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Directions

Recipe for excitement Ingredients

2 kids, aged 9. Female and Male, twins.

2 Adults, aged 39, female and male, married couple.

One slice of a birthday

3 cups of excess money after a deal

4 pinches of Plane Tickets to Mexico

6 cups of Airplanes

4 Spoons of Luggage

3 scoops of Carry-on

90 fuid oz of fresh Gulf of Mexico water, crystal blue

1 cup Nintendo switch 5 1\2 oz. of waiting

6 qtrs. Of birthday presents

10 oz. of good news

Directions

Step 1: Put the kids and adults in a bowl, have them sit down for a talk.

Step 2: Slowly shufe around the kids and adults, while carefully and slowly pouring in the 10 oz. of good news.

Step 3: After pouring in 5 oz. of good news, small sparks of Happiness should start to appear from the kids. As soon as you see that, pour in the other half, and mix quickly. Cover bowl with cloth for 5 minutes to avoid kids from jumping out of the bowl.

Step 4: add in the 4 spoons of luggage, 3 scoops of carry on, and 4 pinches of Plane tickets to

Mexico.

Step 5: put into the fridge for 30 minutes or 1 hour to let ingredients pack.

Step 6: after all ingredients are done packing, add 1 cup of Nintendo switch, and slowly add 5 1\2 oz. of waiting. Stir and fold in ingredients, and add the 6 qtrs.. Of birthday presents when fufy.

Step 7: Pour in the 90 oz. of Gulf of Mexico water, stir, mix, and combine until extremely fufy.

Step 8: Put in oven for 4 hours, about the time of a fight from JFK airport to Cancun, Mexico. should be Light, Flufy, and giving of a Giddy and Happy feeling.

Step 9: Take out of oven. The fnished product

Congratulations! You have made Excitement for a trip.

Easy Stress

Ingredients:

-1 unfinished math homework

Servings: 1

-30 minutes of finish the homework

time to

-0.75 pounds of nervousness

-2.25 quarts of panic

-1 jammed pencil sharpener

-7 grams of very dull pencil

-1 easily spillable water bottle

-1 parent

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Wonderful Recipe for Misery

From the Kitchen of Avery D.

Ingredients:

Directons:

1 busy kid any age day of soccer game day of lacrosse game

1. First, cover your kid in the pouring

1/4

Half of a Cut Above sandwich

2 of bruises

1/4 tbsp.

8 pounds of lacrosse stck

3 tons of pouring rain

2 pounds of soccer ball

1 really sharp cleat

rain and let them marinate for 2 hours, and make sure all sides are drenched

2. Then, once the kid is marinated, mix

in the lacrosse game and stck, and chill for 30 minutes, to make the kid nice and freezing.

3. Afer they have chilled, stuf them with the Cut Above sandwich.

4. Next str in the soccer game, soccer ball, and bruises to make the misery even beter. misery ever, add one really sharp cleat to mash everything together into one perfect mess.

5. Oh! And to make this the greatest

6. Chill again for one more hour and

then enjoy wonderful misery!

A Recipe for Happiness

Recipe for Joy

by: Ella F.

Ingredients:

~ One serving of a cat on your lap

~ 2 tablespoons of cookies

~ 11 teaspoons of balloons

~ 1 cup of hot chocolate

~ A best friend or family member

~ One cup of movies

Steps:

#1 Make your mug of hot chocolate.

#2 Now bake two tablespoons of chocolate chip cookies!

#3 Once your cookies have cooled off, set them aside your hot chocolate.

#4 Wherever you like to get your balloons, go there, and get all the colors of the rainbow, balloon style and tie them to your mailbox!

#5 Finally if you have pets (especially cats) Gather your hot chocolate and cookies, if they have gotten cold then warm them up in the microwave or cookies in the toaster. Now go to the couch with a friend or family member and watch a movie with hot chocolate, cookies, and cats on your laps!

Directions:

1. Top your comfy chair with your comfy cushions.

2. Mix 10 lbs. of calm with 3 lbs. of warmth together.

3. Stir your boy in with your calm and warmth. Make sure he absorbs the mixture. This recipe will only work if he enjoys reading.

4. Whisk your natural light and slight breeze together. Sprinkle 1.5 hours of time in.

5. knead and mash your 15 ounces of good book until it forms into shape. Wrap his hands around the book. Make sure the book is open.

6. Place your boy on your cushion and chair.

7. Cover that with your time/slight breeze/natural light mixture.

8. Pipe your large umbrella mixture into a large umbrella next to the boy. Make sure it's shade partially covers him.

9. Spread 1 ton of warm sand under it all.

10. Bravo, you have made relaxation!

Recipe of happiness

Ingredients

• 16 crazy girl scouts

• 1 pool

• 2 cups of pool noodles

• 5 cups of water toys

• 16 pounds of yummy food

• 1 diving board

• 10 fun games

• 1 pound of chaos

Directions

1. First invite 16 crazy girl scouts on June 17th and drop them into your pool.

2. Whisk your 2 cups of pool noodles and 5 cups of water toys until it’s a creamy mixture!

3. Toss your fun games into the mixture until everyone is laughing!

4. Then make sure that 5 girls are

squirting water in other people’s faces.

5. Next mix everything together until

everyone is told to stop squirting water.

6. Take your and for mix when done.

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8. Chill scout pool party.

of chaos 90 degrees and of have a

pan-fry yummy girl

7. Then melt into everything slowly.

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Unease How to make Unease

Ingredients

4 people

1 garden

1 fence 80lb of mean 3 cups of anxiety

of dog

Directions

1) First, take three people hard at work and place them into the garden.

2) Ten, as one person accidentally unlocks

the fence and leaves it open mix in your 30lbs of curious dog, as he runs out the door.

3) Next, mix in your 9,000lb of driveway as 3 people frantically scream ‘Harry!’ and chases after the dog on your driveway.

4) After, place in your 80lb of mean dog and add in your last person. As the curious dog runs up to the mean dog and starts barking.

5) Pour in your 3 cups of anxiety as the three-gardening people run over.

6) Place mixture into oven as the one person poured in with the dog pulls out phone and calls animal control.

30lb

7) Take out mixture from oven as you see 3 people apologizing frantically.And drizzle animal control onto it.

8) As animal control comes and picks up the 30lb of curious dog in front of 3 horrifed

people, 80lbs of rude dog, and 1 rude

9,000lb driveway 1 animal days.

person. Place mixture in freezer as 30lbs of curious dog is in animal control for 7

9) And there you have it! Your own batch of unease. Which can be followed by various trips to the animal shelter, or you can pour in some more anxiety to ft your taste! Bon appetites!

1. Mix together your “responsible kid, nervous mom, and clever lie.

2.Take the kayos and slowly mix in the other mixture so that over 5 minutes your kid loses it and is bored.

3. Sprinkle the lazy workers to the pet store to create a seasoning to the batter that won’t be able to help you buy a new pet rabbit.

4. Now blend together all of the batter to perfection to make an overly excited kid that has a butuful new pet rabbit.

5. Now you have made Excitement!

Recipe for Boldness

• Camera

• 20 pounds of scared

• 1 cliff

• 1 stone fence that is only one foot tall

• 1 Nate • Some family • 300 TONS of a beautiful place to take a • 500 ft fall

picture

Step 1: Take your cliff and place your stone fence on top but make sure the fence is one foot tall one you have done that add the 500 ft fall below it and mix.

Step 2: Take your Nate and add your 20 pounds of scared and let him marinate in that for 20 minutes

Step 3: While he is marinating take your beautiful place to take a picture and add it to your frst mixture in the oven and leave it in there for 15 minutes

Step 4: Get Nates family to persuade him into walking up to the fence and standing on it

Step 5: Leave him there while your getting the shot ready with your camera if he stays your done you have made boldness if he gets off you have made scared and you will have to try again.

AdelaideS.

Directions

1.Start by going to the meet early with bubbling

excitement inside. Add your butterfies and pterodactyls to your stomach and mush them together.

2. Take your 12 year old girl and her 2 coaches

and 8 teammates, plop them onto the gym foor. Push them into warm up and wait until they simmer under the pressure of the competition.

3. Season your worriedness over your head and wait 10 minutes.

4. Put your proud parents on the side line and have them cheer loudly for an hour. Make sure your parents stare right at you, so you feel uncomfortable.

5. Have the strict judges score you really low and boil your innards so you can’t feel your stomach.Make sure the judges are constantly

writing down deductions. You start to feel bad, and you sweat a lot then you start shaking.

6. Congratulations you have made nervousness!

Ingredients:

1 stick BMX bike

1 cup wheelies

½ cup terrain

¾ teaspoon friends

½ tablespoon sunshine

Pinch of warmth

Recipe for Happiness

Directions:

1. Prepare by gathering needed ingredients, including calling friends.

2. Head to the nearest terrain park for the day.

3. Mix all ingredients and enjoy your happiness!!!

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you tell get a dog and bring the dog home.

adults 2 and car and drive Step 5: Now go inside and pickup the dog from the adoption center. After you take it back outside, take a few picture and then head back home. When the 2 kids and 2 parents and dog get back home, have them play with the dog for about 30 minutes and figure out a name for the dog. An after 10 minutes of deciding between 2 names they finally pick Georgia.

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