Dilemma Bud said, "I'll eat anything, what should it be?" so I dared him to swallow a dollar and I gave him the change that I had in my pants and he smiled and he loosened his collar. And he measured the coins into three little stacks and he placed them in line on his tongue and in one fancy slurp he just sucked them all down. Quite impressive for someone so young. And Bud smiled the smile of someone who knew he had clearly impressed the small crowd, and he topped it all off with a fifty cent burp, very classy and not very loud. Now I said eat a dollar, but Bud really ate more like $1.25 or about, and I'd like the refund of the difference except I'm afraid where the change will come out.
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