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FELIX EDITOR FORCED TO REPORT
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GORGEOUS pouting FELIX Editor Judith Hackney 22, was yesterday called to account b y t h e fC A G M i n the Union concert hall. She has been ordered by the m e e t i n g , to which she is r e s p o n s i b l e , to produce an report in annual FELIX for the n e x t U6M ;
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The A H M w a s one of the k>fiy*»t iin-§Ufiy* ?v$r held, and certainly thw most dramatic in living memory. Union President Sydney Harbour Bridge held off a concerted attack o v e r the S n a c k E a r / Union B a r / A l a n Rose affair w i t h at l e a s t on* call for his r e s i g n a t i o n f r o m the floor RSMU president Geoff Persons calmed a neaTed m e e t i n g down with a careful explanation of the actions of the Executive over the affair.
The m e e t i n g s a w f i v e m e m b e r s o f the S t . Mary's Hospital f i e a i c a l S c h o o l Union
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E x e c w a l k out after their President called the b e h a ^ o u r at the meeting " d i s g r a c e f u l " , M r . D r e w then went on th.3t Marys to 5ay w e r e not p r e p a r e d to m e r g e u n t i l ICU p r o v e d itself capable of handling its own affairs. But it w*s the unprecedented attack on FELIX that s u p r i s e d the meeting To a relatively em pt y rnom. Internal Services Officer Elect Neil McCluckeu. c a l l e d FELIX " S h i t " . He then w e n t on to r e a d the Job description w h i c h c a l l e d f o r the E d i t o r to productj fair, unbiased and truthful FELIX each w e e k w h i l s t 'upholding the principles of editorial freedom' It w'sj noted that recently FELIX has been doing s o m e w h a t less. A m o t i o n p r o p o s e d by Presid?nt-$l§ct Nigel Baker called Miss Hackney to p r o d u c e an annual report. Although oppose d by t o y - b o y N o . 2 and t o y -
boy N o . 1 D a v e J o n e s , the motion was p a s s e d T o y - b o y No. 3 Paul Shanley, partly responsible for the recent decline, kept f a i r l y quiet. T h e r e w i l l probably be an E m e r g e n c y G e n e r a l M e e t i n g o f ICU b e f o r e the end o f t e r m , c a l l e d the President, to complete some business missed out y e s t e r d a y , and m o s t l y to hear Miss H a c k n e y ' s r e p o r t , and to judge IF SHE H A S CARRIED GUT HER DUTIES A S AN OFFICER OF THIS UNION. I'd be t h e r e if I w e r e y o u
BY NEIL M O T T E R A M
The S p i r i t of f e l i x
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w i l l soon be d e a d . Long L i v e the S p i r i t o f FELIX c e r e b u s the pope
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