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Livestock “The greatest homage we can pay to truth is to use it.” – JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL FEBRUARY 15, 2015 • www. aaalivestock . com

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Digest L Volume 57 • No. 2

by Lee Pitts

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Totally Undigestible Garbage

NEWSPAPER PRIORITY HANDLING

Every five years the USDA and Health and Human Services Department publishes Dietary Guidelines for Americans. Six months from now they will jointly disseminate the 8th annual version. According to the USDA, “the Dietary Guidelines form the basis of Federal nutrition policy, education, outreach, and food assistance programs used by con-

The best way to appreciate how another person rides is to get on their horse. sumers, industry, nutrition educators, and health professionals.” These guidelines are promoted in USDA propaganda and are used to formulate Food Stamps (now known as SNAP), Women Infants and Children aid, and the School Lunch Program. “The Dietary Guidelines for Americans,” says the USDA, “provides sound advice for making food and physical activity choices that promote good health.” The facts would suggest otherwise. How odd that the period in which these Dietary Guidelines were promoted coincided with the fattening of America. So

much for promoting good health. Please note that no where has anyone stated that these dietary guidelines are supposed to be based on anything other than nutrition. Even though the Dietary Guidelines have painted a big bullseye on red meat in the past, at no time previously have these Guidelines said that we should eat less red meat because the planet was heating up, the polar bear population was decreasing (it is not), or that Hollywood was about to be inundated with sea water (we can only hope).

But all that is about to change. In the 2015 installment of the Dietary Guidelines Americans will be told they should eat less red meat for environmental reasons, such as global warming, sustainability (whatever that is), and other totally undigestible green garbage.

If It’s Green, It’s Rotten In a meeting on December 15, 2014, an advisory panel to the USDA and HHS gave clues as to what their final recommendations will be. As they have done in the past you can bet your boots we’ll hear the usual “a healthy dietary pattern includes fewer red and processed meats than are currently consumed.” But in addition to that nonsense this time beef will be dissed because red meat is not “sustainable.” Back in my college days when I was trying to formulate livestock rations in nutrition courses I don’t recall having to factor in either sustainability or global warming. continued on page two

Federal officer mistaken for fake cop BY DAN MARRIES, TUCSON NEWS NOW

A 16-year-old girl driving near Tombstone, Arizona, who thought she was pulled over by a man impersonating a police officer, was in fact, pulled over by a law enforcement officer. After further investigation, the Tombstone Marshal's Office has concluded it was a legitimate and official stop conducted by a Bureau of Land Management Officer. The girl’s claims caused enough concern that on January 28 the Cochise County Sheriff’s Department issued an advisory for drivers regarding a “suspicious subject who may be impersonating a Law

by LEE PITTS

What’s In Your Kit?

Eating Green ith all the talk about COOL and food labels swirling about I’m a little hesitant to suggest that perhaps we need one more food label. Starting immediately I strongly suggest that either of the following two labels should appear on all packages of food in big red letters: “WARNING! Letting the government tell you what to eat could be dangerous to your health and may cause death.” Or perhaps this . . . “Looking to Michelle Obama for nutritional advice is like asking her husband for suggestions on how to balance a budget.” Perhaps I should also put the following warning label on this story: “WARNING! After reading this article you may become highly agitated. Even angry. Please do not take your rage out on your spouse, your dog or the author.”

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Enforcement Officer in the Sierra Vista/Tombstone area,” followed by a description of the man. Following what she considered a suspicious stop, Jennifer Maxwell reported to authorities that a white truck pulled her over with emergency lights flashing on the dashboard. Maxwell says the man, who she says was not wearing a police uniform, had his weapon drawn and asked if she had been drinking because she appeared to be driving in and out of her lane. Maxwell says she had not been drinking and was using her brakes to the road conditions and varying speed limits. The Tombstone Marshal

was able to locate a Bureau of Land Management Officer who logged a traffic stop with Maxwell. A second driver, who was behind Maxwell at the time of the stop, was also located and interviewed. That witness confirmed the truck making the stop was a white Dodge with BLM markings on the side and front lights on the bumper. The Cochise County Sheriff's Office says the BLM officer says he did not have his service weapon drawn but that he did have his hand resting on the holster. Maxwell was notified and met with the Marshal to positively identify the BLM officer as the one who stopped her on Charleston Road.

ivestock publications this time of year often run articles on Spring calving. These articles always start with instructions to make sure your fences are tight, you are well rested, and that you are on good terms with a veterinarian so that when you call the vet at 2:00 a.m. with a calving issue he or she is going to pop right out of bed and drive 60 miles in a blizzard to your place to deliver a calf. Ha ha ha. Like that’s gonna happen. The experts suggest writing a schedule so that everyone knows what time they will be on call. For example, the schedule I always taped to our refrigerator door said that from 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. I was responsible. From 6:00 p.m. until 8:00 a.m. it was my wife’s turn to be on call. I considered this a fair division of labor because, as we all know, most heifers calve at night when it is most inconvenient and women are more rested and handle stress better than men. They are also much better at motherhood and all it entails, so it is only smart and fair that they be on call when a 600-pound heifer tries to give birth to a calf the size of a hay bale. A BIG bale. The authors of these articles suggest you have a calving kit ready. Not surprisingly, the contents of my calving kit are much more practical than the ones suggested by professors who write such columns. The Docs say you should have a box of plastic sleeves handy in case the calf is upside down or breech. But we all know how easy the sleeves break. Instead I suggest that you take a clean finger and gently poke the heifer or cow in the eyeball and as if by magic her calf will automatically right itself. Or not. Another thing they suggest is to have the proper lubricant on hand. I agree wholeheartedly and although yours may differ, I always preferred a good shot of Crown Royal as my lubricant. You’ll probably need a flashlight by your wife’s bedcontinued on page fourteen

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