
would
have
been
prepared.
That
loss
 of
innocent
lives
helped
prevent
a
war.
May
the
souls
of
the
 departed
rest
in
peace.

Honestly,
the
US
president
was
going
through
stuff
too,
so
a
 war
may
have
been
distracting.
America
was
in
a
state
of
 higihaga
during
the
impeachment
trials.

But
 Donald,
 the
 president
 of
 the
 people,
 was
fully
exonerated
by
the
Senate
and
life
 went
back
to
normal—or
so
we
thought.

Since
we
prayed
into
the
new
year,
we
Africans
believed
that
 our
 pasts
 would
 not
 catch
 up
 to
 us,
 but
 South
 Africa
 received
the
first
gbas
when
they
went
into
a
recession.
We
 have
supported
their
rescue
plan
with
Ngozi
Okonjo-Iweala
 -
a
daughter
of
the
Giant
of
Africa.
Godspeed
to
them. Dear
Serians,
this
gist
I
gave
about
other
people,
it's
pride
 that's
 worrying
 me.
 When
 the
 year
 started,
 we
 were
 buoyant.
Our
overall
GDP
showed
a
resilient
economy
that
 is,
 no
 matter
 the
 weight
 of
 elephant,
 e
 no
 fit
 cause

earthquake.
Though
the
borders
remain
closed,
there
was
 still
 chicken,
 inflation
 rose
 and
 bread
 became
 more
 expensive.
As
a
benevolent
somebody,
our
able
God(win)
 continued
 to
 manage
 things
 using
 CBN
 action;
 more
 importantly,
he
reduced
ATM
and
mobile
transfer
charges
 (baba
for
the
man
dem)
and
pushed
banks
to
lend
more
to
 the
public.
We
want
you
to
know
that
before
all
this
noise
 about
borrow
at
1%,
we
had
told
you
guys
about
Specta
 (Sterling
you're
doing
well).
The
most
importanter
is
that
 VAT
increased
and
so
did
allawee
(Ajuwaya
is
impressed).

The
government
is
trying
to
tell
us
not
to
 panic
and
to
spend…
or
so
we
thought. COVID-19

As
 eventful
 as
 the
 year
 has
 been
 so
 far,
 nobody
 could
 predict
what
was
to
come
after.
The
biggest
news
of
the
 year
 has
 been
 Covid-19,
 the
 new
 Coronavirus
 that
 originated
from
the
Chinese
city
of
Wuhan,
showing
the
 world
 how
 truly
 connected
 we
 are
 and
 how
 weak
 our
 health
systems
are.

“The
world
has
witnessed
over
768,363
cases
and
over
 36,912
deaths
in
199
countries
(it
might
have
changed
by
 the
time
you
are
reading
it
-
it
is
not
our
fault;
we
never
start
 live
broadcast).
While
the
good
news
is
that
recovery
is
at
 81
 percent,
 the
 spread
 rate
 has
 been
 quite
 alarming,
 growing
as
much
as
200%
in
one
day
in
some
countries.
It
 has
seen
China;
the
global
manufacturing
hub
shut
down
 its
 economy.
 The
 Chinese
 economy
 accounts
 for
 more
 than
8%
of
the
global
economy,
only
third
behind
the
US
 and
EU,
(both
of
whom
have
also
recorded
a
slowdown).
 Coronavirus
isn't
even
a
respecter
of
celeb
status,
infecting
 rich
and
poor,
sportsmen,
movie
stars,
presidents
and
even
 Health
ministers.

While
 the
 world
 struggles
 to
 deal
 with
 the
 biggest
 pandemic
in
modern
history,
Nigeria
has
been
having
its
 own
share
of
control
and
airport
closures.
With
a
total
of
 111
 confirmed
 cases,
 three
 deaths
 and
 three
 full

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recoveries,
 the
 country
 has
 to
 a
 large
 extent
 tried
 to
 put
 systems
in
place
to
contain
its
spread
-
at
least
for
now.
If
 you
can
take
heed
of
all
the
instructions
from
NCDC
and
 maintain
 proper
 hygiene,
 we
 will
 all
 be
 fine.
 Global
 economy
has
been
one
of
the
most
hit
with
disruption
in
 g l o b a l 
 s u p p l y 
 a n d 
 e c o n o m i c 
 a c t i v i t i e s , 
 g l o b a l
 manufacturing
giants
like
Apple,
Hyundai,
Peugeot,
Procter
 and
Gamble,
Sony,
ZTE,
Erickson
have
had
to
cut
down
their
 revenue
forecast
since
production
had
been
halted
at
the
 start
of
the
year."

has
taken
a
major
hit,
losing
more
than
$40
billion
already.
 The
 Diamond
 Princess
 cruise
 ship,
 which
 docked
 with
 about
700
cases
of
the
coronavirus
reported
may
serve
 as
 a
 deterrent
 against
 cruises,
 even
 after
 the
 outbreak

 has
been
contained.

To
Cruise
 or
Not?

Cancel
Culture

With
this
virus,
everything
has
been
cancelled.

According
 to
 Bloomberg,
 the
 economic
 impact
 of
 this
 pandemic
 could
 see
 recessions
in
the
U.S,
EU
and
Japan
and
the
 slow
 growth
 rate
 could
 cost
 China
 well
 over
 
 $2.7
 trillion
 in
 lost
 output
 —
 equivalent
to
the
entire
GDP
of
the
U.K.
 We
can't
give
you
the
Naira
equivalent—the
money
is
much.
 In
an
attempt
to
stall
the
pandemic,
many
countries
have
 adopted
a
cautionary
measure
to
trade
aka
'please
stay
at
 home'.
The
US
closed
its
borders
to
the
EU,
UK
and
Ireland,
 Russia
to
China
and
global
trade
seems
to
be
threatened.
 The
aviation
industry
contributes
about
$2.7
trillion
(3.6%)
to
 the
global
gross
domestic
product
(GDP)
and
with
Covid19,
 airlines
 have
 lost
 more
 than
 $113
 billion
 due
 to
 travel
 bans
 and
 scant
 plane
 bookings
 even
 with
 cheaper
 flight
 fares
(who
wants
to
travel?).
If
you
see
the
picture
making
 the
rounds
on
the
internet
of
the
Kabba
in
Mecca,
you'll
 know
that
this
thing
is
real.

Russia
Roulette

As
 if
 the
 coronavirus
 wasn't
 enough,
 tensions
 increased
 among
oil
producers
who
have
tried
to
stabilize
the
prices
 for
the
reduced
global
demand
in
the
market.
However,
 the
 inability
 of
 the
 leading
 OPEC
 representative,
 Saudi
 Arabia
and
Russia
to
reach
an
agreement
on
production
 th quotas
triggered
a
27%
drop
in
the
price
of
crude
on
8 
of
 March
 2020,
 its
 lowest
 in
 more
 than
 five
 years.
 Market
 prices
are
now
at
$19.84
per
barrel,
and
it
is
not
a
good
sign
 for
any
of
the
parties
involved.
Outside
of
the
Middle
East
 where
the
cost
of
production
is
lowest,
with
prices
as
low
 as
$25
per
barrel,
the
cost
of
production
could
force
other
 producers
including
Nigeria
and
the
US
out
of
the
market.
 For
instance,
Nigeria
will
be
unable
to
sell
its
oil
since
our
 cost
of
production
is
$38.
Since
oil
accounts
for
more
than
 70%
 of
 our
 revenue
 and
 foreign
 exchange,
 dollar
 rates
 have
gone
up
and
panic
in
the
market
has
set
in.

Uncle
Godwin
of
the
CBN
has
however
assured
us
that
 the
 increased
 rate
 is
 under
 control
 and
 will
 not
 last
 long
 but
 this
 development
 is
 an
 issue
 for
 revenue
 especially
as
we
budgeted
$57
per
barrel
for
oil.

Now
the
Federal
Council
has
cut
our
budget
by
30%
i.e
 money
no
dey
again
but
ogoro
must
still
chop
since
oil
 money
is
our
business
and
now
$1
equals
380,
we
will
be
 fine
laslas..

Mamba
Mentality

COUNTRIES
WITH
CONFIRMED COVID-19
CASES

Football
is
also
cancelled!
It
is
the
worst
news
you
could
 give
a
football
fan.
All
the
top
leagues
have
been
postponed
 causing
an
estimated
loss
of
$200
billion
and
if
you
are
a
 Liverpool
fan,
this
season
could
be
your
greatest
nightmare.
 The
tourism
industry
has
already
lost
more
than
$2
trillion
 since
the
outbreak
with
countries
like
Cape
Verde,
Tanzania
 and
 Greece(Santorini
 people)
 expected
 to
 reduce
 their
 revenue
projections.
In
2017,
boat
cruises
contributed
more
 than
$117
billion
to
the
global
economy.
Today,
the
sector

The
thing
that
can
save
us
now,
is
for
Nigeria
to
start
a
side
 hustle
because
oil
has
dried
up…
for
now.
But
you
guys
 know
say
Naija
no
dey
carry
last.
Since
we
have
land,
we
 can
do
Agriculture
and
agro
processes,
we
can
put
policies
 in
for
trade
since
we
have
market
and
we
can
improve
our
 tax
collection
model
because
we
need
money.

But
 don't
 worry
 whatever
 happens,
 We
 full
 ground,
 no
 shaking.
My
people
just
know
that
where
there's
a
casting
 down,
there
will
be
a
lifting
up
for
us.

Stay
safe
guys!

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Based
On
Logistics

-
Every
Day
Big
Man

This
 is
 probably
 the
 first
 time
 anyone
 has
 used
 this
 term
 “Based
 on
 Logistics”
 to
 talk
 about
 actual
 logistics.
 This
 is
 clear
 evidence
 that
 majority
 of
 Nigerians
 are
 “Serians”
 at
 heart.
We
appreciate
you
and
accept
you
into
our
humble
 community.

The
 recent
 okada
 ban
 in
 Lagos
 really
 opened
 our
 eyes
 to
 the
 importance
 of
 motorcycles
 in
 the
 everyday
 lives
 of
 Nigerians.
 From
 commercial
 transportation
 to
 product
 delivery,
 motorcycles
 have
 become
 an
 integral
 part
 of
 how
 individuals
and
businesses
operate.
Regardless
of
the
ban,
 we
 thought
 to
 let
 you
 know
 that
 if
 you
 have
 been
 considering
 switching
 careers
 to
 become
 an
 okada
rider,
 you
just
might
be
on
the
right
track.

In
2020,
everybody
is
buying
things
online.
E-commerce
 businesses
 have
 grown
 significantly
 and
 expanded
 their
 offerings
into
newer
markets.
Scrolling
through
Facebook,
 Instagram
and
Twitter,
you
can't
miss
the
array
of
updates
 and
 sponsored
 posts—from
 “jojowears”,
 ”dudu's
 kitchen”,
 “delah's
 accessories”
 and
 several
 other
 businesses
 like
 them—leveraging
 the
 power
 of
 social
 media
 to
 access
 a
 global
online
market.
These
businesses
are
facilitated
by
the
 e-commerce
 principles
 of
 online
 orders
 and
 quick
 item
 delivery.

Everyday
big
men
like
me,
and
my
other
millennial
and
GenZ
 colleagues
 need
 everything
 like
 yesterday;
 hence
 businesses
 must
 be
 able
 to
 deliver
 products
 to
 our
 doorsteps
almost
as
soon
as
we
make
the
orders.
So,
for
 internet
businesses—shoe
and
wig
sellers,
food
vendors
 and
others—everything
is
based
on
logistics.
The
need
for
 quick
deliveries
gave
birth
(pun
intended)
to
a
new
logistics
 market
using
motorcycles.
I
like
to
call
it
“okada
logistics”
or
 Okadagistics.

Wetin
Dey
Locomote

The
most
popular
users
of
okada
logistics
are
small
scale
 e-commerce
businesses.
These
businesses
deploy
quick
 logistics
to
deliver
food,
fashion
items,
books
and
almost
 any
other
thing
you
can
buy
online.
Beyond
e-commerce,
 quick
 logistics
 are
 also
 important
 for
 other
 sectors
 like
 healthcare
(for
the
quick
transportation
of
blood
samples,
 medical
 items
 etc)
 and
 agriculture
 (for
 the
 quick
 movement
of
farm
produce).

How
did
we
get
here?

Many
 people
 might
 think
 okada
 logistics
 started
 when
 formal
 companies
 started
 branding
 motorcycles
 with
 fancy
 boxes
 and
 catchy
 logos;
 but
 if
 you've
 ever
 seen
 several
tubers
of
yam
or
two
goats
tied
to
the
back
of
a
 motorcycle;
that,
my
friend
is
okada
logistics.
Social
media
 and
 the
 expansion
 of
 the
 e-commerce
 sector
 to
 accommodate
 several
 small-scale
 businesses
 have
 however
increased
the
need
for
quick
deliveries.

A
 few
 years
 ago
 (in
 the
 stone
 ages),
 people
 might
 have
 been
required
to
go
to
a
post-office
or
find
a
taxi
driver
to
 deliver
items
within
a
city.
Obviously,
post
offices
will
take
 days
to
deliver
and
Lagos
traffic
makes
it
very
difficult
and
 expensive
 for
 companies
 to
 deliver
 small
 products
 with
 cars.
Today
we
see
“GIG”,
“Jumia
Foods”,
“Max.ng”
delivery
 motorcycles
and
several
other
small
brands
breaking
into
 the
 market
 daily.
 Even
 our
 beloved
 Gokada
 recently
 transformed
 their
 bike
 hailing
 service
 into
 a
 delivery
 service,
as
His
Excellency
implemented
the
okada
ban

A
quick
“Google
search”
and
you
will
see
 several
 articles
 teaching
 people
 how
 to
 start
quick
logistics
businesses
in
Nigeria.

Logistics
business

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This
 clearly
 reveals
 the
 increasing
 demand
 for
 okada
 logistics
and
the
intensified
efforts
to
create
more
suppliers
 of
the
service.
In
other
news,
if
you
need
to
'level-up'
your
 logistics
business,
gladly
walk
into
your
one-customer
bank
 and
let's
talk
business. Okadanomics

As
at
2014,
there
were
8
million
registered
 okadas
in
Nigeria.
In
more
“Serious”
terms,
 there
are
more
okadas
than
people
in
many
 Nigerian
states.
 Obviously,
this
number
has
risen
significantly
in
the
last
six
 years,
 especially
 with
 the
 influx
 of
 motorcycle-based
 transport
 and
 logistics
 businesses.
 As
 the
 commercial
 centre
 of
 the
 country,
 Lagos
 accounts
 for
 a
 significant
 portion
of
this
number,
especially
before
the
okada
ban.
At
 the
 time,
 there
 were
 over
 500
 registered
 bike
 logistics
 businesses
 using
 about
 100,000
 bikes
 to
 deliver
 items
 across
the
state
on
a
daily
basis.

In
2019,
logistics
was
the
4th
highest
contributor
to
the
 transport
 sector
 GDP.
 Okada
 logistics
 is
 clearly
 here
 to
 stay,
and
as
more
cities
become
urbanised,
they
too
will
 begin
to
experience
some
“Serious”
okadanomics.
I
guess
 that
is
the
whole
point
of
this
article:
to
let
all
“Serians”
 know
that
motorbikes
do
not
just
get
our
items
delivered
 faster,
they
are
also
driving
our
economy
and
businesses
 to
faster
growth
and
development.

The
next
time
you
see
an
okada
 rider,
 walk
 up
 to
 them
 (don't
 shake
 their
 hands
 #COVID19Mentality)
and
tell
them
they
 are
doing
well”.

These
 activities
 have
 grown
 the
 logistics
 sub-sector
of
the
Nigerian
economy
by
a
 cumulative
23%
in
the
last
seven
years
and
 it
continues
to
expand
yearly.

7



Is
It
OK? -
Lush
Lash

Akube
Balanciaga

In
Obalende,
Lagos,
a
young
bus
conductor
wears
a
bright
 red
t-shirt
with
the
inscription,
"Here
comes
trouble"
(lol!
 The
irony).
A
teenage
girl
dons
another
with
the
inscription
 "flirty,
dirty
and
single"
innocently.
For
decades,
Chuka
in
 Yaba
 market
 and
 Emma
 in
 Aswani
 have
 kept
 the
 trade
 secrets
of
some
of
the
fashion
slay
we
have
come
to
know
 and
 love.
 From
 young
 girls
 and
 boys
 to
 low-income
 families,
people
have
depended
on
second-hand
markets
 to
provide
clothing
for
them
at
very
affordable
rates,
which
 is
the
main
attraction.
These
same
markets
have
provided
 jobs
and
created
a
means
of
income
for
other
families.
As
 viable
as
this
sector
is,
Uncle
Godwin
does
not
want
them
 to
access
funding
for
trade
(FX)
and
does
not
want
their
 products
 to
 come
 in.
 In
 spite
 of
 these
 challenges,
 the
 second-hand
market
keeps
growing.

Digital
 platforms/social
 media
 have
 increased
 the
 proliferation,
so
he
had
better
let
them
in
so
everyone
can
 cashout.
 Bend
Down,
Select

Walking
 through
 Kotangora
 or
 Aswani
 markets
 on
 market
 days,
 the
 most
 chanted
phrase
is
“bend
down,
select”
as
 traders
 urge
 customers
 to
 dive
 into
 the
 bale
of
clothing
to
choose
their
style
and
 size.
 Thrifting
has
since
moved
from
Chuka's
physical
shop
in
 Tejuoso
to
“scroll
and
select”
on
IG.
Like
everything
else,
 thrift
fashion
has
gone
digital.
From
web-based
platforms
 like
jiji.ng
to
Instagram
handles
like
@thriftstunner
and

@thriftandtees,
 second-hand
 clothing
 has
 become
 more
 accessible
and
the
elimination
of
face-to-face
interaction
 (as
in,
never
to
be
caught
unfresh)
has
encouraged
more
 people
to
patronise
the
stores.
If
it
can
be
digitized
it
can
be
 formalised,
 regulated
 and
 even
 taxed
 especially
 as
 this
 sweet
market
serves
more
than
30
million
Nigerians.

Okrika
O.B.O. We've
since
moved
past
the
perception
that
second-hand
 fashion
is
restricted
to
the
low-income
earners—there
is
a
 whole
 industry
 that
 caters
 to
 second-hand
 luxury
 items.
 Whether
second-hand
or
tear-rubber,
a
Hermes
Birkin
is
a
 baby
girl
handbag
and
vendors
are
cashing
in
daily
on
the
 “Okirika
O.B.O.”
market.
You
know
I
always
hook
you
up
with
 new
hustle
,
if
you
are
currently
thinking
of
how
you
will
 hammer
this
2020,
make
it
a
habit
of
going
to
yard
sales
and
 closet
cleanout/charity
sales
of
Bling
lagosians,
cop
a
few
 items
(I
bet
they'll
be
in
pristine
condition)
and
sell
the
well
 photographed
items
on
your
Instagram!

Obviously,
when
Sinzu
Money
and
Jacuzzi
spend,
it
is
emoney,
especially
because
of
the
volume
of
money
spent
 and
their
exposure
to
modern
digital
payment
technology.
 The
heavy
cash
flow
in
these
transactions
makes
them
ripe
 for
taxation
and
formal
integration
into
the
economy.

Nigeria,
my
Nigeria In
her
glory
days,
Nigeria
was
ranked
as
the
second
largest
 textile
hub
in
Sub-Saharan
Africa
just
behind
South
Africa,
 representing
 63%
 of
 the
 textile
 capacity
 in
 West
 Africa,
 before
 neglect
 and
 policy
 inconsistencies
 capsized
 the
 sector.
 The
 number
 of
 textile
 and
 garment
 factories
 fell
 from
 175
 in
 the
 mid
 1990s
 to
 less
 than
 25
 in
 2010,
 while
 employment
from
the
sector
dropped
from
137,000
in
the
 1990s
to
24,000
in
2010.

Consequently,
 this
 led
 to
 the
 decline
 in
 cotton
lint
production
from
98,000
tons
in
 2006
to
55,000
tons
in
2010
and
export
of
 cotton
went
down
from
$44
million
to
$31
 million.

9


...there
is
a
whole
industry
that
 caters
to
second-hand
luxury 
items. With
 lowered
 cotton
 cultivation
 and
 processing,
 the
 government
has
now
tried
to
rejuvenate
the
sector.
One
of
 the
 ways
 they
 are
 doing
 that
 is
 by
 discouraging
 okrika
 market.
The
concerns
of
the
government
about
secondhand
items
are
premised
on
the
perceived
 
competition
 with
the
local
producers.

However,
 experts
 and
 local
 producers
 have
 argued
 that
 second-hand
 markets
 are
not
in
competition
with
them
as
there
 is
naturally
a
price
and
quality
variance
in
 both
categories
of
clothing.
That
is
to
say,
 our
producers
and
the
Oks
can
function
 together
 so
 instead
 of
 strangling
 the
 growth
of
the
sector
we
should
find
ways
 to
formalise
and
integrate
it. Blow
Agenda
–
Version
2 Instead
 of
 clamping
 down
 on
 this
 sub-sector,
 the
 government
should
capitalise
on
the
second-hand
market
 as
another
avenue
to
generate
revenue.
(rhymes).
In
fact,
 the
sector
 
should
be
promoted
since
they
deal
in
goods
 that
 can
 be
 taxed
 a
 second
 time.
 ThredUP,
 the
 world's
 largest
second-hand
shopping
destination
recently
closed
 on
$100
million
fresh
funding
from
investors.

Therefore,
encouraging
policies
that
will
ease
the
sourcing
 of
items
to
grow
the
digital
space
could
also
be
a
source
of
 Foreign
Direct
Investment.

Get
to
know
all
available

weapons
before
 playing
the
game

sterling.ng/cov19

10



Up
NEPA -
Odudu
A.

A
Journey
Down
Memory
Lane

“Up
 Nepa!”—a
 slang
 we
 know
 too
 well
 and
 with
 the
 way
 things
 are
 going,
 our
 children
 might
 know
 it
 as
 well.
 Growing
up,
nothing
got
us
more
excited
than
having
light
 at
home.
Now
grown
and
mature
with
bear
bear,
we're
still
 excited
 by
 it
 after
 a
 long
 day.
 Apart
 from
 corruption,
 insecurity
and
Big
Brother,
nothing
gets
people
talking
more
 than
 'not
 having
 light'.
 Electricity
 generation
 in
 Nigeria
 began
 in
 1896,
 fifteen
 years
 after
 its
 introduction
 by
 our
 colonisers
 and
 was
 transformed
 into
 National
 Electricity
 Power
 Authority
 in
 1972.
 Since
 then,
 like
 St
 Louis
 sugar,
 power
 generation
 has
 remained
 the
 same—largely
 insufficient
to
cater
for
the
growing
population.
How
can
 Nigeria
now
have
4G
and
a
Google
office,
but
power
is
still
 the
same;
brethren
this
is
a
call
for
prayer!

What
is
even
more
wonderful
is
that
the
electricity
tariff
in
 Nigeria
is
one
of
the
highest
in
Africa
at
an
average
of
N31.5
 per
kwh.
The
regulatory
environment
has
created
a
highly
 inefficient
industry
with
high
rates
and
poor
service
delivery. Oluwa
wetin
dey
regulate?

As
I
was
researching,
I
found
out
that
only
30%
of
Nigerians
 are
connected
to
the
national
grid,
with
a
combined
energy
 demand
 of
 30,000
 megawatts.
 Guess
 how
 much
 the
 distribution
companies
are
able
to
give?

3600
 megawatts—12%
 of
 the
 demand.
 At
 the
 end
 of
 Q3
 2018,
 Nigerian
 Electricity
 Regulatory
 Commission(NERC)
 made
more
than
N1.08
billion
in
revenue
at
a
65%
efficiency
 rate
 from
 power
 distributed
 to
 less
 than
 30%
 of
 our
 population.
 With
 13
 power
 stations
 and
 over
 N2
 trillion
 invested
in
the
sector,
why
is
the
largest
economy
in
Africa
 struggling
with
power
distribution?

Anyway,
when
the
going
gets
tough,
the
tough
get
going.
 The
 World
 Bank
 has
 been
 clamouring
 for
 us
 to
 use
 alternative
 sources
 to
 improve
 access
 to
 power.
 Think
 about
it
please,
the
best
light
and
filter
is
Sunlight.
Why
are
 we
not
using
it
more?
 The
Next
Big
Thing

Solar
Power
as
a
service
also
known
as
(Solar
PaaS)
is
a
 structure
where
consumers
are
not
required
to
own
solar
 generating
units
i.e.
actual
infrastructure
but
will
be
billed
 only
based
on
the
wattage
of
electricity
consumed.
While
 PaaS
is
yet
to
be
an
acceptable
venture
by
many,
several
 companies
in
Nigeria
are
already
taking
bold
steps
into
this
 form
of
energy
generation
and
consumption.
'IMPERIUM'
 is
one
of
them.

Though
 there
 are
 other
 approaches
 to
 access
 Solar
 Power
 through
 outright
 purchase
 or
 lease
 to
 own
 structures,
Solar
PaaS
allows
customers
subscribe
to
the
 service
 at
 an
 agreed
 fee
 as
 against
 paying
 bills
 per
 kilowatt
generated
by
the
solar
panels.
 Check
us
out
at
altmall.ng Power
To
The
People

In
 this
 era
 of
 the
 new
 coronavirus,
 having
 light
 is
 so
 important
 because
 we
 shouldn't
 be
 going
 out
 anyhow.
 Netflix
 is
 now
 in
 Naija,
 IrokoTV
 is
 going
 strong
 and
 WhatsApp
 video
 call
 is
 not
 bad.
 For
 us
 to
 survive
 social
 distancing,
we
need
power.

May
God
light
up
our
path.

The
truth
is
we
can
only
pray
to
God
at
this
point
as
he
holds
 all
 power
 in
 his
 hands.
 Well…
 prayer
 and
 also
 become
 ministers
of
power
in
our
homes
and
offices.
Heaven
helps
 those
who
help
themselves
my
people. Ghost-Town

In
 2018,
 MTN,
 reportedly
 spent
 more
 than
 $40million
 on
 power
generation
for
its
businesses.
The
company
primarily
 powers
base
stations
for
about
20
hours
daily
to
keep
its
 network
online;
see
ehn,
MTN
should
tell
us
another
story
as
 to
why
network
is
still
so
poor
abeg,
even
though
NEPA
no
 try
truly.
This
is
the
story
of
most
businesses
in
Nigeria
who
 have
 to
 rely
 on
 alternative
 sources
 outside
 the
 grid.
 Just
 think
about
it,
if
you
have
not
invested
in
a
generator
(diesel
 and
petrol),
candles,
inverters
and
rechargeable
lamps
and
 fans,
are
you
really
in
business
in
this
Nigeria?

12



I
hope
you
enjoyed
being
 ‘Serious.’
Follow
the
guidelines
 below
to
stay
safe!

Wash
your
hands
frequently
 with
soap
and
running
water

Avoid
touching
your
eyes,
nose and
mouth
with
your
hands

sterling.ng/coronavirus

Seek
medical
help
early if
you
show
the
symptoms


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