Majick Eight Ball
All questions taken from the Magic 8 Ball thread at forums.nexusmag.co.nz! You can submit questions to the forum, as well as to magic8ball@nexusmag.co.nz Is sliced bread really that great? Everyone’s always banging on about how it was the coolest thing on the planet before whatever it is they’re talking about came along. IS SLICED BREAD THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA OF GREATNESS? Signs point to yes – clearly sliced bread actually exceeds the original Alpha and Omega, one Jesus H Christ. The role our new god-king Sliced Bread is to play in the apocalypse, is, however, undetermined. If sliced bread was invented before Jesus was invented, would kung fu movies be the greatest thing since Jesus instead? Concentrate and ask again – Clearly nothing outshines Sliced Bread’s convenient, crusty holiness. I believe the sheer majesty of Our Lord Sliced Bread has made your mind go all yeasty. Or maybe that’s just the Mad Cow Disease. (Maximum irony points if you actually have Mad Cow Disease.)
Do people exist solely to annoy me? Cannot predict now – this question will be answered at the end of your life. If it is true, chances are the entirety of the afterlife will be yelling “POINT AND LAUGH!” at you. Hope it’s not true. If people exist solely to annoy you, it follows that you exist solely to be annoyed by people. Which is a tiny bit sad. Is anyone at this sad excuse for a University capable of forming a logical argument? As I see it yes – but I haven’t a clue who it is. If I were them, I’d hide. If it’s you – well. You’re
a hypocrisy if I didn’t hate taxes so much. TEA PARTY!!! RON PAUL 2012! VOTE LIBERTARIANZ! Will Microsoft Word’s spelling and grammar check ever learn? As I see it yes – Around. The same time, AS, the internet, becomes a sentient Entity? However; it seems, to think, that, this, Is? A. Perfectly. Good, writing! Is the website at peteranswers.com actually psychic? It is certain – and it knew you were going
clearly a raging homo. See? All I got is ad hominem. Wait, you’re also a Nazi. Look, I got Godwin as well!
to write that before you wrote it. Ergo, it is psychic. Also, there are ghosts in my house, and the dead talk to me.
Is the situation with government bodies like the IRD laying people off the biggest hypocrisy ever? My sources say no – the biggest hypocrisy ever is J Edgar Hoover. It would be more of
Were the V8s a giant annoying waste of time and money? Yes definitely.
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