Mohammed Hassan
The Good News Hour By Mohammed Hassan It was a healthy form of chaos and I was right in the center of it. People running back and forth, exchanging profanity-laced instructions. Masses huddled over screens, pushing buttons and readying the cameras. Presenters reciting their lines to themselves while makeup artists embellish the radiance of their cheeks. There I was, backstage at IDK Network headquarters. We were minutes away from witnessing the historic launch of GINO, the world’s first happynews-only television channel. The build-up in the prior months had been immense. It was billed as a revolution in media and journalism, with content that would flip the script on what has been considered news-worthy for centuries. GINO was going to do what no news organization has ever done: glorify the mundaneness of life. It was a 24-hour news channel dedicated solely to the coverage of successful births, birthday parties, happy anniversaries, work promotions, warm family gatherings, good school report cards, fun-filled weekend hangouts, pleasant encounters with neighbors, ceremonies of profiles high and low, and all kinds of everyday pleasantness. There would be no mention of deaths, wars, crimes, politics, economies, scandals, or anything salacious and sad. The bulk of the reporting would be dominated by heart-felt moments of closeness between people. If your baby laughs its first laugh, GINO will be there to report – and celebrate – it with you. If a work meeting goes better than expected, GINO will be there to uncover the wonderful details. The norm was about to become news. GINO unarguably had a studio that matched its programming spirit. The furniture had only vivid, bright colors. Even the coffee mugs had vibrant colors. There were kittens and puppies scattered in various rooms within the building for instant doses of stress relief. And of course, the presenters on the set in front of me didn’t wear suits. The male presenter wore a casual shirt and his female counterpart wore a floral dress (I couldn’t tell you what they were wearing below the waist as they’ve been seated behind a large view-obstructing desk the whole time I was there). They were reciting their lines through forced smiles, having just learned minutes ago that their show had been relegated and will now be the second program to air today. They had