Monday, March 3, 2014
Volume LVII, Issue 20
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After effects of snow: potholes
By Kelly Zegers Staff Writer
After the snow and ice are cleared from the roadways, another obstacle appears: potholes. On campus, potholes can be seen on Circle Road and within the residential parking zones. In some areas, they be more than a foot wide—in residential parking zone 5, they are wider. Potholes are formed by contraction and expansion of asphalt and concrete road surfaces, Executive Director for Facilities and Services Terence Harrigan explained via email. When there are large fluctuations in temperature during the winter months, water penetrates the
surface during a thaw, then freezes and expands. This causes the concrete or asphalt to expand, creating a pothole. Snowplows can facilitate the formation of potholes by wearing down the surface of roadways, exposing more areas for water to enter and freeze in, according to Harrigan. Snow removal contractors are even occasionally charged for damages to curbs. Potholes reported by Grounds Maintenance on the West Campus are filled by Facilities and Services throughout the winter and the rest of the year. “There is no way that we know Continued on page 7
SBU Women's Basketball ends Albany’s 38-game winning streak
By Joe Galotti
Assistant Sports Editor
The Stony Brook women’s basketball team ended their regular season schedule with a big statement win on Saturday afternoon. The Seawolves defeated Albany on the road 6656, and ended the Great Danes conference record 38-game winning streak against America East opponents. Albany came into the game 15-0 in conference play this season. They had not lost to an America East opponent since January 28th, 2012, when they fell to Hartford 62-55. With the win Stony Brook finished the season with a 13-3 record in conference play, and will be matched up with No. 7 UMBC in the first round of the America East Tournament. Junior guard Jessica Ogunnorin
led the way for Stony Brook with a career-high 18 points, while also pulling down 9 rebounds. Senior guard Chikilra Goodman finished with a double-double, giving her team 13 points and 14 rebounds. The victory helped lock up the number two seed in the America East tournament for the Seawolves. It is their highest seeding in the conference tournament for the program since the 2006-2007 season. Stony Brook was able to jump out to an early 18-14 lead in the game thanks to the scoring boost they received from freshman Kori Bayne-Walker. The first year guard scored 7 points in the first 10:47 of the game. The Seawolves would take a 30-21 lead into halftime. They Continued on page 24
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Sophomore forward Brittany Snow scored 11 points in Stony Brook's game against Albany.
"Laugh Your Guts Out" begins sluggish and empty but accelerates and fills
By Chelsea Katz
Assistant Arts&Entertainment Editor
For nearly an hour, it seemed like the African Student Union's annual "Laugh Your Guts Out" comedy show on Saturday night was slated for disaster. Twenty people filled the SAC Auditorium at 8 p.m., the call time on flyers, and two of the five comedians had not yet arrived. "People come late–I didn't expect anyone to be here now," ASU President Sarat Dowudu said. The senior health sciences major said that last year's show had about 200 people in the audience and that based on the initial turn-out
of 20, this year's count might be a bit closer to 150. The ASU started preparing for the show last semester by looking for local comedians and watching the videos on YouTube. The SAC Auditorium lights dimmed at 8:48 p.m. About threequarters of the SAC Auditorium's first level of seats were filled and Ramon Reinoso, the president of the Comedian's Guild, served as the Master of Ceremonies. All five comedians made it to the stage. Dale Grand took the stage first. The older gentleman garbed in a navy suit jacket and khakis' specialty was quirky one-liners.
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Do you suffer from diarrhea? No, I enjoy it." Roger Skai took to the stage afterwards. The crowd did not seem to take well to his jokes. "My grandma and my drug dealer have similar numbers." His standup was about half the time of the other comedians. The next comedian strutted out with a navy jacket a red bowtie gray slacks and a maroon hat with gold lining. Foxy P.'s. jokes remotely poked fun at Africans. "You know you are African when your name is so long it doesn't fit on your S.A.T form," he said. The audience seemed to be on
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a laughing high with Foxy P until the next act, Randy Humphrey, got into his routine. Few could actually hear him. Part of his routine included how he struggled to keep his dates with women... even though the women did not really know they were on dates. "When I see a girl at a restaurant, I sit across from her and say 'What's up? Sorry I'm late.'" When he said he was heading out for the night, the crowd cheered the loudest. The last act was Chief Obie who pulled an Ellen DeGeneres, dancing onto the stage. He, like most of the other comedians, surveyed the audience. Opinions
"Any single ladies in the house?" Some high pitch cheers came from the crowd. "You're happy to be single?" The show ended with Dowudu taking the stage with the ASU executive board to thank the audience, who seemed satisfied, before they filed out. "I liked all of them," Sandra Cham, who came to the show with her sister, Doloresse, a senior health science major. Crisis averted. The ASU meets Thursdays at 8:30 p.m. in SAC 306. Their next event is their annual fashion show on Apr. 5 at 8 p.m. in the SAC Auditorium. Sports
New Nerdy Notes site to sell class notes
Music From Around the World at Staller
Cross-contamination needs attention
SBU tops Albany after Vermont loss
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The website acts as a marketplace for notes.
Susan Deaver led SBU’s orchestra performance.
Dining services must publicize sanitation procedures
Seawolves come back to oust Albany 73-68.