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Dear Annoying Press Release, Hi, I live in an apartment above Denver, Colorado, and I just want to say that I can’t stand the couple downstairs. She’s rude and not at all cute, and he’s a lame corporate tool who’s always bragging about his stupid Lexus. They’re always yelling at each other, too—it’s hard to tell, but I think it’s because she wants him to wear Depends when they have sex. I really want to kill them, but I think that’s illegal in my state. How do I get rid of them? -Fed up Dear Fed up, I have been featured in two (2) of Washington, D.C.’s prominent newspapers, (as you will see on the website), and about to be featured in a third. Your letter will serve to allow me to remove the name of your establishment—something that I would really like to do, from my Chronology—since it is only serves [sic] to make me and everyone viewing my website believes [sic] that establishments like yours care NOTHING about the children in the community. (Feel free to view the website.) Being added to the SUPPORTER’S page on my website on the other hand, gives viewers a TOTALLY opposite outlook on you and your establishment. Translation? It shows that you care about Children—because right now, it’s clear that you do NOT. (At least that’s the message “I” am getting, and you should know that it only takes ONE to get the message across to everyone.) MTW

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What she didn’t say: Though one of the protections Lingle signed—allowing identity theft victims to place a “security freeze” on your credit report—is a good step (all consumers should have this option), the “fastest growing crime” line seems to be pure hype. The release sources such a claim to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), but recent press reports in the Associated Press, Money magazine and indicate the FTC data may be overblown, with actual cases of someone of one person using another’s name to get credit still quite rare. “But while it’s certainly important to be vigilant against this potentially devastating crime, it also appears identity theft is too broadly defined and often misunderstood,” wrote the AP’s Brian Bergstein on Nov. 13, 2005. -Anthony Pignataro


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This goes out to the guy who really needs to stop calling me. What are you up to now, one call a day, with a few text messages thrown in now and then? Seriously, just get over it and leave me alone. At first I was flattered, but now you’re just pissing me off. See, I’m not returning your calls or picking up the phone when you call because I don’t want to see you again. We went out once, had a couple drinks, had a few laughs, but I just didn’t feel any attraction to you. That’s why I didn’t kiss you goodnight or hug you. Yeah, in hindsight, I guess I should have answered when you called that first time and said I wasn’t interested in going out with you again because you smoke too much, say too many obnoxious things and frankly lead a boring and pointless life, but I thought that would have been cruel. My mistake.

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The 10,000th Haditha

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Months after Time magazine reported that U.S. Marines had allegedly carried out a My Lai-style massacre of at least two dozen innocent Iraqi civilians, the average “support our troops” American is waking up and smelling the butchery. As usual, the U.S. government tried to cover up the mass murder—it initially claimed that the victims were blown up by an insurgent IED. But, as Time reported in March, the “civilians who died in Haditha on Nov. 19 were killed not by a roadside bomb but by the Marines themselves, who went on a rampage in the village after the attack, killing 15 unarmed Iraqis in their homes, including seven women and three children.” As at My Lai, the bloodlust was not easily sated. “The raids took five hours and left at least 23 people dead.” Jane and Joe Sixpack are shocked. Congressional Democrats are calling for an investigation and, for once, will probably get one. Political analysts worry that the Haditha massacre could hurt U.S. propaganda efforts even more than the infamous photos of torture at its Abu Ghraib concentration camp. So far reaction to Haditha has been the reverse of what you might expect. Republicans and other pro-war types are running around like it’s the end of the world. Meanwhile the streets of Arab capitals, recently ablaze over the Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy, are quiet. The reason is simple: For Iraqis, American atrocities are old news, dating back to the invasion in March 2003 and a full decade earlier. “As the war in Iraq rages on,” CBS News’ Dotty Lynch asks, “Where are the young people this time around? Where are the campuses? Where are the new Tom Haydens and Sam Browns and where are the Noam Chomskys, William Sloane Coffins and Daniel Berrigans?” Well, Chomsky’s still around. Over a million young Americans, many of them college students, protested Iraq. They certainly had allies in the media. But The System is even less responsive to protest now than it was during Vietnam. State-run media made fun of antiwar activists as tattooed neo-hippies, called them treasonous and refused airtime to Administration critics. When is the last time a hard-hitting opponent of the Iraq war showed his or her face on national TV? Those of us who raised our voices against this war from the start, having fruitlessly complained about stories of battlefield abuse reported by the European media, are suffering from marginalization fatigue. Meanwhile, in the “new” Iraq, Abdel Salam al-Qubaisy of Iraq’s Sunni Muslim Scholars Association says, U.S. massacres of civilians occur routinely. “The American soldier has become an expert in killing,” he shrugs. Like many Iraqis, Baghdad shopkeeper Mohammed Jawdaat says that U.S. troops have never shown respect for the lives of Iraqi civilians. “Six months ago,” remembers Jawdaat, “a car pulled out of a street towards an American convoy and a soldier just opened fire. The driver was shot in the head. There were no warning shots and the Americans didn’t even stop.” Abd Mohammed Falah, a Ramadi attorney, says: “U.S. forces have committed more crimes against the Iraqi people than appears in the media. The U.S. defense secretary and his generals should be sent to court instead of two or three soldiers who will be scapegoats.” Rami Khouri, editor at The Daily Star in Lebanon tells NPR that Haditha is “not a huge story [in the Middle East]. It’s getting a lot of coverage in the United States, obviously, but most people in the Arab world are against what the United States did in Iraq… They say look, this was a catastrophe from the beginning and they’re not surprised that this is happening.


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LC Watch It was nearly 7 p.m., closing time. Sidney Inokuma had been working in his little Hali’imaile liquor store all day. His sister sometimes worked the register during the day, but he’d opened this morning, 12 hours ago. Anyway, it was near closing when a guy walked in and started milling about. Then a few minutes later a young woman entered and went to the beer cooler. After selecting a six-pack of Heineken, she went to the register. Inokuma was tired and wanted to get home. He was also careless. Though he was standing in front of a 25-year-old sign warning him not to sell alcohol to minors, he rang up the sale without asking the girl for her ID. She handed over a $20 bill. Inokuma made change. As the girl walked out, the first guy walked over to Inokuma and identified himself as a Maui County Liquor Control Officer. Then he said Inokuma had just sold alcohol to a minor. It’s doubtful the whole incident took more than three minutes. That was last July 29. On June 1 of this year, Inokuma spent considerably more time before the LC’s Board of Adjudication.

They kind of take it in stride because everything the United States is doing in Iraq is seen as morally and politically unacceptable.” The morality-come-latelies still don’t understand that nothing good will ever come out of the U.S. war against Iraq. Marine General Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, says that massacres of civilians by U.S. soldiers do “not happen very frequently, so there’s no way to say historically why something like this might have happened.” Actually, similar incidents have taken place in every war, including World War II. Pace’s statement is either a dazzling display of historical ignorance or a bald-faced lie—take your pick. Pace adds that if some of his men committed an atrocity at Haditha, they “have not performed their duty the way that 99.9 percent of their fellow Marines have.” That’s not what the Iraqis say. MTW

Dressed in jeans, a white t-shirt and a baseball cap that he respectfully removed when he walked into the hearing room, he pled no contest to the single count against him. It was the first time this had happened to him. “I was trying to close out,” he said. “I work seven days a week. It’s like a prison, really.” That last line got a healthy chuckle from the board. While Inokuma was pacing outside during the board’s deliberation, LC Director Franklyn Silva went up to him and said he tossed out one count against him because no one from the department had offered him a plea agreement. Inokuma nodded but said nothing. The board’s verdict, reached after just five minutes, was typical: a $2,000 fine, half of which was suspended if Inokuma doesn’t sell to another minor for a year. Inokuma thanked the board, then walked out and went back to work.

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Recent bad news has dropped Maui Land and Hawaiian Telcom a notch each. On the former, The Maui News has been kicking the ass of the proposed Hawai’i Superferry—partially funded by MLP—by running a series of stories on how the boats will squeeze poor Young Brother Shipping and bring chaos to the Kahului Harbor. And Carlyle Group’s Hawaiian Telcom just posted a first quarter loss of $38.6 million, compared to just a $15.7 million loss last year. But such drops are nothing compared to

Dowling Co. plummeting three slots on news that some University of Hawaii regents are questioning the ethics of a deal between the school and Dowling’s subsidiary Kulamalu Science for some new astronomy projects. Dowling, who is a UH regent, apparently got a thumbs-up from the state Ethics Commission, but that didn’t stop his fellow regents from asking for other developers to start bidding on the project. MTW

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, May 31 Been wondering lately whatever happened to Chris Halford (R, 11th District). He’s the guy who’s been silently representing South Maui in the state Legislature for the last 12 years. Anyway, he’s not yet pulled papers to run for reelection, and we’re getting near the deadline. No one else has announced for that seat, probably since the Democratic Party bungled the job so badly back in 2004. That’s when Halford’s challenger was former Maui Weekly writer Cort Gallup, who shouldn’t have even been on the ballot because he was a Canadian citizen. Anyway, it’s hard to decide which candidate slipped into greater obscurity after the race. With mostly mediocre marks from the Sierra Club, gun lobby, Chamber of Commerce and labor groups, Halford has spent more than a decade doing not much of anything in the state House of Representatives. After all, he’s a Republican—there’s not much those guys can do in Honolulu unless your name is Linda Lingle. And for the most part, this was fine with Halford. This is remarkably similar to something Halford said last year. “The opportunity for a minority member is to be a constructive critic when the Legislature is misguided,” Halford told the paper in April 2005. “I see that as my job.” Considering that the Democrats still look to control the state House and Senate this time around, I guess Halford’s job is secure.


Security—during an election year—slash the anti-terrorism funds they send out to the states. New York City and Washington, D.C. are crying the loudest, but even the great State of Hawai’i is being hit, with our share of the HS pork dropping from $22 million to a paltry $13 million. Did I mention this is an election year? Yeah. Anyway, just about everyone in Congress—including a lot of Republicans—are pissed, and not simply because this is an election year. Seems some of them feel it’s utter insanity for a U.S. President to create a monster federal bureaucracy dedicated to national defense, then start to defund that bureaucracy because of what can only be described as poor management. Heck of a job, Bushie.


FRIDAY, June 2 Good news for anyone who feels it’s important to restore water flow in West Maui streams. Which is everyone, right? Well, everyone except Wailuku Water, which used to be part of Wailuku Agribusiness, which used to divert all that water to its sugarcane fields. Anyhoo, that’s all done now, according to today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin. See, Mayor Alan Arakawa—who’s currently running for reelection against a bunch of people—just signed a $476.8 million budget that includes a $7 million payment to Wailuku Water for West Maui stream water rights. Sure, some of that water will go for the

THURSDAY, June 1 I’ve always thought it was funny that most polls conducted on the American people show a sizeable majority feels the Republican Party is more trustworthy concerning national security. This is amazing for a variety of reasons—Who was president during the worst terrorist act ever to hit American soil? A Republican—but seems especially funny in that it still seems to be true despite the ruinous Iraqi war, flaccid Hurricane Katrina response and that mad, terrifying national debate on whether we should be in the torture/secret prison business like our old friend the Soviet Union. But hey—no one’s perfect. And President George W. Bush knows this better than anyone, which is probably why he’s letting the Department of Homeland

quarantined today after they came down with the flu. But everything’s cool because NCL gave everyone of the sickly passengers a $200 credit for compensation. Woohoo! That means the next time they take a cruise aboard the Pride of Aloha they can blow it in Captain Cook’s Cigar Club! Or the Blue Hawai’i Bar and Nightclub! How about the Plantation Club? Or Captain Cook’s Bar? Yeah. By the way, was NCL serious when they designed the Pride of Aloha? They know that Native Hawaiians view Captain Cook, plantations and especially the movie Blue Hawai’i as horrible symbols of haole oppression, right? Possibly not, if they really believe, as the NCL website insists, that the Pride of Aloha is “a sleek, beautiful ship that delivers world-class amenities and accommodations, along with a friendly crew ready to share their warm and welcoming ‘Aloha Spirit’ with you.”

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SATURDAY, June 3 Mystery solved on that big Chris Halford question. Guess he wasn’t being dramatic after all—today he announced that his days of representing South Maui anymore in the state House are over. And wow, this sounds familiar: “It has been constructive for Maui to have a person in the minority,” Halford’s quoted as saying in The Maui News announcement of his decision not to run again. Constructive? By not being able to get bills or amendments passed? By not having the opportunity to chair committees? By having to sit at the card table with the other kiddie Republicans every time the grown-up Democrats want to throw a party? What’s constructive about all that?

Hey, speaking of tired politicians withering away in the minority, I got a newsletter from U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawai’i) today! And it’s full color, too—he’s really getting his money’s worth from that “Prepared, Published and Mailed at Taxpayers Expense” line at the bottom of the flyer. Anyway, it’s jammed with reasons why we should reelect Akaka this year. The first and most prominent, of course, is that only Danny Akaka dares say that President Bush “Must Articulate Clear Plan for Iraq Withdrawal.” Akaka bravely feels that Bush’s insistence that future administrations will have to extricate this great nation from Iraq is “completely unacceptable.” See, Akaka wants a plan for withdrawal now—not three years from now. Right now. A plan. Not an actual withdrawal—that would be crazy. And by “be crazy,” I mean “make too much sense.” Heck of a job, Danny.

TUESDAY, June 6 Of course, Akaka’s election opponent, U.S. Congressman Ed Case (D, 2nd District), doesn’t even want an Iraqi withdrawal plan. Mmm… choice.

SUNDAY, June 4 So about 60 passengers on Norwegian Cruise Line’s vaunted Pride of Aloha got

Anthony Pignataro still misses Roxy Music. MTW

OVERHEARD... FIRST GUY: “You must be honored to have them ask for your ID.” new residential and commercial development that seems to sprouting all over the island, but some will also go towards stream restoration and taro farming.

SECOND GUY: “Oh, they card everyone here. They carded the guy in front of me, and he didn’t even have a pulse.” -Napili Store cash register aisle, May 31


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Ship Happens My last day working on a cruise ship The alarm kept beeping. It was another morning, like every other morning. A good night’s sleep has always been a prized commodity, but on the ship it was merely a dream. “Jamie, get up,” I said. “One more write up and you’re fired. Get up, go to work, and let Ashley and I go back to sleep.” She gave an unintelligible grunt in return. Ashley would lose it if that alarm went off again. Then I’d get to start my day with a screaming match. Maybe if Jamie wasn’t up all night frolicking about she might find it easier to wake up in the wee hours. I stared at the ceiling less than two feet from my nose and sighed. This was my fourth week aboard the cruise ship that circled the Hawaiian waters like a fat, lazy shark. I had entered this vocation with the lofty ideal of living aboard a floating city, working as a bartender as part of a crew exemplifying responsibility and dedication—a utopia of rules, regulations and professional decorum set beneath a tropical sun. Things weren’t going as planned. I threw back the curtain and jumped from my bunk, landing in the narrow walkway. Jamie was still snoring. Fifteen minutes later I was out the door to collect the bar waiters allotted to assist me with morning stores, the ship’s term for stocking the bar with required inventory. I trudged down the long hallway that snaked through the crew cabins, giving the most cheerful good mornings I could muster to any who caught my zombie-like gaze. Most did not return my greeting. I passed the garbage sorting room, its sickly-sweet smell saturating my senses with nausea. Up the stairs and through the crew mess, I found that they’d stopped serving breakfast. What a surprise. “This is not the Love Boat,” the job recruiter had told me in the fluorescent-lit room an eternity ago. “This is a job. It’s hard work, long hours. Don’t go into this believing you’re boarding a pleasure cruise, I cannot stress that enough. Living and working on a ship are some of the most difficult things to acclimate yourself to. But it’s not all bad; there are also plenty of rewards for your efforts.” Rewards like a 60 percent off discount for friends and family beginning at date of hire; free shore excursions that normally cost passengers anywhere from $40 to $200 per per-


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son; plenty of time to go ashore and explore uncharted territory. Nothing I had been told was true. Well, except for the part about the hard work. The friends and family discount didn’t go into effect until after your second fivemonth contract. Shore excursions were offered but they certainly weren’t free, just discounted slightly. And they were only available if there was an open space. And having a block of time long enough to attempt the experience was a myth in itself. At least it was for me and those I called friends onboard, though I always saw crew going ashore with beach towels in hand and wondered how they wrangled the time off. No one was at the food and beverage office when I got there. After a few minutes two of my five groggily sauntered by. “Hey, uh, where you guys going?” I asked. “To smoke,” one said. “We’ll be back in a second.” “Um, no,” I said. “We only have an hour and a half to get the entire inventory and bring it up to the bar before drill. We need to get started. Anyone know where my other three are?” Dumb stares. “Alright, let’s go and see if they’re waiting downstairs,” I finally said. Walking through the ship, a wry smiled passed over my lips as I recalled the assistant bar manager’s reprimand to me the night before. “This isn’t the military,” he said. “You need to try to treat people with more respect. They’re people, just like you and me.” My ears had burned in humiliation. Had he known how much I let those lazy cretins get away with in a given day, his rebuke would have come from quite the opposite direction. We reached the storeroom and discovered one more waiter lounging outside. “Alright, now we’ve got three out of five,” I said. “My other two?” They shrugged their shoulders. Okay, so I asked about our cart. Someone said it had been stolen. Wonderful. Eventually I was able to borrow a cart, and we went off to Deck 13 to get to work. We had only 15 minutes until a regularly scheduled lifeboat drill to get it all put away and get the cart returned. Interestingly enough, there we found my missing two waiters, lounging on deck and chatting idly with my bar partner. “Hi guys,” I said, unsuccessfully hiding my irritation. “In case you didn’t notice all those bottles and kegs, we had stores this morning. Did you forget?” “Oh, our alarm didn’t go off,” one of the


waiters said. “We’re roommates, you know, so neither one of us got up.” How ironic. But before I could utter the sarcastic comment, the sharp whistle blasts for the lifeboat drill began, commanding us to rush to our pre-assigned stations. One of the first to arrive at my station, I began passing out life jackets. That was pretty much all I did, save for lining up and waiting for my safety number to be called. Supposedly missing a drill was grounds for termination, but I knew many crewmembers that had missed a drill yet still remained onboard. For an hour I stood, fidgeting in that cumbersome life jacket as roll was called over and over. After that we waited while fire and lifeboat teams practiced their routines. As I waited, I started to think. Many crewmembers were paranoid, thinking officers were out to get them. I didn’t think that way about my treatment, but I had ample reason to be suspicious. One morning I had awoken with a sore throat. During my off time I skipped breakfast to visit the ship’s doctor. Skipping a meal instead of visiting during working hours was a big sacrifice on my part but I wanted my supervisors to know I truly was ill, not just trying to blow off a shift. The doctor prescribed me antibiotics and said to take them with food four times a day. That was preposterous—how was I to get in four meals a day? Not his problem, he said. So I talked to the head bartender, but it wasn’t his problem, either. Never mind that I had accrued this ailment as a direct result of being forced, by his order, to wipe down tables in the rain. I had no choice, so I ended up leaving my station without permission to hurry down to the mess to eat so I could take my medication. Alas, the mess had already

closed and would not reopen until dinner, which I was scheduled to work through. In any case, the next day I got a write-up. I didn’t dispute it. Finally the dismissal bell sounded, signaling the end of the lifeboat drill. If I hurried to put my safety card away I might be able to grab lunch before work. So I rushed to my cabin, where I found Jamie yelling, accusing either Ashley or myself of unplugging her alarm clock in an attempt to get her fired. “Jamie, no one’s sabotaging you but you,” I said. “I’m over arguing with you about every little thing and your smelly, moldy feet. Once again, we’re almost out of bleach for the shower to keep your infectious fungus from spreading. Your alarm clock woke me up at least five times this morning. You were just snoring too loud to hear it, get over it.” I stomped out, close to tears. I couldn’t stomach the idea of going into work for a full nine hours without a break. Heading to the lunch line, I tried to compose myself with my boyfriend Jesse. He had just returned from emergency leave to go to his grandmother’s funeral—the ship had rejected my request to join him. “What’s wrong, baby?” he asked “Oh, remember how I always said I feared the day when we both felt like being irresponsible at the same time?” I said. “Yeah.” “Well, I think today’s the day. Want to leave?” “You mean, the ship?” “Yeah.” There was a brief moment of silence while I looked at his face and prayed for discernment. Then he smiled. “Yeah, I do.” He said. “Let’s go.” MTW



Wheelchair-confined Richard Paey committed almost exactly the same violations of Florida prescription drug laws that radio personality Rush Limbaugh did, with a different result: Limbaugh’s sentence, in May, was addiction treatment, and Paey’s, in 2004, was 25 years in prison. Both illegally possessed large quantities of painkillers for personal use, which Paey defiantly argued was (and will be) necessary to relieve nearly constant pain from unsuccessful spinal surgeries after an auto accident, but which Limbaugh admitted was simply the result of addiction. In fact, if Limbaugh complies with his plea bargain, his conviction will be erased. Paey’s sentence now rests with a state Court of Appeal.

An Illinois Appellate Court in April upheld a lower court ruling reversing Mongo the steer’s disqualification for steroids after he had been chosen junior grand champion at the 2003 Illinois State Fair. Mongo had tested positive for the anti-inflammatory Banamine, for his sore foot, but the court declared the test improperly administered. It was a victory for Mongo’s owner, Whitney Gray, but of utterly no benefit to Mongo, who shortly after the fair was slaughtered for steak.

THE CONTINUING CRISIS China, sensitive about the impression it will make on visitors to the 2008 Olympics, has undertaken a major campaign against open spitting, monitored by volunteer scolders who wear shirts that spell out “mucus” in Chinese and who hand out bags to spit in. And India’s Rural Development Minister vowed in March that the country will eliminate open defecation by 2012, despite reports of toilet use in some states as low as 15 percent. The government gives homeowners toiletinstallation grants.

EWWWWW! Again this year, in April, Jim Werych of the Wednesday Night Classics car club in Brookfield, Wis., ritually dragged his tongue, in a deep lick, across Lisbon Road (with traffic stopped in both directions) to verify, and proclaim, that the streets are free of winter salt and thus safe for the club’s delicate classics.

THE PERVO-AMERICAN COMMUNITY New York City raw-food restaurateur Dan Hoyt, 43, was sentenced to two years’ probation in April for a highly publicized 2005 incident in which he indecently exposed himself on a subway train in front of a 22-year-old woman, who reacted by photographing him with her cell phone and displaying the shot on the Internet. In an April interview with New York magazine, Hoyt shrugged off the incident, calling his habit just another facet of a “pretty cool,” thrill-seeking person. “I’ve met women who enjoy [being flashed].” Except for the subway incident, even his victim would “probably want to go out with me.”

SHORT ATTENTION SPANS Brian M. Williams, 21, was arrested for allegedly robbing Houchens Market in Glasgow, Ky., in April; police had found him minutes afterward across the street filling his gas tank. And Nathan Myles, 25, was sentenced in March to three years in prison for a lengthy, destructive police chase in Thunder Bay, Ontario; it ended when Myles stopped for a haircut. And Mario Caracoza, 26, was arrested for allegedly robbing a Bank of America in Bristol Township, Pa., in May; police had found him minutes afterward eating breakfast at the Sunrise Diner next door. MTW

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“You wanna try the multi-culti chicken?” the waitress suggests. “He likes lemon chicken,” says Willie. “We’ll have the chicken chow fun, with the gravy…” Willie turns to Eric. “You wanted the egg foo young with gravy,” he says. “You want shrimp or vegetable? You want kau youk? “No,” says Eric. Willie continues ordering. “One rice… and hot tea.” “Five this is, yeah?” says the waitress. “Lemme repeat your order—“ She goes down the list. “And one cake noodle,” adds Willie. Willie tells Eric how he was videotaping his daughter’s hula dancing at school, on the same day they were giving out various school awards. Senator Roz Baker even made an appearance. “Yeah, there’s the Presidential Fitness award,” says Willie, “and awards to kids who’ve never been absent—there were a lot of ‘em!” “Did you perform?” asks Eric.. “Nah,” says Willie. “But do you remember elementary school sound systems? Well, they had it rigged—all you have to do is plug in the CD and go—and they still had technical problems! My daughter had the classic look like, ‘Don’t make me stand here all day.’ They did ‘Ulupalakua’—you know that song?” Eric starts singing it. “My daughter is such the thespian,” says Willie, laughing. “She’s your protégé.” The waitress sets down a plate of food. “Your father still eat here?” asks Willie. “Oh yeah. You know, we still haven’t had the old lady come around and say, right in my ear, ‘Where your father?’ She make you feel guilty you only order 10 things. ‘What? You no eat?!’” “I heard they retired two years ago,” says Willie. Another plate appears.

oth men have extraordinary talent and illustrious careers of their own. Eric Gilliom is a prolific Hawaiian entertainer covering the realms of television, stage and music; the multi-Hoku Award-winning Willie K. is something of a legend in Hawai’i, creating an indefinable genre that joins the sacred and profane of rock, reggae, blues, funk and Hawaiian music. But together, the alchemic effect from their brotherly bond creates real magic as they blend their traditional Hawaiian with contemporary rock, pop and world music. Their live musical performance takes on a vaudevillian feel as they interject wry observations, poignant storytelling and hilarious characterizations, often involving props and costume changes, between their songs. With just a few informal performances and the official release of their self-titled album May 23, a near-palpable anticipation is spreading throughout the islands. Willie and Eric are gearing up for a series of tours—both Hawaiian and abroad—as well as another album, variety Featuring TV show and a movie. Willie K and Eric Gilliom, The cavalcade of activity begins with their first annual Barefoot Bash June 11, which they claim is the first megaKapono, Hapa, concert of all-Hawaiian music to come to Maui in several Makaha Sons, Gypsy Pacific years. But before the heyday actually starts, I joined them for lunch. Sunday, 4 p.m. The two men are sitting at a large round table looking at Lahaina Civic Amphitheater over menus. A waitress comes to take their order. The men briefly discuss the options but have a hard time deciding $30/$35. between their usual favorites.

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“So what—are we heading back to Germany?” asks Eric. “In September,” says Willie. They talk of potential future dealings with the music producer who commissioned their last European trip for a private party. “That would put us in the company of Madonna,” says Eric, “Billy Joel…” “Eric Clapton,” says Willie. “Yep, all that.” Eric suddenly gets out of his chair to inspect the next table’s bowls of rice soup. “If they want us in September,” says Willie. “What do we got in September? We should figure that out now. I think we should do New York City, D.C., Augusta, Georgia…” “What’s in Augusta?” asks Eric. “A lot of Hawaiians,” says Willie. “Oh, that’s where they went,” says Eric. “Yeah, and then we fly from the East Coast to Germany,” says Willie. “And then it’s only five hours.” “You know, we should set up the entire tour around golfing,” says Eric. “And food.” “Yeah, that’s a good idea,” says Willie. The waitress drops the rest of the food. Willie claps happily, Eric oohs and ahhs. Then the men are quiet for a few moments as they load up their plates. “So I’m thinking you gotta do ‘Oh Tahiti,’” says Willie, between bites. “That song is really hot.” “Yes, master,” says Eric, chewing. “Then let’s do an arrangement.” “You don’t wanna do the album version?” asks Willie. The last plate of food arrives. Willie deems it the “Holy Grail of Chow Fun.” The lazy Susan is now housing Honey Walnut Shrimp, a huge mountain of rice, another plate of steaming shrimp and vegetables and another yet of something green. “We’re trying to get into Iraq,” says Willie. “We got friends trying to get us to go. But I don’t think you’d call ‘em friends for wanting us to go—and get shot.” The men laugh. “So we get this Barefoot Bash thing,” says Willie. “What else do you think would be a good idea? What else do you want to be connected with it?” “I think you should do a Barefoot Natives Golf Tournament,” says Eric. “And everybody has to be barefoot.” “Mmm hmm…” says Willie. “What’s the insurance coverage for people who get stung by bees?” More silence as the men eat. “But this Barefoot Tournament,” says Willie. “We should raise funds for… what?” “Well,” says Eric. “Something cultural…” “A lot of private companies over here want to sponsor,” says Willie. “You know, to raise money for the cause. I wanna do something for abused children.” “There’s the homeless thing,” offers Eric. “You can’t do the homeless thing here,” says Willie. “You got all that ocean and you can’t do something with it? You got opihi, you can make one fishing pole—you got the biggest shopping mall out there floating in the ocean! Don’t talk to me about homeless here.” Willie is quiet for moment. “I was homeless in San Francisco myself,” he says. “I was homeless once,” says Eric. “For a week…” “No, I mean I was in the streets— homeless,” says Willie. “But I pulled through.” “Well, I guess I’ve never been



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homeless,” says Eric. “But I’ve been house-less.” “Most of the homeless here come from the mainland,” says Willie. “The state where they come from pays for them to come here, ‘cause we don’t have seasons.” “I didn’t know that,” says Eric. He pauses. “So what’s our strategy for Japan? Can you call your sumo wrestler friend?” “He was more your sister’s friend,” says Willie. “But yeah, I can call him.” “What if we recorded a Japanese song?” asks Eric. Willie shakes his head. “If you’re from Hawai’i,” he says, “they want you to do Hawaiian.” “I think we should have a showdown between the Barefoot Natives and two of their best sumo wrestlers!” says

Eric, excitedly. “Then you get in there and I’ll… coach from the sides. It’d get major publicity.” “Yeah, sure, major publicity,” says Willie, laughing. “But what about insurance?” “Hey, you’ve got your black belt,” says Eric. “Yeah, but against a 345-pound sumo wrestler who’s 22 years old?” says Willie, still laughing. “Oh, I know you can take him,” says Eric, serious. “I know I can but I’m not gonna say I’ll win!” says Willie. “Mmm… chow fun… mmm…” says Eric, shutting his eyes and mumbling delight with mouthfuls of food. “Told ya!” says Willie. The men turn the discussion to their weekend cruise performance. “So are we dressing up as Gilligan and Skipper for the press conference?” asks Willie. “Is it formal?” “What—like we wear slippers?” replies Eric. “White slippers for formal occasions.” “Will there be people from the mainland, too?” asks Willie. “It’s not all Hawaiians?” “Don’t know, man,” says Eric. “But it’s a thousand people! And at 3 p.m. we’ll have a meeting with 18 members of the press on the boat. One thing I learned is to refer to the thing as a ‘boat’—that really pisses the crew off. ‘It’s not a boat, it’s a ship.’ Okay, thanks for giving me a ride on your boat!” “So our show on the ship—“ says Willie. “Boat,” says Eric. “Are we doing one or two shows?” asks Willie. “Just one,” says Eric. “And then we cruise?” asks Willie. “Is there a bar?”

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“Yeah, bars, gambling, all that,” says Eric. “What organization is it?” asks Willie. “Office of Native Advancement,” says Eric. “Or something.” “What department is that under?” asks Willie. “OHA?” Talk turns to their recent trip to Europe. “I like what you said about the culture shock in Italy,” says Willie. “Oh yeah, that there’s a sense of culture there,” says Eric. “You hit it on the head,” says Willie. “There isn’t any here, unless you go to some cheesy luau. Granted, you got the Hawaiian immersion program. But when you walk around, you don’t hear Hawaiian spoken. But in Italy, you do. That’s culture.” “And they speak other languages, too,” says Eric. “They reference other cultures but still maintain theirs.” “Yeah, absolutely,” says Willie. “Back to the rehearsal,” says Eric. “What about it?” asks Willie. “What’s happening today?” Eric rests his head on his hand. “I feel a nap coming on,” he says. “I gotta call my stock broker real fast.” While Eric’s on the phone, Willie tells me they were golfing at Plantation course in Kapalua earlier. Eric gets off the phone. “What’s wrong, man?” asks Willie. “Tired,” says Eric. “Hawaiian paralysis.” “Oh, you’re full,” says Willie. “Don’t be bitching. You’re always bitching.” MTW

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The truck operates Monday to Friday, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. or until da grinds run out. The truck is usually located in the industrial section of Lahaina near the intersection of Hinau St. and Honoapi’ilani Hwy, not far from the vibrant mural that says, “Family Fun in the Sun on Maui.” Nobu Yoshida, 44, came to Hawai’i from Yokosuka, Japan, to work with Olympic wrestler turned heavyweight entrepreneur Rocky Aoki for the grand opening of Benihana in Honolulu. As the popular franchise expanded to Maui, he and his wife Masako moved as well. When the restaurant closed its doors nine years later, he was faced with the choice to pack up to Honolulu or Japan. “I decided to stay and open up my own business,” he says. With little overhead, he opened a lunch truck in Lahaina that would serve one of the first industrial areas of the island for over a decade to come. The trim menu consists of six staple favorites, including shoyu chicken, beef stew, chicken curry and meatballs; there’s also a special item that changes daily.

Nobu and his truck Having sampled most of the menu without disappointments, I chanced the roast pork special on my last visit. Cooked to tender perfection, the pork is delightfully topped with a sweet mabo dofu glaze. Noodles accompany each order and are made with thin spaghetti pasta done lightly in soy sauce and garlic. Though lacking sauce, the noodles are pleasantly far from dry and pair very well with all the entrees. With a side of macaroni or fresh green salad tossed with a tangy ginger-onion dressing, a plate lunch costs about $7. But in true aloha fashion, Yoshida has been known to let a few regulars pay in kine—local musicians Keola Beamer and George Kahumoku in exchange for gui-

tar lessons, for instance, or a broke surfer or two in exchange for a good wave. Yoshida has been an avid surfer since the age of 16. The pink truck—its color credited to his wife’s adventurous aesthetics—serves more than a 100 hungry heads a day, around 30 of which turn up regularly. “I have been going there for five years, maybe longer,” says Desmond Alexander, 23, a regular who stops by twice a week and works at one of the island’s highly noted five-star restaurants. “I like that the food is consistent. My favorite is the hamburger steak but instead of the salad, I get an extra scoop of noodles.” MTW

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Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastryesque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island G r i l l - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ H a n a f u d a S a i m i n - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

K a h i l i - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ K o h o G r i l l & B a r - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave.,

Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $ M a n a ñ a G a r a g e - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s G r i l l & D e l i - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ M a t s u R e s t a u r a n t - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ M a u i Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $






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Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-

5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ P i ñ a t a ’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8778707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 2444049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ R u b y ’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ S a i g o n C a f e - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ S h e i k ’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8930700. $ S i u ’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 8710828. $ S q u e a k y ’s F a m i l y R e s t a u r a n t - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ S t i l l w e l l ’s B a k e r y & C a f e - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ S u s h i G o - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ S u b P a r a d i s e - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8778779. Ta k a m i y a M a r k e t - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Ta s t y C r u s t - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Ti n Yi n g C h i n e s e R e s t a u r a n t - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ We i W e i B B Q & N o o d l e H o u s e Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $


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Wo w - Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI A l e x a n d e r ’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ A m i g o ’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ A n t o n i o ’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ A r o m a D ’ I t a l i a R i s t o r a n t e - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ A z e k a ’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ B a d a B i n g ! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $ B i s t r o M o l o k i n i - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ B l u e M a r l i n H a r b o r F r o n t G r i l l & B a r - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ B u z z ’s Whar f - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ D i n a ’s S a n d w i t c h - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ E n r i q u e ’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ F e r r a r o ’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ F i v e P a l m s R e s t a u r a n t - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s - Mexican Cafe. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ H a n a f u d a S a i m i n - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ H a w a i i a n M o o n s N a t u r a l F o o d s - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ H u m u h u m u n u k u n u k u a p u a ’ a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ J a w z Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ J o y ’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ K e o k i ’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ L o n g h i ’s Wa i l e a - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s S o u t h S i d e G r i l l - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ M a u i Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ M a u i Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

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Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 8798400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 2432206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K S a r e n t o ’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794994. $ S e a w a t c h - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ S h a b u S h a b u To j i - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ S h a k a - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $


$$$→$40 and up

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $ S p a g o - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ S p o r t s P a g e B a r & G r i l l - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ S u b w a y - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341. S u n s e t M i x e d G r i l l - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ S u rfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8791385. $

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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Wa i l e a P i z z a C o . - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

H a l i ` i m a i l e G e n e r a l S t o r e - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 5722666. $$$

Yo r m a n ’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8748385. $$ K

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

U P C O U N T RY A n t h o n y ’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ A h a ’ A i n a - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5724877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8750839. $

C a k e w a l k P a i a B a k e r y - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$ V ietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

C a s a n o v a - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ J a c q u e ’s N o r t h s h o r e B i s t r o - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ K i m u r a S a i m i n S h o p - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ K i t a d a ’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ K u l a L o d g e & R e s t a u r a n t - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.

810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ M a m a ’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$ M a n a F o o d s - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ M a u i ’s Best Ta m a l e s & L o c a l F o o d - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

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180 Dickenson Street Lahaina 661-7082 Open from 8am - 2am Serving a full menu til midnight

DININGLISTINGS M i l a g r o s F o o d C o . - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

M o a n a B a k e r y & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

C o c o n u t G r o v e - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 6615648. Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ C o m p a d r e s B a r & G r i l l - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6617189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K D o l l i e ’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ G a b y ’s P iz ze ria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $ G a z e b o R e s t a u r a n t - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ G e r a r d ’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ G i o v a n i ’s To m a t o P i e R i s t o r a n t e - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ H a w a i i a n Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ V eg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ A t h e n s G r e e k R e s t a u r a n t - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ B a n y a n Tr e e - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 6696200. $$$ B a s i l To m a t o ’s I t a l i a n G r i l l - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ B l u - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine with Pac-Rim influence. Open lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ B l u e L a g o o n - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ B u b b a G u m p S h r i m p C o . - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ C a s t a w a y C a f e - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 6614855. $ C h e z P a u l R e s t a u r a n t - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ C i l a n t r o - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K H o u s e o f S a i m i n - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ H u l a G r i l l - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 6676636. $$


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i ` o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ J a c k ’s Te r r a c e R e s t a u r a n t & B a r - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ J a v a J a z z / S o u p N u t z - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ J o n n y ’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ K a h u n a K a b o b s - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K K i m o ’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ K o b e - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

MAUI Lahaina Square, Lahaina • 661-8883 Kamaole Beach Center, Kihei • 879-5005 Napili Plaza, Napili • 665-0222 Kaahumanu Center, Kahului • 871-7726 Piilani Village Shopping Center, Kihei • 875-9340 BIG ISLAND Prince Kuhio Plaza, Hilo • 959-0359 OAHU Mililani Shopping Center, Mililani • 623-9405 Kailua Village Shops, Kailua • 261-4155 Email:


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Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ L e i l a n i ’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. MSu. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ L o n g h i ’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ M a m a ’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405

Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ M a u i ’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ M a u i S u s h i - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ M a u i Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 6618883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $


$$$→$40 and up

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ M o o s e M c G i l l y c u d d y ’s - American, bar. 844

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $ M u l l i g a n ’s at the Whar f - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881. $$ N a c h o s G r a n d e - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ N a l u S u n s e t B a r & S u s h i - Japanese. Maui

Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s S u r f B a r & G r i l l - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658

Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ P i z z a P a r a d i s o - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ P l a n t a t i o n H o u s e - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6677477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Ta v e r n - American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar - Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Te r r a c e R e s t a u r a n t - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Th ai C hef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Ti k i Te r r a c e R e s t a u r a n t - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tr o p i c a - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ V ino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ V i n n y ’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

- Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Spats

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Men of Las Vegas Wednesday, 8 p.m. at Hapa’s; next Thursday (June 15), 10 p.m. at Casanova [EXOTIC DANCE REVUE] Stripping is rooted in an ancient Sumerian myth that a goddess went down to Hades to retrieve her lover, and at each of the seven gates, she removed one veil and one jewel. Through time, stripping has become more socially accepted and more popular. In the 1970’s, the strange and somewhat unnerving transition between the era of free love and the dawn of disco birthed a new trend in male stripping. Soon it became clear that women as spectators were even more excitable and aggressive about the whole show. Yeah… surprise, surprise. In fact, female voyeurs have often been seen jumping on the stage, helping the men strip or even [insert gasp here] touching them. Let’s remember, ladies—the body is a sacred temple. Actually, for these guys, the term “brick shit-house” comes to mind. But obviously, we should remember to refrain from lewd acts; just because they’re strippers doesn’t mean they aren’t sensitive and thoughtful people who deserve respect. Ah, screw-it. Rip their damn clothes off. They’re tough. They look muscley. They can protect themselves if they need to. Mwahaaaha! [HEIDI KING]


JUNE 8, 2006


ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

Veteran for Peace Friday, 7 p.m. at

Rockstar Masters

Maui Community College Room Ka Lama 103; Saturday, 8 a.m. at the Maui Beach Hotel in Kahului

[DJ] It’s DJ/artist/party host extraordinaire Ray Masters’ birthday and he’s got a few wishes. One—he’s wants “a dance floor full of waving arms and bouncing bodies.” Two—he wants you to dress like a rock star. Hey, it’s his party and he’ll rock if he wants to. Three—he wants you to revel in the flamboyant décor, cool video system, high-tech lighting and the funky sounds of DJ Paul Gotel of Pasha Ibiza, Space, Renaissance, Ministry of Sound fame. Apparently, Gotel has played with the best of the best in club music, including Paul Oakenfold, Carl Cox, Boy George, BT and John Digweed. Hmm… I don’t see anything here about me jumping out of a cake but I’m sure that page must’ve gotten lost in transit. Well, I’ll bring my tassels just in case.

[ANTI WAR TALKS] At last count, 2,475 American soldiers have died in the Iraqi war, and another 296 were killed in Afghanistan. Joshua Dawson is one of those who survived, having served in Iraq from January 2004 to Januay 2005. Dawson saw combat at Tuz Kurmatzu, Tal Afar, An Najaf, Kirkuk, Samara and Mosul. After being honorably discharged, Dawson decided that he could best support his fellow soldiers by helping organize the Hawai’i chapter of Iraq Veterans Against the War. Now Dawson travels around and tells people what it’s like to fight in Iraq, and why we need to end the war as soon as possible. The MCC lecture is free, but the Maui Beach Hotel breakfast—which includes appearances from other veterans, including Vietnam Veterans of Maui President Bill Stroud—costs $15 per person. To reserve a seat at the breakfast, call 242-5036. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]



JUNE 8, 2006

Friday, 9:30 p.m. at Casanova

Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign? Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku [COMEDY/MUSIC] Let’s discuss the sign of the times: Gemini. There are so many reasons to love them. They are versatile, communicative, intellectual and lively. My mom is a Gemini and she’s always doing so many things for others that I can’t even keep track. People often comment on her seemingly limitless energy to take on new projects and tasks. But there’s always a dark side. Geminis can also be tense, superficial and inconsistent. And I know for a fact, if you burn them, they NEVER forget. One of my best friends is also a Gemini. She would always complain to me that she’s bored. I ignored her comments, assuming that she wasn’t making an effort to entertain herself. It turns out that some of Gemini’s biggest dislikes are being alone and mental inaction. No wonder she’d always come slinking into my room, begging for me to interact with her. It’s all coming together now. And, so are the Geminis, at The Studio Maui at $12 a pop. There’ll be DJs, dancing, comedy improv with The InsPirates, astrology readings and more. All signs welcome. For info, call 575-9390 or visit [HEIDI KING]

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Sacred Feminine Sunday, 7:30 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel, Wailuku [ART] The Bhagavad Gita says, “Among the feminine nouns I am fame, prosperity, speech, memory, intellect, resolve and forgiveness.” And Rainer Maria Rilke said, “The deepest experience of the creator is feminine, for it is experience of receiving and bearing.” True that. Anyway, the Sacred Feminine: Madonna, Whore, Daughter, Wife, Sister, Lover is Café Marc Aurel’s latest group exhibit, headed by esteemed Wailuku artist Adrianne Martinez, and featuring the works of 15 Maui and off-island artists. There will be no table service or food at this art opening reception/wine party. But expect plenty of intellectual bohemian sexiness and inebriation. I mean, inspiration. No cover.


Feeling Organic

Time to Save the Ocean

Monday, 7:30 p.m. at Makawao Union Church

Tuesday, 6 p.m. at the Maui Ocean Center in Ma’alaea

[CLASSICAL MUSIC] When asked to preview Paul Jacobs’ organ recital at the Makawao Union Church, I immediately thought of all sorts of clever double entendres featuring the word “organ.” I decided not to use any of them. Then, I tried to call upon my knowledge of the organ, but could only remember hearing it at ball games. Finally, I attempted to relate to the life of a 29-year-old organist, but I can’t say that I had much luck with that, either. But what I will say is this—Paul Jacobs is incredible. In addition to being one of the world’s finest concert organists, he is the chairman of the organ department at the prestigious Julliard School in New York. The list of his accolades is staggering. Among his most notable achievements was his 18-consecutive-hour performance of the complete organ music of Johann Sebastian Bach. Perhaps most impressive is his undeniable enthusiasm for music and performing, and the effect his exuberance has had on the sometimes too-conservative world of organ music. In Makawao, Jacobs will be performing a program of works by Bach, Brahms, Handel, Vierne, Ives, and John Weaver. As Jacobs has said, “Real music, beautiful music—you can listen to it without understanding it, you do not need to have studied rhythm or harmony. You must feel it.” We are lucky to have him, and should seize the opportunity to feel his magnificent music resonate off the walls of the Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave.). [COREY NIELSEN]

[ENVIRONMENTAL LECTURE] Noted environmental activist David Helvarg’s new book 50 Ways to Save the Ocean—published by Makawao’s own Inner Ocean Publishing—is a comprehensive but still easily readable guide to all the horrible things we human beings do every day to 70 percent of the Earth’s surface. In fact, it’s so good we excerpted a small portion of it for our June 1, 2006 cover story “5 Ways to Save the Ocean.” Anyway, Helvarg will stop by the Maui Ocean Center this Tuesday to sign copies of his book (1-3 p.m.) and talk about how to make more ocean-respecting choices in our daily lives (6 p.m.). Oh, and it’s free. So go. [AP]



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erly applies modern techniques of magical realism in a present-day setting to the ageold themes of clarity and enlightenment. Millman challenges the reader to control his or her mind, to pay attention and to find the extraordinary in every seemingly ordinary moment. Since the novel’s publishing, Millman has enjoyed a cult-like following of hippies and mainstreamers who find truth in his words. The novel has been translated into 29 languages and has even inspired “enlightened warrior” summer camps where campers learn, among other things, the “simple secrets to peace and happiness in everyday life.” Salva is an interesting choice for a director. Known for the thrillers Jeepers Creepers, Powder and Jeepers Creepers II, he’s also found the time to plead guilty to five counts of child molestation. But Salva’s flair for drama and details should highlight the more subtle points of the story. Early reviews point to strong performances by the cast as a major strength in the film’s execution. Scott Mechlowicz plays Dan and Nick Nolte plays Socrates; Amy Smart also stars and Millman himself makes a cameo. Both promotions and reviews point to its closely following the plot and tone of the original story. “When you hear the truth, it sounds familiar,” said actor Jim Carrey after he saw the movie. “Like seeing a reflection of something you already possess. This film is that clear and simple reflection. I enjoyed every moment.” If the movie truly does justice to the book, it should be more than just an entertaining manifesto. It should express personal discovery and empowerment. According to Straw Weisman, associate producer of What the Bleep Do We Know?, the film has indeed captured this sentiment. “It’s like Rocky for the soul,” he said.




Maui Film Festival at Wailea: June 14-18

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL See p. 26-27 for this week’s schedule


See pg 26-27 for this week’s schedule.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee

New This Week

Cars - G - F, M-W (11, 11:45, 12:30, 1:45, 2:30, 3:15,

CARS - (G) - Animated, Family, Comedy - A

4:30, 5:15), 6:40, 7:15, 8, 9:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 11:45,

hot little race car learns about true friendship

12:30, 1:45, 2:30, 3:15), 4:30, 5:15, 6:40, 7:15, 8, 9:30,

when he gets lost. Star studded with famous


voices (Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy,

Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th (1:30, 2:15, 3:15, 4, 4:45,

Cheech Marin). Maybe Disney will shock us

5:30), 6:30, 7:15, 8, 9, F-W (11:15, 12, 2:45, 3:20), 6:30,

with some new exciting twist! Riiiiiiiight. 116

7:10, 9:45

min. (Heidi King)

Just My Luck - PG13 - Th (2:35, 5), 7:25, 9:50,

THE OMEN - (R) - Horror, Thriller - A remake

F, M-W (11:10, 1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:20, Sa-Su

of the 1976 demonic kid fest, this time star-

(11:10, 1:35), 4:10, 6:50, 9:20

ring Julia Stiles as the tortured mom, Liev

Omen - R - Th (1:40, 2:40, 4:10, 5:10), 6:50, 7:35,

Schreiber as her disbelieving ambassador

9:20, 10, F, M-W (11, 11:30, 1:30, 2, 4, 4:45), 6:45,

husband, Mia Farrow as the nanny from hell

7:30, 9:15, 10, Sa-Su (11, 11:30, 1:30, 2), 4, 4:45,

and the debut of Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick

6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 10

as the creepy/cute kid Satan. 110 min.

Over the Hedge - PG - Th (2:10, 2:45, 3:10, 4:15,

(Samantha Campos)

4:50, 5:15), 6:40, 7, 7:20, 8:50, 9:10, 9:30, F, M-W (11:20, 12:20, 1:25, 2:20, 3:30, 4:20, 5:30), 6:55,

Now Showing

7:35, 9:10, 9:40, Sa-Su (11:20, 12:20, 1:25, 2:20,

THE BREAK-UP - (PG13) - Comedy,

3:30), 4:20, 5:30, 6:55, 7:35, 9:10, 9:40

Romance - Vince Vaughn and Jennifer

Poseidon - PG13 - Th (3, 5:20), 7:40, 10, F, M-W

Aniston play a couple who purchase a condo

(11:40, 2:10, 4:35), 7:05, 9:25, Sa-Su (11:40, 2:10),

together and then separate. But, they have

4:35, 7:05, 9:25

to stay living together. Ugh. This happened

See No Evil - R - Th (3:05, 5:25), 7:30, 9:40, F, M-W

to me once, and it was so NOT funny. 106

(12:10, 2:25, 4:55), 7:25, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:25),

min. (HK)

4:55, 7:25, 9:35

DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - You’ve


read the book, seen the History Channel

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documentaries and listened to the Vatican’s

Break Up - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3:05), 5:20, 7:45,

bitching—now see the Ron Howard-direct-


ed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou

M:I:III - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:15, 7, 9:45

and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of

RV - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35

murder and intrigue that will shake the very

X-Men - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:50, 3:30,

foundations of the Catholic Church! Well,

4:05), 5:10, 5:50, 6:20, 7:35, 8:15, 8:45, 9:55

maybe rattle them a little. 149 min.


(Anthony Pignataro)

I think I babysat this kid once...

JUST MY LUCK - (PG13) - Lindsay Lohan

1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Fr-Wed schedule not available at press time)

plays a college graduate who’s just starting a

Da Vinci - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7:10, 10

career in the big city and she seems to have

Russell) to climb up (or down, I suppose) the ship

the best luck ever. Until she goes to a mas-

to the surface. 98 min. (AP)

querade ball and somehow switches her

RV - (PG) - Adventure, Comedy, Family - Robin

luck with some random shmuck she kisses.

Williams plays Bob, a work obsessed guy who

Watch her hunt him down. (HK)

tricks his family into giving up their dream vaca-



tion to Hawai’i in exchange for a road trip in an RV.

900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222

Action/Adventure - Once again Tom Cruise

Bob only does this to please his boss, but his fam-

M:I:III - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (3:30), 7:45 Sa-Su (12:45,

plays super-elite spymaster Ethan Hunt, this

ily doesn’t know that. Confusion, slap-stick come-

3:30), 7:45

time tasked with finding some uber-bad guy

dy and the eventual realization that family is

The Omen - R - Th (3), 7:15, 9:15, F, M-W (3), 7:15,

played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Expect

what’s really important is inevitable. 98 min. (HK)

9:45, Sa-Su (12:30, 3), 7:15, 9:45

the same big explosions, hot chicks and Ving

SEE NO EVIL - (R) - Horror - This is the story of a

Over the Hedge - PG - Th (2:15, 4:30), 7, 9:45, F, M-

Rhames that carried the previous MI flicks.

seven-foot-tall, 400-pound psychopath with a

W (2:15, 4:30), 7, 9, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:15), 4:30, 7, 9

126 min. (AP)

rusty plate in his head who likes to claw people’s

X-Men - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (2:30, 5), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su

OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation,

eyes out and who lives in a derelict hotel until one

(12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 10

Comedy - Bruce Willis is the voice of a rac-

day when a bunch of work-furlough criminals

coon who helps woodland creatures adapt to

show up along with the cop who originally shot

gathering food in their new surroundings

the psychopath in the head a few years ago. What

when a suburb takes over their forest and

a coincidence! 100 min. (AP)

their food supply diminishes. It’s cute and


cuddly and full of cheap laughs. 80 min. (HK)

Action/Adventure - Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry,

POSEIDON - (PG13) - Action/Adventure -

Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart all return for

This ridiculous remake of a ridiculous film

what’s billed as the final X-Men movie, though I

concerns a luxury ocean liner that gets hit by

can’t imagine the studio would ignore prequel

a tidal wave (uh huh) and rolls upside down

possibilities if it does well at the box office. 103

(yeah, right) forcing survivors (led by Kurt

min. (AP)

M:I:III - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 10 Over the Hedge - PG - Th (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:45 X-Men - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:40

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Break Up - PG13 - Th (1, 4), 7, 9:30, F, M-W (1, 4), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (10:30, 1), 4, 7:15, 9:50 Cars - G - F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:45 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (12, 3:30), 6:45, 10, Sa-Su (12), 3:30, 6:45, 10 Poseidon - PG13 - Th only (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45


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2006 Maui Film Festival THE AQUARIUM A colorful look at the world’s oceans, reef zones and caged ocean life. Not rated/ 23 min.

BENIGNO: FAREWELL TO A REVOLUTION A documentary on the life of Dariel Alarcon, an illiterate Cuban farmer who joined Fidel Castro’s rebellion in the 1950’s. Though eventually becoming a hero of the Cuban revolution, Alarcon became disillusioned with the Castro regime and fled to Paris in the mid-1990’s. Not rated/56 min.



Scientist/filmmaker Randy Olson’s fair but quirky documentary on the war in Kansas over “Intelligent Design,” a view that life is too complex to have evolved randomly that’s roundly ridiculed by evolutionary biologists but gaining popular appeal. Not rated/84 min.

GUIDE DOG A cartoon by Bill Plympton about a dog that wants to help but ends up destroying stuff. Not rated/5 min.


HALF NELSON Ryan Gosling stars as a dedicated Brooklyn teacher by day who spends his nights as a crackhead. Also stars Anthony Mackie and Shareeka Epps. Not yet rated/106 min.


PEACEFUL WARRIOR Amy Smart, Nick Nolte and Scott Mechlowicz star in this adaptation of Dan Millman’s popular “semi-autobiographical magically realist novel” of a super-achieving Olympic hopeful haunted by nightmares that seem to be coming true. PG13/120 min.

A musical tribute to Leonard Cohen, who’s been singing and writing for the last four decades. Includes appearances by Rufus Wainwright, Paula Battala, Jarvis Cocker and Nick Cave. PG-13/98 min. BENIGNO: FAREWELL TO A REVOLUTION

BEYOND THE CALL A look at three daredevil volunteers who live to take humanitarian food and supplies to some of the most dangerous places on earth. Not rated/82 min.

FIRST FLIGHT Animated tale of an office worker who misses the bus so he teaches a baby bird how to fly. Not rated/8 min.

The Maui Film Festival runs June 14-18. Special events include the Taste of the Islands Opening Night Twilight Reception at the Fairmont Kea Lani’s Palm Court, free nightly Star Shows, Starry Night MoonDance at Tommy Bahama’s, Taste of Chocolate at the Four Seasons Resort, Taste of Wailea, filmmaker panels and tributes to Joan Allen, Patricia Clarkson and Jessica Biel. Tickets run $10 for regular screenings, $20 for Celestial Cinema shows if you buy in advance, $11/$22 the day of the show. Children under 13 free. Passes are also available. For more information, please call 579-9244 or visit

THE VENUES The Celestial Cinema sits on the Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course. Attendees are asked to park at the Wailea Special Events Parking Area on Wailea Ike Drive. A free shuttle will run to and from the site.

MAD WEDNESDAY Buster Keaton’s 1947 comedy about a guy who tries to break into the newsreel business with an obsolete movie camera. Not rated/76 min. LEONARD COHEN: I’M YOUR MAN

PARALLELOJAMS A look at crack climbers—not the drug, the crevasses the run up mountains—in Utah. Not rated/45 min.

The SandDance Theater

Q’S QUEST The story of North Shore local boy Darren “QBall” Quinn, a quadriplegic who windsurfed from Maui to Molokai. Not rated/20 min.

SOFIA A riveting surf documentary on Sofia Mulanovich, a young Peruvian woman who became the first person from South America to win a professional surfing World Title. Not rated/54 min.

WORDPLAY A fun and inspired look at all things crossword puzzle, which includes interviews with Bill Clinton, Jon Stewart and New York Times crossword puzzle editor Will Shortz. Not rated/94 min.

is at Wailea Beach. All showings here are free. Parking is at the public lot directly behind the beach or at the Special Events Parking Area.

The Digital SkyDome boasts an elevated, outdoor experience on the Pacific Terrace at the Outrigger Resort. Parking is at the resort itself or the Shops at Wailea. A free shuttle also runs to the other Wailea parking areas.

The Castle Theater & McCoy Theater are at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Kahului. Parking is on-site only—no shuttles run to these venues.



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Reggae’s Adventurous Traveler Talking with Ky-Mani Marley I recently had the opportunity to speak with reggae musician Ky-Mani (pronounced key-mani) Marley—yes, one of Bob’s sons—by phone. At home in Miami, surrounded by his family and friends, he sounded loose and relaxed. As children audibly played in the background, Marley spoke of music, travel, brotherhood, some of the downfalls of being the son of a musical and political savior, and his firm belief that he could whoop me in table tennis.

Ky-Mani Marley Kulcha Klash with Marty Dread, DJ JFX. Friday, 5 p.m. at Lahaina Civic. MAUI TIME WEEKLY: You were playing football (soccer) yesterday when I called. Who’s your World Cup team? KYMANI MARLEY: Hahaha! Brazil, man. Yeah. Ronaldinho’s tough. Are they gonna win? Brazil, yeah, might be some surprises though. What about the U.S.? No hometown love?

ing forward to here? Musical adventure, hahaha! Yeah, musical adventure this time! You were nominated for a Grammy (“Best Reggae album” for 2002’s Many More Roads). Did you attend the ceremony? No, I didn’t attend. I think at the time I was in England. How did you feel about Damian’s winning? (Brother Damian Marley won the Grammy for his album, Halfway Tree). Are you and your brothers competitive? Competitive? Why would we be competitive? No man, that’s me! My brother’s music, that’s my life! I work at a hotel, and get asked pretty strange questions every day. What’s the dumbest question you regularly get asked? Dumbest question, hmm… Been asked so many! Wow! Probably “Do you listen to your father’s music?” People ask you that? Yeah, man. Last weekend I was doing a radio show and they asked me, “Are you inspired by your father’s music?”

Of course, got to carry da boys in blue! Do you live in Miami year-round?

Incredible. I’d like to mention some words or phrases, and have you tell me the first word or sentence that comes to mind.

Ky-Mani Marley, History Channel fan

Basically year-round in Miami, yeah. I’m on the road a lot, though.

Yeah, man.

Do you play recreationally?

A little hip-hop?

What about Jamaica? Do you visit often?

American Idol.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that too!

Yeah, visit Jamaica. Usually very often. Two weekends out of da month.

Brings hope, an opportunity, nahwhatahmean? I believe that even if you don’t win, it creates opportunities. I don’t get to watch it much, but I like it!

Are you any good?

Besides reggae and hip-hop, what are your biggest influences?

Are you treated well when you go home? (Ky-Mani moved to the U.S. at age nine, and I wondered if the infamous attempt on his father’s life influenced his feelings about Jamaica)

Do you watch much television in general? A little. I mostly watch the History Channel, Discovery Channel, not that HBO.

Now you’re getting competitive! Maybe we can find a table when you get here. Let’s do it! I’m a bad boy, naturally! Okay, then. What about pakalolo?

Oh, definitely. Very well, always. Your name means “Adventurous Traveler.” Have you visited Maui before?

Oh yeah, man!

Back to the word association, what about Table Tennis? (Ky-Mani’s mother was a champion table tennis player in Jamaica).

Pakalolo? I’ve never heard of it. It’s the local Hawaiian term for ganja.

Yeah, hahaha! East African name. Sometimes a name carries a vibration, and I feel as though I am an adventurous traveler. I’m always looking forward to coming. Yeah, been there before. What sorts of adventures are you look-


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Reggae da main influence, but everything. Like rock, jazz… What’s the one song people would be surprised you like? All right… from a kid, I used to listen to Guns n’ Roses, Bon Jovi [he begins singing, “I’m a cowboy… yeah!”], “Love In An Elevator,” “Janie’s Got A Gun” [both by Aerosmith], Eric Clapton.

[Inaudible] Oh, wow, pakalolo! Meditation! Meditation! What’s that? You love? You asked for the first thing that comes to mind? Anita! My mother! She was a champion table tennis player!


So what should we expect from your upcoming show?

Thanks for taking the time to talk to me. Have a great time on Maui and I’ll be looking forward to our table tennis battle. Blessed Love, I. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Song for Africa - Thursday. A benefit concert in which proceeds go towards World Vision (money raised specifically for the children of Uganda) and Isabeau Waia'u's missions trip to the South African kingdom of Swaziland. There she will be serving the local church, working in the highschools to prevent AIDS, and spending time with those in the last stages of AIDS. Isabeau Waia'u, Jennifer Waia'u, Levi Ware, Ka'ala Kaio, Leo Waia'u, and Dawn & Brandon Thompson will perform. Tickets: $4, $3. 6:30 p.m., Binhi Ahi Filipino Community Center, Kahului. Alison Arngrim - Thursday. “Confessions of a Prairie Bitch.” In this hilarious high-energy onewoman show, Little House on the Prairie’s pre-eminent brat, Nellie Oleson (aka Alison Arngrim) takes to the stage to recount her wild adventures in Hollywood and beyond. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kulcha Klash - Friday. Another raging, all-night festival. Just added to the lineup—Eddie Oldschool (from London) and Jim Brownski (New York City) as well as Ky-Mani Marley. $20, $18. Lahaina Civic Center, 877-71-GROOVE. Miss Maui Filipina - Saturday. The Maui Filipino Community Council presents the 48th annual

scholarship pageant, featuring women of Filipino ancestry vying for the title of Miss Maui Filipina 2006, and celebrating a new generation of Filipinos in Hawai’i. Tickets: $25, $18. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Barefoot Bash - Sunday. A celebration under the stars with Barefoot Natives (Willie K and Eric Gilliom), Henry Kapono Band, Makaha Sons, HAPA, and Gypsy Pacific. $30 in advance; $35 day of show. 4 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center, Paul Jacobs - Monday. Paul Jacobs, recently appointed Chairman of the Organ Department at The Juilliard School in New York City, has become famous in the United States in recent years for, among other achievements, his performances of the complete organ works of Johann Sebastian Bach, Cesar Franck and Olivier Messiaen. Now you can see him live. $15. 7:30 p.m., Makawao Union Church, 579-9261. Oahu: Fire Tribe - Wednesday through next Sunday. The 2006 Summer Solstice Fire Tribe Gathering, is a conscious community celebration focused on dark-to-dawn magical fire circles. Friends from all paths and traditions are invited to co-create transformation and artful relationship through chanting, dance, poetry, drumming, visual art and spontaneous sacred ceremony. Fees start at $50. Visit

TICKETS ON SALE Oahu: Makaha Sons - June 17. Makaha Sons celebrate their 30-year anniversary along with special guests; The Brothers Cazimero, Ho'okena, Hapa, Na Kama, Daniel Ho & Herb Ohta, Jr., Hoku Zuttermeister, Barry Kimokeo, Aunty Genoa Keawe & Fiji. With hula by Jeri-Lynn "Kealo" Koko, Mark Ho'omalu & the Academy of Hawaiian Arts, Chinky Mahoe & Halau Hula 'O Kawaili'ula, and Howard and Olana Ai & Halau Hula Olana. Tickets: $100. 4:30 p.m. doors open and buffet line starts, 5 p.m. show starts. Neal Blaisdell Center Arena. Tickets available at the Blaisdell Box Office and through all Ticketmaster outlets ( Taiko Festival - Jun. 24. Zenshin Daiko’s 7th Annual Taiko Festival. Award winning story teller Kathy Collins starts the evening with her alter ego "Tita" telling some of her favorite, classic Japanese stories in her own style. Zenshin Daiko perform new original pieces written by group members. The evening will culminate with the Los Angeles based On Ensemble, known for their unique and provocative taiko performances. Tickets: $15. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. 15th Annual Ki Ho’Alu Festival - June 25. The MACC’s annual Slack Key Festival is the perfect chance for the whole ‘ohana to relax on the lawn

Register to Vote - Through June 17. Support Maui with your vote and support Democracy in Action Marijuana Reform ordinances. 10,000 signatures needed by June to be ballot. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Road, (Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill). 579-8315.

June 14 - 18, 2006

MAC-out Session - Fri-Sun. MAC is launching their summer line with free make-overs, music and entertainment. Call for an appointment. Macy’s, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 871-6390.

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Build-a-Thon - The Hawaii Habitat for Humanity Build-a-Thon is a major fundraising event for Habitat for Humanity Maui. Volunteers will gather at the build sites in Waiohuli to help build homes for deserving Habitat families. With special guests: Governor Linda Lingle and Centex Destination Properties. 8:45 a.m.-4 p.m., Kula, 893-0334. BBBS Annual Dinner - Big Brother and Big Sisters Maui invites supporters to honor the Bigs and Littles of the Year as well as raise funds for the oneon-one mentoring programs. This special evening includes an elegant dinner, celebrity key-note speaker, live entertainment, live and silent auction. 6-10 p.m., Sheraton Maui Resort, 242-9754. Zodiac Party - This month celebrate Geminis with DJs, dancing, birthday cake, comedy, performances by The InsPirates, astrology readings and more! $12. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575 9390. Shimmy Night - Let the ladies of Bellyroll Dance Co. entrance you. 7:30 & 8:30 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 280-5814.


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Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.


The Celestial Cinema.

THE OH IN OHIO Friday, June 16, 8:00pm Celestial Cinema  Wailea

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., Hula Lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., Lei Making Class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian Hula Show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian Dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesian, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Lei Making Class. All shows free.

& the Maui Arts & Cultural Center

“Hawaii’s Answer to Sundance”

and enjoy an all-day, all-star line-up of some of Hawai’i’s best ki ho‘alu musicians, including numerous Grammy and Nä Hökü Hanohano Award winners. Event festivities include local vendors with fresh flower leis, fine Hawaiian arts & crafts and delicious local-style food. A Ka Hoku Production. Free. 2-7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC. Fashion and Floral Extravaganza - July 22. One of the world’s top floral designers will team up with leading fashion designers for the 6th annual Maui Youth & Family Services "Growing Dreams" event. Paul Miller, AIFD, PFCI, Nature’s Flowers Creative Director, will present a floral design demonstration in this year’s event titled "Celebrations in Bloom." A lively fashion show featuring Tamara Catz, Tommy Bahama, and fashions from "The Enchantress" will highlight the day, which also includes a silent auction and a gourmet luncheon. All proceeds from the event go to benefit Maui Youth & Family Services. Tickets: $100, $75. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Four Seasons Resort, Wailea, 357-2282 or Maui Calls - Aug. 11. MACC’s annual gala, premier fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening. Featuring entertainment, live auction, and fine dining. This event sells out every year. Get your tickets now! 6 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, or 242-2787 x 225.

NOBELITY Friday, June 16, 8:00pm Maui Skydome  Wailea

Race - Maui Go Karters Association Race. You may not see Jeff Gordon there, but it should be some good dirty fun regardless. Pit passes cost $5. Gates open at 8 a.m. Qualifying begins at 12 p.m., and races will start at 1 p.m. No admission charge. Puunene track, 242-1688. Smart Eating - Non-Cooking Class: Cooling Summer Foods. Learn how to make light, refreshing summer foods and drinks using organic and living ingredients. Coconut lime cooler, green alkalizing juice, "ice kreme" and more. $45 pre-registration required. 5:30 p.m., Joy's Place, 879-9258. Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s,


JUNE 8, 2006


Thursday 06/08 Kilohana $5, 10pm


1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Friday 06/09

Saturday 06/10

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm


1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220


Live Music

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Talkin’ Roots Summer Tour $20, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Planetary Bandits

Sirus B Posse

MON - Kanoa & Friends; WED - Liquid Lounge

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

Wild 105.5 Party

DJ Zeek

MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm

Paul Gotel & Ray Masters $7, 9:45pm

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm


Monday 06/12 – Wednesday 06/14

Shimmy Night No cover, 7:30 & 8:30pm

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852


Sunday 06/11

DJ LX, Mark EZ, H-Boogie

Curtis Williams


MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400


The Edge No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.,

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina

Cannery Mall,, 667-9513.

TUESDAY, JUNE 13 Action Team - Kalama Park Action Team meeting every 2nd Tue. of the month to develop and maintain a safe, clean, beautiful, inviting, user-friendly gathering place through community involvement, projects and advocacy. 3:30 p.m., Kihei Community

Center, 270-7765 or 891-2348.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 14 “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Jamie Lawrence Hawaiian Band. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

Maui Underground No cover, 9pm

Katie Naylor No cover, 9pm

other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business

Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 8738247. Buying a Biz - Tue. “How to Research and Buy a Small Business or Franchise.” Designed for those thinking about buying a small business, the workshop examines how to choose the best business opportunity and will review franchise vs. an independent business choices. Free. 12-1 p.m., Maui

County Business Resource Center (MCBRC), Maui Mall, 873-8247. Get it Together - Wed. "Get Organized, Get Focused, and Get Ready for Life!" Having more time is about the freedom to do what is important and meaningful in our lives. Learn how, now. 12-1

p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center (MCBRC), Maui Mall, 873-8247.



Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center,

Seafood Watch - Thu. Sheila Bowman, Outreach Coordinator for Monterey Bay Aquarium, will explain how seafood items are categorized on Monterey Bay Aquarium’s Seafood Watch Pocket Guide and how to inform restaurants and grocery stores about the guide. Free. 2-4 p.m., Ocean

Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35. After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku.

986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations. Something Fishy - Sat. Who lives in the Iao Valley Stream? We'll find out by building a living model of a stream and then head out to discover where the wet and wild things are. For aquatic biologist of 5 years and older. An accompanying adult is required. $14 for a parent/child pair. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Hawaii

Nature Center, 875 Iao Valley Road, 244-6500 ext 22. Weed Warriors - Jun. 19. Maui Invasive Species Committee is looking for young adults, ages 14 and older, to help with real-life data collection and resource management. Next up is a trip to catch coqui frogs at night. Space is limited, call ASAP.


LECTURE Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-1174. English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St.,

Wailuku, 249-0111. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7

p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911. Art Business Workshop - Fri. George Darby and David Fisher will be going over legal issues that are critical for performing arts businesses in general, and in particular are relevant to taking advantage of Hawaii's generous tax credits for performing arts products. $25. 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Maui Small

Business Development Center, Kihei, 875-2402. Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as


JUNE 8, 2006

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm; WED - Men of Las Vegas, 9pm

Science Discovery Center, 249-8811. Sea Talk - Thu. “Ocean-friendly Seafood and the Seafood Watch Program”. Learn how seafood consumers can influence the fishing industry using the Seafood Watch Pocket Guide and make a difference in helping to protect our marine resources. Free. 6 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075. Haleakala - Fri. “Full Moon Program.” Join Park naturalists for na mo olelo hina ai malama (stories of the moon) and learn science, love and legend about our moon. 7:30-8:30 p.m., Hosmer Grove

Campground, 572-4459. Talk Story - Sat. Friends of Ma'alaea and Greenways Maui are sponsoring a Community Talk Story to "Save The Plumeria Trees" and explore the newest ideas for traffic control, and green space on Hau'oli Street in Ma'alaea. 9-11 a.m., Ma'alaea

Gina Martinelli 7pm



Jack Hamilton - Every Thu in June. Jack Hamilton will be painting live. Painting in Hawai’i for over 20 years, Jack’s numerous views of Maui capture the essence of this beautiful place. He often captures his enjoyment of nature by using the inspiration of open-air (plein air) painting on location. 6-10 p.m.,

Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI

Maui Hands Gallery, Hyatt Regency Ka’anapali, 573-2021 or 667-7997. Scott Mead - Fri. Opening reception and talk story for/with Scott Mead, Maui Photographer. Talk story with Scott Mead will continue each Fri. throughout June. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Lahaina Gallery, 573-

2021 or 667-9898. Lori Koprowski - Fri. Oil painting demonstration: “Expressive Nudes in Oil.” Upcountry contemporary artist, Lori Koprowski, demonstrates her use of oils to paint new original work in her Femme series of nudes. 6:30-9 p.m., The Quan Gallery, 667-2757. Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m.,

Front Street. 667-9194. Sacred Feminine - Sun. "Madonna, Whore, Mother, Daughter, Wife, Sister, Lover." See the inspired works of 15 different Maui and off island artists on this compelling and timely theme. Wine reception, no table service or food. 7:30 p.m.-12

POETRY Live Poets - Thu. Maui Live Poets Society in Lahaina meets every 2nd Thu of the month. Today is that day. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahaina, 661-0517. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

Aurel, 276-5467. Poetry Reading - Tue. Read a poem, be it your favorite from another author, or one of your own. 6:30-7:45 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.


Haleakala - Sat-Mon. Volunteer in Haleakala Crater and stay at Holua Cabin. Participants will remove invasive species and tend nene habitat, with time for relaxation and photography or exploring. 248-

Veterans Speak - Fri. "Hawai'i Veterans speakingout: silenced in the ranks, but vocal in their communities!" Iraq Veterans Against the War Hawaii organizer Josh Dawson will speak. Topics include realities for our soldiers in Iraq, stop-loss program, soldiers’ families’ stories, and the GI Rights Hot Line. Free. 7 p.m. Maui Community College, Ka Lama 103, or 573-3255. Veterans Speak - Sat. The Hawaii Federation of Democratic Women will be hosting three Hawaii veterans who will speak on the Iraq War. $15. 7:15

Sea Talk - Tue. 50 Ways to Save the Ocean, the first and only guidebook spotlighting the urgency of saving the seas and offering concrete action steps. Author David Helvarg will be discussing and signing copies of his new book which contains tips we can use every day to help preserve the ocean. Free. 6

p.m., Maui Ocean Center, Ma’alaea, 270-7075. Hibiscus Family - Wed. Eminent botanist Bob Hobdy will speak on “Secrets of the Hawaiian Hibiscus Family.” 7-9 p.m., Maui Community College, KaLama 103, 344-1113 or 891-2252.

SPORTS Triathlon - Sun. 6th Annual King's Trail Olympic Distance Triathlon (1.5k swim, 40k bike, 10k run). Proceeds from the race benefit local non-profit organizations and fund other local participatory sport events on Maui through out the year. Maui

Prince Hotel, Makena, 891-0403.


Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel

53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9

p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52,, 573-3084. Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110

AM Call in 242-7800. Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110

AM. Life on Maui - Next Fri. Hosted by Steven Freid. The intention of the show is to interview people who are doing interesting and exciting things on Maui. Fri, 7 p.m. Channel 52,


a.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 276-5467.

Banyans parking lot, 190 Hau'oli Street, Ma'alaea, 249-2393.

7660 or

1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

a.m. Maui Beach Hotel, or 244-8982.

Kingdom of Hawaii - Sat. Join Naliko Markel, the Kingdom of Hawaii's Minister of the Interior, for an informative talk called 'The Voice of Hawaiian Freedom.' The Kingdom of Hawaii is the reinstated democratic government that is preparing a World Court case to confirm its legitimacy. 4 p.m., Maui

Booksellers, 244-9091.

Campaign Kick-Off - Sun. Mayoral candidate Charmaine Tavares is inviting the public to attend her official campaign kick-off featuring entertainment by Richard Ho‘opi‘i, Raiatea Helm and the Zenshin Daiko. The event will also include ono grinds, fun and games for the keiki, a silent auction, and door prizes. $25. 11:30 a.m-2 p.m., War Memorial Soccer Field, 242-5500.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St.,

Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum, Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali,

667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-

0787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Open mic night with Jim Freeborne on Sun. 7 p.m. to close. 843

Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845

Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J,

Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien

Thursday 06/08

Friday 06/09

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394


Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Conscious Healing 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Scott Baird 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Funky Munky 9pm

Kenny Rovac 9pm

Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm


36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711


845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811


136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555


Rampage 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010


Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Monday 06/12 – Wednesday 06/14

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Sunday 06/11

Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm



Saturday 06/10

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu., 5:30-8:30 p.m.; AnRil, Wed., 5:30-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 2448844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 78:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 8746444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical CafÊ – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.


AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului. CafÊ Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Maùana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8778744. Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:307:30 nightly. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,TueSat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian

Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858. â– ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. â–  SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. â–  THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI â– FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. â–  GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234

■MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI â– HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) It’s true that in this life you’ll find a plethora of people who just don’t get you, or value what’s so great about you. Fine; you do what you do for your own reasons, not for popularity or social approval. But nevertheless, it’s vital for your own wellbeing that you have someone in your life who grasps, deeply, just how fantastic you are. You deserve that kind of admiration and support, and you need it if you want to keep on being so awesome without burning out. If you don’t already have that, make finding it your top priority until you do.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) It’s hard for you to put your best foot forward when you’ve got something like this weighing you down. That whole requiring-balance thing means you’ve got to use that foot to stomp on the other side of the scale, just to keep yourself going. That means you’re not able to necessarily be as light, friendly or engaged as you wish you could be. Limiting how many new people enter your life at this time is probably a good idea, as they’re just bound to get the wrong impression. Since giving them the right impression could have powerful positive ramifications for you, please wait until you can do just that.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You need ritual, Scorpio. Sacrificing a virgin at dawn isn’t exactly practical or viable, but you nevertheless need some kind of concentrated task that’s somehow separate from the mundane particulars of your everyday life. Whether it’s downing absinthe or lighting candles at sunset or dancing naked around a bonfire or whatever activity or practice speaks to you (I’m sure you already have some interesting ideas), spend the next seven days letting a little ritualistic behavior influence your life. Then let me know what you learned (


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It’s like you’re trapped in a hot air balloon whose controls are broken. All you can do is ride the wind and watch the world passing by below, and wait for the balloon to lose buoyancy and eventually lower you. You’re not used to being so passive, but it’s good (occasional) practice for you to just let things play out as they will, instead of interfering. You don’t always need to be the leader, the one with all the great ideas. This time around, for the next little bit, you can just allow life to happen on its own.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Discipline has never been your problem. I know Capricorns who can stick to—for months or years— diets or work schedules that’d break a Leo or a Pisces in under 24 hours. It’s overcoming your natural caution and making the kinds of wild and irrational choices that come so easily to, for example, those two signs. That’s where you run into difficulty. Perhaps, however, you can apply your rationality and discipline to this limitation, by consciously deciding to at least occasionally making the most impractical choice, based on a sense of fun or adventure, rather than wisdom and pragmatism. This week, why not give it a try?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) When a cat enters a new area, its first task is mapping the place out completely. Some do this slowly, starting from a niche they deem secure, and gradually extending their known territory a foot or two at a time. Others seek out every nook and cranny swiftly and voraciously, not resting until they’ve got the entire place mapped out in their minds. I want you to be catlike this week, Aquarius—employing your own personal style, naturally. As you enter a new space (metaphorically), concentrate on figuring out exactly how big and complicated it is. Then you can use that knowledge to maximize your fun there.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Occasionally I like to imagine you as someone who fell asleep a hundred years ago, and just woke up recently, all wrapped with vines and flowers. It’s a charming explanation for why you’re sometimes bewildered by the world today, and why you’re not as susceptible to the same traps of consumerism and other small-minded tendencies as most of the rest of us. But as enchanting as the image of you awakening bleary-eyed and swathed in blossoms can be, there are times when your reluctance to engage with the modern world (especially technology) is actually holding you back.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) The Aries I’ve dated were always fun, romantic and never boring—even if they were otherwise nuts or ridiculously short-sighted. But suddenly those seem like minor flaws compared to all you have to offer. I’m not the only one reflecting along these lines; your stock is up, darling. Take advantage of renewed public appreciation of your qualities to further your own agenda. Whether that’s getting laid, making art, achieving a promotion, or having an adventure is up to you. Just don’t put it off—you never know how long this kind of upswing will last.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I don’t think Taureans are unreasonably cautious or conservative, as you’re sometimes accused of being. It’s just that you see, quite clearly, that everything has a price. Party too hard and you’ll be sick and hung over. Spend extravagantly this week and you’ll feel impoverished next week. The consequences of your choices are always obvious. Nevertheless, it’s actually good to (occasionally) be stupid and do stuff that’ll cost you more than it’s worth. This week, concentrate on the richness of your potential experience, not how much you’ll “spend” on it. CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM


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The Cenozoic Era: Pre-Early Days, Part III Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life’s but a walking shadow; a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. -From Macbeth, William Shakespeare I first started telling you about my origins a little more than a year ago (“The Early Days,” May 12, 2005). That was when I explained how I moved to Maui after college, leaving a now unfathomable existence as hausfrau to a bullying lover in Santa Cruz. I told you about my first two years here, with my new Neil Diamond-obsessed, bartender boyfriend, a Jeep I didn’t yet know how to drive, working four jobs simultaneously in Lahaina, and how I then moved back to San Francisco. I followed that up (“The Early Days, Part II: Sex, Drugs and the Hard Rock,” May 26, 2005) with glossed-over stories of how island fever led to my stint back in the city, figuratively and literally leading the rock ‘n roll lifestyle, having spanking orgies and smoking crack with a naughty Hard Rock Café trainer. Soon after, I curtailed my memoir (“The Paleozoic Era: Pre-Early Days, Part I,” Jun. 9, 2005) with an even earlier tale of life in Beverly Hills with my mom and her rock band manager boyfriend, leading us on tours to Europe and Hawai’i with Van Halen and the like, before said boyfriend ended up in some jail in Peru. Then you learned of our move to Las Vegas (“The Mesozoic Era: Pre-Early Days, Part II,” Jun. 30, 2005) and my many embarrassing phases as a Durannie, a mod, a new waver, a punk rocker and after a move to Palm Springs, a goth and a desert hippie/metal head. But then I redirected my story to more recent times (“The Early Days, Part 3: How I Got the Job,” Oct. 27, 2005), after the HRC trainer and I moved back to Maui and I bounced around several jobs, including serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and $1800 bottles of cognac to the fabulously rich and famous at a Wailea resort. That was when I also told you how I got this here job. The part I’ve left out, probably with excellent subconscious reason, is that last year of high school and up to when I left for college. You see, it was somewhat turbulent times back then. My mother was going through a rough batch of addiction and alcohol abuse, and I felt like I was facing my teenage years alone and unsupervised. My normally clean and responsible record as a good kid, as the daughter who “raised” her mother, and as a teacher’s pet, hit a wall during my senior year of high school. Although I had seen it countless uninterested times before—a mountain of white powder on a glass table at some weekend rental in Palm Springs, lines of it cut with credit cards in the bathrooms backstage—it proved to be too great a temptation to pass up as I stayed up all night and, of all things, studied for my Shakespearean recital in AP English. Ironically, it was the girl I was tutoring who offered it to me and I accepted, ambitiously memorizing (or so I thought) lines of prose along with the stuff that went up my nose. This is sounding like some cheesy after-school special, isn’t it? Well, it could’ve been much worse, I’m sure. All that inevitably happened is that I made a complete ass of myself in front of my AP class, as I blankly repeated the same first line of Macbeth’s famous speech—“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow…. Um… Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow… uh…”—over and over again. I simply couldn’t remember anything else. My sudden drug-induced, erratic behavior resulted in an automatic failure—my first, but certainly not last—a suspension and up to the very final hour, being told I would not be allowed to graduate. Needless to say, the mom was not pleased. We had an ugly battle wherein she warned me of becoming a loser and I coldly replied that she was merely looking at a mirror reflection of herself. You could say it was a turning point. Luckily, I did end up graduating high school that year. And it took a little while longer, but my mom eventually got healthy and actually became one of the top businesswomen in the Coachella Valley—I think she won an award. And she just celebrated her 20th anniversary with my step-dad so that’s something. As for me, I tooled around the desert for a few years, taking classes at the community college, working at a record store, using fake ID’s to get into the clubs where my boyfriend was DJ-ing, and fantasizing about my future as a glamorous marine biologist making documentaries with Jacques Cousteau. And then I moved to Santa Cruz.





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