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This is regarding you [Anthony Pignataro] ultimately being responsible for what gets printed and released in Maui Time Weekly. Years ago, when the publication first hit the stands, and Mark [D’Antonio] was involved, it was a refreshing and essential addition to Maui’s entertainment scene, as well it contained valuable information for anyone— tourists and residents alike. Maui has always been known in my perspective for being a sort of “smalltown” version of anything it attempts to emanate from the mainland. There are many sad attempts, in my opinion, at accomplishing many of these efforts to copy a hip mainland scene, and in the beginning, Maui Time did a better than most job at coming across aware and cool, and adding a flare of a clue to this local and often lame scene. It has been a while since I regularly read this magazine, though I still do pick it up from time to time, and though it should theoretically improve with age, it has in some ways, yet has not in others in my opinion. I will try not to be rude, for that is not my purpose here, but I must admit that it is somewhat nauseatingly unprofessional, when the very job you and others in your organization get paid to do is simply not getting done— but frequently. It’s not like these are once-in-a-great-while occurrences, and it is not like you guys do not have the means to attain whatever correct information is out there—it is available to you, and I know for a fact you have the equipment and the resources to do so. I’m sure you are wondering when I’m going to give you examples. Okay, I only have two, mainly because I have many things to do today, but also because both recent times I picked up the paper to read it, I saw one mistake each time. It’s also not like I’m reading cover to cover—these things are practically jumping out at me. The first example is “The Ed’s.” I play in a band called “The Edge.” This band has performed on Maui for over a decade. I have personally performed with them for about four years now. We were booked at Henry’s a couple of weeks ago, and whomever is in charge of “The Grid” (or is it “The Fridge”? “The Bib”? “The Bread”?) obviously didn’t merely allow this blunder, yet without checking to make sure he/she heard it right (is it Jessica? That’s who it lists in the front as being in charge of the calendar...) she printed what she apparently thought she heard. I have never worked for a publication, but that is simply common sense. We try to make a living playing music and mistakes like that do not help bring in peo-

ple who want to come see us perform. The second example, which I am sure you have already heard about more than once, and is nothing short of absolutely and humorously lame—in the recent “2007 Best Of Maui” issue, Mana‘o (notice the spelling) Radio 91.5 FM (notice the frequency modulation) won best radio station (again), and all you guys had to do was check out a back issue, go online to the website, turn on the radio while in Kahului, call Kathy Collins or ANYONE at Mana‘o (244-2032), etc. to get the correct information - not only on the name itself, but on the location on the FM dial. You guys spelled it “Mano‘a,” and listed the FM location as 90.7. All I could think was, “What the hell are those guys doing over there?!?!?!?” So, that’s pretty much all for now. Please know that I do appreciate the publication, and if I didn’t, I wouldn’t have taken my Monday morning to write this. I happen to know Tommy [Russo]. I have lived on Maui for 10 and a 1/2 years. I am literate. I am forgiving, and I understand and make plenty of mistakes myself. However, in my opinion, it is time for you guys to lay off the weed a bit while at work, and even if you don’t, at least double-check your facts and spelling before going to print. -Josh Greenbaum, Maui Drummer/Musician and Mana‘o Radio DeeJay, via email



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The Superferry is coming! The Superferry is coming! She’s already visited Kahului Harbor—though not to pick anyone up or even let visitors on board—but the start date for voyages is still an unknown, which is at least a little disconcerting for ML&P, which has sunk a million bucks into the thing. Our good friends at MECO, though, seem to be the real power brokers here—and I mean that literally. According to the Aug. 1 Maui News, one of Superferry project manager Duane Kim’s jobs includes “waiting for Maui Electric Co. to bring permanent power to the end of Pier 2 where there will be a covered passenger waiting area as well as a vehicle staging lot.” The Superferry has to wait for MECO like the rest of us working people?! Making matters worse, on Aug. 2 Judge Joel August ruled that the state Department of Transportation needs to do a new traffic assessment on the Superferry. Making matters much worse, in defending his original finding that the Superferry would have “no significant” traffic impact on Kahului, traffic analyst Dick Kaku said in open court that he used the worst possible conditions for his analysis, basing it on the Superferry carrying its maximum load of 282 cars, when in fact Superferry officials have already said that they expect no more than 110 cars in a usual trip. “Don’t tell that to the investors,” August quipped, according to the Aug. 3 Maui News.

ALL HAIL CRANE! That’s right, kids—A&B’s shipping subsidiary Matson Navigation has finally—FINALLY!—finished installing its 150-foot mobile crane at the end of Kahului Harbor’s Pier 1. The significance of such a beast—it can lift 40 tons, after all—wasn’t lost on Matson Senior Vice President Gary North: “Our main objective is to explore new ways to promote that growth through service enhancements and port development initiatives,” he said in an online July 31 Pacific Business News story. Seriously, anyone who talks like that has more power than I can even imagine. MTW


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The Maui News fails to give the whole story on Whole Foods Sometimes, I think Harry Eagar of The Maui News wants my job. Ostensibly, his job as mainstream daily reporter is to provide readers with unbiased stories that fairly weigh all points of view to a given issue. But every so often, Eagar spits out a story that’s about as balanced as a three-wheeled car. Called “advocacy journalism,” these stories enthusiastically embrace a clear bias—usually for big corporations. On Nov. 10, 2005, Eagar carried GMO-manufacturer Monsanto’s water in “Sees a growth industry in isle.” On Feb. 22, 2007, Eagar went to bat for Hawaii Superferry investor John Lehman in “Superferry official discusses operation and business model.” And last week, on Aug. 2, Eagar shilled for supermarket giant Whole Foods in the explosively headlined piece “Store planned for Maui Mall.” “Whole Foods is not just a corporate version of a farmer’s market,” Eagar wrote of the big chain’s plans to open a new store in the Maui Mall in late 2008 or early 2009. “It also promotes organic food. Whole Foods doesn’t just sell tomatoes. It sells a philosophy that organic farming is ‘the best method of promoting sustainable agriculture and protecting the environment and the farm worker.’” Not that there’s anything intrinsically wrong with this—Maui Time, after all, publishes advocacy journalism all the time. But The Maui News doesn’t usually publish advocacy pieces—except in special columns and editorials. And more importantly is the fact that even advocacy pieces should acknowledge arguments and evidence contrary to the stated point of view, and deal with them as best as possible. On the recent Whole Foods story, this Eagar did not do. Instead, he chose to write about the company’s plans to come to Maui, talk about how the store planned to buy produce from local Maui growers, speculate on whether the store would adopt energy efficient standards and talk up the chain’s commitment to organic food. Whole Foods is a $5 billion company currently operating 197 stores in the U.S., Canada and U.K. It’s also trying to become even larger by merging with the Wild Oats chain of health food supermarkets, though that has yet to be approved by the Federal Trade Commission, which is con-

cerned about anti-trust issues. In truth, Whole Foods has done a remarkable job helping people eat healthier. In addition to selling organic, locally grown produce (though at prices that cause many customers to joke the name of the chain should be “Whole Paycheck”), the company explicitly labels products that don’t contain genetically modified organisms (GMOs), limits senior manage-

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ment compensation to no more than 14 times that of the average employee’s salary and has, since 1998, appeared on FORTUNE magazine’s “100 Best Companies to Work For” list. Curiously, none of those facts made it into Eagar’s story. Also bizarrely missing from Eagar’s story was the name of the single most important person in Whole Foods history: Chief Executive Officer John Mackey. Here, by leaving out any discussion of Mackey and his philosophy, background, unutterable loathing of organized labor, having a Star Trek poster hang in his office or recent investigation by the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Eager has committed a sin of omission of the first order.

Mackey, 53, opened his first store in Austin, Texas in 1978. According to a July 2004 profile in Fast Company, Mackey “flies commercial and likes to rent the cheapest car.” He “typically wears shorts and hiking boots to work” and converted to a strict vegan diet in 2003 after a long and sometimes brutal correspondence with an animal-rights activist. Mackey, who mandated that every Whole Foods store would contain a book listing every employee’s (“team member’s”) salary that any “team member” could examine, is also fantastically anti-union. “The union is like having herpes,” Mackey wrote in his 19-page, 1992 pamphlet “Beyond Unions.” “It doesn’t kill you, but it’s unpleasant and inconvenient and it stops a lot of people from becoming your lover.” That quote, multiplied throughout pro-labor sites across the Internet, exemplifies Mackey’s views. His actions are just as harsh. In 2002, workers at the Madison, Wisconsin Whole Foods voted to affiliate themselves with United Food and Commercial Workers Local 1444. Mackey refused to recognize the election, had two organizers fired and spent the next two years battling the union. In 2004, the National Labor Relations Board sided with Mackey, ending the matter. Given Hawai‘i’s long relationship with organized labor, you’d think mentioning that bit of history might be relevant. But not to Eagar. Also curiously absent from the story was any hint that Mackey is involved in a very embarrassing and curious matter with the SEC. On July 16 of this year, SEC investigators contacted Whole Foods corporate managers as part of investigation into a seven-year series of anonymous rants and messages Mackey apparently posted to various financial web sites. The messages, carrying the name “rahodeb,” boosted Whole Foods and attacked Wild Oats, which Whole Foods wants to take over. The day after the call from the SEC, Whole Foods posted a terse announcement on its own website saying it would “fully cooperate” with the investigation. The same day, Mackey himself issued an even shorter but far more interesting statement: “I sincerely apologize to all Whole Foods Supermarket stakeholders for my error in judgment in anonymously participating on online financial message boards,” Mackey said. “I am very sorry and I ask our stakeholders to please forgive me.” Harry, how could you neglect that? Come on! MTW

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Most Maui residents are aware of the battle raging over Honolua Bay and Lipoa Point. In April Maui Land and Pineapple Co. (ML&P) rolled out its development plans: 40-something homes on the Mauka side of the Pi‘ilani Highway, a new golf course overlooking the bay and—to sweeten the deal—a new surf park and facilities for residents and visitors. Their efforts were met by a huge public outcry prompting ML&P to take its plans off the table indefinitely. Caught in the middle of this dispute like some poor neglected stepchild is Honolua Stream. At one time the stream flowed year-round, bringing rainwater from the West Maui Mountains through the valley and into the bay. But these days the stream is a series of stagnant, mosquito-breeding pools, where the water flows into the bay only through underground channels or during heavy rain. For Elle Cochran, president of the Save Honolua Coalition, restoring the stream’s natural flow is pivotal for preserving Honolua’s fragile ecosystem. “It’s one of the most urgent issues we’re facing,” Cochran said. “Restoring stream flow will only help propagate aquatic life and preserve the coral reef.” The coalition claims on its website ( that the stream is “rerouted to service golf courses, resorts, and areas as far away as Lahaina.” But Maui Land & Pine denies taking water from the stream. “We are not diverting water from Honolua Stream,” Kalani Schmidt of ML&P’s Community Development Division said. Pineapple production on and around Lipoa Point ceased in 2001 and, according to Schmidt, the company has not taken water from Honolua Stream since 2004. Except for “a brief period last summer during an extreme drought,” Schmidt added. In an effort to get to the bottom of the mystery of the disappearing stream, I hitched a ride with Schmidt to check out the situation. Turning quickly off the highway we passed several large homes under construction, part of the new Honolua Ridge development. Passing through a


The diversion grate where Honolua Stream’s entire contents plunge into a retention pool, then into a 4-inch PVC pipe. locked gate, we traversed a nauseatingly bumpy dirt road through a series of several more locked gates. After the ride we came upon a pair of Indiana Jones-style swinging bridges. We crossed cautiously, being sure to distribute our weight evenly across the span. A short walk from there and we came upon the stream. Around the 800-feet elevation, a manmade ditch bisects the stream. Built in 1903 to bring water from Pu‘u Kukui (one of the wettest spots on Earth) to Mahinahina, Honolua Ditch—which flows through mountains and deep gulches— is a feat of engineering genius by any standard. Schmidt said the rainwater then continues on into West Maui where it’s used for agriculture, irrigation and drinking water. “This was quite the undertaking,” Schmidt added. “It’s amazing it even exists.” At the intersection the stream flows into a large concrete and steel grate, into a concealed housing, then out into a deep concrete retaining pool and into a four-inch PVC pipe. The pipe then brings the water over the ditch and back into the streambed a few hundred feet downstream. “If that’s not a diversion, I don’t know what else to call it,” Cochran said. Once again, Schmidt denied claims that ML&P is taking water from Honolua. “All water that goes through the grate goes back into the stream,” Schmidt said. “But [we] do run water through the sys-

tem to keep it operational.” Schmidt argues there is simply not as much rainwater coming through the stream as in past years. “People say they remember the when the stream used to flow all year, but that was when it was being diverted,” she said. Archeological evidence of over 140 ancient Lo‘i in Honolua Valley indicates much more water must have flowed through the gulch in the past. Some could see this as proof that the last 100-years of diverting water have taken a toll on the stream. But it could also point to a larger, even more alarming trend of less and less rainfall in the West Maui Mountains. Data collected by the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) does suggest a decrease in rainfall at Pu‘u Kukui as well as a decreased stream flow in nearby Honokohau. Though no data is provided for Honolua Stream, the study does show rain an increase in other areas of the West Mauis. Cochran said the USGS study does not account for the change in the stream’s condition. “There’s still rain up there,” she said. “If there’s rain [the stream] should be flowing.” Regardless of the reason, Honolua Stream isn’t doing well. A video posted on shows the stream miraculously bubbling back to life after heavy rains in the valley above. And about the only thing Save Honolua and ML&P seem to agree on is that it’s likely to get worse. MTW



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Who’s really controlling Maui’s destiny? different from our own, in terms of the intangible “quality of life” that makes Maui both an attractive place to live and a desirable place to invest. Focus Green Lecture Series speaker James Howard Kunstler, in his book The Long Emergency, describes corporate control well. “By ‘corporation,’ I mean a group enterprise given the legal status of a ‘person,’ with ‘rights,’ but in fact devoid of any human qualities of ethics, humility, mercy, duty, or loyalty that would constrain those rights,” he wrote. Paraphrasing Wendell Berry, he went on to say that, “a corporation essentially, is a pile of money to which a number of persons have sold their moral allegiance… with the single purpose of becoming a bigger pile of money.”

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country; corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in High Places will follow, and the Money Power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the People, until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands, and the Republic destroyed. –Abraham Lincoln

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There was a time when corporations played a minor part in our business affairs, but now they play the chief part, and most men are the servants of corporations. -Woodrow Wilson It wasn’t long after Captain Cook arrived that island values began to shift to those of the white visitors. In addition to Christian proselytizing, these new arrivals saw the chance to profit from Hawaiian natural resources. Forging a business deal with Kamehameha I, sandalwood traders began to change the social structure of the islands from a production-foruse economy to a production-forprofit economy. Kamehameha I ordered his sub-chiefs and their commoners into the hills to collect the coveted sandalwood, which they exchanged for boats, guns and other white men’s goods. But the deal exacted a terrible toll, devastating the sandalwood forests and many of the native workers, who suffered from hard labor in the cold, damp conditions, as well as the scourge of white men’s diseases. By 1829, well before the Great Mahele introduced the foreign idea of private land ownership, the sandalwood trade ended just two decades after it began. Nearly two centuries later, corporate profiteers see Maui as a prestigious asset in their company portfolios. Slow growth advocates may target their dissatisfaction upon the local spokespersons for proposed projects, but the decisions for Maui’s future are usually made in corporate

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boardrooms far from our shores. Indeed, one of more than 120 testifiers at recent Land Use Committee hearings on Wailea 670 rezoning targeted investors Lehman Brothers and Cargill as “the new alien invasive species.” Lehman Brothers, with $503 billion in assets and $47 billion in revenue last year, ranked #47 on the Fortune 500 list of America’s top companies. In 2003, Lehman Brothers was one of 10 firms that entered into a settlement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), and various other securities regulators, regarding undue influence by their investment banking divisions. The legal settlement included structural reforms and financial penalties of $80 million—a mere 0.17 percent of what the company took in last year. Agri-business giant Cargill is the second largest private corporation in the world. It’s been criticized for deforestation of the Amazon, as well as human rights violations regarding child labor in Mali and the Ivory Coast. Morgan Stanley, the new Makena Resort financier—along with Dowling Company—ranked #20, with revenues of $76 billion in 2006. What’s wrong with big corporations controlling large land holdings is that their monetary interests may be vastly

LC Watch

One of the most obvious corporate impacts on Maui is the closing of “Mom and Pop” stores with the recent infusion of “Big Box” stores. In just the past ten years, we have said “aloha” to the likes of Peggy and Johnny’s, Suda Store and Shishido Manju. This is in no small part the result of garish corporate outlets along the Dairy Road commercial corridor on the outskirts of Kahului. There, we’ve seen the establishment of several mega-corporate stores, see ALIEN, page 12

Not sure if you noticed, but the July 20 Maui News story “County, state and federal agents would aid in Superferry law enforcement” contains a booze-filled bombshell. Buried under 17 paragraphs are the following nine words: “The ferry expects to be licensed to serve liquor.” Let’s think about this. When it starts running in early September, the Hawaii Superferry Alakai—a ship designed to carry hundreds of automobiles that passengers drive on and drive off—will include a lounge. And a really nice lounge, at that. “A simple, economical upgrade to your ticket allows you to enjoy the deluxe Halalua Lounge, where you will be greeted by a welcome-aboard drink, a pupu, complimentary coffee and the lounge’s dedicated crew,” states “Oversized leather seats, special lounge tables and eight LCD flat-screen televisions enhance the environment… So sit back with a cold draft beer, wine, or mai tai, buy a delicious sandwich, and admire the stunning forward views.” For the LC and the Maui Police Department—both of which have pushed very public campaigns against drunk driving—this should be raising bright red flags. Yet the reactions from the two departments are apparently pretty mild. According to the story, Maui PD Sergeant Stephen Orikasa said “Maui police have no plans for an enforcement effort specifically on drivers leaving the Superferry.” The Maui LC also doesn’t seem too concerned about the Superferry. At the Aug. 8 Liquor Commission hearing, LC Director Franklyn Silva told the commission that Hawaii Superferry just obtained a Class 8 license–similar to those issued to cruise ships–from Kauai County. That license allows the company to sell alcohol to passengers while the vessel is in transit–the journey from Oahu to Maui is estimated to take three hours–as well as the time the Alakai spends in port. At the hearing, the biggest Superferry issue seemed to be liquor fees–as in, which county would get them. According to Silva, the Superferry would distribute fees to the various counties depending on where sales took place.

-Anthony Pignataro


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WEDNESDAY, Aug. 1 So the great wet blanket known as the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)—that pesky band of do-gooder meddling kids who for some reason still see the Bill of Rights as a vital and necessary check on our government’s authoritarian tendencies—wants the Hawai`i Department of Education to stop sending drug-sniffing dogs into public schools and quit allowing school officials to open student lockers whenever they please. “There’s just no rationale to allow for searches without a cause,” Hawai‘i American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) attorney Laurie Temple said in today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin. “Hawaii has a history, a tradition of upholding student privacy rights and individual privacy rights in general.” Now while Temple is absolutely correct, she’s also missing a large point—namely, that school officials are doing all these searches without gathering any evidence or even reasonable suspicion to acclimate our children to society. These kids are, what? 15? 16? You think we’re still going to have a Bill of Rights and all its guarantees against “unreasonable search and seizure” when they reach voting age? Hell, you


think we’re still going to have such a concept as “voting age?”

power unless it finds the eyes to see things as they are in the world.” I don’t recommend doing the math on that one.

THURSDAY, Aug. 2 Noooooooooo! Actually, yes: according to today’s Maui News, the Lahaina Bypass is, once again, on hold. That’s right—there will be no groundbreaking anytime soon on the long sought-after alternative road through Lahaina Town. After 35 years of delays, false starts and empty promises, the culprit this time is the discovery of two ancient Hawaiian “archaeological sites” in the proposed corridor—sites that apparently didn’t show up when the state first surveyed the corridor 15 years ago. While you’re trying to figure that one out, think about the fact that this is just the “minibypass” we’re talking about (though in an ideal state its $48 million cost would get us a lot more than a single mile of pavement). What are state surveyors going to find when they start looking at the rest of the corridor?

FRIDAY, Aug. 3 Will someone please remind me why we have a Democratic Party? I ask because tonight the U.S. Senate—still controlled by the Democratic Party—voted 60-28 to approve the “Protect America Act of 2007.” The bill, which apparently just lasts for six months, makes it easier—and more legal!—for President George W. Bush to order secret warrant-less wiretaps. Hey, wasn’t stopping exactly these types of feelgood, just don’t ask Orwellian attacks our privacy, freedom and liberty one of the campaign promises of the Democrats when they took over the Senate last November? In a statement later quoted in The New York Times, Caroline Frederickson of the ACLU’s New York office said, “The Democrats caved in to the politics of fear we’re seeing from this administration. They didn’t want to be depicted as soft on terrorism. But this measure removes any court oversight from surveillance on Americans in a large number of cases.” As for our own Democratic U.S. Senators, Daniel Akaka voted nea, but Daniel Inouye voted yea.

SUNDAY, Aug. 5

Could this kill Wailea 670? Surprised? I’m not, especially given the fact that the two current front-runners for the Democratic presidential nomination— that would be U.S. Senators Hillary Clinton (D, New York) and Barack Obama (D, Illinois)—are right now arguing over which one has the balls to drop nuclear bombs on Afghanistan and/or Pakistan, two nations that are right now our allies.

SATURDAY, Aug. 4 By coincidence, not long after learning that the U.S. House of Representatives voted 227-183 to go along with the Senate in giving Bush—a man who constantly harps on the need for “good intelligence” but then insists on prosecuting the bloody, insane war in Iraq—even more secret surveillance powers (our own Democratic Congresswoman Mazie Hirono voted nay, though that doesn’t seem to have mattered much), I read the following passage in Tim Weiner’s Legacy of Ashes, a remarkable, terrifying new history of the Central Intelligence Agency: “No republic in history has lasted longer than three hundred years, and this nation may not long endure as a great


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Not sure if you’ve noticed, but the Maui County Council Land Use Committee has really been working overtime on Wailea 670 (“Honua`ula” to its friends). They’ve held a bunch of hearings on the 1,400 homeproject, but because they’ve been scheduled during daylight hours—when it’s tough for working people to attend— three council members have gone on the record asking for an evening public hearing, so as many people as possible can comment on the proposed development and ask, if they so feel, how South Maui will deal with the project’s increased traffic and demand for water. Of course, committee chairman Mike Molina has been hesitant—according to the Aug. 4 Maui News, he even recessed the committee meeting at one point so there wouldn’t be any more public testimony. “I’m not going to let this turn into a circus,” Molina warned back on Aug. 1. Too late, Mike! That happened about five years ago, when the Maui Board of Ethics first advised you to recuse yourself from voting on any Makena rezoning because the Molina Family Trust owns 12.9 acres in Makena, then suddenly reversed course a month later and said it was fine for you to do as you pleased.

MONDAY, Aug. 6 Speaking of water, Charlie Jencks—the face of Wailea 670—now says developers will use reverse osmosis to ensure a steady stream of potable water to the project. “There are numerous side effects that accompany [reverse osmosis] use,” Wayne Bachman, a geologist and South Maui resident, said in written comments forwarded to me. “These include, but are not limited to; expense, high energy consumption requirements, waste-stream creation, waste disposal issues and inherent inefficiencies. Generally, 2 to 3 gallons of untreated water are required to produce one gallon of potable product. There are many existing reverse osmosis plants in use world-wide [sic]. It has been shown to be effective, however, very expensive with a high inefficiency quotient.”

TUESDAY, Aug. 7 Democracy… isn’t it beautiful? Anthony Pignataro really wishes this week wasn’t such a downer. MTW

NEWSOFTHEWEIRD JUSTICE? Ohio inmate Keith Bowles may spend the rest of his life in prison just because a federal judge miscalculated Bowles’ deadline for appealing his case. Bowles was convicted of murder in 1999, and his federal petition for a writ of habeas corpus was denied in 2004. However, the federal judge wrote “Feb. 27” as the deadline for appealing (mistakenly, because federal rules gave Bowles only until Feb. 24). Bowles’ Feb. 26 appeal was dismissed as too late by the U.S. Court of Appeals and, in June 2007, by the U.S. Supreme Court.

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE Sweden’s English-language news outlet reported in June that the government’s employment service had granted Roger Tullgren, 42, supplemental income benefits based on his illness of addiction to heavy-metal music. Tullgren (with long, black hair, tattoos and skull-and-crossbones jewelry and who said he attended nearly 300 concerts last year) said he had been addicted for 10 years but finally got three psychologists to sign off on calling his condition a disability. His employer now permits Tullgren to play his music at his dishwashing job.

WHAT A JERK In June 1995, Gordon Wood, who would subsequently be charged with Caroline Byrne’s murder in Sydney, Australia, arrived at the morgue shortly after her body did. He identified himself as her boyfriend, asked to see the body, and also asked, according to the attendant, “Do you mind if I look at her tits?” The attendant, according to a police report reviewed by a judge during a June 2007 court proceeding, refused, and Wood was


charged shortly afterward with having thrown the woman off a cliff.


INEXPLICABLE According to police, Derrick House and another man planned to kill four people in a 1985 Chicago drug hit and needed a stranger to knock on the door so that House and his companion could gain entry. They paid teenager Charles Green $25 to do that, and House completed the mission. Green was convicted and imprisoned for “participating” in the murder. House got the death penalty, but as a result of legal challenges, was recently released. House’s companion was never convicted. Thus, the only one of the three still in prison 22 years later is the one who just knocked on the door. In August, a judge is scheduled to hear Green’s latest petition for a new trial.

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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT In July, Jenny Brown, 62, entered her sponge cake in a contest sponsored by an organization in Wimblington, England. She was informed by judges that she had won “second place,” and was only later told that she was the only entrant, but was also told that she could not have first place.

REAL INTELLIGENCE Once-classified reports obtained by the Associated Press in May revealed that three times in late 2005 and early 2006, the U.S. Department of Defense issued espionage alerts regarding newly designed Canadian 25-cent pieces, which the Pentagon warned may contain embedded transmitters capable of eavesdropping, and which perhaps were given purposely to U.S. contractors working in Canada. Some time later, according to the reports, the Pentagon learned that the coin’s coating was not a film-and-mesh transmitter but merely a covering to preserve the limited-issue coin’s unique design. MTW

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including: Wal-Mart (Fortune 500 #1); Home Depot (#17); Costco (#32); Kmart (part of Sears portfolio, #38); Lowe’s (#45); McDonald’s (#103); Old Navy (#149); Office Max (#280); and Starbucks (#310). The employment formula is a familiar one, with management positions going to workers imported from the mainland, with lower-paying stock and retail positions remaining for local workers. Maui shoppers benefit from bigger selections and lower prices, but dollars spent travel offisland into corporate coffers. On Kaua‘i, the County Council recently passed a measure directed at proliferation of big-box stores, limiting their size. The council on the Big Island is considering a similar measure targeting “superstores,” defined as outlets with 90,000 square feet or more. This January, Maui Council Chair Riki Hokama introduced a draft ordinance nearly identical to the Big Island’s pending legislation. Hokama cited the superstores’ “tremendous adverse community impacts, including traffic congestion, increased demand on government infrastructure, negative environmental consequences, and harmful, often fatal impacts on small businesses.” On its shorelines, Maui’s resort destination properties have been undergoing a transformation as well. Several properties are converting from hotel to timeshare or luxury accommodations. Marriott International, with 2,700 properties in 67 countries, converted its Ka‘anapali hotel to the Maui Marriott Ocean Club. It’s in the process of demolishing the Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa into a pricier St. Regis “hotel,” though all units will be sold as condos, starting at $1.5 million. Marriott ranks #203 on the Fortune 500 list. Starwood (#381) owns the Sheraton Maui, Westin Maui Resort & Spa and the Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. The Kapalua Bay Hotel was recently razed, making way for the luxury Residences at Kapalua, which include “fractional ownership”—timeshare in monthly increments. Next door, the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua (recently purchased by GenCom), is going through a similar transformation, effectively putting 700 hotel workers on the unemployment lines while the site is under construction. Timeshares require less service industry employees than a regular hotel, and may also bring in guests who spend less per capita, though that is disputed. Council members

recognized this inequity, and responded by establishing a property tax rate higher than any other classification—$14 per thousand of assessed property value. Local plantation/resort entity Maui Land & Pineapple, Inc. has undergone numerous changes since Steve Case of AOL/TimeWarner purchased a $39.2 million controlling interest in 1999. Case bought out retirement packages of most of the company’s top leaders, and brought in David Cole, his long-time associate, as CEO. Cole has initiated a number of major changes, from Upcountry land sales to the proposed Pulelehua subdivision and the closing of the Kahului pineapple cannery. Simultaneously, Cole has exerted his influence in other areas. He now sits on the board of directors of The Nature Conservancy, Hawaiian Electric Company, Hawai‘i Superferry and Hawai‘i Bioenergy LLC. The case of Hawai‘i Superferry is a clear example of corporate powers overwhelming community efforts for fair and legal reviews of the project’s impacts. Take major investor John F. Lehman (not part of Lehman Brothers). His profile includes being a 9/11 Commissioner, signatory to the neoconservative Project for the New American Century and former Reagan Administration Navy Secretary. According to the J.F. Lehman & Co. website, “J.F. Lehman has completed the acquisition of 14 companies in 11 investments with an aggregate value of $1.4 billion.” Norwegian Cruise Lines (NCL) has quickly muscled their way into crowded Kahului Harbor, accounting for six days in port. Aided by a foreign-flag exemption orchestrated by Democratic U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye, NCL— which began inter-island Hawai‘i cruises in 2004—obtained a tremendous advantage over other cruise ships, which must stop at a foreign port of call during their excursions. Miami-based NCL is owned by Star Cruises of Singapore and Malaysia and is the third largest cruise company in the world. But they recently announced that they would move one of their three Hawai‘i liners to Europe next summer, citing high operating and labor costs. Then there’s health food store giant Whole Foods Market, which late next year will take over Star Market in the Maui Mall. What will be their impact on independently owned health food stores like Mana Foods, Alive & Well and Hawaiian Moons? Will they go the way of other recently deposed local stores? Like it or not, we live in a society in which huge corporations exert enormous influence upon our daily lives. Only by recognizing that fact may we understand the motives of those who shape Maui’s future, and do what’s necessary to protect our quality of life and sense of place. MTW

This is the Aloha State—tranquil, serene islands in the Pacific, populated by a friendly, relaxed bunch of good folks who really hate automobiles, people who damage automobiles, people who drive automobiles and, of course, people who work for the government offices that regulate automobiles and the people who drive/damage them. Guess Maui just isn’t ready for the internal combustion engine. In the mean time, enjoy! Brrrraaaaahhh! That’s the sound your car makes as you ROAR down our road at 5:20 a.m. every weekday morning, shaking our whole family awake. I mean, if you were driving something other than a rice-burning grocery cart, maybe I could understand. But to modify and lower your import truck is just ridiculous and unnecessary, and only makes you a wanna-be. Nut-up and buy a Chevy, dude! And what’s the deal with your Harley? On weekends when you break it out, no one is safe! The sound of your bike chases birds from their nests, animals from their resting places, spills coffee and knocks people off their couches! What on Earth is so cool about having a piece of metal between your legs that makes such a racket?! Seems like penile insufficiency issues to me...

Police and to your company. Ha! I hope this teaches you a lesson, you big loser! Hey Mr. Policeman: Isn’t it your kuleana to keep the citizens of our island safe? The next time you pull someone over, could you at least have the brains to allow them to pull over in a safe area, instead of on a busy, narrow section of the highway, forcing traffic to veer into the opposite lane? What’s more important? You

making your ticket quota or the safety of our island drivers? Just because you wear a badge, it doesn’t make you above the law. Eh, guy driving the black Volkswagen on his way to Ka`ahumanu Center: You cut across two lanes without signaling or even looking behind you and didn’t even slow down! You’re damn lucky I didn’t run into your stupid ass or you’d be paying for my new car! I

This goes out to the big jackass who recently tried to run me off the road. Who do you think you are, sir?! You’re NOT God or anyone else of very high importance, except maybe to your girl, who clearly deserves better. Fancy my luck when a little while later I saw your vehicle— the company car, no less!—at our bar. You got awfully drunk and stoned, while your girl stuck to just one Heineken Light. Naturally, I reported your plates to Maui


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know Sears and Macy’s probably had some good sales going on but, brah, it’s not worth getting me all pissed off and risking having to pay for my new car. Where’d you get the idea you were on a racetrack? Whatever, just realize that even though you didn’t cause an accident this time, it doesn’t mean you won’t the next time. Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Does someone need a hug? Grow up dumbass! Learn how to drive! To the spineless idiot who hit my car in the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) parking lot and then left: Thanks a lot! You’re about the lowest form of life. People pay a lot of money for their vehicles. I’m a single mother, and what you hit was our first brand new car, which I was finally able to afford by working two jobs. Now I have a dent in the side and the paint has been scratched bad enough that I have to get the door and side painted so it doesn’t rust. The most insulting part is you didn’t even have the guts to leave a note of apology. People are more likely to be forgiving and understanding with an apology than a hit-and-run. I hope you can sleep at night because I’m going to have worry about where I’m going to get the money to pay for the repairs.

what’s coming to you. You had no reason to do what you did. I wish you nothing but trials and trouble for the rest of the year. And the next time you take it upon yourself to damage other people’s property and attempt to ruin someone else’s life, think again.

This goes out to the guy in the silver minivan going no more than five miles per hour down Front Street in Lahaina. All I did was pass you so I could drive at least the speed limit. But for some reason you got all pissed off and followed my wife and I to the Cannery Mall, where we were headed to enjoy the classic cars. You then pulled up next to us and yelled so many expletives that I actually learned a few new ones. The best part was when you called me a “stupid white boy” and said I should go back to where I came from. Newsflash genius: I was born and raised on Maui. What a great example you showed your kids, who I couldn’t help but notice were with you in the car. You need some serious help, but frankly I’m more concerned for them. What a crappy childhood they must have with you raising them.

One Saturday a few weeks ago, my four keikis and I played too late at Kam III Beach. By the time we tried to cross the road, it was nearly dark—way too dark for drivers to see a tattered mom trying to herd four sleepy kids across a crazy road. Just when it looked like we’d have to either camp out or hike to the nearest stoplight way up the road, you jogged along and then dashed halfway across the street. “Lucky jogger,” I thought, “he can just zip through the cars without worrying about keeping any kids in one piece.” Then you paused, held up your arms to alert the oncoming traffic to stop, and then waited while the kids and I trotted across the road. Then you ran back to the beach side of the street without saying a word and continued your jog. In the grand scheme of our busy world, it may have seemed like a small, insignificant gesture, but to us it was a real kindness and it made a real impact on four very impressionable little boys.

Just wanted to thank the jackass who keyed my truck in the parking lot of Sack-N-Save. I so hope you get

I still remember what you did. I’m talking about that morning when you slammed into my parked car. Even you


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admitted that my door was only open about six inches. Never did find out what you were you doing barrelin’ down the road at 2:30 in the morning. And I used to wonder why the police let you go as soon as they arrived and never even gave you a breath test. Then I saw the accident report. In fact, the officer threatened me with a DUI test, and proceeded to write a ticket for not carrying proof of insurance. In fact, I couldn’t find the insurance card until dawn because you hit us so hard the card flew out of the glove box and landed under the seat. I could have died that night, but that wasn’t enough: you still saw fit to slander us, calling us crazy and unstable and claiming that you felt threatened. And yes, I still remember the way I felt when I looked at the accident report, and saw who I was up against. This is to all the people who use Ohukai Road in Kihei as a raceway. Especially you! You know who you are. I am sick and tired of your loud, freaking truck racing up and down our street at all hours. What are you, an Ice dealer? We know you can’t drive, either, because you smashed your front end twice in the last six months. What an idiot you are. Hopefully no one got injured by one of your Ice rages. Please take your lame act back to the Mainland or take yourself out of the gene pool, future Darwin Award winner!

This goes out to the owner of the big ass Chevy diesel truck in Kihei who insists on forcing the entire neighborhood to listen to your overpowered sound system every Sunday morning. First of all, why do you let your annoying diesel engine run while you play your dumb ass rap crap? Second, don’t you have respect for your neighbors? Some of us like sleeping in, jerk! Maybe it’s time for you to move or sell your truck (I guess you bought it because of your undersized brain and penis). So please turn off that rap crap and move to Hicksville. On Sunday mornings, we like it quiet in our neighborhood. To the driver of the white sod truck that pulled onto Hana Highway in Haiku at 7:30 a.m. without bothering to see if he was cutting anyone off: I just wanted to let know that I had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting you and possibly injuring you and your passenger. Please thank your lucky star that I (1) have very quick reaction time, due to my tai chi practice and nonuse of substances; (2) was not eating or talking on my cell phone; and (3) recently had my brakes checked and had new tires installed. It appears that you were unclear as to who had the right of way. Guess what? It wasn’t you. See, there was a Yield sign at your intersection, which means you have to allow traffic in the main artery to pass

before you enter. Next time, wait! You were amazing, sistah. Here you were, driving with a cigarette in one hand, a cell-phone in the other, steering with one forearm while hunched over and yakking away. You go to some kind of school to learn skills like that? I took Driver’s Ed in high school, but they never taught us how to do what you were doing. Really, who needs drunk drivers when you’re on the road? Mahalo, pea brains at the DMV! Last week I was trying to help my Kula friend return to the world after a nearly three-month stay in Maui Memorial, so we went over to the Pukulani Satellite DMV office to get a disabled placard for his car. Oh, bradda! Your hours, clearly posted on front door, said the office was open until “10:45 a.m.” So we got there, relieved to see we were just in time—10:38 a.m. cell-phone time (linked to a big atomic clock somewhere). But the instant you saw me (a big white boy), you—a government employee paid by my tax money—jumped out of your chair like a spider bit you on the ass and ran over to lock the front door. When I tried the door, you yelled that you were closed. “Na, you go away,” you said. “We close lunch.” So then I pleaded if you could just answer a quick question. “Na, you no listen,” you said. “We close lunch. Go away.” Meanwhile, my friend just waited in his car. Thanks.

I am a local woman with all the Aloha Spirit in the world, but it’s hard to keep it when you have tourists acting as if they are gods here. Not long ago I was driving down Front Street and a big fat-ass tourist woman and her kids were walking accross the road. So I politely yelled, “Use a crosswalk next time and it would be safer to cross” and proceeded to go about my business. Then I pulled in to the gas station across from Safeway. That’s when you pulled in behind me and started screaming, “That’s that fuckin’ crosswalk bitch!” Being that I’m a local I spun my car around to find out what such a fat cow was yelling at, only to find that you were yelling at me. “If you’re in Hawai‘i, learn the Hawaiian way,” I told you. Didn’t it bother you that as you were cursing me, there were small children in your car? It certainly bothered me, which is why I yelled, “Good example for your children.” So then your husband jumped out and started telling me to shut up. That’s when I lost it. “Fuckin’ dumbass tourists!” I yelled. “Spend your money and go home.” Now I’m mad. What the hell do I do? I’m just trying to keep it nice, keep the Aloha Spirit, but it was just too much. So please, if you’re new to Hawai‘i, please look out for your children, look out for people around you, and please, please, don’t be stupid. This one goes out to the braddah who shined his brights on me and followed me one night, then whacked my car and called me out. Brah, I just wanted to say I was fully in the wrong and would have done the same thing if I was in your place. I hope the next time we meet that it will be on the beach watching the sunset with an icy cold beverage. I apologize for my piss-poor behavior—no matter how bad a day I was having, it did not excuse my Mainland attitude. I just want to let you know that it weighs heavily on my conscience when I think how I could have acted differently. I know that this island is preserved by family integrity and not reckless egocentric agendas. I had forgotten that, and I am sorry. Send your completely anonymous denunciations of anyone or anything on the island to Eh Brah!, c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or email them to MTW


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Nazo’s Home of the best oxtail min on the planet

The Oxtail Min

Nazo’s Restaurant 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

My diet usually consists of cruelty-free mushrooms and free-range lettuce. But there are dark times when a carnal lust unravels deep within my hypothalamus. During these moments, there’s just one thing that can placate it: meat. Specifically, the oxtail min at Nazo’s Restaurant in Wailuku. Nazo’s is perched on the type of hill that would make a stick shift flaccid. Since I’ve got an aversion to flaccidity in all its forms, I usually park beneath the restaurant. The environment there is dark, and when you walk inside, you almost expect to smell cigarettes and see a worn-out detective nursing a glass of scotch. It’s a small, cozy establishment; the seating capacity is a mere 40 people. The walls are painted as though a bottle of mustard exploded nearby, and the booth seats have been known to eat keys. This is definitely not the place to have an acid trip, but it is a very good place to eat. I’m assuming that since their oxtail soup carries the title of “World Famous,” it’s the most popular dish on the menu. Even if the descriptor is a bit dramatic, there’s no question that people everywhere should familiarize themselves with the soup. The meat is tender and the broth holds a medley of green onions, bamboo shoots, mushrooms and, strangely enough, peanuts. As long as you avoid thinking about where you find the tail on an ox, the soup is uncom-

monly delicious. In any case, the soup comes with macaroni salad and your choice of rice or mashed potatoes. I love the soup, but my favorite dish is the oxtail min. It’s really quite simple: think oxtail soup, minus the rice and macaroni salad, with a tangle of noodles floating around in the broth. To be honest, I can’t recall ordering anything at Nazo’s but the oxtail min. Well, I did have a few flings with the aforementioned soup, as well as a bowl or two of saimin and miso min (Nazo’s offers a wide assortment of authentic local cuisine as well), but when it came right down to it, they really didn’t mean anything to me. They’re great items, don’t get me wrong, but what’s the point of ordering something other than the house special? Or in my case, the house special with noodles? MTW

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Hamburger Steak (top) and Pig Feet Soup (right)

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Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 8930263. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Asian Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. Tu-Sun, 7 a.m. 4 p.m. & 5 p.m. 9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. $ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $

AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food. Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5 - 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m.-midnight. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market St., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. MTh, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10 a.m.9 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. M-Sat 11 - 9 p.m. Sun 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat nightclub 9 p.m.-1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 8730220. $$

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2428813. $

Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su-Th 11 a.m. 9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3-5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776.

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Market Street Cafe & Sushi - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2444100. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 2441567. $$

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. MSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2448282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Th 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. F-Sat 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8779033. $ Home Maid Bakery - Bakery, breakfast and lunch bentos. Daily 5 a.m.-10 p.m. 1005 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4150. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9 p.m.; Sa, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. & 5p.m.-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. MF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku. 249-8955. $

Not to be used with any other coupons or discounts. Coupon has no cash value. Coupon expires 12-31-07


AUGUST 9, 2007




Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. MTh, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8930700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 8710828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. MSa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8778779. Takamiya Market - Local. M-Sa 5:30 a.m.6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2443404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10:30 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. 9 a.m-2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-2323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$


$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-7 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $

Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 2427928. $

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Sushi bar until 10 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

Fiesta Time - Mexican. Tu-Su 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $

Cheeseburger Island Style - Casual American. 11 a.m.-10 p.m.The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. Daily 11 a.m.- 2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $

Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su-Th 11 a.m.- 11 p.m., FrSa 11 a.m.-Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 8911400. $

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Duo - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-8 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M-Sa 6 p.m.- 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. Su-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. Lunch Tu-Su 11:30 a.m.2 p.m. Daily 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. Daily 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse - BBQ. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 879-8711. $

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Happy Hour Menu Served from 3:30pm to 5:00pm in the Bar & Lounge Area Only

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu-Sa 6:30 a.m.- 6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Happy Hour Drinks

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Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

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Beer $2

Mango Wings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6.00

Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light, Heineken Light

Quesadilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5.00 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . . . .6.50 Chicken Fingers . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

French Fries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50 Chips & Salsa . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50

Dinner Served 5pm - 10pm Full Bar

Ceasar Salad . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . . . .6.00


Wine $4 Mondavi Cabernet & Chardonnay

Onion Rings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

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Shrimp Cocktail . . . . . . . . . . . .9.00

Chicken Chili Cup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2.95 Bowl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.95

Tropicals $5 Mai Tais & Margaritas

Well Drinks $4 Smirnoff, Cruzan, Gordon’s, Dewars, Margaritaville



LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-F, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $


$$$→$40 and up

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m.-1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$ Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043. Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8758366. $

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 8798611. $

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 410 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 8750839. $

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 8912002. $

Tip-Ups Tavern - Casual American. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-8880. $$$

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$


The Booze Bradas Wed. Night: Alaskan King Crab Thurs. Night: Prime Rib

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$


John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727261. $

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5724877. $

Kula Sandalwoods Cafe - Breakfasts, sandwiches and salads. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 15427 Haleakala Hwy, Kula, 878-3523. $

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Pizza and comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $ Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m. Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 5739044. $ Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$ Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh Coffee, pizza, salads. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000.

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

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Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - M-Th 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Fish, steak, burgers. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380. Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate -Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. MF, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

WEST MAUI Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888. Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 6613322. $ Angelina’s - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4053. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.12 p.m.; 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 6679062. $


$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Tu-Su 5:30-8:30 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Su 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348. $

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 3:30-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 6610937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 -10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m.-10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $ The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $ Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Su-Th 10 a.m.-10 p.m.; F 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11:30 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

DJ’s - International local food. M-Sa, 7:30-9 p.m.; Su, 7:30-2 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-1 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 6672003. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 3-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 11 a.m-10:30 p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$


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Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. -2 p.m.; 5:30-9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$


$$$→$40 and up

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6672663. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani Rd., 661-9888.

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homemade swissli. Daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776.

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 6619090. $$

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $ Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m., 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 6672525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-9955. $$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m.- 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:309 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5-10:30 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506. $$. Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 661-6628. $

Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890.

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.10 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali, 661-3123. $$

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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Words of Wisdom Thursday (Aug 9), 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center [MUSIC] Legendary singer, songwriter and guitarist Stephen Stills is famous for a lot of very good reasons. He was a core member of the blues and rock group Buffalo Springfield before he helped form the super-group Crosby, Stills & Nash (and Young). He was twice inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1997, making Hall history. And he ranked high on Rolling Stone’s list of the “100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time.” He was also buddies with Jimi Hendrix, which is just cool. But if I had to single out my personal favorite reason why Stephen Stills rocks, it would be for his words of undeniable wisdom: “If you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.” I’m sure this simple line has consoled countless starcrossed lovers and bored, desperate housewives since it was first uttered. Stills has clearly earned his bragging rights and now he’s bringing re-mastered classics and brand new material with him to wow the Maui crowd. Tickets: $45, $35. For info call MACC, 242-7469. (JESSICA ARMSTRONG)


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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Starr Begley

Dancing Naked

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Friday (Aug. 10), 7 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku

Friday to Sunday (Aug. 10-12), 6 p.m. Friday and 10 a.m. on Sat, Sun, War Memorial Gymnasium [FESTIVAL] There’s a whole lot of shaking going on, but not the kind that makes you tune into the tsunami watch or bang on your apartment ceiling to remind the neighbors that the walls are really thin. It’s the 10th Annual Tahitian Festival, taking place at War Memorial Gym. You’ll be treated to traditional dance and drumming, all done by gorgeous, exquisitely dressed performers. These performers radiate warmth in their smiles, tans and full bodies. Unlike some of us, who are socially awkward, haven’t gone to the beach in a while and are full in all the wrong places. Advance tickets: $8, $12. Door: $10, $15. For information visit [YNEZ TONGSON]

[EVENT] And by naked I don’t mean “in the nude.” Estatic Deeksha Dancing is all about getting your consciousness to a higher level and freeing yourself from all the crap that you have going on. So it’s more like naked soul dancing, but with feet and body moves. Just imagine how fricking awesome your “drop pop and lock” will be once you rid yourself of negative energy. Bliss, dude–pure, unadulterated bliss. Namaste. I do recognize the spirit within you and it’s foxy, baby. Free. For more information call: 575-9390.

Your Car is Cherry Saturday (Aug. 11), 1-9 p.m. at the War Memorial Stadium, Kahului [AUTOFEST] “We like the cars, the cars that go BOOM. We’re Tigra and Bunny and we like the BOOM.” Please tell me that you all remember that song. Old Skool, baby! The 4th Annual Hawaiian Isles Autofest is going to kick ass. It always kicks ass. It’s Maui’s largest custom vehicle event. This ain’t your grandpa’s car show. There will be tons of giveaways, prizes, girls and of course a sound-off competition. You wouldn’t believe how technical a soundoff competition is, friends. Trust me that the boys in the auto world have been tuning their cars for weeks. Literally. Don’t miss all the awesomeness. Tickets: $15. Vehicle entry: $30. Call 244-7799 or visit: for more details.


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Super Happy Tuesday (Aug. 14) 7:30 p.m at the Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului [PEP TALK] Lisa Nichols is an author, motivational speaker, producer, luminary in the movie The Secret, and the founder and CEO of Motivating the Teen Spirit. In addition, she has been interviewed by the likes of Oprah and Larry King. It’s safe to say she’s pretty much a big deal. Well, she’ll be speaking on “Living the Secret in Hawaii: Creating Your Ultimate Joy,” on Aug. 17, at the Maui Beach Hotel. Did you catch that? Not just regular joy, but ULTIMATE joy. Since this is not your everyday sort of joy, guests will not be able to reserve seats in advance; tickets will only be sold at the door, the night of the event. It’s said that Lisa Nichols always leaves the audience wanting more. Kind of like how I make you pay attention by starting a sentence, then… Tickets: $25. For more information visit or call 875-8820. [YT]


Makena Time! (maybe) Wednesday (Aug. 15) at 1:30 p.m. in the Maui County Council Chambers [PUBLIC HEARING] The immense build-out of South Maui continues. Two weeks ago, the County Council Land Use Committee began thrashing around Wailea 670 and its 1,400 proposed homes. Now the committee’s Aug. 15 agenda wasn’t released by press time, but it’s likely they will start looking at the Makena Resort expansion, which will include 1,100 new luxury units. The Wailea 670 Environmental Impact Statement dated to 1988, but Makena’s is ancient by comparison—the sucker was written back in 1974, when Nixon was still in office! Making matters a little more interesting, superdeveloper Everett Dowling is now one of Makena Resort’s owners, and he usually gets his way. Should be a good meeting, but to be safe call 270-7838 to confirm Makena’s on the agenda. The Council Chambers are located on the 8th floor of the Kalana O Maui Building, 200 S. High St. in Wailuku. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]


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Final Hour Chan and Tucker go out with a whimper In their third and ostensibly last outing together, Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker go through the motions of energizing the Rush Hour franchise, albeit with less physical action and much less apparent joy. Director Brett Ratner also returns following the first two Rush Hour installments that began in 1998 when Jackie Chan still possessed the youthful vigor to execute eyepopping stunts, and Chris Tucker was enough of a soprano-voiced anomaly to induce involuntary laughs whenever he opened his mouth.

Rush Hour 3

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/91 min.

It’s been six years since Rush Hour 2, and police officer Carter (Tucker) has been demoted to traffic cop, a job he treats with such dance-move-irreverence that car flow around his designated intersection doesn’t stand a chance. Agent Lee (Chan) is busy acting as bodyguard to Chinese Ambassador Han (Tzi Ma) who suffers an assassination attempt while giving a speech before the World Criminal Court in Los Angeles where he was about to name the leader of an international crime ring. A foot chase across a busy highway puts Lee in striking range of the hit man, but he’s unable to shoot when he discovers that it is his “brother” Kenji (Hiroyuki Sanada), now aligned with the Triad crime gang working in Paris, France where Lee and Carter will soon follow. The duo receive a rubber-gloved welcome to the Gallic country by its chief police inspector (well played in an uncredited cameo by Roman Polanski), and sustain a stream of insults toward America from

A case of mistaken ethnicities? their opinionated taxi driver George (Yvan Attal). But George changes his editorial tune after Lee appoints him “super spy” in order to escape a crew of Triad motorcyclists that knock the doors off the taxi in their hot pursuit. It’s the movie’s first major chase scene and although Ratner ramps up the stunts–a cyclist flies through the

back of a truck and out of its front window–he doesn’t push the action to the degree that modern audiences have come to expect from watching films like The Transporter. The series’ formula of carefully layered slapstick gags, mixed with Jackie Chan’s inimitable martial arts prowess, hits a high point during a snappy parlor room battle between Lee and gambling-club owner Jasmine (Youki Kudoh), a dragon lady with a spike-filled fan that she throws with blinding accuracy. Carter enthusiastically listens outside the door, thinking that the shouts and grunts emanating from inside are the effect of Lee’s love making efforts. The scene is the closest the movie comes to achieving a Pink Panther brand of humor that the Rush Hour films identify with. But even here, the screenwriter and director squander an opportunity to infuse the sequence with personality. If Lee and Jasmine had some ongoing scintillating dialogue, we could have gotten a more satisfying sense of their characters during their battle-as-sex contest. As with the first two movies, the third act climax is where the most sustained action is, and regardless of the flagging chemistry between Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, it’s a payoff that works better than it has a right to. The Jules Verne restaurant atop the Eiffel Tower is the setting for a grand nighttime showdown that takes the action out onto the tower’s exposed support beams. The extended acrobatic battle gains visual momentum for the ingenious photography and CGI that believably place our heroes high above Paris on its most iconic structure. There’s no denying that the producers waited too many years before making the final installment. It’s too late in Chan’s remarkable career for the martial arts master to perform the kind of stunts that his fans expect. As a gifted physical comedian, there’s hope that the actor will find a new cinematic path to fulfill his talents. But Tucker’s limited comedic range seems to have a more difficult transition ahead because he has remained too reliant on the Rush Hour franchise for his bread and butter. MTW

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Wednesday, August 15 EVENING - (PG13) - Drama - Claire Danes and Meryl Streep star in this emotional film about the bond between mothers and daughters. On her death-bed a woman spends her final hours revealing the secret of a long-lost lover to her daughters, who are then forced to take stock of their own lives and loves. 117 min. (Jessica Armstrong)

New This Week DADDY DAY CAMP - (PG) - Comedy When two dads with no knowledge of the great outdoors–or childcare–take over a summer day camp things quickly spin out of control in a “this one time, at band camp” way. 93 min. (JA) RUSH HOUR 3 - (PG13) - Action, Comedy - Detective Carter and Inspector Lee are back where they don’t belong–this time in Paris–and over their heads in trouble trying to save the life of an old friend while taking down a notorious crime ring. 90 min. (JA SKINWALKERS - (PG13) - Horror - 13 year old Timothy, a half-blood, controls the destiny of his werewolf family as two packs battle over an ancient prophecy. Fed on flesh and human blood, one pack is hell bent to retain their animal ways while the other is desperate to end the curse of bloodlust. Creepy. 110 min. (JA) STARDUST - (PG13) - SciFi, Romance - A love struck young lad goes on a quest for a fallen star, battling an evil witch and the three

Let’s do lunch! living and four dead sons of a king, all for the love of a beautiful but ice cold woman. And here I was thinking romance is dead. 130 min. (JA)

Now Showing THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM - Action (PG13) - Matt Damon is back to prove once again that he’s smarter than a room full of CIA agents and more bad-ass than a dozen super assassins. We’ll be watching for flashes of those awesome abs and glimpses of that tantilizing armpit hair. Awwwww yeaaaaaah. 111 min. (JA) BRATZ – (PG) – Comedy – Show some “Bratitude” and refuse to take your six year old to this movie about hoochied-out teens being (how did you guess?) bratty. The main issues pondered here are: boys, talent shows, and how evil females are. I don’t know about you, but my kid gets enough of that watching daytime soaps. 90 min. (Liliana Begley)

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HAIRSPRAY - (PG) - Musical - In 1962, Tracy Turnblad is a big girl with big dreams and even bigger hair, but size isn’t going to stop her from making it onto Baltimore’s hippest TV dance party. 115 min. (JA) HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - (PG13) - Family - Now into their fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry and the gang are back for another round of crooked wizards, crazy demons and nasty teachers. On top of that, they’ve got to handle the outbursts of rage and nerve racking crushes that come with that oh-so-magical part of life called puberty. 138 min. (JA) HOT ROD - (PG13) - Comedy - The son of a daredevil test rider thinks he’s got what it takes to

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jump a moped over 15 city buses. Or a public pool. Or a raging bonfire. I don’t think he has it. 88 min. (JA) I KNOW WHO KILLED ME - (R) - Thriller - Small town America is rocked when Aubrey (Lindsay Lohan) is abducted, tortured and mutilated by a serial killer. But when she escapes, she suddenly thinks she’s a sleazy stripper named Dakota. 105 min. (JA) I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY - (PG13) - Comedy - Chuck owes Larry big time for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in the favor in the form of an unusual marriage proposal to save his pension. We get to watch manly men get up close and personal with their sexuality as they strive to behave like newlyweds. 110 min. (JA) LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD - (PG13) - Action - A better title would be: Live Hard or Die Trying... Willis is back as John McClane–and (presumably) saves the day after bad guys try to shut down America after a July 4th attack. 130 min. (LB) NO RESERVATIONS – (PG) – Comedy, Remake – Catherine Zeta-Jones plays a superstar chef whose life is turned upside down, while Aaron Eckhart plays a new sous chef who dances for coins. Well, maybe not that last part. 105 min. (Anthony Pignataro) RATATOUILLE - (G) - Family, Animated - Remy the rat dreams of becoming a French chef, but can’t get his claw in the door. Despite being vermin-aly challenged, his determination and talent for cooking sets the Paris dining scene on fire. 111 min. (JA) RESCUE DAWN - (PG13) - Action, Adventure Based on a true story about German-born Dieter Dengler whose obsession with flight leads him to join the U.S. military. Then he’s shot down in Vietnam and has to plot his escape from a POW camp. 120 min. (JA) THE SIMPSONS MOVIE – (PG-13) – Animation, Comedy – Homer must save the world from some disaster he let loose. Sounds like every episode, which in this case, is a good thing. 85 min. (AP) TRANSFORMERS - (PG13) - Animation Intergalactic battle between the Auobots and Deceptacons is threatening Earth. Optimus Prime Rocks! 140 min. (LB)

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UNDERDOG - (PG) - Comedy - A crime-fighting, talking, superhero dog gets adopted by a disbelieving 12-year-old boy and then tries to save Capitol City. 84 min. (JA)

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WHO’S YOUR CADDY? - (PG13) - Comedy Superstar rapper C-Note doesn’t blend in at a country club full of old, stuck-up white collars, so he and his entourage go about making themselves at home. 93 min. (JA)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th 1:30, 2:40, 4:10, 5:20, 6:50, 8, 9:40; F-Su 12, 1:30, 2:40, 4:10, 5:20, 6:50, 8, 9:40; M-W1:30, 2:40, 4:10, 5:20, 6:50, 8, 9:40 Daddy Day Camp - PG - Th 2:25, 4:40, 6:55, 9:10; F-Su 12:10, 2:25, 4:40, 6:55, 9;10; M-W 2:25, 4:40, 6:55, 9:10 Harry Potter - PG13 - Th 1:40, 4:40, 7:45, F-W 1:40, 4:40 Hot Rod - PG13 - Th 2:45, 5; F-Su 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:45; M-W 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:45 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry PG13 - Th 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30, F-W 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30 Live Free or Die Hard - PG13 - Th 1:10, 4:05, 7, 9:55; F-W 7:45 No Reservations - PG - Th 2, 2:30, 4:30, 5, 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10; F-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; M-W 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Rush Hour 3 - PG13 - F-Su 12:15, 12:45, 2:30, 3, 4:45, 5:15, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45; M-W2:30, 3, 4:45, 5:15, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45 Simpsons - PG13 - Th 2:05, 2:35, 3, 4:20, 4:50, 5:15, 6:35, 7:05, 7:35, 8:50, 9:20, 9:50; F-Su 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20; M-W 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20 Skinwalkers - PG13 - F-Su 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30; M-W 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30 Stardust - PG13 - F-Su 12:35, 3:30, 6:30, M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:25

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Bratz - PG - Th 1:15, 4:05, 7:05, 9:30; F-W 1:15, 3:45, 7:05, 9:30 Hairspray - PG - Daily 1, 4:15, 7:10, 9:45 I Know Who Killed Me - R - Th-W 12:15, 2:45 Ratatouille - G - Daily 12:45, 3:35, 6:45, 9:35 Transformers - PG13 - Daily 12:10, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45 Underdog - PG - Daily 12:25, 2:35, 4:45, 7, 9:15 Who’s Your Caddy? - PG13 - Th-W 5:10, 7:15, 9:30;

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7:15, 10:05; Su-W 1, 4:05, 7:15 Harry Potter - PG13 - Th only 1, 4:05, 7 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry PG13 - Th 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, F-Sa 1:15, 4:30, 7:30, 10; Su-W 1:15, 4:30, 7:30 Rush Hour 3 - PG13 - F-Sa 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:30; Su-W 1:30, 4:15, 7 Simpsons - PG13 - Th 1:45, 4:45, 7:45; F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 9:45; Su-W 1:45, 4:45, 7:45

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) Daddy Day Camp - PG - F 3:30, 6:30, 9; Sa-Su 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9; M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9 Hairspray - PG - Th only 6:45 Hot Rod - PG13 - Th 4:15, 7, 9:45; F4, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30; M-W 4, 7, 9:30 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry PG13 - Th only 4, 9:30 No Reservations - PG - Th only 3:30, 6:30, 9 Rush Hour - PG13 - F 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; M-W 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Underdog - PG - Th 3:45, 7:15, 9:15; F 3:45, 6:45, 9:15; Sa-Su 1:15, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15; M-W 3:45, 6:45, 9:15

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Nacho the Mariachi Bringing a little bit of Mexico to Maui It’s early one Saturday evening. There are a just a few people scattered throughout the coffee shop. A young woman frantically taps the keys on her laptop as an older couple chats with their granddaughter. A few moments later, a family visiting from Canada orders ice cream. Then a petite man makes his way to the tiny stage in front of the window. He sits on the stool, picks up his guitar and starts strumming. When he’s done tuning, he looks out at the small crowd and smiles.

“What you like to hear?” he says in a thick Spanish accent. “Sad song? Mariachi song? Romantic song? Rock and roll?”

Nacho the Mariachi Mon.-Sat., 6:30-8:30 p.m. at Hawaiian Village Coffee, 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Kahana, 665-1114. The older couple suggests something romantic. And when the man begins singing “Besame Mucho,” everybody in the café stops what they’re doing and looks up. Ignacio Cardenas was born in Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico. His mom and dad sang in duets throughout the country. His brother was a composer, who wrote lots of well-known songs in Mexico, including one recorded by the band Machos. Nacho began singing publicly at age six, and learned how to play guitar when he was nine. He recorded his first album at 12.


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Nacho was one of five young performers in the Mexican pop group Los Picoliños. They toured Mexico and Baja California, along with two teachers for voice and guitar, and enjoyed much success. But as the two girls in the band grew up and got married, the group disbanded. At age 17, Nacho went solo, touring the country, including bullfighting rings like Mexico City’s famous Plaza de Toros, where his audience sometimes topped 15,000. Once, he sang with the acclaimed Mexican actor/singer Antonio Aguilar—the only Hispanic performer to sell out Madison Square Garden in New York for six consecutive nights. The popular music at that time in Jalisco was “mariachi”—a celebratory music of the country that incorporated Spanish, African, folk, jazz, pop and even polka. Consequently, Nacho’s repertoire spans widely. He insists he has a song for every occasion. All the songs he sings are his favorite, he says through an interpreter. He does-

n’t prefer one genre over the other; he loves them all. “They are like my children,” he says. Whether it’s sad or romantic, a dance song or one about drinking, Nacho tries to interpret each so his particular audience that night will enjoy it. He says the children like the funny songs, where he sometimes makes effective donkey sounds. The young people like the upbeat songs like “La Bamba” and rock and roll. The older crowd enjoys the classics like “Vaya Con Dios” or “La Cucaracha”—“the songs of my parents,” he says. And his vocal range is impressive, often drawing audible gasps and clapping from the crowd mid-tune. “Since I was a boy and singing,” Nacho says, “I practiced and practiced.” He’s also composed some songs, and has recorded three CDs—possibly more, he can’t quite recall—and locally won a Best Latin Music competition for his CD, Amor Amor Amor. He’s been on Maui for nearly 13 years, and has six kids. “My family has been moving here little by little,” he says. “One son got married, moved here… then another one came. Then I said I might as well come.” Although Nacho is older now, and his health somewhat frail—he can’t see or hear well, and makes routine visits for kidney dialysis—he still does free performances six nights a week at Hawaiian Village Coffee in Kahana. He says it makes him very happy to see people enjoying his singing—if they didn’t, it would make him very sad. Then he picks up his guitar again, squints his eyes and smiles out at the small crowd. “What you like to hear? Mariachi song? Romantic song? Funny song? Flamenco? Song de Cuba?” MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Stephen Stills - Thursday, Aug 9. See “Words of Wisdom,” page 23. Tickets: $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469 Maui Calls - Friday, Aug 10. This fabulous event sold out ages ago, so you and I can wallow in our sadness over not going to the MACC annual gala fundraiser. Yeah, there’ll be a tons of fun entertainment, art and exhibits, all set to a Paniolo theme. But I’m sure we’ll find something much better to do this Friday, and we’ll thumb our noses at those lucky bastards in Kahului. Tickets: Sold Out!, A & B Amphitheater, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE So ‘Jus Buckaloose! - Sat, Aug 18. Get ready for gut-busting laughter with the hilarious comedy duo Da Braddahs, aka Jmes Roche and Tony Silva, who’s outrageous local kine comedy and array of ridiculous characters keep the laughs coming all night long. Musical guest Lawa will be on hand to provide comic relief, give you a chance to breathe deep and get to the restroom, cuz you won’t want to have a full bladder for these brother’s “Buckaloose” performance. Tickets: $20. 7 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969. Ho`omana`o 2007 - Sun, Aug 19. Keep the information and entertainment coming by supporting commercial free, volunteer run and distinctly eclectic radio station Mana’o 91.5 FM at its annual fundraiser. Some of Maui’s finest musicians and vocalist will be performing, including Grammy winner George Kahumoku Jr. and Raitea Helm and the Ola Hou Band, while radio personality and Mana’o Queen DJ Kathy Collins emcee’s. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but the Barefoot Natives, aka Willie K and Eric Gilliom, may be making a cameo as well. OK, maybe I did want to spoil it. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 4 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Three Dog Night - Thu, Aug 30. Arguably one of the most popular bands of the early seventies, Three Dog Night moved more records and sold

more concert tickets than any other band between 1969 and 1974. They’ve had 21 consecutive Top 40 hits, including Mama Told Me (Not To Come), Shambala, Joy To The World, and Black and White. Four decades later they’re still performing hit songs, packing venues and selling albums, but now they’ve got over 7000 friends on Now that’s something to be proud of! Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469.

Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.


10th Annual Tahitian Festival - Celebrate Tahitian culture with enough dancing, drumming and costumes to transport you to a different tropical paradise. Entrance: $15, $10. 10 a.m. War Memorial Gym, Kahului.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 9 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911 In the Green - Every Thu. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialties, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 10 10th Annual Tahitian Festival - Celebrate Tahitian culture with enough dancing, drumming and costumes to transport you to a different tropical paradise. Entrance: $15, $10. 10 a.m. War Memorial Gym, Kahului. Sharing Secrets - Best selling author Lisa Nichols of The Secret will be enlightening us with personal empowerment techniques for creating your ultimate joy. Tickets: $25 at the door. 7:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului. Mood Movement - Unload mental bagage and raise your conciousness through estatic deeksha dancing. Free. 7 p.m. at Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free. 4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.


The Who? - The owls, that who! Programs in the Park presents “Owls. Silent Hunters on the Wing” at Hosmer Grove Campground for all of you that didn’t get that joke. Program is free, park entrance is $10 per vehicle. Haleakala National Park, 572-4452. Pimp That Ride - Auto Fest is Maui’s largest custom vehicle event, complete with prizes, giveaways, a sound-off competition, pretty ladies, huge rims, jacked up trucks, big speakers–you get the picture. $15. 1 p.m. at the War Memorial Stadium, Kahului, 244-7899. Cinema Night - Every Sat. Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick: “Easy Rider.” $5, 9:30 p.m., 30 Baldwin Ave., 579-8021. Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Teknding. Walk-ins only. Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Oh hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.


10th Annual Tahitian Festival - Celebrate Tahitian culture with enough dancing, drumming and costumes to transport you to a different tropical paradise. (See pg. 24) Entrance: $15, $10. 10 a.m. War Memorial Gym, Kahului. Jazzy - The Maui Jazz Society is returning for an encore performance, featuring Lonnie Williams on sax, Shiro Mori on keyboard, Nils Rosenblad on guitar, Mike Finkiewicz on bass and Michael Buono on drums. Sounds great to me. Free. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali. Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103. Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihie, 298-9022. Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Monday, AUGUST 13 Friends of Haleakala National Park - Wildlife biologists Cathleen Natividad Bailey and Joy Tamayose will highlight the life cycles, habits, habitats and amazing flights of the endangered ‘ua’u, or Hawaiian dark-rumped petrels. Free. 7 p.m., Pukalani Tavares Community Center. 876-1673. Adobe Seminar - Learn to effectively integrate all kinds of Adobe software and creat more professional pages for print and web. Drawings for cool high-tech prizes, pupus and beverages provided. Free. 5 p.m., MacNet, 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului. RSVP 893-8484.

Join our TEQUILA CLUB & Enjoy Preferred Seating! Ask your server how to join! Enjoy Kihei’s Best Sunsets with a Basket of Free Chips and Sip on Our Killer Margaritas! 844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600


AUGUST 9, 2007


The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/09

Friday 08/10

Saturday 08/11

Sunday 08/12

Monday 08/13 – Wednesday 08/15


Estee Grahm No cover, 10pm

Earl Love No cover, 10pm

Bobby Ingram No cover, 10pm

Gordon Samuelson No cover

MON-Sal Godinez, No cover; TUE-Gina Martinelli, No cover; WED-Joe Benedet No cover


Dirty Thursdays No cover, 10pm

WILD 105.5 No cover, 10pm

Flirt Party No cover, 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BUBBA GUMPS 889 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3111


Rio Thing No cover

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Scotty Rotten No cover, 9pm

Scotty Rotten No cover, 9pm Pau Hana Party

David Hudson $20, 9:30pm Planetary Bandits $7, 10pm

Marty Dread $7, 9pm

MON - Open Mic Night No cover

Jungle Funk $10, 9:45pm

WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Boomshot $10, 9:45pm

Soulflower $7, 10pm

MON - Kanoa and friends, $5, 10pm; TUE - Anuhea & Vince Esquire $5, 10pm; WED- Vince Esquire $7, 10pm

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

Flamenco for Beginners - Every Mon. Rosalind Modica teaches the passionate and powerful movements of exotic dance from Spain, Morocco, India, Persia and other far-away lands. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 14 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209. Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271. Global Folk - Every Tue. Get down, international style. Maui International and Israeli Folk dancing group is holding fun dance sessions. Free. 5-8 p.m., Shalom Synangogue, 634 Alulke St., N. Kihei Rd., 874-5397. In the Green - Every Tue. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialtie, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

mature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050. Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something!- Maybe a mug or a teapot and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819. Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819. Music Menagerie - Every Tue. A music inspired hour of dance, storytime, puppetry and interactive play for little ones and their parents. $15, 9:15 a.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

WEDNESDAY, August 15


Nutrition Talk - Join Dr. John Kelly for a discussion on plant based diet, cutting edge nutrition science and lifestyle medicine with a focus on veganism. Free. 7 p.m., Cameron Center Auditorium, Wailuku, 575-7694.

Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions-- dialog and a readers circle too. Various times, Island Wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.

Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424.

Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialog group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the, “Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details.

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.


Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 2445263.


Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811.

After-School Help - Every Mon-Fri Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260. Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of pre-


AUGUST 9, 2007

MON - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm; WED - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm

Marc Wilde No cover, 9pm

Wine Tasting


WED - Ultra Fab Night, No cover, 10pm

Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St.Lahaina. Save the Forest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma’alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.


Gail Swanson No cover, 9pm

MON - Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Jazz, No cover 9pm; WED - Sonny B, No cover, 9pm

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Tai Chi - Every Tue. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135. Surfing Contest - Sat., Sept. 8. The Peter Miller Foundation is hosting the Third Annual Shorebreak Classic surfing contest at Kalama Beach Park in Kailua, with divisions for groms, boys, girls and juniors, to promote the both the sport of surfing and the foundation’s charitable efforts in memory of Peter Miller, Jason, Bogle and David Aluli. Entry forms are available at HIC surf shop in Kailua, Oahu. Register now.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 6:30p.m., Front Street, 661-6284. WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus. 6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583. Art Show - Ongoing through Aug. Internationally reknowned painter David Lee is displaying a collections of paintings that interpret the tranquility of nature. Quan Gallery, Front Street, 667-2575. Tri-Hue Watercolor Demonstration - Fri. Aug 10. Artist Jeanne Hardie will be creating abstract watercolor paintings using only the three primaries to create a full palate of colors. Free. 6:30-9 p.m. Quan Gallery, Front Street, 667-2575. Art Show - Sat, Aug 11. Opening reception for a new collection by Kirk Kurokawa. His paintings of local people and scenes are a reflection on the narrative of Maui life. Show runs through Aug 28. 6 p.m. at Viewpoints Gallery, The Courtyard in Makawao, Baldwin Ave, 572-5979.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

TV/RADIO Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, listen as Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52,, 573-3084. Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/09

Friday 08/10

Saturday 08/11

Sunday 08/12

Monday 08/13 – Wednesday 08/15


MON - Marty Dread, $10, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

MGM Band No cover, 9pm

Bob Jones & Hard Drive No cover, 9pm

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

DJ Danny $10, 10pm

DJ Danny $5, 10pm

Vince Esquire No cover

TBA No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

DJ Chronic No cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups $5, 10pm

Sirus Solo No cover, 10pm

JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001


MON - DJ Chronic, No cover, 10pm WED - Tony Ray Band, $5, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

MON - Jarod, No cover; TUE - Da Ha-y-ans, No cover; WED - Chico and Da Kine, No cover

Fine Line No cover

Maui Underground No cover, 9pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811


Gina Martinelli No cover, 9pm


KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Road, Kihei, 874-1811. Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9944. Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, Kihei, 879-0004. Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052. Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troup; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Rockhouse All Stars No cover, 9pm

p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Joyce and Gord, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.


Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 69 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. Fri, Omar & Friends. All sets 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Salsa & Latin; Sat, “Tory Smith”- Island music. All sets 6:308:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Gian Dons - Wed, Sat, Earl Gray & Joel Love; Thu, Bobby Ingram; Fri, Nezzo. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Hawaiian Contemporary; Also Sat, Benoit Jazz Works; All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, Peter DeAquino. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Fri, Llayne & France; Sat, Mark & Mike; Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu-Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat-Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Nexus, No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 9pm


Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Saturday, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.


Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Mon, Neto & Friends. 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawrence and Friends.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 610 p.m.


Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100

Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6284.

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; All sets 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brian; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to or fax (808) 244-0446


AUGUST 9, 2007


The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 08/09

Friday 08/10

Saturday 08/11

Jazz Night $10, 9pm

Club Dance $10, 9pm

Club Dance $10, 9pm

LIQUIDS 49 East Lipoa St., Kihei - 875-0880

LOBBY LOUNGE Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 9pm


Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

WED - Ballroom & Country Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 10pm

MON - Salsa,TUE - Rainbow Night

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220


WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,Kahana - 669-3474

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON-Junior Guys, No cover 10pm; TUES-Trad Session & The Irish Rovers, No cover, 10pm; WED-Open Mic

Backyard Sessions

MON - Dollar Balla; $5; WED - Live Music w/ An Den


DJ Nutmeg $5, 10pm

DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090


Live Jazz No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341


Live Jazz No cover, 9pm

Playhouse w/ DJ K Smooth

Three Amigos

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299


Freaky Friday w/DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

MON - DJ J.P, No cover, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic, DJ Sol No cover, 10pm


MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

WED - Hip Hop & Flip Flops, $7, 10pm



Monday 08/13 – Wednesday 08/15

Crazy Fingers No cover, 9:30 pm The Willy’s No cover, 9pm

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Sunday 08/12

Hale No cover, 9:30pm

John Moore Project No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Vince Esquire Band, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

Haiku Hillbilly’s $3, 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380


Tom Cherry $5, 10pm

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm;

You Can Find Them At:

Sunday You Never Know Who Will be There South Shore Tiki Lounge 1913 S. Kihei Rd • 10pm to 1:30am • No Cover

Monday Taking You Back... Happy Hour South Shore Tiki Lounge 1913 S. Kihei Rd • 4pm to 6pm • No Cover

Manic Mondays Charley’s Restaurant 142 Hana Hwy, Paia • 10pm to 1:30am • No Cover

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AUGUST 9, 2007

Apply at 109 Kaahumanu Avenue, Kahului

For 9:30pm-2:30am shift. AVAILABLE NOW! Part-time with potential for fulltime. Pay depends on experience. Call for appointment. 808-284-0689.

CDL A&B DRIVERS Up to $20/hr based on experience FT positions with benefits. Apply in person Royal Hawaiian Movers 400 Hana Hwy, Suite L, Kahului



Is looking for SERVERS Evening & late night shift. Previous experience required. Call 572-0220 for interview.

is opening soon in Wailuku, and we’re looking for a licensed Cosmetologist. Call Keli at 357-2428


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Current commercial baking experience preferred 30+ hrs per week including 1 weekend day. Great pay and benefits. Apply in person. Mana Foods 49 Baldwin Ave., Paia



Body & Fender / Paint Technician

Full medical benefits, & competitive wage Apply in person daily betw. 10:30 to 1 pm & 3 to 5 pm.

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A Janitorial Associate is wanted at the Maui Family YMCA to keep our locker rooms in excellent condition. M – F from 10pm – 12M. Apply in person at 250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului.



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Apply in person 1770 Mill St., Wailuku No phone calls please!

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Seeking motivated team players with sales and/or management experience. Excellent compensation hourly + commission. Full benefits package including medical, dental & 401K. Napili 669-9603 Lahaina 662-0104 or

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Aircraft Fueler / Driver Duties incl fueling commercial aircraft at Kahului Airport. Must be a team player, have good communication and time management skills. Class B CDL req. HAZMAT Endorsement pref, exper not req. FT night/day positions. Comprehensive benefits for both, incl: Full medical and dental, matching 401K, vacation and sick for FT employees. Drug screening req for all positions.

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Royal Hawaiian Tires 300 K. Hukilike St., Kahului GROUNDS/SECTION WKR (FT) Seeking self-motivated, enthusiastic individual with some experience in grounds keeping or general labor/landscaping, and general working knowledge of small equipment such as powered weed eaters, edgers, rotary mowers, etc. Candidates should have good communication skills and valid driver’s license. ATTRACTIVE BENEFITS PACKAGE For immediate consideration, fax/email resume with cover letter (not more than 5 pages) to: Human Resources Manager, Wailea Golf LLC, 4050 Kalai Waa Street, Wailea, HI 96753 Fax: 874-0150, Email:

Certified WEIGHT TRAINER needed at the MAUI FAMILY YMCA. Must have 2 yrs experience and be able to work two 4-hr shifts. Apply in person at 250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului. Get paid to watch kids! A+ Childcare Counselors are wanted at the Maui Family YMCA, Kamali’I School site. Must be able to play games, help with homework and do arts & crafts. Apply in person at 250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului.



Or to obtain employment application, call Human Resources at 879-8830

Your future looks bright. Now hiring all positions for our new Kaanapali Restaurant. Starting wage $9.50/hr.



The Boys & Girls Club of Maui is looking for a

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Sometimes it’s best to really clean up a mess. Occasionally, however, it works to simply shove it all in a closet, wedge the door shut, and forget about it for a while. It depends on what kind of mess it is, and how much time you have. This applies to emotional disasters as well as physical ones. As you contemplate the muddle before you, ask yourself these questions: Will this mess get worse if I just shove it out of sight, like toxic waste seeping into the local groundwater? Will it take even more time to clean up later than it would right now? Once you know these things, you can more accurately decide what to do with the disarray in front of you, and when.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) A typical Virgo can go from full-speed to deep sleep in about 48 seconds. It’s charming and astonishing how you hold nothing back, but it’s also unhealthy. Evolved Virgos eventually learn to monitor their energy more accurately, and keep some in reserve for life’s frequent surprises. Because the next two months are likely to be rife with these, I suggest you learn how to hold just a little bit back. Go to bed an hour before you pass out, for example. Save something, because if you’re running on empty when something unexpected happens, someone else will have to pick up your slack, and both of you, consequently, will suffer.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Sometimes, when I’m playing with my dog, I only pretend to throw the ball. Sweetly trusting, he goes searching for it anyway. Lately you remind me of him, Libra. I don’t mean to be insulting. I know your gullibility comes of a charming willingness to trust, which I hope you never lose. However, there are times when your openness doesn’t serve you well. I hope you keep giving most people the benefit of the doubt; I also hope, however, that you learn when to (occasionally) wait until someone proves themselves before you roll over and show them your belly.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) While your astrological neighbors, those Libras, sometimes make the mistake of being too quick to trust, open up, and become attached to people, you have the opposite problem; you’re frequently too slow to give someone a chance. How many fish have slipped from your line because you didn’t realize until too late that you actually wanted to reel them in and take them home? Is the person you’re stringing along now one of those? I’m not entirely on their side; they did, after all, swim up to your bait and take a bite, of their own accord. However, I reckon you ought to develop a little more sympathy for them, and just make up your mind, one way or the other: Either drag them into your boat to devour (or marry) them, or simply let them go.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You’re generally exceptionally good at seeing the big picture. You’re so good, in fact, that you occasionally make the mistake of thinking you always see it, when that’s not actually the case. What you’re seeing right now, for instance, is actually just a fraction of the whole thing. You might as well be in a cave, with only a flashlight to reveal where you are. It only illuminates a circle of space at a time, so most of your surroundings are out of view. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that that one bright circle is all there is, because, chances are, the most important things you need to know are hidden in what you can’t see.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Usually you prioritize well, getting the most important stuff out of the way first before you tackle all the little shit that’s also on your list. That list, however, has gotten a bit bottom-heavy, with so much nitpicky annoying little crap that you couldn’t possibly give your main tasks the energy and attention they deserve. Turn your priority list upside down, and exercise that famous efficiency, Cap. Get all your supposedly less important duties out of the way first, and work your way up to the most vital tasks on your agenda, so that by the time you get to them, they’re the only things you have left to do.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Don’t get frustrated when the universe conspires to trip you up this week. All the obstacles in your path aren’t designed to stop you, or make you give up. Take them in stride, and let them delay you. You might need a little time to reflect on the path you’re taking. I have a feeling it’s mostly right, but some slight detours might be a good idea, for your own happiness, and postponing your arrival at your supposed destination will benefit not only you, but everyone involved.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) I’ve worked at a few summer camps, and noticed that frequently when children lose something, they jump to the same conclusion: someone stole it. Nine times out of 10, the missing item turns back up. These kids rarely apologize to the accused for their wrongful allegations. You, too, may have recently leapt to an incorrect assumption (only you’re much more likely to erroneously blame yourself for something that’s someone else’s fault). When your mistake is eventually revealed, be more forthright and honorable than those lazy, accusatory children: Own up to your error, and apologize for it (even, especially, to yourself).

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Making a habit out of apologizing is never a good idea, especially for an Aries. On the other hand, being unable to croak out an occasional, “I’m sorry,” is even worse. Let’s face it: you screwed up. It’s not the first or worst time, nor will it be the last or least. Not owning up to what you did would just be digging yourself a big hole to get buried in. The solution, of course, is obvious, so what are you waiting for? The hole’s just getting deeper, darker, and more maggoty. Go say you’re sorry, already.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Stop setting yourself up for disappointment—enough of that and you’ll soon be bitter. Fantasizing about a hot bubble bath while camping is like wishing for snow in summer and intelligent coverage of relevant world events on the evening news. Don’t put yourself in that position, especially when there are plenty of things to enjoy about reality as it is. You’ve always had this fascination with the unattainable, but it’s about time you mostly outgrew it, since it’s on the verge of making you entirely miserable. Get over wanting what you can’t and start aiming for things you can have, right now.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) The worst thing about getting robbed, for most people, is the sense of violation you experience, not necessarily the loss of your stuff. Losing trust in humanity sucks ass. Unfortunately, getting over that shit, whether the mugger stole your computer, your virginity, or your lover, isn’t easy. But it is simple—as simple as deciding to trust people again, despite what’s happened to you. No one will really be able to prove to you that they deserve your trust, after your shitty experience, so you just have to decide to give it to them anyway. Either that, or the thieves managed to make off with more than your laptop.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Remember your own power. Instead of holding other people accountable for your happiness or misery, recall that you actually hold complete sovereignty over your own heart. It may feel like someone else has power over it, but they don’t, unless you let them. It’s a beautiful thing to be so vulnerable to someone else, but there are limits. Heed them. Keep one thing you love just for you, that’s just yours and always will be, no matter what happens. It’s not much, but I reckon it will be enough. Then you’ll have that to hold onto, even if everything else is ruined or taken away.


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Pro photographer hiring models for beauty, fitness and lifestyle stock photos. $50 per hour. No experience necessary. E-mail photo to Or mail photo to RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Call (808) 874-5755.



Web Design, Troubleshooting & All Your Computer Needs. or 572-4665

Solutions to fit your budget. 20 years experience for corporate giants and small business. E-commerce specialist. 344-1278


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Weddings, parties, portraits. Affordable rates. Call for free consultation. 808-264-5225

Napua Lani


Wax & SkincARE STuDIO expert brow shaping $15 brazilian bikini wax $35 lash perm $35 european facials $60 anti-aging peels $50

Do what Grammy winners do...learn from Louise. 205-3971

SHABBY CHIC ORGANIZING & DESIGN. Re-organize your home, garage or office space into a new visual oasis. Award winning artist/designer & affordable. 808-250-8285

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On The UPside with TERI

1847 S Kihei Rd • Kihei HI 96753 Located upstairs in Rutz Salon/Unique Boutique, behind 7 Eleven

MAUI’S HOTTEST “CALL-IN” RADIO PROGRAM Tune in every FRIDAY at our NEW TIME *NOON* on KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 808-242-7800.


The BEST personal Pilates Studio in Maui Emerald Plaza • Lahaina Across from Cannery Mall


• ONE-ON-ONE PILATES • PERSONAL WEIGHT TRAINING • MAT PILATES • CORE CONDITIONING Visit our website for upcoming class schedule.

Burton Feinerman, M.D. Cosmetic Dermatology •Anti-Aging Medicine •Weight Loss Program That Works •PPC Injections To Dissolve Fat Safely •Contour and Shape Your Body •Botox-Collagen-Restylane Wrinkle Fillers •Foto Facial IPL Wrinkles, Brown Spots •Chemical Peels Safe; No Down Time •HGH-Testosterone Female Bioidentical Hormones •New Acne Scar Treatment With Levulan/IPL •IPL Hair Removal

874-5141 1819 S. Kihei Road Kukui Mall, Kihei Take Hinau St. exit off Honoapiilani Hwy. just north of the Sugar Cane Train

Beautiful, Remodeled, Upgraded New Massage Center • Couples Welcome • Spa Packages • Gift Certificates MAE #2196

Convenient Location Azeka II, Kihei 1279 S. Kihei Rd. 808-875-9004 (10-6 Mon-Sat, 10-5 Sun)

11.07 EH BRAH Issue 2007, August 9, 2007, Volume 11, Issue 7, MauiTime  

MauiTime presents the annual EH BRAH issue featuring hating cars! Beautiful cover done by Ron Pitts.