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CONTENTS

Letters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 This Modern World . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23

THE WEEK . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29

LIVING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37 Living Page . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37 Starshine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41

Sports . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 Food & Drink . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45

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Daniel Godinez Reaches for the Stars (Joseph Miller)

ON THE COVER: Daniel Godinez at the Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History’s Gladwin Planetarium (also pictured above). Photo by Paul Wellman.

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OPINIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Angry Poodle Barbecue . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Voices . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21

A&E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Arts Life . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Classical . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 51 Theater . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53

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Obituaries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Dining Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 63 The Restaurant Guy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65

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Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology . . . . . 62

Since joining The Santa Barbara Independent team in 2012, Joseph Miller has contributed countless arts features and reviews of performances here. But this week, we pulled Miller out of the theater and into the classroom to profile 17-year-old astronomer (and Dos Pueblos senior) Daniel Godinez (see page 25). “Daniel has been such an inspiration to me. His work ethic puts me to shame,” says Miller. “I’ve seen him sit for six hours and power through homework and college application essays and never look up, not even for a snack. He can work like a dog and yet remain utterly affable. Watching his transformation has made me really wonder: What possibilities are sleeping in other students? What new methods might educators try to awaken them?”

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An unidentified college-age man found on 5/30 on the beach below the 6700 block of Del Playa Drive is expected to survive his fall, which caused moderate injuries. He was reportedly below a section of Del Playa Drive fenced with a low wooden railing. The incident comes less than a month after the body of Sierra MarkeeWinkler, 20, was discovered on 5/4 below the 6800 block of DP similarly lined with a low fence. Officials, however, have not released her cause of death. Seven confirmed fatal falls from the Isla Vista cliffs have occurred since 2001. PAU L WELLM AN

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ALL SMILES: (from left) Second District Supervisor Janet Wolf, Sheriff Bill Brown, and 24th District Rep. Lois Capps cruised to victory Tuesday night, winning by large margins. Wolf and Brown will assume their third terms; Capps will face Republican Chris Mitchum in November.

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n unprecedented amount of money raised by her challenger wasn’t enough to beat her grassroots campaign, nd District Supervisor Janet Wolf said Tuesday night, after she defeated Goleta City Councilmember Roger Aceves with 56 percent of the vote.“He raised a ton of money, and we beat him on the ground,” she said, in between hugging the 100-plus supporters who joined her at the Boathouse restaurant at Hendry’s Beach. Chants of “four more years” started later in the evening at Wolf’s celebration, which was lively from the ﬁrst release of numbers. “I’m very happy. I’m pleased for the community,” said Wolf, who’s looking forward to budget discussions next week. “I’m proud of the people who worked on my campaign. I think they knew what was at stake.”Wolf, securing her third term on the dais, won by a higher percent than in her 2010 primary, when more people cast ballots. As of Monday, Aceves, who announced his campaign in September, had raised approximately $470,000, trumping Wolf’s $305,000, as well as the war chests assembled in all of the other county races and all of the th District congressional races minus incumbent Lois Capps’s. Aceves saw huge ﬁnancial support from Santa Maria Energy, the Chumash, ERG Operating Company, and real estate and development interests. Wolf’s largest donations — $90,000 — came from the Service Employees International Union. Aceves, who enjoyed a 100-person crowd at Harry’s Plaza Café, said after all the votes were counted that he was “surprised at the end result” but that it wasn’t unexpected given the primary’s 10

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low turnout. “I’m very pleased with the campaign we ran,” he said. “We ran on the issues. And the issues are as relevant now as they were yesterday.”Aceves pointed to Goleta Beach Park in particular, which long looked as if it — and the decision to keep the park’s rock revetments in place or not — would define the race; Aceves and Wolf both took the same stance, to keep the rocks. Aceves said that he and the rest of the Goleta City Council will work with the county as it moves forward with the Coastal Commission. He added that he will decide later about whether he will seek another term on the council in November. Although no party was held for either side of the issue, Measure M was rejected by voters, albeit narrowly. With nearly 55,000 ballots cast, more than 51 percent of voters said “no” to the maintenance ordinance, which would have required the supervisors to annually allocate anywhere from $18 million to $44 million to pay for the upkeep of county-owned roads, parks, and buildings. The measure was spearheaded by Supervisor Peter Adam but assailed by many others, including all of his fellow supervisors, Sheriff Bill Brown, and District Attorney Joyce Dudley — who all said the measure would spell doom and gloom for public-safety and socialservices budgets. “When it’s this close, everybody played a critical role,” said th District Supervisor Steve Lavagnino, who fought the measure but wants the board to come up with a “phased-in” solution to the maintenance costs. Sheriff Bill Brown will remain the county’s top cop, as he defeated challenger Sergeant Sandra Brown with 57 percent of the vote. The planned North County Jail and overall department morale became the biggest issues in that

race, but the sergeant (no relation to the sheriff ) failed to garner much momentum. Bill Brown’s party was triumphant early at the Butler Event Center.“I feel good. I’m really proud of the campaign that we ran,” he said just before 8 p.m., noting the “wonderful” department that he will continue to lead. All those running unopposed in the county easily claimed victory, including Dudley and Lavagnino. State Assemblymember Das Williams beat challenger Ron DeBlauw to keep his seat. Congressmember Lois Capps handily won one of two spots on the November ballot and will face off against Republican Chris Mitchum, whom she pinpointed as her opponent in her ads. Mitchum scored 16 percent of the vote, with 15,927 ballots cast in his favor. He narrowly beat out Republican Justin Fareed, who earned 15,013 votes. Santa Barbara City Councilmember Dale Francisco came in fourth. Governor Jerry Brown cruised to the November ballot, where he will vie for a record fourth term against Republican Neel Kashkari. Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom will face Republican Ron Nehring; Democrat Alex Padilla and Republican Pete Peterson will square off for secretary of state; in the race for treasurer, Democrat John Chiang heads to battle with Republican Greg Conlon; Attorney General Kamala Harris will fight Republican Ronald Gold in that race; and the controller’s match is locked between top vote-getter Republican Ashley Swearengin and Democrat John Pérez. Overall, Santa Barbara County saw a 29 percent voter turnout — and the state 18 percent — with approximately 57,000 of the 193,900 registered voters casting ballots. ■

Santa Barbara cyberspace lit up last Thursday afternoon when police scanner traffic reported what turned out to be a hoax call about the killing of a family in Hope Ranch Annex (pictured). “It’s an incredibly cruel trick to play, especially in light of what our community has been through,” said Sheriff’s spokesperson Kelly Hoover, referring to the previous week’s killings in Isla Vista. The call, which came from a 661 area code, caused Vieja Valley school and the Learning Center preschool to be placed on lockdown. Twenty-five units arrived at the location to find the family unaware of what was going on; deputies searched the yard and home and found nothing. The owner and operator of Spitfire Aviation flight school at the Santa Barbara Airport was sentenced last month to three years of probation for helping orchestrate an insurance-fraud scheme involving one of the school’s planes. Andrea Read pleaded no contest to “accessory after the fact,” which prosecutors say is “a crime of moral turpitude” that could affect her business and pilot’s licenses. Find the full article at independent.com. On 5/29, the Santa Barbara Citizens Council on Crime awarded 18 law enforcement officers with recognition for their work in 2013 at the 45th Annual Thomas Guerry Awards Ceremony. Among the recipients were Officer Lucas Signorelli, for working with Lompoc High School as a School Resources Officer; Lt. Daniel Cohen of Santa Maria, for the development of a documentary uncovering the details and hardships of gang lifestyle; and Det. Dawn Arviso of the UCSB Police Department, for her work to improve officer-survivor relations in sexual assault instances. For a complete list of awardees, visit independent.com.

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Facing imminent legal threat from noted trial attorney Barry Cappello, the Santa Barbara City Council came within inches of putting district elections on the ballot this November for city voters to decide, but it came up just one vote shy and deadlocked 3-3. Had Councilmember Dale Francisco been present — he was campaigning for Congress — he said he would have voted to let city residents decide the matter, while at the same time dismissing district elections as “silly” and “a bad idea.” Although none of the current councilmembers supports district elections, it’s almost inevitable that the matter will either go before the voters, before a judge, and very likely both. Based on a host of recent court decisions throughout California, the conviction around City Hall is that if Cappello sues on behalf of the emerging coalition of district election supporters, he will almost certainly win. Since 1968, only five Latinos, one African American, and one Asian-Pacific Islander have been elected to the council. To prevail, Cappello must demonstrate Santa Barbara voters are polarized along racial lines, meaning that minority voters in general vote differently than their Anglo counterparts. City Attorney Ariel Calonne said with Latinos making up 38 percent of the city’s population, there was a very strong likelihood such polarization exists. That, he added, would have to be demonstrated by an expert demographer. The council voted to hire such a demographer right away to determine the facts. It also voted to form an ad hoc subcommittee to meet with proponents of district elections to see if any meetings of the mind could be achieved without resorting to legal bloodshed. District-election advocate Frank Bañales, who ran for the council in the 1980s and lost narrowly, said his group — the District Election Committee of the Community Neighborhood Alliance — intends to sue City Hall for violating the California Voting Rights Act in the next few weeks. Bañales said district elections have little to do with ethnicity and everything to do with neighborhood representation. If the city is found in violation of the state Voting Rights Act, Calonne said, the only acceptable remedy is the adoption of district elections. Because Santa Barbara is a charter city, this can only be done by city voters. And if voters rejected it, Calonne said, a judge would have to intervene. The latest the council could act to get the matter before voters this Novem— Nick Welsh ber is June 24.

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Disgruntled taxi drivers (pictured) gathered outside City Hall on 5/30 to argue that companies like Uber and Lyft get an unfair advantage because their drivers don’t have to go through the rigors of a taxicab business license, hold commercial insurance, obey safety codes, or have law enforcement background checks as do the drivers for the 68 taxi companies here. They claim their revenue has dropped by 60 percent since the online taxicalling services came to town. Uber spokesperson Eva Behrend maintained all drivers operate under a permit granted by the Public Utilities Commission and have background checks, a zero-tolerance policy on drugs and alcohol, and $1 million per incident insurance coverage. Approximately 500 cab drivers work the streets in Santa Barbara.

The Land Trust for Santa Barbara County’s longtime leader Michael Feeney was forced to resign in February amid undisclosed circumstances. Feeney has been a major presence in environmental and conservation circles for decades. The trust appointed Carolyn Chandler acting executive director, and a search for a permanent replacement is in its final stages. The Land Trust declined to comment on its personnel matters, and Feeney has not returned calls. Earlier this month, Feeney was arrested for trespassing and disorderly conduct at the home of a Land Trust employee in what authorities stated was “a domestic situation.” A state grant of more than $2.6 million will enable the county’s Department of Alcohol, Drug and Mental Health Services (ADMHS) to purchase or fix up a South County building to serve as a crisis stabilization unit and residential treatment facility, as well as mostly cover the costs for one year of a mobile crisis-response team in Lompoc. The main goals of the grant, titled SB 82, are to decrease unnecessary hospitalizations, emergency room admissions, and recidivism overall. The funding is good through July 2015. Despite giving away about $5 million per year to the County of Santa Barbara via a deal hatched a decade ago that’s set to last forever, the City of Goleta remains in good financial standing, with notable successes including the San Jose Creek restoration/flood project and excitedly awaited projects-to-be including the Target superstore and Ice in Paradise skating rink. Those latter three items received loud applause during cont’d page 12 the seventh annual State

Morua Sentenced to 20 Years to Life Fatal DUI Hit-and-Run Hearing Offers Apologies and Accusations

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BY T Y L E R H AY D E N he pain of two families filled the courtroom where Raymond Morua was sentenced on May 28 to 20 years to life in prison for driving drunk and fatally hitting Mallory Rae Dies in downtown Santa Barbara last December. Morua will be eligible for parole after 10 years and admitted to felony charges of gross vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated and fleeing the scene of an accident. The late-night incident and its aftermath deeply affected the Santa Barbara community as both victim and perpetrator were well-liked in their respective circles. Dies, 27, was a UCSB graduate and a downtown bartender remembered for her warmth and wit. Morua, 32, is an Iraq war veteran who worked as a district representative for Congressmember Lois Capps and was a supporter of local veterans. Before Judge James Voysey handed down the sentence, Dies’s parents addressed the court, showing photos of their daughter’s life and speaking of the things she loved and also of how their emotions range from numbness to unimaginable pain. Ryan Todey, one of Dies’s close friends, spoke about crossing Anacapa Street that fatal night. He recalled hearing the sound of a revving engine and, before anyone could move, how Morua’s SUV had slammed into his friend. The Dies family has since formed an anti-drunk-driving campaign called VowMal, Todey continued: “I just want to say that even though Mallory passed … the miracles I have witnessed over the last five months have shown me that Mallory Rae lives.” Morua’s fiancée, Teresa Montoya, then spoke to Judge Voysey and the court, describing how Morua had struggled to reintegrate into civilian life after the army. He had seen fierce and violent combat overseas, she said, and had often endured mortar bombardments that injured many of his friends, recalling one particularly traumatic event when he tended a soldier whose eye was hung from his skull. Morua received little support from the government when he returned home and drank heavily to cope with his diagnosed PTSD, she said. Montoya went on to talk about the need for more transitional resources for veterans. “I don’t want us to forget Mallory,” she said, “… but I think that understanding this event and being able to help soldiers when they return is a start.” Morua’s brother-in-law, Juan Jimenez, spoke directly to Mallory Dies’s father, Matt Dies, commending Dies for his strength in the face of tragedy, calling him a “true man.” As Dies nodded in thanks, Jimenez explained that he too came back broken from war and began to self-medicate. “You leave for war a complete man,” he said. “ … To this day, I still wake up in cold sweats and smell those bodies from my bedroom. I fight demons every day.” Jimenez said he’s been sober for two months and looks to the Dies family as inspiration.

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As he quietly sobbed, Raymond Morua read a statement to the Dies family about his shame and disgrace: “My heart and soul drown from the sorrow and pain that I have brought upon you and your family. … I would trade places with her at a moment’s notice.” But Morua’s tone and message shifted when he addressed Rep. Lois Capps and her staffers. “I am disappointed in [their] slanderous attempts to assassinate my character and to deny the fact that I was on the job the night of the accident,” Morua said. “… The fact that they are behaving so in an attempt to avoid compensating the Dies family is just as, if not more, cowardly than my actions were the night I was under the influence.” Capps has stated Morua was not working for her the night of the collision, fired him afterward, and has sought to cut all ties with him. The Dies family has sued Congress in a wrongful-death complaint, alleging that with two prior DUI convictions, Morua should never have been put into the position where he could drink and drive on the clock. Before he hit Mallory, Morua had attended an annual holiday party hosted by The Santa Barbara Independent earlier in the evening. After the hearing, Matt Dies said of Morua’s statement,“It was good to hear those words.” Complete story at independent.com/news. june 5, 2014

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DEATHS Carlos Soto, a high-profile fixture in Santa Barbara’s road-racing bicycle scene, died suddenly this past week, prompting a quiet outpouring of support from the South Coast’s Lycra-clad, two-wheeled community, which held a wellattended memorial ride Monday night with another one scheduled this weekend. Soto, who appeared not to have aged any in the past 25 years, worked as a mechanic in numerous bike shops. He was described by several of his colleagues as the rider they most often saw heading in the opposite direction to other cyclists out on their own rides. Fred Eissler, a loud voice crying in Santa Barbara’s environmental wilderness throughout the 1970s and 1980s, died last week at age 91. Eissler led the charge against what would become Fess Parker’s DoubleTree Resort along Cabrillo Boulevard. Although he would ultimately lose at the ballot box in the early 1980s, his effort substantially whittled down a development plan initially so large that a substantial stretch of Highway 101 would have had to be relocated to accommodate it. Eissler was also active in the unsuccessful effort to develop a massive housing development near El Capitan campground along the Gaviota Coast. ■

Denunzio Beats Phlebotomist

Federal Judge George Wu kept alive Tony Denunzio’s federal lawsuit against the Santa Barbara Police Department and phlebotomist Lessor Michaels in connection with a violent DUI stop and a forcibly administered blood test, rejecting Michaels’s argument that he enjoyed qualified immunity from such allegations and that the blood draw conformed to Fourth Amendment search-and-seizure requirements. The case stems from the now well-known DUI traffic stop and takedown of Denunzio by Santa Barbara Police Officer Aaron Tudor on October 21, 2011. (Police claim Denunzio resisted; he claimed otherwise.) Denunzio was taken to County Jail, where Michaels took a sample of his blood to determine sobriety. Denunzio and his attorney Darryl Genis contend the conditions of the blooddraw room were unsanitary. Genis described the room in his filing as “filthy and smelly and appeared to have blood, vomit, spittle and other unidentifiable detritus.” Denunzio insists he never refused the test, but he maintains he asked that it be done somewhere cleaner. Instead, he claims, he was thrown to the Tony Denunzio ground by two deputies, and Michaels jammed the needle into his arm without first disinfecting the area. Likewise, Genis objected that Michaels could have readily seen that Denunzio was badly injured, having sustained a broken nose and broken ribs as Officer Tudor sought to detain him. He also complained the officers could and should have used the Breathalyzer machine that was located in the same room to assess his client’s blood alcohol level. In his ruling, Judge Wu waved off assertions by Michaels’s attorney that the blood draw was reasonably taken. Case law, he argued, establishes blood tests must be conducted in a sanitary fashion. The ruling hardly constitutes a final verdict for Denunzio in his case against City Hall, but it allows him to proceed with the complaint. Last year, a Santa Barbara jury wound up hung — 8-4 in favor of guilt — on whether Denunzio was guilty of driving under the influence. His attorney is seeking restitution and punitive damages for the physical and psychological damages Denunzio endured and loss of wages because Denunzio, a carpenter, was wrongly stripped of his license — Nick Welsh for three years. “We’re talking million and millions,” said Genis. 12

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The District Attorney’s Office found no wrongdoing by the police involved in the attempted arrest, and the city’s own investigation and its findings were simply a “hindsight, ramshackled, try-to-cover-ourselves, makehim-look-like-the-bad-guy justification for what they’re really doing here,” Miller stated. Six officers had knowledge of or were highly suspicious of Covarrubias’s affair but failed to report it; those are crimes that have never been prosecuted, Miller said. Attorney Dennis Gonzales, representing Santa Maria, argued that Ast orchestrated Covarrubias’s arrest despite pointed concerns raised by his troops that the timing and location of the confrontation could lead to disastrous results. Ast chose to ignore those warnings, Gonzales went on, because he wanted to embarrass a rival lieutenant, Rico Flores, whom Covarrubias was serving under. Ast was jealous of Flores and his overtime pay and take-home vehicles, and he wanted to get back at him.“The whole case revolves around money,” Gonzales stated. Knowing that Flores had a reputation for talking openly about confidential information, Ast intentionally told him about the highly sensitive Covarrubias case prior to the arrest so Flores would put himself in a bind, Gonzales asserted. Flores did notify his officers that night — Covarrubias included — that some kind of investigation was taking place and to “mind their Ps and Qs.” That put Covarrubias on high alert. Nine individuals were disciplined after the Covarrubias shooting, but other than Ast, none of them have been publicly named because of privacy considerations. Gonzales also accused Ast of evading the truth when he spoke to investigators. During the struggle that night, Covarrubias was shot three times in the back of the neck by his best friend, Gonzales said. Monday was mainly devoted to opening statements, and in the only witness testimony that day, Santa Maria Police Chief Ralph Martin echoed much of what Gonzales said. Martin was hired after Macagni stepped down and issued Ast’s termination once he reviewed 1,800 pages of reports and 100 hours of audiotape collected during the city’s investigation. Lambasting Ast for “gross misconduct” and lying to investigators, Martin raised his voice, pointed at Ast, and declared: “Albert Covarrubias did not deserve the death penalty.” Testimony continued Tuesday and is scheduled all week. Check independent.com for updates. ■

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Tense from the get-go, a discussion of whether to have the Chumash contract with the Sheriff’s Office for one dedicated deputy position on the reservation — on the tribe’s dime — faced backlash from valley residents, legal concerns from County Counsel, and heated debates between the supervisors before it was shot down 3-2 at the Board of Supervisors meeting on Tuesday. The proposal would have NO GO: Chumash chair Vincent Armenta and Sheriff seen the tribe pay about Bill Brown argued for a deputy sheriff position for the $850,000 a year — salaries reservation, but three of the five supervisors didn’t buy it. for five deputies to staff one position 24/7, plus the purchase of one vehicle and its annual maintenance costs — to make up for dwindling dollars from the state’s Special Distribution Fund (SDF), which had previously covered the cost of that position. In addition to patrolling the reservation, the deputy would be available to serve other Santa Ynez Valley areas during emergencies. But a dozen public commenters and Supervisors Doreen Farr (in whose district the reservation lies), Janet Wolf, and Peter Adam raised red flags about the contract’s “vague” language regarding which tribal properties would be supervised and its lack of a waiver of sovereign immunity. County Counsel Mike Ghizzoni explained that that lack of a waiver made the contract unenforceable, as it would prohibit the county from suing the tribe if need be. (Ghizzoni pointed to the U.S. Supreme Court, which ruled last week that the state of Michigan couldn’t sue a tribe without such a waiver.) Farr, Wolf, and Adam voted to have the tribe and sheriff iron out the kinks, but tribal chair Vincent Armenta nixed that idea after the hearing. The tribe won’t be back to renegotiate the contract, Armenta said, peppering his statements with jabs at Wolf, whom he called Farr’s “puppet,” and at Farr, who he said “should quit or be recalled.” Supervisors Steve Lavagnino and Salud Carbajal, along with Sheriff Bill Brown, supported the contract, reminding the board that the Sheriff’s department already patrols the area but that the agreement would see the tribe paying for new deputies instead of the county. The contract “could have been made a lot simpler and more straightforward. It wasn’t; I don’t know why,” Farr countered. “Once we sign a contract, — Lyz Hoffman we are bound by the terms of that contract.”

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Last week, 200 federally endangered steelhead trout (pictured) were killed when a water pump operated by the Bureau of Reclamation — the federal agency that owns Lake Cachuma — malfunctioned. It was the 11th such breakdown this year, leading to the deaths of 376 total fish. In the latest episode, the pump feeding water to a 3,000-foot stretch of Hilton Creek broke, effectively cutting off the trickle of water sent downstream from Bradbury Dam. It turns out that legal notice, drafted by Environmental Defense Center attorney Nicole Di Camillo, had been prepared before the latest malfunction. The Bureau of Reclamation bears the legal responsibility of keeping Hilton Creek wet enough to sustain a healthy population of steelhead to help offset the abiding damage done to fish populations by the construction of Lake Cachuma. To this end, it maintains two pumps, one of which has been broken for most of the last year. Efforts to replace it have been dogged by continuous delays due to project description errors that required the bureau to start its bidding process over. This past week, the backup pump went on the fritz, causing the 200 most recent fish deaths. Employees with the Cachuma Operation and Maintenance Board (COMB) spent much of last week trying to save as many steelhead as they could. COMB manager Randall Ward has been frustrated with how slow the bureau has been to respond. On April 4, he became enraged to discover that the bureau halted the delivery of desperately needed state water into Lake Cachuma — during the height of a drought — because so doing interfered with the bureau’s latest stop-gap measure to get water to the fish. Bureau spokesperson Wilbert Louis Moore stated that his agency began trucking water to Hilton Creek last Friday, not to mention placing two aerators in the creek’s two largest pools to prevent them from becoming stagnant. Moore added the bureau is attempting “to permanently fix the pump problem” but said he — Nick Welsh could not comment further because of the threatened litigation.

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mid days of darkness following Elliot Rodger’s deadly and suicidal rampage in the streets of Isla Vista, collective grieving unified a broken community. But percolating through the mourning are several charged topics — mental illness, gun control, misogyny — that have begun to shift the response from grief to consideration and debate. “Right now is a tricky moment,” said UCSB history Professor Alice O’Connor, noting the difficult path that will follow the grieving. “It might be a time of divided opinion about what should be done.” People near and far have bombarded the Sheriff ’s Office with questions about its practices — focusing largely on the welfare check that left deputies convinced Rodger was not a threat to himself or others. In a report to the Board of Supervisors on Tuesday, Sheriff Bill Brown said questions were certainly legitimate and that he hopes it will “spur some changes” in how mental illness is approached. Brown said his department will work with Alcohol, Drug and Mental Health Services as it implements its crisis-response and triage field teams — more than $11 million in grant funding was recently secured for them — which may include a coresponse with law enforcement. But Brown maintained that “Rodger’s journey” was a long and complicated one, which he did not believe could have been prevented. “In a free society, we constantly have to balance public safety with individual liberties.” He also agreed with the vigorous campaign by one of the slain students’ fathers, Richard Martinez, to end gun violence. “We must find ways to stop this madness,” Brown said. Where discussions about gun control and mental illness have lit a fuse in one realm, talk of misogyny has ignited another due to the disturbing words and videos Rodger left behind. Despite resistance to the term “feminism” by young people today, a massive Internet trend has emerged from the tragedy in Isla Vista. Activists say the horrific incident is a sobering reminder of the consequences of misogynic attitudes and is an opportunity to be constructive. Though some students argue now is not an appropriate time to advance political agendas, the discussion took off to a striking degree in the blogosphere. Countering an argument that all men commit rape, people argued all women live in fear of oppression and hostility. “#YesAllWomen isn’t about bashing men, it’s about shedding light on what women go

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through,” one woman tweeted. Within days of the tragedy, there were more than a million submissions documenting instances of chauvinist sentiments. Discussion about what the term misogyny means in the real world has also emerged: In the hectic streets of Isla Vista, harassment is common. “Most people don’t fight back, and that’s why it’s become the norm,” said UCSB senior Rachel Glago. “It takes more than one person to do something.” It’s important to note that Isla Vista is a community that sucks residents in and spits them out just a few years later. Populations move through a revolving door, presenting unique challenges. The six-tenths of an unincorporated square-mile populated with 20,000 people — approximately 9,000 attend UCSB and a few thousand trek to SBCC — lacks cityhood and the benefits that come with it. Though traces of university efforts have occurred in Isla Vista in the past, UCSB and SBCC administrators have historically emphasized that they do not have the power to dictate behavior off campus. With misogyny as a subtext, sexual assaults entered the spotlight this school year after the high-profile gang rape that occurred on campus in February. The brutal incident followed a less publicized gang rape in January and seemed to indicate a grim turn to the town full of carefree minds and invincible attitudes, and the rapes caused District Attorney Joyce Dudley to rally the stakeholders. She brought a number of public officials and employees to the table in March: SBCC President Lori Gaskin, UCSB Chancellor Henry Yang and Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs Michael Young, rd District Supervisor Doreen Farr, and representatives from the UCSB Police Department and the Sheriff ’s Foot Patrol. Participants discussed key problems and what could be done to make Isla Vista safer. Last week, they met again — the meeting had been scheduled prior to the mass murder — and elected Dudley as the chair. Dudley plans to pitch two ideas she had before the shooting, she said. The first is dubbed a neighborhood prosecutor, a senior deputy who would spend half his or her time in Isla Vista — acting as a liaison — and review all Isla Vista cases so filings would be consistent. Dudley also hopes to implement a neighborhood court, which would be a restorative-justice process that could intercept young people before they end up in superior court. The group meets again this Friday. ■ june 5, 2014

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The big winner in this year’s budget deliberations at Santa Barbara City Hall was clearly the Parks and Recreation Department — much reduced during what’s now referred to as the Great Recession — but drawing the most attention during Monday’s special city council session were a couple of big-ticket items designed to make residents and tourists visiting downtown feel safe around the homeless. The council voted to add yet another sworn officer to the Santa Barbara Police Department’s roster — at a cost of $150,000 a year — bringing the total to 143. In addition, the council set aside $150,000 to hire two private security personnel whose function would be to patrol State Street and deter obnoxious behavior by younger street people. Sergeant Mike McGrew, representing the Police Officers Association, urged the council not to contract out such services and warned councilmembers that they will find themselves on the hook for “millions of dollars” if poorly trained private security personnel triggered lawsuits down the road. “There’s nothing like a cop,” agreed Councilmember Randy Rowse. With cash registers ringing and real estate values increasing, City Hall found itself $1 million more flush than initially expected. The council agreed to allocate an extra $53,000 for juvenile jobs programs targeting at-risk teens as well as $100,000 for new playground equipment at East Beach and $75,000 to replace the grass at Bohnett Park’s soccer field with synthetic turf. Another $25,000 will go to designing a new playground near the city’s tennis courts on Old Coast Highway. City finance czar Bob Samario said Santa Barbara’s coffers were much fuller than expected because hotel owners were reaping the whirlwind of unseasonably good weather, yielding four months last year in which bedtax revenues came in at least 20 percent higher than the previous year. Likewise, he said property taxes are on the rise, indicating that recent assessments will yield an increase of — Nick Welsh 4.5 percent in revenues, well above the 2 percent expected.

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Temper Tantrum of the Early-Morning Dog been forced out of retirement and is now getting the ark shipshape and seaworthy. As expected, many questions abound. Why weren’t any of the deputies who showed up at Rodger’s now infamous Abode of Anguish on April 30 the recipients of extra mental-health training available to interested deputies? Why weren’t any county mental-health experts taken along for the now famous April 30 welfare check to help better assess an individual who in hindsight clearly spent a short lifetime baffling all the many mental-health experts who’d checked under his hood to see what made him tick-tock? And the big one, of course, remains why didn’t the six law enforcement personnel — two separate groups, it turns out, who all arrived by foot — conduct a Department of Justice background check to see if Rodger had any registered firearms, which they do as a matter of course and self-preservation when rolling up on a domestic-dispute-in-progress call? He, as we all now know, owned three legally purchased and registered semiautomatic handguns and was at that time stockpiling enough ammo clips for the Zombie Apocalypse. At that time, authorities knew he’d been in one fight serious enough to require a visit to Cottage Hospital; they also knew he probably instigated it. They also knew he’d had a roommate arrested for “stealing” three candles worth $22. That’s weird shit. But kids in Isla Vista do crazy stuff. Increasingly, it’s part of the job description. And Rodger, we are told, presented very well. He was not hearing voices and ranting. Instead, he was famously shy and timid. The deputies put him on the phone with his mother — who spoke to county mental-health workers earlier that night. She, reportedly, was satisfied. Two weeks after the fact, Rodger has conjured forth a hurricane of solutions desperately in search of problems that even more desperately need fixing. The trouble is that Rodger eludes them all. It’s obviously true that so long as emotionally disturbed 22-year-olds can get their mitts on guns-n-ammo more easily than they can obtain mental-health treatment, such massacres will occur with such monotonous regularity that they become mundane. In some ways, they already have. Say what you will about the quality of treatment Rodger received, but there’s no doubt he was subjected to an enormous quantity. By the time he was refusing to take the antipsychotic medication prescribed by his celebrity shrink — a regular on the have-youhugged-yourself-today TV talk-show circuit — Rodger had seen an entire Yellow Pages’ worth of therapists, counselors, and other practitioners of the psychological healing arts. As a mentally ill adult, Rodger qualified as the proverbial horse you could lead to water but not make drink. The good news here is the possibility that Santa Barbara County will soon revisit a hitherto unpopular mentalhealth option known as Laura’s Law — named after a young woman shot to death in a serial shooting spree by a mentally ill man enraged his psychiatrist hadn’t returned multiple calls — which allows judges in participating counties to “order” service-resistant individuals suffering

from mental illness to sign up for outpatient treatment and stick with the programs. Several times over the past 10 years, the county has considered Laura’s Law but declined to opt in because no dollars and cents were provided. With the blood in Isla Vista still moist, maybe the county supes will reconsider. The good news here is that there is now money available to help pay for all the treatment involved thanks

It turns out there are new rules and regulations that require greater staffing requirements than County Puff has been able to meet, at least in the short term. Grossly simplified, the Puff Unit needs at least three certified Registered Nurses on the floor at any given time, and right now they can only field a team of two. I am told they are working on it and that this shortage will be quickly addressed. But in the meantime,

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DISCONNECTING THE DOTS: The weirdness continues. It always does. In the wake of Elliot Rodger’s bloody man-child meltdown in Isla Vista, the coulda-woulda-shouldas continue to ﬂood in with such volume that Noah has

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to a bill passed last year by State Senate leader Darrell Steinberg. That bill allows participating counties to tap into the funds generated by Prop. 63, the 2004 statewide ballot initiative that imposed additional taxes on the richest one percent to pay for new mental-health services. Some mental-health advocates angrily object that Steinberg’s bill amounts to robbing Peter to pay Paul; Prop. , they correctly point out, was designed to provide new services, not secure existing ones. When asked why he robbed banks, Willie Sutton, the notoriously lovable bank robber, famously replied, “because that’s where the money is.” Sorry, Peter, but this is a stickup. The good news, at least where funding is concerned, is that county mental health has just landed an $11 million grant that will help restore many of the services and positions they’ve been forced to cut in recent years. That will go a long way to expanding the department’s crisis-intervention capacity. That’s seriously positive. The bad news, as Sergeant Riley Harwood of the Santa Barbara Police Department put it, is “Where you going to put them?” The “them” to which he refers are known colloquially as 5150s, meaning they’ve been deemed an imminent threat to themselves or others or so gravely mentally ill they can no longer care for themselves. Harwood suggested that even if the deputies conducting the welfare check on Rodger had been accompanied by a card-carrying psychiatrist and psychologist — and they deemed him  — there wouldn’t have been any place to put him. For the past 30 years, grand jury after grand jury has been loudly lamenting the acute shortage of acute-psychiatric-care beds in the county’s Psychiatric Health Facility, otherwise known as “County Puff.”When first built, it was designed to hold 25. But state licensing restrictions limited the actual capacity of the place to 16. Leslie Lundt, who now runs the Puff unit, says for a county our size, we need at least 40 beds, possibly as many as 70. The really bad news is that since May 1, County Puff has been operating with a maximum capacity of only 12. 12?! That’s right, 12.

Santa Barbara County is forced to ship even more of its severely mentally ill to points elsewhere. Not only does this make it harder for family and friends to offer what support they can — it’s far more expensive to pay for. While the supply of Puff beds is going down, demand, it turns out, is increasing. In the month of May, county mental-health experts conducted 206 mental-health  evaluations on the South Coast. In a typical month, that number hovers between 120 and 140. About 50 percent wind up being deemed , at which point they’re checked into one of Cottage Hospital’s ER rooms to be deemed physically ready for takeoff. The last I heard, Cottage was averaging about 41  holds a month, and some of these took up to four days to clear. At its worst, up to 10 ER rooms have been occupied by  holds at any given time. But even if the Puff Unit had 70 beds, there’s little guarantee the Rodger tragedy would have been averted. Every deck of cards comes equipped with two jokers. Rodger, it appears, was one. Then there’s the hair-on-fire futility that comes from even mentioning gun control. The question remains how someone like Rodger legally obtained three guns in a state with the strictest background-check rules in the nation. Last year, the state Department of Justice denied nearly 5,000 gun-ownership applications for cause and delayed another 7,000. But it also green-lighted the sale of about 600,000 more. But the fact is unless Rodger had been declared an imminent threat to himself or others, there was no cause to say no. Likewise, I guess, with UCSB student and I.V. resident Kevin Tym, who last week nearly killed a neighbor of his “playing with” one of his seven handguns — which he kept company with 1,000 rounds of ammo — and it accidentally discharged. With customary bombastic restraint, Assemblymember Das Williams has jumped in to fill the void by introducing a bill that would “prevent mass killings.” Hyperbole aside, the bill — germinating in the offices of Assemblymember Nancy Skinner — would constructively nibble away at the edges of the problem. If passed, the measure would allow family members and mental-health professionals to seek restrain-

ing orders against those deemed too volatile, with a propensity for violent behavior, from legally buying guns. Such restraining orders would be filed with the Department of Justice database. Not only could it red-flag attempted purchases, but it would also red-flag previous purchases, empowering authorities to seize firearms already bought. As proposed, this action could be initiated by interested parties — like parents of adult kids — or the local gendarmes. A judge would have to be convinced. And the affected party would be able to appeal, but only two weeks after the fact. The National Rifle Association (NRA), naturally, has dismissed this as a “knee-jerk response,” though in fact, it’s been simmering in the legislative hopper the past 14 months in the wake of the Connecticut schoolyard shootings. Rodger’s rampage, however, provided an all-but-irresistible invitation to take it public. At the last minute, Williams and Skinner found an existing bill initially designed to promote alternative energy, gutted it, and replaced its contents with the new language expanding the restraining-order opportunities to block gun sales. Given that Rodger used two machetes, a knife, and a hammer to kill all three of his roommates multiple times over, I am surprised the NRA hasn’t trotted out their newest trope — or is it meme — that hammers kill more Americans every year than do guns. As a masterpiece of bad-faith sophistry, this argument is so ingeniously disingenuous I almost have to admire its audacity. Almost. In 2011, it turns out, the FBI reported that 496 Americans were killed by hammers, clubs, or other ill-defined instruments of blunt-force trauma. That same year, 323 Americans were killed by rifles. Two points: First, we don’t know exactly how many people hammers actually killed. But of the 32,000 people killed annually by firearms, 11,000 bit the dust because of handguns, not rifles. Of those, 6,371 were homicides and 4,600 were suicide. You do the math. Nothing adds up. Lastly, there is Isla Vista, a bastard stepchild of a town disowned and disinherited by any and all responsible parties. Two riots in five months. Two gang rapes. I don’t know … maybe somebody should do something. Last year, a friend of my son’s was nearly choked to death in I.V. by some psycho looking to garrote women with his belt. She barely escaped. Not long after, he was at an I.V. party where some forcibly uninvited guests forcibly invited themselves back by brandishing a couple of nasty-looking firearms. There’s no better way to accessorize these days than with a Glock. They go with any wardrobe. The mass murder has also sparked an overdue outpouring of outrage about the culture of misogyny long festering in Isla Vista. (See Kelsey Brugger’s article on p. 15). Though hardly unique to I.V., it needs serious attention. Sexism is not just politically incorrect; it’s deadly. Scientists have just discovered more people are killed by hurricanes with female names than with male names. Why? Because people don’t take hurricanes with female names as seriously as they do male-named disasters and don’t respond as urgently as they should. Like the nightmare it’s been, perhaps the only sense that can be made is that which we impose. Maybe it’s as simple as this: Every deck of cards comes with two jokers, and Elliot Rodger was one of them. If that’s the case, maybe we should change the rules before someone deals out Joker Number Two. — Nick Welsh june 5, 2014

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care and support. In lieu of flowers, a donation can be made to the Santa Barbara Hospice/Serenity House. A memorial service was held on May , , at the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses at  N. Fairview Ave, Goleta, CA.

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Alena Small born on October , , in Barre, VT, passed away peacefully on Mother’s Day, May , , at the age of  in Santa Barbara, CA, with her family by her side. Deeply loved and appreciated by all her friends, she is and will always be greatly missed. Alena is survived by her two daughters, Donna Alija of Longview, WA, and Lorna Steele of Santa Barbara, CA. Special thanks to Buena Vista Convalescent and Santa Barbara Hospice/Serenity House for their

Michael passed away on Friday, May , , after a well-fought fight for the past  years with Cancer. Michael was born Feb. , , in Escondido, CA, to Fidencio

Romero and Evelyn Housman. Mike came to live in Santa Barbara when he was  yrs. old. He attended Harding School, LaCumbre Jr High and Santa Barbara HS. He also attended SBCC and SBBC. Mike is survived by his son, Tyler Anthony Romero, of Santa Barbara, his Mother Evelyn of Santa Barbara, his Father Fidencio of Paso Robles, a sister Cindy Heaton of Paso Robles, a sister Loraine of Sacramento, a brother Sean, and was preceded in death by his sister Beatrix Dawson and a brother Antonio Romero. He is also survived by several nieces and nephews, and many cousins and Aunts and Uncles. Mike was an avid Anaheim Angels fan, and his favorite getaway spot was always Disneyland. There will be a Memorial gathering on June st at : at the family home  Borton Drive, Santa Barbara, for family and friends.

Death Notices CHAVEZ, Delilah Lorraine; of Goleta; died May ,  (Born: //); she was . Rosary, / at :pm at Welch-Ryce-Haider, Downtown Chapel, Funeral Mass on /, :am at Our Lady of Sorrows Church. Arrangements by Welch-Ryce-Haider -.

, or Performing Arts Center of Los Angeles County (the Music Center)  N. Grand Ave., Los Angeles, CA . Arrangements by Welch-Ryce-Haider -.

Welch-Ryce-Haider, Goleta Chapel, Funeral Mass on June , :pm at St Raphael’s Church and Interment on June , :am at Calvary Cemetery. Arrangements by Welch-Ryce-Haider -.

EISSLER, Frederick; of Santa Barbara; died May , ; he was . Survived by MEDEL, Albert: , Native of CarCICINELLI, Joseph, , died peace- his wife, Anne, and daughter, Margaret pinteria, died May th; funeral mass fully at his home in Goleta on May Eissler. Friday, June th at : a.m., St. , . Interment was held at Green Joseph’s Catholic Church in Carpinteria, Hills Memorial Park in Rancho Palos GARCIA, David, , formerly of Santa arrangements by Coast Cities CremaVerdes, CA. Arrangements entrusted to Barbara, died on May ,  at Com- tions of Ventura. Pueblo del Rey Funeral Services () munity Memorial Hospital in Ventura, CA. The Rosary Service will be held on OTIS, Sally Ann; of Santa Barbara; -. Thursday, May , , : pm and the died May , ; she was . GraveCRARY, Bruce P.; of Santa Barbara; Funeral Mass will be celebrated on Fri- side Service - May , : AM at Santa died May ,  (Born: //); day, May , : am, both at Our Lady Barbara Cemetery. Arrangements by he was . Services Pending. Arrange- of Assumption Church in Ventura, CA. Welch-Ryce-Haider -. ments by Welch-Ryce-Haider -. Interment will be take place at Carpinteria Cemetery. Arrangements entrusted QUESADA, Manuela; of Santa BarDUNN, Billy H.; of Santa Barbara; to Pueblo del Rey Funeral Services () bara; died May , ; she was . died May , ; he was . Memo- . Visitation, /, : - : pm at Welchrial Service - Saturday, June  : am Ryce-Haider downtown Chapel. Rosary at Welch-Ryce-Haider Santa Barbara GUTIERREZ, Loreto; of Santa Barbara; - /, : pm at the Chapel. Mass Chapel. Arrangements by Welch-Ryce- died May ,  (Born: //); he /, : am at Our Lady of Sorrows Haider -. was . Visitation at Welch-Ryce-Haider, Church. Interment is private. Arrange E. Sola on /, from -pm, with a ments by Welch-Ryce-Haider -. ERBURU, Robert F.; of Santa Barbara; Rosary at Our Lady of Sorrows Church died May , ; he was . Visitation, at :pm. Mass on / at am at Our SANCHEZ, Maria B.; of Carpinteria; /, : to : PM at the Welch-Ryce- Lady of Sorrows, followed by interment died June , ; she was . Memorial Haider downtown Chapel. Mass - /, at Calvary Cemetery. Arrangements by Service - Saturday, June , : pm at : pm at the Cathedral of Our Lady of Welch-Ryce-Haider -. St. Joseph’s Church. Arrangements by Angles,  W. Temple St. Los Angeles. Welch-Ryce-Haider -. DONATIONS: The Huntington Library, JOCHUM, Mary; of Santa Barbara; Arts Collections, and Botanical Gar- died May ,  (Born: //); dens,  Oxford Road, San Marino, CA she was . Rosary June  at :pm at

to head south. He would also have the opportunity to take classes Arne Lunde at the local Community College // – // to pursue his passion of foreign languages. It was during this time Arne met his wife, Marcia, at the Santa Barbara Ski Club. Arne and Marcia were married in . Arne received his Bachelor of Arts Degree and Master’s Degree at UCSB in German Languages and European History. After graduation, Arne and Marcia moved to Germany so that Arne could continue his studies in German Language at the University Arne Lunde, age , of Santa Bar- of Gottingen. Upon returning to bara, CA, passed away suddenly the US, Arne received an offer to but peacefully in his beloved gar- become a Professor at the West den on May , . Valley College in Saratoga, CA, Arne was born to the late where he taught German, French Astrid and Albert Lunde on and Norwegian. Arne served March th, , in Sandefjord, as Department Chair and also Norway. He lived in Norway as a served on the West Valley College young boy during WWII under School Board. He won numerous the - German occupaTeaching Awards during his tention. Arne started High School ure. He was considered a favorite towards the end of the occupaamongst his students, many of tion, and the German language whom kept in touch with him for was a compulsory subject. After years. Arne loved the Community WWII ended, English was added College and neighboring comto the curriculum. Arne, having munity so much he stayed there an ear for languages, used this until he retired in . At this skill as an inspiration for his later time he was encouraged to run teaching career. At the age of , for the Board of Trustees. Arne he joined a whaling expedition in also started the Legacy Society for Antarctica. This was followed by a West Valley and Mission Valley mandatory year in the Norwegian Colleges that enabled individuMilitary, where he also played the als to make donation provisions flute in the marching band. Arne in their estates/trust plans for and his band were selected to play Colleges. for the King and his family in Arne was an active member of which it was an honor and a privi- Nordmanns Forbundet, where he lege. After his tour in the military, served as President for one year. he immigrated to Canada, where He was also a member of Sons of his sister Inger Norris and brother Norway and was an active charFinn Lunde live. Both Inger and ity participant to many libraries. Finn are now in their nineties. Arne loved classical music, was an In Canada, Arne also attended avid world traveler, foodie, stamp Radio College. The skills of a and coin collector, Dodger fan, Radio and TV Technician came crossword puzzle master, cribin handy when he later sought US bage player, Democrat, consumcitizenship. Arne heard of a job mate gardener, Scottish Country through a friend, at Sears, in Santa Dancer, and loved Santa Barbara. Barbara, California, and decided He enjoyed going to the beach and visiting with his friends at Peet’s. Arne was a devoted and carObituaries & Death ing Father and is survived by his Notices are available daughter Margaret, his wife Mardaily at cia, his friends and neighbors who www.independent.com will miss him dearly. and in print each Thursday There will be private services. In lieu in flowers, please contribFor more information ute to West Valley College Library on this service, email: Fund or the Classical Music Staobits@independent.com tion KUSC in Arne’s memory. or call 805-965-5208

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he sinking sun turns the ocean to liquid gold as hundreds of boards glide through the water, headed for the growing circle gathered for Wednesday’s Memorial Paddle-Out. I look around to see hundreds of my classmates bobbing beside me, hands interlinked in solidarity. We splash the water; chants echo to the open sky as we remember those we have lost. A feeling of unity flows through the vast circle like electricity. Saltwater mingles with tears, and flowers arc the air, making rainbows on the ocean surface. Looking into the glowing faces of those around me, I have never felt so deeply connected to my fellow Gauchos. When I arrived in California from London, age 19, the kindness of this community astounded me. It took me from a scared, lonely freshman thousands of miles away from home to a passionate advocate for our little town and all its beauty. Isla Vista has mystified me, taught me, and inspired me beyond my wildest imaginings. “Now, turn to the person next to you and greet them,” the megaphone says.“Touch them, rub their hair, hug them.” I look around to see the ocean shift in a thousand embraces, and I realize in this instant that our community is more powerful than I had ever imagined. I have never seen smiles more genuine or felt hugs more sincere than in these moments, as the sun sets over the Pacific Ocean. In Harder Stadium the day before, the names of the deceased had rung out: “George Chen, Cheng Yuan Hong, Weihan Wang, Veronika Weiss, Katherine Cooper, Christopher Michaels-Martinez.”Amid the silence, there was only the barely audible click of press cameras. But the beauty of this place and its people can never be captured by cameras. They will never see us enter as wide-eyed freshmen, smitten with partying on Del Playa, but leaving as activists, teachers, artists, and entrepreneurs. They weren’t there as we swept broken glass from our streets after the riots, when we cleaned our beaches, or raised $200,000 to save our local Food Co-op. We are so much more than the cumulative sum of our headlines. We are two

square miles of passion, of learning, and of growth, a town so compact that it sometimes seems we feel a collective heartbeat. My mind left the stadium and wandered to the swaying eucalyptus groves that line the bluffs, their trailing leaves rustled by warm afternoon wind. They carry an unmistakable scent that any Isla Vistan will recognize: the earthy fragrance of bark mixed with ocean breeze and just a hint of oil. For many of us, it smells like home. As UCSB students, we have slowly become desensitized to the ritual weekend emails that populate our inboxes in the early hours; we reach for our phones and glaze over yet another police report: “Attempted robbery” blurs with “assault” and “suspected weapon.” To the outside world, we are a town of riots, tear gas, beached bodies, and binge drinking. We seem the perfect paradox: a coastal paradise plucked straight from a movie set yet marred with the crime rate of an inner-city ghetto. Right now, we may feel small and fragile beside those who would tear us down. But this week has taught me that the only power we have against them are our small kindnesses to one another — the time we take to smile at strangers, to listen with sincerity, to show empathy and kindness. Days after the event that shook our town, a sense of frailty still fills the air, but it is tinged with something else, too. Now, words seem gentler, the smiles longer, the embraces tighter. On my way home from class, I gaze at flower petals spread over and around the wounds peppering the glass of I.V. Deli, the site of one of the shootings. They almost eclipse the scars in the window and spill in their hundreds onto the sidewalk below. A banner tied to a house on Sabado Tarde sways: “What we do now is up to us.” As we begin to recover, I can only hope that we don’t forget what this week has taught us. Let us tread lightly on this beautiful patch of land we call home for four years. Let us realize that our love for one another is our only defense and that together we are strong. Like seals, a sea of students bobs in the glassy ocean, a movie scene that could be just another ■ Wednesday afternoon in Isla Vista.

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We have received more letters and Voices on the Isla Vista tragedy than we can hope to print. Below are excerpts from some of them, mostly written by Gauchos. All can be found in full at independent.com/IslaVista.

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ince 1993, the year I was born, 127 fatal school shootings have occurred in the United States. I am no stranger to violence … [b]ut this time, it’s completely different. I heard those gunshots as they were fired behind my house. This is my shock, my sorrow. My home being infiltrated by unapologetic news trucks and overeager reporters. … My heartbreak being sensationalized on TV screens around the world … It all seems so familiar, until it happens to you, and you realize that it’s completely different.” — Margaux Gundzik, Isla Vista ◆ “The young man shot in the market … [m]y buddy coached him in Little League … WHY?!?! [do] things like the I.V. madness continue to befall one American community after another … [T]his horror happened in the vibrant, spirited, energetic, fun, crazy, electrifying good old college town of Isla Vista, California. Sure, it’s a slum to some, but to those of us who know and love it, there’s not a better place in the world for kids to take a first dip into the deep, invigorating, wide-open pool of adulthood.” — James Mallon, San Luis Obispo

◆ “What kind of rite [of passage] involves so few elders and ends with $50,000-$100,000 or more of debt? When I look back at my and my friends’ university days, we are lucky to be alive. Many of us went to jail, did drugs, drank endless amounts of alcohol, had unprotected sex.” — Moishe ben Mendel, Melbourne, Australia

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“[Rodger’s] misogynistic attitude of entitlement to the bodies of women, and his utter contempt for women and people of color, was inﬁnitely more dangerous than whatever mental health problems [he] dealt with. … The scariest part … [is that] I.V. features a status-based party scene where men use women’s bodies to gain standing and often do so without consent. I have personally heard the same disrespect for women that Rodger’s videos featured voiced casually … [T]he UC has been complicit in turning I.V. into … a slum, complete with slum lords and sky-high population density … The school may be publicly embarrassed of the town’s “party scene,” a term that

often functions as a euphemism for “rape culture,” but it has stood to gain immensely from the creation of an environment where twentysomethings are unchecked … Violence against women happens with regularity in I.V. … [P]art of coming together must mean dealing head-on with the fact that I.V.’s culture was not simply victimized by a violent anomaly: It was also a contribut— Andy McCumber ing factor to the murders.” Goleta

◆ “Our lecture hall … will be permanently missing two people. [The class was to end] with a discussion of … In Mourning and In Rage, [a piece] markedly remembered for the powerful chant [its] cloaked women uttered: ‘In memory of our sisters, we ﬁght back!’ … Five days before I would have taught this section, young women and men were the target of a young man’s ire because these women would not give what he had decided was rightfully his, that being their aﬀections, bodies, and sex. Let us remember the piece is from 1977. This is 2014.”

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n Saturday morning in the summer of ne 22012, 15-year-old Daniel Godinez catches tthe bus from his home in Goleta. With ttransfers and delays, he pieces together a ttwo-hour circuitous ride to the Museum of Natural History. He walks along the o eempty parking lot shaded by ancient live oaks, k past the h enormous blue whale skeleton, through the adobe entrance, and cuts across the peaceful courtyard. Opening the door marked “Gladwin Planetarium,” he feels his way along a dark aisle toward the control booth with the awesome presence of the sky dome overhead. In less than an hour, the audience will begin filling the seats for the first show of the day; but now he is alone. This is Daniel’s moment; he is about to turn on the universe. If you had happened to take a seat that morning, leaning back, you would have been guided through the wonders of our solar system and beyond by an upbeat and articulate astronomer who appeared far too young to be lecturing on 14 billion years of cosmic arcana. What special opportunities did this young man, practically a boy, have to be so knowledgeable, you might have wondered? Did he have a father who was an astronomer or an uncle with a great telescope? In fact, Daniel is the son of Mexican immigrants with little formal education. While his launch pad was the public school system, and his rocket fuel his own drive, his achievement is also a testament to the importance of science electives and a responsive network of educators who cared enough to go beyond their paid orbits. In the winter of 2009, Daniel’s junior high science teacher announced there would be an opportunity for students to take part in a special program “to use a really big telescope across the world.” Daniel was not the sort of student to step forward for science electives. Though he worked at his studies, he had only been speaking English for six years, and his school record was undistinguished with low test scores and missing work. His parents worked in the service industry, and, as with many Mexicans, they valued family, religion, and practical abilities foremost. It would not have been unusual for their teenage child to forfeit secondary school in order to enter the work force. True, Daniel was enrolled in AVID (Advancement Via Individual Determination), a public school program intended to promote first-generation college-bound students, but in practice he found the study-skills class dull. It felt to him like a dumping ground for language-limited low achievers, and he wasn’t particularly sure how far he wanted to go with his education. His science teacher, however, proved persuasive, insisting the activity was within reach of any student who desired it and not just a perk for A students. Admitting that he was already intrigued with the subject, Daniel finally agreed to sign up. The program turned out to be part of the Faulkes Telescope Project (FTP), the brainchild of English entrepreneur and philanthropist Martin C.“Dill” Faulkes, who wanted to provide free access to robotic telescopes and a fully supported educational program for teachers and students.“The idea of giving British youngsters access to a world-class telescope immediately appealed to me,” said Faulkes.“I could see that spending a few million pounds making science and maths in schools more interesting would have much more effect on children than spending half a billion on truancy measures.” Making science “more interesting” turned out to be the flashpoint for Daniel. Through this one FTP program, he found his world opening, his interest in science intensifying, and his personal focus on astronomy leading to a string of stunning achievements: county and state science-fair awards; a research mentorship at the University of California, Santa Barbara; a paid teaching

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assistantship as astronomy tutor at Santa Barbara City College; and a planetarium operator gig at the Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History, which eventually led to a staff position as astronomy programs assistant there. Access to a world-class telescope certainly made a difference in Daniel’s life. But so did key mentors along the way. The first in a long line of people who recognized Daniel’s potential was his Goleta Valley Junior High science teacher, Kim Miller [disclosure: The writer is Miller’s spouse]. She was introduced to the Faulkes Telescope Project through the Goleta-based parent company Las Cumbres Observatory Global Telescope Network (LCOGT), founded by former Google vice president of engineering Wayne Rosing. LCOGT is a nonprofit foundation building a computer-coordinated network of telescopes around the globe, ultimately allowing the continual observation of celestial

consulted with astronomer Rachel Street and LCOGT educator Rachel Ross. Street helped him understand photometry and “color-color” techniques that reveal whether stars that look close to one another really are, in fact, members of the same cluster. He attended “physics tea” at UCSB with astrophysicists Omer Blaes and Kristian Finlator, learning blackbody radiation and how to interpret the eﬀects of cosmic dust. The LCOGT and FTP web resources proved invaluable. Using the remote telescope interface via the Internet, Daniel directed the telescopes to image a never-before-studied star cluster in the Monoceros constellation. But these pics were just the beginning. Long advisory sessions with Street and Finlator were required to learn how to process the data. Eventually, Daniel and his teammate, Caylin Canales, were able to unlock the composition and age of these celestial objects. Their investigation “Aging the Stars” was a triumph, win-

Daniel’s office hours at Santa Barbara City College now, at times, resemble a university teaching assistantship, with up to 20 students, all older than he is, some middle-aged. “It can be challenging to tutor adults who possess … knowledge and wisdom that in another context would put them in authority,” he confessed. objects. At a 2007 science conference, Miller met FTP Director Paul Roche. He invited her to enroll her students, the ﬁrst invited from the continental U.S., into the Faulkes program. From the start, the challenge was destined for the intrepid few. The students would be allotted time on two two-meter telescopes, one in Australia and the other in Hawai‘i. But the big problem for most U.S. students was the hour. The scopes are ideally positioned globally for peering into the night sky during the British school day — less so for the U.S. West Coast. And even when a handful of students found the will (and parental permission) to huddle around a computer screen with Miller at 4 a.m., there was never a guarantee until the last minute that the skies might not be clouded over and obscured from sight. Daniel was one of only two students in Miller’s FTP trial run. He was hooked from the moment he began and was soon pushing for more. He wanted to use this new resource for a science-fair project and was thus introduced to a network of astronomy experts and educators. He Skype-chatted with Roche. He

ning a gold medal in the Santa Barbara County Science Fair and fourth place in the Physics & Astronomy division at the California State Science Fair. For all that, the night sky was just beginning to deepen for Daniel. He joined a group of area astronomy enthusiasts, the Astronomical Unit, and began attending lectures and “star parties,” where telescopes are spread out over the dark Museum of Natural History grounds. One night after a meeting, Daniel approached Javier Rivera, director of the Gladwin Planetarium, and sheepishly asked,“At some point, in the late future, maybe I could help in the planetarium?” To his surprise, Rivera said that the opportunity was available now if he was serious about learning. Two or more days a week, Daniel rose at 6 a.m. to arrive at the planetarium by 9 a.m. to practice. A planetarium operator, he quickly learned, is not only a technician but also a conceptual artist and performer. He must be skilled with programs that govern an array of projectors, but these skills have to serve a concept and mesh with a script. The beginnings

CO V E R S T O R Y were awkward, but practice paid off. After a few months, Daniel’s shows were gaining traction, especially with the younger crowd. He found ways to add pizzazz. For example, prior to showtime, instead of projecting a static night sky with sedate New Age music, he ran a roaring simulation of a rollercoaster ride on Jupiter. “I would see all the kids screaming and putting their hands up before the show even begins,” he said. While astronomy became his passion du jour, its effect leavened his scholastic prowess generally. The feeling of success and the excitement of intellectual growth pushed dreams of college to the forefront. Daniel enrolled in the challenging International Baccalaureate (IB) program at Dos Pueblos High School, committing himself, in effect, to a school within a school, an elite group of 22 highly motivated students immersed in a rigorous program of weighted solid courses. The steeper path would

possess specialized knowledge and wisdom that in another context would put them in authority,” he confessed.“As a tutor, I am not there to lecture students — that’s the teacher’s job. Rather, I am there as a guide.” Late last year, Daniel weathered the college application process while continuing to carry a heavy academic load. He worked for a while at a bowling alley to supplement his family income and contribute to his own vehicle expenses. Suggest to Daniel that, just maybe, driving an extra 25 miles three times a week to a tutoring job that barely covers gas might not be the best use of a high school senior’s time, and you might as well hope to separate gravity from a black hole. It’s not the money — it’s Ariadne’s thread to a dream profession. “An intellectually stimulating position, it not only demonstrates my potential and ability as an individual — it connects me with the academic community that represents my future,” Daniel

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/: Merle Haggard How will Merle Haggard decide which song to sing? Will it be “Mama Tried,” “Okie From Muskogee,” or “I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink”? Enjoy an evening listening to one of the most inﬂuential artists in country music history. pm. Chumash Casino Resort,  E. Hwy. , Santa Ynez. $-$. Ages +. Call () - or visit chumash casino.com. /: Ken Bortolazzo: Moving On Please visit the opening of Ken Bortolazzo’s exhibit of new works of kinetic (having mechanical parts that can be set in motion) sculptures, which are a continuing departure from his past work by juxtaposing the use of his heavymetal material with the grace of their movement. Shows through August . -pm. Sullivan Goss, An American Gallery,  E. Anapamu St. Free. Call - or visit sullivangoss.com.

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/: Visual Vacation Travel to New York, Italy, and Morocco if only by paintings at this show of two artists, Chris Potter and Wyllis Heaton, who had a hard time bringing their wet oil paintings back from faraway lands. -pm. Distinctive Framing N’ Art,  State St. Free. Email chrispotterart@gmail.com or visit chrispotterart.blogspot.com. RYAN SALM

THURSDAY 6/5 /: SlingShot Pop-Up Gallery Show SlingShot celebrates its ﬁrst year by joining st Thursday with this exhibition of unique, raw, and creative works in all media by  S.B. artists with developmental disabilities. :-:pm. Union Bank Community Ctr.,  E. Carrillo St. Free. Call - or visit alphasb.org. /: Casa Dolores 1st Thursday What’s your favorite card, la luna (the moon), la rosa (the rose), or la estrella (the star)? Come create your own beautiful Loteria cards, a Mexican game of chance similar to bingo where the caller calls out riddles instead of numbers. -pm. S.B. Museum of Art,  State St. Free. Call - or visit casadolores.org.

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Northern California’s fertile music scene, the Dead Winter Carpenters (pictured) are a rollicking, highenergy, Americana-roots-infused five-piece band influenced by rock and traditional fiddle tunes of earlier times. pm. SOhO Restaurant & Music Club,  State St. $-$. Ages +. Call - or visit sohosb.com. Read more on p. .

/-/: S.B. Food & Wine Weekend Join S.B. County’s top culinary talent for three days of food and wine celebrating Julia Child’s lifelong passion for learning, love of eating well, and appreciation for S.B.’s coastal bounty. Fri.: :-:pm; Sat.: am-pm; Sun.: am-pm. Bacara Resort & Spa,  Hollister Ave. Free-$. For a complete schedule, call - or visit bacararesort.com/ sbfoodandwine. Read more on p. . /: UCSB Media Arts & Tech-

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Join the annual display of master’s and doctoral student work in Media Arts and Technology (MAT) and experience the AlloSphere, interactive installations, live audiovisual performances, and new media art. -pm. Elings Hall, UCSB. Free. Visit show.mat.ucsb .edu.

6 /: Outdoor Family Concert and Summer Reading Program Kickoff This concert featuring musician José-Luis Orozco, a beloved bilingual children’s performer, will kick oﬀ the annual Summer Reading Program. The festivities will conclude with a piñata. -:pm. Library Ave. Plaza, S.B. Central Library,  E. Anapamu St. Free. Call - or visit sbplibrary.org. /: Lawrence Duff Trio Be prepared to dance when you come to listen to Lawrence Duﬀ, Ruben Martinez, and Rene Martinez as they perform classic American and Brazilian songs, bossas, sambas, and some Latin. :-:pm. Brasil Arts Café,  State St. Free. Call -.

/-/: Legacy What is legacy? Is it something that is attained by only the powerful or the strong? Dancers of the Fusion Dance Company will reveal stories that will engage you so intimately you’ll feel as if you’re a part of their lives. Fri.: :pm; Sat.:  and :pm. Center Stage Theater,  Paseo Nuevo. $.-$. Call - or visit centerstagetheater.org. Read more on p. .

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/: Pato Banton & The Now Generation Pato Banton is embarking on a musical and spiritual mission with The Now Generation, made up of diﬀerent members from the SoCal area. They are uplifting the masses with a warm message of love and positivity with the reggae they are known for. pm. SOhO Restaurant & Music Club,  State St. $-$. Ages +. Call - or visit sohosb.com.

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/: The Solstice Brothers Art Gallery Reception Come participate in this preSolstice parade of art featuring Gregory Beeman’s latest series of detailed abstracts, Call of the Ancients, and Pali-X-Mano, painter, director of multimedia videos, costume designer, and ﬂoat creator. There will be live music with DJ Mac, the Solstice Drummers, dancing, and food and wine. -pm. Ayni Gallery,  State St. Free. Email info@ aynigallery.com.

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SATURDAY 6/7 /: Chasing the Sun Team S.B. will welcome Navy veterans Bryan Cochran and Austin Shirley and Shirley’s dog, Archer, on their cross-country fundraising journey from Florida to California. Chasing the Sun raises awareness and funds for Wounded Wear, an organization that provides fashionable

clothing and clothing modiﬁcations to America’s wounded warriors and citizens. -:pm: Marriott Courtyard Santa Barbara,  Storke Rd., Goleta. -pm: The Imperial,  S. Kellogg Ave., Goleta. Free. Visit crowdrise .com/chasingthesun. /: The Road Not Taken:

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Come and make a wish for a ﬁsh and enjoy Dr. Seuss– styled activities, “If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.” am - pm. Ty Warner Sea Ctr.,  Stearns Wharf. $-$. Call - or visit sbnature.org.

/-/: Parkinson Association RailRoad Days Come see operators from area railroad clubs running indoor HO scale model trains and G scale outdoor trains all day with indoor and outdoor layouts modeled on the Southern Paciﬁc Santa Cruz Division and the Louisville and Nashville Railroad. Proceeds will go to the Parkinson Association of S.B. am-pm.  Camino Viejo Rd., Montecito. Suggested donation: $. Call - or visit rrdays.com. /-/: S.B. Writers Conference Count on working hard,

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/: 10th Annual Los Olivos Jazz & Olive Festival Come spend the afternoon in the beautiful Santa Ynez Valley, tasting wine from  wineries, listening to world-class jazz musicians, and sampling  diﬀerent olive-themed dishes prepared by area chefs. -pm. Downtown Los Olivos. $. Call - or visit jazzandolivefestival.org.

meeting dozens of other writers, learning from professionals who are passionate about writing, and being inspired. This conference will give published and unpublished writers the opportunity to improve their craft while associating with professionals. Sat.: noonam; Sun.-Thu.: am-am. Hyatt Santa Barbara,  E. Cabrillo Blvd. $. Call - or visit sbwriters .com.

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12 /: Karla Bonoff and Jimmy Webb This doublebill night featuring two Grammy-winning songwriters will be ﬁlled with songs you know and love, such as “Wichita Lineman” and “Up, Up and Away.” pm. Lobero Theatre,  E. Canon Perdido St. $-$. Call - or visit lobero.com. /: Finding Words to Honor

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/: Simply Aloha Luau The mission of Simply Aloha is to build relationships and partner with various charitable organizations for years to come. The proceeds of this Hawaiian-style party with food, music, and dancers will go toward Jonata-Oak Valley PTSA (Parent Teacher Student Association). Noon-pm. River View Park, Buellton. Free-$. Call - or visit simplyaloha.org.

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FRIDAY /: MakerFest Attention all crafters, artisan, and DIY enthusiasts: Do you have a project that would beneﬁt from public input or have ideas you want to share with others? This inaugural MakerFest will oﬀer a “mini-TED talk” stage for short presentations, crafting tables, and a drawing for prizes. Noonpm. Library Ave. Plaza, S.B. Central Library,  E. Anapamu St. Free. Call - or visit sbplibrary.org. /-/: S.B. Home & Garden Expo The focus of this show is comfort for your home with information on everything from pillows, heating, and air to outdoor products with remodeling and service experts on hand for questions. The latest information on sustainable products as well as some discounts will be available. Sat.: am-pm; Sun: am-pm. Earl Warren Showgrounds,  Calle Real. Free-$. Call - or visit chargoproductions.com.

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/: Picnic in the Park Program Any child  years and under is welcome, thanks to the Foodbank of S.B. County, to receive a free and delicious lunch to be eaten on site at our beautiful Central Library (on a first-come, first-served basis). Lunch will be served every Wednesday through August . am-noon. Faulkner Gallery,  E. Anapamu St. Free. Ages  and under (children under  must be accompanied by an adult). Call - or visit sbp library.org. /: Sunset at the Canary Every second Wednesday of the month, the Pacific Pride Foundation will be hosting an LGBT cocktail mixer with appetizers and amazing rooftop views of the mountains and ocean. pm. Canary Hotel,  W. Carrillo St. Free. Ages +. Call - or visit pacificpride foundation.org.

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S.B. Writers Conference When Barnaby Conrad launched the Santa Barbara Writers Conference (SBWC) in 1972, he was clear about one thing — there would be no application process. Having played a role in the then-fledgling Community of Writers at Squaw Valley, Conrad objected to the idea that writers should apply and be accepted or rejected on the basis of their current work. “He always thought that there were plenty of writers in print who would never have been accepted to prestigious writers conferences,” explained current SBWC director Nicole Starczak recently. “He wanted [SBWC] to be available to anyone who was interested in — and excited about — writing.” Forty-two years later, the Santa Barbara Writers Conference continues to honor Conrad’s inclusive vision, drawing together writers across the full range of genres The S.B. Writers Conference is Saturday-Thursday, and experience. For five days, participants June 7-12, at the Hyatt. For attend author talks, a full schedu le of events, meet with editors, and call 568-1516 or get their work critiqued visit sbwriters.com. in workshops that range in focus from screenwriting

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A hotel that offers yoga in the morning, deejays at night; two bars, one with billiards and a patio, one with views of the mountains and pool; an indoor-outdoor restaurant run by a globe-trotting chef; and a record player, backgammon set, and drawer-handle bottle openers in each room? It sounds like a retreat in Los Angeles or New York, but this consciously designed coolness is coming to the heart of suburban Goleta, where the boutique Kimpton Hotel chain is remodeling the old Holiday Inn on Calle Real. When it opens (optimistically July 1),The Goodland will be a place for both tourists and locals to hang out, sip drinks at The Good Bar, and dine fine at The Outpost S.B., as Chef Derek Simcik’s restaurant will be known. (He was last at the Atwood Café in Chicago.) The site was purchased last year by Makar Properties, whose president, Paul Makarechian, is a UCSB graduate. “This is a personal thing for him,” said General Manager Jeremy Wilhide during a recent tour through the property’s active construction zones. “He wants to see it the way it should be.” That includes an aesthetic that mixes retro-cool style (the spinning vinyl, Americana items in the mini-bar, etc.) popularized by the Ace Hotel in Palm Springs and similar properties with beach-house touches of surf magazines and driftwood. It also means good food, fun drinks, a.m./p.m. programming, and a vibrant pool scene. Wilhide believes steady occupancy (rooms will start around $229 a night) will come from the many visitors to UCSB, clients from the bigger companies in the area, and what he and many Goleta boosters would like to see most: people who come to explore the Good Land itself. “Goleta seems like it has an opportunity,” said Wilhide, who came to Santa Barbara to work at The Canary, which Kimpton also manages. “It seems ripe, and it feels right at least.” — Matt Kettmann

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ou must keep your mind on the objective, not on the obstacle,” said newspaper magnate William Randolph Hearst, who definitely applied that mindset when building his castle in San Simeon, California, where he and architect Julia Morgan worked for 28 years on the architectural masterpiece. While people come from around the world to visit the estate, the historical landmark is just a short drive for those of us living in Santa Barbara County and a lovely excuse to take an overnight in the nearby town of Cambria. I recently did exactly that. It was about a two-hour drive from Santa Barbara to the Cambria Pines Lodge, where my companion and I stayed the night. The hotel, which was built in 1927, is nestled in trees on a hill that overlooks Cambria’s picturesque downtown. It’s a tranquil hideaway with several bucolic gardens and sitting areas, a pool and hot tub, a walking trail around the 25-acre property, and a wee dog park for its furry, four-legged guests. We settled into our cottage, which boasted fireplaces in the sitting area and the bedroom, a luxurious bathroom that included a spa tub, and a small private patio. Leaving the car at the hotel, we followed a trail down the hill to town for dinner, marveling at the flora and views along the way. Cambria (which is Latin for Wales) was thriving in the latter half of the 1800s, and much of it still bears the architectural shadows of the Old West. Restaurants, wine bars, and boutiques fill the shop fronts, catering to the vibrant tourist industry that accounts for the majority of the town’s economic activity. We dined at the Cambria Pub and Steakhouse and noshed on a BBQ chicken sandwich and a Philly cheesesteak. We hiked back to the lodge as the sun was sliding toward the horizon. We changed into our swimming togs and relaxed in the hot tub, which we had to ourselves. In the morning we went to the main house for a delicious breakfast buffet that included scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, cereals, melon, fresh orange juice, and coffee. We ate our meal on the restaurant patio in a stone alcove with a fireplace. The sun was out, the wind blew the tops of the trees, and the lilt of quiet conversations filled the air, making for a serene start to our day. We headed 10 minutes up wild coast to Hearst Castle and passed grazing zebra, the offspring of some of Hearst’s zoo aniCambria Pines Lodge: 2905 Burton mals. The bus ride Dr., Cambria, 927-4200 or (800) 966-6490, up the wending cambriapineslodge.com. (Pet friendly) road to La Cambria Pub & Steakhouse: 4090 Burton Dr., Cuesta EncanCambria, 927-0782, thecambriapub.com. tada (The Hearst Castle: San Simeon, (800) 444-4445, Enchanted hearstcastle.org. Hill, as it SeaCrest Hotel: 2241 Price St., Pismo Beach, was referred 773-4608 or (800) 782-8400, seacrestpismo.com. to in its day) (Pet friendly) afforded stunMargarita Adventures: 22720 El Camino ning views of the Real, Santa Margarita, 438-3120, sea and grasslands. margarita-adventures.com. We took the Grand

CENTRAL COAST DAYS: Cambria Pines Lodge is peppered with tranquil gardens, like this whimsical one laid out within a bedroom set (bottom left). In addition to panoramic views of the Pacific, Hearst Castle has two swimming pools that are works of art — the outdoor Neptune Pool and the indoor Roman Pool (top). Great blue heron (middle right) relax on the shores of Lake Santa Margarita, along with snowy egrets and numerous other feathered flyers — all of which you can see during Margarita Adventures’ kayaking tour (bottom right).

Rooms tour (there are several tours from which to choose) and spent an hour and 45 minutes ogling the grandiose history of the castle’s “social rooms.” At the tour’s conclusion, guests are allowed to wander the grounds at their leisure. The spectacular flower gardens and the pools — the glorious outdoor Neptune Pool (which unfortunately is currently without water due to repair work) and the dramatic indoor Roman Pool — are worth the $25 price of admission alone.

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In the late afternoon, we headed south to Pismo Beach and the SeaCrest Hotel for the night. The inn was the accommodation portion of a package offered by Margarita Adventures that includes kayaking on Santa Margarita Lake, a reservoir sequestered in the hills southeast of the town of the same name. While the Cambria Pines Lodge offered pastoral quiet, the SeaCrest was abuzz — the 158-room hotel was host to at least two family reunions the night we stayed. The atmosphere was lively as guests enjoyed the pool, hot tubs (there are three), and barbecue area. Built more than 50 years ago, the SeaCrest earned the tagline “a bit of Hawai‘i on the California Coast” soon after it first opened. And the resort is reminiscent of

being on the islands, thanks to palm trees swaying in the breeze, a grassy lawn carpeting the area between the hotel and the cliff above the beach, and the curved architecture of the hotel’s design, which affords a stunning, unobstructed panorama of the Pacific from nearly every room. In the morning, we took advantage of the complimentary continental breakfast before setting off for Santa Margarita. We arrived at Margarita Adventures’ headquarters at 10 a.m., met our guide Matt, and then headed for the lake. Santa Margarita Lake was created in 1941 by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to provide drinking water to the nowdefunct Camp San Luis Obispo. Swimming is not allowed, but boating and fishing are approved activities, and it was perfect spring weather for our four-hour excursion. We explored the lake’s fingerlings and saw heaps of birds, including several great blue heron and snowy egrets. Despite the shockingly low waterline thanks to years of drought, the lake still felt robust and offered a peaceful sanctuary. After a picnic lunch of sandwiches and chips, it was time to head back. Our return trip was against the wind and required steady paddling to the boat launching area. With peaceful spirits and tired arms, we climbed into the van and enjoyed the scenery as we trundled back into town. San Luis Obispo County is home to some of the most beautiful natural terrain in California — a fact of which I was ■ blissfully reminded during this lovely close escape. june 5, 2014

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Parker’s appeared to be 94 feet long, the distance from baseline to baseline. Seated along it were the 20 living members of the Santa Barbara Court of Champions, a convocation of past and present members of the community “who have achieved and/or made significant contributions to the game of basketball.” It was amazing to see them all in one place: Brian Shaw and Carrick DeHart, seated with their UCSB coaches, Jerry Pimm and his then-assistant Ben Howland, recalling the days the Gauchos first made the NCAA tournament and rocked the Thunderdome when they upset No. –ranked UNLV. Jamaal Wilkes and Don Ford together again, as they were when they played for the Santa Barbara Dons and the Los Angeles Lakers. The coach-and-player pairings of Maury Halleck and Sal Rodriguez, Jack Trigueiro and Vic Bartolome, Andrew Butcher and Holly Ford Emerson, Mark French and Erin Alexander Brown. Westmont College’s John Moore, two wins away from 500 in his coaching career, and Kirsten Moore, who turned tragedy into triumph when she coached the Warrior women to the NAIA championship. Gary Cunningham and Gary Colson, coaches of distinction who have shared their knowledge of the game in the community. Larry Crandell, the comic of champions. When he wasn’t winning World War II, he played some basketball at Syracuse and confessed that his GPA and scoring average “combined were a 3.” Bill Bertka, who has been a scout, assistant coach, and front-office consultant with the Lakers for 38 years, the last 33 continuously, all while commuting from Santa Barbara. In the center of the table, flanked by those 20, was guest-of-honor Jerry West, the Lakers legend whose silhouette has been the NBA’s logo for four decades. West attended out of his friendship for Bertka, but he also was enamored of the entire event, pulled together in a couple of months by Curt Pickering and Eric Burkhardt. “Let’s make this bigger and better next year,” West said. All who were there Monday night realized the inaugural class was something special. It also included posthumous honorees Don Volpi, the first Dos Pueblos High coach, and journalist Phil Patton. The basketball year reaches a climax this week with the start of the NBA Finals. Both the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs received support from the Court of Champions.

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For the Heat: “They have the one element nobody else has: LeBron James,” Cunningham said.“LeBron is just physically not normal,” Kirsten Moore said. “I saw him in person one time, and it’s unbelievable how you can be that quick and that big. His passing is what impressed me the most.” Howland said the Heat has incentive to join the Celtics, Bulls, and Lakers as the only clubs to win three consecutive titles. Bertka is pulling for Pat Riley, the president of the Miami franchise, who sat Bertka next to him on the bench when they coached the Lakers in the Showtime era. Another Santa Barbara connection is Chet Kammerer, the former Westmont coach who has worked for the Heat for 17 years as a scout and player personnel specialist. For the Spurs: Coach Gregg Popovich is admired for the way he has kept his aging team at the top of its game.“I like those old guys, and Pop reminds me a lot of Trigueiro,” Bartolome said, referring to his crusty high school coach. “We’ve never seen a coach that’s better than Popovich,” West said. “His teams play beautifully together. They’re so cohesive that when they’re playing their best, they’re really tough to beat. I have mixed emotions, because of Pat Riley, but I have to stick with the West.” Shaw came to appreciate all too well the way the Spurs play as he went through his ﬁrst season as head coach of the Denver Nuggets. “They would have won it all last year if it hadn’t been for the ending of Game Six,” he pointed out. Emerson Ford said the Spurs are hungry because of that one that got away. “The best player on the planet [James] can’t beat ﬁve who understand their roles,” Pimm declared. Pickering noted the Spurs have some younger players, Kawhi Leonard and Boris Diaw, who can take on James. French prefers the Spurs because of forward Tim Duncan,“an old-school, classy guy.” John Moore likes the Spurs because “I’m on a mission to bring the pass back to the game of basketball. I’m so happy to see the Spurs do well because they really honor the pass. No matter how good the players are, the ball has to move around.” Butcher had a suggestion: “Over the season, the injuries pile up, tendinitis and all that. If you could talk to the trainers for each team, then you would know who’s going to win — whichever team is healthier.” For more sports, including a weekly highlight schedule, see independent.com/sports.

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ith five decades in the movie business under his belt, Kurt Russell can pretty much be expected to reference filmmaking when discussing his six-year-old winemaking project at Ampelos Cellars on the western outskirts of Lompoc. During the long afternoon last month when Russell and Ampelos owner/winemaker Peter Work were deciding which 2012 barrels to blend into the next incarnation of Russell’s brand Gogi, the blockbuster actor did not disappoint. “This is where wine reminds me of moviemaking,” said Russell, who sees the blending process of winemaking as like being in the editing room.“You want all the best takes.” And like a film editor who must rely on what’s already been shot by the director, a winemaker is reliant on the farming decisions made in the vineyard long before blending day. “You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit,” explained Russell, sporting a grin that lasted ’til the session finished nearly seven hours later. “Its structure comes from what happens out there, but the balance is what we are gonna do today. That’s CELEB SIPPER: Kurt Russell sniffs his way toward a 2012 why I say that today is the best day of the year for me.” blend of pinot noir for his Gogi project at the Ampelos Luckily for Russell, the biodynamically farmed Cellars facility in Lompoc, where owner/winemaker Ampelos Vineyard in the heart of the Sta. Rita Hills is Peter Work (right) advises the actor. renowned for quality fruit, full of flavors, tension, and verve, the same qualities that attracted Russell to wine pared the blending to making the lineup for a baseball in the first place, 30 years ago, during bicycle rides with team. Thanks to the good fruit, he can’t really screw up, his family through Tuscany and Burgundy, where he but he could make a stronger team if he selects the optiate grapes off the vine from the esteemed La Tâche mum order.“You can’t miss,” he explained,“but you’re Vineyard. He met Peter and Rebecca Work — who have trying to catch lightning in a bottle.” One year, they went been growing and making their own Ampelos wine for through 27 different blends before deciding, though this more than a decade now — through a family connection, year, it seemed to progress rather quickly, with the first and 2008 was the first vintage of Gogi, which got the blend pleasing most of the tasters. It still carried on for nickname “Forbaz.” (Each vintage’s nickname is a nod to hours, though. people or places in Russell’s life.) Intensely focused on making the best pinot noir he He loved it so much that when the time came for the can, Russell, who bobs around like a pre-fight boxer 2009 blending, he wanted to do the same exact thing. throughout the blending process, is not out to make a “But Peter told me, ‘Kurt, this isn’t like Coca-Cola,’” vanity wine, and he laments those celebrities who simrecalled Russell. “It took me a while to reckon with that, ply slap their name on a bottle without really getting but now that’s the fun of it.” The 2009 was named Bosty involved.“Those people are missing out,” said Russell. Boy, the 2010 Jelly Bean, and the 2011 Angelbaby. During He’s also quite approachable and friendly and can often blending day last month, we tasted each past vintage and be found behind the bar at his new tasting room in the reviewed their individual components to calibrate our old Union Hotel of Los Alamos, ready to chat wine and palates, and then Peter pulled samples from more than life. a dozen barrels: a range of clones (A, , , , etc.), But pinot noir’s romantic, feminine side is what keeps different barrel toastings, some new oak, some neutral, Russell so passionate about the Gogi project, and he likes each aged for 22 months. “It’s all Kurt’s palate,” said Peter the idea that maybe someone’s life will change by drinkof how the Gogi project goes down.“We’re in the front ing his wine.“Who knows?” asked Russell in the midst seat steering, but Kurt is in the back telling us where to of blend number three. “Maybe a person will be born go.” because of this wine. Why isn’t that worth doing?” That process involves forming a pyramid of the various selections on the folding table, Kurt Russell’s Gogi Wines can be tasted — alongcalling out percentages of which clone to side other Ampelos wines, as well as Hudsoninclude in the next sample, and then fineBellamy wines, a project by actress Kate Hudson (the daughter tuning the blend into something that tastes of Russell’s longtime partner, Goldie Hawn) and her rock-star good enough today, but has the potential fiancé, Matt Bellamy of the band Muse — at the new Wine to be even better in a couple of years, when Saloon inside the 1880 Union Hotel of Los Alamos, open most of it will be sold and consumed.“I Friday-Saturday, noon-8 p.m., and Sunday, noon-5 p.m. Visit work mostly from the nose,” said Russell in ampeloscellars.com and 1880unionhotel.com for info. between sniffs, and, in another analogy, com-

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anta Barbara’s culinary scene is riper than ever before, so it’s an opportune time for a flavorful reflection on how we’ve arrived. UNI UNIVERSITY: Bacara Chef Chris That’s what the Bacara Resort Turano will lead Saturday’s sea-urchin & Spa is doing this weekend demonstration with commercial fisher with the first-ever Santa BarStephanie Mutz. bara Food & Wine Weekend, which features an impressive variety of speakers, classes, screenings, sips, and bites Friday-Sunday, June 6-8. The foodie festival is benefiting the Julia Child Foundation, whose inspiration spent her last years living the Santa Barbara lifestyle. “We want to keep food moving forward in our community,” said Bacara’s general manager, Kathleen Cochran. “We want to educate people about food and do it for a good cause.” The weekend begins with a winery-packed reception, screening of Julia Child’s Kitchen Wisdom, and panel of experts and friends of the legendary chef on Friday; continues with panels on food writing and classes on urchin and barbecue and more on Saturday; and ends with a grand tasting on Sunday, featuring three dozen restaurants and caterers representing six distinct neighborhoods, from Los Alamos to the Funk Zone. Here’s a small slice of the pro foodies who’ll be sharing their best stuff during classes on Saturday, June 7. See bacararesort.com/ sbfoodandwine for tickets and full schedule. The Hitching Post: Frank Ostini’s family has been using authentic Santa Maria barbecue techniques in their Buellton restaurant for more than 60 years. Using wood from the area’s oak trees, Ostini will demonstrate cooking various meats and fresh Farmers Market veggies over a wood fire, the way, essentially, the Chumash did it long ago. “We are local chefs cooking with the indigenous local style,” said Ostini. “It’s very original and unique.” The Hitching Post restaurant is best known for their quality cuts of beef, like the filet mignon and New York steak, but customers also rave about the perfectly grilled artichokes and mushrooms on the appetizer menu. Noon, $55. Bob’s Well Bread: Bob Oswaks of Bob’s Well Bread will guide guests through a condensed version of the 36-hour process that yields a loaf of his wholesome bread. Each loaf endures a natural fermentation process with no added preservatives, which means that flour, water, salt, and yeast are the only ingredients. “When you make something organic by hand,” said Oswaks, “there’s some magic that happens there.” Since Bob’s Well Bread Bakery and Café is expected to open its first location this summer, Oswaks looks forward to this opportunity to make a personal connection with potential customers and share the simplicity of his delightful breads with the community. 2 p.m., $25. Jessica Foster Confections: Prior to a screening of the French movie Le Chef, Jessica Foster will host a guided pairing of four of her truffles with four wines from Palmina Winery. Each of Foster’s flavorful confections (pictured) are handmade and hand-rolled rather than formed with standard molds, which yields a more delicate chocolate coating. “This helps the truffles melt immediately in your mouth and blend easier with wine,” said Foster. The White Chocolate Meyer Lemon and Milk Chocolate with Sea Salt and Black Pepper Truffles are a couple of exotic flavors among Foster’s customer favorites. 7 p.m., $15. — Kailey Erlich

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105 East Anapamu Street • 805-568-3990 The Barry Berkus and Family Art Collection: WWBD? What Would Barry Do? In 2006 Barry Berkus generously bequeathed a collection of over 70 regional artworks to the Santa Barbara County Arts Commission. If Barry (who passed in 2013) was visiting studios and encouraging young artists today, we have to ask WWBD? Using the Berkus Collection catalog as a starting point, each young selected artist was asked to choose a work, and to RESPOND to it with their own artwork. Their artistic response will be exhibited alongside the original Berkus Collection artwork. Music by DJ Darla Bea. 1st floor of the County Administration Building

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Oliver & Espig Gallery introduces a collection of stunning and graceful bronze vessels by Carol Alleman. We are also continuing our exhibition of Russian abstract expressionist Serge Fedotov, as well as a selection of scenic oil paintings by local plien air artist Thomas Van Stein.

13 BELLA ROSA GALLERIES: 1103-A State Street • 805-966-1707 Rendering to Fate: Abstract expressions by Danish painter Birgitte Ibsen. The Carpinteria studio artist’s style allows her to express herself without limitations. Praised by art critic Josef Woodard for her “rhythmic series of paint smears conspiring towards a sensuous, all-over atmospheric effect.” Wine tasting of Bella Rosa Galleries’ own Cabernet to benefit the Breast Cancer Resource Center of Santa Barbara.

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10 WATERHOUSE GALLERY: 1114 State Street #9 • 805-962-8885 The Gallery is going on its 30th year and 23 years in La Arcada. It features artwork from some of today’s finest nationally-known painters. Southwest Art Magazine recognized Diane & Ralph Waterhouse among ‘10 Prominent People’ in the Fine Art Business. Ralph Waterhouse will give a painting demonstration at 6pm.

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SANTA BARBARA ARTS: 1114 State Street #24 • 805-884-1938 Allison Lee/Bronze Sculpture: Lee’s “Milagro Series” is the result of a confluence of several major influences in her life. She was strongly influenced by exposure to the art and architecture, culture and politics of Mexico, acquiring knowledge of the beliefs of the early Maya as well as the current practice of Catholicism and the unique melding of the two. This crossroads of formal and informal spiritual belief informs much of Lee’s work, particularly colloquial use of milagro charms and Day of the Dead images.

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27 East Cota Street • 805-690-4913 Proudly presenting the works of Grant Mudford in collaboration with the Rosamund Felsen Gallery. Mudford is a keen observer of the constructed landscape, creating playful and smart architectural photographs. “The Recast Landscape” brings together a selection of photographs from Mudford’s career, showcasing the masterful use of light and composition in a broad survey of architecture that ranges from its most aspirational to its most utilitarian.

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15 W. Gutierrez St. • 805-963-1157 We will feature several new works from Ryan Mault. Fine art dealers since 1984, Elizabeth Gordon Gallery specializes in proven, established contemporary artists from around the country.

19 JADENOW GALLERY: 14 Parker Way • 805-845-4558 Simply sublime, to titillating, to exquisitely exciting - paintings to performance, all at the new JadeNow Gallery, featuring fine contemporary carving and visionary art. Awakening consciousness is our intent! Join us for a very special evening of 14 JAMES MAIN FINE ART: 27 East De la Guerra Street • 805-962-8347 art, live music and wine. Offering a collection of paintings and fine prints by early California artists. Featuring works by Edward Borein, DeWitt Parshall, ART CRAWL: 735 Anacapa Street Cornelis Botke, John Wesley Cotton and more. Modern works by Channing Peake. 15

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136 East De La Guerra Street • 805-966-1601 Join us for an evening of “Pop-up Solstice” including a selection of posters on display from the Santa Barbara Solstice Celebration’s 40-year history, with performers, musicians and fun. Also, experience the Museum’s exhibition, Impressions In Ink - Etchings From The Collection, for its final 1st Thursday. Always family friendly.

16 MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART 653 Paseo Nuevo Terrace • 805-966-5373 In conjunction with the exhibition Marinella Senatore, Building Communities on view from May 11 – August 17, the non-profit organization Global Populace invites the public to participate in an interactive video project in response to their recent documentation of grassroots communities in Southeast Asia. 48

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Rebecca Stebbins is Artist of the Month presenting The Language of Birds her recent oil paintings of birds, along with landscapes and other still life works. The 30-year resident of the Santa Barbara area specializes in plein air paintings of California and France. The featured artists are Felice Willat, Rick Doehring, Hedy Price Paley, and Gail Lucas.

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The Santa Barbara Art Association, founded in 1952, presents a juried show in the main gallery with diverse artwork in various media by some of its 590 members. The SBAA Past Presidents and Board Members are exhibiting their pieces in the side galleries.

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1130 State Street • 805-963-4364 Drawing with Watercolor: Bring the whole family to enjoy 1st Thursday. Draw imaginative characters and settings in watercolor paint to tell your story inspired by the playful figures in Beatrice Wood’s works on paper. Time: 5:30 – 7:30 pm; Location: SBMA’s Family Resource Center; Free. Living in the Timeless: Drawings by Beatrice Wood. Beatrice Wood first emerged as an artist in 1917, making sketches as part of the provocative New York Dada scene. Living in the Timeless also celebrates the recent gift of 166 works on paper by Wood from the collection of Francis M. Naumann and Marie T. Keller to the Santa Barbara Museum of Art. Largely autobiographical and frequently revisiting past characters and forms, Wood’s drawings allowed her “to live in the timeless,” as she wrote to a friend at the age of 103.

Hans Peter Trauschke — Dancing Gods (Kinetic Sculptures) Amidst Gordon Huether’s “12 x 12” exhibition ARTAMO GALLERY presents Hans Peter Trauschke’s “Dancing Gods,” part of his “Seven from Heaven” project of 120ft tall inflatable sculptures that will levitate above the Los Angeles skyline in 2015. The project is based on the creation myth of the Tongva Indians, the native inhabitants of the Los Angeles basin. This is the first time Hans Peter Trauschke presents his project to the public. The “Dancing Gods” from the Tongva, Greek, Japanese and Aztec Myth are kinetic sculptures made out of steel and dance when you push them.

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7 & 11 East Anapamu Street • 805-730-1460 Sullivan Goss celebrates the opening reception for the exhibition Ken Bortolazzo: Moving On. In his latest kinetic work, this nationally recognized sculptor explores new, more organic shapes and movements. Also on view, exhibitions of work by: Susan McDonnell, Richard Haines, Nell Brooker Mayhew, and Lockwood de Forest.

F ENCANTO: 1114 State Street #22 • 805-722-4338 “Modern Romantic” Pop-Up Trunk Show: Upcycled vintage fabrics from Italy + India are transformed into one-of-a-kind pret-a-porter. These confections will be modeled throughout the day from 2 - 8 PM. We will also be serving up live gypsy jazz music + local vino from 6 - 8 PM.

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D VITA TRAVEL: 12 West Anapamu Street • 805-845-4004 Join us for an evening of travel photography, world wine sampling and even a giveaway. Brand new to Santa Barbara, Vita Travel is a One-Stop-Solution for the traveler offering the best in travel essential, luggage, leather goods, guide books, technology and more. E COREPOWER YOGA: 1129 State Street • 805-884-9642 Awarded “The Best of Santa Barbara” by Santa Barbara Magazine, CorePower Yoga has become a distinctive overall presence in Downtown Santa Barbara, merging life, health, and wellness, believing that anyone can do yoga with the right attitude. The studio will host their 1st Anniversary in their courtyard, featuring several live artist demos (including Adam Peot), a DJ, nosh and wine provided by Armada Beer & Wine Merchant. (Located behind Peet’s Coffee)

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C KOOLABURRA, LLC: 1220 State Street, 2nd Floor • 805-962-6940 Santa Barbara-based international women’s footwear, Koolaburra, invites you to its open showroom at its headquarters overlooking State Street. Designed in Santa Barbara, our luxury shoes are directly influenced by the local lifestyle and have both a U.S. and an international celebrity following. Sip some wine, enjoy a little live music, take a sneak peek at Fall/Winter 2014 and get a special discount on Koolaburra, Santa Barbara summer sandals.

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1213 State Street, Suite F • 805-770-2862 Songs from the Garden: Compositions inspired by music, flowers and the Miraflores Estate in Montecito were guidelines for entry at the Garden Club of America’s annual conference held at the Music Academy of the West. This exhibition features the photographs from the color, black & white and manipulated categories by the members of the Santa Barbara Chapter. (Located in “La Plazuela,” the small corridor directly across the street from the Granada Theater.)

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36 E. Victoria Street • 805-957-4200 WORK Curse or Calling? This exhibition invites artists to picture “work” in its many applications — on the job, in the studio, in the home, in the field — so that viewers might experience its diverse potential for both delight and dismay. This show, juried by Joel Zwart, includes a range of images from accomplished artists throughout the country. Also enjoy live jazz performed by the highly talented Justin Claveria, Tom Etchart, Donzell Davis and Mark Zier. Wine served.

The Santa Barbara Arts Collaborative, in partnership with the Downtown Organization, will lead a curated Art Crawl through the 1st Thursday festivities. The Art Crawl starts at 5:30 in de la Guerra Plaza on the back steps of City Hall.

1ST THURSDAY SPONSORS: These sponsors continue to make 1st Thursday possible. The downtown community would like to thank these Santa Barbara businesses for their support!

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1028 State Street • 805-869-1107 Join us to meet Africa’s leading tour operator, Micato Safaris. Named “#1 World’s Best Safari Outfitter” by Travel + Leisure, a Micato experience in Africa is unlike any other. It is a blend of excitement, elegance, delightful surprises and uncommon luxury. Whether you’re looking for a classic safari, a private offthe-beaten path journey, or a personal exploration of Africa’s tribal cultures and rituals, Micato offers it all. (Presentations at 6 pm and 7 pm)

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15 E. Carrillo Street • 805-770-3878 SlingShot celebrates its first year with a “pop up” gallery show hosted by Union Bank at the Community Partners Center. SlingShot, an art studio and gallery for artists with developmental disabilities, is notable for featuring art that is uninfluenced and full of raw creativity. This group exhibition is filled with unique, fun and sometimes quirky contemporary art. Please join us, meet the artists and enjoy a glass of Ojai Vineyard wine.

J CASA MAGAZINE: 23 East Canon Perdido Street • 805-965-6448 Teachers Break to Create: Gathering the folks who inspire us during the year, giving local art educators the chance to shine. In all, well over a dozen local art instructors will share their creative output. If the left brain experience is your forte, meet & challenge local chess teacher Tony. Enjoy the art, music with Harold Kono while he tickles the ivories, a game of chess and refreshments. K SOJOURNER: 134 East Canon Perdido • 805-965-7922 See what’s happening at the “Soj!” Folk tunes with Telltale Signs (Heather Stevenson and Bill Lanphar), artist Karin Shelton and a special presentation of the watercolor paintings of Nora Wiedmann: New York to Malibu, curated by her daughter Celeste Wiedmann. L SALT: 740 State Street • 805-963-7258 Come together with a night of drumming, dance, good food and spirits. Bring your friends, loved ones, and grace us with your salty presence. Drums provided. M BLUSH RESTAURANT & LOUNGE: 630 State Street • 805-957-1300 Join us at Blush, where refined social dining is combined with a contemporary atmosphere. Come see some exceptional local artists and musicians celebrate Downtown Santa Barbara. Refreshments served. N COMINICHI’S ANTIQUES COLLECTIVE, ESTATES AND CONSIGNMENT: 19 East Haley Street • 805-962-1413 The entire Estate of Plein Air paintings by Ejnar and Jorgen Hansen, including beautiful portraits, abstracts and fantastic works on paper, are now on permanent display and sale. Ejnar Hansen was a significant figure painter in southern California, notably for his interior work on The Adamson House in Malibu.

PERFORMANCES DUSTIN JANSON: 900 State Street Marshalls Patio, 5:00-8:00pm. Dustin has been a performing musician for most of his life. A six-year resident of Santa Barbara, he works as a hair stylist at Walter Claudio Salon & Spa and plays percussion in Freakin’ On Speakers, a local Blues/Jazz/Rock band. When performing solo, his sound encompasses Folk, Rock, Country and Blues. THE AGREEABLES: Paseo Nuevo Center Court Local indie-rock superheroes The Agreeables have been called “unique” and “Southern California’s answer to Chumbawumba.” In the last hour of their performance, the band will be joined by other local musicians in a sing-along featuring classic covers like The Beatles “I’ve Just Seen a Face” and Dion & The Belmonts “Teenager in Love.” Warm-up your singing chops because you’re invited to join in, as are all hula hoopers. That’s right, the band is agreeable to hula hoopers. CASA DOLORES: Corner of State & Anapamu St. • 805-963-1032 Come to the Casa Dolores table and join in La Lotería! Craft material will be supplied for players to make their own Mexican-style lottery cards which can be taken to the museum for entry into the opening day raffle for “La Lotería de México” on June 14.

WELCOME TO 1ST THURSDAY: AFTER HOURS! Join us for 1st Thursday: After Hours, 7:30pm-9:30pm when the Historic Theatre District venues of The Lobero Theatre, The Granada Theatre and The New Vic extend 1st Thursday culture, art and music offerings to provide the community unique live entertainment and behind the scenes experiences and opportunities to meet other performing arts enthusiasts.

THE NEW VIC: 33 West Victoria St. • 805-965-5400 Enjoy the music of local musician Jamie Green, a two-time L.A. Music Award-winning singer-songwriter. Jamie’s music spans the genres or rock, soul, funk, hip-hop and folk, showcasing her signature storytelling and catchy pop melodies. Marquee Events will be there with a no-host bar, Ian Cutler will pour tastings of his local artisan spirits and Brasil Arts Café will serve traditional Brazilian nibbles

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nine covers of songs by the likes of Buck Owens and Waylon Jennings. “I’m sentimental about a time period that I didn’t experience, without a doubt,” Shiflett laughed.“I don’t know if it was any better — culturally, I know that it wasn’t — but cars looked better, music sounded better, buildings looked cooler, people had style.” While the Peasants’ brand of country is “louder and sloppier and a lot Stonesier” than their touchstones, Shiflett admits that shifting from rocker to cowboy crooner presented its own set of challenges, at least at the start. “Growing up, I played hard rock, heavy metal, glam rock, punk rock,” he said.“When we started The Dead Peasants, playing a Telecaster through an old Fender amp with no distortion was really scary, but now it’s really comfortable.” As for what his Foo Fighting brethren think of their bandmate’s side gig, Shiflett just laughs.“I remember one time very early on when I was recording something at our studio. I was tracking a pedal-steel part on a very honky-tonk type of song, and Dave came into the control room and looked at me and just said,‘What the fuck are you doing?’ I’m without a doubt the odd man out in our band.” Chris Shiflett & The Dead Peasants play SOhO Restaurant & Music Club ( State St.) on Thursday, June 5, with Dead Winter Carpenters. The show starts at 9 p.m. Call 962-7776 or visit sohosb.com for tickets and — Aly Comingore info.

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s a member of one of the most successful bands in the world, Chris Shiflett has won Grammys, shared the stage with rock icons like Jimmy Page and Queen, and even played for the president. But ask the Foo Fighters guitarist what he likes about his job, and the answer might surprise you. “I love being on some stretch of road that you don’t know and finding some cool little town and getting a milkshake,” he laughed. This week, Shiflett returns home to Santa Barbara with his other band, The Dead Peasants, for a concert at SOhO Restaurant & Music Club. The show comes directly on the heels of a nine-month, eightcity recording session with the Foos. As Shiflett explains it, the band’s forthcoming album is the product of a musical tour of sorts.“We recorded every song in a different studio in a different city in the U.S.,” he told us last week from Seattle. “I think part of it was driven by places that were on Dave [Grohl]’s map of musical experiences, and then part of them were just great American cites.” For Shiflett especially, that love of country runs deep. In addition to his affinity for small towns and old-school Americana, the guitarist and singer has a rather large soft spot for classic country-western music. Since forming The Dead Peasants in 2009, he’s released two albums of honky-tonk-imbued tunes. Last year, the band’s All Hat and No Cattle took Shiflett’s love of the genre one step further, pairing one original song with

When tragedy takes the spotlight, everything else is temporarily plunged into darkness. This weekend, two Santa Barbara dance companies will be doing their part to bring back the light. Starting Friday AD&M dancers (from left) Sally night, Fusion Dance Schuiling, Jessica Feltman, Company comes to and Nikki Pfeiffer Center Stage Theater with Legacy, its 10th annual evening of works by regional choreographers. Fusion’s artistic director, Kara Stewart, explained that the show is based around personal stories, including her own. “I was adopted as a baby and didn’t meet my birth mother until I was 29,” Stewart said. “I’m telling that story from her perspective.” The resulting work poses questions about the nature of legacy, Stewart explained, asking, “Is it only the strong and mighty who have lasting significance in this world, or can something small make a difference?” She concluded, “Ultimately, everyone has a legacy. Some will be good, and some bad. What will your legacy be?” Other choreographers for Legacy include Chris Makens, Bethany Sutherland, Audrey Uhland, and David Wilson. The show runs Friday, June 6, at 7:30 p.m., and Saturday, June 7, at 3 and 7:30 p.m. For tickets, call 9630408 or visit centerstagetheater.org. Then on Sunday, June 8, at 2 p.m., American Dance & Music (AD&M) presents the fourth annual Dance: Up Close and Cultural at the Carrillo Recreation Center Ballroom. This informal event offers audience members a chance to sample the wide range of AD&M’s projects, ask questions, and interact with the artists. Artistic Director Carrie Diamond also sees the show as a chance to affirm our shared humanity after the events of the past few weeks. “Up Close and Cultural is a family-friendly event, and it’s wonderful to see younger children in particular respond to dance in the most basic way,” she said, adding that “my new work in its essence deals with a betrayal of youth — but we are also presenting a very fun work to lighten things up.” Up Close and Cultural features new work by Diamond, as well as guest artists DramaDogs and Mari Sandoval. AD&M Music Director Eric Valinsky will perform live, and audience members will have a chance to get up and move. Stay after the performance for a reception and a chance to mingle with the performers. This is a free event for all ages; donations are welcome. To learn more, call 450-7535 or visit adam-bsb.org. — Elizabeth Schwyzer

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When we first set our ears on Todd & Erin last year, they appeared to arrive fully formed. Despite having met just months before, the Santa Barbara duo had already locked down a vision; their songs were bright, perfectly polished pop jams; their aesthetic was similarly crisp, if stylishly grunge-y around the edges. On Steel Your Nerves, the pair continues to crank out pumped-up pop anthems clearly aimed for the dance floor. And as on their debut, the tracks here are tightly knit affairs with strong hooks and big, bright melodies. Lyrically, though, Steel Your Nerves is hit-and-miss, often relying on grandscale production tricks in place of actual content. Case in point: “All I Can Think About Is You,” which would carry the weight of Ellie Goulding’s boldest torch song if only someone had bothered to continue writing after they named the thing. As such, Nerves’ strongest offering also ends up being its sore-thumb moment, the mid-album highlight “Hate.” With Erin in lead-vocal mode against a gently plucked acoustic, this backward-looking little love song boasts some of the EP’s most complex and skillfully delivered vocal melodies, perhaps suggesting that scaling back may be the thing that propels these two forward. — AC

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here in the world is Uri Caine? It’s a good question because the answer is constantly changing. Geographically, he’s all over the place. When we spoke with him last week by telephone, he was in Toronto for the premiere

Timo Andres Born in Palo Alto, Andres moved with his family to Connecticut at age 5. He began of a string quartet plus piano composition studying the piano two years later and started called Jagged Edges at the Toronto Royal Conwriting his own pieces soon thereafter. servatory of Music’s st Century Music Fes“I always had that impulse,” he said.“I don’t tival. From there, he was oﬀ to Italy, where he know where it came from. Whenever I heard something that was would team up with legThe Ojai Music really beautiful, my endary free-improvisFestival kicks off impulse wouldn’t be, ing percussionist Han Thursday, June 12, ‘I want to play that’; Bennink for a project and runs through Sunday, June 15, it was, ‘I want to write they call Sonic Boom. at various locations. Uri Caine something as good as After a few more stops performs Thursday, June 12, at that.’” and some duets with 8 p.m. at the Libbey Bowl (210 S. Although he attended his longtime collaboraSignal St., Ojai); Timo Andres Juilliard pre-college, tor Dave Douglas, he’d performs on Saturday, June 14, at Andres opted for a liberalhead to Spain for the 6 p.m., at the same location. For premiere of a new symarts education, earning his tickets, info, and a full schedule of bachelor’s and master’s phonic composition festival performances and events, degrees at Yale University. commissioned by the call 646-2053 or visit ojaifestival Today, he splits his time Symphony Orchestra .org. between performing and of Cordoba. But don’t composing. worry; those Cordoba concerts are on June 6 and 8, leaving the ostenWhile he initially learned the piano on an sibly New York–based Caine plenty of time to early (and now outdated) computer program, Andres is, at heart, a surprisingly low-tech reach Ojai, where he’ll play multiple concerts kind of guy.“I don’t rely on a computer to help over the course of the 2014 Ojai Music Festival’s me write at all,” he said.“Often I’ll just sit with a four-day span. pencil and paper at the piano, especially when Caine’s remarkable mobility in physical space is more than matched by his freedom to I’m starting out. “That’s a strange thing about my job: I’m come and go as he pleases across musical bordoing basically the same thing these guys ders. On Thursday night, Caine and his group were doing 200 years ago. When it comes right will play arrangements of music by Gustav down to it, I’m still putting notes on paper.” Mahler, then it’s his version of George Gersh— Tom Jacobs win’s Rhapsody in Blue on Friday night, and

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finally, the Goldberg Canons of Johann Sebastian Bach, Caine’s way, on Sunday morning. This represents quite a challenging program for any pianist, especially with the sophisticated ears of the Ojai Festival audience listening intently to every note. Asked about the extraordinary range and deeply unpredictable juxtapositions that abound in his musical output, Caine said, “a lot of the stuff I do comes from things not turning out to be what I expected them to be,” like his rediscovery of Mahler’s klezmer roots, for example. By way of clarification, Caine added that his musical choices often involve “one small thing that somehow leads to another.” In the case of his multiple featured appearances this year at Ojai, that “one small thing” was the high regard fellow pianist and 2014 Ojai music director Jeremy Denk has for Caine and his expansive musical imagination. “Jeremy and [festival artistic director] Tom Morris were really interested in hearing Uri Caine some of the music on the first Mahler record [1997’s Urlicht/Primal Light] again,” said Caine, “and they encouraged me to re-create something like that group. They even insisted that I get a cantor to sing ‘The Farewell’ for this concert.” Caine is referring to a rather amazing arrangement he made of music from Mahler’s “The Song of the Earth,” which includes singing in Hebrew. This won’t be the first time that the Ojai Festival has embraced jazz. Eric Dolphy performed a flute composition by Edgard Varèse there back in 1962, and the Bad Plus performed their arrangement of Igor Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring” for jazz piano trio just last year. But the scope and ambition of what Caine will do this June still feels somewhat unprecedented. On Friday night, he will return to “accentuate certain aspects” of Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue, he explained. Joined by an ensemble of longtime collaborators that includes the dynamic violinist Josefina Vergara, Caine will “open up” Gershwin’s cadenzas to uncover the music’s roots in klezmer and jazz. Asked how he felt being part of a new generation of improvising pianists who participate consistently in 21stcentury classical music — along with the Bad Plus’s Ethan Iverson, and Timo Andres (see adjacent article) — Caine replied that “there’s no question that we’ve all been thrust into new situations, but as a pianist, you come to expect that.” Here’s to expecting the unexpected when Caine sits down to play this Thursday. BILL DOUTHART

Perhaps that appreciative reaction reﬂects the fact that, unlike composers of a previous generation, Andres did not set out to purposefully startle or shock his audience. “I grew up practicing to be a classical pianist,” he noted. “[My music] comes from a place of deep love.” MICHAEL WILSON

t probably wasn’t planned, but the theme of this year’s Ojai Festival could easily be “reimagining the past through the prism of today.” A scholarly analysis of the techniques of the Mozart-Haydn era has been turned into an unlikely new opera. Uri Caine will be putting a jazzy spin on Mahler, of all composers (see adjacent story). And pianist/ composer Timo Andres, a firsttimer at the festival, will perform his “re-composition” of Mozart’s 26th piano concerto, nicknamed the “Coronation.” In it, his own voice interacts freely with that of history’s most beloved composer. Sacrilege, you say? Perhaps to purists. But Mozart did not leave posterity with a completed version of this particular piece. He wrote down the orchestral score and the passages for the pianist’s right hand, but he apparently improvised the left-hand music when he performed it. Various musicologists later filled in the score, creating playable versions of the work. But conductor Andrew Cyr, unhappy with the results, asked Andres a few years back whether he’d create a new version. “I was a little apprehensive,” Andres, 28, said in a telephone interview from his Connecticut home.“The word he used was ‘completion.’” The result, which he will perform Saturday, June 14, at Ojai’s Libbey Bowl, is somewhat disconcerting. “It’s almost like the solo part subverts the orchestra,” he reports. “I use the left hand of the piano to affect the sound of the orchestra. I’ll often be playing along with them, but in such a way that reharmonizes what they’re doing. … I like the idea of being in dialogue with the classical canon rather than putting it in a glass case in a museum.” Indeed, there are moments in the piece that feel very 19th century and others that reflect the 20th. Andres insists this mix of styles emerged organically as he wrote. “When I started fooling around with it — improvising, reharmonizing things at the piano — it seemed to lean in all these divergent directions, almost like a discourse of the history of the piano concerto,” he recalled. “There are even some direct quotes in there, although none that are particularly obvious.” Andres premiered the work in 2010 with the Metropolis Ensemble in New York. Since then, he has also performed it with the Los Angeles Chamber Orchestra, and a recording of it has been released to positive reviews. “Some people are really into it,” he said.“A few have had a how-dare-you attitude, but those are people I’d never be reaching anyway. All in all, I’m surprised at how generally positive people are.”

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Santa Barbara Festival Ballet presents their spectacular year end event. Come witness the amazingly talented students of the company as they show off their fervor & excitement. For more info & tickets please visit www.santabarbarafestivalballet or call 805-966-0711. This annual recital is always a crowd pleaser!

THU JUN 19 7:00PM & SAT JUN 21 2:00PM “TOYLAND” Curtis Studio of Dance presents their annual youth year end

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ystery writers long ago figured out that one of the best occupations to write into a crime tale was the mystery writer himself because it deliciously upsets the balance of power. Typically, you have two masterminds playing cat and mouse: PAYING THE PIPER: Imogen (Susie the murderer and the Couch) and Selwyn Piper face off, while detective. The mystery Fletcher, Ms. Scott, and John Douglas writer becomes a third (William York Hyde) keep clued in. force and a wild card. Novels, films, and even a 1971 episode of Columbo have played this premise — so does the 1982 stage comedy Murder by the Book by Duncan Greenwood and Robert King, currently being staged by Circle Bar B Dinner Theatre. Here, the novelist, Selwyn Piper (David Couch), may or may not be involved in what is or is not a murder. The joke is ultimately on the audience, as the appearances are never quite what they seem. The playwrights themselves, Piper and upstart amateur detective Peter Fletcher (Dillon Yuhasz), all seem to be vying for the last word and the most authoritative frame of reference. “Did I invent you?” asks Piper of Fletcher at the showdown near the conclusion. The illusions are braided with plenty of laughs. Witty exchanges poke fun at marriage, money, mystery, and, of course, novelists. Matthew LaVigne does a fine job with this directorial debut. In addition to David Couch, the cast includes two other Circle Bar B stalwarts: Susie Couch as Imogen Piper, the novelist’s estranged wife, and William York Hyde as John Douglas, the publisher. Circle Bar B newcomers include Yuhasz and Beverlee Weinsoff as Christine Scott, Selwyn’s secretary. The script’s tight exchanges are demanding, and the actors missed a few beats during this opening-weekend matinee, especially in the second half. To be sure, the first half, by contrast, really flew, owing especially to a brilliantly buoyant performance by Yuhasz. His unflappable and unpredictable Fletcher seemed to have stepped straight out of the imagination. He knows not only that brandy is the ideal drink to serve when you discover a body in your living room but also how to pause and break away to the audience when dishing up the corn. Weinsoff is winning, too, as the ingenuous secretary. And for longtime Circle Bar B fans, who does not relish seeing the Couches spar as the Pipers, politely trying to kill one another? Murder by the Book plays through July 13. Get yourself up to the ranch, help yourself to the sumptuous summer barbecue, and then walk down to the ■ theater and see if you can figure out whodunit.

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ake note, Santa Barbarians. Last week, a sold-out crowd broke down barriers at Earl Warren Showgrounds as fans packed the front of the stage ahead of a performance from YG and DJ Mustard. The rapper/producer duo hails from Los Angeles and is some of the talent behind hip-hop’s sudden West Coast resurgence, thanks to tracks like “My N***a” and “Who Do You Love?” The show was an unmitigated success. Sure, the sound wasn’t great (as YG noted to his manager a few times throughout the set, though his phrasing wasn’t quite as polite). And the use of plastic fencing without any kind of support made the eventual stage rush inevitable. But none of that stopped the thousands in attendance from getting the most out of their night. Opening sets from Santa Barbara’s own Fresh and DJ Mustard were more than enough to prepare the crowd for headliner YG. DJ Mustard’s set in particular was striking, if only because it served as a reminder that he’s produced a solid chunk of the Billboard Hot  (including Iggy Azalea’s current chart-topper,“Fancy”). Opening with the very same “Momma Speech Intro” featured on the record, YG’s performance was a rather straightforward reflection of the tone of his debut full-length, My Krazy Life, which has sold more than 140,000 copies since its March release. Similarly notable was last Thursday’s concert at SOhO Restaurant & Music Club, where a capacity crowd turned out for Norway’s Lemaitre, an up-andcoming dance-pop group that had opened for Justice in Paris just two nights prior. The appeal and reach of Lemaitre’s sincere, crooning electro is larger and wider than ever before, especially in the first summer of the post-“Get Lucky” world. In the past, a Norwegian dance group might have been a bit of a hard sell in Santa Barbara. And the same could easily be said of a hip-hop show large enough to fill the Earl Warren. But times are changing, and, thankfully, a handful of young talent bookers and promoters have forced folks to take notice. Recently, sold-out shows at improvised venues like Earl Warren and Casa de la Raza have proved that Santa Barbara is full of people who are willing to endure things like moshing at equestrian centers for the sake of seeing artists that they care about. Might it be nice to have one of these shows in a theater? Of course. But apparently no one is willing to wait for area venues to figure out ■ how much money (and good will) they’re leaving on the table.

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT LISTINGS Channing Peake Gallery – WWBD? What Would Barry Do?, through Aug. 15. S.B. County Administration Bldg., 105 E. Anapamu St., 568-3994. Divine Inspiration Gallery of Fine Art – With Appreciation, through Aug. 30. 1528 State St., 962-6444. Elverhøj Museum – Channing Peake’s Santa Ynez Valley, through June 8. 1624 Elverhoy Wy., Solvang, 686-1211. Gallery  – Rebecca Stebbins, Rick Doehring, Felice Willat, Gail Lucas, and Hedy Price Paley, through June 30. La Arcada, 1114 State St., 965-6611. JOYFUL EXPERIMENTATION: Marlene Struss Gallery  – Anca Colbert: splatters and scrapes acrylic paint in “Women in Movie Posters, through June 21. Waves,” part of the ongoing Voices at Bronfman 525 El Roblar Ave., Ojai, 798-0407. Family Jewish Community Center. Gallery Los Olivos – Erin Williams: June Joy, through June 30; Lauren art exhibits McFarland: Natural Beauty of the Central Coast, through July 7. 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 688-7517. MUSEUMS GATHERstyle – Jill Padilla Vaccaro, Beatrice Wood Ctr. for the Arts – Liam Noelle Walston Burg, Marion Toms: O’Gallagher: Point of Departure, through June Earth, Wind, Fired, through June 30. 22. 8585 Ojai-Santa Paul Rd., Ojai, 646-3381. 1253 Coast Village Rd., Montecito, 565-0819. Karpeles Manuscript Library and Goleta Valley Library – Goleta Valley Art Museum – Cynthia Grilli: Moment Association, through June 25. 500 N. Fairview by Moment, through July 31; multiple Ave., 683-2723. permanent installations. 21 W. Anapamu St., Grossman Gallery – Anatole Krupenas, 962-5322. through June 30. Lompoc Public Library, 501 E. Lompoc Museum – Eric Morlan: Selected North Ave., Lompoc, 875-8787. Works  -, through Sept. 1. 200 S. H Harris and Fredda Meisel Gallery of Art – St., Lompoc, 736-3888. Los Padres Watercolor Society, through Museum of Contemporary Art S.B. – Sept. 12. 2415 De la Vina St., 687-7444. Marinella Senatore: Building Communities, Hospice of S.B. – Laurie MacMillan: My Back through Aug. 17. 653 Paseo Nuevo, 966-5373. Yard, through Aug. 1. 2050 Alameda Padre Rancho La Patera & Stow House – Serra, Ste. 100, 563-8820. Multiple permanent exhibits hosted by the Jane Deering Gallery – Harry Reese: Pattern Goleta Valley Historical Society. 304 N. Los Recognition, through June 14; The Flat File Carneros Rd., Goleta, 681-7216. Project, ongoing. 128 E. Canon Perdido St., S.B. Historical Museum – Impressions 966-3334. in Ink: Etchings from the Collection, through Los Olivos Café – Natural Beauty of the June 15; The Story of Santa Barbara, permaCentral Coast, through July 7. 2879 Grand Ave., nent exhibition. Free admission. 136 E. De la Los Olivos, 688-7265. Guerra St., 966-1601. Lucky Penny – Campbell Baker, ongoing. S.B. Maritime Museum – Light at Point 127 Anacapa St., 284-0358. Conception: Prints by Hank Pitcher, through Marcia Burtt Studio – Michael Ferguson Sept. 8. 113 Harbor Wy., #190, 962-8404. and Marcia Burtt, ongoing. 517 Laguna St., S.B. Museum of Art – Living in the Timeless: 962-5588. Drawings by Beatrice Wood, through Aug. 31; Montecito Aesthetic Institute – Spring into Daumier’s Salon: A Human Comedy, through Summer, through Sept. 11. 1150 Coast Village Oct. 5; Degas to Chagall: Important Loans Rd., Ste. H, Montecito, 969-0083. from the Armand Hammer Foundation and Paciﬁc Western Bank – Celebrating  Years the Collection of Michael Armand Hammer of I Madonnari Posters, ongoing. 30 E. Figueroa and Martin Kersels’s Charm series, ongoing St., 883-5100. exhibitions. 1130 State St., 963-4364. Palm Loft Gallery – Wild Bunch of Cool Men, Ty Warner Sea Ctr. – Multiple permanent through June 22. 410 Palm Ave., Loft A-1, installations. 211 Stearns Wharf, 962-2526. Carpinteria, 684-9700. Wildling Museum – Everett Ruess: Into the S.B. City Hall Gallery – Pursuit of PasWilderness, through July 14. 1511-B Mission sion: Early Santa Barbara Women Artists, Dr., Solvang, 688-1082. through Feb. 20, 2015. De la Guerra Plaza, 568-3990. GALLERIES S.B. Tennis Club – Ann Shelton Beth, through Allan Hancock College Library – June 6. 2375 Foothill Rd., 682-4722. Children’s Book Illustrations, ongoing. Seven Bar & Kitchen – Stuart Carey: 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, 922-6966. Colordoscopic, through Aug. 3. 224 Helena Ave., Architectural Foundation Gallery – 845-0377. Anna Griffin: Prints and Beyond, through Shepard Hall Gallery– May Kwok: The July 11. 229 E. Victoria St., 965-6307. Odyssey of a Chinese Artist, through June 30. Artamo Gallery – Gordon Huether:  X , Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland through June 22. 11 W. Anapamu St., St., Santa Maria, 925-0994. 568-1400. St. Mark’s-in-the-Valley Episcopal Arts Fund Gallery – Spring 2014 Teen Arts Church – The Things We Carry, through Mentorship Group Exhibition, through June Aug. 15. 2901 Nojoqui Ave., Los Olivos, 28. 205-C Santa Barbara St., 965-7321. 688-4454. Bronfman Family Jewish Community SOhO Restaurant & Music Club – Marlene Ctr. – Voices, ongoing. 524 Chapala St., Struss, through June 9. 1221 State St., 962-7776. 957-1115. Sullivan Goss, An American Gallery – C Gallery – Joseph Castle: Healing the De Forest’s Santa Barbara, Nell Brooker MayWissahickon, through June 18. 466 Bell St., hew: Paintings from the Estate, and Richard Los Alamos, 344-3807. Haines: Midcentury Master, through June Cabrillo Pavilion Arts Ctr. – Fibervi29; Jon Francis: Let Icons Be Icons, Susan sion: New Views , through June 22. McDonnell: Curiouser and Curiouser!, and Ken 1118 E. Cabrillo Blvd, 897-1982. Bortolazzo: Moving On, through Aug. 31. Cancer Ctr. of S.B. – Art Heals, a permanent 7 E. 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gata Trzebuchowska’s eyes are wide and dark and seem even more so because her face is wrapped in a novitiate’s scarf and then filmed in unsparing black-and-white against a background that re-creates 1960s Soviet satellite Poland. As the title character, Ida is our passport to this world, and all the environments and institutions we enter with her seem bleak. There are urban apartments and peasant farmhouses — all beautifully composed — as well as a jazz café, where Ida gets more than a glimpse of a world she has been pushed out of the convent to see, a world possibly without God in it. But even when she takes off her nun clothes and sways to the music or rides across town on a bus or sits on the edge of cot in a parish priest’s spare room, it’s Ida’s eyes we watch as she watches her world. Ida’s story is simple but set against a number of archetypal circumstances. Just before she is to take her vows, the convent’s superior forces her to leave the cloistered life and look up her last remaining family. What she finds is worldly Aunt Wanda (Agata Kulesza), who in turn tells Ida that she needs to examine the story of her family, and by the way, she’s Jewish. Wanda herself, a former Communist party official, becomes another story of lost faith, and in the end Ida climbs out of a grave and walks a long road against prevailing traffic.

EUROVISION: Set in 1960s Poland and shot in a style reminiscent of that era’s art cinema, Ida features a captivating debut from Agata Trzebuchowska. But the outcome of this spiritual odyssey is nowhere near as interesting as the scenes that director Pawel Pawlikowski creates. The monochromatic photography and the reduced image aspect of the film make us feel as if we are watching something created during that era, the golden age of European art films. But Ida also avoids mere gimmickry — it’s not The Artist — with stunning compositions and weird perspective choices that force us out into the film’s wintry bleakness. This is Trzebuchowska’s first screen performance, and in the end, it seems barely relevant whether her character finds God or Man on her ■ quest. What you won’t forget are her eyes.

Wicked Bad Maleﬁcent. Angelina Jolie, Sharlto Copley, and Elle Fanning star in a ﬁlm written by Linda Woolverton, based on the story by Charles Perrault, and directed by Robert Stromberg. Reviewed by D.J. Palladino

his movie’s dimwitted concept mimics the same urge that created the long-running Broadway hit Wicked. The formula is simple enough: Begin with a popular (okay, iconic) story and isolate the evil character, who is unarguably more interesting than the pudding-white protagonists. Problems begin with the next step, however, when the postmodern revisionist writers decide to rehabilitate their villains into misunderstood heroes, turning them from demon artists into mopey victims. It works a little better in the Broadway show, but SNOOZER: Angelina Jolie stars in Maleficent, an this movie, where Disney undermines one of its uninspired revision of Sleeping Beauty. own great creations, is just plain stupid. In the first place, and maybe it’s too obvious to mention, but the name Maleficent means “evildoer.” film is crap. It’s not just her prosthetic cheekbones or The way Disney clumsily remakes the tale, Maleficent is haughty demeanor that convinces us, either. When Malefia happy fairy with horns and big wings, cavorting in a cent has a change of heart halfway through her revenge, kingdom of “fair folk.” One day, Maleficent’s evil white boy- we start to actually care what happens. Jolie has a lot of friend from the adjoining greed-head human kingdom class, and we’ve seen it most often when she plays bit parts saws off said wings in a bid to become king and turns her in B movies like Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. petulant, dyspeptic even. Will she stay that way? Can we This movie is clearly derived from half-baked Frozen ideas blame her? I submit that these are vapid questions nobody about subverting true love’s kiss, yet Jolie only seems moticares to have answered. vated to make us believe that a character named Evil can That being said, props must be given to Angelina Jolie, change. She tries hard, but the dullness of the revisionist’s ■ who appears to be too busy acting to even wonder if the vision conquers everything here.

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NOW SHOWING ✯ Belle (104 mins.; PG: thematic elements, some language, brief smoking images) The illegitimate, mixed-race daughter of a Royal Navy Admiral is taken in by her aristocratic great-uncle. After a while, you stop caring whether this “based on true incidents” story is even accurately conveyed by costume, script, and camera. It’s touching and eloquent, and you would be a churl if it didn’t mist you up a bit. (DJP) Plaza de Oro

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Following a bad blind date, a single mom and a single dad ﬁnd themselves stranded together at a resort for families. Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler star. Fairview/Fiesta 5

✯ Chef (115 mins.; R: language, some suggestive references) Jon (Swingers) Favreau writes, directs, and stars in this story about a chef who loses his restaurant job and starts up a food truck as a way to reunite his estranged family. The ﬁlm wears its soulful foodiness on its greasy apron; it’s a perfectly delicious, sometimes coarse, and often ﬁne comedy that will leave you hungry at the end. (DJP) Paseo Nuevo

✯ Godzilla

(123 mins.; PG-13: intense sequences of destruction, mayhem, creature violence)

The famous monster is pitted against malevolent creatures who threaten to wipe out humanity. Bryan Cranston and Elizabeth Olsen star. Gareth Edwards’s

Wes Anderson’s latest chronicles the adventures of Gustave H., a concierge at a famous European hotel, and the lobby boy he forges a lifelong friendship with. Grand Budapest is beautiful in all the right ways, but the whimsical plot is all quirks and turns of comic phrase. You will laugh and maybe cry, but it’s no Rushmore or Moonrise Kingdom. (DJP) Fiesta 5 Million Dollar Arm (124 mins.; PG: mild language, some suggestive content)

Jon Hamm stars as an unconventional sports agent who tries to recruit Indian cricket players to baseball’s major leagues. Fairview/Fiesta 5

A Million Ways to Die in the West (116 mins.; R: strong crude and sexual content, language throughout, some violence, drug material)

A cowardly farmer falls in love with the new woman in town but then must deal with her gun-slinging husband. Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy) writes, directs, and stars. Camino Real/Metro 4/ Paseo Nuevo

Neighbors (96 mins.; R: pervasive language, strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity, drug use throughout)

Two new parents struggle when they are forced to live next door to a frat house. Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, and Zac Efron star. It may take too long to get funny, and feels like pieces are missing, but the slapstick moments work just ﬁne. Better still, in a ﬁlm about two dudes, it’s really all about Byrne here. (DJP) Fairview/Metro 4 X-Men: Days of Future Past (131 mins.; PG-13: sequences of intense sci-fi violence and action, some suggestive material, nudity, language)

The X-Men send Wolverine back in time to help save humanity from destruction. After you ﬁnish marching back and forth through the eons, Future Past leaves you, like all cool old Marvel Comics did, wishing for a time machine to ﬁnd out what wonders the future might hold. (DJP) Arlington (2-D)/Camino Real (2- D)/ Fiesta 5 (2-D)

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CANCER

LIBRA

(Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): “We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and comets inside us,” writes novelist Robert R. McCammon.“We are born able to sing to birds and read the clouds and see our destiny in grains of sand. But then we get the magic educated right out of our souls. We get it churched out, spanked out, washed out, and combed out. We get put on the straight and narrow path and told to be responsible.” That’s the bad news, Aries. But now here’s the good news: The next 12 months will offer you a series of excellent opportunities to re-magic yourself. If you have not yet caught wind of the first invitation, I bet you will soon.

(June 21 - July 22): “Little horses cannot carry great riders.” So says a Haitian proverb. Now, in accordance with the astrological omens, I’m urging you to meditate on its meaning for your life. Here are four possible interpretations: () Are you a “little horse” trying to carry a “great rider” who’s too much for you? () Are you a little horse that could grow into a bigger, stronger horse worthy of a great rider? () Are you a “great rider” who is in need of a horse that is big and strong enough to serve your big, strong ambitions? () Would you like to be a “great rider,” but you can’t be one as long as you have a horse that is too small and weak?

TAURUS

LEO

(Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): My favorite bridge in the world is the Golden Gate Bridge. In the hundreds of times I have driven on it over San Francisco Bay, it has never let me down. I’ve always gotten from one side to the other without any problem. In addition to its reliability, it uplifts me with its grandeur and beauty. What’s your most beloved bridge, Libra? I suggest that in the coming weeks you make it your lucky charm, your magical symbol. Why? Because the next chapter of your life story requires you to make a major crossing. You will traverse a great divide. Having your favorite bridge as a shining beacon in your imagination will inspire your strength and courage as you travel.

(Apr. 20 - May 20): “When given a choice between owning an object and having an experience,” says art critic Holland Cotter, “I always choose the experience.” He prefers to spend his money on adventures that transform his sense of self and his understanding of the world. I recommend that approach to you in the coming weeks, Taurus. The most valuable “possessions” you can acquire will be the lessons you learn, the skills you hone, and the relationships you ripen.

(July 23 - Aug. 22): Declare victory, Leo. Even if victory is not quite won yet. Even if your success is imperfect and still a bit messy around the edges. Raise your arms up in elated triumph and shout, “I am the purified champion! I am the righteous conqueror! I have outsmarted my adversaries and outmaneuvered my obstacles, and now I am ready to claim my rightful rewards!” Do this even if you’re not 100 percent confident, even if there is still some scraping or clawing ahead of you. Celebrate your growing mastery. Congratulate yourself for how far you’ve come. In this way, you will summon what’s needed to complete your mission and achieve final, total victory.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): In Marcel Proust’s novel Swann’s Way, the narrator speaks of how profoundly he is inspired by an older writer named Bergotte: “Each time he talked about something whose beauty had until then been hidden from me, about pine forests, about hail, about NotreDame Cathedral . . . with one image he would make that beauty explode into me.” I bring this to your attention, Gemini, because in the coming days I suspect a great deal of beauty will explode into you. Why? I think it’s because you’re more receptive than usual to being delighted and enchanted. The triggers could be anything: exciting people, eavesdropped conversations, good books, surprising music, and who knows what else?

Homework: What other sign would you want to be if you could take a vacation from your actual sign? Why? Write: uaregod@comcast.net.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): Give special attention to what will last the longest. That’s my main recommendation for you in the coming weeks. Devote less of your energy to transitory pleasures and short-term hopes. Turn away from the small obsessions that demand far too much of your energy. Withdraw from the seemingly pressing concerns that will soon start to fade because they really aren’t that important. Instead, Virgo, devote your love and intelligence to the joys and dilemmas that will animate your life well into the future. Express reverence and care for the mysteries that will teach you and teach you and teach you for years to come.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): If you are in even moderate alignment with cosmic rhythms during the next 12 months, you will be a connoisseur and master of recycling. I’m speaking metaphorically here. What I hope is that you will reanimate worn-out inspirations and convert faded dreams into shiny new fantasies. You will ﬁnd ways to revive alliances that went oﬀ track. A once-vibrant shtick or trick that lost its cool could be retrieved from the ash heap of history and turned into a fresh, hot asset. Gear yourself up for some entertaining resurrections.

(Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): U’s Bono has called Leonard Cohen’s song “Hallelujah” “the most perfect song in the world.” It is mournful and triumphant, despairing and uplifting. It’s a riddle that improbably offers cathartic release. Over 300 recording artists have done cover versions of it, and it has even been the subject of books. And yet it was a challenge for Cohen to compose. He wrote more than 80 verses before choosing the few he would actually include in the final version, and in one famous session he resorted to banging his head on the floor to stimulate his creative flow.“To find that urgent song,” he said, took “a lot of work and a lot of sweat.” I nominate “Hallelujah” to be one of your sacred symbols for the next 12 months, Scorpio. From your strenuous effort, I predict, will come masterful creations.

AQUARIUS

SAGITTARIUS

PISCES

(Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Let me outline the breakthroughs I hope to see for you in the coming months. First, what is pretty good about you will not interfere with what is potentially great about you, but will instead cooperate with it and boost it. Second, your past accomplishments won’t hold back your progress; you will not be tempted to rely on them at the expense of your future accomplishments. And third, the brave ideas that have motivated you so well won’t devolve into staid old dogmas; you will

(Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): The Buddhist meditation teacher Chogyam Trungpa said that one of the best ways to become fearless is to cultivate tenderness. As you expand your heart’s capacity to feel compassionate aﬀection for the world, you have less and less to be afraid of. That’s the opposite of the conventional wisdom, which says you become brave by toughening up, by reinforcing your psychic armor. Of all the signs of the zodiac, you Pisceans are best set up to beneﬁt from Trungpa’s method — now even more than usual.

(Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): I wish I could tell you that your power animal this month is the eagle or dolphin or panther. Having a glamorous creature like that as your ally might boost your conﬁdence and charisma. To be paired with one of them might even activate dormant reserves of your animal intelligence. But I can’t in good conscience authorize such an honor. That’s not what the astrological omens are suggesting. In fact, your power animal this June is the bunny rabbit. Please understand that there is no shame in this. On the contrary. You should be charmed and appreciative. It signiﬁes that you will be fertile, fast, a bit tricky, and very cute. (To read an essay on the mythology of the rabbit as trickster, go here: tinyurl .com/rabbittrickster.)

Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at --- or ---.

Congratulations Delaney!

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either renew and reinvigorate them or else move on to a new set of brave ideas.

ANNA

Congratulations on 6th Grade Promotion! Love, Mom, Dad & Aunt Michelle

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American BEACHBREAK CAFE, 324 State St, 962‑2889. $ Open 7a‑2:30p 7 days a week. Covered outdoor patio on State. Great Breakfast & Lunch.

Bistro/Cafe JACK’S BISTRO & “FAMOUS BAGELS” 53 South Milpas (In Trader Joe’s Plaza) 564‑4331; 5050 Carpinteria Ave, Carpinteria 566‑1558. $ Extensive menu, beer & wine, on site catering ‑Call Justen Alfama 805‑566‑1558 x4 Voted BEST BAGELS 16 years in a row! www.bagelnet.com

Cajun/Creole THE PALACE Grill, 8 E. Cota St., 963‑5000. $$$. Open 7 days, Lunch 11:30a‑3p, Dinner 5:30p, V MC AE. Contemporary American grill w/ a lively, high‑energy atmosphere & fun, spontaneous events. Featuring fine grilled steaks, fresh seafood, delicious pastas, select American Regional specialties, like Blackened Crawfish‑stuffed Filet Mignon, Louisiana Bread Pudding Souffle. Cajun Martinis, unique beers & well selected wine list. Lunch starts early enough for a late breakfast & ends late enough for an early supper. Voted “Best Team Service” since 1988. Rave reviews in Gourmet Magazine, Gault‑Millau Travel Guide, Zagat & Sunset Magazine.

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OPAL RESTAURANT & Bar 1325 State St. 966‑9676 $$.Open M‑S 11:30a & 7 nights 5p. V MC AE Local’s Favorite, Eclectic California Cuisine fuses creative influences from around the world with American Regional touches: Chile‑Crusted Filet Mignon to Pan‑Seared Fresh Fish & Seafood, Homemade Pastas, Gourmet Pizzas, Fresh baked Breads, Deliciously Imaginative Salads & Homemade Desserts. OPAL radiates a friendly, warm atmosphere graced by our fun efficient Service, Full bar, Martinis, Wine Spectator award‑winning wine list, private room. Lunches are afford‑ able and equally delicious.

PACIFIC CREPES 705 Anacapa St. 882‑1123.OPEN Tues‑Fri 10a‑3p & 5:30p‑9p, Sat 9a‑9p, Sun 9a‑3p From the flags of Bretagne & France to the “Au revoir, a bientot”; experi‑ ence an authentic French creperie. Delicious crepes, salads & soups for breakfast, lunch & dinner. Tasty Crepe Suzette or crepe flambee des‑ serts. Specials incl. starter, entree & dessert. Homemade with the best fresh products. Relax, enjoy the ambience, the food & parler fran‑ cais! Bon Appetit! pacificcrepe.com

PIERRE LAFOND Wine Bistro 516 State Street 962‑1455 $$ Open Every Day M‑F 11a‑9p Sat/ Sun 9a‑10p Brunch Sat/Sun 9a‑3p Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. A local favorite since 1993. California cui‑ sine showcasing the best local prod‑ ucts. Steamed Mussels, Flatbreads, Grilled Duck Breast, Vegetarian dishes, Sherry Wine cake, Wines from around the world. Happy Hour Mon‑Sat 4:30‑6:30. Sidewalk patio. www.pierrelafond.com

Chinese YEN CHING 2840 De La Vina St. 682‑7191 7 days/wk M‑Sun 11a‑9p, ALL YOU CAN EAT Buffet: Lunch M‑F 11‑2 Sat & Sun Lunch 11‑2:30, Dinner Buffet 5:10‑8:30 incl all you can eat steak, shrimp & crab legs‑ Discounts for kids. Owner /Chef Joe Tzeng‑ Master Chef 25+yrs serving traditional Mandarin & Szechuan delicacies. All day take out‑ FREE delivery after 5pm

Coffee Houses SB COFFEE Roasting Company 321 Motor Way SB 962‑5213– NOW WITH FREE WI‑FI! Santa Barbara’s premiere coffee roasting company since 1989. Come in for the freshest most deli‑ cious cup of coffee ever and watch us roast the best coffee in town at our historic Old Town location ‑ Corner of State & Gutierrez. Gift baskets, mail order & corporate gifts avail. sbcoffee.com.

Ethiopian AUTHENTIC ETHIOPIAN CUISINE Featured at Petit Valentien Restaurant 1114 State St. #14, 805‑966‑0222. Open Sat‑Sun Lunch ONLY 11am‑2:30pm. Serkaddis Alemu offers in ever chang‑ ing menu with choices of vegitarian, vegan, and meat options. Catering Avaliable for parties of up to 40 people.

PETIT VALENTIEN, 1114 STATE ST. #14, 805‑966‑0222. Open M‑F 11:30‑3pm (lunch). M‑Sat 5pm‑Close (dinner). Sun $24 four course prefix dinner. In La Arcada Plaza, Chef Robert Dixon presents classic French comfort food at affordable cost in this cozy gem of a restaurant. Petit Valentien offers a wide array of meat and seafood entrees along with extensive small plates and a wine list specializing in amazing quality at arguably the best price in town. A warm romantic atmosphere makes the perfect date spot. Comfortable locale for dinner parties, or even just a relaxing glass of wine. Reservations are recom‑ mended. RENAUD’S PATISSERIE & Bistro, 3315 State St. in Loreto Plaza, 569‑2400 & 1324 State St. Ste N 892‑2800 $$ M ‑Sat 7‑ 5, Sun 7‑3 & M‑Sun 7‑ 3 Wide selection of whole‑ some French pastries. Breakfast & lunch menu is composed of egg dishes, sandwiches & salads rep‑ resenting Renaud’s favorites. Our Brewed coffees & teas are proudly 100% Organic.

Indian FLAVOR OF INDIA 3026 State 682‑6561 $$ www.flavorofindiasb. com VOTED BEST 17yrs. Finest, most authentic Indian cuisine is affordable too! All You Can Eat Lunch Buffet $8.95 M‑S dinner combos $9.95+ Specials: Tandoori‑ Mixed or Fish, Chicken Tikka Masala, Shrimp Bhuna. Also: meat, curries & vegetarian.Wine & Beer. Take out. 20yrs of Excellence! INDIA HOUSE, 418 State St. Next to 99 Cent Store 805.962.5070. 7 days 11:30a‑ 3:30p ALL YOU CAN EAT Lunch Buffet $8.95. Dinner 5p‑9p. Tandori & North Indian Muglai specialties. World Class Indian Chefs at your service! Traditional floor seating. Indian & Draft Beers, Local Wines. www.indiahouseusa.com

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DARGAN’S IRISH Pub & Restaurant, 18 E. Ortega St. (next to lot 10) SB, 568-0702. $$. Open 7 days 11:30a-Close (Food ‘til 10p, 11p on Sat/Sun). AE MC V Disc. Authentic Irish food & atmosphere in downtown SB. Specialties from Ireland include Seafood & Meat dishes. Informal, relaxed pub-style atmosphere. Live music Thursday nights. Children welcome. Avail. for private parties. Pool & Darts.

Italian ALDO’S ITALIAN Restaurant 1031 State St. 963-6687. $$ Open 7 days. Lunch & Dinner. V MC AE DC DV. Local SB favorite for over 25 years offers fast, friendly service in the heart of downtown. Dine outdoors in our heated courtyard. Enjoy new homestyle cuisine like Chicken Parmigiana or Fresh Fish specials in a comfortable, romantic atmosphere. Vegan & Gluten-Free Pasta and Salad Options available. Wine & Beer. Full menu at: www. sbaldos.com

KYOTO, 3232 State St, 687-1252.$$. Open 7days M-F 11:30a-2p; Sat Noon-2:30p Lunch; Sun-Thur 5-10p Dinner, Fri-Sat 5p-10:30p.Complete Sushi Bar. Steak & Seafood Specials! Sashimi, Teriyaki, original Japanese appetizers & Combination Boat Dinner. SB’s only TATAMI Rooms reservations suggested. Beer, Wine & Sake. Take Out. Birthday customers get FREE tempura ice cream & photo on our website! KyotoSB.com

Mexican PALAPA 4123 State St. 683-3074 $$ BREAKFAST 7am daily. Big Breakfast burritos, machaca, chorizo & eggs, chiliquiles, Organic mexican coffee & Fresh squeezed OJ, pancakes, omelets & lunch specials. Fresh seafood dinners.

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NATURAL CAFE, 508 State St., 5 blocks from beach. 962-9494 Goleta- 5892 Hollister 692-2363. 361 Hitchcock Way 563-1163 $. Open for lunch & dinner 7 days. A local favorite for dinner. Voted “Best Lunch in Santa Barbara” “Best Health Food Restaurant” “Best Veggie Burger” ICHIBAN J A PA N E S E “Best Sidewalk Cafe Patio” “Best Fish Taco” all in the Independent Restaurant/Sushi Bar, 1812 Cliff Reader’s Poll. Daily Specials, Dr., 805-564-7653. Mon-Sat Lunch 11:30-2:30. Dinner 7 days a week, Char-Broiled Chicken, Fresh Fish, Homemade Soups, Hearty Salads, 5-10pm. Lunch Specials, Bendo boxes. Full sushi bar, tatami seats. Healthy Sandwiches, Juice Bar, Microbrews, Local Wines, and the Fresh Fish delivered all week. Best Patio on State St. 9 locations serving the Central Coast. www.thenaturalcafe.com

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SOJOURNER CAFÉ, 134 E. Canon Perdido 965-7922. Open 11-11 Th-Sat; 11a-10:30p Sun-Wed. SB’s natural foods landmark since 1978 Daily soups & chef’s specials, hearty stews, fresh local fish, organic chicken dishes,salads & sandwiches & award winning dessert . Espresso bar, beer, wine, smoothies, shakes & fresh juices sojournercafe.com

Steak HOLDREN’S 512 State St. 965-3363 Lunch & Dinner Daily. Featuring $20 Prime Rib Wednesdays- USDA 12 oz Prime MidWestern corn-fed beef char-broiled over mesquite; or try from our selections of the freshest seafood. We offer extensive wine & martini lists & look forward to making your dining experience superb! Reservations avail. RODNEY’S Grill, 633 East Cabrillo Boulevard at The Fess Parker – A Doubletree by Hilton Resort 805-564-4333. Serving 5pm – 10pm Tuesday through Saturday. Rodney’s Grill Menu is Fresh and New. Featuring all natural hormone-free beef and fresh seafood, appetizers, and incredible desserts. The place to enjoy dinner with family and friends by the beach. Private Dining Room for 30. Full cocktail bar with specialty cocktails. Wine cellar with Santa Barbara County & California best vintages by-the-glass www.rodneyssteakhouse.com

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The annual rosé wave is already crashing, just in time for the beach days of summer, and this one, by Sta. Rita Hills-based winemaker Kris Curran (who put Sea Smoke Vineyard on the map before moving onto her own projects) is both light and delicious — but it’s not really a rosé at all. It’s a Grenache Gris, but that varietal hasn’t yet been approved by the feds, so they make her call it rosé. Only four acres are planted domestically, including the ones she requested at Tierra Alta Vineyard in the Santa Ynez Valley’s new Ballard Canyon appellation, but there should be more. See d-cwines.com.

RENEGADE WINES: 417 Santa Barbara St. Ste A-6, 805-568-1961. Tues-Fri 11a-6p, Sat. 12-6p. Sun-Mon by appointment. SB’s oldest wine shop, over 23 years same location. We are Santa Barbara’s premier wine retailer, offering a wide variety of local and imported wines. Our diverse assortment of wine comes from the world’s finest vineyards with prices starting around $9. View our full inventory @ www.renegadewines.com. We store your wine. 3000sq feet of temp. controlled wine lockers; 8 case lockers-300 case rooms. Off-street parking. 2 blocks from State St. (2nd driveway @ 126 E. Haley) Monthly tastings & private tastings available. We ship wine. Keep in touch: Facebook, Google+, Twitter

Wineries/Tasting Rooms SANTA BARBARA Winery, 202 Anacapa St. 963-3633. Open Sun-Thurs 10a-6p & Fri-Sat 10a - 7p, small charge for extensive tasting list. 2 blocks from both State St & the beach. This venerable winery is the county’s oldest- est.1962, and offers many internationally acclaimed wines from their Lafond Vineyard in the Santa Rita Hills. Try some of Winemaker Bruce McGuire’s small production bottling.www.sbwinery.com

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Jill’s Place Recovers, Reopens

ill’s Place has been closed since a fire ravaged it in May 2013. But disappointed diners are now fully in luck — Jill’s Place has fully reopened. After the fire gutted her restaurant, Jill’s Place owner and local Jill Shalhoob took the opportunity to make her Santa Barbara institution even better. The restaurant interior received a major update. The back of house is completely new, with all new cooking equipment. In addition to the fresh face, the classic Jill’s Place menu returns (steaks, chops, chicken, fresh fish, burgers, and cocktails), along with a few additions. The renovated restaurant is open for lunch and dinner Monday-Saturday at its original location,  Santa Barbara Street.

SWEET SENSATION: A line of students goes out the door at the new Spudnuts in Isla Vista.

popular Spudnuts donut shop has opened a new location at  Seville Road in Isla Vista. When the eatery ﬁrst opened on May 29, they sold out before noon, restocked with another batch of donuts, and then sold out again. Seems the donut shop has been greeted with open arms and high demand. Spudnuts oﬀers donuts, pastries, beverages, sandwiches, breakfast sandwiches, and boba.

BACON AND BRINE OPENS: A new restaurant/ sandwich shop has opened at  Atterdag Road in Solvang. The eatery uses all locally raised pigs and produce from neighboring areas, with no ingredients from over 60 miles away, except salt, vinegar, and spice. Bacon and Brine oﬀers a rotating menu of sandwiches based on what part of the pig they are using that week. About ﬁve sandwiches a week are available as well as soup and a few salads. Bread comes from The Baker’s Table in Santa Ynez, and they are making all of their own pickles and beverages. Everything is available gluten-free. The restaurant is open daily 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. except Wednesdays. For more information, call 688-8809 or visit baconandbrine.com.

FULL OF LIFE FLATBREAD UPDATE: I called Full of Life Flatbread in Santa Ynez and learned that they are no longer planning to open at the new Santa Barbara Public Market on Victoria Street. I was told that the baker is continuing to look for another location on the South Coast.

LA SUPER-RICA UPDATE: Reader Eric tells me

that an expansion of the kitchen is in progress at La Super-Rica Taqueria ( N. Milpas St.). I am told that chips and more are coming soon.

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McCONNELL’S UPDATE: Santa Barbara’s McConnell’s Fine Ice Creams is planning to open an ice cream shop in downtown Los Angeles’ Grand Central Market this July, next to Wexler’s Deli. When asked why they chose Grand Central Market, owner Michael Palmer said,“This brand goes back almost 70 years in California in Santa Barbara. My family goes back 150 years in California. Growing up in Los Angeles, Grand Central Market was a place we would always go.” MONTECITO CONFECTIONS SOLD: Reader Matt let me know that Your Cake Baker, Inc., run by Wayne Kjar, has recently acquired the location, website, and email of the now-defunct Montecito Confections at  Coast Village Road. Kjar continues to operate a store at  Cliﬀ Drive on the Mesa.

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PASTRY MAKER OPENS: Mademoiselle Madeleine, a maker of madeleines, a French pastry, has opened at  East Haley Street. The business is owned by a couple of French nationals, Laetitia and Lionel Lagadec. They are searching to establish exclusive relationships with some local specialty stores (delis, gourmet shops, coﬀee shops, etc.) able to display a select range of products coming directly from the madeleine factory. SHUCK ’N SWALLOW: The Restaurant Guy will be one of eight judges at the 2nd annual Shuck ’n Swallow contest at the Canary Hotel rooftop on Sunday, June 29. Eight local restaurants will have two contestants participate (one shucker and one “swallower”). The team that shucks and eats the most oysters in a preset amount of time will win. The $30 price of a ticket includes appetizers from Chef James Siao and Finch & Fork restaurant, beer from Brewhouse, wine from Riverbench, and, of course, oysters. A portion of the proceeds will beneﬁt the Environmental Defense Center. A cash bar will also be available. Tickets can be purchased online at tinyurl.com/shuckswallowsb.

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Legals Administer of Estate NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: HARRY CASTELLUCCI CASE NO: 1466482 To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both of HARRY CASTELLUCCI A PETITION FOR PROBATE: has been filed by: ELAINE CASTELLUCCI in the Superior Court of California, County of Santa Barbara THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that ELAINE CASTELLUCCI be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codcils, if any be admitted to probate. The will and any codils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)The Independent administration authority will be granted unless an Interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A Hearing on the petition will be held in this court as follows: on 06/24/2014 AT 9:30 am Dept: Three Room: Judge , located at 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, California. If you object to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. If you are a creditor or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court an mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. You may examine the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE‑154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code Section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Susan H. McCollum, Hollister & Brace 1126 Santa Barbara Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101; (805) 963‑6711 Published June 5, 12, 19 2014. NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: PHILLIP ALAN MORLAN NO: 1466687 To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both of PHILLIP ALAN MORLAN, ALAN MORLAN, PHILIP A. MORLAN A PETITION FOR PROBATE: has been filed by: JOHN FRANZEN in the Superior Court of California, County of Santa Barbara THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that JOHN FRANZEN be appointed as personal representatives to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: on 06/19/2014 AT 9:00 a.m. Dept: Five SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA COUNTY OF SANTA BARBARA, located at 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. Anacapa Division. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written

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objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58 (b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE‑154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code Section 1250. A Request for Special form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Matthew J. Long 1836 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101 Published Jun 5, 12, 19, 2014.

FBN Abandonment STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being abandoned: Jadenow Productions at 718 Union Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103. The original statement for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed Nov 28, 2011. in the County of Santa Barbara. Original file no. 2011‑0003464. The person(s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: Jeff Spangler (same address). This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 02, 2014 I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. Published. May 15, 22, 29. June 5 2014.

Fictitious Business Name Statement FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Imagine Wine, LLC at 65 Los Padres Way Buellton, CA 93427; Imagine Wine, LLC 3563 Numancia St #103 Santa Ynez, CA 93460 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Lyn Dee Rankin, Managing Member This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 21, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001506. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Jadenow Gallery, Jadenow Productions at 14 Parker Way Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Jadenow, LLC 718 Union Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Susan M Toney This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 02, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001306. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Green Clean, Santa Barbara Green Cleaning, Santa Barbara Green Cleaning Company at 145 Walnut Lane Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Tami Hill‑Figueroa (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Tami Hill‑Figueroa This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 06, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001342. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Casa Marianna, Rancheria Village Apartments, Marianna Ranch, Marianna Ranch Apartments at 3005 State St # B Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Mariana Ranch, LP (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: R.B. Pershadisingh, President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 06, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001314. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Butcherblock Wines at 35 Industrial Way Buellton, CA 93427; BWSC, LLC 2101 Rosecrans Ave Ste 4270 El Segundo, CA 90245 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Alexander Oxman This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 29, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001267. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Container Bargains at 525 E. Micheltorena St. Ste 300 Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Cubes Inc/Preston Maloney 320 Asegra Rd Summerland, CA 93037 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Preston Maloney This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 07, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001362. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Canal Street Properties at 1526 Knoll Circle Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Anne H Rojas (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Anne H. Rojas This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 28, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001248. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Imagine... Weddings & Special Events, LLC at 315 Megis Road #A337 Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Imagine...Weddings & Special Events, LLC 1050 Vista Del Pueblo #16 Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Rebecca S. Gigandet This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 25, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001231. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Dodds And Boshae at 1725 Chapala Street #A Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Anna Cardenas (same address) Stacey Rydell 3354 Willow Street Santa Ynez, CA 93460 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Anna J Cardenas This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 15, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001122. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Wander Wines at 84 Industrial Unit C Buellton, CA 93427; Douglas David Green 1008 W. Louisiana Midland, TX 79701; Ryan Ellis Roark 2468 Grand Ave Los Olivos, CA 93441 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Ryan Roark This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 01, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0000917. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Collective Rhythms at 705 Calle De Los Amigos, Apt A Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Jerry Zacarias (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Jerry Zacarias This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 07, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001354. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Arte Al Sole, Elaia Travel, Italiakids.com at 808 Cheltenham Rd Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Via Papera LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Jerry Zacarias This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 06, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0001333. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Apricity Creative at 5310 Orchard Park Lane Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Melanie Selover (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 07, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001348. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Warriors Basketball at 237 Salida Del Sol Santa Barbara, CA 93109; William Pace (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: William Pace This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 12, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0001402. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Artery at 136 W. Gutierrez St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Monika Molnar‑Metzenthin (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Monika Molnar‑Metzenthin This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 13, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001434. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Ths Company Santa Barbara at 725 Olive Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Ilene Davis (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Ilene Davis This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 19, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001463. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Taco Bell #27774 at 191 E Highway 246 Buellton, CA 93427; Engen Enterprises, Inc 31192 Labaya Drive, Unit B Westlake Village, CA 91362 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 09, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001383. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Edible Art, Santa Barbara Bundts at 1426 Euclid Avenue Apt A Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Siobhan Melissa Major (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Siobhan Major This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 13, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001417. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Shoreline Summit Adventures at 3905 State Street Suite 7173 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Charles M. Bloom (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Charles M. Bloom This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 16, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001459. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Taco Bell #27772 at 821 North Milpas Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Engen Enterprises, Inc 31192 Labaya Drive, Unit B Westlake Village, CA 91362 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 09, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001381. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Farmer Boy Restaurant at 3427 State St Santa Barbara, CA 93109; We Not Me, LLC 114 E Haley Suite O Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: John Bennett‑President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 06, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001343. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: SB Wine Day Tours & More at 437 Alisal Road Solvang, CA 93463; Silk Road Transportation, LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Umut Ozkan‑President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 12, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001405. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Guitar Company, Woltz Woodworking at 233 S Fairview Goleta, CA 93117; Roy Woltz 15 N San Marcos Road #A Santa Barbara, CA 93111 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Roy Woltz This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 13, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001414. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Baby Sign Sessions at 3776 San Remo Drive Apt 18 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Ajani Symmonds (same address) Laura Symmonds (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Ajani Symmonds This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 08, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0001376. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Ocean Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery of Santa Barbara at 2425 Bath Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Robert S Kiken 1869 East Valley Road Montecito, CA 93108 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Ann Becker This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 06, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001336. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Harlequin Design Group at 5419 Paseo Orlando Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Oscar F Frausto (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Oscar Frausto This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Mat 06, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001346. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: The Alamo Motel at 425 Bell Street Los Alamos, CA 93440; Shelter Social Club, LLC 63 Skyline Circle Santa Barbara, CA 93109 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Kenny Osehan This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 19, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001469. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Dimitar Tennis Academy, Oceanside School of Tennis at 633 East Cabrillo Blvd Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Dimitar Yazadzhiev 234 Avenida Del Recreo Ojai, CA 93023 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Dimitar Yazadzhiev This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on April 28, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001257. Published: May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: California Coffee Growers, Good Land Organics, Condor Ridge Ranch, Diversitree Nursery at 1362 Farren Road Goleta, 93117; John Anthony Ruskey III (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: John Ruskey This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 15, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001453. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Poly West, Polywest Converting at 363 Guadalupe Street Torrance, CA 93434; Bonacor Inc 4732 Pacific Coast Highway Torrance, CA 90505 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Michael S. Bonasoro This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 14, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001438. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Abatex at 126 E Haley St, Ste A18 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; PBM San Bernadino, Inc 1294 Bel Air Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Peter A. Miko This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 06, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001331. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Taco Bell #27773 at 5980 Hollister Avenue Goleta, CA 93117; Engen Enterprises, Inc 31192 Labaya Drive, Unit B Westlake Village, CA 91362 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 09, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001382. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Taco Bell #27776 at 140 N Fairview Avenue Goleta, CA 93117; Engen Enterprises, Inc 31192 Labaya Drive, Unit B Westlake Village, CA 91362 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 09, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001385. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Taco Bell #27775 at 1548 North H Street Lompoc, CA 93436; Engen Enterprises, Inc 31192 Labaya Drive, Unit B Westlake Village, CA 91362 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 09, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001384. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Digital Links at 250 Alameda Padre Serra Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Keep Enterprises 250 Alameda Padre Serra Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Daniel Keep This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on April 30, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001281. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Cil Apartments, Sheri Apartments, Eucalyputs Hill Apartments, Sierra Apartments, North Star Management, Villa Lucero Apartments at 807 East Alamar Ave. Santa Barbara, CA 93105; James B. North (same address) Laurine B. North (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Partnership Signed: Gloria Gomez This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 19, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001466. Published: May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Mastercraft Motors at 435 East Haley Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Double J Enterprises, Inc. 336 North Calle Cesar Chavez Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Jeff Holzer, President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 20, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001490. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Ninetynine Media at 7 Vista Del Mar Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Bella Rafe Media (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Kelly Summers, President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 20, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001497. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: PI Consulting at 310 E. Figueroa Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Nancy A. Wellhausen (same address); This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Nancy Wellhausen This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 21, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001521. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Mesa Massage at 1809 Cliff Drive Suite E Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Andrew Reinhart 182 Park Circle Goleta, CA 93117; Susan R Reinhart (same address) This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Andrew Reinhart This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 22, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001520. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: R&C Farms at 1229 Rebecca Lane Unit #H Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Alan J Cavaletto 583 El Sueno Road Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Abraham Ramirez 1229 Rebecca Lane Unit #H Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Abraham Ramirez This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 20, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001481. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Bunnin Chevrolet Cadillac at 301 South Hope Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Believe Automotive, Inc. 9230 Olympic Blvd. #203 Beverly Hills, CA 90212 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Andrew Sattley This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 22, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001526. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Pacific Behavioral Health Care, Pacific Behavioral Healthcare Center, Pacific Behavioral Health Care Systems, Pacific Behavioral Healthcare Centers, Pacific Behavioral Healthcare at 22 W Mission St Ste C Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Richard Kelliher (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Richard Kelliher This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 19, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001465. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Chira, Chira Designs at 662 Arundel Rd Goleta, CA 93117; Carol E Hirashima (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Carol Hirashima This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 15, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001447. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Rkmdesigns at 4758 Camino Del Rey Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Richard Kenneth Murray (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Richard Kenneth Murray This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 20, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0001482. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Thought Box at 4628 Mint Lane Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Mcgub Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Matt McBride, President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 22, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0001514. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Handy Man Master Co. at 810 East Anapamu Street, Unit B Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Maxwell Torres (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Maxwell Torres This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 21, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001500. Published: May 29. Jun 5, 12, 19 2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Santa Barbara Art Glass at 706 East Mason Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Gina E. Alcaraz 252N Santa Ynez Court Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Gina E. Alcaraz This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 29, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001583. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Family Discount at 5860 Hollister Avenue Goleta, CA 93117; Minh Thai Duong 2017 Mission Hill Oxnard, CA 93036 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Minh Thai Duong This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 28, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001553. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Method Builders Inc at 1316 Montecito Place Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Method Builders Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 27, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001543. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Chapala Farms at 1609 Villa Ave. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Jason Banks (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Jason Banks This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 14, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001443. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Christophe Bourely at 634 Pico Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Christophe Bourely (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Christophe Bourely This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 28, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2014‑0001561. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Enerliance at 430 S Fairview Avenue Goleta, CA 93117; Yardi Systems, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Gordon Morrell, Secretary This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 13, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001431. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Santa Barbara Family Wellness at 205 West Mission Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Jetta Harris 1212 Del Oro Santa Barbara, CA 93109 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Jetta Harris This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 27, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001545. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Dona Bella at 434 Consuelo Dr Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Dona Subian 1030 N San Marcos Rd Santa Barbara, CA 93111 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Dona Dubian This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 15, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara. FBN Number: 2014‑0001455. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Prosper Sustainably at 2125 Village Ln Solvang, CA 93463; Joshua Simmons (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Joshua Simmons This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 12, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2014‑0001412. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Bullets VS. Butterflies, Monochrome Clothing at 19 San Jano Goleta, CA 93117; Christina Zumstein (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Christina Zumstein This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 22, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2014‑0001515. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Runnin’‑4‑U at 949 Via Esparto Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Kathy Fernandez (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Kathy Fernandez This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 13, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2014‑0001426. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Danceworks at 1920 Garden Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Summerdance Santa Barbara (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 30, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2014‑0001605. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014.

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805.564.1093 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Garbage Industries, Garbage Wear at 336 Nopal Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Daniel John Trotti 1537 Cliff Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Christopher Robert Wood 336 Nopal Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This business is conducted by a Copartners Signed: Daniel Trotti This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Jun 02, 2014. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Tayasinghe. FBN Number: 2014‑0001628. Published: Jun 5, 12, 19, 26 2014.

Name Change IN THE MATTER OF THE APPLICATION OF SINA FABIENNE MUELLER‑LANKOW ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE NUMBER: 1466650 TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A petition has been filed by the above named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara Superior court proposing a change of name(s) FROM and TO the following name(s): FROM: SINA FABIENNE MUELLER‑LANKOW TO: ZOE JADE JOHNSON THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. NOTICE OF HEARING April 17, 2014 9:30am, Dept 6, Courthouse, 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101 A copy of this order to Show Cause shall be published in the Independent, a newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county, at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition. Dated June 25, 2014 by James E. Herman, Judge of the Superior Court. Published May 22, 29. Jun 5, 12 2014.

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bacteriology and parasitology, virology/ molecular testing. Student Health requires that all clinical staff must successfully complete and pass the background check and credentialing process before employment and date of hire. Any HIPAA or FERPA violation is subject to disciplinary action. $37.12/ hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, or any other characteristic protected by law including protected veterans and individuals with disabilities. For primary consideration apply by 6/16/14, thereafter open until filled. Apply online at https://Jobs.ucsb. edu Job #20140222

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STUDENT HEALTH SERVICE Exciting career opportunity working in Urgent Care in a multidisciplinary, comprehensive University Student Health Service. Works in a collaborative and collegial relationship with Physicians, Nurse Practitioners and other clinical staff. Responsibilities include evaluation, diagnosis and treatment of acute illnesses and injuries, provision of brief mental health interventions, prescribing medications under the legal scope of

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Interpreter for Deaf/Hard of Hearing Interprets for deaf or hearing-impaired students (DHOH) in a variety of educational settings. Interprets a wide range of curriculum, including scientific and advanced placement subjects; interprets at educational extracurricular school-related activities including sports and clubs; interprets and provides instruction, or reinforces instruction, as needed, to individual or small groups of DHOH students. Collaborates with DHOH team to standardize signs in an educational setting; under the direction of a credentialed teacher, performs record-keeping, monitoring of Individualized Education Plan (IEP) or special education related activities that support student learning. This is a classified position, 30 hours per week, 9-months of the year. Hourly pay ranges from $23.57 to $29.14, depending on experience. Minimum requirements are: Associates degree and certification by one of the following: Registry of Interpreters for the Deaf (RID); American Consortium of Certified Interpreters (ACC1), level 4 or above; NAD certification, level 4 or above; Education Signs Skills Evaluation Interpreter (ESSE-1), level 4 or above; Educational Interpreter Performance Evaluation (EIPA) level 4 or above. Please apply at www.edjoin.org or visit our website at www.sbunified.org. Extended School Year Occupational Therapist The School Occupational Therapist provides occupational therapy and services to students within the educational setting using a variety of techniques or models to determine the level of need; including assessments, development of Individualized Educational Plan (IEP) goals and objectives, and therapeutic assistance to students in acquiring functional and independent life skills. This is a classified position, limited term, 4 hours per day. Hourly pay is $45.09 per hour. Minimum requirements are: Bachelor’s Degree in Occupational Therapy from an accredited four-year college or university. Additionally, valid registration by the American Occupational Therapy Association or National Board Certification in Occupational Therapy (NBCOT), a license to practice in California, and proof of continuing education. Valid California driver’s license may be required. Please apply at www.edjoin.org or visit our website at www.sbunified.org. Coordinator, Student/Community Relations The Coordinator, Student/Community Relations acts as a liaison with parents and community resources to work directly with individual students or groups of under-represented students at an assigned school. The Coordinator supports the district’s attendance policies and objectives; conducts home visits to check on student absences and to ensure all schoolage children are enrolled. Attends school meetings and record minutes as necessary; act as participant and interpreter in meetings between parents, students, teachers, and other staff. Compose and translate into Spanish written materials such as memoranda, bulletins, and newsletters. This is a classified position, 40 hours per week, 9-months of the year. Hourly pay ranges from $18.16 to $22.53, depending on experience. Minimum requirements are: graduation from high school and one year of experience related to the job duties, or demonstrated ability to meet the job requirements. Successful passage of the district’s bilingual proficiency exam. Valid California driver’s license may be required. Please apply at www.edjoin.org or visit our website at www.sbunified.org. School Occupational Therapist The School Occupational Therapist provides occupational therapy and services to students within the educational setting using a variety of techniques or models to determine the level of need; including assessments, development of Individualized Educational Plan (IEP) goals and objectives, and therapeutic assistance to students in acquiring functional and independent life skills. This is a classified position, 24 hours per week, 9-months of the year. Hourly pay ranges from $36.24 to $45.09, depending on experience. Minimum requirements are: Bachelor’s Degree in Occupational Therapy from an accredited four-year college or university. Additionally, valid registration by the American Occupational Therapy Association or National Board Certification in Occupational Therapy (NBCOT), a license to practice in California, and proof of continuing education. Valid California driver’s license may be required. Please apply at www.edjoin.org or visit our website at www.sbunified.org.

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contacto de inmediato con un abogado. Puede obtener informacion para encountrar un abogado en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.sucorte. ca.gov), en el sitio web de los Servicios Legales de California (www.lawhelpca.org) o poniendose en contacto con el colegio de abogados de su condado. AVISO‑LAS ORDENES DE RESTRICCION SE ENCUENTRAN EN LA PAGINA 2: valen para ambos conyuges o pareja de hecho hasta que se despida la peticion, se emita un fallo o la corte de otras ordenes. Cualquier autoridad de la ley que haya recibido o visto una copia de estas ordenes puede hacerlas acerlas acater en cualquier lugar de California. EXENCION DE CUOTAS: Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario un formulario de exencion de cuotas. La corte puede ordenar que usted pague, ya sea en parte o por completo, las cuotas y costos de la corte previamente exentos a peticion de usted o de la otra parte. 1.The name and address of the court are (El nombre y direccion de la corte son): SANTA BARBARA COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT 1100 Anacapa Street P.O. Box 21107 Santa Barbara, CA 93121‑1107. 2. The name, address, and telephone number of the petitioner’s attorney, or the petitioner without an attorney, are: (El nombre, direcion y numero de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante si no tiene abogado, son): Dated Mar 18, 2014. MITRA ARIA 222 W. Constance Avenue #5 Santa Barbara, CA 805‑563‑4803. Darrel E. Parker, Execcutive Officer; Clerk, by (Secretario, por) Robyn Rodriguez, Deputy (Asistente) Published May 15, 22, 29. June 5 2014

Trustee Notice Trustee Sale No. 14‑02‑781 Title Order No. 1407745 APN 071‑032‑01 NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 04/13/2007. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDINGS AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. _____________________________________ _____________________________________ _______________________________ On 06/27/2014 at 2:00PM, Lender’s Foreclosure Services as the duly appointed Trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust Recorded on 04/16/2007 as instrument number 2007‑0027564 of official records in the Office of the Recorder of Santa Barbara County, California, executed by: Sofia Ojeda, a married woman as her sole and separate property, as Trustor, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH (payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States, by cash, a cashier’s check drawn by a state or national bank, a check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, savings association, or savings bank specified in section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state). At: the North Door of the main entrance to the County Courthouse, 1100 Anacapa st., Santa Barbara, CA, all right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County, California describing the land

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Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp/espanol/) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. CASE NO:1440467 The name and address of the court is: (El nombre y direccion de la corte es) Santa Barbara Superior Court 1100 Anacapa St. Santa Barbara, CA 93121‑1107 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: James B. Cole, Esq., SBN: 156131 Slaughter & Regan, LLP 625 E. Santa Clara Street, Suite 101 Ventura, CA 93001; (805) 658‑7800 (El nombre, la direccion y el numero de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): DATE: March 18 2014. Darrel E. Parker, Executive Officer, By Jessica Vega, Deputy (Delegado) Published May 15, 22, 29. Jun 5 2014.

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therein: As more fully described in said Deed of Trust The property heretofore described is being sold “as is”. The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 30 Nectarine Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, if any, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, estimated fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to‑wit: $86,330.54 (Estimated). Accrued interest and additional advances, if any, will increase this figure prior to sale. The Beneficiary may elect to bid less than the full credit bid. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust heretofore executed and delivered to the undersigned a written Declaration of Default and Demand for Sale, and a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located and more than three months have elapsed since such recordation. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (626) 579‑5350 or visit this Internet Web site , using the file number assigned to this case 14‑02‑781. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. 6/2/14 Lender’s Foreclosure Services, As Trustee ___________________________________ ___ Sylvia L. Ramos, Senior Trustee’s Sale Officer Published June 5, 12, 19 2014.

Max is a Lhasa/Terrier mix that needs someone that will give him room to find his place in life. He is neutered, up to date on shots, and microchipped.

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