BY THE PANTHER Tip #7: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Well that’s not true obviously, what doesn’t kill you will of course make you weaker and eventually lead to the cause of your painful and humiliating death (but lets just pretend the saying is true). So, in order to make yourself more muscular you should in theory stab yourself repeatedly. Yeah, you go do that but don’t mention The Panther when you end up at the ER. I’m not going back to jail. Tip #8: Don’t be smart, dummy. It is a scientific fact that the human brain uses 40% of the bodies ATP (energy) at rest and even more at times of mental strain, so this energy is lost and not able to be converted to protein when exercising. Thus, if you use your brain you will build muscle more slowly. When it comes down to it, which would you rather? A degree of intellect, or a six-pack and a huge pair of cannons. It’s hardly a choice, is it?
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ISSUE 4 · 19 MARCH, 2007