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hatever you think about Sweden and what we did, you have to realize that we had a great society first,” Johan Norberg, a Swedish historian, filmmaker, and Cato Institute senior fellow, said in a recent lecture titled “No, Bernie! Scandinavia Is Not Socialist! Liberals like Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., frequently hold up Scandinavian countries as successful experiments in “democratic socialism.” A historian and native Swede, however, is speaking out against their failure to observe the clear capitalistic traits of Scandinavian markets. ”“We were incredibly wealthy, we trusted each other socially, there was a decent life for everybody. That’s what made it possible to experiment with socialism; then it began to undermine many of those preconditions,” Norberg said during the June 20 event hosted by The Fund for American Studies and the office of Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky.

It appears both Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez have missed the point, according to the historian. I think that countries like Denmark and Sweden do very well. I think it depends on what we mean by socialism. If we mean socialism is what the old Soviet Union was, that’s not my thing. If you think of socialism as what China is, that’s not my view. My view is that you have an economy in which you have wealth being created by the private sector, but you have a fair distribution of that wealth, and you make sure the most vulnerable people in this country are doing well. Earlier this year, Ocasio-Cortez said in a “60 Minutes” interview that her policies “most closely resemble what we see in the U.K., in Norway, in Fin-

land, in Sweden.” However, the Constitutional Rights Foundation explains how the Swedish government places its heaviest taxes on the middle and lower classes, and all of the benefits they have such as universal health care and

government-sponsored college education comes from steep taxes. Norberg pointed to the same data in his speech. According to a Tax Foundation report, “Scandinavian income taxes raise a lot of revenue because they are actually rather flat. In other words, they tax most people at these high rates, not just high-income taxpayers.“The bottom line: Copy the Nordic model if you like, but understand that it entails a lot of capitalism and pro-business policies, a lot of taxation on middle-class spending and wages, minimal reliance on corporate taxation, and plenty of copays and deductibles in its health care system,” the J.P. Morgan report adds.”



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ince the late 1920s, the Soviet Union, through its intelligence services, used Russian and foreign-born nationals as well as Communist, and people of American origin to perform espionage activities in the United States.] These various espionage networks had contact with various U.S. government agencies, transmitting to Moscow information that would have been deemed confidential. One chief aim was the infiltration, placement, and subversion of American political life at all levels of society in what KGB defectors from the Soviet

Union described as their active measures and psychological warfare assignment; accounting for 85% of all KGB activities. The processes is identified by Yuri Bezmenhof, a defector from the Soviet KGB, who put the process into the four stages “destabilize, demoralize, crisis, normalization” where an enemy country would be transitioned to communism over several decades. During the Second World War, Soviet espionage agents obtained classified reports on electronic advances in radio-beacon artillery fuses by Emerson Radio, including a complete proximity fuse (reportedly the same fuse design that was later installed on Soviet anti-aircraft

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missiles to shoot down Francis Gary Powers’s U-2 in 1960) Spies Today Far more than 100 Russian spies are on American soil masquerading as diplomats. The U.S. said it kicked out 60, so even after they’re gone, at least 40 will ostensibly remain, free to roam Washington and other major U.S. cities under the official imprimatur of their nation’s foreign ministry.

spies overseas disguised as diplomats — including the U.S. When spies are discovered, it’s often more fruitful to follow them discreetly than to expel them. The cat-and-mouse game of counterespionage is about understanding who that officer is in touch with.

So if they’re truly spies and the United States knows it, why not expel them all? The answer, experts say, is that espionage, while murky, potentially distasteful and often illegal, is an accepted international practice. All countries spy and most, if not all, send

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MUHAMMAD ALI is Number One Who Are The Other Greatest Boxers Of All-Time?

Here’s another fighter from back in the day who had an absolutely amazing win-to-loss ratio. Many consider Archie Moore the most celebrated light heavyweight of all-time. Moore was a defensive mastermind who had a chin made of steel. His nickname was “The Old Mongoose,” and he recorded the most knockouts in boxing history, 131. After 219 professional fights, Moore decided Boxing is not a subjective sport by any to hang it up in 1963. He was placed in the Hall of Fame in 1990. means. If you’re a winner, the statistics will back that up without a doubt. Some Sugar Ray Leonard – 36 Wins, 3 Losses fighters will talk a big game, but their How’s this as a segue to your profestalent or stat sheet won’t even be close to backing it up. Then you have your stars sional career? Sugar Ray Leonard won a gold medal at the 1976 Olympics in who are highly skilled and generations Montreal before debuting as profesof future fighters, fans, and analysts sional in 1977. Often overlooked due to respect for decades. Who are the best boxers of all-time? A consensus number his boyish appearance, he was not to be one is none other than Muhammad Ali, messed with. When it was all said and but who else is the mix? Perhaps Manny done, Leonard won five world titles in five different weight classes. Leonard Pacquiao? was also named the Boxer of the Decade Sugar Ray Robinson – 173 Wins, 19 Losses for the ’80s and was the first fighter to earn more than $100 million in purses. There was no other quite like Sugar Ray Robinson when he was in his prime. Robinson would outlast his foes and be- Roberto Duran – 103 Wins, 16 Losses Roberto Duran earned the nickname came an unrivaled boxer. Many applaud him as the clear-cut pound-for-pounder of “Manos de Piedra,” which translate to Hands of Stone, thanks to his tremenin boxing history.He wasn’t just a good brawler, he was extraordinary. His versa- dous punching power. Hailing from Pantility helped him outclass his opponents ama, Duran was an incredible brawler in the welterweight, lightweight, middle- with the perfect set of skills that helped weight, and light-heavyweight divisions. him slip punches easily. Hands of Stone was a four-weight If it weren’t for the next person on this world champion whose signature victory list, Robinson could have easily been was against Sugar Ray Leonard for the number one overall… welterweight title. Duran outmaneuvered Leonard and handed him his first Joe Louis – 66 Wins, 3 Losses professional loss after a 15-round unaniWhen mous decision. we say Joe Louis was Julio Cesar Chavez – 107 Wins, 6 Losses virtually Julio Cesar Chavez was an impresunstoppable in the ring, sive boxer. He went on a streak of 87 consecutive wins to start his career — a we mean remarkable feat. The record was blemthat. After he obtained ished after a controversial draw with Pernell Whitaker in 1993.Four months the heavyweight title after that draw, the legend from Mexico lost a split decision to Frankie Randall, from James J. Braddock in 1937, he and it seemed like Chavez was human successfully went on to defend the title after all. As you see by the record, he still 26 times. And what was more amazing was a bad man in the ring and became a about Louis is the fact that he became Hall of Famer. somewhat of a domestic hero as an African American. He beat down German Floyd Mayweather - 50 wins, 0 Losses fighter Max Schmeling in 124 seconds Many consider Floyd Mayweather Jr., to become a historical figure in boxing. Ronald Reagan posthumously awarded a professional boxer, to be one of the sport’s best defensive fighters. His record him a Congressional Gold Medal in is stellar: He has never lost a fight, post1982. ing 50 wins, including 27 KOs, and no Archie Moore – 186 Wins, 23 Losses losses. Famer in 2011. 4 August 15, 2019


Joe Frazier – 32 Wins, 4 Losses

You know he’s a great boxer when only Muhammad Ali and George Foreman are the ones to hand you defeat. Joe Frazier had two losses from Foreman and Ali but would terrorize his other opponents, handing out 27 knockouts. Frazier was also a gold medalist at the 1964 Olympics. Pugilists were very cautious of Frazier’s left hook because it could have very well left you unconscious. He earned the nickname “Smokin’ Joe” and landed in the World Boxing Hall of Fame and the International Boxing Hall of Fame.

Bernard Hopkins – 55 Wins, 8 Losses

Bernard Hopkins didn’t learn to box traditionally. He was taught at Graterford Prison while serving an 18-year sentence. Upon his release in 1988, Hopkins debuted and soon became one of history’s best pound-for-pound boxers. Hopkins earned the nickname “The Alien” as he used great fundamentals to topple some of the best fighters in the world like Oscar De La Hoya and Winky Wright. Hopkins also had another remarkable accomplishment of defending his middleweight belt for a record 20 consecutive times.

Manny Pacquiao – 60 Wins, 7 Losses

The Filipino boxer, Manny Pacquiao seemingly does it all. Not only is he one of the best fighters to step in the ring, but he also has a seat in Congress for his country. Many consider him the greatest Asian boxer ever. Pacquiao is an 11-time world champion and the only one to hold eight-division world championships in history. He is a southpaw boxer with quick hand speed, punching power and amazing stamina combined with footwork. ESPN had Pacquiao ranked at number two for their 2016 list of best pound-for-pound fighters in the last 25 years.

What would the Chargers do without star running back Melvin Gordon? The results were mostly positive, with the team rushing for 88 yards before most of the offensive starters were pulled midway through the second quarter. Tranquill was one of the bright spots during Thursday’s preseason opener against the Cardinals. The former Notre Dame product’s hard work was recognized by the coaching staff and because of it, he earned reps with the first-team at middle linebacker last night. He blew up a run on one play, which is a familiar sight to all. Look for the rookie to get a good amount of playing time this Sunday against the Saints, as he continues to make an effort to creep up the depth chart. The Chargers showed that they don’t need Joey Bosa and Melvin Ingram on the field at all times to get after the quarterback last Thursday. Led by Uchenna Nwosu, Isaac Rochell and Chris Peace, there was a ton of pressure generated. Last night at practice was defensive end Anthony Lanier who stole the show. Lanier had back-to-back sacks off the left edge on second and third down in the team’s 7-on-7 drill. Free safety Nasir Adderley, linebacker Kyzir White, defensive end Patrick Afriyie and cornerback Trevor Williams did not practice on Monday. The standout from Thursday undrafted free agent Chris Peace left practice with his left thigh wrapped. Coach Anthony Lynn said that he has a groin injury. •


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with hourly prices that went over $1,000. She collected client details in a massive black book that would make most other madams jealous. On the side, she built in enough leisure time to date baseball star Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez. After spending four months on Rikers Island for promoting prostitution, she came out and decided to focus on running for governor instead of doing the governor. She now represents the Anti-Prohibition Party. Though chances of her being elected are remote, she wouldn’t be the first madam to make it in politics.

Making money off the world’s oldest profession might just be the world’s oldest business. With profits ranging from 40% to nearly 100%, pimping’s money lures in all kinds of characters. Women, in fact, have become just as notorious as men in the business — just ask Heidi Fleiss. Whether they’ve run with criminals, serviced politicians, or owned a famous Robert Muller and brothel, the pimps and madams below The Manhattan Madam have earned themselves a spot in US history. Davis, a savvy businesswoman, earned ‘Manhattan Madam’: I don’t have anymillions through her high-end business, thing on Russian collusion.

Before ‘Manhattan Madam,’ Kristin Davis testifies before special counsel Robert Mueller’s grand jury, she told NBC News’ Anna Schecter that she was not in contact with Roger Stone in the time leading up to the 2016 election.

Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel Audiences remember Stan Laurel as the mild-mannered, bumbling foil from the double act Laurel & Hardy. The real Laurel, however, was a hard-drinking womanizer who often displayed a violent temper. This became quite clear during his divorce from his third wife, Vera Shuvalova. Laurel was loud and angry when he drank, and Shu-

valova was the same. This often resulted in shouting matches that occasionally turned violent. Both Stan and Vera found themselves in court for drunk driving on separate occasions. When Shuvalova was charged, she claimed that she had to flee for her life when Laurel came after her with a gun. Papers reported that Shuvalova once was saved by friends after Laurel dug a grave in the backyard, claiming that he intended to bury her alive. Their divorce agreement contained a clause forbidding Shuvalova from publishing anything related to their marriage.

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‘We believe that all men have certain unalienable rights. Yet many Americans do not enjoy those rights. We believe that all men are entitled to the blessings of liberty. Yet millions are being deprived of those blessings—not because of their own failures, but because of the color of their skin.’ Lyndon Baines Johnson

36th U.S. President November 22, 1963 – January 20, 1969

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38th U.S. Vice President January 20, 1965 – January 20, 1969

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• P resident Johnson announces he will not seek or accept presidential renomination. • Martin Luther King, Jr., civil rights leader, is slain in Memphis. • James Earl Ray, indicted in King murder, is sentenced to 99 years.

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• S en. Robert F. Kennedy is shot and critically wounded in Los Angeles hotel after winning California primary (June 5)—dies June 6. Background: Timeline of Kennedy tragedies • North Korea seizes US Navy ship Pueblo; holds 83 on board as spies

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THE F-35 JOINT STRIKE FIGHTER The F-35 could make some neighborhoods in the U.S. unlivable America’s newest jet fighter is a technological marvel, but is it too noisy to live near? The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is designed to fight and win against the most technologically advanced adversaries in the world. One opponent it wasn’t ready for, however, was suburban sprawl. Across America, communities living near Air Force, Navy, and Marine Corps bases up in arms over the single seat fighter flying over and near their neighborhoods, disrupting the tranquility of their homes and subjecting them to “vacuum cleaner” levels of noise. The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is equipped with one of the most powerful military aircraft engines in the world. Making the F-35 a single engine fighter ensured the need for a particularly powerful engine. The Pratt & Whitney F135 engine delivers 43,000 pounds of thrust, single-handedly propelling a 70,000-pound aircraft, laden with weapons and fuel through the air with the power and agility to defeat threats. Stars and Stripes reports on communities

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near Boise, Idaho and their effort to identify the noise impact of F-35 basing at Boise Airport. The Pentagon is considering basing an Air National Guard F-35 unit at Boise Airport, and a 1,099-page environmental impact statement for the base has some grim news. “The statement

said 272 households with about 665 people would regularly be subjected to noise as loud as a vacuum cleaner 3 feet away. ”Those houses would likely become unlivable. Nearby schools would experience “speech interference,” meaning it would become difficult to hold conversations at a normal volume. One of the F-35’s lesser known problems, at least on a national level, is how noisy it is. This has become an issue in communities surrounding military air bases around the country. As the F-35 is set to replace older jets such as the F-16 Fighting Falcon, AV-8B Harrier,

and F/A-18 Hornet, communities are organizing against a jet many see as a threat to their quality of life. The problem started after World War II, as cities declined as popular areas for settlement and a demand for single family homes in suburban areas grew. Suburban sprawl tilted towards cheap land and inexorably closed in on military bases. Many military bases across America, often built miles from population centers, are now practically ringed with

civilian communities. The situation in Boise mirrors that in other communities across America. In Vermont, the “Green Mountain Boys” of the Vermont Air National Guard are trading in their F-16s for eighteen F-35s, and neighbors around Burlington International Airport are unhappy with reports that 962 units of housing will be affected by noise issues. Residents living near Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort in South Carolina expressed similar concerns although those have seemingly died down. Some residents in and around Madison, Wisconsin — a competitor for the same F-35 jets as Boise — also expressed the same concerns (though that being said, public commentary ran 4:1 in support of the jets.) •


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A 90-year-old woman goes to the doctor. Doctor, I can’t stop farting. Sure they don’t smell and make no noise but still I can’t take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Doctor, what did you do to me not only am I still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well, now about your hearing...


A blind man with an assistance dog was getting ready to cross the street. When the dog took him across he almost got ran over by the traffic and the cars where sliding everywhere to avoid hitting him. When he got to the other side, he took out a treat to give to the dog. A spectator who saw what happened couldn’t believe his eyes. He ran over to the blind man and said, “Sir, why are you rewarding that dog, he almost got you killed?” The blind man replied, “I’m trying to find his head so I can kick him in his ass!”


A little kid sends a letter to Santa that says: “Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas.” Santa writes back, “Dear Timmy send me your mommy.”


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and

It’s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, “No, the seat’s empty.” “The first man exclaims, “What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?” The neighbor responds, “Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven’t been together.” The first man responds,” I’m sorry to hear that. Wasn’t there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could’ve taken that seat?” The neighbor responds, “No, they’re all at the funeral.”


Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, “Oh, we haven’t got any condoms. I’ll ring down to room service.” He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, “OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?” “No,” he says, “I’ll suffocate!”


There were two retired men. One of the men said “I feel like a newborn baby.” The other man asked why. The man said, “I have no hair, no teeth, and I just peed in my pants.”


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.” The Tennessee contractor also

does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.” The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.” The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?” The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.” “Done!” replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.



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The rules to play Sudoku are quite simple. Fill in the blanks so that each row, each column, and each of the nine 3x3 grids contain one instance of each of the number 1 through 9. DOWN 1. Voucher 2. Stow, as cargo 3. Not under 4. Fly high 5. Panache 6. Gunfights 7. Procession 8. Incite 9. Relating to Moses 10. Muscle-building exercises 11. Female demon

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42. 3-banded armadillo 45. Stress 48. Epitomize 51. To scatter about 52. Crown 53. Not outer 55. S-shaped moldings 58. Skilled 59. Sea eagle 60. Walk in water 61. At the peak of 62. Ouches

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