THIS MODERN WORLD

KIND OF WEIRD IT HASN’T SNOWED IN TOWN YET

If it does snow while this issue of SFR is on the streets, disregard.

CITY HIRES MORE THAN TWO DOZEN SANTA FEANS FOLLOWING HIRING EVENT

Pretty interesting since we heard everybody hates working now.

NETFLIX SURE CANCELED THAT LIVE ACTION COWBOY BEBOP SHOW PRETTY QUICKLY

See you, space cowboys. Someday! Somewhere!

OSHA TO INVESTIGATE AMAZON AFTER POOR TORNADO PREPAREDNESS LED TO WORKER DEATHS IN ILLINOIS

Did we say “poor tornado preparedness?” Because we meant the company doesn’t actually care if its workers live or die.

FIRST OMICRON VARIANT CASE APPEARS IN NEW MEXICO...

O, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! SHIT!

...BUT 99% OF SANTA FEANS HAVE REPORTEDLY RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE VACCINE DOSE

We like our vaccination rates to match the number of people terrified they won’t be able to afford to live here much longer.

OUTDOOR RECREATION SEEMS TO BE BOUNCING BACK IN NM

We sometimes look outside from our window. Does that count?

READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM

PORTABLE CARE

Santa Fe will provide staff next summer for a mobile hygiene unit intended to help the homeless access showers and toilets and sinks.

WE ARE WAY MORE THAN WEDNESDAY HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ONLINE EXCLUSIVES:

BUG OUT

Harrell House Bug Museum leaving Santa Fe Place mall—to be replaced by national chain.