Natural Traveler Magazine, Spring 2022

Transcription of a TV Interview: A Conversation with God (Editor’s Note: Below is the transcript of a recorded TV interview with God, taken from the hard drive of a once-prominent investigative reporter. The interview was declared bogus and never aired. Nonetheless, the reporter turned crusader against organized religion, although with little impact at changing core beliefs of the faithful.

He financed his journeys after becoming independently wealthy from a sports bet, despite the fact that his financial adviser had cautioned against placing a substantial percentage of his retirement assets on something so risky. This electronic copy of the transcript was found years after his death. Present, before the camera, is the reporter. In the control room is the program’s director, whose voice is heard over a PA intercom.)

Director He asked specifically to talk to you.

Reporter Did he give any indication of why he selected me?

Director None.

Reporter O.K. But, come on, how do we know this is legit? I mean really, God? Director I know this is a stretch, but when we got the email from him – 14