The Unusual Cookbook 1

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Ingredients: Directions

1) In a pot, stir 3-5 Social Butterflies

2)Separately, take a girl (age 10-12) and add in 3lbs. Pure Fear, 1tbsp. Burn Out, ½ cup of Social Awareness, 1lb. Change in Routine and fold together simmer for about 10 minutes while drizzling ¾ cup of Zoning Out into mixture

3)Mix girl with Social Butterflies and let

4)Cool girl to -5

5)If you did this correctly, it should be

followed
by hyperventilation and tears

EmotionRecipe: Exhaustion

Ingredients:

1.8 lb.ofalarmclock

1cupofalarmclocksnoozebutton

3qtrushing getready

to

quicklyeating

1.2 ouncesof agranolabar

5tbofheavybackpack

3tspofwalkingtoschool

Instructions:

1.Preheatovento320degrees.

2.Setdown1.8lb.ofalarmclock,makesure itissettosnoozeallowedmode.

3.Oncethealarmgoesof,whiskin1cupof alarmclocksnoozebutton.

4.Aferfveminutes,whenthesnoozealarm goesofagain,miinaseparatebowl,3ounces ofrushingtogetreadyand1.2ouncesof quicklyeatingagranolabar.

5.Slowlymiintobowloriginalalarmclock andsnoozebuttonmiture.

6.Marinatethe5tbofheavybackpackand the3tspofwalkingtoschoolandstirthat intoapanandbakeitfor7minutes.

Exhausted!
Nowyoucanenjoybeing

Directions

1. 6in long fsh

2. 40 Lb toilet

3. 10 years and older siblings

4. 40 years and older parents

5. 1ft long container

Recipe for Ecstasy Easy

A Recipe for Ehaustion

Ingredients Directions

1 7-mile trail

3 cups blazing heat

1 backpack

2 pounds long hair

1 gallon of water

2 pounds of snacks and food

1 nagging little brother and family

Ingredients

• One 9-year-old girl

• One mom

• One 18-pound 2 wheel bike

• One really steep hill

• 9 humongous rocks

• One slightly smaller hill

• One navy blue

Infiniti

• 3 ½ of promises of Rita’s Water Ice

cups of

• One quart tears

• One work complex with a walking/biking trail

Directions

Enjoy your fresh Guilt!

-22 -1 -11 892,450 kg 600 gm lbs -7 -16 oz

girls (aged 11-12 years)

soccer feld

gold medals

trophy

soccer ball

Step 1. Age the girls 11-12 years.

Step 2. Mix the girls and the soccer feld

together in one large bowl.

Step 3. Blend in the soccer ball into the mix.

Step 4. Let the mixture marinate 30 minutes.

Step 5. Then let the mixture bake in the oven at 180 for 30 minutes.

Step 6. Whisk the gold medals

Step 7. Combine both of the bowls together

andthe trophy into a small bowl. and then stir.

Step 8. You made happiness!

for fear! Recipe

1.Lurethesiblingintothebasement.

2.Pourthe4gallonsofdarknessinto thebasement.

3.Pointtheflashlightatthemfor halfasecond.Then,repeatata differentpartofthebasement.

4.Putthebedsheetsoveryoutolook likeaghost.Then,pointtheflashlight atyourself.Then,whentheycome overtolook,runoutoftheway. Now,it’sjustalight.

to use the recipe at night sure the sibling can’t see you until you yell

-try -make

5.Runaroundthemandtaptheir shoulder.Whentheyturnaround, yell.

Nowyoumadefear!

MADDOX O.

How TO MAKE FRUSTRATION

INGREDIENTS

•1 ANNOYING SISTER

• l/4 CUP OF ANGER

•1 Pl LLOW

•1 DOOR TO SLAM

•2 MINUTES OF SCREAMING IN A JAR.

• l/2 CUP OF WATER

•1 ROLL OF TOILET PAPER

•1 BED INSTRUCTIONS

1. PREP YOUR BED. PUT THE BED IN THE ROOM OF YOUR CHOICE.

2. GET ONE ANNOYING SISTER AND PLACE HER IN YOUR BEDROOM.

3. COMBl NE THE ONE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AND THE 1/2 CUP OF WATER IN A BOWL AND WHISK FOR 3 MINUTES.

4. CAREFULLY GIVE YOUR SISTER THE MIX AND MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T SPILL.

5. THEN TELL YOUR SISTER TO DRIZZLE THE MIX ON YOU.

6. AS SOON AS THAT HAPPENS DRINK THE 1/4 CUP OF ANGER.

7. USE THE 2 MINUTES IF SCREAMING TO TELL HER TO GET OUT AND THEN SLAM THE ONE DOOR IN HER FACE.

8. SCREAM IN THE PILLOW.

9. CONGRATS, ONCE YOU'RE DONE SCREAMING IN THE Pl LLOW WAIT FOR 1 MINUTE AND NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE FRUSTRATION.

Recipe For Regret

Ingredients

• 90 pounds of mad brother

• 130 pounds of annoying brother

• 3 ½ cups of frustration

• 4 1/3 teaspoons of hatred

• 15 pounds of broken door

• 2 cups of anger

5 this really makes you feel like you did something wrong.

stars, recipe

Directions

Step 1

Take the 130 pounds of and 90 in a bowl. mad pounds of annoying brother very viciously annoyed brother and mix

Step 2

Take the 4 in the as brothers. the same bowl 1/3 teaspoons of hatred and pound

Step 3

Simmer the 2 pan for ten minutes, cups of anger in a

Step 4

After the anger pounds of broken pan with anger. door and is done, take the 15 nuke it into the

Step 5

Combine the two you made regret. for 20 min and bowls and put in the oven

The of recipe anger

Ingredients

2 cups of Making parents mad

5 quart of not playing in your console

1 pound of arguing

3 cups of having a bad day

6 quarters of slamming your door

Step 1

Pour 3 cups of having a bad day and 1 pound of arguing and mix for about 5 mins then put it in the oven.

Step 2

Grab it out of the oven then spread 2 cups of making your parents mad and

then cut a slice in the middle of the cake.

Step 3

Then sprinkle 5 quarts of not able to play on your console then put on top of

the cake 6 quarters of slamming your door.

Recipe for Exhaustion

Sabastian C

.

Nerves recipe

Ingredients

2 teams of 12 girls

2 soccer feet

.

21 wide

. A 70 x 50-yard soccer field

. Size 4 soccer ball

high feet at

.

3 any

nets that are 7 size rife works must be

and least

18 years old

.

4 hours of your time

1. First you will warm up the girls until moist. While that is happening, you will set up the field by putting a net on each side of the field and putting the ball in the middle of the field.

2. Then you will place 9 girls on the field with 3 on the side line to sub the girls in when they get tired. Make sure to spread the girls evenly apart on the field!

3. Next put 2 referee’s on the side line one on each side and one in the middle with a whistle

4. Then have the stopwatch start. Goal one was scored then goal two for the other team the game was tied with 3, 2, goal you can here all the girls cheering we won!! Then we do that prosses two mor times

5. Now you are three hours in with 1 hour left you are now in the finals!

now win!

6. With 30 minutes left you both have one goal. Your team will stir up a new plan you score a goal with 5 seconds remaining! you

7. You are all excited while you get handed your trofie. Now enjoy!

Directions

Ingredients

• 1 6 year old girl with a watermelon bathing suit

• 1 beach resort

• 1 quart of baby sitter forgetting the little girl

• 3 cups of angry and worried parents

• 1 cup of depressed friend that thinks she is never going to see the little girl

• 2 cups of worried beach resort people

1. Add one 6-year-old girl with a watermelon bathing suit into a large with 1 beach resort and mi.

2. Add 3 cups of angry parents with 1 cup of depressed friend that thinks she is never going to see the little girl and whisk well in another bowl.

3. Add the 2 mitures we made into a bowl a mi it.

4. Marinate the mitures in one cup of scared resort people.

5. Add the forgetting babysitter and the other cup of resort people into another bowl and simmer until the resort people get even more worried.

6. Get the marinated miture and the other miture and bake 215 degrees until golden hour.

7. Congrats! You just made thriller in under an hour!

CAKE HAPPINESS MAKE TO HOW A A HOW TO MAKE HAPPINESS CAKE

of cup 1

5 boy 7-year-old cup 1

1 cup 7-year-old boy 5 lb. of driving ¾ cups chooing 7 lb. ball of fuf 10 lb. of cute 1 cup of a snowy winter day

lb. 10 fuf of ball lb. 7 chooing cups ¾ driving of lb.

of

winter snowy a

day
cute

Recipe for Trust

Ingredients

1 cup Problem

1 cup Know-it-all personality

6 cups Solu�ons

½ cup Adult ge�ng involved

Pinch of hugs and forgiveness

Direc�ons

1. Mix together the problem and the know-it-all personality.

2. Next, add the adult ge�ng involved. Mix together with the whole

6 cups of solu�ons.

3. S�r quickly �ll smooth.

4. Lastly, add the pinch of hugs and forgiveness.

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