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WHAT ARE THE ODDS AFTER WOODSâ€™ WIN?
fter winning the Tour Championship on Sunday for his first victory in five years, Tiger Woods is favored to beat Phil Mickelson in their Nov. 23 $9 million match-play event. According to Golf Odds, Woods is the -220 (5-11) favorite, while Mickelson is a +180 (9-5) underdog. The winner-take-all match will take place at Shadow Creek Golf Course in Las Vegas and air on pay-per-view via both B/R Live and DirecTV. Woods beat Billy Horschel by two strokes to win the Tour Championship, and he fell just short of winning the FedEx Cup as well. Justin Rose made a birdie on No. 18 to win the FedEx Cup, forcing ODDS, continued on Page 9
WOODS WOWS MICKELSON AHEAD OF BOUT
iger Woods won his first golf tournament in more than five years Sunday â€” and seemed to get the last laugh on his detractors in a viral video. Skratch TV posted a parody video on Twitter showing Woods watching several media members, from ESPNâ€™s Stephen A. Smith to FOX Sportsâ€™ Shannon Sharpe, saying Woods would never win again and he should retire. Woods stayed mum through the entire segment and at the end of the clip he broke into a glowing smile. The video was inspired by a 2017 clip of Woods watching a PGA TV ad that featured other big names in golf, like Phil Mickelson and Jordan Spieth, discussing how hard it is to win a tournament. That video ended with Woods smiling when the ad revealed his own victory record â€” then an impressive 79 tour wins. Woods shot a one-over par 71 at East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta on Sunday to wrap up an emotional two-shot victory over Billy Horschel at the season-ending Tour Championship.
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The weekend win marked Woodsâ€™ milestone 80th victory on the PGA Tour and his first since the 2013 Bridgestone Invitational. Phil Mickelson also ended the longest drought of his career with a playoff victory in the WGC-Mexico Championship,Mickelson, who closed with a 5-under 66, won for the first time since the 2013 Open Championship at Muirfield, a stretch of 101 tournaments worldwide. After playing with Tiger Woods, Patrick Reed and Bryson DeChambeau on Tuesday ahead of the 2018 Ryder Cup, Phil Mickelson joked about his upcoming Thanksgiving Day â€œThe Matchâ€? with Tiger Woods for $1 million. At a press conference, Mickelson was asked by teammate Patrick Reed if heâ€™s â€œnervousâ€? for the highly anticipated Thanksgiving faceoff. â€œIâ€™m trying to negotiate a shot a side,â€? Mickelson said. â€œIt didnâ€™t go over well, but Iâ€™m still working on it. Iâ€™ve got some negotiating to do, given how well he played last week.â€?
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â€˜LIFE ITSELFâ€™ REMINDS US WEâ€™RE ALL CONNECTED
BY JERI JACQUIN MILITARY PRESS
n theaters from writer/director Dan Fogelman, Stage 6 Films and Amazon Studios is a look at the connecting we all have to â€œLife Itself.â€? Will (Oscar Isaac) and Abby (Olivia Wilde) are New Yorkers who have a love that is enriched with laughter, love and the arrival of their first child. Thatâ€™s what makes it all the more difficult for Will to handle Abby leaving him. Dr. Cait Morris (Annette Bening) is treating Will to help him deal with his life since leaving the hospital by talking about how they met. Javier (Sergio Peris-Mencheta) is a worker on an olive farm who captures the attention of owner Saccione (Antonio Banderas). Taking Javier under his wing, it changes life and allows him to bring a good life to wife Isabel (Laia Costa). Raising their young son Rigo (Adrian Marrero), a trip to New York would change his world entirely. Rigo (Alex Monner) is thrilled to be going to college but soon discovers that olive business to be with her. Dylan (Olivia Cooke) is a young his mother is not well. The young man must decide whether to give up on his woman being raised by grandfather dream or continue learning about the Irwin (Mandy Patinkin). As the years
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tionship she has with Isaacâ€™s character because it doesnâ€™t feel forced but in fact seems easy. The banter these two actors shares gave me a lot to laugh about. Bening as Dr. Morris has a short role but one that goes deep inside what is troubling Will. Her concern comes through as not only genuine but thought out. Peris-Mencheta as Javier is a quiet spirit who doesnâ€™t believe he needs to share his story â€” with anyone. That is the problem with his relationships with both his wife and boss. Staying quiet when he should be speaking up is what brings him the biggest pains of his life. Banderas as Saccione is opposite of
pass she tries to find herself in different ways much to the worry of Irwin. After a night of feeling that life has treated her a bit unfairly, Dylan meets a young man and life begins to find its center. Finding love, understanding, life as well as the humanity to bear it all knows no bounds. Isaac as Will almost killed me in this role. Of course I realize that writer/director Fogelman is responsible for the hit television series â€œThis is Usâ€? which also kills me so I should have expected it. That being said, Isaac in this role just knocks me around emotionally and then leaves me to deal with the aftermath. Strong, powerful and brilliant is all I can say. Wilde as Abby is sweet, very funny, endearing and quick. I love the rela-
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Cosby to keep star on Walk of Fame CHAMBER: â€˜PART OF HISTORIC FABRICâ€™
ill Cosby is about to spend the next three to 10 years in prison for sexual assault, but that doesnâ€™t seem to phase the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce in the least bit. In a statement Tuesday, officials said the convicted comedian would be allowed to keep his star on the Walk of Fame â€” despite widespread calls to remove it. â€œThe stars only commemorate the recipientâ€™s professional acBill Cosby complishments,â€? the statement said, describing the Walk of Fame as a â€œhistorical record of entertainment figures past and present.â€? â€œOnce installed, the stars become part of the historic fabric of the Walk of Fame â€Ś and are intended to be permanent,â€? officials added. â€œIt is regrettable when the personal lives of inductees do not measure up to public standards and expectations; however, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce does not remove stars from the Walk of Fame.â€? A petition had been submitted on Monday, urging commerce officials to scrub Cosbyâ€™s name off for good after numerous attacks on the star â€” including one where the words â€œserial rapistâ€? were scrawled on it. â€œThis is America,â€? wrote one Twitter user on Tuesday. â€œWe champion our predators.â€? Cosby, 81, was slapped with a threeto 10-year prison sentence after being convicted of felony aggravated indecent assault. He was also declared a sexually violent predator.
WHEN RENO WAS KING
BY HOWARD HIAN MILITARY PRESS
lthough the Gold Rush first brought prospectors to California looking to make their fortunes, the Reno area exploded with the discovery of silver at the Comstock Lode. Then came the entrepreneurs (think Leviâ€™s blue jeans), prostitutes and shady characters. Illegal gambling parlors sprung up â€” it was truly the Wild West. By the 1920s, Reno was referred to as Sodom and Gomorra. Bankers laundered money for Baby Face Nelson, Ma Barkerâ€™s gang, Alvin Karpis and Pretty Boy Floyd. All forms of gambling were legalized in Nevada in 1931. The Smith family, owners of Haroldâ€™s Club, soon realized that the golden goose was luring people from California to visit their casino in Reno. The Smiths were pioneers in terms of advertising, including roadside billboards and promotions. Their marketing efforts heralded a new chapter in gaming. â€œThe Biggest Little City In the Worldâ€? became the destination for gambling. Things began to change due to the construction of the Hoover Dam, 19311936. It was then that Las Vegas became more than a way station in the desert. By the mid-1940s, thanks to the foresight of mobster Bugsy Siegal, Renoâ€™s reign began to diminish and Las
Vegasâ€™ ascendance began. Reno is still a draw for gamblers with first-rate casino resorts (Circus Circus, Eldorado, Silver Legacy, Grand Sierra, Atlantis and Peppermill, to name a few). Itâ€™s also noted for spectator events like the Reno Air Races, Hot August Nights (classic cars), major bowling
tournaments and the Great Reno Balloon Race. For more information, logon to www.RenoTahoe.com. Letâ€™s Go! Follow Howard Hian online at www.Travelswith-Hian.com and PokerResorts.net, or in the iTunes store at Omaha Tutorial/Poker Resorts.
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ST-PIERRE â€˜KEEPING THE DOOR OPENâ€™ FOR RIGHT FIGHT
eorges St-Pierre still isnâ€™t out of the woods with his ongoing battle with ulcerative colitis, but the former two-division UFC champion is inching ever closer to a return to full health. â€œDefinitely the worst has passed,â€? StPierre told MMA Fighting. â€œIâ€™m dosing down the medication that I have. The medication is anti-inflammatory, so you have to dose it down. Not in one shot, you canâ€™t stop in one shot, but Iâ€™m dosing it down every month and soon it will be past, a story of the past. As it goes right now, pretty much all of the symptoms are almost gone.â€? St-Pierre, 37, has been sidelined since capturing the middleweight title on Nov. 2017 at UFC 217 in his successful return from a four-year hiatus from mixed martial arts. In that fight, St-Pierre pulled off a harrowing comefrom-behind victory over then-champion Michael Bisping to become one of only five men in promotional history to capture UFC titles in two separate divisions. St-Pierre was already widely considered to be the greatest welterweight to ever compete, having reigned over the division from 2007 until his departure in 2013. St-Pierre has spent the majority of
Georges St-Pierre last fought Nov. 2017 when he defeated Michael Bisping at UFC 217.
2018 in a steady recovery process for his ulcerative colitis, an illness that causes inflammation of the inner lining of the large intestine which â€œGSPâ€? believes he was afflicted by as a result of the weight
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for the chance to boost his legacy. In the past, he has specifically mentioned that a move to lightweight could be an intriguing possibility for him if it meant a chance to fight the winner of Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Conor McGregor. And although he has never cut down to 155 pounds, the drop to lightweight certainly seems doable. St-Pierre, who is currently promoting his new aquatic training system Hydrorevolution, told MMA Fighting on Tuesday that he is hovering around 183 pounds â€” a walkaround weight lighter than many of the UFCâ€™s current lightweight contenders, including the divisionâ€™s champion Nurmagomedov. â€œI feel much healthier than I was. Iâ€™m about 183 pounds, 184 pounds when I wake up in the morning,â€? St-Pierre said. â€œIâ€™m about 183, 184, thatâ€™s my natural weight. I believe everybody has an optimal weight where they can perform a physical task, [a weight] that it should be. You have a weight that is the optimal weight â€” that is your weight that you will perform at your best. Thatâ€™s my weight. I tried to put on some weight for ST-PIERRE, continued on Page 12
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ith so few women in combat arms right now, the services and Defense Department officials really canâ€™t judge how successful the effort has been, Defense Secretary James N. Mattis told cadets at the Virginia Military Institute in Lexington, Virginia. â€œItâ€™s a very, very tough issue because it goes from some peopleâ€™s perspective of what kind of society do we want,â€? the secretary said. â€œIn the event of trouble, youâ€™re sleeping at night in your family home and you are the dad, mom, whatever. And you hear glass break downstairs. Who grabs a baseball bat and gets between the kidsâ€™ door and whoever broke in, and who reaches for the phone to call 911? In other words, it goes to the most almost primitive needs of a society to look out for its most vulnerable.â€? At heart, this is the issue DoD faces, Mattis told the cadet who asked COMBAT ROLES, continued on Page 9
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Woods to settle for second in the seasonlong event. Even so, the Tour Championship win was an exclamation point on Woodsâ€™ remarkable comeback from multiple back surgeries. He finished the year with eight top-10 results, including a second-place finish in the PGA Championship and a tie for sixth at The Open Championship. While Woods won the Tour Champion-
ship with a score of 11 under, Mickelson finished last at 13 over. Although Lefty won the WGC-Mexico Championship in March, he has struggled in recent months with no top-10 results since finishing tied for fifth at the Wells Fargo Championship in May. Along with being favored to beat Mickelson, Woods is tied with Jordan Spieth as the favorite to win the 2019 Masters at +900 (9-1), per OddsShark. Mickelson, meanwhile, is listed at +2800 (28-1) alongside Paul Casey and Bryson DeChambeau.
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him what results he had seen. The question for the department comes down to whether it is a strength or a weakness to have women in the close-quarter infantry fight, Mattis said. Then-Defense Secretary Leon Panetta opened the door by removing the ban on women in combat jobs in 2013. In 2015, then-Defense Secretary Ash Carter directed the services to open all military occupational specialties to women. Currently, 356 women are combat arms soldiers, and 17 women have graduated from the Armyâ€™s Ranger School. The Marine Corps has 113 enlisted women and 29 officers in previously restricted specialties. Specifically in infantry, the Marine Corps has 26 enlisted Marines and one officer who are women. The secretary said he cannot make a determination about the situation because â€œso few women have signed up along these lines.â€? â€œWe donâ€™t even have data at this time that I can answer your question,â€? he added.
Part of what drives the question is the culture of close-combat units, the retired Marine Corps general said. â€œI was never under any illusions at what level of respect my Marines would have for me if I couldnâ€™t run with the fastest of them and look
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