Dream // Meagan Crawmer

What is the weirdest dream you have ever experienced in your life? Well, for me, there’s been a lot of them. It’s either I have gory nightmares or the weirdest dreams you couldn’t possibly imagine! People normally say, “I’m sure you just made that up.” Ha, nope! Definitely not! I ask people, “What are your dreams?” and they say something like, “Oh I had a dream about being in the army and I was completely naked. No clothes in sight!” Then I say out loud, “That’s not even weird. Do you want to know what is weird?” and they say yeah. So are you ready to hear my dream? Let’s go! I call this the Victoria Secret dream! So, I wake up in the afternoon at my house, I head down the stairs and look at the table that has a picnic covering on top. Then I see my dog, Lucky. Surprisingly he’s flying with literally no wings at all! He shockingly speaks and says, “Why hello, Meagan. Are you ready for your day?” I look into his eyes with my own eyes widened in shock. “Uuuuhhhh, yes?” BOOM! We then teleport into the Apple Blossom Walking Mall. Everything looked the same as in real life, BUT the one thing that looks completely different is a Starbucks just standing in the middle of nowhere. So what happens next? The dog speaks and says, “Are you ready for some Starbucks? I know I am!” What do I say to that? So I head into the back of the Starbucks and look around, “I don’t even know how to make anything.” Lucky laughs at me and rolls his eyes still flying up in the air, “Well of course you don’t, silly. You know you can control your dreams, right? So think of what you want and let it come to you.” I then slap my forehead and say, “You’re right!” I think, I think, and I think even more until I get what I want! A chocolate bean frappuccino with no coffee. Pretty basic, I know. POOF, it appears in my hand! “I told you,” Lucky smirks while bending his arms and sipping his black coffee.

Suddenly, he snaps his fingers and we appear in Victoria Secret. “What are we doing here?!” I speak in a shocked tone. Lucky groans and speaks up, “We need to get you something HOT for your mans!” I look up at him, questioning what the heck he means. “Mans? I don’t have a man. What are you on about?!” I give him a weirded out look. This must be a dream? Instantly, Lucky abruptly shouts, “Well, duh. I mean your future mans. Come on, pretty lady. Let’s get you some lingerie!” I think to myself, ‘He’s possessed. He’s got to be possessed.’ I stumble over my own two feet as I follow Lucky’s lead. He shuffles through some nice fabriced ones and says, “Ooooh that will do nicely,” he quickly tosses a white and red lace pair into my face. “Wow, thanks a lot!” He nods and flies over to more pairs. After a few hours of looking at some things, he shoves me into the changing area and tells me to get in a stall. I roll my eyes and ignore him as I walk into one. Instantly I see this huge elephant as I enter. “Hey, I’m getting dressed here,” the elephant remarks. I look all the way up into his eyes, “How the heck did you get in here? And wait, elephants are always bare!” The dude ignores my comment and keeps on getting dressed. “Hello, I’m talking to you!” The elephant finally looks down at me and gives me a death glare. “Oh I know. But either way, let me get changed. I’m trying to get ready for my date.” I give him a, what the heck kind of look. “Yeah, and I’m getting married,” I sarcastically remark. “Now it’s my turn to get dressed.” And BAM! I wake up! What was your weirdest dream? -Meagan Crawmer