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are you a tenacious salesman? are you passionate about cannabis? and visit with friends. I say goodbye to the Tallfor 1000watts is looking Girl at Kadinsky, have some Belgian French fries Advertising Agents in with Belgian mayonnaise, and call it a night. I every state. have to get up at five in the morning to make my flight back to Boston. Some people stay up all night, but why? You think you’re going to sleep on the flight home? Remember how miserable it was sitting in coach on the way over? Guess what it’s like going back, half dead, and looking like hell? I’ve done it both ways and having a few hours of horizontal time helps cope with the vertical torture you’re about to endure as you fly out of Schiphol Airport and home. I also suggest some quality time and sweet dreams with Mr. Xananx and Mr. Hash Brownie on the way back. Unless you’re lucky enough to get upgraded, the flight back takes an eternity. Even flight attendants will testify under oath that flying in coach is the most horrible experience they’ve had in the air. Flying high on the ground in Amsterdam, however, is one of the best. Enjoy your next flight. If you’re lucky, you’ll be there for Queens Day, which is a notch more nuts than New Year’s Eve is, and besides, it lasts longer. And no, I don’t know if tourists will be banned from “visiting” the coffeeshops forever starting at midnight next New Year’s Eve. Amsterdam might be left alone, but at this stage no one knows yet when the verdict will be in. You just might want to make your reservations now or give a shout out to the Pot Gods to intervene on your behalf as well as on behalf of the City of Amsterdam’s potent billion dollar bank account. An account supported solely by the tolerant soft drug and equal access policy. In fact, banning tourists might violate the charter of the European Union, so we’ll see. Not even The Hague would be that stupid. Would they? See you on Queen’s Day
One Love, Charles 37