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Meet Quinn Quinn is a sweetheart that is looking for love. He’s a little terrier, so he’ll be very entertaining.
Meet Charlie
Charlie is very smart little terrier. He’s looking for a “take charge” kind of owner to spend the rest of his life with.
Cold Noses Warm Hearts (805) 964-2446 • (805) 895-1728 • www.coldnoses.org 5758 Hollister Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117
These dogs would be ever so thankful if you could give them their forever home
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Meet Oso
Oso just lost his owner and is needing someone to pick up the pieces. He would be great in an adult home.
Meet Skyler Skyler is a 5 year old papillon. He loves people and is very sweet.
Cold Noses Warm Hearts (805) 964-2446 • (805) 895-1728 • www.coldnoses.org 5758 Hollister Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117
These dogs would be ever so thankful if you could give them their forever home
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