Hello, I am of knowings the buisnessings good.
It has been of much the most longerests times since I of do the provisionings buisnessings advices. Therefore, it is of the makings necessary to update for current issues.
First, it is of the necessary that I be of addressings the potential criticismses of my previo-former plan of makings the eliminations of the gender wage gap and of the makings of much profit. As yuo may be of the rememberings, one componentive part of the plannings involved the convertings of all the mens into processeced meat productions. Some have of made criticisms regarding this. They are of make the claimings that the major significant costings of the meat processingings equipments is of make for too great of investments for single run of the productions. While the concernings are of the valid, there is misconceptionings here and forgetfuls of taxes. The purchasings of meat processings equipments is of beings capital expense. We can of make deduct from taxes. As for regarding the production run of single, it must be of the remembered that there will be only of half population and thus there will of beings half demand for the products of the meat. This may of soundings bad, but is actually of the okay because we can of be the freezzings of the products of the meat for of much time and have of much sales of market for small cost additional.
With the necessary clarificationions beings now out of way, I have new plan for avoid doings the working and of not payings the taxes.
Dead people are of the facings of the mostest descriminations in workplace across all peoples in the worldwide. People who are of the deads are of lose the jobings instantly because they are of the dead. In of the factings, no company or government is of the hirings dead people at the all. This is ofings the big discriminatinges in of the hiring practices, but nothing will likely be of the done about it because majority of population and leadership of all countries except Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is of beings very lifeist. DPRK is of make much big progress against the lifeism through dead representation in highest levels: Eternal President and Eternal General Secretary.
Despite the bad of situation be, we can of use to advantage to of gettings out of the workings and gettings out of the taxingings. When yuo of not ables to of come of the intoings work, make informs of boss that yuo cannot of coming into workings because yuo of dead be. Boss will of likely claim that yuo are of lie. This is of the because boss want yuo to work anyway. Of make remember, while boss is most certainly of extreme lifeist, current plan to avoid disrupt may of takings the precedence. Boss may of claim yuo of not the dead beings since yuo are of the talk. Boss may claim yuo of the lyings and be of the angry much. In this situation yuo should of the make respondings that dead people are of not the able to makings the lye. Boss will be of the unhappy, but will be of the not convinced and cannot of force yuo to of work because dead and not want yuo
On the Critical Importance of Defecating Victoriously
There is no greater necessity than that of Defecating Victoriously. We must be prepared to go beyond the mundane to ensure victorious achievement and sustainable success.
Comrades, the foremost requirement of our future is Victorious Defecation. This is not merely a procedure or state of mind; it is of premier importance to longevity, progress, health, development and sanitation. For us to achieve the full success in Victorious Defecation, all must be committed in their entirety to collective action, dedication and observance of procedure.
How do we Defecate Victoriously?
Great victories are not trivial matters. Extensive preparation is necessary as part of a mental and physical lifestyle that is active, engaged, mindful and focused on victorious action. The dietary contribution to bowel health is key as it is the source of all faecal materials. We must consume sufficient quantities of soluble and insoluble fibre. This ensures faecal binding and cohesion. Beyond creating robust formations, such constructs make feasible punctual and efficient transportation and delivery. To aid in the transportation and delivery of faeces, we must also regularly engage in the vigorous motion and deliberate exercise of our legs and peristaltic muscles. United these practices create a smooth and well-prepared pathway of progress.
When the time comes for Victorious Defecation, we arrive calm, punctual and with full confidence. Our great victory has been ensured by preparation and order, thus we continue adherence to procedure in pursuit of excellence. It is critical that initial action is purposeful and conscious. We make precise, deliberate manoeuvres to take position at the toilet. Using core spatial awareness, we make a smooth, accurate motion to sit upon the upper surface of the toilet. We ensure crucial precision in the change of state such that our aim is directed to the interior of the toilet and no outside. Once these initial manoeuvres are completed, we commence the glorious peristaltic process and resolutely expel our bowels in victory. The physical defecation has now been completed with victory and success, but true victory demands the proper observance of all procedures. We now arise from the surface of the toilet, firmly grasp the toilet paper and wipe until the refreshed paper is clean. Finally, we make deliberate manoeuvres toward the sink and disinfect our
Dan Gerth and Audri Adams claim to be ‘Vegan’, but this raises some complicated questions, most pertinently, where do they come from? Through my extensive research of 40 seconds on Google Maps, I have concluded that there is no country called Vega. There is not even a Russian-supported breakaway region recognized as sovereign only by other Russian-supported breakaway regions called Vega. As it turns out, Vega (SAO 67174) is actually a star in the center of a large, smooth circumstellar disc.
This initially seems highly unusual and ultimately is, but first, it is necessary to address the inevitable criticisms of this discovery.
1.They are not from Vega, they are just lying. They are intelligence officers, and this is their cover. This is obviously nonsense. If they were trying to keep a cover, they would just claim to be Brazilian like FSB officers do. Such an unusual claim would be antithetical to keeping a low profile; therefore, it is unlikely that they are lying.
A. They must actually be from any of the towns named Vega.
This, while plausible, is highly unlikely. Tiny islands and tiny towns even combined most certainly do not have a high probability of sending two individuals to the same place to the same organization to the same administrative division of said organization. This is only considering the Vega islands and towns of Norway and Spain as they are the only real countries
Γ. They are actually just Sovereign Citizens.
It would be obvious if they were.
Д. Vega is located 7.7 Parsecs away from the Sun. It is far too long to be a worthwhile journey. This will be discussed further, but it must be understood that this undertaking was done for a reason that we are not aware of.
With these criticisms addressed, it must be noted that the entire situation is highly unusual. The placement of two individual operatives at different times in the same location on a planet orbiting Sol indicates that something is going on. Discrete planets orbiting Vega have not necessarily been detected; however, their potential formation from dust has. Such concepts, however, are clearly misleading. The demonym used is ‘Vegan’, referring to the star itself and not an individual planet. Could this mean that they are from the star itself, or perhaps originating from the dust that orbits it? As of now, it is impossible to know but what we can be certain about is that there is likely not a planetary origin.
Whatever organization they work for must have substantial funding for aerospace development. There is no possibility that travelling 25 years at the speed of light is cheap, even in a different star system. Where did the money come from? Probably crime, but there is no way to know for sure. The important thing is that we consider the potential implications. Twentyfive years is a very long time regardless of the importance of the mission and would make the travel logistics all the more complex and expensive. What is most likely, therefore, is that faster-than-light travel was involved.
While we have absolutely no idea what they are doing here and probably never will, the extremely boring location that we find them in is clearly intentional. While it is possible that there are other tasks being covertly conducted, I suspect that the work has already been done and they are just hiding where no one will find them: the mouldy, rat infested offices of the Piere Laclede Honors College of a not-highly-regarded public university in Normandy.
This entirely supported by the faster-than-light hypothesis. Both Dan Gerth and Audri Adams are likely very dangerous drivers. They are currently hiding here from the physics police due to their severe speeding above the speed limit of 299,792,458 metres per second (which is nearly as fast as some people drive on W Florissant Avenue). Clearly, the strategy has been successful as the physics police have evidently not found them yet.
Why hide here? This is a valid question for which there is no clear answer. We cannot effectively isolate all of the possible variables, but it can be concluded that there are several likely possibilities. Firstly, all municipalities in the area have unacceptable levels of lead in the water. While this could be an effective deterrent, it is far from unique and is therefore not definitive. Secondly, they likely do not understand the concept of a university but do understand that there is no research occurring in PLHC. Thirdly, the proximity to McDonnel Douglas Boeing Defense Space and Security provides prime access to secretive government devices that can aid in faster-than-light travel.
Most importantly, however, is the room layout. C201 and C202 are located adjacent to one another and, more critically, the second floor bathroom. This is certainly a strange bathroom with two inoperative toilets, but that is exactly where the faster-than-light travel equipment is being stored as it awaits improvement and repair. You thought the toilets were just broken, but you would most certainly be wrong.
Observe Figure 1. What should be most apparent is the adjacent proximity of the second floor bathroom and C202. Presubably with wireless communications technologies, work is being done even through the walls at all times. While some of the contents of the deactivated stalls is speculative since it is unknown what happens inside, all of these things are likely guesses.
Figure 1.
Now, we must ask ourselves, what can be done about it? The probable answer is nothing. As we all know, due to special relativity, time slows down for the observer as velocity increases. When reaching the speed of light, time stops and when exceeding the speed of light, time reverses. By traveling faster than the speed of light, Dan Gerth and Audri Adams have altered their past (which is our present) and from our perspective have always been here because of that. Because their faster-than-light travel to earth has always occurred, there is no evidence that the speed was exceeded except for the equipment being stored in the second floor bathroom. This is the primary reason the physics police have not found them yet: there is no knowledge of that which has already occurred and the evidence is in an obscure place that realistically no one wants to go unless absolutely necessary.THIS SPACE LEFT
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