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MANUFACTURING

State
of
 the
Union -
Prof

I
Don’t
Like
 to
Pay
in
Full

-
UARian

I
Like
the
 Way
You
 Move!

-
Tomiwa


We
never
do
dedications
at
Serious,
but
I
think
there's
a
first
time
for
everything.
 Also
this
is
Serious
X
and
it
just
feels
like
a
shout
out
is
well
deserved!!
 I'm
dedicating
this
edition
to
my
friend,
a
man
of
many
colours.
I
use
him
as
a
 cover
for
everyone
who
despite
going
through
life
with
its
many
spanners
and
 lemons,
remains
kind,
hopeful
and
dedicated
to
living
a
life
they
can
be
proud
 of.
Nigeria
is
difficult,
humans
are
difficult
but
we
have
the
capacity
beyond
 our
imagination
to
excel
and
thrive
in
chaotic
situations. As
I
thought
about
how
to
greet
you,
Wizkid's
voice
ran
through
my
head,
“Man,
 I'm
 feeling
 blessed!”
 It's
 interesting
 because
 that's
 what
 you
 guys
 are—a
 blessing
for
staying
through
the
years
and
reading.
 In
this
edition,
we
bring
you
some
bleak
news
about
the
economy
and

show
 you
ways
to
manoeuvre
for
survival.
We

prophesy
that
Nord
and
Innoson
will
 become
Benz.
Amen?
Amen.
 Lastly,
credit
is
one
of
the
ways
to
survive
this
economy.
Get
familiar,
take
risks
 and
succeed.

 Welcome
again.
I
hope
this
edition
leaves
you
blessed.

Strëët

Bed
rest,
no
 school
for
14
 days,
Doctor!
I
 think
I
may
have Covid!!

..and
video games
pls! Hmm...?!?


STATE
OF
THE
UNION 01

State
of
the
Union

-
Prof

House
of
Sapa

(so
 more
 money
 for
 the
 federal
 government).
 However,
 since
 our
 refineries
are
not
ready,
we
don't
expect
fuel
pump
prices
to
go
down.
 With
our
government
still
paying
subsidies,
we
are
still
buying
our
 own
oil
(GIGO).

There
is
a
silver
lining
as
always,
guys;
there
are
strawberries
in
Jos
 and
against
all
odds;
Chelsea
are
the
champions
of
Europe!!!!

"This
is
Nigeria,
anything
your
eye
 see,
take
am
like
that.”

~Random
Twitter
User

Amaka
Igwe
was
one
of
the
greatest
filmmakers
in
Nigerian
history.
It
is
 even
more
outstanding
that
she
shattered
the
glass
ceiling
for
women
 when
the
industry
was
male-dominated.
One
of
her
most
exceptional
 works
features
a
large
family
in
a
certain
house—a
poignant
reflection
 of
society.
Living
with
a
large
family
is
not
the
easiest,
but
we
know
the
 only
way
to
succeed
in
commotion
is
through
unity.

Unity
 is
 even
 more
 crucial
 in
 this
 era
 of
 sapa;
 everything
 don
 cost.
 Inflation
is
doing
gengen
and
we
would
like
to
thank
everyone
involved
 for
the
tremendous
work
done.
Everything

is
going
up
and
everyone
is
 feeling
 it,
 even
 the
 1%.
 If
 you
 have
 more
 than
 5K
 in
 your
 account,
 coman
 cut
 soap
 biko.
 Although
 Nigeria
 has
 officially
 exited
 the
 recession,
it
hasn't
reflected
in
our
day-to-day
activities;
ask
Chicken
 Republic;
refuel
is
no
more
fueling.

Things
Fall
Apart

"Chinua
Achebe
never
see
anything
 when
he
said
things
fall
apart.”

~the
Bro
from
Twitter
corner

It's
been
over
a
month
now
since
The
Great
Dip.
While
there's
now
 some
stability,
we
are
reminded
of
how
unstable
digital
currencies
 can
be,
especially
as
a
store
of
value.
Despite
the
China
ban
and
Elon
 Musk
tweeting
concerns
about
carbon
emissions,
investors
are
not
 relenting,
 and
 the
 CBN
 isn't
 backing
 down
 either
 in
 its
 efforts
 to
 defend
 the
 naira.
 As
 the
 planting
 season
 continues,
 we
 hope
 the
 security
 situation
 improves
 so
 that
 our
 people
 in
 the
 various
 food
 belts
can
at
least
engage
in
farming
activities.

The
government
has
actually
responded
in
its
own
way.
The
finance
 bill
reduced
personal
income
tax
and
exempted
small
businesses
from
 paying
 tax.
 Still,
 as
 with
 most
 policies
 in
 Nigeria,
 our
 problem
 is
 implementation.
We
have
also
seen
Uncle
Godwin
help
businesses
by
 offering
 12-month
 repayment
 extensions
 to
 several
 companies
 for
 loans
worth
over
₦7.1
billion.
Our
FX
battle
seems
to
be
a
lost
cause
 anyway,
so
we
know
we
have
no
option
but
to
buy
Nigerian.

With
 the
 second
 dose
 of
 vaccines
 currently
 being
 administered
 in
 most
parts
of
Nigeria,
it's
about
to
be
a
derry
December
in
July.
In
case
 you
haven't
got
your
vaccine;
biko,
fix
up.
For
the
first
time
in
over
100
 years,
we
hear
that
Europe
has
generated
more
renewable
energy
 than
fossil
energy.
More
organisations
are
beginning
to
commit
to
 greener
investments—you
know
what
that
means
for
the
largest
oil
 producer
in
Africa.
There
are
whispers
that
fuel
pump
price
might
be
 moving
to
the
realm
of
no
return;
omo
Naija,
be
strong!

It
is
not
just
what
we
buy
that
is
going
up;
thankfully,
we
have
seen
oil
 prices
maintain
average
pricing
of
$70
against
the
$40
that
we
planned

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While
it
is
not
mainstream
news,
the
US
also
witnessed
a
4.2%
inflation
 exceeding
the
2%
target
as
consumer
prices
moved
up
and
prices
of
 secondhand
cars
went
up
by
10%.

If
a
whole
US
is
experiencing
inflation,
who
are
we
biko?

A
new
digital banking
 experience! Open
an
account
to
transact,
 save,invest,
borrow
and
earn

Alkebulans
Arise!!

"We
dey
roll
dice,
but
na
God
dey
give
 Double-Six."

OneBank

~
One
man
like
that
in
Warri

We
hear
that
the
government
is
contemplating
a
change
of
name
so
 get
 ready
 to
 exist
 in
 UAR.
 One
 of
 the
 skills
 that
 every
 Nigerian
 has
 developed
 is
 adaptability;
 we
 find
 ways
 to
 adjust
 despite
 the
 tough
 times.
Save,
invest
and
pray;
we
go
dey
alright.

We
trust
that
our
government
is
doing
its
best
to
improve
the
situation.
 Like
Fuji
house,
we
can
come
together
to
improve
the
condition
of
our
 country,
and
we
are
at
our
best
when
we
work
together.

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02

I
Don’t
Like
to
Pay
in
Full

-
UARian

Man
Proposes,
Sapa
Disposes

In
the
beginning,
there
was
sapa.”

~
Adamu

For
as
long
as
humankind
has
existed,
there
has
been
some
form
of
 trade
and
exchange.
The
hunter
exchanged
bushmeat
with
the
farmer
 who
 had
 yam.
 An
 abundance
 of
 both
 meant
 that
 through
 a
 gentleman's
agreement,
everybody
was
okay.
As
the
population
grew,
 it
 became
 necessary
 to
 store
 value
 beyond
 casual
 exchanges
 and
 boom;
we
created
money.
But
the
problem
is
that
it's
not
every
time
 there
is
money
on
ground;
many
times,
the
ground
is
dry
and
needs
 wetting
before
the
rain.
So,
people
started
to
call
in
favours
to
purchase
 goods
and
pay
for
them
later,
in
cash
or
kind.
That's
how
the
credit
 system
 was
 born:
 a
 system
 to
 correct
 the
 unequal
 distribution
 of
 income
and
produce. No
Credit
Today;
Come
Tomorrow
 “Credit
is
for
only
those
who
are
 95
years
old
and
above,
if
they
 come
with
their
grandmother.” ~
Frustrated
Iya
Wale

The
credit
system
probably
worked
well
until
people
stopped
repaying,
 despite
being
known
by
their
creditors.
This
created
a
need
to
design
a
 more
 structured
 approach
 for
 giving
 credit,
 especially
 for
 potential
 borrowers
that
don't
have
prior
relationships
with
lenders.
It
was
also
 crucial
for
people
who
had
money
in
excess
(tatibiji)
to
find
the
best
 way
to
give
people
who
did
not
have
enough
(sapalonas).
The
credit
 system
is
beyond
religious
beliefs,
skin
colour
or
location—it
affects
all
 of
us!
Today,
credit
is
even
more
critical
as
our
needs
outweigh
our
 income
and
the
inflation
continues
to
go
up.

Credit
 is
 a
 major
 driver
 for
 economic
 growth.
 In
 2020,
 the
 year
 of
 lesafere,
 credit
 applications
 grew
 by
 over
 45%
 as
 the
 effect
 of
 the
 pandemic
 ate
 in.
 And
 this
 figure
 only
 covers
 registered
 credit
 institutions;
the
number
is
even
higher
with
informal
credit
schemes.
If
 not
for
my
grandma
that
came
through
with
the
urgent
2K,
who
knows
 how
I
would
have
survived
this
year.

LOAN
IN
 5
MINUTES

Today,
credit
goes
beyond
cash;
it
is
ingrained
in
all
facets
of
business
 and
financial
activities.
Telcos,
for
example,
made
a
huge
profit
from
 giving
airtime
and
data
credit
to
their
customers
in
2020.
We
heard
 that
the
yellow
network
made
around
₦44bn
from
subscribers
who
 borrowed
 data
 or
 airtime.
 Although
 there
 are
 some
 biases
 against
 taking
credit
in
Nigeria,
don't
dull;
credit
is
very
importanter.
Imagine
if
 the
 federal
 government
 can't
 borrow
 money;
 if
 the
 government
 needs
credit
to
run
the
economy,
biko,
who
are
you?

Five-minute
Madness “If
you
are
in
Rome,
behave
like
 the
Romans,
but
the
minute
you
 enter
Lagos,
shine
your
eyes.” ~
Uncle
Tobunsun
from
Agege

Because
of
the
demand
for
credit,
we
have
seen
the
expansion
of
the
 loan
 shark
 industry,
 giving
 credit
 at
 ridiculous
 rates
 due
 to
 high
 demand
 and,
 as
 usual,
 fraudulent
 activities.
 We
 can't
 vouch
 for
 everything
you
see
out
there,
though
we
acknowledge
that
there
are
 good
ones.
However,
there
is
one
that
blows
our
minds;
it
caters
to
all
 aspects
of
credit
that
you,
our
Serians,
will
ever
need.
In
developed
 countries,
 a
 credit
 score
 allows
 citizens
 to
 access
 credit,
 per
 the
 structured
approach
we
mentioned
earlier.
Since
data
collection
isn't
 strong
in
NIgeria,
our
friends
at
Sterling
developed
a
similar
system
 known
as
Specta
Score.

That's
not
even
the
best
part;
it
helps
you
to
access
credit
in
less
than
 five
minutes
through
our
spectacular
product
we
call
Specta.
There's
 more—;
PaywithSpecta
for
people
who
don't
want
money,
but
prefer
 to
 purchase
 goods
 on
 credit
 directly
 from
 the
 comfort
 of
 their
 homes.

It's
 not
 rocket
 science
 to
 access
 credit
 today;
 be
 reliable,
 have
 a
 steady
source
of
income,
bad
as
e
bad
save
consistently
and
repay
on
 time.
And
for
those
who
collect
loans
from
different
places
and
run
 street,
there
are
credit
bureaus
that
make
it
easy
to
track
you
down.
 We
have
technology
to
thank
for
the
growth
in
credit
disbursement,
 and
at
critical
times
like
this,
we
are
glad
that
there
is
a
solution
for
us.
 So,
for
people
that
don't
like
to
pay
in
full,
we
gat
you!

How
to
get
a
Specta
Loan

YOU
HAVE
A
MAIL

TO
GET STARTED
 Visit: www.myspecta.com

6



03

I
Like
the
Way
You
Move!

-
Tomiwa A
Better
Time

Throwbacks
 are
 sweet;
 they
 represent
 a
 beautiful
 collection
 of
 memories.
We
cherish
and
love
them,
especially
when
it
comes
to
 lifestyles
 and
 how
 things
 used
 to
 be.
 That's
 why
 we
 love
 vintage
 outfits,
music
(shoutout
to
MJ
and
Oliver
de
Coque),
hairstyles
and
 wine
(1980
Calem
won't
be
bad
for
this
weather)
—
they
bring
that
 warm
nostalgic
feeling.

We
 also
 love
 vintage
 cars.
 For
 members
 of
 generation
X,
they
remember
that
long
before
the
 frenzy
for
a
Benz
or
Bentley,
we
had
a
number
one
 citizen—The
 Peugeot
 504.
 We
 also
 had
 the
 Volkswagen
 Passat
 and
 my
 grandpa's
 favourite,
 Ijapa
—
the
beetle.
 The
 beauty
 of
 these
 early
 cars
 was
 that
 they
 were
 assembled
 in
 Nigeria.
Hence,
they
were
super
affordable—Nigerians
were
balling.
I
 recall
seeing
a
random
newspaper
advert
for
the
classic
Volkswagen
 Beetle
1980
for
just
₦3,984
(shawarma
and
pulpy
money).
With
the
 economic
 hardship
 and
 struggles
 of
 the
 late
 80s
 and
 early
 90s,
 it
 became
 almost
 impossible
 to
 run
 our
 car-assembly
 factories,
 and
 ultimately,
cars
became
a
luxury.
As
Nigerians
adapted,
we
cut
our
 coats
 according
 to
 our
 cloth,
 which
 gave
 rise
 to
 the
 popularity
 of
 second-hand
vehicles,
popularly
called
tokunbos. Tear
Rubber

After
more
than
15
years
of
decline,
President
Jonathan
introduced
 the
National
Automotive
Industry
Development
Plan
(NAIDP)
in
2013
 to
 boost
 domestic
 production
 and
 reduce
 importation.
 We
 saw
 import
duties
go
up
to
70%
for
completely
built
vehicles
and
20%
for
 completely
knocked
cars.
Whether
this
policy
works
or
not
is
a
story
 for
 another
 day,
 but
 it
 has
 led
 to
 a
 number
 of
 car
 importers
 assembling
some
of
their
cars
in
Nigeria.

N3,984

purchasing
 power.
 The
 ever
 eroding
 middle
 class
 has
 seen
 a
 40%
 reduction
 in
 capital
 expenditure,
 coupled
 with
 increased
 food
 inflation,
ensuring
that
even
when
you
meet
your
primary
expenses
 (food,
clothing
and
shelter),
you
have
little
left
to
save
and
even
less
for
 “frivolities”
 like
 cars
 (na
 person
 wey
 no
 get
 sapa
 dey
 think
 of
 car
 ~
 Aristotle
19BC).
Since
we
blame
Covid
for
everything,
we
can
also
find
a
 role
for
Covid
here
as
well.

The
 tokunbos:
 majorly
 the
 CKDs
 (Completely
 Knocked
 Down)
 and
 SKDs
 (Semi
 knocked
 down)
 make
 up
 70%
 of
 imported
 cars,
 but
 with
 trade
 restrictions
and
economic
struggles
in
other
parts,
 we
 have
 seen
 a
 reduction
 in
 the
 purchase
 of
 second-hand
cars. Slo-Mo

The
government
has
tried
to
balance
things
out
through
its
policies.
 From
the
NAIDP
to
the
finance
bill,
which
was
set
to
reduce
import
 duty
 on
 cars
 and
 trucks,
 we
 have
 seen
 different
 administrations
 attempt
to
improve
the
car
manufacturing
industry.
Still,
maybe
we
are
 trying
to
solve
the
wrong
problems.
According
to
NBS,
only
about
20
 million
 vehicles
 are
 owned
 meaning
 that
 no
 matter
 the
 incentives
 available
to
potential
buyers,
affordability
is
more
important.
And
since
 we
 are
 in
 Nigeria,
 there
 are
 very
 limited
 vehicle
 financing
 options,
 especially
with
high
interest
rates.
Don't
worry,
we
gat
you
covered
 with
Alt
Drive

The
prices
of
indigenous
cars
are
also
on
the
high
side.
This
results
 from
 the
 activities
 of
 car
 smugglers,
 high
 cost
 of
 production
 and
 standardisation,
 which
 makes
 it
 almost
 impossible
 for
 locally
 manufactured
cars
to
compete
with
international
brands.

At
this
point,
we
can
all
see
why
cars
are
expensive,
 and
 the
 solution
 las
 las
 is
 to
 start
 producing
 our
 own.
 It
has
also
increased
the
price
of
imported
vehicles
and
the
activities
 of
 car
 smugglers
 who
 have
 taken
 advantage
 of
 Benin
 Republic's
 opposite
policy
to
bring
in
more
cars
via
their
port
to
meet
the
local
 demand.
 So,
 despite
 these
 developments,
 why
 are
 car
 prices
 skyrocketing?

This
 can
 only
 be
 achieved
 by
 an
 enabling
 environment
 in
 terms
 of
 policies,
 sector
 incentives
 and
 infrastructure
 where
 local
 producers
 can
thrive.
Producers
on
their
end
have
to
work
on
delivering
products
 that
match
international
standards
and
are
worth
the
extra
money.
We
 have
a
long
way
to
go,
but
steadily,
we
go
reach
our
bus
stop.

Too
fast,
Too
Serious

Between
2013
and
2021,
the
dollar
to
naira
exchange
rate
grew
by
 160%.
Since
international
production
is
in
dollars,
we
can
see
why
the
 Honda
Civic,
priced
at
₦3.2
million
in
2013,
is
about
₦9
million
today,
 according
 to
 Naijauto.com.
 As
 Nigerians,
 we
 kuku
 love
 imported
 goods,
and
cars
are
no
exception.
We
hear
that
we
spent
₦1.28
trillion
 (sapa
is
shaking)
importing
used
cars
and
motorcycles
between
Q3
 2019
and
Q2
2020.
Trillion
oh!
In
under
a
year!!
Apart
from
the
FX
 crisis,
 the
 economic
 woes
 of
 Nigeria
 have
 significantly
 affected

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Thank
You!

I
hope
you
enjoyed
being
‘Serious.’
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remember,
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