3-Way Conversation... Mopho: Hello guys, any room for a real analogue at this party? Micron: Don’t be a pretentious a-ho -- Mopho: A whole lot of producers want my sound. MicroKorg: A whole lot of producers HAVE my sound. Micron: Hey, I’m selling well too. Mopho: Didn’t your big brother bomb? Too bad nobody respects specs. MicroKorg: My big brother is a classic! Mopho: How old is that dude anyway? MicroKorg: You aint even got keys! Mopho: And nobody plays yours. Micron: You’re yellow! Mopho: You’re the last guy to be talking about looks. Nice end caps by the way. MicroKorg: I have a monster sound for 399. Mopho: Me too. Micron: Yeah, but you don’t have a keyMopho: He said that. Besides, I’m an analoMicroKorg: You said that. We know. Micron: I’m multitimbral and I’ve got a sequencer! MicroKorg: No knobs. Micron: Hey, whose side are you on? MicroKorg: I’m just saying… Mopho: I’m easy to tweak. MicroKorg: Me too; Matrix Editor once you pick it up… Mopho: Once you pick it up? Micron: Wait, wait..wait…I’ve got drums! MicroKorg: He’s got drums. Mopho: I’ve got some drum sounds too. Micron: I’ve got more. Mopho: It’s easy to make more; I’ve got analo*Micron and MicroKorg: WE KNOW! Mopho: I was saying; I’ve got two analog Oscillators and two sub-oscillators, I can – Micron: Hold up! I’ve got 8-voice polyphony with 3 oscillators per voice! MicroKorg: I’m a 4 voice polyphonic with two oscillators embedded inside a monophonic mode with a dual-oscillator configuration locked in unison! *Micron and Mopho: What?! MicroKorg: I sound great. Micron: Me too Mopho: Me three!
91 Producer’s Edge Jan-Feb 2009