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KIND OF WEIRD IT HASN’T SNOWED IN TOWN YET If it does snow while this issue of SFR is on the streets, disregard.
CITY HIRES MORE THAN TWO DOZEN SANTA FEANS FOLLOWING HIRING EVENT Pretty interesting since we heard everybody hates working now.
NETFLIX SURE CANCELED THAT LIVE ACTION COWBOY BEBOP SHOW PRETTY QUICKLY See you, space cowboys. Someday! Somewhere!
OSHA TO INVESTIGATE AMAZON AFTER POOR TORNADO PREPAREDNESS LED TO WORKER DEATHS IN ILLINOIS Did we say “poor tornado preparedness?” Because we meant the company doesn’t actually care if its workers live or die.
FIRST OMICRON VARIANT CASE APPEARS IN NEW MEXICO...
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O, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
...BUT 99% OF SANTA FEANS HAVE REPORTEDLY RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE VACCINE DOSE We like our vaccination rates to match the number of people terrified they won’t be able to afford to live here much longer.
OUTDOOR RECREATION SEEMS TO BE BOUNCING BACK IN NM We sometimes look outside from our window. Does that count?
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READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM PORTABLE CARE Santa Fe will provide staff next summer for a mobile hygiene unit intended to help the homeless access showers and toilets and sinks.
W E A R E WAY M O R E TH A N W E D N E S DAY H E R E A R E A CO UP LE O F O N LI N E E XC LUS I V E S :
BUG OUT Harrell House Bug Museum leaving Santa Fe Place mall—to be replaced by national chain.
