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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: If Maui had a taste, what would it be? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Warm Steinlager Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Sour poi Proofreader: Dina Wilson Pakalolo Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Sour Apple Blow Pops Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com lucky11studios.com Spam Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Red dirt

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5 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless finds out who Jesus would vote for. We parse the Mayoral hopefuls in our final round of pre-primary candidate profiles. Open Letters sings some praises. Quizunderstood digs up a famous Maui grave. Obama’s vacation home sells at a discount in By the Numbers. A Mainland lawyer sticks his nose into Hawaii’s campaign finance rules in Spin Cycle. A nude trampoliner gets bounced in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! tees off on an impatient golfer.

10 FEATURE STORY September is here, and that means fewer tourists and more kama‘aina deals at restaurants islandwide. What’s on the (discounted) menu? We’ve got the scoop in our annual Taste of Maui.

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ENTERTAINMENT Anu Yagi reviews the music and films of Eddie Kamae, and finds out why the term “living legend” is insufficient.

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28 THIS WEEK’S PICKS First Friday in Wailuku (with a comedic twist), plus Uluwehi Guerrero at the MACC and an Ulupalakua Sunday Drive.

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Coconut Wireless What Would Jesus Do? Vote for Duke, Apparently State Republican Party Chair Jonah Ka‘auwai has blurred the line between church and state before; in January, while angling for the chairmanship, he told supporters in an e-mail, “God imparted that my ministry is politics.” But this week, Ka‘auwai didn’t blur the line—he obliterated it. In a letter posted on the Hawaii Christian Coalition Web site, Ka‘auwai urged the faithful not to vote for Mufi Hannemann in the Democratic primary (under the assumption that Hannemann would be preferable to his Democratic opponent, Neil Abercrombie), and instead to support Republican frontrunner Duke Aiona, who faces no serious primary opposition. “Duke will win because the Church has been behind him the entire time operating in the POWER and the AUTHORITY of the NAME OF JESUS!” wrote Ka‘auwai. “If Duke Aiona does not win it will be the burden of the Body of Christ to bear so rather than preparing to have to deal with either Mufi or Neil winning the Church, we should be preparing for Duke to WIN. Neither Mufi Hannemann nor Neil Abercrombie is righteous and a vote for either in the primary or general election is succumbing to fear and advancing unrighteousness!” After devoting several more paragraphs to bashing Hannemann and quoting scripture, Ka‘auwai closed with this: “As a former men’s pastor and worship leader for 8 years, I am positioned here in the midst of politics to share the truth and expose the conspirators of a very corrupt system no matter what the cost. Too often, we as the Body of Christ are reacting to crisis [sic] like HB444. We need to fearlessly, like David did Goliath, run towards the unrighteous enemy. Duke Aiona’s Campaign for Governor is the Body of Christ’s opportunity to operate in the AUTHORITY and to be proactive. The Primary Election is the first

step to bringing back a righteous leader to the highest office in this State...” There are two ways to view Ka‘auwai’s remarks. The first is that it’s pure, cynical political calculation, that Ka‘auwai merely wants Aiona to face Abercrombie instead of Hannemann in November, since the differences between Duke and Neil— racial, cultural, ideological—will be easier to exploit. Then there’s the possibility that Ka‘auwai really is a Bible-thumping true believer who wrote that letter with a

Councilmember Pat Kawano. Mateo was elected to a full term later that year and was reelected three more times, most recently in 2008. So the question boils down to: do five consecutive full terms (the four Mateo has already served, plus the one he’s seeking) and a partial term equal “more than five consecutive full terms”? It’ll be up to the court to answer. Meanwhile, three other Council contenders have had their right to run called into question over a different but

“Duke will win because the Church has been behind him the entire time operating in the POWER and the AUTHORITY of the NAME OF JESUS!” wrote Hawaii Republican Party Chair Jonah Ka’auwai. “If Duke Aiona does not win it will be the burden of the Body of Christ to bear.”

itself in Kihei and was transported to UH Hilo’s Cetacean Rehabilitation Facility (HCRF). Two weeks later, it died in captivity. Announcement of the whale’s death came just five days after UH Hilo put out a statement saying it was “continuing to make progress in its recovery,” but the animal’s prospects were never good; no captive beaked whale has ever survived long enough to be released back into the wild, and this one was suffering from multiple ailments, including pneumonia and kidney and gastrointestinal diseases. If there’s a silver lining, it’s that researchers were able to study the reclusive creature up close. “We certainly know more now than we did before,” said HCRF Director Jason Turner. “Hopefully that knowledge will improve the chances of future animals brought in for rehabilitation.” “If the animal could have survived on the love and heartfelt effort that our volunteers put into caring for him, he’d still be alive today,” added Assistant Director Jennifer Turner. “We even had people driving in from Kona each day to work the 12am-4am shift...we were all devastated when he passed away.”

Let’s Talk Budget zealous gleam in his eye. I’ll let you to decide which is more likely—and more frightening.

Council Challenges Abound No one else pulled papers for Council Chair Danny Mateo’s Molokai seat, but that doesn’t mean he’s running unopposed. Last week, Nellie Laird-Woods of Lahaina filed a petition with the Second Circuit Court, arguing Mateo can’t run again because of term limits. Per the County Charter, no Councilmember can serve “more than five consecutive full terms in office.” Mateo was first appointed to the Council in 2002, after the death of

familiar issue: residency. Riki Hokama, who’s trying to reclaim his old Lanai seat, had a challenge against him dismissed on August 25 (the challengers have 10 days to appeal). And, County Clerk Jeff Kuwada confirmed, as of this writing residency challenges against West Maui hopefuls Zeke Kalua and Alan Fukuyama remain under investigation. Asked if any other challenges have come in, Kuwada replied, with an audible sigh, “No—thank goodness.”

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The County budget may not be the most exciting thing to discuss—especially with football season here—but it’s important. They’re spending your money, after all. With that in mind, weigh in at a series of public hearings kicking off Wednesday, September 8, 6pm at the Hannibal Tavares Community Center in Pukalani. The hearings will run through October 15 at various locations islandwide and on Molokai and Lanai. For more info and to peruse a copy of the 2011-’12 budget (fair warning: it’s voluminous), visit co.maui.hi.us. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1411c

THE BLOG ROLL Interesting moment near the end of last night’s Gubernatorial debate, when Mufi Hannemann was asked what role religion would play in his administration. Here’s a complete transcript of... Read more at mauifeed.com

It’s siesta time at Stillwell’s Bakery in Wailuku; once a year they close their doors for some consecutive days of rest and relaxation. From Monday August 30 through... Read more at mauidish.com

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his is the final installment in our series of primary election profiles; look for endorsements next week. This week, we examine the eleven candidates vying to be Mayor of Maui County.

Name: ALAN ARAKAWA Profile: Before becoming Mayor in 2002, Arakawa served for almost 20 years in the Department of Public Works, eventually heading up the department’s wastewater division. He lost to Charmaine Tavares in 2006, and says he’s running again because he believes “our County is headed in the wrong direction” and that “many important issues...have not been addressed by our Mayor.” He lists the economy, water and housing among his top priorities, and promises to use his “experience and knowledge to hit the ground running.” Web site: Arakawa2010.com Name: SALLY CHOW HAMMOND Profile: A Molokai homemaker, Hammond says she has “witnessed way too much development here—plowing of land and disrupted burial sites” and that she’s running to “put control of the ‘aina and wai (land and water) back into the hands of the Hawaiian people.” Web site: Sally4mayor.com Name: CHRIS HART Profile: Hart—who spent two decades in the Planning Department, including a fiveyear stint as director, and has also worked as a landscape architect and small business owner—touts his “years of successful government service and...years of business experience.” He says creating a “cutting edge” Island Plan is the key to “set the course for Maui’s future.” Web site: Chrishartmaui.com Name: MARC HODGES Profile: A former MPD officer and member of the Maui Tea Party, Hodges promises to “rein in government” and “shrink taxes.” He’s indicated that he’d push for approval of almost any development proposal in the interest of stimulating the economy and says that “the earth is God’s gift for all people to use” and “environmental policies that benefit a few elites while harming jobs and families are not acceptable.” Web site: Hodgesforprogress.com Name: SOL KAHO‘OHALAHALA Profile: Kaho‘ohalahala is currently serving his third term on the County Council and has also done two stints in the state legislature. He says he’s “dismayed by the dysfunction in our County government”

and promises to increase efficiency and accountability. He cites “economic diversity” through local food and fuel production and water infrastructure, which he says has been “passed like a hot potato from one administration to the next,” among his top priorities. “We are surrounded by opportunities,” he adds. “We have to be willing to change and grow in new directions.” Web site: Solformayor.org Name: Ori Kopelman Profile: Kopelman is basing his campaign around a vision of “Mauitopia.” For a longer description visit his Web site, but here’s how Kopelman sums it up: “In Mauitopia everyone would do what they love for work, crime would no longer exist, we’d use renewable energy, have sustainability as a priority and we’d all help each other out.” Web site: Mauitopia.org Name: PETER MILBOURN Profile: Milbourn says he’s “tired of watching the same political process” and that he doesn’t have “any special interests other than Maui County.” He mostly hits on environmental issues on his campaign Web site, including protecting reefs and fighting urban sprawl (which he calls one of his “biggest pet peeves.”). Web site: Milbournformayor.com Name: HAROLD “HAP” MILLER Profile: Miller didn’t respond to our candidate questionnaire and we couldn’t find an official campaign Web site. In July, Miller, who works in real estate, told The Maui News he wants to get the County “back into the business of building affordable housing.” Web site: Unknown Name: JONATHON OLSON Profile: A CPA and real estate broker who served as CFO of Maui Memorial, Olson touts his “diversified background,” calls himself “a problem solver and a leader” and says he “can make positive changes with the great workers at the County of Maui.” Web site: Jonathonolson.com Name: RANDY PILTZ Profile: Maui-born, Piltz spent part of his career on the Mainland as a sheriff and sales engineer for General Electric. He moved back to Maui in the ’70s and ran Piltz Electric, retiring in 2007. He currently heads up the state Land Use Commission and has also chaired the Maui County Planning Commission. His top three issues, outlined on his campaign Web site, are: water, housing and “doing more with less.” Web site: Piltzformayor.com

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1. What American icon is buried at the Palapala Ho‘omau Church in Kipahulu, under the inscription (from Psalm 139), “If I take wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea...”? 2. The official motto of the University of Hawaii is “Ma luna ae o n lhui a pau ke ola o ke kanaka.” Translated to English, what does that mean? 3. “Rolling Down to Old Maui” (sample lyrics: “For we’re homeward bound from the Arctic ground/ With a good ship, taut and free/And we don’t give a damn when we drink our rum/With the girls of old Maui”) is an example of what type of song?

SPIN CYCLE The Anti-Reformer... Last week, Oahu-based A-1 A-Lectrician Inc. filed suit in U.S. District court, seeking to strike down a 2005 Hawaii law that restricts the ability of state and county contractors to donate to political campaigns or actively support candidates. The man behind the suit is Indiana attorney James Bopp, Jr. So why is a Midwest lawyer worried about Hawaii’s campaign spending rules?

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You probably haven’t heard of James Bopp, Jr., but you might remember Citizens United v Federal Elections Commission, which produced a controversial, 5-4 Supreme Court ruling that lifted a ban on corporate-backed political ads. Bopp was behind that case, too. In fact, he’s made a career out of fighting campaign finance reform (among other things, including abortion rights).

“If we do it right, I think we can pretty much dismantle the entire regulatory regime that is campaign finance law,” Bopp told the New York Times in January, adding, “we have been awfully successful, and we are not done yet.”

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STYLING IT ON Time magazine reported in August that among the entrants in this year’s “Detroit Hair Wars” (showcasing 34 stylists working with 300 models) were The Hummer (stylist: “Little Willie”), in which a mass of extensions is shaped to resemble the vehicle, including four large tires—with “metal” wheels and front grid added—sitting upon the styled hair of model Sharv Bailey; and Beautiful Butterfly (stylist: Niecy Hayes), featuring extensions thinned, teased and stretched into four artistic “wings” arising from the styled hair of model Taja Hiu. Both stylings appear to be at least 2 feet long, dwarfing the models’ heads, and take at least 10 hours to prepare.

HERE’S A TIP, WAITRESSES: BE HOT After surveying 374 waitresses, professor Michael Lynn, who teaches marketing and tourism at Cornell University, concluded that customers left larger tips to those with certain physical characteristics such as being slender, being blond or having big breasts. Lynn told the Cornell Daily Sun in May that his study was important in helping potential waitresses gauge their “prospects in the industry.”

PERVERTS ON PARADE (1) James Burden, 55, was convicted of indecent exposure in Scotland’s Falkirk Sheriff Court in June based on a March incident when a neighbor looked out her window before dawn and saw Burden, naked, smoking a cigarette and masturbating while bouncing on her family’s outdoor trampoline. Burden said he did not know anyone would be watching at that hour. (2) In New Zealand’s Auckland District Court in June, Judge Mary Beth Sharp dismissed an elderly male juror from a trial involving sexual abuse because the man disclosed, under questioning, that he had worn a condom under his clothes in the jury box because the testimony was making him aroused.

SEEING SPOTS “Traditional medicine” practitioner Pham Thi Hong is credited with freeing three men who had been convicted of a rape in 2000 and were serving 16-year prison sentences. According to Hong, men with

certain small spots on their ears are virgins, and since the men still have their spots, they could not have committed rape. Although Vietnam’s President Nguyen Minh Triet was reportedly impressed with Hong’s work and thus ordered the case re-opened, discovery of additional errors by police and prosecutors contributed to the recent decision to release the men.

LIKE CHOCOLATE, ONLY MORE DISGUSTING News of the Weird has been among those taunting the Scottish over the years for their culinary devotion to haggis (sheep’s stomach, boiled, with liver, heart or lung, accompanied by oatmeal, suet, onions and various spices), but the Edinburgh chocolatier Nadia Ellingham recently answered—with “haggis chocolates,” which are thankfully meat-free but contain the familiar haggis spices.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com Eh Mr. Angry Golfer Man: Guess you didn’t get da memo that we go at a different speed here. You roll up to the shave-ice stand with your snot-nosed grandkid and immediately start mumbling under your breath that the line’s moving too slow. Turn around! There’s a gorgeous ocean right behind you, palm trees swaying in the warm tropical breeze. This is what you paid buku bucks for, and instead of enjoying it you’re shooting the stink eye at the teenage girl behind the counter slinging the flavored syrup. What, you got a tee time with Donald Trump? Reservations at the resort restaurant with your Xanex-and-chardonnay-stoned trophy wife? Relax, pull the nine iron out your ass and... breathe. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1411e

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS (1) Harry Jackson, 26, was in jail in Woodbine, Georgia, in March, on several minor charges such as driving on a suspended license. However, acceding to pressure from fellow inmates brought on by the jail’s non-smoking policy, Jackson agreed to break out, steal cigarettes at a nearby convenience store and break back in. “Don’t come back empty-handed,” one inmate supposedly warned him. Jackson was apprehended climbing back in over a fence. In May, a judge sentenced him, for the earlier charges plus the escape and subsequent burglary, to 20 years. (2) Royce Spottedbird Jr., 23, apparently once thought it cool to have his name tattooed on his neck. However, when he was pulled over in a routine traffic stop in April in Butte, Montana, and feared a warrant might be out on him, he gave the officer a bogus name. When he could not explain what “Royce Spottedbird Jr.” was doing on his neck, he was detained for obstruction of justice and eventually pleaded guilty. (And he was wrong about the warrant.) ■

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WORDS BY: Jen Russo (@jenrusso), Jacob Shafer (@jacob shafer) & Anu Yagi (@anuheayagi) PHOTOS BY: Sean Michael Hower

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depressions, recessions or economic downturns, Wall Street, Main Street or the stagnant job market. You already know these are lean times and that things get even leaner come September. Instead, we’re going to focus on the deals. Every autumn, as the tourists fly home like so many sunburned swallows, local eateries roll out a buffet of enticing bargains to lure hungry kama‘aina out of their kitchens. Whether you’re looking to splurge on a fancy dinner for two or take the keiki out for burgers and shakes, there’s a wallet-friendly option waiting. In the following pages, we highlight some of our favorite deals (and tell you how to work them), plus offer extensive islandwide listings. Because, good economy or bad, two things never go out of style: saving money and eating. »

275 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului 248-7829 THE DEAL: 20 percent off for kama’aina year-round; buy one entree, get one free with purchase of two drinks (see coupon, page 14) HOW TO WORK IT: Tough to go wrong with this expansive, dinerstyle comfort-food menu. Order one of their juicy burgers (the blues burger with bleu cheese is a favorite) and a pair with the BBQ ranch chicken salad, heaping with corn, beans and other fixin’s. Add a couple sodas, maybe a creamy shake (two straws), and enjoy. They offer 20 percent off for kama’aina yearround, but grab the coupon on page 16 for an even sweeter buy-one-getone deal. @jacobshafer

RUMBOLD SAUSAGE KING 3100 Lower Kula Rd., Kula 264-7330 THE DEAL: Half price on all sausages and hot dogs, Monday 10am-2pm HOW TO WORK IT: Parked just outside Kula Hardware & Nursery is Rumbold Sausage King. Owner A.J. Buchter heats up the lunchtime grill and serves links you’re sure to like—so, working the deal is simply a matter of both taste and your opu’s capacity. Most popular are the all-beef giant hot dogs, but if you have room, try the baby armsized Polish Keilbasa. Pork and veal Brockwurst are another good bet, as are their spicy Louisiana hot links, for those with tougher taste buds. @anuheayagi

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kama’aina (dine in and pick up only) Mondays in September HOW TO WORK IT: Quit groaning. Yes, they’re a big corporate chain, but they’re also offering half price pizza for kama’aina, showing their love to the local peeps. And we’re talking any pizza. Small pepperoni. Medium veggie. Large pineapple and ham. You get the picture. Now get in and grab your slices. @jacobshafer

JOE’S BAR & GRILL 131 Wailea Ike Pl., Kihei 875-7767 THE DEAL: Buy one entree get the second entree of equal or lesser value free, every day, 5:30-6:30pm HOW TO WORK IT: Enjoy snazzed-up comfort foods in a classy Wailea locale, touched with all the colorful quirk of classic Bev Gannon style. Dam your drool with a BBQ chicken and smoked gouda quesadilla, and whet the way for entrees like pumpkin seed-crusted fresh catch with chipotle honey butter and whipped potatoes, or herb-roasted chicken with mustard molasses. @anuheayagi

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SPAGO Four Seasons 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea 879-2999 THE DEAL: Buy one entree, get one free, every day open to close HOW TO WORK IT: Dine like the Hollywood hipsters that made Spago the place to be in LA. With their buy-oneget-one deal, they have made it evident that they want to attract kama’aina. The menu changes daily with available local ingredients, so items like the Thai seafood curry offer incredibly fresh flavors at their prime. The pan roasted chicken breast is can’t-miss, with Maui Surfing Goat cheese and Hamakua mushrooms. You also have to try the ahi cones; they’re magic in your mouth, a crisp, savory sesame toffee holding perfectly balanced spicy ahi cubes. (The Four Seasons offers the same buy one get one deal at their other restaurants, Ferraro’s and Duo’s.) @jenrusso

for dinner every night, having the I’o Trio with fresh fish, petit filet and short rib, or the amazing Lamp Pa, lamb chops with madras curry, or the crispy ahi. Really, there are no bad choices. @jenrusso

ROUND TABLE PIZZA 207 Piikea Ave., Kihei; 2580 Kekaa Dr. 874-8485; 662-0777 THE DEAL: Any pizza half price for

3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 1307 Front St., Lahaina 879-1922; 667-9394 THE DEAL: All food half price (excluding prix fixé and dinner specials), every day, 8-9:30pm (Mala Wailea); 10 percent off all food, every day, open to close (Mala Ocean Tavern) HOW TO WORK IT: When Mala Wailea offers 50 percent off food every day, you get down there. They have a gorgeous menu designed by Chef Mark Ellman, inspired by worldly travels; anything you order will be fabulous. If you want to be adventurous, ask for the whole wok-fried fish. The flavors are superb and it’s served with garlic blackbean mushroom sauce. The fresh local-catch fish burger is too good with fries and their amazing aioli dipping sauce. Plus, Mala is

I’O 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8422 THE DEAL: Half price entrees (in the bar and dining room) HOW TO WORK IT: Chef James McDonald has built an award-winning career around his outside-of-the-box vision and innovative menu. Lucky I don’t live closer or I’d be in

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vegetarian friendly and has several gourmet meatless options. If you can’t make it to Wailea, stop in at their ocean-side Front Street location for a still-solid 10 percent off deal. @jenrusso

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KAI SUSHI RESTAURANT 1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua 669-6200 THE DEAL: Half price food for kama‘aina with valid ID, daily except Tuesday and Wednesday, 5:30-6:30pm HOW TO WORK IT: From to-die-for decor to superb plating, it’s an upscale experience that wields the fruits of the sea and reminds us why we’re lucky we live Hawaii. While it’s easy to get wrapped up in sushi roll after sushi roll—like their classic Rainbow Roll or their Kai Special Roll with spicy tuna, Yellowtail and green onions (addons like avo and quail eggs are a must for an extra touch of creamy texture)—don’t forget the appetizers. With items like Thai marinated shrimp with pineapple carpaccio and mango vinaigrette and braised shortrib potstickers in a soy citrus glaze, you’ll want to pau hana early, everyday. @anuheayagi

MELTING POT 325 Keawe St., Ste A202, Lahaina 661-6181 THE DEAL: Every day: 15 percent off the “Big Night Out” four-course fondue extravaganza, with valid Hawaii ID; Sunday: half price wine; Mondays: three-course dinner, $29.95; Tuesdays: free bottomless chocolate fondue with purchase of two entrees; Wednesdays: half price for the first 50 minutes; Thursdays: kids eat free HOW TO WORK IT: The Melting Pot has a following from folks around the state, because Maui has the only one. The fondues come several different ways: the familiar cheese style is an appetite-opener. The seafood and meat entree fondues give you a variety of soup-like sauces and unlimited veggies. The dessert fondues are chocolateof-your-choice, with cake and fruit chunks for dipping. They offer a slew of great deals; just take your pick. @jenrusso

LAHAINA GRILL 127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina 667-5117 THE DEAL: All entrees half price for kama’aina on the 20th of every month, for the remainder of 2010 HOW TO WORK IT: Lahaina Grill is celebrating 20 award-winning years on the West side, and, to show their customer appreciation, they’re offering a sweet deal on the 20th of every month. Their entree menu is organized by the sea and the land, meaning you get to choose between eating the Kurobota pork chop with its glorious pomegranate demi-glace or the perfectly steamed Maine lobster with chardonnay beurre blanc. Or don’t choose, and order both. The beauty of half price! @jenrusso

COCONUT GRILL 100 West Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului 871-8881 THE DEAL: Kids 10 and under eat free Sunday HOW TO WORK IT: Coconut Grill has great lunch and dinner options, but when you’re eating with kids morning is sometimes best—it’s when they’re at their freshest, free of naptime whininess. And the Grill’s got ono breakfast options, including the delicious Kona eggs benedict. Add taro pancakes slathered in syrup for your eatingfree ankle biter and have yourself a morning (breakfast is served ‘til 11am). @jacobshafer

SERPICO’S 7 Aewa Pl., Makawao 572-8498 THE DEAL: Two slices and a soda for $5 HOW TO WORK IT: It’s unfair to call Serpico’s Maui’s best-kept secret—the Upcountry Italian eatery is plenty popular— but it doesn’t get the acclaim it deserves. From pupus to salads to sandwiches to pasta, everything they do is done well— fresh, hearty and always ono. Of course, this deal is about pizza so we’ll stick to that.

And there’s plenty to choose from, with toppings to suit every taste. Meat heads should sample the Makawao, featuring ham, meatballs, sausage, pepperoni and chicken, while veggies lovers can embrace the Eggplant Special, with ricotta and mozzarella cheese. @jacobshafer

ROY’S 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 669-6999 THE DEAL: Selected pupus half price at the bar from 5:30-6:30pm and 8:309:30pm; selected bottles of wine half price all night Wednesdays; half price pizzas on Saturdays; half price entrees with valid Hawaii ID on Thursdays HOW TO WORK IT: Roy’s is killing it with the deals in September. Half price entrees on Thursdays is a budget-saving way to enjoy their award-winning fusion cuisine like Roys original Hawaiian blackened island ahi, but the aloha hour offers pupus for half price too. And don’t sleep on “Pizza Saturdays,” where you can get irresistible pies from the Imua-wood oven for half the price. Chef Joey Macadangdang is amazing, executing Roy Yamaguchi’s signature

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RAMEN YA Queen Kaahumanu Center 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului 873-9688 THE DEAL: Free four-piece regular gyoza during happy hour (after 2pm) with the purchase of a regular meal HOW TO WORK IT: Wondering where to get your gyoza grind on? Ramen Ya draws me to the QKC more than even Ben Franklin—which says something. Deal or no, the price-to-portion-ratio with any of their offerings will have you feeling a bit like an extended-belly bandit who’s made off with the better end of the deal. Add to that their free four-piece gyoza during happy hour, and you’re best off parking nearby so you can roll yourself back to the car. @anuheayagi

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Hawaiian fusion recipes with finesse. Their upstairs Kahana dining room is a singular experience, though eating at the bar is a treat too. @jenrusso

PULEHU 6 Kai’ Ala Dr., Lahaina 662-2655; mauitacos.com THE DEAL: All food half price, Thursdays after 8pm HOW TO WORK IT: Pulehu is a contemporary Italian restaurant, where Executive Chef Francios Milliet combines fresh local fish and produce with traditional Italian ingredients. It’s a nice, and delicious, juxtaposition. If you love fettucini Alfredo, try theirs; it’s made in the traditional fashion, full of cream, cheese and butter. The risotto-crusted pesce will surprise you; the risotto crust on the fresh-catch fish has a nice balance of crisp, savory texture and flaky juicy fish. And don’t skip the Tiramisu, made in-house. Also, on Mondays, the restaurant changes format and turns into an all-you-can-eat buffet for $30, featuring salads, entrees and dessert. @jenrusso

Maui-winning joint’s taco menu. We’d go with a grilled fish and a charbroiled steak taco pairing, but that’s just us. And don’t forget to slather on the sauces at their expansive salsa bar. @jacobshafer

WATERFRONT 50 Hauoli St., Maaleaea 244-9028 THE DEAL: Buy-one entree, get-one free, starting at 5pm daily HOW TO WORK IT: Dazzling in their Maalaea oceanfront spot, the Waterfront

SANSEI SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & SUSHI BAR, KAPALUA 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 THE DEAL: Half price food and sushi for kama‘aina, every Sunday-Monday beginning September 5, 5-6pm HOW TO WORK IT: As with their sister location in Kihei, everything is ono, and they’ve got some of the most celebrated karaoke on Thursday and Friday nights— with helpful hosts that encourage you (along with a little liquid courage, like lychee sorbet shots and tall bottles of

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Kirin). Return on Sundays and Mondays for their kama’aina half-off special, and try their new Torched Kona Kampachi, a Kona-caught Amberjack stuffed with shiso and tsukudani yusu aioli, and their Cajun Seared White Tuna Sashimi, dusted with Japanese shichimi spice and served with a red jalapeno sauce made from Kalbi rib seasoning. @anuheayagi

STELLA BLUES 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-3779 THE DEAL: 20 percent off 7:30-8:30am and 5-6pm, excluding liquor HOW TO WORK IT: Stella’s breakfast is epic; the banana mac nut pancakes have a cult following. Just as good are the French toast, omelets, breakfast burritos and eggs Benedict. With their kama’aina specials offered every day, you’ll have ample opportunity to take advantage. Not an early riser? No problem. Come in for the evening hour and get live local music, happy-hour pricing, great apps, salads and entrees. @jenrusso

THREE’S BAR AND GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-3133 THE DEAL: Half price at the raw bar, excluding oysters, Tuesdays starting at 5:30pm HOW TO WORK IT: Three’s is the new hot spot in Kihei, and on Tuesdays you can get down with their raw bar. Eat on the lanai, in the dining room or in the lounge; wherever you go you’re in for a treat. Their sushi is incredible; the rainbow roll is a sight to behold, almost too pretty to eat. The raw fish selections are the bomb. Try the Ceviche de la Tahitian marinated in coconut milk and lime with jalapeno and cucumber. Want beer and poke? They have it, in two styles. The sashimi is served with a perfect fresh garnish of daikon and wasabi. And here’s a hint: the panko-encrusted ahi and avo roll will not be found in the raw menu, but it’s

half price too. Don’t miss it; the Thai curry butter and unagi glaze is as beautiful as it is is addicting. @jenrusso

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Kihei 874-1131 THE DEAL: Half price pupus for the month of September HOW TO WORK IT: I know what you’re thinking, “Just pupus?� Get rid of the word “just.� The pupu menu at this signature Irish pub is off the hook, featuring sliders with bacon and BBQ, baby back ribs, wings, seared ahi, artichoke dip, veggie wraps and so much more. The quesadilla has fire-roasted peppers, jalepenos and grilled onions. And the Irish know beer pairings. Add great ocean views, outdoor dining and awesome live entertainment, and the deal gets even sweeter. @jenrusso

BISTRO CASANOVA 33 Lono Ave., Kahului 873-3690 THE DEAL: Buy one pasta/entree, get 50 percent off a second pasta/entree of equal or lesser value, every Monday, September 6-27, 5-9:30pm HOW TO WORK IT: On the corner of Lono and Kaahumanu, Bistro Casanova opened their doors 09/09/09 and have since offered incomparable business class chic in a quintessential Central locale. Their Monday deal makes their homemade pastas dishes (or entrees) even harder to pick amongst, but feel extra-fancy (yes, even in Kahului!) with the unique flavors of Ravioli al Tarfuto—spinach and ricotta-stuffed pasta pillows in a truffle oil sauce—and the Bigoli Neri al Salmone—squid ink-blackened linguine, tossed with smoked salmon and a white wine sauce, with green peas, leeks and tobiko. Apply your savings to savory starters from their tapas menu (new offerings weekly, service starting at 3pm), share a Kaupo salad topped with seared Maui-grown flank

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Al Mango—a roasted duck breast served with a sweet ‘n sour mango sauce—while your culinary accomplice(s) indluge in the Costolette D’ Angelle Con Salsine Bicolori— grilled lamb with a fennel mustard sauce and a four-onions reduction simmered in red wine? The deal nearly earns you dessert for two, and a good thing too, as no trip to Casanova is complete without ordering their Tiramisu, made with mascarpone cheese and laced with brandy. @anuheayagi

MONSOON INDIA 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 875-4555 THE DEAL: Buy one entree, get second entree of equal or lesser value free, every Monday-Tuesday starting September 6 HOW TO WORK IT: The deal goes until 9pm, but make sure you arrive with enough time to catch the fading light on South shore waters, as the sun dips off and away to the West—an added bonus. Their curry options provide as many choices as raindrops in a storm (try some with their homemade paneer cheese), and vegetarians can rejoice in their broad selection of (vegan too!) dishes. @anuheayagi

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CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao 572-0220 THE DEAL: Buy one pasta/entree, get 50 percent off a second pasta/entree of equal

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or lesser value, every Monday, September 6-27, 5-9:30pm HOW TO WORK IT: Recently renovated, this Makawao mainstay shares its Monday deal with its downtown little sister, Bistro Casanova. So while we praised Bistro’s pastas, let’s honor its Italian elder with moresubstantial selections from their entree menu. Since getting a good deal is good cause for trying something new, why not capture the taste of Upcountry autumn with their Anatra

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AK’S CAFE HALF PRICE DEAL - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri. Buy one entree, get the second entree half off of equal or lesser value. If dining alone, you get fifteen percent off. Eat in or take out. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. AK’s Cafe, 1237 Lower Main St., Wailuku; 244-8774; akscafe.com BISTRO CASANOVA KAMA’AINA - Mon. Buy one pasta/entree, get fifty percent off a second pasta/entree of equal or lesser value. 5-9:30 p.m. Bistro Casanova, 33 Lono Ave., Kahului; 873-3690; casanovamaui.com CAFE MAMBO HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Half off on cocktails and beer. Maui Cattle Company burger and beer of your choice (including Maui Beer Company on draft) for $10.00. 3-6 p.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 579-8021; cafemambomaui.com CAPISCHE? KAMA’AINA - Daily. Buy 1 entree, get the second half off. Capische?, 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei; 879-2224 CASANOVA KAMA’AINA - Mon. Buy a pasta/entree and get 50 percent off a second pasta/entree of equal or lesser value. 5-9:30 p.m. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-0220; casanovamaui.com CLUBHOUSE CAFE KAMA’AINA DEALS- Daily. Monday: Club or tuna sandwich half price; Tuesday: Turkey sandwich half price; Wednesday: Loco Moco, served all day, half price; Thursday: Clubhouse burger half price; Friday: Footlong hot dogs half price; Saturday: Greek or house salad half price; Sunday: all breakfast items half price, $3 Bloody Marys. Clubhouse Cafe, 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina; 808-667-5911 COCONUT GRILL KAMA’AINA - Sun. Children 10 & under ordering from our keiki menu eat free with each adult entree ordered, no other discounts apply. 5-8:30 p.m. Coconut Grill, 100 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 871-8881 COOL CAT CAFE KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. Twenty percent all day every day off food. Cool Cat Cafe, Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina; 6670908; coolcatcafe.com DAVID PAUL’S KAMA’AINA - Mon. 50 percent off designated entrees with the purchase of two or more with a valid Hawaii ID. No other discounts or coupons apply. Call for reservations. 6-10 p.m. David Paul’s Island Grill, 900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina; 662-3000 DOG AND DUCK DEAL OF THE DAY - Tue. From 3 to 6 p.m. and 10 p.m. to 1am all appetizers are buy one get one free. Dog & Duck Irish Pub, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 875-9669 DOWN TO EARTH DEAL - Daily. MauiTime Exclusive on Page 16 of this issue. $5 off your purchase of $20 or more. Coupon valid through 10/31/2010. Down to Earth, 305 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 877-2661

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Kihei Town Center, 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-0004 THE DEAL: Half price late-night sushi and appetizers (all guests must be over 21 years of age with proper ID), every Thursday-Sunday, 10pm-1am; 25 percent off food and sushi daily except Sunday-Monday, when it’s 50 percent off from 5:30-6pm HOW TO WORK IT: Any night of the week, there’s a deal (and a crowd) at Sansei’s Kihei outpost. Your best bet is Thursday through Saturday, when their late night menu prices are slashed in half. All selections are good selections, but any item with “crusted” or “carpaccio” in its name will so spoil your tongue, I’ll bet you an edamame app you’ll be back for more. @anuheayagi ■

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ing menu of sushi and appetizers (all guests must be over 21 years of age with proper ID). 10 p.m.-1 a.m. Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar, Kihei, Kihei Town Center, 1881 S. Kihei Rd., #KT-116, Kihei; 879-0004; sanseihawaii.com SEASCAPE MA’ALAEA RESTAURANT - Daily. Fifteen percent off Kama’aina dicount. 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Seascape Ma’alaea Restaurant, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Wailuku; 270-7083; mauioceancenter.com SERPICO’S DINING DEAL - Daily. Two slices of pizza and a soda for $4.99. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Serpico’s Pizzeria, 7 Aewa Pl., Makawao; 572-8498; serpicos.com SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE KAMA’AINA - Daily. Twenty-five percent off food & drink. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com SPAGO KAMA’AINA - Daily. With every two (2) valid Hawaii IDs, receive one entree free, excluding holidays and other promotions. 6-11 p.m. Spago, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 879-2999; wolfgangpuck.com/ restaurants/finedining/spago/maui/index.php STOPWATCH HALF PRICE SPECIAL - Every Wed & Thu. Buy an entree at regular price, get the second for half price. 5-8:30 p.m. Stopwatch Sports Bar & Grill, 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-1380 TAQUERIA CRUZ LOCO SATURDAZE - Daily. Loco Kamaaina - Buy any combo plate or burrito and get the second half off. Taqueria Cruz, 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei; 808-875-2910 THE MELTING POT KAMA’AINA - Daily. Everyday: Fifteen percent off the “Big Night Out” 4-course fondue extravaganza, with valid Hawaii ID. Sunday half price wine, Monday 3-course dinner $29.95, Tuesday Free Bottomless Chocolate Fondue with purchase of two entrees, Wednesday Fifty percent for the first Fifty minutes, Thursdays kids eat free. 5-10 p.m. The Melting Pot, 325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina; 661-6181; meltingpot.com THE WATERFRONT MA’ALAEA ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL - Daily. Buy one entree at regular price, get the second entree free. Must mention special when making reservations or mention this special when ordering. A 17 percent gratuity will be added for the value of the entire meal before any discounts. Offer excludes holidays and is subject to change without notice, not valid with special promotions, discounts or donated gift certificates. 5-10 p.m. The Waterfront Ma’alaea Restaurant, 52 Hauoli St., Ma’alaea; 244-9028; waterfrontrestaurant.net THREE’S BAR & GRILL HALF PRICE DEAL - Tue. Half off raw bar, Twenty percent off all bottles of wine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. Three’s Bar & Grill, 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei; 879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com TIA JUANA’S FAMILY NIGHT - Wednesday’s kids eat half price with purchase of at least one adult entree. Tiajuana’s Cantina, 2291 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina; 667-4080 TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT KAMA’AINA - Daily. Fifteen percent Kama’aina dinner discount (with valid Hawaii ID, excluding holidays and special promotions). 5-9 p.m. Tiki Terrace Restaurant, 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina; 661-0011 TROPICA FRIDAY NIGHT SPECIAL - Fri. $9 signature martinis. Dining hours: 5:00-9:00 p.m. (Wed.Sun.); Bar hours: 4:30-6:00 p.m. Tropica Saturday Night Special - up to fifty percent off select bottles of wine. Tropica Sunday Night Special - Hawaii Travel & Hospitality Industry Night: Twenty-five percent off all food & beverages (includes alcohol with valid Hawaii employment ID). Tropica Thursday Night Special - $7.00 “over ice” signature cocktails & wells. Tropica Wednesday Night Special - Twenty-five percent off wines by the glass. Dining hours: 5:00-9:00 p.m. (Wed.-Sun.); Bar hours: 4:30-6:00 p.m. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, Lahaina; 667-2525 WAILUKU COFFEE CO. KAMA’AINA - Mon-Fri. Buy ten drinks, get one free Kama’aina cards. Twenty percent off cards (given out at random). 7 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. Wailuku Coffee Co., 28 N. Market St., Wailuku; 495-0259

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abels like “folk hero” and “living legend” are often applied to Eddie Kamae, although in their grandeur they actually under-serve his true contributions. In his 83 years—from stage to screen to page— Kamae has contributed immeasurably to the understanding and perpetuation of Hawaiiana. His mantle of awards, a small testament to his life’s work, include Congressional resolutions for service and outstanding accomplishments, multiple lifetime achievement awards from cities, academies and museums, inductions into various halls of fame, a Purpose Prize Fellow for social innovation and the National Heritage Fellowship Award, the highest federal award for folk musicians. Most notably of the original Sons of Hawaii—a band formed in the 1960s when Kamae joined forces with the late, great Gabby Pahinui and, later, Dennis Kamakahi—Kamae continues to produce albums featuring the Sons’ decade-spanning music, teaming with Mike Kaawa, Analu Aina, Ocean Kaowili and Paul Kim. A historian at heart, Kamae sought out the last living links to the source of the Hawaiian sound that’s been his life’s passion. By the late ’80s, he’d befriended many kupuna, who shared their stories with him—stories, according to Kamae, that needed to be told. Between 1988 and 2007, Kamae and his wife Myrna directed and produced nine award-winning documentary films as part of their Hawaiian Legacy Series. This year, the films are being released to the public on DVD for the first time, ahead of two new films slated to debut by 2012 (My Teachers Teach Me and Feeding the Soul). We screened three of the Kamae’s movies— all in stores and online now—plus Eddie Kamae and The Sons of Hawaii’s latest studio album, and thought them each a delight worth sharing.

Eddie and wife Myrna.

ALBUM: Eddie Kamae & The Sons of Hawaii - Yesterday & Today Volume 2 ESSENTIAL TRACKS: “Pua O Ka ‘Ilima” (The ‘Ilima Blossom), “Koke‘e,” “Hui Wai Anuhea” (The Fragrant Waters Glee Club), and “Ho‘ina ‘Inau Mea Ipo Ka Nahele” (Love-making in the Forest) Winsomely humble yet articulate, the album features five Sons songs from “yesterday,” and seven from “today.” Liner notes include a unique backstory for each track, sharing translation insights and historic tidbits. Doused in all the sweetest luau smells and radiating with pastureland sunshine, it’s the perfect soundtrack for a country drive or family picnic. There’s something especially kolohe-sounding (and smile-eliciting) in the bouncing guitar riff of “Pua O Ka ‘Ilima,” which was written to pay “homage to Oahu’s honored ‘ilima blossom, loft Mount Ka‘ala and revered King Kahuihewa.” DVD: Luther Kahekili Makekau: A One Kine Hawaiian Man A snapshot of one of the most captivating characters of our (or any) age. Born on July 13, 1890 on Maui and reared on the Big Island, the infamous Luther Kahekili Makekau lived to nearly 100 years old, and throughout the documentary is described as a “rustler,” “a rascal” and “a rebel,” who came of age during the overthrow of the Hawaiian monarchy and “roam[ed] these islands, a restless, warrior cowboy... a living encyclopedia of ancient knowledge, born a century too late,” possessing, “a form of warrior energy with no place to express itself.” The film is a wonderfully edited compilation of interviews with his descendants, those who knew him and the twinkling Makekau himself. It’s a joy to hear impassioned tales of this true paniolo, sometimes gorgeously and gloriously told in Hawaiian tongue by the likes of Ruth Kaholoaa and Rev. David Kaalakea. “He had a constitution that was so strong,” says Henry Bianchini in the film, “everyone wanted to know where his power [came] from.”

DVD: Listen to the Forest The Kamaes’ films have been widely integrated into school curriculum, and rightly so. As evidenced with Listen to the Forest, they strike a tone of pleasantly pretension-free academic authority, and effortlessly traverse the borderland between Hawaii’s unique ecology and cultural practices. “The forest is crying out, we need to listen... I don’t just mean the beautiful sounds of the birds and the wind in the ‘Ohi‘a, but the message of the old Hawaiians who lived close to earth and can still hear and remember,” says Eddie of the film. It focuses on hula and oral tradition’s weave to nature, kalo cultivation, the Hawaiian HappyFace Spider, the haunting tale of singing Hawaiian tree snails and the diversity of our tragic Native Hawaiian birds. DVD: The Hawaiian Way: The Art and Tradition of Slack Key Music With his gifts as both musician and

filmmaker, if there’s any story Eddie Kamae seems made to tell it is that of Ki Ho‘alu, or Hawaiian slack key music. Beginning with the style’s 1830s genesis and through to modern day, the documentary explores the uniqueness of the “slack” or “open” tunings through the insights of the masters—including Kamae’s late, legendary bandmate Gabby Pahinui of The Sons of Hawaii, and present-day master Ledward Kaapana. Accented throughout with archival footage, another unique feature of the film is a section on slack key sound specific to the island of Ni‘ihau, “whose music has a quality all it’s own”—neatly analogous to the Ki Ho‘alu as a whole. ■

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hat began as a fake trailer in front of Grind House three years ago grew into a cult favorite and is now a feature length movie. Be careful what you wish for. This extension of a deliciously funny, tasteless three-minute coming attractions reel stars Danny Trejo as the title character, a former Mexican lawman on a revenge spree against a powerful cluster of corrupt gringos (played by Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Robert De Niro). Along the way, he woos an immigration agent (Jessica Alba, better than expected), meets up with his female counterpart (Michelle Rodriguez) and faces his lifelong nemesis (Steven Seagal!). Director Robert Rodriguez has created a new

genre: Mex-ploitation. Fans of intentional B-movies will have a ball, but it has a number of limitations, starting with its leading man. Trejo is a veteran character actor with scores of movies under his belt, but this is his first (and likely last) shot at top billing. Despite his considerable presence he’s an unlikely and unsatisfying leading man, even playing a role that requires little more than growling lines and taking lives. Michael Jai White’s wonderful turn in Black Dynamite demonstrated that it’s possible to give a fullfledged comic performance while spoofing the exploitation genre. Thankfully, Trejo is surrounded by possibly the year’s most delightfully off-the-wall cast. Rodriguez, as is his tendency, juggles more characters than he knows what to do with, but they all make the most of their screen time. It’s fun to watch Alba and Michelle Rodriguez get catty, and Cheech Marin elicits the biggest laughs as Trejo’s former partner in crime. Lindsey Lohan sends up her bad-girl

image in a rowdy supporting role, and De Niro hasn’t given a comic performance this outrageous since his goofy Stardust cameo. Rodriguez constantly reminds you that you’re not supposed to take any of this seriously, but the strongest aspect of the movie is the savage shots it takes at America’s border phobia. A couple of satirical political commercials, jabs at Mexican stereotypes and comments on U.S./Mexico relations will likely be conversation starters and are the boldest strokes here. Otherwise, the action scenes are letdowns (the Trejo/Seagal

showdown is sadly anti-climactic) and the movie isn’t as funny as it should be. In fact, of all the phony trailers shown throughout the criminally underrated Grind House (a joint effort by Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino) Machete was the least promising contender for an actual movie spinoff. Then again, if the idea of a guy escaping out of a window using a henchman’s lower intestines as a rope makes you giddy, here’s your movie. ■To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1411f

Repair of Kalaupapa Dock Structures The National Th N i l Park P k Service S i (NPS) iis working ki on an environmental i l assessment (EA) for a project to repair the dock structures at Kalaupapa National Historical Park, in Moloka`i, Hawai`i. The project would complete deferred maintenance on the dock structures only. Original project elements such as dredging and construction of a dolphin are no longer part of the project. There will soon be a 30-day public review on the EA; when available, it will be posted to http://parkplanning.nps.gov/kala. A PUBLIC MEETING WILL BE HELD ON THE PROJECT: -OLOKA I 0LANNING #OMMISSION s 3EPTEMBER AT P M AT THE -ITCHELL 0AUOLE #ENTER !INOA 3TREET +AUNAKAKAI -OLOKA I For more information or to make comments online, go to the above website or CONTACT 3TEVE 0ROKOP 3UPERINTENDENT AT X #OMMENTS MAY ALSO BE MAILED TO 3UPERINTENDENT 0 / +ALAUPAPA ()

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Film Capsules

S H O W T I M E S

NEW THIS WEEK THE AMERICAN - R - Thriller - An assassin (George Clooney) goes to Italy to disappear, but a woman lures him out of the shadows. Hey, better than Ocean’s Fourteen. 105 min. GOING THE DISTANCE - R - Comedy - A cute couple suffers through a cute long-distance relationship. Cutely. Drew Barrymore and the guy from the Mac commercials star. 103 min. MACHETE - R - Action, Mex-ploitation - A former Mexican lawman goes on a killing spree; in Arizona they consider this an educational film. (See this week’s Film Critique for more.) 105 min. MAO’S LAST DANCER - NR - Foreign, Drama - A biopic based on the life of ballet dancer Lee Cunxin; see this after Piranha 3D to cleanse your conscience. In English and Mandarin. 117 min. UH FOOTBALL - VS. USC - Enjoy UH football games larger than life, with Dolby surround sound, in an air conditioned theater.

NOW SHOWING AVATAR 3D SPECIAL EDITION - PG13 - Fantasy - James Cameron’s little arthouse movie returns to theaters, because apparently it didn’t make enough money the first time. 162 min. CATS & DOGS: THE REVENGE OF KITTY GALORE - PG - Family - Talking cats and dogs unite their uber-techie forces against an evil-doer feline. Chris O’Donnell and Alec Baldwin go slumming. 82 min. EAT, PRAY, LOVE - PG13 - Romance - Julia Roberts wanders the globe in search of spiritual fulfillment and hot Italian men in this adaptation of the bestselling, Oprah-certified book. 133 min. THE EXPENDABLES - R - Action - Sly Stallone and a gaggle of other sorta washed-up action stars try to prove they can still kick some butt. 103 min. GET LOW - PG 13 - Drama - An old recluse with skeletons in his closet plans his own funeral. We’re laughing already. Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek and Bill Murray star. 102 min. HIGHWATER - NR - Documentary - First released in 2008, this surf doc chronicles Oahu’s Triple Crown and all the rivalries, partying and bad-ass waves that make it world famous. 97 min. INCEPTION - PG13 - Thriller - Leo DiCaprio and the chick from Juno invade people’s dreams in the latest mind-bender from director Christopher Nolan. 147 min. THE LAST EXORCISM - PG13 - Horror - Based on the number of movies that have been made about exorcisms, we find this claim dubious at best. 100 min. LOTTERY TICKET - PG13 - Comedy - A kid holding the winning numbers has to survive a holiday weekend in the projects before he can cash in. May we suggest three nights in a locked hotel room, on credit? 95 min. NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS - PG- Comedy, Family - Honestly didn’t know she’d left. But yeah, Emma Thompson with fake warts, protruding tooth and a big prosthetic nose. Good times. 109 min. THE OTHER GUYS - PG13 - Comedy - Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are mismatched cops who play by their own (ridiculous) rules. 107 min. PIRANHA 3D - R - Horror, Comedy - This will either be the final nail in 3D’s coffin or this year’s Snakes on a Plane. Or maybe both. 89 min. SALT - PG13 - Action - Angelina goes all Lara Croft in a flick not for the faint of heart. 99 min. SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD - PG13 - Action, Comedy - A dude (Michael Cera) has to battle a chick’s seven evil exes to win her heart. What happened to dinner and a back rub? 113 min. STEP UP (3D) - PG13 - Drama - Interchangeable, tight-bodied dancer/”actors” gyrate provocatively. In an extra dimension. 97 min. THE SWITCH - PG13 - Comedy - A guy gets hammered and swaps his spunk with that of his gal pal’s sperm donor. Hilarity, and possibly a paternity suit, ensue. Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston star. 101 min. TAKERS - PG13 - Drama, Action - A notorious bankrobbing crew decides to pull one last job and it goes off without a hitch. Or something. Matt Dillon, Anakin Skywalker, Stringer Bell from The Wire and that girlfriend-beating R&B singer star. 107 min. VAMPIRES SUCK - PG 13 - Comedy? - ...and so does this movie, the latest in a long line of cynical turds that confuse shoddy reenactment with parody. 80 min.

FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) THE EXPENDABLES - R - THU-FRI (4:15) 6:45, 9:15. SAT-MON (1:45) 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. TUEWED (4:15) 6:45, 9:15. THE LAST EXORCISM - PG13 - THU (4:30) 7:00. FRI (4:45) 7:15, 9:45. SAT-MON (2:15) 4:45, 7:15. TUE-WED (4:45) 7:15, 9:45. MACHETE - R - FRI (4:30) 7:00, 9:30. SAT-MON (2:00) 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. TUE-WED (4:30) 7:00. NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS - PG - THU-FRI (4:00), 6:30, 9:00. SAT-MON (1:30) 4:00, 6:30. TUEWED (4:00) 6:30, 9:00. VAMPIRES SUCK-PG13 - THU (4:45) 7:15, 9:45.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) THE EXPENDABLES - R - THU (11:05, 12:25, 1:25, 2:45, 3:45) 4:55, 5:05, 6:05, 7:25, 8:25, 9:45. FRI-WED (12:20, 2:40) 5:00, 7:30, 9:45. GOING THE DISTANCE - R - FRI-TUE (12:15, 2:35) 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. WED (11:00, 2:35) 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. MACHETE - R - FRI-WED (12:25, 2:45) 5:05, 7:25, 9:50. MAO’S LAST DANCER-Unrated - FRI-WED (11:35, 2:05) 4:35, 7:05, 9:35. THE OTHER GUYS - R - THU-WED (11:45, 2:10) 4:35, 7:00, 9:25. NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS - PG - THU (12:00, 1:25, 3:45) 6:05, 8:25. SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD - PG - THU (12:05, 2:30) 5:05, 7:20, 9:45. STEP UP 3D (3D) - PG13 - THU (10:45, 1:05, 3:25) 5:45, 8:05. FRI-WED (12:10, 2:30) 4:50, 7:20, 9:35. UH FOOTBALL - vs. USC - THU 5:00.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) THE AMERICAN - R - FRI-SUN (12:15, 2:35) 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. MON (12:15, 2:35) 4:55, 7:15. TUEWED (1:00, 3:20) 5:40, 8:00. EAT PRAY LOVE - PG13 - THU (1:10) 4:05, 7:00. GET LOW - PG13 - THU (1:00, 3:15) 5:30, 7:45. FRI-SUN (12:30, 2:45) 5:00, 7:15, 9:30. MON (12:30, 2:45) 5:00, 7:15. TUE-WED (1:10, 3:30) 5:50, 8:10. GOING TO DISTANCE - R - FRI-SUN (12:25, 2:45) 5:05, 7:25, 9:45. MON (12:25, 2:45) 5:05, 7:25. TUE-WED (1:05, 3:25) 5:45, 8:05. INCEPTION - PG13 - THU (1:05) 4:05, 7:05. NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS - PG - FRI-SUN (12:00, 2:25) 4:50. SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD - PG - MON 9:40. TUE-WED 6:00, 8:30. THE SWITCH - PG13 - THU (1:15, 3:30,) 5:45, 8:00.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) THE AMERICAN - R - THU-WED (2:15, 4:45) 7:15, 9:45. AVATAR 3D SPECIAL EDITION - PG13 - THU (1:30, 5:00) 8:30. FRI-WED (1:30, 5:00) 8:30. CATS AND DOGS: THE REVENGE OF KITTY GALORE (3D) - G - THU (2:25, 4:35). FRI-WED (2:25, 4:35). EAT PRAY LOVE - PG13 - THU-WED (1:55, 5:05) 8:05. GET LOW - PG13 - THU-WED (1:25, 3:50) 6:15, 8:40. HIGHWATER - Unrated - THU (1:50, 4:10) 6:30, 9:45. FRI-SUN (1:50, 4:10) 6:30, 8:50. MONWED (1:50, 4:10) 6:30, 8:40. INCEPTION (SONY DIGITAL) - PG13 - THU-WED (1:30, 4:45) 8:00. THE LAST EXORCISM - PG13 - THU (2:45, 5:00) 7:15, 9:30. FRI-MON (12:30, 2:45, 5:00) 7:15, 9:30. TUE-WED (2:45, 5:00) 7:15, 9:30. LOTTERY TICKET - PG13 - THU (4:10) 8:45. FRI-WED (4:10) 8:45. PIRANHA 3D - R - THU (3:00, 5:15) 7:30, 9:45. FRI-MON (12:45, 3:00, 5:15) 7:30, 9:45. TUEWED (3:00, 5:15) 7:30, 9:45. SALT (SONY DIGITAL) - PG13 - THU-WED 6:45, 9:10. TAKERS - PG13 - THU-SUN (1:50, 4:25) 7:00, 9:35. MON-WED (1:50) 4:25, 7:00. THE SWITCH - PG13 - THU-SUN (2:25, 4:50) 7:20, 9:45. VAMPIRES SUCK-PG13 - THU-WED (1:45) 6:35.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) EAT PRAY LOVE - PG13 - THU-WED (1:45, 5:00) 8:00. GOING TO DISTANCE - R - FRI (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:30. SAT-MON (2:00) 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. TUEWED (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:30. PIRANHA 3D - R - THU (2:15, 4:45) 7:15, 9:45. TAKERS - PG13 - THU (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:30. FRI-WED (2:15, 4:45) 7:15, 9:45.

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Picks

This Week's Picks Best of the First

Hula Haps

Friday (September 3), 6-8pm, Market Street, Wailuku, Free

Saturday (September 4), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului, $25/$30/$40

Whereas “spreading da aloha” is code for promiscuity, to “practice aloha” is entirely pono—and the theme of this month’s Wailuku First Friday festivities. The night plays host to the opening ceremonies for the annual Festivals of Aloha (6pm), with honorary chairperson Danny Mateo and cultural adviser Kaponoani Molitau presiding, as well as a Mayoral Forum (8pm) hosted by the Maui Young Business Roundtable at the Iao Theater. Folks 21 and over will be happy to hear there will be both a beer garden (starting at 5pm)—in support of the Na Aikane O Pu‘ukohola Heiau, a national historic PHOTO BY KATHLEEN WALLING FRY site—and an organic wine tasting at Cafe O‘Lei (call 986-0044 for reservations). But mostly, it’s an event for the whole ‘ohana, with lots of street vendors and ono grinds. And there’s always an abundance (sometimes an over-abundance) of entertainment up and down the blocked-off-to-traffic Market Street. This month features Weldon Kekauoha (pictured) at Native Intelligence, Kua‘aina at Maui Thing, Keoni Manuel’s Halau Hula o Na Pua o Pakipika and Te Tiare Patitifa at the Wailuku Banyan Tree Park, plus the Arts Education for Children Group presenting live music at the Wailuku Coffee Company throughout the night. Come hungry, bring everyone you have aloha for, and have enough fun to hold you over ’til next month.

Over 100 dedicated hula dancers will take to the stage for a concert titled Na Mele O Ku‘u Pu‘uwai - Songs of my Heart, from kumu hula and recording artist Uluwehi Guerrero’s Halau Hula Kauluokala. Of course, Guerrero himself will put his powerful pipes to masterful use, performing selections from all three of his studio albums, including his latest, Uluwehi Sings Na Melel Hula Aloha - Beloved Hula Songs, which this year won three Na Hoku Hanohano awards for Liner Notes, Hawaiian Album of the Year and Best Traditional Album of the Year. Guerrero refers to tracks on that album as “musical photographs,” and audience members will literally have the opportunity to see these songs come to life with expressive hula hands, costuming and set design during this highly anticipated concert (the likes of which he and his halau host only every other year). The night will also include a special appearance by Na Leo Lani O Maui community choir, under the direction of Gale Wisehart, and is an absolute must-attend event for all hula people, and hula people at heart. 242-7469; mauiarts.org

THURSDAY 2

WAVETRAIN

DIRTY,MODERN,ELECTRO FUNK MAUI’S BEST LIVE BAND 10pm-CLOSE / $5

FRIDAY 3 & SATURDAY 4

LABOR DAY FREE WEEKEND

“home of the $1 mai tai” Kihei’s BEST Sunset Cocktail Spot!

W/ DJ JP & DJ KIDD C $3 WELL DRINKS, $3 BECKS FREE 10PM- CLOSE

TUESDAY 7

TACO TUESDAY $2.50 TACOS, $3 MEXICAN BEERS 5pm-10pm

AUTHENTIC MEXICAN FOOD BURGERS SALADS Live Music Daily Sunset Happy Hour 3-7 Nightly Entertainment

DANYEL ALANA TRIO

RAMPAGE

FEAT. DANYEL ALANA, JAMES SOMERA, UNCLE DON LOPEZ

KIHEI’S LEGENDARY ISLAND REGGAE BAND

10pm-CLOSE / $5

WEDNESDAY 8 MOJAM PARK PRESENTS FROM PORTLANDS UNDERGROUND FUNK SCENE

MAUI’S FIRST DOOKIE

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W/ LEGENDARY BASSIST: DANNY WILSON ON DRUMS: FUNKPLASTIC ALL MUSICIANS, POETS, MC’S & ARTISTS WELCOME 10pm-CLOSE / $5

THURSDAY 2 9pm FRIDAY 3 9pm

DAT GUYZ ORIGINAL AND ISLAND MUSIC FAVORITES

CAMP SAVAGE ROCK/BLUES/ SOUL SOUNDS FROM THIS LAHAINA BAND

SATURDAY 4 9pm SUNDAY 5 8pm

KARAOKE

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MONDAY 6 8pm

KARAOKE

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KARAOKE CONTEST

TUESDAY 7 9pm

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Live Well, And Drive

Charles In Charge

Sunday (September 5), 11am-4pm, Ulupalakua Ranch, Upcountry, Free

Friday (September 10), 6pm, Three’s Bar and Grill, Kihei, $35

It’s always a good day for a leisurely drive Upcountry, but no better day than this Sunday to visit Tedeschi Winery and Ulupalakua Ranch, for their special Ulupalakua Remembers event. Once you arrive on the winery grounds, your ears will be treated to the string-picking stylings of Joshua Kahula with Derick Sebastian (12-3pm) and, from Lanai, Polihua (3-4pm). Between PHOTO BY AMAUIBLOG.COM brushing up on the latest efforts by local conservation groups at one of the many informational booths, tasting wines (complimentary; be sure to try their syrupy Framboise de Maui raspberry wine, paired with a morsel of white chocolate with macadamia nuts), and picking up “picnic fixin’s” hot off the grill at the Ulupalakua Ranch Store—where you can also catch local music by Bradda Francis Koahou (11:30am-3pm)—be sure to save time for the two informative talks also scheduled for that afternoon. “A Voyage Back in Time: The Natural Treasures of Ulupalakua Ranch,” will be led by esteemed botanist Dr. Art Medeiros (12pm) and “How to Determine the Value of a Tree,” (I’m guessing it ends like a MasterCard commercial), with arborist Ernest Rezents (2pm), including a walking tour of the winery’s grand, centenarian trees. If upon leaving Ulupalakua still calls, the winery is open daily from 10am-5pm, alongside the ranch store’s daily hours of 9:30am-5:30pm. And save the date of December 5 for Ulupalakua Sparkles, the final quarterly installment of 2010’s Sunday Drive events. 878-6058; ulupalakuaranch.com, mauiwine.com

Charles Smith wines go hand in hand with the Three’s Bar and Grill concept; both are modern, playful and tasty interpretations of food and drink. My first voyeuristic views of these wines on the Charles Smith Wines Web site sets me straight with this quote from the winemaker himself, “It’s just booze—drink it!” Oh but Charles, it’s so much more, isn’t it? Wines presented will include the Chateau Smith Cab, The Velvet Devil Merlot, Kung Fu Girl Reisling, Boom Boom Syrah and Charles & Charles Rose. Three’s is picking “Five Tastes of Summer” to heighten your senses: oysters, proscuitto, bleu cheese, kalbi and blackberry are some highlights to ponder. Later in the evening (9pm), it’ll turn into Tantra night; excite your taste buds with six different aphrodisiac-based hors d’oeuvres, sexy drink specials and Love Shack giveaways. Music by C.I.A. 879-3133 [Jen Russo]

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS BAMBU STATION - Fri, Sep 3. Direct from the Virgin Islands. Hailed as “bringing the glory of the roots age to modern time.” Plus, performances from Super Dub Tribe and Teomon. Save on tickets by purchasing online at houseofroots.com. $15 online / $25 door. 7-11 p.m. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com / bambustationband.com FREE PERFORMANCE BY THE AIR FORCE BAND OF THE PACIFIC - Sat, Sep 4. Happy Labor Day! Originally founded 25 years ago—when Hickam was home to the 501st Air Force Band—this 35-piece band performed from 1947-1975. Deactivated during the Vietnam War, they returned in 1995, and have since delighted military and civilian audiences throughout the Pacific. 5-6 p.m. Whalers Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali; 808-661-4567 ULUWEHI GUERRERO CONCERT - Sat, Sep 4. Kaulupono Music proudly presents Maui’s own Kumu Hula and Na Hoku Hanohano Award-Winning Uluwehi Guerrero and his Halu Hula Kauluokala, in “Na Mele O Ku’u Pu’uwai,” or “Songs of My Heart.” $25 / $40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE BOOM DOWN LABOR OF LOVE TOUR - Sun, Sep 5. Headlining Quino James of Big Mountain and Butch Helemano. Plus, I-Souljahs, Pacific Vibes, Sly Dog, Rushaus All Stars and Maoli. Proceeds to benefit Children’s Miracle Network and The Kona Boxing Club. Doors open at 3 p.m. $25 advance / $30 door. 4-10 p.m. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com SMOOTH JAZZ NIGHTS WITH PETER WHITE & MICHAEL PAULO - Sun, Sep 5. Enjoy a cool night of hot jazz. White, one of the best known smooth jazz guitarists, and Paulo, a top saxophonist in Hawaii, will be accompanied by an all-star band that includes Gregg Karukas on keyboards and Dwayne “Smitty” Smith on bass. $30 / $40 / $75 (plus applicable fees). 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

STAGE CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their kama’aina special. Starting at $62; deals for kids. 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; maui.hyatt.com

FOODIE A NIGHT OF FRENCH WINES AND FRENCH CUISINE - Thu, Sep 2. Its not often that Gerard’s puts on a wine dinner, and this time the focus is on the Burgundy Region of France. The culinary pairings are sure to be phenomenal. $75. 7 p.m. Gerard’s Restaurant, 174 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina; 808-6618939; mauidish.com

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KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN AT WHOLE FOODS - Sat, Sep 4. The popularity of the culinary arts is not just limited to grownups. Classes are perfect for children 5 to 12 years old. Class includes demonstrations on hands-on easy meal preparations that the entire family can enjoy. Free. 11 a.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/maui ARI WEINZWEIG HOSTS A NIGHT OF BACON AT STAR NOODLE - Fri, Sep 10. Bacon is a hot foodie item right now as butchers are getting hip to creating better cured meat products with less chemicals. Best of Maui Winner Chef Sheldon Simeon rocks an amazing menu around Bacon and Ari Weinzweig enlightens us with recipes and snippets from his book, A Guide to Better Bacon. It makes us want to go hog wild! 6 p.m. Star Noodle, 286 Kupuohi St, Lahaina; 808-667-5400 CHARLES SMITH WINE TASTING AND PAIRING - Fri, Sep 10. The three chefs at Three’s will be ‘bringing it’ at this pairing. Try the likes of Chateau Smith, The Velvet Devil, Kung Fu Girl, Boom Boom, and Charles and Charles Rose with their Three’s Five Tastes of Summer. Not three but five. Got it? $35. 6-8 p.m. Three’s Bar & Grill, 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-879-3133

TICKETS ON SALE 5TH ANNUAL HULA FESTIVAL - Sat, Sep 11. This international competition features group and solo dancers from Japan as well as Hawai‘i Nei. The groups will compete in adult male and female categories, along with solo performances in kahiko (traditional) and ‘auana (modern). $25 / Half-price for keiki 12 years & under. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PAULA FUGA, MIKE LOVE & HUTCH HUTCHINSON - Fri & Sat, Sep 17 & 18. What better way to start the fall show season than with this trio? Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808874-3779; stellablues.com HANDS PERCUSSION TEAM - Thu, Sep 23. A world-renowned professional percussion ensemble from Malaysia, where the “hand” is the spirit of the drummer, bringing life to the drum. $12 / $25 / $32. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE LARRY CARLTON TRIO - Fri, Sep 24. Jazz fusion, blues and rock guitarist Larry Carlton is a triple Grammy winner whose credits include performing on more than 100 records that have gone Gold or Platinum. Larry’s theme music credits include “Against All Odds” and “Who’s the Boss.” $12 / $28 / $38. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE ATARIS - Sat, Sep 25. Celebrating Hard Rock’s 20th anniversary, The Ataris will headline. The group is currently touring and recording their forthcoming album “The Graveyard of the Atlantic.” Doors open at 9pm, music at 9:30pm. 21+ only. $23 advance / $28 door. 9 p.m. The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7400; hardrock.com/ maui / groovetickets.com

WINE TASTING: WINES FROM THE ITALIAN ISLANDS OF SICILIA AND SARDEGNA - Fri, Sep 3. Five wines presented by Jim Powlan from Chambers & Chambers Wine Merchants, with Chef David Gemberline preparing special tapas to pair with each offering. $25. 4 p.m. Bistro Casanova, 33 Lono Ave., Kahului; 808-873-3690; casanovamaui.com

ROB SCHNEIDER - Sat, Sep 25. You can get tickets to see Schneider stand-up live, in concert with Brian Evans. $35 / $55/ $95 VIP includes backstage meet and greet. 9:30-11:30 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 808-856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com

WINE DINNER FRIDAY - Fri, Sep 3. Lahaina Coolers Restaurant & Bar will host a Wine Dinner, this Friday. Food will be served in three courses with fantastic wine pairings. There is limited space, RSVP by calling. $40. 7-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Coolers, 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina; 808-661-7082; lahainacoolers.com

ANNOUNCEMENTS CHECK OUT YOUR LONG-WEEKEND READS EARLY - In observance of the Labor Day holiday, all Hawaii public libraries will be closed from Saturday through Monday, Sep 4-6.; librarieshawaii.org

LABOR DAY WEEKEND: VOLUNTEER IN HALEAKALA CRATER - Help the Friends of Haleakala National Park protect and preserve Crater wilderness with this guided, service-learning trip to Paliku Cabin/Kaupo Gap. A ranger will accompany the group for part of the trip to answer your questions. Call to register. $15 (for transporation/shared meal costs). 8 a.m. Haleakala National Park, Haleakala National Park, Kula; 808-876-1673; fhnp.org ARTISTS, VENDORS AND MUSICIANS, OH MY! - The Wailuku First Friday event-planning hui is trying out an expanded location and offering spaces for artists, vendors and musicians. Interested? Contact Teri at iftheshoefits1@hawaiiantel.net; 808-249-9710 CALL FOR FALSETTO CONTESTANTS - Maui County’s amateur male falsettos are invited to showcase their talent at the 9th annual Richard Ho’opi’i Leo Ki’e Ki’e Falsetto Contest. Vie for cash prizes $200-$500. Must be 18 years or older. No entry fee for competitors. RitzCarlton Kapalua, 1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua; 808-8707546 / 808-268-9285; noelaniw@gmaill.com SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE - This highly anticipated, statewide juried triennial exhibit promises to be captivating, and the prospectus for the 2012 challenge will be made available starting September 2010, online or in the gallery. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org O’O FARM VOLUNTEER PROJECT - Wednesdays. Work on an organic farm in Upcountry, through “Volunteering on Vacation,” a free program offered by Pacific Whale Foundation. 8:30-11:30 a.m. O’o Farm, Waipoli Rd., Kula; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org / oofarm.com HONOKOWAI VALLEY RESTORATION PROJECT Saturdays. Help save archeological sites (and get a free tote bag for your efforts) by removing invasive plants (and possibly planting native species), through “Volunteering on Vacation,” a free program offered by Pacific Whale Foundation. Call to register. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org CREATE CLEAN BEACHES - Daily. Take part in a cleanup of your favorite beach and monitor marine debris along Maui’s shorelines, through “Volunteering on Vacation,” a free program offered by Pacific Whale Foundation. Free tote bag for your good deed. Call for more info. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org FAMILY TO FAMILY CLASSES - Starting Sept. 8 (and every Wednesday through Nov. 24), NAMI and MHA are cosponsoring a 12 week course designed for families of persons with major depression, manic depression, schizophrenia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, or PTSD. Call to register. Free. 5-7:30 p.m. Cameron Center (Lower Level, Room 3), 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku; 808-244-5546; Bob/Harriet Collopy: 808-572-3757

POLITICAL EVENTS FRIENDS OF ELLE COCHRAN PRESENT: LABOR DAY WEEKEND KOKUA CARNIVAL - Sat, Sep 4. Live music featuring (for the first time in 15 years) Brother Noland and Tony C. Plus, Braddah Waltah, Peter DeAquino, Bradda Francis Koahou, Gail Swanson, Benny Uyetake & Glenn, and The Haiku Hillbillys. Bouncy castles & water slides, clowns, a magician, jugglers, stilt walkers, pony rides, face painting, balloon animals, and games & prizes. Carnival grinds include shave ice, mochi, malasadas, burgers, BBQ, funnel cake, beverages & beer garden and a farmer’s market/craft fair. Also, educational & environmental booths, plus yoga & wellness. Free. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku; 808-244-7643; electelle.com

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Thirsty Thursdays

Flashback Fridays w/ Next Level Ent., 9pm; $10

AMBROSIA

Old School Thursdaze w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm

Private Party - What the Funk! will return next week...

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

‘Ohana Groove

Estee & Company

Live Music

Live Music

Corner House

Ultimate ‘90s w/ DJ Blast 10pm; $10

TUE - Willie K, 9 - 11pm; $10 WED - Ladies Night, 10pm-1am; $10

Wavetrain 10 pm ; $5

Labor Day Free Weekend w/ DJ Jay P and DJ Kidd C

Labor Day Free Weekend w/ DJ Jay P and DJ Kidd C

TUE - Danyell Alana Trio 10 pm; WED - Dookie Funk Jam w/ Danny Wilson & Funkplastic

Barefoot Minded 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Erin Smith 7 - 10pm; No Cover

MON - Peter D / TUE - Live Jazz / WED - Ryan Palma (All sets 7 - 10pm; No Cover)

Vince Esquire 10pm; No Cover

Gina Martinelli

MON - Gomega / TUE - Open Mic Night WED - House Mic Night (All 10pm; No Cover)

Junior 10pm; No Cover

Sunday Funday

MON - Ka’ena Elaban; TUE - Live Music WED - Jessica & Friend (All 10pm; No Cover)

Karaoke

TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night / DJ Dance Party

Karaoke 8pm - Close

MON - Karaoke / TUE - “Winter Wonderland Prom” Karaoke Contest; WED - Open Mic Night

Karaoke

MON through WED - Karaoke

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BOCALINO BISTRO & BAR 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY REST. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

Alternative Night w/ DJ Ralph, 10pm; No Cover

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night / DJ Chrest 10pm; No Cover

Jarod 10pm; No Cover

Karaoke

Kanaka Jams No Cover

Rampage 9pm-Close

Dat Guyz 9pm - Close

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Camp Savage 9pm - 1:30am

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

Karaoke

LOCAL MOCHA CAFE’ MAUI 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani - 344-5884

SCHOOL SPORTS MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Thursday - Thu, Sep 2. Baldwin at Kamehameha Maui. 6:30 p.m. Kamehameha High School Maui, 275 Aapueo Pkwy., Makawao MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Friday - Fri, Sep 3. Kamehameha Maui at King K. 6:30 p.m. King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani MIL FOOTBALL - Fri, Sep 3. Maui High vs. Lahainaluna. 7 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului

EVENTS FRIDAY, SEP 03 PACIFIC FLEET BAND - Tonight, get your Big Band fix. Free. 7 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; queenkaahumanucenter.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE Cool-crooner Marty Dread is your evening’s entertainer and master of ceremonies during this special sunset cocktail cruise. Includes delicious hot and cold appetizers, plus juices, sodas and up to three alcoholic beverages for adults with valid ID. $49.95. 5:30-7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org/ecocruises WAILUKU TOWN FIRST FRIDAYS - It’s a block party! Come and experience the exciting street festivities and a one-of-a-kind blend of old and new in Wailuku. Groove with bands, shop, dine and enjoy a memorable evening. A walking tour list of events and discounts is available from participating First Friday Wailuku merchants. Free. 5:30-8 p.m. Wailuku Town, North Market and Main St., Wailuku

SATURDAY, SEP 04 SANRIO’S 1ST ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - A certain Kitty will be on hand to say “hello.” Great photo opp for keiki to kupuna. So, why not stock up on goodies and gifts from Sanrio, scrapbooking supplies from Ben Franklin, and create a commemoration of your day? Free. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUES - Ladies Night w/ Bad Kitty, 8 - 11pm

Sunday Night Fever!

MON - Erin Smith’s Final Night /TUE - Drum & Bass w/ DJ Astro-Raph; WED - Maui’s HI-5 Night w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA WED - Latino/Blues & Jazz Night w/ Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza

Sonido Inspiracion 9:30pm; $7

HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA

Boat Night w/ DJ Jamn J 10pm; No Cover

Karaoke

Karaoke

Live Music

Live Music

arborist Ernest Rezents (2pm), entertainment by Bradda Francis Koahou, Lanai’s Polihua and Joshua Kahula with Derick Sebastian. Free. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula; 808-878-6058

MAUI FILM SCHOOL’S “SCREENWRITING WORKSHOP” - So You Wanna Make a Movie?” - Part 1 - Want to learn the art and craft of screenwriting? Perfect for beginners (don’t be shy), this workshop focuses on screenwriting basics. Instructed by award-winning filmmaker Harriette Yahr. Class limited to 20. $75. 1:30-6:30 p.m. Temple of Peace, 575 Ha’iku Rd., Ha’iku; 310-712-1293; mauifilmschool.com

HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK SERVICE TRIP - Every first and fourth Sunday, through “Volunteering on Vacation”—a free program offered by Pacific Whale Foundation—help pull invasive weeds at Haleakala National Park. Get a tote bag for your efforts, plus transportation and park admission. Free. 7:30 a.m.2:30 p.m. Haleakala National Park, Haleakala National Park, Kula; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org

MOLOKAI HOLOKAI SUP RACE - Enjoy post-race pupus, pa’ina and awards ceremony for this first-annual competition, presented by the Molokai ‘Ohana Surf Club (a non-profit dedicated to providing Molokai youth with healthy water sport opportunities). Special $89/night rates available. 12:30-5 p.m. Hotel Molokai, Kamehameha V Hwy., Kaunakakai; 808-5535347 / 877-553-5347; hotelmolokai.com

SENIOR SUNDAY IN IAO - Every first Sunday. Maui residents ages 60 and better can enjoy the beautiful Hawai`i Nature Center for free once a month. Regular fare is $6 for adults, $4 for keiki. Hawai’i Nature Center, 808-244-6500; hawaiinaturecenter.org

SUNDAY, SEP 05 MAUI LABOR DAY CELEBRATION - Sunday fun, sponsored by ILWU Local 142. Featuring live entertainment, door prizes and treats like shave ice and cotton candy. Lunch tickets are $5 Adults / $3 Keiki & Seniors (served 11am - 1pm). 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, 395 Waena Place, Wailuku; ILWU Wailuku Office: 808-244-9191

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SAVE THE FOREST FROM THE TREES - Every Sunday. The Pacific Whale Foundation hosts a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmer’s Grove. Transportation provided with pick-ups: 7:30 a.m. at Ma’alaea Harbor Shops / 8:15 a.m. at Pukalani’s Tavares Community Center. Call to register. Hosmer’s Grove, Haleakala National Park, 808-856-8341; pacificwhale.org

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MAUI FILM SCHOOL’S “FILMMAKING/ PRODUCING/DIRECTING WORKSHOP - So You Wanna Make a Movie?” - Part 2 - Join Harriette Yahr for a quick and useful trip through filmmaking basics. This is not a screenwriting class (see Saturday’s listings instead), but will cover basic producing and directing with emphasis on new methods of independent funding/distribution. $75. 1-6 p.m. Akaku Community Television, Media Lab, 333 N. Dairy Rd., Kahului,; 310712-1293; mauifilmschool.com / akaku.org ULUPALAKUA CARES - One of four special “Sunday Drives,” held quarterly, showcasing the beauty of Upcountry. Features “A Voyage Back in Time: The Natural Treasures of Ulupalakua Ranch,” talk by botanist Dr. Art Medeiros (12pm), “How to Determine the Value of a Tree,” walking tour/talk with

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PET-A-PALOOZA - Every Sunday. There are kitties and canines who need loving na ‘ohana. Check out this special, weekly open house and find your new best friend. Free. 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Maui Humane Society, 1350 Meha Meha Loop, Puunene; 808-877-3680; mauihumanesociety.org SCREENING: “MAY I BE FRANK” - A film about redemption, sex, drugs, and transformations—asking the questions “Who says you can’t change your life for the better?” and “Who says you have to remain stuck in patterns that don’t serve you?” Second showing at 6pm, on Sunday (September 5). $10. 1 p.m. Unity Church of Maui, 483 South High St., Wailuku; 808-242-9327

MON through WED - Karaoke

MONDAY, SEP 06 ERIN SMITH’S FINAL NIGHT AT AMBROSIA - Erin has been an institution at Ambrosia for several years, but as her star continues to rise, it’s time for her to move on to the fame and fortune that awaits. Join the Ambrosia ‘ohana for this historic performance and wish Smith a fond farewell. 10 p.m. Ambrosia, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-891-1011 HULA SHOW - A showcase of original hip-ster stylie. Free. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, SEP 07 CELEBRATE “SPINELESS WONDERS” WITH FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Every Tuesday in September, beginning Sep 7. Upgrade to the guided Fins & Flippers tour, including an Ocean Naturalist guide, a visit behind-the-scenes at the Aquarium, and the opportunity to participate in supervised shark and sea turtle feedings. $10 + General Admission. 11:30 a.m. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-2707000; mauioceancenter.com “WINTER WONDERLAND PROM” KARAOKE CONTEST - Every week is a different theme. Prizes for the both best singers and costumes. Songs can be reserved ahead of time by calling 808-276-3676. 9 p.m. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei SPEED NETWORKING - Every Tuesday. Like speed dating, but for busy business folk looking to network. Gives working professionals the chance to meet and make connections that lead to better business and increased revenue—structured for less small talk and more solid connections. $10, pre-registration required. 4:30-6:30 p.m. Wailuku Coffee Co., 28 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808633-2393; speednetworkinghi.com TIN CAN COMEDY NIGHT W/ SHAGGY JENKINS OF Q103 - A funnybone workout not to be missed. Drink specials (aka liquid courage, should you choose to participate) and free pupus for all. 9-10 p.m. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com

WEDNESDAY, SEP 08 FREE SCREENING: “FUEL” - Alternative fuel activist/

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JAVA JAZZ

Renee Alonso 7 pm - Close; No Cover

Guest Performer 7 pm - Close; No Cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7 pm - Close; No Cover

Brian Cuomo 7 pm - Close; No Cover

MON - Guest Performer 7 pm - Close; No Cover; TUE - WED - Rene Alonzo 7 pm - Close; No Cover

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON, TUE & WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

KIMO’S

Gail Swanson

Willie K 9 - 11pm; $5

Glenn & Ben 8 - 10pm

Sam Ahia

MON, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm - 1am; No Cover Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

WED - Karaoke 7:30 - 11 pm; No Cover

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Netto & Barbara Salsa / Latin Top 40 DJ; 8pm - 2am

DJ Teknyq 11pm - 1:30am; No Cover

Gay Night 10pm - 2am

Classic Rock Thursday w/ Howard Ahia

Full Moon Friday w/The Whiskey Pimps & DJ N8 Castro

X-clusive Saturday Nights w/ All Access & DJ Big Mike

MON - Service Industry Night / TUES - Dolla Balla Night w/ DJ Twizzy / WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm; No Cover

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOANA CAFE

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

Phil & Angie Benoits / Movie Night

TUE - Open Mic Night DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9 pm - 12 am

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131

Jonny & the Ringo’s 9pm; No Cover

DJ Black House 9pm; No Cover

DJ Black House 9pm; $5

House Music 9pm; No Cover

MON - Country Music, 9pm / TUE - DJ Zeke 9pm; $5 / WED - Heavy Bottom Boy’s Funk, 9pm

Pub Quiz Night with Trish the Dish, 9:30pm - 12am

Bambu Station w/ Super Dub Tribe & Teomon

Jazz on the Blue, 7 - 10pm Rick Glencross., 10pm - Close

The Boom Down Labor of Love Tour, 4 - 10pm

MON - Willie K Band / TUE - Murray Thorne/Tin Can Comedy WED - Erin Smith’s Girls Gone Rockin’ Ladies Night

Johnny Ringo 10pm; No Cover

Sounds of Addiction 10pm; No Cover

Ryan Palma 10pm; No Cover

MON - Bloodlines / TUES - Ryan Palma / WED - TBA (All sets 10pm; No Cover)

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

director Josh Tickell’s Sundance Audience Awardwinning documentary, exploring our current gas dependence. Light refreshments provided by Whole Foods Market, plus Q&A with an esteemed panel of experts. Free. 6 p.m. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; Bo Petty: 808-879-2818 ext. 22. SEAWEES - Ocean “Ed-Venture” for Preschoolers - Explore the forces that shape our world. Weekly program (today through 9/15) themed “Water, Waves & Wind,” for keiki 3-5 and their caregivers. Lead by experienced early childhood educators, culminating with a field trip to make/test wind/water tools/toys. $10 per adult / $5 per child 9-10 a.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 211, Maalaea; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org SPEED NETWORKING - Every Wednesday. Less small talk and more solid connections. $10, pre-registration required. 4:30-6:30 p.m. Moana Bakery & Cafe, 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-633-2393; speednetworkinghi.com MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY GUITAR SERIES WITH GRAMMY-WINNER GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR. AND HAWAII’S TOP SLACK KEY ARTISTS - Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Series with Grammy-winner George Kahumoku Jr. and Hawaii’s top slack key artists. $39.99. 7:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili; 808-669-6271; napilikai.com STARGAZING CRUISE - A celestial stargazing cruise featuring professional astronomer Harriet Witt, an international award-winning astronomy writer and speaker. Cruise beneath—and learn about—the beautiful nighttime sky, while enjoying appetizers and beverages. 8-10 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org/ecocruises

ART FAR ART - Daily (except Sun). Featuring works by eleven artists who led Maui’s counterculture of the late sixties and early seventies. From Rainbow Bridge to Rainbow Sun, they exchanged the consciousness of art for the art of consciousness. Showcase runs through December 31. Puka Puka, 43 Hana Hwy., Pa’ia; 808-579-3080 THE MASTERS’ EXHIBITION - Mon-Sat. A fine exhibit of new artworks by local artists, running

through Sept 18. Gallery hours are 10am-6pm Monday-Friday, 10am-5pm on Saturdays. Closed Sunday. Free. Upcountry Fine Art, 1156 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-573-6000 ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE PROGRAM EXHIBITION: “THE POLITICS OF PAPER / MANY STORIES, MANY VOICES” - Daily through Sep 16. See case-study work about using the arts as a catalyst for social change, by Favianna Rodriguez and Orlando Reyes. Free. 10 a.m.4 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com MAI KA `UHANE I KA KINE “FROM SPIRIT TO FORM” Daily through Sep 21. Four female artists—Beth Marcil (painter), Rona Smith (beader), Ayumi Ditamore (potter), and Dianna Grundhauser (quilter)—explore the sources of inspiration for their work, as they present a collection of artwork that has stretched their talents and vision. Free. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, The Courtyard, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com EXHIBITION: MCCANN AND KEAY - Daily through Sep 6. A joint show with works by self-taught fiber artist, Mika McCann and oil paintings by Anna Keay. Free. 6-8 p.m. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; 808-244-5489; lahaina-arts.com MIXED MEDIA ARIST JOEL HEINZ - Every Friday in Sep. Meet the artist during four special events. Heinz is particularly intrigued by ancient designs on tapa cloth and Hawaiian petroglyphs, and uses that imagery to inspire his mixed-medium work. 4-7 p.m. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30 p.m.; Sun, Live Jazz 3-6 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937. DUKES BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5 p.m., Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30 p.m.; Fri, Garrett 3 – 5 p.m., Kulewa 6 - 8:30 p.m.; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5 p.m., Kulwea 6 - 8:30 p.m.; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5 p.m., Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30 p.m.; Mon, Brian 3 – 5 p.m., Damien & Edee 6 –8:30 p.m.; Tue, Brian 3 – 5 p.m., Damien & Edee 6 – 8:30 p.m.; Wed, Brian 3 – 5 p.m., Damien & Edee 6 – 8:30 p.m. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900. HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m.,

Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4 p.m., Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15 p.m., Kulewa 6:30 - 9 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m., Kawika Lum Ho 2 - 4 p.m., Dub Fire 4:15 – 6:15 p.m., Ernest Pua’a & Kawika Lum Ho 6:30 - 9 p.m.; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m., Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4 p.m., Oren & JR 4:15 – 6:15 p.m., TBA 6:30 - 9 p.m.; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m., Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4 p.m., Dub Fire 4:15 – 6:15 p.m., Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30 9 p.m.; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m., Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4 p.m., Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15 p.m., Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 - 9 p.m.; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m – 1 p.m., Jarrett Roback 2 – 4 p.m., Ernest Pua’a 4:15 – 6:15 p.m., Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9 p.m.; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m., Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4 p.m., Peter DeAquino 4:15 – 6:15 p.m., Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Renee Alonso 7 p.m.; Sat, Farzad & Mike Madden 7 p.m.; Every Mon & Fri, Guest Performer 7 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787. KIMO’S RESTAURANT - Thu, Gail Swanson 6:308:30 p.m.; Sat, Glenn & Ben 8-10 p.m.; every Sun, Mon, Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6-8 p.m.; 845 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-4811. LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex Calma 7-9 p.m. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30 p.m.; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309:30 p.m.; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30 p.m.; every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5 p.m.; Sat, JD & Harry 2:30-5 p.m.; Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30 p.m. 100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays featuring Howard Ahia 6-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30 p.m.; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30 p.m.; Mon, Phil & Angela Benoit 6-9 p.m. 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400.

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF - Fri, Irish Aloha Fridays 7-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10 p.m.; Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10 p.m. 200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua, 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8 p.m.; Tue, Ah Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9 p.m.; every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9 p.m.; every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9 p.m. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500. TIA JUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Tableside Magic with Brenton Keith 6-9 p.m. 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-667-4080.

SOUTH MAUI BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Thu, Sun, Mon & Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8 p.m.; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike F 5-9 p.m.; Wed, Randall Rospond & Tom Conway 5:30-8:30 p.m.; 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea, 808-243-2286. BOCALINO - Fri, ‘Ohana Groove 8:30 p.m.; Sat, Estee & Company 7:30 p.m.; Wed, Latino/Blues & Jazz Night w/Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza 8 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041. CAPISCHE? - Sat & Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224. DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-9 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314, Kihei, 808-874-9299. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8 p.m.; Every Tue & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Sat, Ryan Robinson and Wolf 4-7 p.m.; Sun, Dan & Ann 5-8 p.m.; Mon, Kahala 4-8 p.m. Wed, Jordan Cudworth 4-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-891-8010. MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Romantic Violin by Cambria Moss 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Tue, Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 808-875-4555. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Willie K Band 7-9 p.m.; Fri, Bambu Station with Super Dub Tribe & Teomon 7-11 p.m.; Sat, Jazz on the Blue 7-10 p.m.; Tue, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, Willie K 7-9 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131. SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri,

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DJ Slackin 10pm; No Cover

DJ Sonny 10pm; No Cover

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Kanekoa 9pm - 12am; No Cover

Vince Esquire 9pm - 12am; No Cover

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The Edge 9pm - 1 am; $3

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; No Cover

DJ CIA 10pm - Close; No Cover

Marty Dread / Nuff Said

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

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STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIA JUANA’S

2911 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali - 667-4080

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

Randall Rospond; Sat, Tom Conway; Sun, Viva La Rumba; Mon, Kanoa; Tue, Sebrina Barron; Wed, Lawaia (All Sets 4-6 p.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444. STELLA BLUES CAFE - Tue, Tom Conway 4-6 p.m.; Wed, Bruddah “D” & Friends 4-6 p.m.; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6 p.m.; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6 p.m.; Sat, Erin Smith 4-6 p.m.; Sun, Phil & Angela Benoit 5-8 p.m.; Wed, Slam featuring David Choy 7-10 p.m.; Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6 p.m. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779. TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910. THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8 p.m.; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8 p.m. Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 808-875-8080. TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30 p.m.; every Sat & Sun, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30 p.m.; every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 808-875-9983. TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic 6-9 p.m.; Sun, The Crunch Pups “Uncrunched” 6-9 p.m.; Mon, Bobby Ingrham & Friends 6-9 p.m.; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8 p.m.; every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8 p.m. 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073. CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan & Friends 8-11:30 p.m.; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 5 p.m. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.

WED - Top 40 w/ All Access DJ 10pm; No Cover

Arise 10 pm ; No Cover

MON - DJ Blast / TUE - Tequila Tuesday w/ DJ LX; WED- Ladies Night with the ADD Twins

Jazz w/ Phil & Angie Benoits

MON - Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz / TUES - Tom Conway; WED - Slam w/ David Choy

MON - Happy Hour / TUES - DJ CIA, 10 pm; No Cover / WED - Industry Night

Dubfires 10pm - 12am; No Cover

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Industry Night 9pm - 2am; No Cover

Undone Party w/ Q Ross 9pm - 2am; $10

DJ Calcul8 9pm - 2am; $10

Pio Marasco 9pm - 2am; No Cover

MON - WED - Closed

Pac Vibe feat. Tiva from Kapena, 10pm

Roots Judgement, 10pm

Ladies Night w/ All Access Gogo Dancers, 10pm

Free Karaoke

MON - Free Karaoke / TUES - Thirsty Tuesday & Free Karaoke / WED - Karaoke

Karaoke No Cover; 8pm

MON through WED - Dat Guyz; No Cover

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Tue, Ladies Night w/ Bad Kitty 8-11 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 808-877-9001.

p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.

MAIN STREET BISTRO - Every Thu & Fri, Rythm & Blues with Freedom 5 p.m.-7:30 a.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 808-244-6816.

TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 808667-1200.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8:30 p.m.; Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11 a.m.; Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9:30 p.m.

MAX WORLD BISTRO - Fri, Goody and the Kit 6-9:30 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Brooks Maguire 6:30-9 p.m. Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2629.

Napili Kai Beach Resort - 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., 808-669-6271.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Tue, Open-Mic 7-11 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999. THE HAIKU FOOD EMPORIUM FEATURING OISHI SUSHI - Fri, Makana 7-9 p.m.; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9 p.m. 824 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2770.

KANAEHELE ROOM - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” Kanehele Room 4:30-7:30 p.m. TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m.; Thu, Daniel Palakiko 6-9

FOUR SEASONS RESORT - Daily, Tourch Lighting Ceremony 5:30 p.m.

RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA - Daily, The Lounge.

BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Sheraton Maui - 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031.

Kaanapali Beach Hotel - 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0011.

Four Seasons Resort - 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808874-8000.

Grand Wailea Resort & Spa- 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234.

WEST MAUI

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9:30 p.m.

POLO BEACH GRILLE & BAR - Daily, Live Music 4-5:30 p.m.

ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12 p.m.

ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.

Kaanapali Beach Club - 104 Kaanapali Shores, 808661-2000.

FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, Live Music 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua - One Ritz-Carlton Dr., 808-669-6200.

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Thu, Kincaid Basques and Albert Kaiana 6:30-9 p.m.; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9 p.m.

RESORT SHOWS UMALU - Thu, Off Tomorrow 6-9 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 7-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 4-6 p.m.

Fairmont Kea Lani - 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808840-8402.

LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Tue, Jazz Music 8-10:30 p.m.; Every Mon, Wed, Thu & Sat, Contemporary Music 8:3010:30 p.m.; Fri, Jazz Music 8-11:30 p.m.; Sun, Hawaiian Music 8:30-10:30 p.m.; Daily, Hula Dancers 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort - 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa- 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI

LAGOON BAR - Daily, Cliff Diving Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Live Music 6-9 p.m. Sugar Cane Train - 975 Limahana Pl., 808-661-0088. SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5 p.m.; Daily, Ride the Sugar Cane Train 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

GRAND DINING ROOM - Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Makena Beach & Golf Resort - 5400 Makena Alanui, 808-875-5888. MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Sun, Live Music 9 a.m.-1 p.m. The Shops at Wailea - 3750 Wailea Alanui, 808891-6770.

Warren & Annabelle’s - 900 Front St., 808-667-6244.

THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Marti Kluth 6:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Jamie Lawerence and friends 6:30-8:30 p.m.

WARREN & ANNABELLE’S - Mon-Sat, Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5 p.m.

Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa - 3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-879-1922.

Westin Maui Resort & Spa - 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525.

KUMU BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9 p.m.

ONO BAR & GRILL - Sun, Raz Shaggai 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Brian Haia 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Wed, Scott Baird Duo with James DeBose 6-9 p.m.

EAST MAUI

TROPICA - Tue, Steve Sargenti 6-9 p.m.; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, Benny Uyetake 6-9 p.m.; Every Mon & Sat, Mitch Kepa 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.

HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Fri, Hula dancing 7-8 p.m.

MELE MELE LOUNGE - Daily, Live Music 9-11 p.m.

Hotel Hana-Maui - 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211. PANIOLO LOUNGE - Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Sat, Live music 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Fri, Live music 6-9 p.m.

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“Mâ€? on the left and one of “Aâ€? through “Fâ€? to distinguish each of the six. Lingering around the tubs for too long, I had a knack for getting in the way and nearly collided with one of the (cuter) caretakers, who was focused on readying the green sea turtles to be torpedoed out into the wet, wild blue yonder. Someone handed him one of the 30-pound creatures, but he refused it saying, “No, that’s MA. Where’s MF?â€? He then reached into one of the tubs and pulled out a turtle that looked exactly like the other, saying, “There’s my boy!â€? “Why’s he your boy?â€? I asked, clearly annoying him. As MF apped his powerful ďŹ ns and the caretaker exed to maintain his grip, he replied, “Well, he’s got a bit of a personality, as you can see.â€? After oli and other rituals by kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr., the turtles were one by one carried into the water, and they ew furiously out of view into the deep. Everyone cheered and the sea’s temperament seemed to respond too, as it was astoundingly malia for the whole morning, until we hit a stiff headwind at the very end of our voyage.

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y second ocean expedition needs little explanation beyond its title: “Gay Surf Sunday.â€? Friend of the paper and MauiTime blogger Julie “Cocoâ€? Yoneyama (@JulieYakaCoco, cocosays. com) had invited me to surf at Launiupoko with her and her crew of mahu dudes. Needless to say, it was an invitation I couldn’t pass up, as I neither surf nor am gay. Nervous as I was, a bunch of down-to-earth gay guys and Julie turned out to be quite possibly the most supportive surf instructors on the planet, and I managed to not fall (because I didn’t ever quite stand up). Sadly, the lesson ended early when a shark was spotted, and I bee-lined to shore faster than Phelps. At the end of my week, though sunburned and sore, I was happy. More than anything, it made me wonder why I’d shied away from the water for so long. Nobody died from looking at me and if I made a fool of myself, I’ve so-far survived the shame. And it felt good to stretch my wings. â–

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Don’t let loyalty cloud the truth. If someone you loved did something wrong, of course it’s perfectly acceptable for you to defend them, anyway—some might even call it admirable. However, just be clear about precisely what you’re doing, and why you’re doing it. If loyalty trumps morality, so be it, but don’t let it distort reality. Convincing yourself that they didn’t do the bad thing or that it wasn’t so awful, just so that you can be on their side—that would be sort of delusional. It’s okay to love and protect someone despite the fact that they were wrong. Own that.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Like anything else, technology like Facebook and cellphones can be used to either bring yourself closer to other people or to alienate yourself from them. It all depends on how you use them, and with what intentions. I’ve seen people be slaves to their phones; they wouldn’t dream of letting them go unanswered, even if it meant interrupting a social event they were already partaking in. I believe that when you let tools shape how you live your life, you’re making a mistake. Instead, form a vision of what your life and interactions should look like, and then figure out how to make the tools available to you help bring that about.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Well-meaning parents often drive their children directly towards whatever it is they want them to steer clear of. By being a source of confusing anger and stern reprimands, they make the forbidden ever so much more comforting and desirable, whether it’s a “bad” boy/girlfriend, cigarettes, or booze. There’s a way to be compassionate, and to, ultimately, create much more desirable alternatives. When considering how to guide someone you love through a difficult situation, remember the above example. Negativity or anger are more likely to exacerbate than help. Can you see how being a loving, compassionate presence, one that allows for and creates the possibility of better choices, would make them more likely to actually pursue those options?

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Even though you get where they’re coming from, you may be in a position where you must tell someone that their demands are simply unreasonable or unrealistic. Given their state of mind, this won’t be easy, and should be approached with caution (beware of flying crockery!). However, allowing their delusions to continue by tacitly agreeing to them (and not actively disagreeing may be construed as exactly that) would be a grave mistake that would probably result in even more angst (and projectiles). Wear protective gear if necessary, but step up and provide the reality check they desperately need (and may not “want”).

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) How well-established and clear are your boundaries? I suspect that many of the problems you’re experiencing right now are caused by a lack of clearly-established and communicated limits. You’ll find that once you make it obvious what you expect, as well as what you will or won’t accept, most of the people concerned will do their best to honor your wishes. You may also discover that the rare occasions when they do cross a line are both more forgivable and more correctable. Stop blaming other people for intruding on your comfort zone, when you haven’t really made the effort to let them know just where that is.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Here’s the problem: Every time you’ve gotten hurt, it’s made you more reluctant to trust and be vulnerable. While that’s understandable, it’s hardly healthy or likely to lead to greater happiness. This week, you must begin to focus on a new direction. Instead of allowing your past experiences to progressively narrow and limit your world and shrink your horizons, let them instruct you. Here’s a revolutionary concept: Everything you’ve been through should make you quicker to trust, not slower, because after all you’ve experienced you should have a better idea who’s worthy of it—and who’s not.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) When you look in the mirror, I’m sure what you see there isn’t perfect (and if you think it is, get a second opinion from someone who’ll be honest with you). Some days you’ll like what you see there better than others. However, this week I want you to focus on ensuring that the person reflected back is someone you generally like more with every passing day, not less. You probably have a few ideas on how to do that, but I want you to brainstorm more. By the end of the week, you should have dozens. And by the end of the month, you should have plans in place on how to implement most of them.

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