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orry to have to tell you this, but that hostage to the right? Thatâs you. I know, it might not look exactly like you, but trust me, that is definitely you in the picture.
Hereâs the situation. You have been kidnapped. You are being held hostage. The ransom demands are a little unusual, but they seem doable. Your captors are clear about one thing, however: if their demands are not met you will die. They explain what they want. Theyâre not interested in money. There will be no appeal to an outsider to come to your rescue; whether you live or die is entirely in your hands. Hereâs where it gets weird. They say all you have to do to earn your freedom is bang on a drum. Are they serious? Thatâs it? They assure you they are quite serious: bang on the drum and live. Stop, and death will come swiftly. One of them roughly takes off your gag. âAny questions?â he asks. âYes,â you say. âYouâve kidnapped me just to let me go after I bang on a drum? That makes no sense. What is... Whatâs the catch?â âAh, the catch,â says your captor with a sinister grin. âThere is always a catch, isnât there?â He replaces the gag over your mouth. âThe catch,â he says as he retightens it with a sudden jerk, âis that you have to beat the drum without letup. If you want to live you cannot stop, not even once.â He slides in front of you a drum you hadnât even noticed was in the room. He unties one of your arm restraints and hands you a drumstick. âItâs really very simple,â he says. âJust beat this drum, and at this time tomorrow you can go free.â He leans down right in front of your face. âDo you understand what I just said? You have to beat the drum continuously for 24 hours... starting,â he makes an exaggerated show of looking at a large clock on the wall. âStarting right now.â INTERNATIONAL UNIFORM
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This is no joke Everything goes okay for the first hour, but your arm soon begins to tire. You try to tell the kidnappers you need a break, but they canât understand you. You cannot convey the message that you need the gag removed so you can ask for a break, or simply the chance to switch to your other arm. Gradually you begin to realize the ridiculousness of the situation and the insanity of their demand. Youâre being mistreated, yet youâre doing what they want? Why? Finally you decide to protest. You simply stop. Your expectation is that there will be some angry words, but they will lead to negotiations and your freedom. Thatâs not what happens. Two of the strongest men immediately rush you with menace on their faces. One brutally knocks you to the floor, the other chokes you until you start to black out. Youâre shocked to see how malicious they are. Obviously they fully intend to kill you. Your hand frantically gropes for and finds the drumstick and you again begin beating the drum, which fell over when you were knocked to the ground. As soon as they hear the drum beat start again they back off. Slowly you begin to recover from their attack and keep the beat with renewed determination. Even so, the prospect of doing this simple task throughout the day and on into the
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