The Official Newspaper of the Cooper Yeshiva High School for Boys
Volume 19, Issue 10
Trivia Corner: Country
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Macs Basketball Team at the Tanzman Tournament
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Cooper Yeshiva Football League: Predicting the Season
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Thou Shall Not Covet: Jealousy and Contentment
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Cooper Clicks: Rabbi
Saļ¬er Class
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The YUNMUN team prepares for the competition.
Photo: Mrs. Tsuna @cyhsb_weekly
Students Prepare for Yeshiva University Model UN Competition
Amit Zalman (ā26)
Every year, our school is privileged to participate in the Yeshiva University Model United Nations (YUNMUN), an event that brings together students from across the country to engage in high-level diplomatic debates. With the competition fast approaching this coming February 23-25, our team has been diligently preparing to make a strong impression and bring home awards.
Starting in November, our team of dedicated students has been putting in signiļ¬cant eļ¬ort to sharpen their debate skills, practicing mock debate sessions, and reļ¬ning their ability to draft resolutions. This yearās boysā team consists of Amit Zalman, Akiva Levine (ā26), Jojo Ardestani (ā25), Raanan Vanderwalde (ā25), Nadav Lowell (ā25), Ethan Vanderwalde (ā25), and our newest member, Contād on next page.
Contād fom previous page. Ilan Lennon (ā27). The seniors on the team have taken on the role of captain-mentors, ensuring that younger members receive guidance and support to succeed in their respective committees.
Raanan Vanderwalde, a seasoned member and cocaptain of the team, shared his perspective on the teamās collective growth: āEverybody on the team has something to contribute to our collective success. Whether that's a captain giving advice, returning students sharing their experiences, or new students bringing their fresh perspectives, together we help each other put in maximum eļ¬ort.ā
As passionate members of the team, we have devoted several hours each week to memorizing the order of procedures and familiarizing myself with the structure of both working papers and resolutions. With the guidance of the captains and experienced members, we are honing our skills to be as prepared as possible for the upcoming conference. Newcomer Ilan Lennon expressed his appreciation for the teamās
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supportive environment: āBeing a new member of the Model UN team can often be stressful; however, our captains and other experienced members support and guide the team to being successful.ā
This year, we have been assigned to represent Indonesia and Germany, with each student selecting one country to represent in their respective committees. Delegates will strategize alliances, negotiate with other delegates, and navigate complex geopolitical challenges.
A mix of nations, YUNMUN alows our students to understand foreign nations such as Indonesia and Germany. Image: Nadav Lowel (ā25)
doesnāt test conļ¬dence at tryouts; it builds it. By the end, even the quietest voices speak with the strongest of wills.ā
Nadav Lowell, reļ¬ecting on his two years of leadership, interestingly emphasized the developmental aspect of YUNMUN: āYUNMUN is more than a competition itās a sport of growth. YUNMUN
What countryās national anthem has no oļ¬cial lyrics and is known in English as āThe Royal Marchā?
First one to email Yitzy.Ryp@mhafyos.org gets a shout out in the next issue!
Part of our preparation includes identifying which countries we can collaborate with and which may pose diplomatic challenges. Understanding these dynamics is essential to crafting strong arguments and positioning our delegation for success.
As the conference approaches, our team remains focused and determined. With countless hours of preparation behind us and a commitment to excellence, we are ready to take on YUNMUN 2025 with conļ¬dence and skill. Stay tuned for updates on our experience and achievements at the event!
Macs Basketball Team at the Tanzman Tournament
Benny Freiden (ā26) & Jack Kampf (ā26)
The Cooper Macs traveled to Detroit, Michigan, for the Tanzman Tournament this past weekend. There were six teams in the competition: Ohr Chaim from Toronto, Cooper from Memphis, Farber from Detroit, CTA from Columbus, FUCHs Mizrachi from Cleveland, and DAT from Denver. The ļ¬rst day began at 3 a.m, with a three-hour drive to Nashville. We davened shacharis at Sherith Israel in Nashville, then headed to the airport. We arrived in Detroit after a busy day of traveling and went straight to a restaurant called Kravings. From there, we played our ļ¬rst game of the tournament. We were taking on the Farber Fire and wanted to beat them to start the tournament oļ¬ strong. Unfortunately, we couldnāt
only trailed by eleven at halftime, but our exhaustion got the best of us, and we fell short in game one. The next day, we played in the early game against CTA. We played our best game of the tournament in a blowout win over CTA. We then went home to get ready for shabbos. Shabbos meals and davening were held at the Young Israel of Oak Park, and it was a beautiful shabbos. They had a rule that only three kids per team could sit at a table, allowing us to make new friends and connections from diļ¬erent
the whole parsha, and Ethan Vanderwalde (ā25) led mincha. We played in the ļ¬rst game slot Saturday night in a muchanticipated matchup against Ohr Chaim. Nathan Greenbaum (MHA ā21), who formerly attended the CYHSB, now plays on Ohr Chaim, and we knew it would be a fun game. We were neck- to-neck for the most part, and we were even winning for most of the second half. With two minutes left and us down by two, Nathan ļ¬red a three to put Ohr Chaim up by ļ¬ve and secure a win for Ohr Chaim. It was a bittersweet moment. The next day, we would play in a rematch with Ohr Chaim in the thirdplace match. It was a great scoring game for us, but the Macs were out of steam and ultimately fell short. We are so thankful to our coaches, Kobi Pinto and David Winestone, as well as the entire Detroit community for hosting a fantastic event.
The Macs go in for a huddle. Photo: JJ Stein (ā25)
The team reunites with former Maccabee Nathan Greenbaum (MHA ā21)
Photo: JJ Stein (ā25)
Cooper Yeshiva Football League: Predicting the Season
Ethan VanderWalde (ā25)
Fans young and old have been waiting for this moment since the start of this school year. Many hours have been spent wondering who will emerge victorious this season, and what will the teams look like? Well, I can tell you that the wait is ļ¬nally over. The Cooper Yeshiva Football League (CYFL) is back in full swing as it enters its fourth week, and the competition is better than ever. This year there are ļ¬ve teams competing, allowing for two games a week, with one team on a bye. In this article I will introduce each team, analyze their strengths and weaknesses, and ultimately predict who will have the honor of being this yearās CYFL champions.
The ļ¬rst team I will look at is Wananās Goats. With veteran captain and CYFL commissioner Raanan VanderWalde (ā25) at their head, Wananās Goats are sure to have a more organized and steady style of play. Star quarterback Gavi Lichter (ā27) will ļ¬nd plenty of options with wide receivers Yehuda (ā27) and Dotan Weiss (ā27) (not brothers), and they can employ plenty of play-action sets with Yakir Rovner (ā28) as running back. On defense, a combination of quick ļ¬aggrabbing and aggressiveness will work in their favor. However, while this team has an abundance of skill and passion,
they are on the slower end, and might have some trouble catching up to faster teams.
The Goldkids are led by captain Raļ¬ Goldkin (ā25), who has never lost a game of CYFL in all four seasons heās played. Will this year be the downfall of his streak? Probably not. Raļ¬ is joined by quarterback Benny Frieden ( ā26 ) and wide receiver Ra ļ¬ Davidovics ( ā26 ) , both of whom have played and succeeded in CYFL for the past three years. They also have experienced players Jojo Ardestani ( ā25 ) and Yitzy Ryp (ā25) on the team. This makes them the oldest and most experienced team in the CYFL. Goldkin and Frieden can switch oļ¬ in the roles of quarterback and wide receiver, and Goldkinās explosive running speed and quick thinking is a major challenge for every team they play. Out of any other team, this one has the best chance of winning the championship, and
Flinkenstein (ā25) moonwalks on air while Raļ¬ Goldkin (ā25) goes in for a hug.
Photo: JJ Stein (ā25)
might even win every game along the way.
Lowellās Lightning, captained by Nadav Lowell (ā25), is a dynamic and aggressive team. They have strategic playmaker Jonah Siegel (ā27) as their quarterback, as well as wide receiver Ilan Lennon (ā27), who is a force to be reckoned with on both oļ¬ense and defense. Baruch Finkelman (ā25) and Avigdor
Gedaliah
Zweihorn (ā27) ļ¬ll out the roster as good pass options, and are reliable ļ¬ag -grabbers on defense. This team has a lot of potential as a defensive/ defensive force, but will need to prove themselves in the game, and until then I would rank them below other teams.
Flinkās Flamingos have a stacked roster this year, complete with captain and prowide receiver Gedaliah Flinkenstein (ā25), quarterback Eli Weisfogel (ā27), and shifty playmaker Daniel Kahane (ā27).
They also have Eitan Braverman (ā28) and Chaggai Yorav (ā28) to assist with oļ¬ensive and defensive plays. Flinkās Flamingos are a top contender in this yearās CYFL, and although they had a lackluster start to the seasonāwith an 0-2 recordāI wouldnāt count them out just yet.
The last team, Vandyās Venom, is the breakout team of the year, with a startling 2-0 record. This team is led by myself and CYFL 1st-pick wide receiver Jack Kampf (ā26).
Quarterback Tzvi Bleier (ā27) leads the league in touchdown passes, generating videos that have gone viral in the CYFL community. Accompanied by skilled receiver Akiva Levine (ā26), and tight end Jack Ardestani (ā27), this team has an amazing dynamic both on and oļ¬ the ļ¬eld. Vandyās Venom has been making waves in the league with their incredible playmaking abilities, and if any team has the chance to compete with the Goldkids, itās this one.
Lowel ās Lightning huddles up to secure the win in the second half.
Photo: JJ Stein (ā25)
Ethanās Rankings (% chance of winning Championship):
Thou Shall Not Covet: Jealousy and Contentment
Raļ¬ Goldkin (ā25)
When a lot of people read the commandment in Parshas Yisro not to be jealous of your friends and not to want what they have, a shock comes over us. How am I supposed to control what I am feeling? The Ibn Ezra acknowledges this and provides us with a parable.
Imagine a destitute man who lives o ļ¬ of the trash in his small village. One day, he sees the beautiful prince and princess passing by in their elegant carriage. Now surely, this peasant will not be jealous of the prince because he realizes that there is never a chance in the world a man like him could be with the princess.
The Gemara in Beitzah teaches us that a person's income is set for him on Rosh
One must consider the balance between contentment and jealousy. Image: ChatGPT
So too, says the Ibn Ezra, Hashem portions each person with their own belongings, each carefully measured. If a person accustoms himself to feeling that it is not rational to have what your friend has, then he will never be jealous. Hashem measures out what belongs to us exactly, and what belongs to our friends should never come into our property because it's not for us. As the Mishnah in Avos tells us, āWho is rich? One that is happy with his lot.ā
Hashanah. Whatever we deserve to make this year and whatever we will be able to aļ¬ord is decreed by Hashem. Therefore, trying to take from your friend is not going to help because if Hashem wants you to have the same, it will come to you without trickery. The Rambam, however, writes that just being jealous of your friend is not violating this transgression, but rather pressuring your friend into selling you something that he
did not want to sell is transgressing this violation. The Aruch Hashulchan explains that being jealous of a Torah scholar's knowledge is not violating this transgression and is actually something that can help you grow yourself. Rashi tells us that the verse āDonāt stray after your heart and after your eyesā is telling us that when we put our eyes on something, on somebody else's stuļ¬, our heart begins to want it, and then our body acts and performs the transgression, i.e., of taking other peopleās property. There were once two merchants that lived in a small village together. Each merchant sold the same produce and ran the same business. However, one of their businesses proļ¬ted while the other deteriorated. Over time, the poor merchant became jealous of the aļ¬uent merchant. He decided that he would consult the town's Rav. The next day, he traveled to the Ravās small house on the outskirts of the town and presented him with the question, āWhy is it fair that I make nothing while the other merchant is so successful?ā
The Rav handed the poor man a mirror and told him to stand beside the window. āWhat do you see when you look in the mirror?ā asked the Rav. āMyself,ā answered the merchant. āAnd what do you see when you look through the window?ā āThe trees and the
sky,ā answered the merchant. The Rav went on, āThey are both made of glass, but when you put silver behind the glass, it blinds you to the good outside and makes you only focus on yourself.ā So too, we sometimes cover up our windows with silver so that it is
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impossible to be happy for other people. Instead, the silver makes us only see ourselves. Let us try this Shabbos to remove the silver and rejoice in other people's accomplishments as well.
Top Right: Benny Freiden (ā26) sleeping oļ¬ a tosfot.
Top Left: Raļ¬ Goldkin (ā25) forgot to chazer last night.
Bottom: Jack Kampf (ā26) found a Ran (Talmudic Commentary).
As we enjoy the next issue of the CYHSB Weekly, it would be impossible to ignore the energy coursing through our school. From the YUNMUN team enhancing their diplomatic strategies to the MACās duking it out at Tanzman or the CYFL season heating up to full swing, this issue delves into the dedication and spirit of our student body and their wide range of extracurricular endeavors. Similarly to the spirit of competition in the Weekly, the dvar explores the balance between jealousy and contentment we learn from this the middot of not just hard work and accomplishment but also personal growth along the way. Our students will take this to heart, on and oļ¬ the court, in the weeks to come.
