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WILL Wefückya! TREVOR Right. WILL I’ve had the Wefückya for ten years and it runs like a champ. Why don’t you kids get ready for bed? We have an early morning. I’ll start getting ready and come back in a few minutes to tuck you in. Will leaves the room and the kids get ready for bed. TREVOR This blows day-old chunks! Two months with no TV, XBOX, pool, movies, nothing! Every summer it’s the same. LEX Relax. We’ll have a good time. At least we’ll have something interesting to say when we go back to school. TREVOR Whatever! I wonder what Mom will think of this? I think I’ll give her a call tomorrow and let her know about our whacked-out safari. I bet she’ll yank us out of here. LEX She wants us to spend time with Dad so no she won’t yank us out. Besides, she’s on her cruise with Ted, remember? TREVOR Ted. What a dillweed. At least he has a sweet ride. In the living room, Will packs the house and prepares for the trip. He packs next to the bedroom door and hears their conversation; he looks confused and then sad as the conversation continues. Lex and Trevor are heard from the living room.