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CONTENTS Letters Fanatical Food Fighters Breaking News Music Interviews Crappuccino Squirrels Have Small Brains If I Ruled A School
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I’m a Buffalo Wing Potato Ninja Letter of Complaint Team Henry Attachable Devil Horns Sound in a Bottle Basic Businessman Ted & his Bread Machine #1 Ted & his Bread Machine #2 Evil Sire Cuteypie Gibberish For Sale Ways for Pie to Die How President-like Are You? The Manbugs Potion of the Day Luck Dictionary Anonymous Fake Poll Strange Creatures An Array of Personal Items A Warning Bob Blinky
Deals & Ideals
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Friday: A Short Story
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Rodents What Do You Think This Is? Diary of an Egg Clothes for Your Mood The Talking Taco Diary of a Mom November Rain Gell Family Portraits The Bat Witch
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Paper
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What Will Happen Strange, Strange People Dylan’s Dating Advice Weird Families What’s Going On? Lily’s Superstars The Duck That Ate Cake When the Ducks Show Up Found Poems
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Deducted Chickens
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May the 4th Be With You Free Verse Poetry Crazy Unicorns
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A Nice Drawing
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My Sheepish Duck Special Advertising Section How Pugs Got Their Faces Top Pizza of SD Contributors
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Pie & Cheese
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On Spiders Mad Ballerinas Our New Mascot
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DEAR SHEEPISH DUCK 281 COUNTY ROAD BARRINGTON, RI 02806 Write to us.
No fan mail. Again. Frowny face.
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BREAKING NEWS! By Dylan Ingham
f SANTA IS TURNING PSYCHO Santa is turning psycho! He has been rigging kids’ presents with TNT and grenades! Also, Santa has traded his reindeer for mutant monsters and his sleigh for a bombing plane! Thankfully, U.S. Forces are fighting back by poisoning the cookies and milk. The fight goes on.
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BREAKING NEWS! By Dylan Ingham
EASTER BUNNY DOING ILLEGAL ACTS In a desperate search for eggs, the famous Easter Bunny began poaching the rare golden ostrich eggs and disguising them in paint. Luckily, Animal Protection Acts have saved many of the eggs from certain death in the hands of that villain ous bunny. The struggle goes on.
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QUEEN INTERVIEW WITH DYLAN By Eli Kelley
FACT: At Sheepish Duck, Dylan heard the door creek two notes to “Another One Bites the Dust.” FAVORITE: When Dylan imagines “We Will Rock You,” he thinks of Fenway Park.
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U2 INTERVIEW WITH BRENNA By Eli Kelley
FAVORITE: Bono has cool sunglasses. FACT: They go on tour 360 days a year. FAVORITE: Super cool set-up for stage. FACT: Part of their ticket sales go to Africa to sick people. FAVORITE: They are from the best country (Ireland!). FACT: They’ve been making hit songs since 1976. FACT: They’ve won 22 Grammy Awards.
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CRAPPUCCINO By Eli Kelley
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KENDALL JONES
SQUIRRELS HAVE SMALL BRAINS A Short Story
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his morning I rode my bike to school and I passed a bush where I saw two small, long-tailed rodents (some call them squirrels) jumping and such, climbing among the poor bush’s limbs. Thinking they would stay there, or go the other way, or stay there, I passed nonchalantly. One tried to run across the street right in front of my bicycle wheel. I stopped in time, and after further inspection and some math, I found (although I am not an expert on these small, furry imbeciles) that this squirrel’s brain has the same mass and volume as a peanut. I let the animal go, still wobbly, and finished my ride. 11
IF I RULED A SCHOOL by Hannah Hicks -Santos
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f I ruled a school , I would charge kids’ parents to send them to school and, like it or not, their kids would get a puppy.
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DEALS + IDEALS by Evan Stabac h
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ERICA DOMINGUEZ
FRIDAY A Short Story
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tighten my ponytail one last time, running my fingers through the waves of browninsh gold. Boy, do I deserve this weekend. Smoothing my bangs, I
maneuver through a colorful sea of kids. The weekend is so close, I can almost touch it. And yet, I still have two more hours before I get home. Squeezing through a few clusters of fifth grade boys, I reach Mike. His unshaven face is framed with glasses and jet black hair, a look that says no nonsense. Today, as always, he wears his black fleece vest with the YMCA logo, along with a flannel shirt and khakis. I lean against the heater, warming my back, and close my eyes. 14
After a moment, I hear Mike’s binder snap shut. Whoopee! We’re leaving. Outside the building, I break into a run on the soggy grass. Hopping up the bus steps, I unzip my jacket and flop onto the left backseat, my unofficial seat. Buckling my seatbelt, I gaze outside the window and sigh. Driving away from the school, Mike turns on a classic rock station. As the violet notes of the piano fill the air, my gaze again falls on the outside. Sometimes I see people I know. Sometimes I see empty sidewalk. Either way, I like to press my face against the cold glass. It feels good if you have a headache. Houses, trees, and cars whiz by, and my breath fogs up the glass. Again, I close my eyes and listen to the kids chat and shout.
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RODENTS An Anonymous Drawing
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? by Evan Stabac h
2 for a monster. 1 for a squashed chicken. 1 for a dog missing body parts. 1 for a muppet. 1 for a duck. 1 for a guy doing peace. A hippo. 17
LIZA OBEL-OMIA & ERICA DOMINGUEZ
DIARY OF AN EGG
MONDAY Today my friends and I were taken from under the warm fluffy thing. I believe I heard the human egg eaters call it a chicken. We were placed in a strange box with separate little compartments. I have no idea where we are going. I want to go home. TUESDAY I am still in this cold, moving vehicle. My friends and I have been screaming for help all night. Nobody can hear us. That is one of the problems with being an egg. We make no noises that aren’t audible for anybody besides eggs. Except when people crack us.
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WEDNESDAY Still in the…what’s it called? Still in the truck. Wait, I think we stopped moving. OH MY EGGSHELLS!!! We are in the air. A human has picked up our torture box. We can hear the agonizing screams of miserable little eggs as their boxes are picked up. Maybe this is just an awful, unpleasant nightmare. Yes, eggs dream too. But yet—I know I’m awake. THURSDAY Yesterday after being picked up, we were brought in here, to this terrifying place of linoleum and bright lights. There are so many humans here, pushing huge silver carts filled with boxes and bottles and vegetables. There are other eggs here, too. Some of their torture boxes are the same color as ours. Others have different little boxes. Some are light brown, like us. Others are pure white. But we are all very depressed. This place is just so cold… so cold… FRIDAY I started talking to another egg in another carton, as I am told they are called. He said this place is called a supermarket. I hate supermarkets. SATURDAY OH MY EGGSHELLS (again)!!! I am being lifted up (again)! WHAT IS GOING ON? “Goodbye!” I shout, as our carton leaves the shelf. We have been gently placed into a giant, silver cart. There is no telling what will happen to us. I only hope that this twisted fairy tale has a happy ending.
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CLOTHES FOR YOUR MOOD By Jack Killilea
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THE TALKING TACO & THE PAC-MANISH VIDEO GAME By Jack Killilea
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DIARY OF A MOM By Liza Obel-Omia
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July 20 Dear Diary, Today is my first day writing in you. It sounds fun pouring all my feeling into a leather book. Well, anyway, today I bought this book. Abby begged me not tio. Then she saw her friends Lindy and Jess. She grabbed the book from my hand and hid it behind her back. She’s at that stage where she tries to be all cool and is embarrassed by me, her
mother, her mom, her mommy. Sorry. I get a little emotional when I think of my little Abby.That is what happened today. Good night, Kate
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Dear Diary, Today I saw Abby’s diary on her floor. I read it and was sad to see that she hates her diary. I frowned. I guess it’s OK, though. She was mostly out playing, I mean hanging. Oh well, she grows. It’s not my fault, is it? It is!! Got to go Love, Kate
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NOVEMBER RAIN By Evan Stabach
November Rain, May Flowers. My hands smell like cinnamon. It’s a rainy day. Kindle time.
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GELL FAMILY PORTRAITS By Anonymous
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THE BAT WITCH By Emma Germano
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PAPER
By Dr. Person Writing This
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ello Faithful Readers! This is Dr. Person Writing this. Today I will tell you about a piece of paper. It’s one of my favorite things ever! So here it goes…
A piece of paper is full of endless possibility. It can be anything. It may be a drawing or a penguin. It could also be a place for thought. A piece of paper is like the sky. Anything can happen. Well, that’s about it. Oh, that is also the reason thought bubbles look like clouds, because they are so similar. Thanks for listening!
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE WORLD ENDS By Dr. Person Writing This
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ello Faithful Readers! This is Dr. Person Writing this. Today I am going to tell you about what will happen when the world ends. So here it goes…
When the world ends, monkeys will be running through New York City. They will be wearing hats woven from rainbows. Hats will become shoes and donkeys will be horses. Water will become colorful and expand like it’s cold. Shadows will be vanquished. I know it doesn’t sound real, but it will happen. I have the word of a reliable psychic. See ya next time! - Dr. Person Writing This
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Strange, Strange People By Dr. Person Writing This
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ello! This is Dr. Person Writing This. Today I am going to tell you about some very strange people, and the way they spend their time.
The person who invented milk. I mean, who said, ―I shall go under the animal’s belly and tug on the dangly things and drink what comes out‖? I mean, really. The first person to eat a coconut. This person decided to hit a fuzzy oval that fell on their head. Out of anger. When it opened up, they randomly decided to eat what was inside. The person who made a woolen piece of cloth. They pulled out their sheep’s hair because it had grown so long that the sheep was a rolling ball of fuzz. Then this person used the fluff to take their stress out on. It stretched into what they decided to use as yarn to knit with. So there you have it, folks. Those are time’s strangest people.
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Dylan’s Dating Advice By Dylan Ingham
Dear Dylan,
Dear Girlfriend Who Thinks You Have bad Advice,
I don’t like my boyfriend, but I can’t break up with him. I went on a date because I lost a bet, but he doesn’t know it. Help!
You’re welcome. Sincerely, Dylan
Signed, Girlfriend Needs Help Barrington, RI
Dear Dylan, I went on a double date with my friend, but my date turned out horrible and her date was awesome. I tried making small talk with him, but my friend glared and mouthed ―Back off!‖ HELP! Signed, Double Date Trouble Providence, RI
Dear Girlfriend Needs Help, Quit sympathizing with him and break up for goodness sakes! Sincerely, Dylan
Dear Dylan,
Dear Double Date,
OK! I did! Cried, and wasn’t at school for three whole days! Great advice, loser!
Next time he tries to talk to you, mouth off and glare at him. Sincerely, Dylan
Signed, Girlfriend Who Thinks You Have Bad Advice Barrington, RI
Dear Dylan, What the what??!! Signed, Double Date Trouble
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Weird Families By Liza Obel -Omia & Emma Germano
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LILY’S NOT THAT TALENTED SUPERSTARS PEOPLE DRAWINGS By Liza Obel -Omia
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LILY’S SUPERSTAR DATES PEOPLE DRAWINGS By Liza Obel -Omia
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LILY’S GIRL SINGERS PEOPLE DRAWINGS By Liza Obel -Omia
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THE DUCK THAT ATE CAKE & MARRIED A SHEEP & ATE MORE CAKE & EXPLODED & ATE GRASS by Dylan Ingham
Oh, no. The duck EXPLODED! Let us all repent.
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WHEN THE DUCKS SHOW UP By Liza Obel -Omia
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hen the ducks come, I would say “Yo, yo, wazzup ducks!” I would dance for them and sing, “Yo, yo, hey ducks…now put yo tails in the air. And wave them around…” I would then smile and walk away.
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FOUND POEMS By Finlay Earsman
That warm air in the Unit ed St ates Dr. Bob Sheets predicting a hurricane. Seek medical help.
In some Florida towns movies, books, poet ry and paintings appeared on TV toget her at half past seven. “We’re not going to be able to save everyone,” they said. Daughter start ed to scream. It was worth the bother.
Nearly blinded her, she began to eat boring things. Veget able syrup is for tummy upsets. A piece of gossip t o pass on . Duchess of Kent burned red.
It is summer. Trees in South Carolina, Cracks in windows. People didn’t know.
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PIE AND CHEESE: A POLL By Evan Stabach
r I asked Sheepish Duck about pie and cheese.
RESULTS Not a fan A fan Goat cheese is evil Good and bad Pie and Cheese are great
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ON SPIDERS By Dylan Ingham
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piders are eight - legged elephants that particularly res ide in abandoned hotels, but only purple ones (which ar e extremely hard to find). Many people are s cared of spiders because in the past, spiders would fart on broccoli right before th e victim could eat it. An experience as traumatizing as that would instantly trigger fear of the doer of the crime, who is in this case, a spider. Spiders are usually born at around 48 centimeters tall and grow to the size of approximately 30 geese (not including the heads and tails). When spiders are growing up, they have many dangers to deal with, such as flynos , moles r iding underground bicycles , and paper dragons. Spiders are very social and will give presents of lipstick, cows, and other things (though none are nearly as mysterious) to anybody that will accept them.
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MAD BALLERINAS By Hannah Hicks -Santos
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OUR MASCOT By Evan Stabach
Sheepish is our new mascot. He seems quiet compared to the rest of us. It seems right that he is so sheepish because his fur is so sparkly. Sheepish’s Christmas treat:
1. Melt kiss or hug.
2. Place M&M on top of kiss or hug. 3. Freeze
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I’M A BUFFALO WING By Dylan Ingham
I’m a buffalo wing. I don’t make sense because I am not a wing. I also don’t make sense because even though My name is BUFFALO wing I am really a CHICKEN wing!!! I am only called buffalo wing because I am made in the town of Buffalo, but I am also made in towns other than Buffalo!! So basically, my name is a complete #*$%!*%#$?*#$ contradiction!!!!!!!! Goodbye!....for now
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POTATO NINJA By Finlay Earsman
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A LETTER OF COMPLAINT By Jack Killilea
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Dear School District of
I am sending this to you about the bagged pancakes. They were in blue bags with a Pillsbury mascot. I don’t mean to offend you and your “school chef.” But the first thing I did not like about the bagged pancakes is they were maple syrup flavored. Which totally loses the point of pancakes and maple syrup. My next problem, Mr. Superintendent, is your first name is Vonce, and so far Vonce’s have a history of mucking things up. I did some research on the name Vonce. Vonce Voltria blew up Nebraska because someone from Omaha stole his last crumpet. Vance Hooterstein destroyed the cranberry factory in Antarctica, the biggest cranberry factory on earth, as most educated people know. It produced half of Jamaica’s cranberries. Hooterstein was a kleptomaniac with a cranberry addiction. He read in a tabloid that they stopped making cranberries and he hated the owner for shutting down the factory. In a vengeance, he traveled all the way to Antarctica from Italy, and went straight to his storage facility to get the explosive rubber chairs he had stolen five years earlier, which didn’t explode when he threw them at the factory. Then a factory worker tried to shoot Vonce Hooterstein with a flame thrower, but ended up melting the whole factory (which was made of steel). As you can see, I am extraordinarily mad about the bagged pancakes. I might have gotten a little off topic just because I hate the name Vonce so much. If I think about it, I guess I didn’t dislike the pancakes that much. Sincerely, Jack 45
TEAM HENRY By Dylan Ingham
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SOUND IN A BOTTLE By Evan Stabach
1. Drink any beverage in a glass bottle besides Orangina. 2. Add sound below name. 3. Blow across the top. 4. (Optional) Write any word that sounds cool (never mind the definition)
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BASIC BUSINESSMAN By Jack Killilea
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TED AND HIS BREAD MACHINE #1 By Liza Obel-Omia
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ed has a bread machine. He loves it. He takes it everywhere. Once he even took it to the porta potty and then to the appliance store, where they thought he was
stealing, so he had to show them it was older than the others. One day, though, Ted’s bread machine broke. He was sad. But luckily his friend Travis was a bread machine fixer and knew how to fix it. They worked very hard and soon Ted’s bread machine was fixed! “Yay! Yes!” Ted cried. He smiled at his friend. “Thanks,” he said. “Anytime,” his friend said. Ted had his bread machine back. “Now I can make buttery bread and my famous steamed Brussels sprouts and chicken.”
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TED AND HIS BREAD MACHINE #2 By Liza Obel -Omia
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ed is happy. His bread machine is working. Then one day, though, Ted dropped his bread machine down a ditch. Oh no! He pulled out his phone. “Travis,
Travis, I need you! I dropped my bread machine! What will I do?” Ted said, holding back tears. “I’m in Swampy Swamp, Ohio!” “I’m on my way!” Travis said through the phone. A few minutes later, Travis showed up. He carefully lifted the bread machine and fixed it. “Yeah! Yes, yes!” Ted cried. And they brought it to Ted’s house where they made warm, soft, fluffy, buttery, perfect bread.
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EVIL SIRE CUTIEPIE MCCUTEYKINS By Kendall Jones
Name: Evil Sire Cutiepie McCuteykins Parents: Joe-Joe McCuteykins and Fluffy McC uteykins , the U nmer cif ul Cutesys Age: 2 Lives: Apartment, Upper East Side , New Yor k City Friends : Evil Rainbow Unic or n Sparkles , Vile Barbie Pinkglitter, Deathsparkle Rainbow Hobbies: Plotting to take over the world by means of force. Pets: A green parrot that helps him take over the world. Personality: Changes f rom sickeningly innocent to diabolically evil – just like THAT.
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Latest Plan: Evil robot sui t to get r id of world leaders one by one. As innocent one, lead people into false belief that he is good, then make everything miserable for people of the world.
Moves: By hopping. Arch Nemesis: Magic Panda and sidekick B ubbleBearer Favorite Food: Junk Pencil: The one he uses to draw the robot design
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WAYS FOR PIE TO DIE By Kendall Jones
Hanging
Stabbing
Mall Santa mishap Fork incident
Knife mistake Poison pie Car crash
Sharpener incident
The enemy you made in grade school Poison macaroni Evil Grandma
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HOW PRESIDENT-LIKE ARE YOU? By Kendall Jones
1.) Are you bald? 2.) Do you wear suits? 3.) Are you like a zillion years old? Congrats!
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THE MANBUGS ARE GETTING ANGRY BECAUSE HUMANS KEEP CALLING THEM “LADYBUGS,” BUT IN REALITY THEY ARE GENTLEBUGS. By Kendall Jones
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NOISE EXPLOSION POTION OF THE DAY by Mr. Optology
5 Mentos 1 cup of Hydrogen Peroxide 1 cup of Sodium Bicarbonate 1 cup of Rice Krispies 速
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The Luck Dictionary BAMPE (bamp-ee) n. A cluster of leprechauns.
KIGTADA (kig-tatta) n. A lot of angry 4 leaf clovers.
BOMMEX (bom-ex) n. A sick leprechaun.
MHAGZUT (mag-sut) n. A person with a lot of luck.
BUFERIEST (boo-fer-iced) n. Luck that lasts for one second.
NEDEEFER (ned-ee-fer) n. A big group of unicorns.
BYLCH (bilch) n. Leprechaun barf.
PIGES (peesh) adj. When you can’t find a 4-leaf clover.
DEWMUCJO (doo-muck-joe) n. A shortage of luck.
QOMO (ko-mo) n. A place where you can worship
DLAISY (dlay-zee) n. Someone who sits around and tried to be lucky.
TINU (tee-new) n. A leprechaun that’s trying to be cool, but isn’t.
FIAGE (fayshh) n. A deal between the fair-folk and humans.
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WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER? AN ANONYMOUS FAKE POLL THAT STARTS REAL
What do you like better, dogs or cats? Dogs 4 Cats 2 Puppies 5 Kittens 1 Other: “It depends on the dog or cat. If it’s an evil pitbu ll, then I don’t like it. But if it’s a cute, innocent baby beag le then I like it. Same with cats.”
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STRANGE CREATURES by Dylan Ingham
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AN ANONYMOUS ARRAY OF PERSONAL ITEMS
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WARNING By Finlay Earsman
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BOB BLINKY By Evan Stabach
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nc e u p on a t im e, t her e w a s a t ur t l e. Hi s na me w as, i n f act , B o b B lin k y. H e ha d v e r y r u d e b eh av i or , li k e b ur pi ng o n s pin a ch. H e wa s m es sy, h e li k e d chi c ke n, he di d p ai nt ing, h e dr o ol e d a l ot , he w as b a d, a n d he l ov e d t r e es . P e o pl e sa i d, “ Gr os s. B l ah, bl ah, b la h, bl a h, bl ah, bl ah. �
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DEDUCTED CHICKENS By Evan Stabach
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hen d e d u ct e d ch ic k en s e at , it ’ s s o s car y. Th e wh o le e ar t h t r em b le s, c a u sin g t he wor l d t o c oll a p se o n it s elf , c a u sin g t h e wh ol e g al a xy t o c ol la p se. L uc k ily, t h er e h as n’t b ee n a ny d e d uct e d c hic k en s sin c e t h e di no s a ur s.
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MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU: AN EXCLUSIVE YOUTUBE REVIEW By Evan Stabach
Th is v i de o is a hil ar i o u s r ec a p of a f am o u s v i d e o: ST A R W AR S , E pi s o d es I -I I I ! A b oy is t he nar r at or (he d oe s an e x ce ll en t j o b). I t i s r e all y s hor t a n d f un ny. E x c ell ent t o wat ch any t im e.
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FREE VERSE By Dylan Ingham
…And as the warm light started growing, all 11 dogs got up on household objects and watched emotionally as their beloved owner was reincarnated into a golden angel of light.
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POETRY By Amelia Pappas -Horii
An insane Turtle was lame, And had a cane That stole the fame. So shame on the cane.
There was a boy named Evan. He was eleven or seven. He doesn’t believe in heaven. So Kevin told Evan he would make Evan go to heaven.
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CRAZY UNICORNS By Finlay Earsman
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A NICE DRAWING By Liza Obel -Omia & Emma Germano
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MY SHEEPISH DUCK By Amelia Pappas -Horii
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HOW PUGS GOT THEIR FACES By Mr. Know -It-All
Reason 1 They smashed their faces into a wall because they thought the wall wasn’t there. P.S. I think they need glasses. Reason 2 Someone hated pugs so they used them as a baseball. P.S. They weren’t using a baseball bat, they were using a frying pan. Reason 3 When pugs were sleeping no one noticed them so they stepped on their faces resulting in squished faces and lots of bloody noses. Reason 4 Pugs are just really ugly dogs.
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CONTRIBUTORS IN RANDOM ORDER
Hannah Hicks-Santos is rumored to love bacon and trips to the beach. She is ten-years-old and can often be found— anywhere! When you find her, she may be drawing, writing or singing. Do not be surprised.
Jackson Obel-Omia likes to read and write. He plays basketball and baseball. He also runs cross country. He is 12 years old. Sam Trachtenberg is fun. He likes video games, swimming, and coins. He is in 5th grade and is ten-years-old. He would like to build a boat.
Emma Germano likes to write, likes to draw, and wants to be a teacher. Kendall Jones, age 11, has brown hair that hangs down straight and hazel eyes. Bubble letters are her favorite way to write, and she has a cat named Matilda, a mom and a dad, and a younger sister.
Finlay Earsman is a 5th grader and lives in a family of four. He can be funny and weird. Evan Stabach is in 5th grade. He is adventurous and fast, and he likes skiing, swimming, and stories.
Amelia Pappas-Horii is 11years-old and enjoys many things, including eating, more eating, dancing, hanging out, and annoying her sister.
Jack Killilea is in 5th grade and wants to be a historian. His dad cuts his hair.
Liza Obel-Omia is a singer, a writer, a dancer, a reader, a swimmer, a happy-bringer and a rubber duck collector.
Eli Kelley is a 4th grader at Hampden Meadows. When he's not creating funny stories with Bri and the gang, he can be found playing guitar, drums and singing for his new band.
Erica Dominguez is an 11year-old synesthete. A selfproclaimed clown hater and Lucille Ball fan, she enjoys eating eggos, drawing, and watching I Love Lucy with her cat. Approach her at your own risk.
Hello Everyone! My name is Dylan Paul Ingham (obviously) and I am 11-years old. I like to do many things, including eat, play, draw, think, and, of course, write.
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