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Contents

VOLUME 13 ✚ ISSUE 45

5 NEWS & VIEWS

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Coconut Wireless looks at Census returns and church taxes. Camp Imua needs help; here's how you can. More tourists come to Maui and they spend more, too, in By the Numbers. Duke Aiona climbs a questionable poll in Spin Cycle. Open Letters feels sorry for Gordons. How many babies do tiger sharks have? Find out in Quizunderstood. Some dude eats way too much ramen in By the Numbers. Eh Brah! sours on a lime hoarder.

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION In what decade did you rock the hardest?

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com ‘90s Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com This one, I hope Data Manager: Philippa Tilley This one Proofreader: Dina Wilson Intern: Sierra Brown Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower ‘80s Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com ‘90s Graphic Designers: Megan Baker,

10 FEATURE STORY A bill that bans shark fin soup was passed by the state legislature, while another that would have banned foie gras wasn't. Both raise interesting questions about cultural sensitivity and animal cruelty.

13 FOOD & DRINK Yogurtland dishes frozen treats in Kahului.

Or actually, you do.

14 FILM CRITIQUE Sequels, cartoons, shoot-em-up actioners and the obligatory chick flick—it's Barry Wurst II's Summer Movie Preview.

Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com ‘70s General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com ‘80s Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com ‘40s

20 Film Capsules/Listings

15 B.O.M. BALLOT Pull it out and fill it in. It's time to vote for our annual Best of Maui (or you can vote online at mauitime.com).

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22 THIS WEEK’S PICKS

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com ‘80s

David Spade and an onion fest hit the West side, and classical music abounds.

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The Week in Review HYPER LOCAL

for certain is that his impact on his sport is already something far beyond videos, advertisements and contest results. And through it all, Clay just wants to go surfing.”....

Filled out your Census yet? According to the latest figures from the state Department of Business, Economic Development & Tourism, there's a 1 in 3 chance you haven't.

Only 65 percent of Hawaii households had mailed back their forms as of April 23, tying us with Oklahoma for the fifth-lowest return rate in the nation. (Many parts of Maui County, including Molokai, Lanai and East Maui are doing considerably worse.)

Census workers will start going door-to-door next week, at a cost of more than $50 per home. If you think that sounds like a waste of taxpayer money, there's something you can do: answer the ten questions, lick the envelope and be done with it.... “He doesn't really ride waves so much as fly them, soaring above the sea foam upside down and spinning

LOCAL OK, now she's just trying to piss them off.

This week, Gov. Lingle proposed a bold new approach to getting students back in the classroom for the three remaining Furlough Fridays on the current school calendar: teachers and administrators can work for free. Brilliant! Why didn't they think of it before? “I have met teachers, principals and education officials who tell me they want to return to the classroom.

This is encouraging,” said Lingle in an April 25 statement. “I therefore am calling upon

There's something you can do: lick the envelope and be done with it. the nose of his board in whiplash twists... it's a sight to behold. Sorry, but humans can't do that, you keep thinking. Then he goes and does it all day long.” That's Rolling Stone writer Paul Solotaroff, describing Maui's Clay Marzo in a penetrating April 15 story titled “The Surfing Savant.” Of course, we've been giving Marzo ink for years, since he was an up-and-coming grom following in the footsteps of his big brother, Cheyne. Most recently, in September 2008, contributor Beau Ewan profiled Marzo, who has Asperger's syndrome, an autism spectrum disorder characterized by social ineptitude but also intense, obsessive focus. Here's an excerpt from Beau's story, “Hope Floats”: “The intricacies of Marzo's mind ultimately remain a mystery. Perhaps the only thing we know

teachers and principals to voluntarily agree to come back for the remaining three days this school year. This would be a welcome and significant gesture to heal our community.”

Hawaii State Teachers Association President Wil Okabe told the Honolulu Advertiser Lingle's suggestion, if implemented, would violate the union's pact with the state and is thus illegal. Setting that aside, if Lingle wanted the teachers to consider her proposal, she would have brought it up behind closed doors and let them pretend it was their idea.

But then, the goal isn't—and never has been— to find a workable compromise, but rather to trade snide sound bites and score cheap political points. Whether you blame Lingle or the union (or the correct answer: both), one thing is clear: this relationship redefines

dysfunctional. And, as is the case with many dysfunctional relationships, the kids are caught in the middle....

The tax-exempt status of churches has always bothered me (whatever happened to giving Caesar what is Caesar's?), but at least they should have the decency to actually be churches. According to the group Hawaii Citizens for the Separation of Church and State (HCSSC), two properties on Oahu owned by the Catholic Church have been enjoying the benefits of religious institutions while raking in the profits of hotel-convention centers. “The Catholic Church is potentially costing the residents of Hawaii more than $1 million in fines and uncollected taxes,” claims an April 12 HCSSC release. “Zoning and land use violations jeopardize the safety and security of guests as well as the economic interests of all Hawaii citizens.” HCSSC says it's filed complaints with the city, state and the IRS. According to the Advertiser, both the St. Stephen Diocesan Center and the St. Anthony Retreat Center (which, a quick check of the City of Honolulu's online property tax records reveals, has an assessed value of $7.637 million) claim to be “unaware of any violations.”...

NOT LOCAL Overheard this week on Hawaii News Now, regarding Obama and the Dems' financial regulation bill, which fell a few votes shy of passage in the Senate and (shockingly) got zero GOP support: “Republicans say they may submit a bill of their own.”

Oh they may, may they? In that case, I may consider them something other than petty, partisan obstructionists who would vote against a bill proclaiming that puppies are cute and shouldn't be boiled alive in weapons-grade plutonium if Obama supported it. Then again, I may not. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/coconut42

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Ray of Hope Camp Imua offers a free week-long camp for special needs youth—and they need your help

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n 1947, Imua Family Services was founded to serve children afflicted with polio. Many things have changed in the intervening decades, but one thing hasn’t: the Wailuku-based organization’s commitment to helping keiki in need.

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refrain. “This really depends on the community coming together,” she says.

Which is where you come in. Imua needs volunteers to make this year’s camp happen. What’s the experience like? In a testimonial posted on Imua’s Web site, volunteer Forrest Glick puts it like this: “Spending a week working with a special needs child changed my outlook by showing me the world

Imua is the only organization of its kind on Maui and possibly the state.

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Camp Imua takes a group of young people age 6-20 with physical and mental disabilities for a week of activities, games and, most importantly, supportive interaction at Camp Maluhia in the West Maui Mountains—and it’s offered at no cost to families. The camp is part of Imua Family Services’ larger mission to support special needs youth. It’s the only organization of its kind on Maui, and, Neiss says, possibly the state.

Lately, we’ve heard a lot about services being slashed. As is always the case, the poor and disadvantaged have been hit hardest. So it’s nice to see a ray of hope, an organization that’s finding ways to do good work despite the prevailing economic realities. Imua, which subsists on donations and a small slice of grant money, has certainly felt the pinch. Neiss says they’re “figuring out how to make due with limited funds”—a familiar

through a different lens. Camp Imua is... an opportunity to experience the world as a kid again. It’s about swimming, laughing, helicopter rides and making new friends. It’s a chance to see past what you can’t do, to focus on what you can. Camp Imua is about supporting each other, both as a community and a caregiver. The week is exhausting, but at the end of five days you know you made a real difference. The laughs and smiles stay with you all year long.”

“You give one week,” adds Neiss, “and you can make a lifetime of memories.” ■

For volunteer information, or to find out if spaces in the camp are still available, call 244-7467 or visit imuafamilyservices.org To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/upfront42

SPIN CYCLE Fixing a Poll...

“Listeners of 95.5 The Fish Hawaii recently cast their vote in an online poll for Governor, and they overwhelmingly turned out for Duke Aiona. With more than 2,000 total votes, Duke picked up support from 64 percent of respondents—nearly twice the total of of [sic] our opponents combined.”

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3 Number of chief financial officers Maui Land & Pineapple has had since April 2009; the company announced the hiring of new CFO Tim Esaki this week, replacing John Durkin

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3. What is the average number of pups in a female tiger shark's litter?

A. 5 B. 20 C. 40 4. Of the roughly 1,850 roadways on Maui, how many have nonHawaiian names?

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RAMEN HELL YA! Computer hardware engineer Toshio Yamamoto, 49, this year celebrates 15 years tasting and cataloguing all the Japanese ramen (instant noodles) he can get his hands on (including the full ingredients list, texture, flavor, price and star rating for each), for the massive 4,300-ramen database on his Web site, expanded recently with â&#x20AC;&#x153;hundredsâ&#x20AC;? of video reviews and with re-reviews of many previously appearing products (in case the taste had changed, he told journalist Lisa Katayama, writing in April on the popular blog Boing Boing).

Yamamoto said he had always eaten ramen for breakfast seven days a week, but cut back recently to five. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I feared that, if I continued at [the seven-day] pace, I would get bored.â&#x20AC;?

BUZZ ALDRIN, LITTER BUG In January the California Historical Resources Commission formally claimed, on behalf of the state, about 100 items of property on the surface of the moon having been left behind during the 1969 Apollo 11 landing (since California companies were instrumental in that mission and since only the moon surface itself is off limits to ownership claims under international law). Among the items declared are tools, a flag, bags of food and bags of human waste left by astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin.

POOR EXCUSES (1) Louis Woodcock, 23, testified at his Toronto trial in March that he was not involved in the 2005 shooting of a woman, despite being seen on surveillance video approaching the woman and holding his hand inside his jacket until gunshots rang out. He said he often kept his hand inside his jacket to keep from sucking his thumb, which is a habit he picked up in childhood and which did not go over well on the street. (The jury, apparently not seeing him as the thumb-sucking type, convicted him of manslaughter.) (2) In February, Jesse McCabe, 29, was spared jail time (probation and community service only) for his conviction in connection with a missing $18,000 in bank deposits he was to have made for his employer in New Port Richey, Florida. Police discovered 13 deposits, from a six-week period, in McCabeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s home, but all the money was recovered, and McCabe persuaded the judge that he just hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been able to make it to the bank yet. (3) In March, Monica Conyers, pleading insufficient funds, was granted a court-appointed lawyer to appeal her bribery conviction stemming from her work as a city councilwoman in Detroit.

Conyers is the wife of John Conyers, the Michigan congressman who is chairman of the House Judiciary Committee. (Mrs. Conyers arrived in court on the day of her sentencing clutching what reporters said appeared to be a Louis Vuitton handbag that sells for $1,000.)

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Karen Salmansohn, 49, prominent author of self-help books for women with relationship and career problems, including Prince Harming Syndrome and How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Successful Dog Trainers, filed a lawsuit in March against cad Mitchell Leff. Salmansohn said Leff had strung her along for months with promises of marriage and a baby, but abruptly cut off support when she became pregnant. Said Salmansohn, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a self-help author, not a psychic.â&#x20AC;?

ehbrah@mauitime.com OK, so I should have asked permission before I picked limes off the tree in your yard. I guess I just saw the, like, two dozen that were sitting rotting on the ground and ďŹ gured you wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss a couple more. Also, the tree does hang over your fence, and into your neighborâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s yard, who happens to be my cousin.

But whatever. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d come out and talked to me like a normal, civil human being, I would have gladly apologized and offered you a Corona (thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why we wanted the limes). Instead, you come charging out like a drunk bull, half naked and swearing to high heaven. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just fruit, brahâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;try lighten up. â&#x2013;

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However, when the openly serving gays are referred to in the question as â&#x20AC;&#x153;homosexuals,â&#x20AC;? only 43 percent approve.

UNCARING Paula Oertel, on Medicare, has a brain tumor that had miraculously been in remission for nine years thanks to a type of interferon approved for multiple sclerosis but not for cancer. Medicare had been paying about $100,000 a year for the drug, but when Oertel relocated from one county in Wisconsin to another 30 miles away, it triggered an automatic, full-scale review of her records, at which point officials realized that her drug was unauthorized and stopped paying. According to a March Milwaukee Journal Sentinel report, her doctors scrambled to find a drug on the â&#x20AC;&#x153;approvedâ&#x20AC;? list, but discovered neither a less expensive one nor one nearly as effective, and Oertelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tumor has returned.

GENDER BENDERS (1) Scientists at Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Newcastle University announced in April that they had grown human embryos free of certain serious genetic diseases by first merging DNA from two fertilized eggs. The resulting child would have over 99 percent of the DNA of the mother and father (i.e., all except the unhealthy markers). One scientist compared the procedure to â&#x20AC;&#x153;changing the battery on a laptop.â&#x20AC;? (2) In March, the government of New South Wales in Australia granted â&#x20AC;&#x153;Norrieâ&#x20AC;? a certificate as the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (perhaps the countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, perhaps the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s) only official genderless person.

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BILLS SEEKING TO BAN FOIE GRAS AND SHARK FIN SOUP RAISE THE QUESTION: WHEN DOES A CULTURAL DELICACY BECOME ANIMAL CRUELTY?

BY JACOB SHAFER

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he shark cuts noiselessly through the water, scanning for prey. Nearby, a piece of meat hangs tantalizingly. In a flash, the predator darts forward and clamps down its powerful jaws. A searing pain shoots through its head and, as it jerks back in a vain effort to escape, it feels itself being pulled upward. The pain increases. In a blinding flash, the shark is lifted, writhing, from the water and hoisted onto a hard, foreign surface. As it gasps for air, strange, indistinct figures loom above.

One of them bends down, and now the pain is in the animal's dorsal fin, coursing through its spine. Then, as quickly as it was removed, the shark is pushed back into the water. It can breathe again, but something is horribly wrong. Blood spurts from the wound on its back; pain overwhelms its senses. It feels the urge to escape but can't swim straight. In a panic, it lurches, flails and finally is still, drifting with the current, the life draining from its body.

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he goose opens its mouth, anticipating food. Instead, it feels a hard, foreign object sliding forcefully down its throat. As the bird's esophagus expands, it struggles against this odd, uncomfortable sensation. Now the food comes, quickly and relentlessly; in a matter of seconds, the goose's stomach is filled to bursting. The object is removed and the goose is returned to its cage, but the process is repeated again and again until the bird has grown fat and lethargic, reduced to little more than a living feed bag. Release

comes only when the goose is finally slaughtered, its distended liver removed and the rest of the carcass discarded.

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or most of us, eating is an unconscious act. Sure, we think about things like preparation or how many grams of saturated fat a meal contains, but when it comes to the origins of our food— specifically the where, when and how—we tend to subscribe to the old “ignorance is bliss” philosophy.

Of course, there are activists and organizations dedicated to making sure we don't ignore the implications of our dietary choices.

Anti-GMO, pro-organic, locavores—name a foodrelated battle and there are people committed to fighting it. That's especially true when meat is added to the equation and the dilemmas aren't merely about health and sustainability, but morality as well.

During the current legislative session, two bills were introduced that deal with a pair of hot-button delicacies: foie gras and shark fin soup.

“The practice of shark finning, where a shark is caught, the fin is cut off, and the shark is returned to the water, causes tens of millions of sharks to die a slow death each year,” reads the measure text of SB2169. “Some sharks starve to death, others are slowly eaten by other fish, and some drown because most sharks need to keep moving to force water through their gills for oxygen.” The bill sought to outlaw the possession, sale or distribution of shark

fins statewide (shark finning is already illegal in Hawaii, but many restaurants have fins shipped in from elsewhere).

Meanwhile, SB2170 argues that the force-feeding associated with foie gras (literally, â&#x20AC;&#x153;fat liverâ&#x20AC;?) leads to increased mortality from puncture wounds and infections in the birds' throats and â&#x20AC;&#x153;the numerous side effects of having an enlarged liver, such as diarrhea, bone demineralization, and other digestive diseases.â&#x20AC;? The bill mandates that â&#x20AC;&#x153;a product shall not be sold or distributed in the State if it is the result of force feeding a bird for the purpose of enlarging the bird's liver beyond normal size.â&#x20AC;? (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Birdâ&#x20AC;? is defined as either a goose or duck, the two fowl used to make foie gras).

SB2169 was passed by the legislature this week, while SB2170 died in committee in February. But whether or not they become laws is, in some respects, less important than the debate they re-ignited: a tug-of-war between cultural advocates, business interests and the animal rights community that runs especially deep in the melting pot that is Hawaii.

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redictably, much of the measure testimony in favor of both bills came from animal rights groups and, in the case of the shark fin ban, conservationists and ocean researchers. They present attention-grabbing, at times shocking statistics (73 to 100 million sharks are killed annually, as bycatch or for their fins, according to Marine Levine, director of Princeton's Shark Research Institute) and impassioned pleas (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sharks have been slaughtered in astonishing numbers,â&#x20AC;? said Maui resident David Fleetham, quoted in testimony from the Hawaii Wildlife Fund. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A combination of misinformation from Hollywood depicting sharks as blood thirsty killers and ignorance has brought these calm, careful, cautious and magnificent creatures to their collective knees.â&#x20AC;?). The Humane Society, meanwhile, dismissed shark-fin soup consumers as â&#x20AC;&#x153;an affluent few.â&#x20AC;?

But not everyone sees it that way. â&#x20AC;&#x153;[T]his legislation plainly supports discrimination against Chinese which, given the history of Chinese in the United States, is not unheard [of] and discrimination against native Hawaiians, whose use of coastal sharks in cultural practices...is threatened,â&#x20AC;? wrote Charles M. Ka'ai'ai. (Proving how divisive and multifaceted this issue is, some testimony in support of the bill also centered on Native Hawaiian culture, and the sacred role of sharks, or mano.) Clay Tam, who identified himself as a â&#x20AC;?Voting, Tax paying Fisherman of Hawaii,â&#x20AC;? called shark-fin soup â&#x20AC;&#x153;a significant part of the Chinese culture as the soup provides health and spiritual benefits.â&#x20AC;?

The same dichotomy plays out in the foie gras bill testimony. â&#x20AC;&#x153;[These animals] are inhumanely treated...simply to provide a gourmet food item for humans,â&#x20AC;? wrote Lorraine Sakaguchi of Honolulu. â&#x20AC;&#x153;[T]hey are forced to consume severely restricted types of food in massive quantities that they would not choose to eat if given any

free choice about the matter at all. Nor would they choose to be painfully (or, at best, uncomfortably) fed with the use of tubes and augers.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;People worldwide are increasingly associating foie gras with extreme cruelty to animals,â&#x20AC;? said Big Island resident Eva Davis, adding that numerous countries and states have already moved to ban the substance (California's ban is set to take effect in 2012).

On the other side of the ledger, Oahu chef and restaurant owner Nicolas Chaize said he â&#x20AC;&#x153;grew up in France on a duck farmâ&#x20AC;? and that foie gras is â&#x20AC;&#x153;an essential part of cooking,â&#x20AC;? something that's been â&#x20AC;&#x153;[passed] on generation after generation.â&#x20AC;? The Hawaii Farm Bureau (HFB) suggested the claims of animal rights activists are overblown. â&#x20AC;&#x153;According to veterinarians and other scientists who have witnessed and studied foie gras production practices, they are neither cruel nor inhumane,â&#x20AC;? HFB wrote (no specific studies are cited, though it is true some groups, including the American Veterinary Medical Association, have not taken a position on the issue). â&#x20AC;&#x153;Animals certainly deserve respect and compassion,â&#x20AC;? continues the testimony. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They should not be made to suffer.

However, because their anatomies are completely different from humans, it makes no sense to anthropomorphize ducks and geese into people.â&#x20AC;?

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or some, including groups like PETA, meat is murder. Period, end of discussion. For others, including farmers and the lobby organizations that support them, killing animals is a way of life; human safety (and profits) are the only concern. Between those polarized extremes lies a vast gray area. Most people agree animals shouldn't be tortured or made to suffer unnecessarily. But what does that mean in practice? Is there ever truly a humane way to kill a living thing?

Opponents of both SB2169 and SB2170 point out that there are alternatives to the severe practices that outrage activists and make headlines. Finning isn't the only way to harvest shark fins, it's just the cheapest and most expedient. Ditto force-feeding for foie gras. Perhaps the answer is to ban the objectionable methods, not the food itself.

Then again, that's unlikely to satisfy hardline fur-and-fin crusaders. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Banning [foie gras] is the foot in the door for questioning all animal agriculture,â&#x20AC;? wrote HFB. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Should we dictate what people can and cannot eat?

Should we ban kalua pig, Spam, hamburger, eggs, and chicken katsu next?â&#x20AC;?

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f one self-serve frozen yogurt shop is good, two is better. Truism? Yogurtland is hoping so, because a few weeks ago they opened a location at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, within shouting distance of competitor Tutti Frutti’s Kahului store.

(Yogurtland also has a West side outpost, at Whalers Village.)

Yogurtland and Tutti Frutti (and an array of other shops that have popped up in recent years, rekindling a craze from the ’80s and ’90s) have a similar layout and protocol: a row of self-serve stations lines one wall, followed by a toppings bar and, finally, the register,

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where the frigid concoctions are weighed and paid for.

The selections at Yogurtland include flavors both universally familiar (vanilla, strawberry, cookies and cream) and locally aimed (taro, coconut, pineapple). Most of the yogurt is labeled fat-free, but you wouldn’t know it by the taste: it’s tart but surprisingly creamy, lacking the watery blandness that often leaves me yearning for one of those 31 flavors from that other joint. Yogurtland makes its own yogurt, a fact that co-owner Charlin Johnston told HawaiiBusiness magazine in January, “makes our flavors just a cut above the rest.”

Toppings—fruits, nuts, sprinkles and crushed-up candy bars—are ample. (Highly recommended pairing: cheesecake yogurt and Heath-bar chunks; get the big cup or you’ll be licking the bottom wishing for more.)

Seating is limited, but a lot of people seemed to be taking their treats to go, probably for a stroll around the mall.

Another cool note is that they use brightly colored, biodegradable spoons, significantly lowering the footprint of a place that tosses hundreds of utensils daily.

Certainly there will come a point when Central Maui’s self-serve frozen yogurt needs are met. Whether we’ve already reached that point remains to be seen. But Yogurtland—and more to the point, its yogurt—is definitely good enough to justify a double scoop. ■

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Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the obligatory raft of sequelsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a third Twilight, a second Sex and the City, a fourth Shrek, the return of the Predators, a Forgetting Sarah Marshall spinoff and followups to Nanny McPhee and Cats and Dogs that no one asked forâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;along with intriguing star vehicles like the actioner Salt starring Angelina Jolie and Nicolas Cage in a soupedup reimagining of The Sorcererâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Apprentice (yes, the brooms make an appearance).

Then thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the controversial Princess Kaiulani, in limited release this May after premiering at the Hawaii Film Festival last October, where it tied for the Best Feature Film award with Precious. Its much-hated former title, Barbarian Princess, has been tossed, but passionate debate is still guaranteed.

Finally, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the summerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s biggest question mark, a remake of one of my favorite movies, The Karate Kid, which Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll give a fair chance, despite my loyalty to Pat Moritaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unbeatable wax on/wax off technique.

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Unless: Too many new characters crowd the story, a common problem in superhero sequels. If itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not better than the first, it could drop faster than you can say â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wolverine.â&#x20AC;?

Best-Case Scenario: Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so good, audiences forget they wasted time watching Transformers 2.

Robin Hood (May 14) The Gist: Ridley Scottâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s take on the Prince of Thieves and his Men in Tights stars Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett.

Why It Could Rock: Scott and Crowe in their element, the unbeatable combo of action and romance and, really, when has this story not worked?

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The A-Team (June 11) The Gist: Liam Neeson and Bradley Cooper star in action ace Joe Carnahanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s adaptation of the '80s TV series.

Why It Could Work: Looks exactly like the mixture of action and laughs that made the first Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Angels so much fun.

Unless: It plays more like the overblown, obnoxious Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Angels: Full Throttle.

Best-Case Scenario: T-shirts declaring â&#x20AC;&#x153;I Pity the Fool!â&#x20AC;? make an epic comeback.

Toy Story 3 (June 18) The Gist: Pixar reunites Tom Hanks and Tim Allen for another installment in the beloved franchise.

Why It Could Rock: Pixarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s model of story and character first, visual razzmatazz second is what makes their movies unbeatable.

Unless: Did we really need another Toy Story? Wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t The Incredibles Return have been better?

Best-Case Scenario: We get a scene where Buzz Lightyear knocks Tickle-Me Elmo on his furry butt.

Knight and Day (June 18) The Gist: Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in a sexy action/comedy.

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Continued from page 14 Unless: The similar Killers, which stars Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl and opens a month earlier, steals its thunder.

Best-Case Scenario: Cruise scores a solid comeback, finally earning forgiveness for what he did to Oprahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s couch.

Inception (July 16) The Gist: Bat-director Christopher Nolan wrote and directed this thriller about corporate espionage and the nature of dreams. Stars Leonardo Di Caprio, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Ken Watanabe.

Why It Could Rock: The plot is top secret, the trailer is jaw dropping and it looks smart and exciting enough for adults and teens alike.

Unless: The story is more confusing than dazzling to audiences. The Dark Knight is a tough act to follow.

Best-Case Scenario: The mixture of smarts and thrills make it the summerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most talked-about film.

The Adjustment Bureau (July 30)

Schwarzenegger!

Unless: Writer/director Stallone is hit and miss with dialogue, not that anyone will care. Will the summerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s action overload make it old hat come August?

Best-Case Scenario: Makes The A-Team look wimpy by comparison.

The Gist: Matt Damon and Emily Blunt star in this Philip K. Dick fantasy thriller.

Why It Could Rock: Dickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best stories gave us Blade Runner and Total Recall.

Unless: Green Zone proved that Damonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s star power has its limits. This is screenwriter-turned-director George Nolfiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first movie; does he have what it takes?

Best-Case Scenario: A sci-fi date movie better than The Time Travelerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wife.

Eat Pray Love (August 13) The Gist: Julia Roberts stars in this romantic comedy based on the bestselling novel.

Why It Could Rock: Ladies, this is supposed to be this summerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Julie & Julia. The book is on Oprahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Book Club and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one of the few female-friendly summer attractions.

Unless: The plot is a lot like Under the Tuscan Sun, which was no Julie & Julia.

Best-Case Scenario: Roberts reminds us why she is Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite actress.

The Expendables (August 13)

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Why It Could Rock:â&#x20AC;ŚDolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis and Arnold

Piranha 3-D (August 27) The Gist: Horror remake stars Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss (yes, he's gonna need a bigger boat...) and hundreds of hungry fish.

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FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Date Night-PG13-THU (4:00) 6:30, 9:00. FRI (4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00.

MON-WED (4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

Death at a Funeral-R-THU (4:45) 7:15, 9:30. FRI (4:45) 7:15, 9:30. SAT-SUN (2:15) 4:45, 7:15, 9:30.

MON-WED (4:45) 7:15, 9:30.

Kick Ass-R-THU (4:15) 6:45, 9:15 Nightmare on Elm Street-R-FRI (4:30) 7:00, 9:30. SATSUN (2:00) 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (4:30) 7:00, 9:30.

The Losers-PG13-THU (4:15) 7:00, 9:30. FRI (4:15) 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:45) 4:15, 6:45, 9:15.

MON-WED (4:15) 6:45, 9:15.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Alice in Wonderland 3D-PG-THU 11:15, 1:45, 4:15.

FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. SUN 11:15, 4:15, 7:00. MON-WED 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00.

Date Night-PG13-THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:10, 2:10, 3:25, 4:25, 5:30, 6:30, 7:35, 8:35. FRI-SAT 11:10, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 7:05, 8:15, 9:20, 10:30. SUNWED 11:10, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 7:05, 8:15.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid-PG-TUH 11:05, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:35. FRI-WED 12:05, 2:15, 4:25.

Kenny Chesney: Summer in 3D-Unrated-THU 7:30. SUN 2:00.

Letters to God-PG-THU 11:00, 2:00, 4:30 Nightmare on Elm Street-R-FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:10, 2:10, 3:20, 4:20, 5:30, 6:30, 7:40, 8:40, 9:50, 10:50. SUN-WED 11:00, 12:00, 1:10, 2:10, 3:20, 4:20, 5:30, 6:30, 7:40, 8:40.

TheBountyHunter-PG13-THU 7:15. FRI-WED 11:05, 4:40.

Warlords-G-THU 11:10, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10. FRISAT 2:00, 7:10, 9:45. SUN-WED 2:00, 7:10.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Clash of the Titans-PG13-THU 7:40 Date Night-PG13-THU 1:15, 3:25, 5:25, 7:30. FRI-SAT 11:10, 1:20, 3:30, 5:25, 7:30, 9:35. SUN 11:10, 1:20, 3:30, 5:25, 7:30. MON-WED 1:20, 3:30, 5:25, 7:30.

Furry Vengeance-PG-FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:25. SUN 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20.

MON-WED 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20.

How to Train Your Dragon-PG-THU 1:10, 3:15, 5:30 Kick Ass-R-THU 1:05, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. SUN 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15. MON-WED 2:15, 4:45, 7:15.

Nightmare on Elm Street-R-FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. SUN 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. MON-WED 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45.

Nobody but Juan-Unrated-THU 1:00, 3:20, 5:50, 8:15 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Clash of the Titans-PG13-THU (5:30) 8:00 Clash of the Titans (3D)-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. FRI (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

Death at a Funeral-R-THU (2:20, 4:40) 7:00, 9:20. FRI (12:00, 2:20, 4:40) 7:00, 9:20. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:20) 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. MON-WED (2:20, 4:40) 7:00, 9:20.

Furry Vengeance-PG-FRI (12:10, 2:25, 4:40) 6:55, 9:10. SAT-SUN (12:10, 2:25) 4:40, 6:55, 9:10. MON-WED (2:25, 4:40) 6:55, 9:10.

How to Train Your Dragon-PG-THU (3:00) How to Train Your Dragon 3D-PG-THU (3:30) 6:00, 8:30. FRI (1:00, 3:30) 6:00, 8:30. SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. MON-WED (3:30) 6:00, 8:30.

Kick Ass-R-THU (1:45, 4:00, 4:30) 6:45, 7:15, 9:30, 10:00. FRI (1:45, 4:30) 7:15, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:45) 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. MON-WED (1:45, 4:00, 4:30) 6:45, 7:15, 9:30, 10:00.

Oceans-G-THU (2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10. FRI (12:30, 2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10. SAT-SUN (12:30, 2:40) 4:50, 7:00, 9:10. MON-WED (2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10.

The Back-up Plan-PG13-THU (1:35, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00) 6:35, 7:30, 9:05, 10:00. FRI (12:00, 1:35, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00) 6:35, 7:30, 9:05, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 1:35, 2:30) 4:05, 5:00, 6:35, 7:30, 9:05, 10:00. MONWED (1:35, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00) 6:35, 7:30, 9:05, 10:00.

The Last Song-PG-THU (1:30, 4:10) 6:40, 9:15.

FRI (2:00, 4:35) 7:10, 9:45. SAT-SUN (2:00) 4:35, 7:10, 9:45. MON-WED (2:00, 4:35) 7:10, 9:45.

The Losers-PG13-THU (1:40, 2:35, 4:05, 5:00) 6:30, 7:25, 8:55, 9:50. FRI (12:10, 1:40, 2:35, 4:05, 5:00) 6:30, 7:25, 8:55, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:10, 1:40, 2:35) 4:05, 5:00, 6:30, 7:25, 8:55, 9:50. MON-WED (1:40, 2:35, 4:05, 5:00) 6:30, 7:25, 8:55, 9:50.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Clash of the Titans-PG13-THU (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15 Furry Vengeance-PG-FRI (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:15.

SAT-SUN (11:30, 2:00) 4:30, 7:00, 9:15. MONWED (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:15.

How to Train Your Dragon-PG-THU (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. FRI (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (11:00, 1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

The Back-up Plan-PG13-THU (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:30.

FRI (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (11:15, 1:45) 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15.

New This Week

50 feet long and breathe fire. 98 min.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - R - Horror Freddy’s back in this remake/reboot/prequel/ whatever. Hey, those sleeping teens aren’t going to rip their own guts out. 102 min.

KENNY CHESNEY: SUMMER IN 3D - NR Concert, Documentary - “Country star Kenny Chesney teams up with KMart to offer a 3D concert experience,” reads a promo for this flick.

Really, what more needs to be said? 99 min.

FURRY VENGEANCE - PG - Comedy - A dude tasked with paving over a nature preserve finds out the resident critters won’t go down without a fight. Brendan Fraser stars, in a role that will presumably make George of the Jungle look like Casablanca. 92 min.

Now Showing ALICE IN WONDERLAND (3D) - PG - Fantasy - Tim Burton’s take on the Lewis Carroll classic. A teenage Alice is reunited with the magical world from her childhood, where she meets her old friends and learns the reason for her return: to end the Queen of Hearts’ reign of terror. Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Anne Hathaway star. 109 min.

CLASH OF THE TITANS (3D) - PG13 - Fantasy, Action - Greek gods and mythical beasts get the sexed-up CGI treatment as the summer blockbuster season arrives early. Theology buffs need not apply, unless they also happen to be teenage boys. 118 min.

DATE NIGHT - PG13 - Comedy - A husband and wife looking to spice up their marriage get more than they bargained for. Sounds dirtier than it is. Steve Carell and Tina Fey star. 88 min.

DEATH AT A FUNERAL - R - Comedy - A family gathers to mourn and some big secrets are uncovered, including, ironically, a gay dwarf romance. Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence and Tracy Morgan star. 90 min.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID - PG - Comedy - An adaptation of the popular graphic novel about a pre-teen enduring the horrors we all endured. But now it’s funny, because it’s happening to someone else. 91 min.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (3D) - PG - Animated - The son of a dragon slayer learns that the mythical beasts are just misunderstood. Tends to happen when you’re

KICK-ASS - R - Comedy - A nerdy teen dons tights and a cape and goes vigilante.

Oh to be young again. Nicholas Cage and McLovin star. 117 min.

LETTERS TO GOD - PG - Drama - A mother finds inspiration in her cancer-battling son’s correspondence with the Man Upstairs. Pack your hankies. 110 min.

NOBODY, NOBODY BUT JUAN - NR - Comedy, Foreign - When a nursing home bans an old Filipino dude’s favorite TV show, he busts out and hits the road. In Tagalog with English subtitles. 110 min.

OCEANS - G - Documentary - Disney goes under the sea in this latest visual dazzler.

Wonder if they find Nemo? 100 min.

THE BACK-UP PLAN - PG13 - Comedy, Romance - Here’s the deal: J-Lo wants to be with you, but she’s got a little baggage: she’s pregnant with twins. Still game? 106 min.

THE BOUNTY HUNTER - PG13 - Action, Comedy - What if you were a bounty hunter, and you found out your next target was your ex-wife? And your ex-wife was Jennifer Aniston? Then you’d be Gerard Butler and this movie would be about you. 110 min.

THE LAST SONG - PG - Drama - You promise?

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana aka Disney’s still-lactating cash cow stars as an impetuous girl who moves to a Southern beach town and goes on a killing spree. Or meets a cute boy.

Can’t remember which. 122 min.

THE LOSERS - PG13 - Action - Betrayed and left for dead, a group of CIA ops try to take down the agency. But will bureaucratic incompetence do the job first? 98 min.

WARLORDS - Jet Li is among the ass-kickers in this Hong Kong war epic, made in 2007 and now on Maui as part of the “Spotlight Asia” series. In Mandarin with English subtitles. 127 min.

Relax, it’s just algebra. (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS DAVID SPADE LIVE IN CONCERT WITH SPECIAL GUEST BRIAN EVANS - Fri, Apr 30. SNL Alumni DAVID SPADE will perform for the first time ever on Maui.

He will perform a full show, with special guest Brian Evans, creator of The Maui Celebrity Series who frequently opens for Jay Leno in Las Vegas. $35-125. 9-11 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 808-856-7973; www.groovetickets.com HAWAII OPERA THEATRE PRESENTS: GREAT AMERICAN VOICES - Sat, May 1. Brodway hits and Opera classics. $15 - $100 including a champagne reception. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org BROTHERS CAZIMERO - Sun, May 2. The Brothers Cazimero showcase their Annual Lei Day Concert celebrating 30 years of consistently sold out May Day concerts. This project is supported in part by an award from the National Endowment for the Arts. $12, $28, $37. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI SPRING BAND CONCERT SERIES: MAUI WAENA INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL BAND - Tue, May 4. This concert series provides a professional theater experience to school band directors, students and their families, featuring established musical programs from Maui’s schools. Free. 6:30 p.m.

Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

FOODIE HULA GRILL MAUI ONION FESTIVAL CHEFS DINNER WITH BEER PAIRINGS - Fri. Special dinner by Chef Scott McGill and Chef David Paul, launching the Annual Maui Onion Festival. $69.95. 6 p.m. Hula Grill, Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina; 808-667-6636; www.mauidish.com LE GRINDS FUNDRAISER - Fri. Maui Culinary Academy and Chef Jeremy Safrom will present a beautiful dinner of raw and living foods, along with organic and biodynamic wine pairings and live music by Maesyn. $40, $20. 6-9 p.m. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-9843434; www.mauidish.com PINT NIGHT BENEFIT AT MAUI BREWING CO. Fri. Maui Brewing Co. will donate a portion of the proceeds from all pints sold from 6:00 p.m.-midnight to the Pacific Whale Foundation to benefit marine education programs for Maui schoolchildren.

Maui Brewing Co., 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina.

Call Maui Brewing Co. at (808) 669-3474. 808-2498811 ext. 1; www.pacificwhale.org ROY’S 18TH ANNIVERSARY - Sat. Roy Yamaguchi will be in Kahana to host 5 courses of award winning fusion cuisine, and wine pairings to celebrate 18 years in Kahana. Thank you Maui! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 808-669-6999; www.mauidish.com MAUI ONION FESTIVAL - Sat. Maui Kula Onion bulbs are the stars of our annual festival, which features recipe contests, games and prizes, beer garden, chef demos, live entertainment, food booths, and a Maui Onion pairing dinner. Free Admission.

Whalers Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali; 808-661-4567; www.mauidish.com MACC AT WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Sat. A membership drive and fundraiser for the MACC. Enjoy a special plate lunch, including all-natural pizza, all proceeds benefiting the MACC. Free. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; (808) 872-3310; www.wholefoodsmarket.com/maui AFTERNOON TEA FUNDRAISER - WOMEN IN

WONDERLAND - Sun. This year’s tea is catered by Maui Chefs Bev Gannon and David Paul, as well as the Maui Culinary Academy. There will also be a live auction and the “Fudderwaken” Dance. 1 p.m. Molokini Lookout, 808-242-6600 MAX WORLD BISTRO’S FIRST BIRTHDAY - Daily.

Celebrate by taking advantage of Max World Bistro’s generous offer of one entree and receive the second one free. Visit their website to print a coupon; Reservations required. 5-9 p.m. Max World Bistro, Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku; 808-575-2629

STAGE CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kama’aina special. Starting at $62; $52.50 Keiki. 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; http://maui.hyatt.com DANCE SHOWCASE - Every Fri & Sat 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.; all levels of the Seabury Dance Program, under the direction of David Ward. $5-$11.

Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao; 808-572-0807 GODSPELL - Every Fri & Sat. 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.; The international sensation based on the parables of Jesus Christ. $15-40. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; www.mauionstage.com

TICKETS ON SALE SLIGHTLY STOOPID - Sat, May 8. West coast DUB/ Rock pioneers later added musicians Ryan ‘RyMo’ Moran (Drums) and Oguer ‘OG’ Ocon (Congas, Percussion, Harp, Vocals) from the B Side Players, as well as C-Money (Trumpet, Keyboard) and Dela (Saxophone) from John Browns Body; solidifying their on stage line up. $25. 6 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-4685 AN EVENING OF THE CLASSICAL MUSIC OF INDIA WITH TY BURHOE & KALA RAMNATH - Fri, May 14. 4th annual Evening of the Classical Music of India. This rare, intimate and deeply inspired performance by one of India’s most celebrated musicians is sure to please. This MACC concert series features Maestro Kala Ramnath and renowned tabla player, Ty. $22 (plus applicable fees). 6 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL A MACC FUNDRAISER - Sat, May 15. The second annual Maui Brewers Festival showcases the best in hand-crafted beers made in Hawai‘i and beyond. Join hosts Maui Brewing Company and Maui Arts & Cultural Center for a leisurely day of tasting beers from 30 breweries plus much more. $45 / General admission package includes micro-brews and imports. 3-7 a.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI BREW CO. “GET ON DA BUS” TOUR - Sat, May 15. Come on down to Stella Blues to get funfilled & safe transportation transportation to the “2nd Annual Maui’s Brewer’s Festival”. Admission includes: $45 ticket to the MACC Festival, Round Trip bus transportation, and Maui Brewing Co. Shirt. $70. 2-7 p.m. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-669-3474; or Maui Brewing Company, 910 Honoapiilani Hwy. #55, Lahana; 808669-3474; www.mauibrewingco.com BAMP PRESENTS- COMEDIAN JIM GAFFIGAN Fri, May 21. Jim Gaffigan is a very clever stand-up comedian with a unique style that has earned him

numerous television appearances. Come to Castle Theatre for a night of unforgettable laughter. $35, $45. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org ZINFANDEL GRAND TASTING - Fri. May 21. Zinfandel Advocates & Producers presents two tastings to learn about the remarkable richness and versatility of Zinfindel, “America’s Heritage Grape”, and Maui Culinary Academy will be competing in a cook off.

1st Session 1-5 pm for restaurants and retailers, 6-8:30. Maui Culinary Academy, 310 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, www.zinfandel.org.

EVENTS THURSDAY, APR 29 SOUTHWEST MAUI WATERSHED PROJECT - This is the first of four public meetings at which the project of improving water quality will be discussed.

Free. 6-8 p.m. Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-291-6416 MAUI DISTRICT GRAPHIC ARTS & MEDIA COMPETITION - Free. 7 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com

FRIDAY, APR 30 ST. JOSEPH CHURCH AND SCHOOL ANNUAL FEAST DAY 1 - May Day Program. Feast opens 6pm-11pm. Valuable goods auction at 7pm. 5-11 p.m. St. Joseph Church & School, 1294 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-8675 JUDY’S GANG - 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; http://www. mauimall.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Join Pacific Whale Foundation for a very special whalewatch cruise, featuring cocktails, appetizers, and music, hosted by local reggae star Marty Dread. $49.95. 5-7 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 211, Wailuku; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; www.pacificwhale.org/ ecocruises JEFF JOHNSON OPENING RECEPTION - Jeff Johnson creates both functional and decorative ceramic pieces in stoneware and porcelain. Each piece is unique and individually handmade utilizing the potter’s wheel and hand-built construction using both slabs and extrustions. 808-572-9697. 6:309 p.m. Maui Crafts Guild, 69 Hana Hwy., Paia;

SATURDAY, MAY 01 FREE COMIC BOOK DAY - Library patrons can receive a special free comic book by showing their valid Hawaii State Public Library System card. Free.

Lahaina Library, 680 Wharf St., Lahaina; (808) 6623950&#8206; MAUI’S ONLY AIR SHOW - The 7th Annual Fundraiser and Auction for Maui RC Modelers. Free model aircraft flight instructions. You fly our planes.

Take Drag Strip exit off Mokulele Hwy. We are East of the Drag Strip, ; http://www.mauirc.com BREAKFAST WITH NEWT GINGRICH - Come & join former Speaker of the House for a buffet breakfast with the Maui County Republican Party. $50/ $150 VIP. 8 a.m. Kamehameha Golf Club, 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu; 808-250-9555; gopmaui.com/events HE’UI BANYAN TREE ART AND CRAFT FESTIVAL - Over 50 of Maui’s selected artists show and sell their work under the reaching shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree. Live music to be enjoyed by all while shopping. You’ll find jewelry, art, handsewn items, candles, and a peek at Lahaina’s Visitor

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Honoring the Onion

Thursday (April 29)-Friday (May 7), islandwide

Friday (April 30), 6pm; Sat (May 1), 9:30am-9pm

To be honest, classical music isn't something I indulge in often. After all, a workout is best accompanied

by Kylie Minogue and my Buick likes to rev up during rush hour traffic to Kid Cudi. However, today, in honor of the Maui Classical Music Festival, I re-tuned my Pandora station to fit in some Bach and Beethoven between the regulars.

Turns out that classical music is just as entertaining as the rest of my playlist; I certainly found myself less hasty to use the â&#x20AC;&#x153;skipâ&#x20AC;? option than I usually am. To get those neuron transmitters firing, take it one step further and sprawl out with a notepad and pencil.

Turn on the classical tunes, and sketch whatever images the music brings to mind. This is a good plan for those who find regular meditation to be more like a kindergarten nose-in-the-corner time-out. Whether you're an orchestral newbie like me or a seasoned connoisseur, listening to unimposing, love-inducing classical music will be an enlightening experience. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your guide to hit up these sweet spots throughout the week: April 29, 1:45pm at Kihei Charter School; May 1, 7pm at Makawao Union Church; May 3, 7pm at Keawala'i Congregation Chruch in Makena; May 5, 7pm at Wananalua Congregational Church in Hana; May 7, 7pm at Makawao Union Church. Mauiclassicalmusicfestival.org [Sierra Brown]

The onions growing on the slopes of Haleakala are so coveted they have a trademark to protect them from imposters.

There are only a handful of places on Earth that grow sweet onion, and Maui is one of them. We celebrate our world-famous produce with a shindig at Whalers Village once a year. This year's bulb-themed blowout will kick off with a five-course dinner, paired with Maui Brewing Co.'s beers and Hula Grill's Barefoot Brew. I love the drama infused into Hula Grill Chef Scott McGill's menu; the entree course will feature Lucifer's Angel Ale served with beer-braised lamb and grilled mahi-mahi with Dungeness crab. The winner of last year's recipe contest, David Paul, also has a hand in the menu. Even your dessert course features beer, this time with ice cream floating in it. Come back to Whalers Village the next day for the Onion Festival; it's an all-day event starting at 9:30am. Local chefs Roy Yamaguchi, D.K. Kodama, David Paul and James McDonald will be doing demonstrations, and TV celeb chef Cutty Cutler will teach kids and parents how to make fruit smoothies. Then watch folks compete in the raw Maui onion-eating contest. Music on the beach starts at 1pm with the Air Force Band of the Pacific followed by Benoit Jazz Works and Versatile. Hula Grill: 667-6636; Onion Fest: whalersvillage.com/onionfestival.htm [Jen Russo]

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Friday (April 30, 9-11pm, Maui Theatre, Lahaina, $35-$125

Friday-Sunday (April 30-May 16), Iao Theater, Wailuku, $18-$20

SNL alum David Spade always plays unlikable, snooty characters, yet, inexplicably, seems as if in real life he'd be a pleasant dude. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ever taken a sick day, you know that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the squirrely little blond man who spends the morning cheerfully torturing his co-workers on Just Shoot Me, then also pops up during an hour of afternoon programming in re-runs of 8 Simple Rules. While the acting of most daytime TV performers is mildly painful, Spadeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s humor fits him like a second skin; heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always amusing, upbeat and cheerfully cheeky. On 8 Simple Rules he's an unambitious mooch who lives in his auntâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s house, but is supportive to his younger cousins, giving them (generally) good moral lessons. His stand-up act isn't so squeaky-clean.

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Bobby Inghram and The Maui Blues 9pm

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Maui Slam Poetry Competition $5; 9:30pm

Global Loung Dj Jed and Satdeva $5

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MON - S.I.N. w/ DJ MIT; WED -Cinco de Mayo

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28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

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1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

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Center nestled into the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 310-1117, (808) 661-9175; www.visitlahaina.com WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE: A BENEFIT FOR SCIENCE AND MUSIC EDUCATION - Maui families and individuals are invited to support the event’s host, the Jungle to Jungle science and technology program, a Maui-based educational nonprofit, at this fun-filled event designed for families with young children and kids of all ages. A portion of funds raised will also go to partner organization, the Arts Education for Children Group. The event will include food, games, animals, and live entertainment. Free. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Private Haiku Estate, 635 E Kuiaha Rd, Haiku; 283-3878; http://www.jungletojungle.org HOLOKAI CLUB “MOM IS THE BEST” - Free. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com ST. JOSEPH CHURCH AND SCHOOL ANNUAL FEAST DAY 2 - Valuable Goods Auction at 7pm.

10 a.m.-11 p.m. St. Joseph Church & School, 1294 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-8675 THE MAUI’S CHILDREN’S CHOIR - Singing on a Saturday. Free. 11 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com DANCE INTERNATIONAL - Performance. Free.

1 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; http://www.mauimall.com ROCK IN THE LOT - Outdoor show featuring Mobius Project and Pretty Going Fast. Portion of proceeds and all donations go to Boys and Girls Club. Free. 6:30 p.m.

Big Wave Espresso, 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 808-633-3727 MAUI CLASSICAL MUSIC FESTIVAL - Three B’s: Bach, Beethoven and Brahms BACH: Sonata for viola and piano in G minor (Schotten, Collier) BEETHOVEN: Trio in B flat for violin, cello and piano (Sussmann, Requiro, Bush) Brahms: String quartet No. 2 in G, Op. 111 (Jupiter String Quartet). Suggested donation $25, students $10. 7-9 p.m. Makawao Union Church, 808878-12312; mauiclassicalmusicfestival.org MOVIE UNDER THE STARS - Movie Under the Stars at Grace Church Pukalani will be featuring “The Cross and the Switchblade” on Saturday, May 1st @ 7:00 p.m. This is the story of David Wilkerson’s mission in the ghetto of New York where he crosses

WED - Ladies Night $10 TUES - Taco Tuesday

Ladies Night

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Upcountry Acoustic $7; 2-5pm

Jeff New Piano 6-8 pm

Angie Carr Piano 5-8 pm

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path with Nicki Cruz, a former gang member turned Evangelist. Bring your lawn chair and warm blanket and join other movie buffs on the church grounds.

The Youth Group will be selling refreshments. Admission is FREE. For information call 808-572-8384.

Free. 7-9 p.m.55 Makaena Rd, Pukalani

Club Ultra Fab, DJ Micheal $5; 10 pm

Curt Lee & Louise Lambert, Dinner & Dancing

DJ Music 9pm-2am

Karaoke

871-1307; http://www.mauimall.com MAKAWAO TOWN JAMBOREE - sponsored by Makawao Town Merchants Association. Mike Carroll’s Community Service house band and other musicians will play outdoors “under the stars”.

Free. 5-8 p.m. across from Rodeo General Store, 808-357-4943; rc@mauifuturearts.org

TAP LOVE - Love of the art form known as “tap dance” is projected by the Heart Dance group in a heartfelt performance in which the beats and rhythms guide the dancers to a place of pure joy. With special guest, international artist, Lynn Schwab, and local dancers from MAPA. $10-$18. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

MONDAY, MAY 03 MAUI CLASSICAL MUSIC FESTIVAL - Classics to Crossovers will be featured in this Maui Classical Music Festival. Come join the fun. Suggested donation $25, students $10. 7-9 p.m. Keawala’i Congregational Church, 808-878-2312; mauiclassicalmusicfestival.org SUNSET SOIREE: CLASSICS TO CROSSOVERS - Music by Schmann, Waller, Noble, Gerswin, Bolcom, and Schoenfield. Free. 7 p.m.

Keawala’i Congregational Church, 5300 Makena Rd., Makena;

“KITCHEN: THE ART SHOW” JUDGING. WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN - The unusual art exhibition will showcase local artists using various kitchen materials in their works of art. It’s used to have the artists break away from their usual conventions of art making and approach it in a more creative way.

Entry fee: $10 for Hui members & $20 for non-members. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; http://www.huinoeau.com

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VALLEY ISLE KENNEL CLUB CONFORMATION SHOW, OBEDIENCE & RALLY TRIAL - The Valley Isle Kennel Club holds its annual 2-day Conformation Show, Obedience & Rally Trials. Unentered dogs are not allowed on show grounds. Free. 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. War Memorial Soccer Field, 808-242-1962

SUNDAY, MAY 02 HE’UI BANYAN TREE ART FESTIVAL SECOND DAY - Day two for the shady banyan tree art festival.

See Saturday’s listing for details. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 310-1117, 808 661-9175; www.visitlahaina.com ST. JOSEPH CHURCH AND SCHOOL ANNUAL FEAST DAY 3 - Small animal auction at 11am. Livestock auction at 1pm. Free. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. St. Joseph Church & School, 1294 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-8675 HUI HALAMA - Performing Group. Free. 1 p.m.

Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-

HULA SHOW - 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com

WEDNESDAY, MAY 05

MAUI CLASSICAL MUSIC FESTIVAL - Hana Community Classical Music Concert. Free. 7-9 p.m.

Wananalua Congregational Church, 808878-2312; mauiclassicalmusicfestival.org

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GROUP RUN - Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. Kihei Community Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei; 808-641-3357 MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY GUITAR SERIES WITH GRAMMY-WINNER GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR. AND HAWAII’S TOP SLACK KEY ARTISTS - Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Series with Grammy-winner George Kahumoku Jr. and Hawaii’s top slack key artists. $39.99. 7:30 p.m.

Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili; 808-669-6271; http://www.napilikai.com

ART ‘ANAHA EXHIBIT BY SHARON MCGAULEY - Daily.

TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night / DJ Dance Party An exhibit of oil paintings by Sharon McGauley. Free.

Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; www.viewpointsgallerymaui.com UNDERGROUND CLOUDS - Daily. Javier Martinez presents a series of drawing on salvaged wood collected from his construction job sites, exploring the relationships between subterranean landscapes and architecture. Free. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy, Paia; 808-579-8515 MAUI’S FLORAL MAJESTY: BEYOND PLUMERIA Daily. Stephen Levine will be the featured artist at the Maui Crafts Guild. He is a self-taught fine art photographer. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Maui Crafts Guild, 69 Hana Hwy., Paia; 579-9697; www.mauicraftsguild.com ITS ALL TIKI. BENEFIT TIKI ART EXHIBITION - Daily.

South Shore Tiki Lounge wll be having a Tiki Art Show with featured artists: Scott Johnson, Marla Johnson, Rachel G, Ron Pitts, Reuben Cantere, Randall Rospond and many more. Free. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; www.southshoretikilounge.com ART OF TRASH MAUI 2010 - Daily. Art of Trash is an exhibition of recycled and reused materials that have been turned into beautiful works of art. This art show is open to anyone living in Maui County. Come join us and see what forms of “artsy” trash pieces our locals come up with. Free. 7 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; http:// www.mauimall.com THE ARRIVAL OF NEO-POP - Daily. “Davo” brings his self-defined Neo-Pop style to the West Side.

Free. Gallerie 505, 505 Front St., Lahaina; ACCLAIMED RUSSIAN SURREALIST VICTOR BREGEDA - Fri. The only gallery in the entire US that carries Bregeda’s internationally acclaimed artwork is Maui’s own Sargeant’s Fine Art. This April, take advantage of the rare opportunity to meet and discuss his work, with the man himself.

These unique evenings are accented with live music

by Kurt Lee. Free. 7-10 p.m. Sargent’s Fine Art, 802 Front St. #A, Lahaina; 808-667-4030 ART NIGHT - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Featured artists this week include the Twins, whose work will be on display. Free. 8 p.m. Lahaina Town, 808- 661-6284

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Bradda Francis 7:30 pm

Kanaka James w/ Kalani Kekona 7:30pm

Daffodilly Love 8:30pm

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Rampage - 9 pm

Punk Rock Prom 10pm

Rampage 9 pm - 1:30 am

Karaoke 9pm - 1:30am

MON - Karaoke; TUE - DJ Nexus; WED - Cinco de Mayo Party

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X-Clusive Saturdays $10, 10pm-2am

MON - Service Industry Night; TUES- Dolla Balla Night! WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

Ryan Palma 9:30 pm-10pm

WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

KIMOS

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BREWING CO.

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

DJ Po, DJ Nadi 9pm - $10 Cover

MOANA CAFE

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI Daily (except Thu). Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7 a.m.-7 p.m. Farmers Market Maui & Deli, 3636 Lower Honoapiilaina Rd., Lahaina; 808-669-7004 KAHULUI SHOPPING CENTER “GREEN DRAGON: FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sun, Tue, Wed & Sat. “Green Dragon” Farmer’s market features arts, crafts, food booths and fresh Maui produce. Free. 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 65 W. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului; ; gdmaui@hotmail.com FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Farmers Market of Maui, 61 South Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-875-0949 K-MART CRAFT FAIR - Daily (except Sat). Held inside.

8 a.m.-4 p.m. K-Mart, 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 344-4220 OHANA FARMERS & CRAFTERS MARKET - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Vendors bring a plethora of juicy fresh fruit and vegetables to Ka’ahumanu’s Center Court. Free. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com HO`OLOKAHI ARTS & CRAFTS FAIR - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes. 9-11 a.m.

Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa, 808-879-1922 K-MART FARMERS MARKET - Every Sun, Mon & Thu. Held in the parking lot. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. K-Mart, 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 344-4220 ORGANIC FARMERS MARKET - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. Eddie Tam Memorial Center, 931 Makawao Ave., Makawao MAUI’S BIGGEST YARD SALE - Sat. Farmers Market, crafts, food, artist, t-shirts, massages, and more. Maui’s biggest yard sale every Saturday. Non profits can get free space to fundraise too. $35 a day. 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Old Kahului Shopping Center, 65 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 1-808-333-2478 MAUI’S SWAP MEET - Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too.

The Ringo Show 9pm

UniFires 9pm

Dolla Drinks 9pm

Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-2443100; http://www.mauiexposition.com

TUE - Dolla Drinks; WED - Dub Fire

haina, 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Sat, Jd & Harry 2:305 p.m.; Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5 p.m.; Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg J, Ka’anapali, (808) 661-4495.

DINNER MUSIC West Maui

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8 p.m. 100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 808-667-1200.

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6 p.m.; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Wed, Mark Burnett 4:30-10 p.m.; Thu, Mark Burnett 4:30 p.m.-10 a.m.; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:30 p.m.-10 a.m.; Sat, Scottie Rotten; Sun, Mark Burnett 4:30-10 p.m.; Every Mon & Tue, Scottie Rotten 4:30-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina , 808-661-4855.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8 p.m.; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8 p.m.; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8 p.m. 1 Bay Dr., Lahaina, 808-669-6400.

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF - Fri, Irish Aloha Fridays 7-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

DUKES BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Garrett Probst 6-8 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Jack Oversized Productions 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Ernie & Miles 6-8 p.m.; Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Damien & Edee 6-8 p.m. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 808-669-9600.

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HULA GRILL - Tue, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian Trio 6:30SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT 9 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid 3-5 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a Kupahu 7-9 p.m.; Every Sun, mauitime.com/listing Hawaiian and Friends 6:30Mon, Wed & Thu, Andrew 9 p.m.; Thu, Ernest Pua’a 3-5 Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, p.m.; Thu, Oversized Production Kincaid Basques 7-9 p.m.; Tue, 6:30-9 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a and Kincaid Basques 7-9 p.m. 5900 Lower Kawika Lum Ho 3-5 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500.

Pua’a & Kawika Lum Ho 6:30-9 p.m.; Sat,

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Derick Sebastian with Special Guest 6:30-9 p.m.; Sun, Kawika 3-5 p.m.; Sun, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 3-5 p.m.; Mon, Derick Sebastian and Josh Kahula 6:30-9 p.m.; Tue, Jarret Roback 3-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Sun, Brian Cuomo 7 p.m.; Mon, Guest Performer 7 p.m.; Fri, Guest Performer 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9 p.m.; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309 p.m.; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9 p.m.; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9 p.m. 730 Front St., La-

TIAJUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Family Night Featuring Brenton Keith 5-10 p.m. 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, (808) 667-4080.

South Maui BEACH BUM’S BAR & GRILL - Wed, Blues Brews & BBQ 5-9 p.m.; Every Mon, Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5 p.m.; Fri, Tom Cherry/Mike F 5-9 p.m.; Sun, Kaleo 5-9 p.m.; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8 p.m. 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Wailuku, 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Fri, Donomick 5-7

p.m.; Sat, Lawaia 5-7 p.m.; Thu, Asparaguise 6-8 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314, Kihei, 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Billy & The Bad Dogs 4-7 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-875-9669.

FIVE PALMS RESTAURANT - Sun, Brian Cuomo 7 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-2607.

GIAN DON’S - Fri, Angie Carr 5-8 p.m.; Sun, Curt Lee & Louise Lambert 5-8 p.m.; Thu, Jeff New Island Style Music 5-8 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Wed, Jordan Cudsworth 4-8 p.m.; Every Mon & Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8 p.m.; Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf 4-7 p.m.; Sun, Dan & Ann 5-9 p.m.; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-891-8010.

LONGHI’S WAILEA - Sat, Longhi’s. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Ala Nui , Wailea, 808-891-8883.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Willie K 6:308 p.m.; Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Murray Thorne 6:30-8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808874-1131.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Mango Pickers 4-6 p.m.; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6 p.m.; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4 a.m.-6 p.m.; Mon, Kanoa of Gomega 4-6 a.m.; Thu, Erin Smith 4-6 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

SPICES - Sun, The Crunch Pups 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Thu, Ah Tim 4-6 p.m.; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Stella’s Supper Club presents Amy Hanaiali’i Gilliom 6-9 p.m.; Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6 p.m.; Wed, Cyrus Clark 4-6 p.m. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Taqueria Cruz.

2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:309 p.m.; Every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9 p.m.

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 808-875-9983.

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Island Favorites 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Crunch Pups 6-9 p.m.; Mon, Bobby Ingraham 6-9 p.m.; Tue, Double Down Tues-

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

Pub Quiz @ 9 pm & Dj Chili Dog

Kaena Elaban 9pm

Jazz on the Blue 7-10pm

Celtic Tigers

MON- Willie K Band; TUES- Tin Can Comedy w/ Shaggy; WED - Rick Glencross & Willie K

Sounds of Addiction 10 pm No Cover

Live Irish Aloha Friday 7 pm Johnny Ringo Nite - 10pm

Sounds of Addiction 10 pm No Cover

Ryan Palma 10 pm No Cover

MON- Bloodlines 10pm, TUES- Ryan Palma 10 pm

4play Fridays

Flashback 80’s vs 90’s 10pm; No Cover

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

WED - Buck Night & All Access DJs 10pm

PINEAPPLE GRILLE

Jawaiian Music w/ DJ Bruddah Damien

Ocean Vodka Beach Party 7-10 pm

Smooth Jazz Sounds w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends, 7pm -10m

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Open Mic Night 10 pm

SANSEI - KIHEI

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm-1am

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm-1am

DJ Slackin; 10pm- Close

DJ Sonny No Cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No Cover, 10pm

Hawaiian By Nature No Cover

No Remorse No Cover

Supper Club, Amy Hanaialii; $60 for Dinner & Show

Supper Club, Amy Hanaialii; $60 for Dinner & Show

Tony Ray Band $3, 9 pm - 1 am

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose No Cover, 9pm-11pm

Karaoke

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MON-WED- Karaoke

Paprazzi w/ DJ Kid C 9pm; No Cover

Undone w/ QRoss $10; 9pm

Spun Out w/ N8 Castro $10; 9pm

Closed

MON- TUES- WED -Cinco de Mayo $5

Ikaika Blackburn 9pm, No Cover

Karaoke

Ladies Night All Access DJs

Karaoke

MON- Karaoke TUES- Free Karaoke WEDBad Kitty

200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

Ah Tim

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

day with Mango Pickers 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

Central Maui CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Friends of Bryan 5:30 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan and Friends 8-11 p.m.; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 5 p.m. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.

MAIN STREET BISTRO - Every Thu & Fri, Rythm & Blues with Freedom 5 p.m.-7 a.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 808-244-6816.

UpCountry Maui CAFE DES AMIS - Wed, Cafe Des Amis. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-6323.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.

Karaoke & Ladies Night 8pm KANAEHELE ROOM - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” Kanehele Room 4:30-7 p.m.

TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Thu, Daniel Palakiko 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m.

ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12 p.m.

RESORT SHOWS

RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA - Daily, The Lounge.

Kaanapali Beach Club - 104 Kaanapali Shores, 808-661-2000.

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m.

Kaanapali Beach Hotel - 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., (808) 661-0011.

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Westin Maui Resort & Spa - 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525.

The Shops at Wailea - 3750 Wailea Alanui, 808-891-6770.

Fairmont Kea Lani - 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808840-8402.

FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m.

Napili Kai Beach Resort - 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., 808-669-6271.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Wed, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Open-Mic 7-11 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Sun, Live Music 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

South Maui

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9 p.m.; Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11 a.m.; Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua - One Ritz-Carlton Dr., 808-669-6200.

WARREN & ANNABELLE’S - Mon-Sat, Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5 p.m.

TROPICA - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, Benny Uyetake 6-9 p.m.; Every Mon & Sat, Mitch Kepa 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Tue, Steve Sargenti 6-9 p.m.

Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-667-1200.

MAX WORLD BISTRO - Fri, Goody and the Kit 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Brooks Maguire 6:30-9 p.m. Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2629.

UMALU - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Off Tomorrow 6-9 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 4-6 p.m.

MON - Tom Cherry, Mike Finkiewicz TUES - Tom Conway; WED - Randall Respond

ONO BAR & GRILL - Fri, Brian Haia 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Raz Shaggai 6-9 p.m.; Wed, Scott Baird Duo with James DeBose 6-9 p.m.

TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

HANA HOU CAFE - Mon-Fri, Hana Hou Cafe 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku, 808-575-2661.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa - 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-661-1234.

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - Tequila Tuesday w/ DJ LX; WED- the ADD Twins

Slowbuz Live Music 8:30pm No Cover

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9 p.m.; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Kincaid Basques and Albert Kaiana 6:30-9 p.m.

West Maui

Kanoa of Gomega No Cover, 10pm

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Royal Lahaina Resort - 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611.

ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.

Sheraton Maui - 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031.

LAGOON BAR - Daily, Live Music 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Cliff Diving Ceremony 6-8 p.m.

Sugar Cane Train - 975 Limahana Pl., 808-661-0088.

SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5 p.m.; Daily, Ride the Sugar Cane Train 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Warren & Annabelle’s - 900 Front St., (808) 667-6244.

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Four Seasons Resort - 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-8748000.

FOUR SEASONS RESORT Daily, Tourch Lighting Ceremony 5:30 p.m.

Four Seasons Resort Maui - 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-874-8000.

LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Tue, Jazz Music 8-10 p.m.; Every Mon, Wed, Thu & Sat, Contemporary Music 8:30-10 p.m.; Fri, Jazz Music 8-11 p.m.; Sun, Hawaiian Music 8:30-10 p.m.; Daily, Hula Dancers 5:30-6 p.m.

Grand Wailea Resort & Spa - 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234.

BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9 p.m.

GRAND DINING ROOM - Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

GRAND WAILEA RESORT - Wed, “45 Ton” Humpback Whale Lecture - Wailea 6-7 p.m.

Makena Beach & Golf Resort - 5400 Makena Alanui, 808-875-5888.

THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Marti Kluth 6:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Jamie Lawerence and friends 6:30-8 p.m.

Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa - 3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-879-1922.

KUMU BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9 p.m.

MELE MELE LOUNGE - Daily, Live Music 9-11 p.m.

East Maui Hotel Hana-Maui - 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211.

HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Fri, Hula dancing 7-8 p.m.

PANIOLO LOUNGE - Fri, Live music 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Sat, Live music 6:30-9 p.m.

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Horoscopes

sign.language.astrology@gmail.com TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You already know that sometimes to make room for something new to come into your life, you have to walk away from something already taking up the space. Occasionally, the universe even intervenes and slams a door in your face, forcing you to move on. That’s pretty likely to happen this week. Instead of becoming morose and slowing down the whole process by feeling sorry for yourself, concentrate on being proactive and optimistic. Acknowledge that life has decided it’s time for you to move on to brighter and better things—ready or not, here they come.

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AGE LANGU

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) There’s such a thing as trusting your gut, and then there’s becoming paranoid enough to take every suspicion or hunch seriously. Conspiracy theorists—even when they’re right—are notorious bores.

Don’t become one of those royal drags, please. Stay attuned to the subtle clues provided by your instincts, but be rational enough to dismiss some of them as highly unlikely. They’re not what’s happening this week, and if you care enough to look for them, simpler, better explanations can be found for almost everything you encounter. Avoid the ridiculously out-there paranoid fantasies and stick to those instead.

Quizunderstood answers 1. Lele 2. Pacific Commercial Advertiser (founded 1856) and the Evening

Bulletin (founded 1882) 3. C. 4. A. (for a complete list, go to mauitime.com)

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You’ve heard the expression, “failure is not an option,” but you’ve rarely applied it to yourself. In fact, it seems like all too often you allow failure to be an option too early in the game. Cross it off your list of possible outcomes—as long as it’s there, it’s all too easy to manifest. That’s a deep and difficult mental shift to make, but it’s an important habit to instill in yourself. Nothing on your current to-do list is something you need to fail at—it’s all perfectly achievable. Failure shouldn’t be an option; stop including it.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Whoever you’re dealing with is coming from a different place and perspective, and while their behavior may be exasperating and confusing, it’s not baseless. Take a few minutes to vividly imagine how you’re coming off to them, based on where they’re coming from, and come up with a way to shift the dynamic to one that results in a happier scenario for everyone. Yes, this may involve some acting (but not necessarily lying). Leos are notoriously self-centered; it’s difficult for you to step into someone else’s shoes. But I know you’re capable of it. This week, prove me right.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) While trusting your gut is good most of the time, it occasionally fails you completely. Sometimes you must give people the benefit of the doubt because they deserve it. Your suspicions are incorrect, and making a big deal out of them will just make you into the bad guy. This doesn’t mean you always need to turn a blind eye to what you think is going on—but this week it’d be a good idea, because you’re just plain wrong. Assume that most everyone in your life is looking out for you and your well being, at least for the moment, and carry on without undue suspicion.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) There was a time when you could eat anything you wanted and wear whatever you found lying around and still look good. (Some call it youth.) Nowadays it takes a little bit more effort to be at your sexiest.

That’s okay. This is just one of the more obvious and concrete examples of what happens when you move into a different chapter of life. The story continues! Although it’s perfectly okay to think fondly of those supposedly carefree days, it’s important that most of your head is in the game that’s happening right now. Be where you’re at.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Don’t settle for less than the real thing. That doesn’t mean holding out for some unreachable ideal, but rather that you simply get the authentic version of whatever’s there, good and bad. The good had better be genuine, because the bad sure will be. I value someone who’s real over a great actor any day. The actor type may make everything seem fantastic, but in the end it’s too good to be true. If what you see is what you get, and you can live with that, take it. If, however, you suspect there’s a whole lot you’re not getting to see, hold off until the big picture reveals itself.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) There’s a lot going on in one particular scenario in your life that you’re not particularly comfortable with, but so far you’ve been biting your tongue and trying to stay out of it. Of course, that can only go on for so long with someone as committed to truth and justice as you usually are. If you’re going to step up and say or do something about the stuff you don’t agree with, this week is the perfect time to do so.

If you don’t take this window, you’re better off just learning to live with the compromises inherent in that situation—they’re likely to continue for a long, long time.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Sometimes when a dog has a minor cut, he’ll lick it obsessively until he’s actually created a wound that’s worse and more painful than the original. You’re in danger of doing something like that here. It’s okay to hole up and lick your wounds and heal from the shit the world’s thrown at you, but there are limits. Cross those, and you’ll make the whole situation worse. Go chill out and rest up for a little bit if you need to. But keep the wallowing to a minimum. When you first have an inkling that it might be time to get back out into the world again, don’t give it a second thought—just get up and go.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I know you’re good at heeding and responding to social cues, and adept at making people like you. But sometimes that’s the last thing you want to do. Did it ever occur to you that you might not particularly want to fit in with this crowd? Laughing at their awful jokes and tacitly agreeing with their views (perhaps just by biting your tongue) is not only kind of deplorable, it’s taking you away from yourself. This isn’t who you really are. This is one of those instances where a strength can become a weakness; in this case, your ability to fit in anywhere could, if you’re not careful, get you into situations you’ll certainly regret.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) It’s much easier to tear holes in someone else’s ideas and decisions than to step up and create and champion some yourself. Are you willing to do that? Do you really think you’d be better at it? Be leery of offering more than the most gentle critique to those who’ve taken on those responsibilities, because it’s all too likely that if you push even a little bit too hard, they may just hand over the reins and say, “What a relief, you can do it.” After they’ve walked away, leaving you to pick up the messy pieces, you’ll be asking yourself, “What have I gotten myself into?” Since that question has no happy answer, I suggest you bite your tongue before you rip someone else’s leadership to shreds.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You can bluff your way through a poker game, a business negotiation, or buying a car. You can even bluff through part of a relationship—but unlike the other scenarios, where people may never call your bluff until it’s too late, doing so in an interpersonal relationship will be something you’ll soon regret.

When—and yes, it’s when and not if—they call that bluff, they’ll want a better explanation than you can come up with, and walk (or run) away when you can’t provide it. Think about that before you insert any false pretenses (however well-meaning) into this particular scenario.

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