The Wolf and three goats.
Once upon a time there was a wolf, astonishing as he might appear, there was evil to be found within the creature. Though his mind was truly impeccable, he sucked at everything! Now , he was going to the future to finish his duty.. The wolf timetravelled and succeeded. Somewhere in the big city of Helsinki, there were three little goats living in a loft.
One day goats’ mom went to buy some milk and what happened next, WAS SHOCKING. The goats asked their mum if she was leaving them. Mom was shocked and said no. Mom told the goats she wasn’t going to leave them and warned them about the wolf. She had checked her
Facebook and there had been posts about how a crazy wolf was walking around and speaking like an old man. The goats weren’t interested and thought it was a joke.
The wolf drove his Lamborghini and arrived at the goats’ house. He knocked on the door and lied about being their mother and asked to open the door. The goats acted like vloggers and said that he wasn’t their mom because she didn’t speak like an old wolf and dressed way better than him.
The wolf drove to the store and asked the shop owner politely for the clothes of a modern-day
person. The shop owner suggested showing the wolf all the men’s clothes he had but the wolf said no and asked for women’s clothing instead. The owner apologised and though that the wolf was a female and sold the clothes to the wolf.
In front of the goats’ house, the wolf knocked on the door again and asked to open the door. The goats acted like vloggers again. The goats said they could see the wolf’s ugly hair from the window and shouted to get the hell outta there. They said that he wasn’t their mom Karen.
The Wolf entered the shop again and asked for a Karen’s haircut. The shop owner refused to cut wolf’s hair so he could look like Karen. The wolf threatened to devour the shop owner if he would not cut wolf’s hair.
On the goats’ doorway again, the Wolf offered them a gluten-free, lactose-free, biological, ketofriendly and low carbon dioxide produced candy
bars. The wolf succeeded and the goats hid themselves. How they got rid of the Wolf?
The emo goats peformed evil magic to make the wolf go away. And they happily lived motherless ever after.
