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•The Hatmaker

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR STILL BELIEVES IN JUSTICE I can’t leave you my name or number but I am a liquor licensee. And I don’t know about you, but what I read about the liquor board bullshit that went on, I sure would like to see you do an in-depth investigation into that because this is absolute bullshit (“Risk to the Community,” Nov. 11). I mean, whoever heard of 20-something strikes being consolidated into one? I mean, you know, a $50,000 fine for the Hyatt [Regency Maui] is peanuts—it’s just crap. This is a political bullshit sham, you know. Justice certainly wasn’t served.

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Just calling about your Maui Time Weekly—the story of the Wailuku prostitute (“Working Guy,” Nov. 4, 2004). I just wonder if you guys have anything better to—any other subject matter that’s more important for Maui in general. Just something a little bit, maybe a little bit better class or higher class than that? This goes out to people all over the world that come to this island, and I think it’s kind of tacky.

So, maybe we can change whoever’s doing your photography or your stories. Maybe we should send in some good stories to you.

Huh? Good idea? I think I’ll do that. Aloha.

-Anonymous woman, via voicemail The Editor responds: Change whoever’s in charge of our photography? You mean Rudi? Oh man, he wouldn’t like that.

You see, Rudi’s a bit of a, well, I guess you could say loose cannon. Great guy, really— bought me breakfast once—but every now and then he just sorta snaps. Like that time he came into the office and found someone had—Oh, hey Rudi. How’s it going, brother? Have you been hovering behind me with that cleaver for a while? Um, cool.

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tively commemorate this Veteran’s Day recalling my four active years with the USMC (1967-71), that I regard my unexplained, unpunished AWOL Commander-in-Chief admonish his troops who are no doubt currently learning two new additions to the American lexicon: 1) stop loss, and 2) backdoor draft (Coconut Wireless, Nov. 11). A maple leaf never looked more inviting.

-Jeff Bigler, Wailuku Confidential to the guy who called complaining about the use of the “F Word” in our Nov. 4, 2004 cover story “Working Guy,” which profiled a transsexual prostitute in Wailuku: Our job as a newspaper is to report the news—not sugar-coat Maui for the benefit of visitor-based commerce, not ignore compelling, factual stories because they are unpleasant and certainly not raise your children. If you’re a conscientious parent who’s been raising your children well, then they should have no problem if they happen to come across the word “fuck” in a movie, on television, from other kids at school, from other teachers at school or, yes, in a newspaper. If you’ve raised them properly, they will know that they shouldn’t use that word just because they’ve seen it in a newspaper. Fuckin’ A, Bubba.

Maui Time welcomes letters commenting on our coverage, but only if they’re complimentary. If you still wish to complain about something, please have the decency to use plenty of bad punctuation and grammar—that makes it easier for us to make fun of you when we respond. Send your letters to the editor via e-mail (letters@mauitime.com), regular mail (Letters to the Editor, Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A-7278, Lahaina, HI 96761) or fax (808-661-0446). All correspondence must include your full name, hometown and phone number.

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My wallet came out of my pocket while I was at the breakwater stone beach across from Keopuolani Park a few weekends ago. I’m a working musician and had just gotten paid $350 in cash for my last two weeks. I had not gotten to the bank yet. That money was for food and bills. Whoever picked it up took the money and threw away (or hasn’t yet tried to use) the credit cards, license and ATM card. This person is almost certainly an island resident because tourists don’t generally go to that beach. I just want to say thanks for making my life impossible. Haven’t you ever lost anything valuable? My number was on the business card and my PO Box was listed on the license. It would have been simple for you to have sent it all back to me. The money was one thing, but why did you have to screw up my life?

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Cruising Along

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Will Hawaii ever regain control over its waters?

The Maxim Gorkiy is a 25,000-ton ocean liner built in Germany in 1969.

Today a Russian ship flying a Bahamian flag, she was originally christened the Hamburg when she sailed for a German cruise firm. Her 788 passengers and 339 crewmembers make for a relatively small ship, considering some vessels carry 3,000-5,000 passengers. On March 20 of this year, she dropped anchor in Lahaina.

The day before, while still in port on Oahu, Center for Disease Control (CDC) officials went aboard and conducted a routine, unannounced inspection.

According to the CDC, such inspections seek to “achieve a level of sanitation that will minimize the potential for gastrointestinal disease outbreaks on these ships.”

The CDC inspection report shows 18 “violations” throughout the ship, including incomplete medical logs in the ship’s dispensary; multiple problems with the potable water system, testing procedures and tanks; improperly stored food; improperly cleaned and maintained cooking utensils and surfaces; poor cookware sanitization procedures in the main and crew galleys and broken ventilation systems in the main galley.

Out of a possible 100 inspection points, the Gorkiy scored 87—just enough to attain a “satisfactory” rating from the CDC. Yet even if the ship had received an “unsatisfactory” score—85 or lower—there wasn’t much the CDC could do, it says, beyond demanding a “reinspection within a reasonable time frame depending upon ship schedules and receipt of a ‘Statement of Corrective Action’ from the ship’s management.”

Few, if any, government agencies around the world will bring the hammer down on cruise lines. In the main, they operate completely independent of “recommendations,” “voluntary requirements” and “memoranda of understanding” in the incredibly anarchical world known as The Ocean.

Thar she blows In Hawaii, much of the cruise line’s neartotal supremacy over environmental and labor laws stems from the state’s 2002 Memorandum of Understanding (MOU). The MOU lays out specific sewage and wastewater discharge requirements, certainly, but includes no sanctions. Instead, they “require” something called “voluntary compliance and reporting.” It’s a simple concept, really, sometimes called “the honor system.”

Say a cruise ship makes a mistake and dumps plastic in Hawaiian waters—a big problem for our reefs and sea life. It must tell the state that it did so. In a clumsy attempt to prove the MOU works, a “Frequently Asked Questions” sheet handed out by Mayor Alan Arakawa’s Cruise Ship Task Force mentions that “a dozen violations in or around Hawaiian waters were selfreported during the first year of the MOU.” Self-reported. In fact, the state has no idea how many “violations” occurred that weren’t reported. Amazingly enough, even if the ship does dump the plastic and cops to it, nothing really happens. What’s the state going to do— drive the ships from our waters?

The problem is only going to get worse.

According to the Cruise Ship Task Force, the number of cruise ship passengers in Lahaina waters alone quadrupled in the last six years— 34,000 in 1998, 125,000 projected by the end of this year. The numbers for Kahului Harbor are smaller, but not by much: 52,000 in 1998 compared with 122,000 this year. Soon, the

numbers will be greater than the island population itself.

That means actual ship visits to Maui will increase dramatically. In fact, the Task Force projects that 159 ships will stop at Maui this year, but 187 in 2005.

The 17-member Task Force, which has met twice in the last two weeks, split dozens of interested residents into roundtable groups, brought all sorts of community representatives and officials together and projected many, many Powerpoint Presentations. They expect to finish their recommendations to Arakawa sometime early next year.

But the cold reality is that absolutely nothing will change concerning cruise ships in Hawaiian waters until the state legislature gets rid of that damn MOU. Once done, the state could finally pass some actual requirements that mandate stiff punishments on cruise lines if they dump when they ought not to dump.

California and Alaska are already part-way there. Add Hawaii to the mix, and who knows? Maybe the CDC will start forcing ships like the Gorkiy to have clean galleys.

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Sometime in the next couple of weeks or months, Aloha Discount Liquor in Kihei will have to close for seven straight days.

According to owner Jonathan Krickler, locking the doors will cost him $3,000 a day— $21,000 by the time the week’s up.

This—plus a suspended $1,000 fine—is what your Liquor Control Adjudication Board recently ruled Krickler must pay for getting convicted of a third strike for selling alcohol to a minor.

Krickler’s store wasn’t even nabbed in one of the LC’s minor decoy stings, but in what Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Angela Hedge called “routine surveillance.” At 10 p.m. on June 4, 2004, two LC investigators— including Gene Silva, son of LC Director Franklyn Silva—were apparently just hanging outside the liquor store, when a “young looking” man named William Joseph Joy Leppert walked in.

When Leppert walked out carrying two 12-packs of Aspen Edge, the LC agents approached and asked for his ID. The LC says Leppert then reached into his wallet, pushed a Hawaii state ID out of the way and handed over a Pennsylvania license. The LC investigators, who noticed Leppert shove the Hawaii ID aside, then asked to see that card, which clearly showed he was underage.

“A look of despair came over the young male’s face,” Hedge poetically told the Adjudication Board during its Nov. 9 hearing.

In his defense, Krickler showed the Board a clip of his video surveillance camera tape that apparently showed his cashier reading over the Pennsylvania ID Leppert handed over, challenging him with questions about his alleged birthday, height, etc. When Leppert successfully answered all the questions, the cashier rang up the sale.

Krickler described his cashier’s actions as “a good faith effort.” He said two Maui Police Officers told him that the guy in the Pennsylvania ID Leppert used to buy the Aspen Edge really looked like him. Krickler then explained that his previous convictions have motivated him to really train his employees, ban anyone under 21 from the store after 8 p.m., demand a credit card along with ID from anyone who looks under 30, put a height stick by the register and write a list of people banned from buying booze that’s “longer than my arm.”

The LC could have suspended Krickler’s license for 30 days, so I guess all that helped. MTW

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Ho hum, let’s thumb through today’s paper... U.S. troops and Iraqi insurgents are continuing to wage ferocious urban warfare in Falluja, President, Commander-in-Chief and Junior G-Man #63825 George W. Bush announced that White House Counsel Alberto Gonzalez—the legal dude who wrote all those memos a couple years back saying the U.S. could torture people and violate the Geneva Conventions—is his choice to be the new U.S. Attorney General, longtime Palestinian terrorist Yasser Arafat died and Makana the Cranky Monk Seal is squatting on Ho’okipa Beach like he owns the place. As you can see, it’s the end of the world.

THURSDAY, NOV. 11 Got another three emails today alleging Bush stole the Nov. 2 election from John Kerry.

“Investigate the vote,” one message demanded before citing in mind-numbing, footnoted detail instances of alleged “voting irregularities.” Another blasted “Bush’s ‘Incredible’ Vote Tallies.” These messages bring the total number of emails of this type I’ve received in the last week and a half to 1,482,367, and, frankly, I’m getting a little bit tired of them.

There was the not-very humorous humor piece “How I stole your election by George W. Bush.” “Black Box Voting at Work” came soon after. The list went on: “Kerry to Unconcede [sic] if There is Evidence of Fraud,” “Hacking the Vote,” “PTA Scholarships Available.” People, it’s gotta stop! Look, I know how you feel: How could a dumb hick like Dubya who can’t even talk or consume a pretzel correctly blow away the elegant, wise Senator Kerry? But seriously, you’ve got to give this up. Bush got a second term in office because more or less 60 million Americans think he’s doing a peachy job cutting the taxes and killing the evildoers. Hell, as Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative reporter Seymour Hersh pointed out a couple weeks ago, that’s pretty much the same number of citizens who believe God created the Earth in six days and evolution is just an “atheistic” theory…

Today being Veteran’s Day and all, it’s only fair that an aide to Senator Daniel Inouye called 34-year-old Kauai resident and Gulf War I vet David M. Miyasato to tell him his orders to return to the U.S. Army long after his obligation was honorably completed were

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

the result of an “internal computer discrepancy.”

Too bad the other few thousand guys caught in the Pentagon’s “back door draft” aren’t so fortunate.

FRIDAY, NOV. 12 This afternoon some sort of accident knocked out all the cable TV for Maui’s West Side, filling area living rooms with static and bars with no customers. Residents reacted calmly and simply did other things like going for a swim or riding a bike.

This period of calm lasted approximately two minutes. Then riots broke out, plunging the already volatile region into chaos. Panic subsided when someone noticed Jim Kartes’ Paradise Television Network was miraculously still on the air. But riots resumed 15 seconds later when residents remembered that they hated the Paradise Television Network. The unrest lasted well into the evening, when Oceanic Time Warner Cable engineers finally restored service.

The West Side briefly rejoiced, then remembered that there’s never anything on Friday night.

COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

SATURDAY, NOV. 13 The lead story in today’s Maui News is on the eight-percent pay hike Mayor Alan Arakawa and county department heads are getting. For Arakawa, that translates into a new shiny $103,680 salary, which replaces his old, dull $96,000 a year salary. At last, the mayor’s making more than the police chief! As for the department directors, they’ll be making on average an extra five to six Gs each year now. For example, Liquor Control Director Franklyn Silva will now make $83,160 instead of $77,000; Water Director George Tengan will pull in $89,640, up from $83,000; and Managing Director Keith Regan will get an extra $7,200 added to his paltry $90,000 salary. I mean, it’s all fair, right? These guys are doing a good job, right? As long as they’re doing a good job and don’t have any screw-ups, I don’t see any problem with them getting raises…

Just gonna take a sec to check my email… “Ballot Tampering in the 21st Century”—I said no more!

SUNDAY, NOV. 14 The Honolulu engineering firm Ernest K. Hirata and Associates got more bad pub in the paper today after the state Campaign Spending Commission voted to approve the $127,500 fine against the company for allegedly making $100,000 in illegal contributions to politicians since 1996. Among those who accepted money from Hirata and Associates was our own current Maui County Democratic Party chairman James “Kimo” Apana. Not that there was anything

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“OKAY, THIS IS WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO. WE’RE GOING TO MOVE HERE AND GET ONE OF THOSE STARTER HOMES. WE’LL GET A STARTER HOME

BY THE BEACH. WE’LL KNOCK OUT A FEW WALLS—IT’LL BE EASY. THEN WE’LL GET DEREK TO COME OUT. THEN I’M IN FOR $25,000, DEREK’S IN FOR $25,000... WE CAN DO THIS.” -Two guys talking outside the Hula Grill, Nov. 1

illegal or unethical about Kimo’s cashing the firm’s check—I’m just saying.

MONDAY, NOV. 15 For the last three years, the county water department “substantially overstated” how much water they were producing, reported today’s Maui News. The story is based on a letter Water Director Tengan—recent beneficiary of a $6,640 a year raise—wrote on Oct. 25 to county council members. Apparently, our obviously underpaid water officials have made some slight math errors when estimating how much water the county has been sucking out of the Iao Aquifer—nothing major, just that the county has been drawing 1.4 million gallons a day more than it actually has. Last year, as you water fans will remember, the state took over control of the Iao because the county was taking water too fast.

So what does this sudden revelation mean? Will Maui County regain control over the Iao Aquifer? And what of the Waihee Aquifer nearby that the state’s looking at taking over— are we drawing too much of that? Council member Danny Mateo, told the News he “couldn’t believe” Tengan’s letter. Now was he shocked at such error, or elated at a potential opportunity to really open up land development?

TUESDAY, NOV. 16 According to the Honolulu Advertiser, Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge came over to Hawaii yesterday and said the War on Terrorism is “fought by every nation and every citizen that stands on the side of hope and liberty.” Isn’t it great how he can label brutally repressive nations like Saudi Arabia and Pakistan as standing for “hope and liberty?” Doesn’t it make you proud? MTW

NEWSOFTHEWEIRD THE SURFING RABBI California rabbi Nachum Shifren, 53, cuts a dashing figure on the beach at Malibu, where he is the legendary surfer “Shifty,” easily found on 20-foot waves by his long beard, according to a September profile in the San Diego Union-Tribune. In his spare time—he says he is ready to ride 24/6, allowing for the Sabbath—he has conducted “Passover surfaris” and beach bar mitzvahs.

His lectures on Deuteronomy include the observation that “surf punks” paddled out into the Red Sea during the Jews’ exodus from Egypt. “[T]he whole religious experience,” he told the reporter, “the outer body experience, is encompassed in the act of surfing.”

MOVIE ROLL The sheriff in Tucson, Ariz., warned the public in August of a gang of women who lure horny men via newspaper ads into believing that they can buy a starring role in an adult video, citing the recent case of a man who was enticed to send $1,100 to set up a video shoot, then $7,000 more, then $8,000 more, and then another $8,000. He quit only when he learned that the women had persuaded his parents to pay $20,000 more for their son’s “acting” career.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Police in Edwardsville, Ill., charged David Wroten, 20, with fraud in September after, they say, he took out membership in an online dating service by paying with a check drawn on the county jail, where he had been held earlier this year for theft. Wroten, like all inmates, had been issued a check for the

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cash he had on him when he was booked, and he allegedly copied the check form. Police were sure Wroten was their man because, naturally, he had posted a photograph of himself on the dating service site.

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE North Carolina State Sen. Sam Ellis’ bill to change a section of state law that actually gives an enormous right to rapists failed in committee this year, with the result that some rapists may inevitably go free. If a rape victim chooses to carry her baby, and then place it for adoption, state law requires that both parents agree to the adoption in writing, with no exception for babies conceived by rape. Thus, rapists might withhold their consent, thwarting the mother’s wishes, unless she agrees not to press charges for the rape.

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CREME DE LA WEIRD David Roy Truscott, 35, pleaded guilty in Cornwall, England, in September to three arsons and a burglary of a farmhouse near Redruth, but the burglary was less significant than what he did when he got onto the property. Police said Truscott had submerged himself in a manure pit in order to masturbate. (Also, containers of liquid sludge were found at his home.) At the crime scene, two items of Truscott’s were picked up, but of questionable usefulness given the severity of his alleged behavior: Tissues and rubber gloves.

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The Hatmaker But you’d probably call him a tramp But it goes a little deeper than that He’s a highway chile -Jimi Hendrix

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I’d seen the Hatmaker four times a week in Lahaina, sitting on the seawall, making his hats, but I ended up meeting him on Ma’alaea Road. He was walking casually alongside the heavy traffic, as he often is, strumming his guitar, wearing a handmade palm leafed hat. That’s his job— making hats.

“I learned from Loose Bruce,” he told me. “I asked him if he could teach me how to weave and he said to me, ‘Climb that tree,’ then we’ll talk about teaching you how to weave. Well, I did so, and he taught me how. Loose Bruce was dying.”

How? I asked.

“Ah, hell, he was in Vietnam—Agent Orange and all that,” the Hatmaker said.

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Time Noon The complainant was dining at Denny’s with her daughter when she found approximately 15 black bugs in her daughter’s cup of root beer.

She reported the incident to management, who offered a free drink replacement but no apology.

On May 25, 2004, a sanitarian from the Sanitation Branch informed “the person in charge” at Denny’s that a complaint had been filed. She said she wasn’t aware of any complaint. The general manager did know about the complaint, but said there were “only” three ants found in the root beer, which probably came from the soda nozzle. The nozzle was cleaned and there was no evidence of ants. The ice bin beneath the soda dispenser was inspected.

Some coffee grains were found on the ice, but no ants. A waitress was instructed to clean out the bin and the complaint was abated.

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“Plus he was a junkie. He taught me to weave as he was dying. He wanted me to carry on the tradition.”

The hats are the same ones you see all over Hawaii. They’re wide-brimmed Panama hats made of palm leaf.

“God blessed me with the ability to weave,” he said. “I don’t take no handouts. My mama taught me a man has to work, so that’s what I do. I never been to no Salvation Army or no welfare office.”

He said the last sentence with disgust.

“We are blessed here with a wonderful place where a man can make his own lunch, make his own house, make his own clothes,” he continued. “I might be a little unkempt, but I work for my money, just like a man should.

“I make my own living, makin’ these here hats,” he said, pointing to his head. “And I do jus’ fine. I know people who have worked two full time jobs, 80 hours a week and never been to the beach. It is so dehumanizing, to live that kinda life.”

As we talked, the Hatmaker took off his hat to talk to me, as if we were indoors. He said he was from the Midwest—Illinois, to be exact— and has that small town, ultrapolite demeanor.

Standing in front of me with his guitar, he looked a little like Jimmy Rodgers or Hank Williams. He has a remarkably smooth, quiet voice. Despite having been here for more than 20 years, he still speaks with an easygoing Midwestern accent. He is soft spoken and I had to strain to hear him.

“I don’t wanna push any religion,” he drawled. “I am here to spread the aloha. If I growl at everyone, everyone will growl back.

God loves us, we just hate each other.”

Why aren’t you in Lahaina?

“Ah, I need a break from Lahaina,” he said.

“Sometimes a man has jus’ gotta get away. I am gonna try to spend a week here, on the cliffs of Ma’alaea. I’m fixin’ to fast, pray, cleanse and purify. I stay right above the tunnel. That’s like my sanctuary, or monestary, if you will.”

His guitar had a square cut out of it, allowing him to store some of his belongings inside: Water, tissues, an issue of the Maui Bulletin and sheet music for the Jimi Hendrix song, “Highway Chile.”

“If you’re gonna learn the guitar, you might as well learn from the best,” he said.

Then the Hatmaker told me that he’d been in the paper before. In fact, he still carried a copy, which he showed me. It was a faded travel section of the Calgary Herald. The headline was “Tranquil Maui” and it included an idyllic photo of the Hatmaker and a faceless man playing chess. They were captured in a moment of silent struggle, contemplating their next chess move.

“I didn’t even know I was in the paper,” he said. “Oh yeah, my name is David Lewis and I have no address.” MTW

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Justice For None Can’t we all just stop torturing people?

To: U.S. Senators Daniel Akaka and Daniel Inouye From: Anthony Pignataro

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Re: Alberto Gonzalez—President Bush’s nominee for Attorney General Guys, I don’t know about you, but two weeks ago I did more than a little celebrating when U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft announced his resignation. “Why now?” I asked. “Why not four years ago?”

That euphoria lasted, oh, about a day.

Then I saw our fearless leader, George W. Bush, nominate White House Counsel Alberto Gonzalez to take Ashcroft’s place.

Now that’s just super. Ashcroft did a lot of stupid things as AG—cover the naked breast of that lady justice statue thing in the Justice building, instruct federal agencies to forget about the Freedom of Information Act, go wild over alleged “dirty bomb” conspiracies that may or may not have been figments of his paranoid imagination—but as far as I know, he never told federal agents that it was okay by him if they brutalized suspects and inmates.

No, that distinction lies with Gonzalez, which is why I’m writing you this open letter. Please, please, PLEASE—do whatever you can to make sure Gonzalez doesn’t become the nation’s next Attorney General. I know neither of you sits on the Senate Judiciary Committee that will eventually hold a hearing on Gonzalez, but you Senate Democrats have done a bangup job so far bottling up some of Bush’s more loony judicial nominees. All I’m saying is add Gonzalez’ name to the list.

Yes, Gonzalez would be the first Hispanic in charge of the Justice Department in our nation’s history. But he’d also be the first to say—at least in

public—that the U.S. didn’t have to follow international war crimes laws and could, in fact, torture prisoners as it saw fit.

As you know, a couple years ago he headed up the writing of two 50-page legal memos. They declared the Geneva Conventions—which outlawed torture, among other practices we used to think were “war crimes”—to be “obsolete” and “quaint.” And the memos declared that the U.S. didn’t have to follow them anymore. The implication was that we could do what we liked to whom we liked, simply because we had the power to do so.

Far more damaging—and dangerous to U.S. forces overseas—Gonzalez’ memos rubber-stamped the torturing of prisoners. Of course, they didn’t use the word “torture”— that’s so, well, fascist—choosing instead to refer to the Orwellian “coercive interrogation.” As writer and former U.S. Army officer Philip Carter has pointed out in the Washington Monthly and Slate, Gonzalez’ legal dissembling had the effect of “essentially defining [torture] out of existence.”

“A defendant is guilty of torture only if he acts with the express purpose of inflicting severe pain or suffering on a person within his custody or physical control,” was how Gonzalez rationalized this view to President Bush.

In other words, unless U.S. soldiers had the intent of physically harming a prisoner during interrogation, there was no possibility of the soldier being guilty of torture, even if the prisoner ended up badly injured or dead during the questioning. “It was an accident, sir,” was all the interrogator had to say.

Because of Bush’s long relationship to Gonzalez—as counsel to Texas Governor Bush, Gonzalez used to write all the memos on impending executions—the president didn’t think twice before adopting his counsel’s rhetoric and thoughts. Such as Gonzalez’ recommendation that the U.S. hold any Al Qaida or Taliban prisoners we caught in Afghanistan way over in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Never thought I’d miss John Ashcroft His thinking was that the prisoners would be out of reach of U.S. courts, making it virtually impossible for them to allege human rights violations. He was wrong, as the Supreme Court recently ruled in Rasul v. Bush.

With such thinking at the highest levels of U.S policy-making, was it any real surprise that American guards at Abu Ghraib Prison in Iraq went so wild with their prisoners? In fact, Army investigators are currently looking into allegations that some prisoners were

beaten to death.

Junking international law? Repeatedly submerging prisoners in water to extract information? Beating prisoners to death?

Does this sound like America to you guys? It sure doesn’t to me.

So what do you say? Are you with me? It only takes one of you to filibuster. Or are you and the rest of the Democrats going to roll over while Bush promotes people who promote policies that less than a generation ago we all would have denounced as fascism? MTW

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Hidden Treasures Visiting Maui’s general store past They’ve got a baseball hat A paniolo hat Sunburn creams And the latest magazines Muu muus, mangos and ukuleles, too And even hamburger for a malahini like you So goes Paul Weston’s “Hasegawa General Store.” The song has since been immortalized in countless localized versions, making Hasegawa’s perhaps the best-known general store on Maui. That’s not a bad accomplishment, considering the island is dotted with old, quaint general stores.

Because of its Hana location, Hasegawa’s gets a lot of visitors.

Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears have been seen there, as have other movie stars, comedians and politicians.

“My great grandfathers Shoichi and Saburo started this store, back in 1910,” Neil Hasagawa, the current owner and caretaker, told me. “Exactly where the Hasagawa Gas Station is now. But we have only been in this location, which used to be the old Hana Theatre, for about 14 years or so. See, back in 1990, the store caught fire. What a disaster, we had almost lost everything. We kept our entire staff, with benefits and used the labor to open this place here. We are a lot like a family here.

“We do a little bit of everything. We are the UPS distributor, the packages come, we pick them up and call around. We can cash checks, so we’re kind of like the only bank and we have the only ATM so, if you have an out-of-town bank, you can access funds.”

Neil Hasegawa has one son, two-year old Braydon. Will he be the fourth generation Hasegawa to run the store?

“I don’t know,” shrugged Neil. “You have to let people, you know, make their own decision. I mean, it would be nice… Maybe he would take it over. He already knows the ice cream section.”

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On the other side of Haleakala, Florence Ching has worked at Chings in Kula since the Eisenhower Administration.

“My husband Harley’s—H-A-R-L-E-Y, make sure you spell it right, dear—parents opened this store in the late 1930s,” she said. “I started working here, gosh, in the early 1950s… 1953, I think. Yes, 1953. Write that down, dear.”

Chings is a tiny box-like store with high ceilings and giant opening, not really a door, but rather a large section cut out of the wall.

“I think it was designed to be a garage,” Ching said, looking around. “When Harley retired, he was the maintenance supervisor at Kula hospital, you see. We bought the store. That was back in the ‘80s I believe.”

Mrs. Ching has a television set, on which she usually watches soap operas and Oprah. “But today I am watching the playoffs,” she said. “I love baseball.”

Her son works at Longs drugs and lives in the area, but the future is uncertain for Chings.

“Big stores coming. Can’t compete,” she nearly sang. Then she grew serious. “The future is uncertain.”

Once the center of local commerce, Mom and Pop stores now have to be creative or face extinction.

Once I visited the Morihara Store in Kula. A big group of Adopt-A-Highway volunteers had taken over. “We want hot dogs,” they said. “We want root beer.”

“You see this,” said owner Hans Lopes. “This happens all the time, you know. We are famous for these hot dogs.”

I watched as the volunteers scarfed down the dogs, then headed off, looking like a chain gang of youthful felons in orange shirts.

“Our store is a family-owned store,” said Lopes. “You know what that means? Taking care of our customers. Look, we can’t compete with the big guys—I mean, that’s obvious. So we do it in different ways. It takes creativity to be successful these days.

You have to have creativity to roll with the punches. The loyalty from the community is essential and we do pretty much everything we can to do them right.

Mmmm... Candy “Like I told you, we continually try to come up with innovative ways to serve our community,” he continued. “Look, we are a small country store and historically, small county stores were more than stores, they were pillars of the community, so to speak. We try to keep that spirit by networking with local artists, have them display their work here so they can succeed, too. We always knew we had to be more than a grocery store if we are going to succeed. We try as best we can to keep that old country look, but innovate with new technology.

“Losing this [place] would be heartbreaking. People who are now parents, grandparents, are bringing their kids here. We are a part of them and they are a part of us. The Mom and Pop store is our history, but it doesn’t have to be our past. I believe that we can smoothly ride into the future without losing our old time values.

“We are not here to make money, I mean, we want to make money, but that’s not our bottom line. It’s a heartfelt business, we entice with memory, memory of old time Hawaii. People want to be treated with respect, when they go to the big guys,

Linda Doman and Wendy

they are caught up in the growth of it all, they, in some way, stop being a person and just become a customer. Well, for us we want to keep some tradition here, because we are losing our traditions. We don’t want to make a quick buck. We want to do the right thing.”

In the 1920s, Nick Soon was the renaissance man of southeast Maui. A portrait photographer, he came from one of the original entrepreneurial families of Maui. He and his brothers owned a small empire of general stores stretching from Kaupo to Ke’anae. The Soons sold everything—hats, pants, radios, ice cream, staples, kerosene.

He built a Model T ford and taught himself how to drive. He was the postmaster, delivering mail on horseback. Soon read literature and taught himself English by candlelight. He fixed clocks and radios and built his own home, which still stands, just where it’s always been, behind the Kaupo Store.

Many decades later, Linda Doman met her husband Manny in Waikiki, in her “young and crazy days.” In 1976, after a whirlwind romance, the couple ventured to Maui and immediately fell in love with the rugged isolation of Kaupo. She and her husband hiked the valley trails and swam in the crowd-less ocean.

By 1980, they were fully moved in.

“We met Alfred Soon, Nick Soon’s son, who at the time was operating the Kaupo Store and there was an instant connection,” she told me during one recent visit. “It was very powerful and special.”

Over the years, Linda Doman and Alfred Soon nurtured this platonic relationship on the porch of the Kaupo store. There, they would talk late into the night. In Alfred Soon she found a loyal friend—in her he found the companionship he had been lacking in such a remote outpost.

“I began kind of working here and there, odd hours in the early ‘80s,” she recalled. “As time went on, I started taking on more and more hours. In 1984, I pretty much took over the store. I raised my children here, taught them how to read right here on this porch.”

I followed her inside the store.

“This room, here, this is where they slept when they were babies,” she said. “I had a crib here and…” her voice trailed off.

I looked over the photos that covered the walls. One showed her daughter Leanani as a toddler. In the photo there was a bumper sticker on the wall: “Keep Hana Hawaiiian: No Golf Course.” Decades later, that bumper sticker is now gone, replaced with one warning “Kahului Runaway: It’s Long Enough!”

“When I took this place over, there were all these boxes stacked up to the ceiling!” she said. “It looked like Napa Auto

Parts in here. Nick Soon used to do all this stuff. He was like this… genius guy, you know what I mean? He fixed old watches, television sets, radios, you name it. He was really special.”

Off to the side, there was a series of boxes stacked haphazardly atop one another:

Store expenses: 1946-1948 Charge Slips: 9/1/1925-8/1/1928.

‘Yeah,” Linda said, noticing me noticing the old boxes. “Those would be valuable to, I don’t know, a genealogist or something, historian. Those slips have peoples names on them, if there is,

you know, some question about lineage. If someone lived here at a certain time, those are a good guide.

“Kaupo was once a thriving community,” she continued.

“Today it has maybe 25 full-time residents. The Hawaiian village system has changed. People don’t want the hardship of living way out here anymore, no jobs… People get a taste of city life and it’s hard to go back. A lot of this community went to fight in World War II and ended up getting married to people from the mainland. After the roads were built, everyone kind of just faded away, at least the younger generation—got jobs, mates in the city.

“Leanani!” Linda suddenly shouted to her daughter.

“What would you do if your boyfriend lived way out in Lahaina or Kula?

“I guess,” she turned back to me, “it depends on where your priorities lie. We like our lifestyle here, but there are sacrifices.

We have to generate all our own electricity. People won’t deliver to us. The beer guy just started coming to deliver beer to our store. We have to go all the way out to Wailuku to get ice cream and rush it out here before it melts.”

Sitting in front of the Kaupo store, in between the throngs of tour vans, feels like sitting in a small colonial outpost, with creaky wood, cats, dogs and Leanani staring at me through the screen door. I looked over the shelves on the walls—old issues of National Geographic, antique telephones, bottles, boxes of shoe polish, magnificent ancient cameras, transistor radios, antique phonographs.

“All this stuff was stuff that was sold here,” said Linda. “It’s not for sale, there isn’t anything anyone could offer me to give up this stuff.”

In 1994, the Maui Arts and Cultural Center held an exhibit called This Living Water. It was to be a historical presentation of Hawaiian culture. Before the scheduled concert, the featured slack key guitarists wanted to take a tour of the island. When they stopped in Kaupo, they insisted on a jam session on the bench of the Kaupo porch.

“They grew up hearing about this porch,” Linda told me. “It was this legend, all the old timers, back in the ‘30s and ‘40s used to play on this porch late into the night. The artists wanted to use the bench in the concert.

“This bench,” Linda said, patting the wood, “is historical!”

I ask her about the future.

“Just keep on keeping on, trying to be more than just a general store,” she said. “I want to make people aware of the historical importance of our store, maybe make a little exhibit, with Nick Soon’s photos of old time Maui. My son Mano and his partner Wendy are planning to open a Café next door. Maybe Kaupo needs an internet café…” MTW

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Clemen, dressed in an all-white authentic Like the “must-try” grilled rib eye steak with Japanese uniform, is calmly slicing away grilled miso garlic prawns. A server passed by at the fish. He’s smirking at my exprescarrying this savory dish. I almost ordered it, sions of confusion, anticipation and, well, but then decided to wait for the next time my slight disgust. To be honest, I’ve never boyfriend’s parents come to town. really been a “raw foods” girl.

Past years living in New York City spoiled me Because I’m three Sapporos and a botwhen it came to finding a tiny, quant sushi spot tle of warm sake deep, I confidently tell with the perfect lighting, ambience and a tasty Clemen to “Make me up something tasty menu. It seemed that they were on every corner and different.” He shows me a tiny quail of every block. But here egg. I nod in on Maui, there is really approval, not no need to search any quite realizing further than Sansei. what I’ve done.

1881 S. Kihei Rd.,Suite KT116,Kihei,879-0004; Sansei is not the I throw back a 115 Bay Dr., #115, Kapalua, 669-6286. $$. usual sushi joint with shot of sake, then bland lighting and a find that I’m now stringent dining set-up. There’s a more disco staring at what appears to be a mound of club feel to it, with a karaoke stage in the corraw yellowtail tuna topped with a wet, ner for the uninhibited. drippy egg yoke. Clemen calls it the I experienced that feature when I was savor“Sunset Flower Sushi.” ing the last few bites of Sansei’s decedent Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday Macadamia nut tempura fried ice cream. A night, crowds gather outside the Kihei young male who claimed to be the cousin of restaurant for their too-good-to-be-true American Idol-reject William Hung “sang” a “50-percent off the menu” deal. The rendition of “She Bangs.” menu offers innovative items like Asian But the diners didn’t seem to mind. Sansei’s rock shrimp cake or my personal favorite, mesmerizing flavors, dimly lit, late-night scene the panko-crusted fresh ahi sashimi. The and, of course, the karaoke, is why lines will crispy fried panko crust is the perfect forever form outside the renowned seafood compliment to the warm, tender taste of and sushi restaurant. MTW the ahi. I also opted for Sansei’s original

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Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$

CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877–9001. $

International House of Pancakes - (IHOP)- Open for breakfast, specialty pancakes, sandwiches, along with lunch and dinner entrees. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers with veggie styles and all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263. $

Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Koho Grill & Bar - Comfort food in a casual setting.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner Open daily at 7 a.m.

Queen Kaahumanu Center, 877-5588. $

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026. $

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. Sushi platters available. 52 Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $

Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Café Marc Aurel - Offers an elegantly casual menu, including gourmet cheeses, dolmas, Tzaiki and an extensive wine list. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055. $ Curry in a Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-3328. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. Omelettes, burgers, salads. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877–7461. $$ Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria.

Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - Oasis of cozy European and fresh island fish cuisine in the midst of the industrial zone. Lunch, dinner, catering. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Try their homemade Tiramisu! 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $

Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner, with burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods, deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with daily specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877-4486. $$

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui, conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to “take five.” 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS. $

Sub Paradise - Maui’s famous subs since 1990.

Coffee, an extensstive list of breakfast bagels, sub Sandwiches, and salads. Open M-F 7 - p.m Sat 7-5pm, Sun 7-4pm 395 E. Dairy Rd, 877-8779.

Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade cornbeef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. Happy Valley, Wailuku, 244-3404. $

BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, pastas or Italian specialties created with love and a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free on Monday and Saturday! Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S Kihei Rd., 875–0188. $$ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 2448844. $$

Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke, open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku 249-0052. $

Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the kitchen sink burritos to quesadillas a la carte.

Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707. $

Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunch with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable take-out seafood, chicken, ribs—all fried deep tempura style or grilled. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Sandalwood Golf Course Restaurant - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220. $$

Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Also offer catering. 1900 Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

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Sam Sushi - Located inside Wow-Wee Cafe with over 20 years of experience in the food industry.

Catering and party trays available. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 873-6400. $

Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market Street, Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and island spices. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Dish - The concept is simple. Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entrees, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen. Sessions available Wed-Sat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 8771414. $$

and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Krispy Kreme - This corporation is known all over the world for its tasty glazed doughnuts. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 8931628. $

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Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111.$$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$ Cafe Del Sol - Open for breakfast and lunch. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special.

3620 Baldwin Ave, Makowa 572-4877. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food.

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2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600.

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 8799952. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-woodburning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim seafood. Breakfast, lunch, pupus and dinner. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi, open 5 p.m.-12 a.m.

100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too!

Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views.

Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$

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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a -Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a huge bar and open-air deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$ Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies, shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$ Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $

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Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawaii regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, Pork, or Seafood, and veggies.

Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly.

1280 S. Kihei Rd. #120, 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874–6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including 1/2 lb burgers and deli sandwhiches with 24 T.V.’s, and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd, 879-0602. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S. Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

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Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific Cusine with a blend of Louisiana Cajin, and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 874-8385. $$ K

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

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Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream.

Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go!

90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha’Aina - Ocean front dinning Featuring a delicious chili pork burrito and a large variety of omelets. Island fish, chicken Katsu. Open for breakfast and Lunch only Tues - Sat 7a.m. - 2 p.m. Sun 7 a.m. -1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 573-9065. $$ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $

Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-

2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $

Seafood + Pasta = Fuhgeddaboudit!

Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798021. $

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Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard.

Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$

Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

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I’ve been on Maui 33 years now. A lot of my friends were here and they kept telling me to come over from Southern California. But I had three young kids and to make that kind of move is scary. It took me a year to get it together and do it. The first year I was here, everyday I said, “I wanna go home.” But after that year I woke up in the morning and realized I was home.

Since I started working at Charley’s 23 years ago, it’s become really well-known. People come from all over the United States saying, “My friend told me about Charley’s. I have to eat here.” We’ve gotten bigger—it’s way more consistent, busier.

Paia has changed along with it. There were two restaurants when I started here, Charley’s being one and the Easy Café being the other. Now there’s at least 12 and there’s talk of putting in a McDonald’s—which everyone is totally against it. I think it’s terrible. Maui is growing fast and has gotten so expensive. It’s over-the-top and for the people who’ve lived here a long time, it’s astounding.

I just went to Bali. It gives you a sense of being.

The people in Bali are so open-hearted and so loving and friendly. It takes you to that place in your mind and your heart and you come back and you want to be like that and you want to give that energy off and just be open and kind. It’s changed the way I do my job.

I always recommend Buttermilk Mac-Nut Pancakes and Cajun Ono Benedict because I like them myself. What I don’t like in restaurants are cell phones—when you try and talk to people and take their order and they’re ignoring you. It drives me up the wall.

I’ve worked in many places before Charley’s.

Too many to name or even think about. What made me stay at Charley’s was the camaraderie. We’ve got each other’s back. Everybody seems like family. We’re tight, we’re close and it’s just a good feeling. MTW

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Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and patries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and Gyro’s with a variety of teas. open 7 a.m.8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Road, Haiku Market Place.

575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies.

Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, fried deep tempura style or grilled.

Great food great prices. 844 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$

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Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Lahaina Town, with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$ Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. Lunch 11 a.m.2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

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Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more! Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, along with island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar.

Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi—great steamers! Open nightly with live entertainment. Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$ Feast at Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance

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Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All— Serve All. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old-Hawaiian styled coffeehouse with pastries, smoothies, salads and sandwiches. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$

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Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$

Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K

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Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table. 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $

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Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience.

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Island Tacos - The best soft shell tacos ever: Beef, fish, pork or chicken, with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese, onions and jalapenos. Open lunch and late night. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $

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Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

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Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:3011:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6675555. $$

Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Speciality sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro.” Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $

Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish.

Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288. $$$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining.

Now featuring reasonalby priced tapas-Hawiian Style menu.for supper and late night dining. 6:30 am10pm.The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Mala - Oceanfront dining, organic whole grains cusine including clams, lobster soup, chicken tikka, beet & goat cheese salad. 1307 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 6651822. $$

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 am - 10 pm. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizer, traditional and specialty Mexican food with full bar.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–4666. $

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with char-grilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands.

840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Lahaina (and Napili). $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat special and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758. $

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Pad Thai - Delicious Påd Thai, among many items.

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are private, the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$

Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; $

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3538. $$

Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef.

Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 pm 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 $$$

Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dinning restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30p.m.10p.m.4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Kahana 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaii`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches, and hamburgers along with a full bar.

Open 11:30 a.m. - 10 p.m. 927 Wainee St. Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables

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Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814. $ Tropica - Oceanfront dining on Ka’anapali Beach, features sizzling steaks, fresh fish, prepared in variety of styles, and specialty entress, appetizers, and deserts.

5:30-9:30pm. Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York Style Pizza, Calzones, and Hot & Cold Heros. Open 7 Days. Delivery 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. 840 Wainee St. Lahaina Square, Lahaina. 661-6773.$

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Maui Music Fest Friday, 5:30 at the A&B Amphitheater, MACC [MUSIC] Everybody loves Willie Nelson. He’s probably why this annual benefit concert has become so popular. Every year, Willie and his band the Planetary Bandits headline the event, which this year also features Rickie Lee Jones, Rob Wasserman, Jay Collins, Pat Simmons, Amy Hanaialii and Eric Gilliom, Marty Dread, Noise Boys with Vince Esquire, Gail Swanson and more.

We love Willie—not just for his 30 years of award-winning, country/blues/folk/rock music, but because he is an American legend with a heart of gold. A simple man, who jokingly refers to school as the place where he “majored in dominoes.” Plus, he’s gonna play Uncle Jesse in that new Dukes of Hazzard movie coming out next year so you know, that’s cool...

The 4th Annual Maui Music Fest is a benefit concert for the Montessori school of Maui tuition assistance program. Gates open at 5 p.m. Tickets are $50, $40 and half-price for kids.

Call the box office at 242-7469. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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Barefoot in the Park

Khrinj, Anesthesia Friday, 10 p.m. at the SandBar [MUSIC] Have you seen that new reality show on MTV with those heavy metal kids being tortured by the Osbournes, as they compete for their chance to play in OzzFest? The show is kinda cool ‘cause it brings back that crazy, “I’ll do whatever it takes” music industry ambition amidst the “I’ll do whatever” tour debauchery that was such a cornerstone of rock ‘n roll, albeit in this disturbingly accessible trend of reality TV, but whatever. Anyway, I think any one of the guys from these two Maui metal bands could kick the crap out of all of the contestants on that show. And they play some damn good music, too. Silly MTV—they just don’t know.

Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 5 p.m. at Iao Theater

Harvest Festival

[STAGE] Maui OnStage kicks off their season with this play by Neil Simon about a newlywed couple experiencing the joys of post-honeymoon reality.

Tickets are $18; call the MOS box office at 2426969.

Saturday, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. at Kula Elementary School [FUNDRAISER] The 17th Annual Harvest Festival is not only a chance for you to stock up on fresh produce and flowers for Thanksgiving, enjoy live entertainment, games, a silent auction and fun for the entire family but it’s also a benefit for educational art, drama, creative movement and other programs for Kula students. Admission is free. Open to the public. For information, call 876-7610.

Aloha Keiki Festival Saturday, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at Kamali’i Elementary School, Kihei [FUNDRAISER] Because schools just don’t get the funding they need for our keiki, the good people at Kamali’i are putting together this benefit with live music by Willie K and friends, food from Roy’s, Sansei, Outback Steakhouse and other restaurants, as well as pony rides, bouncy castles, rock climbing, a silent auction and lots more stuff. The event is free, with all money going towards student programs and equipment. Call 357-9464 for info or directions.

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The Post Maui Music Fest Jam!

THE JAY COLLINS BAND (from NYC) with special guest ROB WASSERMAN Recording and touring bassist with Jerry Garcia – Neil Young – Aaron Neville – Elvis Costello – Rickie Lee Jones – VanMorrison – Brian Wilson and many more.

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Maui Invitational The games begin Monday, 9:30 a.m. at the Lahaina Civic Center [SPORTS] College basketball’s about to begin, and that means it’s time for the 21st Annual EA Sports Maui Invitational.

You know, college basketball—just as big as the NBA advertising-wise, but more honest, because the players don’t get spoiled with those outrageous salaries. In fact, they don’t get any salaries! Anyway, Day One has BYU playing Number Four-ranked Tar Heels of North Carolina; Stanford going after the Tennessee Volunteers; Number 14-ranked Louisville— coached by Rick Pitino—taking on the Iowa Hawkeyes; and Hawaii’s own Chaminade University playing Number 16ranked Texas. For ticket info, go to the Lahaina Civic Center box office or call 667-3865. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Sunday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater [MUSIC] Forget the Grammys and the accolades.

Forget the collaborations with big names like Lyle Lovett, Diana Krall, Dionne Warwick, the Cranberries, the Beatles and Peter Gabriel. Forget the 2001 “Sexiest Man Alive” title in People magazine. You know you’re a cult icon in the music biz when American Idol devotes an entire portion of the competition to singing nothing but your songs! Burt Bacharach is the legendary composer behind such pop hits as, “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head,” “Close to You” and “What’s New, Pussycat?” combining elements of jazz, Brazilian music, torch songs and rock for over six decades!

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Winslet) and her four young boys—Peter, The children’s role-playing games as pirates Jack, George and Michael. Finding and Cowboys & Indians becomes a clarion call Neverland, by director Marc Forster to action for Barrie to translate the theater in (Monster’s Ball), centers on J.M. Barrie’s his head with the one that breathes through enthusiastic artistic response to an enerthe eyes of Sylvia’s emotionally wounded chilgetic family of boys aggrieved by loss and dren. But Sylvia’s attractiveness is not lost on illness, and evokes the pure enchantment Barrie either, and his wife Mary’s dinner inviof Peter Pan as it was experienced more tation to the Davies family provides the author than a century ago. with an opportunity to compare Mary’s prigThe film opens in the darkened backgish company to that of the more gracious stage of a theater in the West End of Sylvia and her playful boys.

London in 1903 where Barrie presents his Sylvia’s mother Emma (Julie Christie— latest play Little Mary at the hand of his Don’t Look Now) makes clear her disapproval supportive American impresario Charles of Barrie’s affiliation with her daughter and Frohman (Dustin Hoffman). Barrie peeks grandchildren as a threat to Sylvia’s ability to nervously through the curtains at the find a single man to whom she can marry. Yet, audience during the play to gauge their like Barrie’s uncomfortable nonsexual alliance nonplussed reaction. In Depp’s consumwith his wife, or public rumors about his posmate portrayal we immediately recognize sibly dubious relationship with the boys, Barrie as an artist consumed by a passion Barrie lets nothing impede work on his next for pleasing audiences with his playful play to be named after Sylvia’s youngest son. inner nature that we soon discover to be at There are three moments during the movie odds with his social-climbing wife Mary

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that bring out the essential themes of Finding Neverland. The first occurs during the backyard performance of a play that Sylvia’s boys have written, when their mother succumbs to a violent coughing attack that brings everything to a halt. In protestation against his mother’s escalating illness Peter (Highmore) throws a temper tantrum and the child actor makes an indelible dramatic mark with a range of emotion that epitomizes the fear and confusion we all confront with the fact of death. The scene will take your breath away for its shear emotional depth and complexity.

The other two closely related scenes both involve the premiere stage performances of Peter Pan. On opening night Barrie obscurely insists that his producer leave 25 empty seats scattered throughout the theater for undisclosed patrons who will unmistakably fill them. When 25 children from a nearby orphanage file neatly into their places and the play begins, the present adult audience is given a contagious context for Barrie’s themes of irrepressible youth and lightness of spirit.

That same soulful adventure is given even greater meaning when Barrie brings the actors into Sylvia’s home to perform Peter Pan in her living room since her illness prevented her from attending the premiere.

Finding Neverland doesn’t pretend to report the historical facts surrounding J.M Barrie and the Davies family, but rather to distill the personal concerns and social conditions that he drew on to construct a classic piece of inspirational fantasy. Relationships can charm people to all kinds of creative heights if they are willing to accept the responsibility. It’s difficult not to rise to the occasion while watching Finding Neverland. MTW

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Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Alfie - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:45 Birth - R - Th (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:55, Fr, MW (12:40, 3, 5:15), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:40, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:55 Bridget Jones - R - Fr, M-W (12:30, 1:15, 2:55, 4, 5:15), 7, 7:40, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1:15, 2:55), 4, 5:15, 7, 7:40, 9:30, 10 Finding Neverland - PG - Sneak Preview! Sa 7:15, Su 4:15 The Incredibles - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 1, 1, 3:15, 4, 4:30), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 1:30, 3:15), 4, 4:30, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45, 10 Ray - PG13 - Th (12:45, 1:15, 1:30, 4, 4:30, 4:45), 7:15, 7:45, 8, Fr, M-W (12:45, 4), 7:15, Sa-Su (12:45), 4, 7:15 Saw - R - Th (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50, Fr, MW (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Shall We Dance? - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4:15), 7:15, 9:40, Sa-Su (1), 4:15, 9:40 Shaun of the Dead - R - Th (12:40, 3, 5:20), 7:40, 10, Fr, M-W (12:45, 3, 5:20), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10 Surviving Christmas - PG13 - Th -Fr, M-W (1, 3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 10

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5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Generating enough buzz to equal the roar of 1,000 beehives at its recent Maui Film Festival screenings, this sympathetic exploration of mysticism and the quantum physics that underlies the seeming reality of everyday life returns for another encore. If the words of the poet Rumi, healer Deepak Chopra or physicist Fritjof Capra resonate for you, this one-of-a-kind modern Alice-inWonderland-like story starring Academy Award winner Marlee Matlin is just your "tea cup" (pun intended). Unrated. 108 min.

New This Week BRIDGET JONES: EDGE OF REASON – (R) – Romantic Comedy – A continuation in following the neurotic trials and insecure tribulations of kinda plump and totally British Bridget (Renée Zellweger) as she thinks and talks to death her perfect relationship with stable Mark (Colin Firth) and her questionable, ego-conqest relationship with former smarmy boss, Daniel (Hugh Grant, who else?).

FINDING NEVERLAND – (PG) – Drama – Two words: Johnny Depp. ‘Nuff said. What, you need more? All right, fine. This is the story of J.M. Barrie (author of Peter Pan, 1904 London) and his creative journey to writing the classic children’s tale, inspired in part by his friendships with a young dying mother and her fatherless children. Also stars Kate Winslet and Dustin Hoffman but who cares? Johnny Depp, okay?! See Film Critique.

NATIONAL TREASURE – (PG) – Action/Adventure – Nicholas Cage and Diane Kruger star in this quest to find some incredible treasure hidden by our nation’s founding fathers, who were nice enough to plant clues on the back of $1 bills. Sean Bean, as usual, plays a “ruthless adversary” in their search to unlock the secret to what the movie calls a 2,000-year-old mystery.

Sounds great—wait, 2,000? Um, isn’t the country just—wait, let me get my calculator—228 years old? So it’s a 228-year-old mystery, right? Well, that doesn’t sound like such a big deal.

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE – (PG) – Family/Animation – The inevitable movie version of the popular Nickelodeon cartoon of the same name, this ostensible kids’ movie about a talking sponge and his starfish buddy who work in a hamburger joint has a surprising amount of thinly-veiled homoerotic humor. They call their world Bikini Bottom, people! Do I have to spell it out for you? Also stars David Hasselhoff as himself.

Now Showing AFTER THE SUNSET – (PG13) - Crime, Romance – Pierce Brosnan plays—what else—a master thief who’s pulled his last score and retired to an island paradise. But wait! There’s still one last jewel he hasn’t yet swiped! But then his FBI agent nemesis shows up to make sure he’s out of the stealing business! It all sounds like your standard heist picture routine, but Salma Hayek’s in it, so that makes it a must-see.

ALFIE – (R) – A womanizing British playboy (Jude Law) in New York City finds that there are serious consequences to his carefree lifestyle.

Starring Susan Sarandon, Marisa Tormei and Omar Epps.

BIRTH – (R) – Drama – Nicole Kidman plays the young widow Anna who’s all set to start a new life when this cute little boy drops into her life claiming to be her reincarnated dead husband.

Sounds pretty heavy. Also stars Lauren Bacall, Danny Huston and Cameron—Wait a sec! Did you say Lauren Bacall? THE Lauren Bacall?!

Damn!

THE GRUDGE – (PG13) – Horror – You know how your mama told you never to hold a grudge?

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I’d like a large with sausage and olives, please Well, this little horror flick sets out to prove that point further as Sarah Michelle Gellar finds herself in a cycle of unresolved fury and a curse born of someone who... dunh duh!... held a grudge THE INCREDIBLES – (PG) – The Incredibles' follows the adventures of a family of former superheroes rediscovering the true source of their powers - in one another. Once one of the world's top masked crimefighters, Bob Parr (AKA Mr. Incredible) fought evil and saved lives on a daily basis. But fifteen years later, he and his wife Helen (a famous former superhero in her own right) have been forced to take on civilian identities and retreat to the suburbs. Voices by Craig T Nelson, Samuel Jackson, Holly Hunter.

THE POLAR EXPRESS – (G) – Family, Animated – A boy struggles to believe in Santa Claus as all his friends and schoolyard chums make fun of him for being so gullible. Stupid chums. But then a giant steam train pulls up to his house to take him to the North Pole. Oh my God, it’s a ghost train! Run and hide! Oh wait, it’s just the 5:15 in from Baltimore. Late as usual…

RAY – (PG13) – Musical Drama – The story of Ray Charles, blind from age seven, who famously merged Gospel, jazz and rhythm and blues music, all while fighting drug addiction and Southern segregation, eventually becoming one of the greatest American pianists of the 20th century. Stars Jamie Foxx and Regina King.

the boring routine that his life has become, sees a beautiful dance teacher (Jennifer Lopez) through a window and decides to get to know her better, and as the joy of dancing enters his life, he discovers that it might just be the secret to saving his troubled marriage...”

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SHAUN OF THE DEAD - R - Comedy/Horror- Just when this poor 29-year-old schmuck is trying to make it up to his chick for being such a loser, the streets explode with zombies. Isn’t that always the way, guys? Now, instead of saving his relationship, the dude has to save London—at least, that’s what he’ll be telling his girlfriend later when he comes home late drunk, again.

SURVIVING CHRISTMAS – (PG13) – Romantic Comedy – Ben Affleck plays a rich record company exec who gets dumped by his girlfriend. Moping around and fearful of spending Christmas alone, he decides—for reasons that aren’t entirely clear—to go back to the home he grew up in and spend Christmas with the strangers who live there. Because this is a comedy, they turn out to be nuts. Also stars Christina Applegate and that dude who plays Tony Soprano.

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SAW - R - Suspense/Horror - Two men awake to discover themselves locked inside a chamber with a dead man, a gun and a couple of handsaws, in a terrific new game a genius psychopath has concocted to see how far his human pets will go to save their own lives.

Hmm... demented killers, B-rate actors and no dumb, busty chicks screaming? This actually might be a bonafide scary movie on our hands! Starring Cary Elwes, Monica Potter, Danny Glover.

WED, NOV 24 *with MFF passport (5 films-$35)-single tickets Phone: 572-3456 www.mauifilmfestival.com

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FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Bridge Jones - R - Fr, M-W (4:30),7, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7, 9:15 The Incredibles - PG - Th (4:30, 4:45), 7:15, 7:30, 9:45, Fr, M-W 4:15, 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Ray - PG13 - Th (4), 7, 10:05, Fr, M-W (4), 9:45 Sa-Su, 4, 9:45 Seed of Chucky - R - Th (4:45), 7:30, 9:40, Fr, MW 7:30, Sa-Su (1), 7:30 SpongeBob - PG - Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:30, 9:30, SaSu (1:45), 4:45, 7:30, 9:30

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SEED OF CHUCKY – (R) – Comedy and Suspense/Horror - Following the events of 'Bride of Chucky,' killer dolls Chucky and Tiffany are now faced with the challenge of raising their child, Glen (Boyd), becoming a family of killer dolls.

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PUREVOLUME BOSSACUCANOVA “UMA BATIDA DIFERENTE” Bossacucanova is the group that got me interested in the new Samba Nova Brazilian electronica sound a few years ago. Their latest album continues to update the classic sound and feeling of Brazilian Samba and Bossa Nova while updating it with out-ofthis-world production and tripped out percussion loops.

“Samba da Minha Terra” features collaboration with Zuco 103— another excellent group in the same vein—creating an irresistible electro-samba, as well as the album’s best track. Playful Portuguese choruses infect me and I find myself reciting uncontrollably words I don’t understand. One of which is from “Vai Levando”—another collaboration, this time with Trio Mocotó, a ‘70s Rio funk group. Enchanting female vocals by Adriana Calcanhoto grace “Previsão” and another sultry voice gives an English rendition of Tom Jobim’s “Aguas de Marco.” Grooving to a different beat, Bossacucanova continues to establish the cutting edge of new Brazilian music with a lot of style. —Six Degrees Records, 2004 [JOE GATTO]

CHOYING DROLMA AND STEVE TIBBETTS “SELWA”

HAPPY HOUR DAILY 3pm - 6pm 2411 S. Kihei Rd. 879-0602

VOTED BEST SPORTS BAR ON MAUI!

Steve Tibbetts is a singular guitarist known for masterful forays into many different styles. Choying Drolma is a Tibetan nun with a deeply spiritual voice—her chanting is the star of the show. She handles the rich vocal texturing taking the listener to the Himalayas, as Tibbetts weaves together tapestries of acoustic and electric guitars, shifting drones and subtle hand percussion. Selwa was built around recordings made by Tibbetts and his longtime percussionist Marc Anderson in Boudhanath, a Tibetan enclave in Nepal. There, not far from a school for nuns that Chöying Drolma founded, they recorded her chants, creating an organic blend of ancient and modern, Eastern and Western music. —Six Degrees Records, 2004 [JOE GATTO]

JOHN LENNON

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One Of A Kind

Shopping Nook!

This CD is like stripping all the paint and plaster off the Sistine Chapel and finding something completely beautiful and unexpected underneath. It is amazing to hear how well-crafted Lennon’s songs are, even in their rawest form. Acoustic contains a few of Lennon’s solo hits, however, all stripped down to his exquisite guitar playing and haunting voice. The production ranges from superb to the sublime—similar to Alan Lomax’s field recordings. In addition, there are triumphant live versions of “John Sinclair” and “Luck of the Irish,” recorded in Ann Arbor in 1971. Although it may seem naïve and innocent now, the message of love and hope that Lennon captures in these songs always continues to ring true. —Capitol Records, 2004 [STEPHEN R. HART]

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The Blind Boys of Alabama are a fine addition to Ben Harper’s vocals, driving his gospel and soul-tinged voice with a new passion. “Where Could I Go” evokes Sam Cooke’s “A Change is Gonna Come,” with its finely picked arpeggios and mournful singing. They also completely take over Dylan’s “Well Well Well,” which would fit in nicely on the O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack. Ben should collaborate more often because this is a fascinating record. —Virgin Records, 2004 [STEPHEN R. HART] Got Music? If you’d like to share your thoughts on a great or not-so-hot CD you just bought, it’s show and tell time here at Maui Time Weekly! Just send your sage words of music opinions to 658 Front St., Ste. 126A-7278, Lahaina, HI, 96761 or email me at sam@mauitime.com.

Rock on! MTW

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Bibliophilia at Its Best

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How to love books at Old Lahaina Book Emporium read well,” Carroll says. “I think—now this JoAnn Carroll is a book person. She sounds funny—but I think Oprah is helping in runs the Old Lahaina Book Emporium, this regard. Before, she used to only do new which is located discreetly down an alleytitles on her booklist or whatever she calls it. way off Front Street.

But now she is doing Nabakov, Tolstoy, “I started this bookshop in 1996 in Steinbeck. People come in here and buy that Wailuku,” says Carroll. “It didn’t work stuff up like you would not believe. We have no well there, so we moved here in 1998. I Anna Karenina now, spent the first half we have no East of of my life reading, Eden now. It all goes so it seemed a natu834 Front St., Lahaina. 661-1399. Open 10 out the door as soon as ral idea for a busia.m. to 9 p.m. Monday through Saturday; Oprah says the word! ness for me. We 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sunday.

“I try to be a general have, at any given used bookstore, which means I carry a little of time, I’d say in the neighborhood of everything,” says Carroll, walking around the 25,000 books.” store.

“Mystery, cookbooks, science fiction, In his 1999 book, A Gentle Madness: history.

I carry a lot of books pertaining to Bibliophiles, Bibliomanes and the Eternal African Americans.”

Passion for Books, Nicholas Basbanes I look in the African-American section and documents the obsessive and obscure find some obscure treasures: The Negro world of book fanatics. The author meets a Leadership Class, Blacktown U.S.A., Coming man who, like Carroll, has collected over Up Black: Patterns of Ghetto Socialization.

25,000 rare and valuable books from varThis is my Beats and Offbeats selection,” ious public libraries and rare bookstores. she says, showing me to a slim shelf with titles I don’t have quite that many volumes, by Kerouac, Bukowski, Burroughs and the but I’m still a book junkie. At one time I rest. “We also put Tom Wolfe over there. Now, had over 2,000 books—on shelves, laying we carry, you know, the Beat standards, the about the floor, in the bathroom, stacked Gonzo standards, Hunter S. Thompson, precariously in awkward piles. When I don’t have stacks of books to read, I get panicky, irritable and start to find something, anything to read. I have been known to read for 12 hours straight, 1,000 pages in a day.

Which is why I stopped by Carroll’s shop.

“I read recently that 98 percent of all books sold are bought by the same two-percent of people,” she tells me. “I can believe that. I mean, look at the numbers: All it takes it 200,000 copies sold to get on The New York Times best sellers list. Only 200,000! In a country of millions and millions of people, that doesn’t really too high a standard, does it?

“Now, kids here, in Maui, are readers. Look at this—” Carroll leads me over to a stack of boxes. “These came from a 17-year-old girl,” she says. “Five crates of pristine books, $1,900 retail.”

I look over the titles. They’re deep, philosophical kind of stuff that cranky, smart teenagers love: The Ideas of Einstein, The Theory of Relativity, Free Will.

“A lot of young people read and they

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Ginsburg, Ken Kesey, stuff like that. But we also carry lesser known stuff that I learn about on the job.”

I recommend some books to her: Step Across this Line: Selected Non-Fiction 19922002 by Salman Rushdie, Guerrillas by V.S. Naipaul and Ladies’ Man by Richard Price.

“That’s the best thing,” Carroll says, writing down my recommendations. “All these smart people come through here and recommend books to me and then I can pretend I have known about them all this time.”

Not that much of a reader?

“We sell pin up art, pin up girls from the ‘40s,” says Carroll. “Old vintage books, all kinds of stuff really. We have these…” She pauses to pull out some brightly colored paintings. “These are paintings by Nancy Hoke, a local lady. These sell really well because they are funny.”

As if on cue, Nancy Hoke herself comes through the door. After a perfunctory greeting, she looks me in the eye and says, “I am resigned. Resigned to a life of penury.”

Penury?

“Poverty,” Hoke quickly snaps, running her hand through her hair. “Penury means poverty.”

“That word is very Dickensian,” adds Carroll cheerfully. MTW

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Neto Peraza, Latin Night No cover, 10pm

The Gina Martinelli Band $5, 10pm

Industry Night, DJ No cover, 9pm

MON - Mark Epstein & Friends, Blues & Jazz, 10pm; TUE - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriques, 10pm; WED - Soul Concept w/Curtis Williams, 10pm, No cover

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Latin House Party $7, 9:45pm

Zacc, Jason, Piilani, Kekona, Padang, Arias, $10, 9:45pm

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WED - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

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Saturday, Nov 20, 2004 10:00am-3:00pm

Kamali’i Elementary School, Kihei Live Music by Willie K, Uncle Wayne, George Kahumoku Jr., Maui Taiko Drummers, Piilani Arias & More Food by Outback Steakhouse, Roy’s Kihei, Tony Roma’s, Domino’s Pizza, Sansei, Peggy Sue’s, Ashley’s Cafe, Leilani’s, Sweet Spot

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS An Evening with Jay Collins - Thursday (tonight!). Jazz, Blues, Funk, Jamband Saxophonist, singer/songwriter from New York City plus world renowned bassist Rob Wasserman who has played with Jerry Garcia, Bob Weir, Aaron Neville, Neil Young, Elvis Costello. Tickets: $15 Adv. 10 p.m., Paradice Bluz; 744 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-JAZZ (5299).

4th Annual Maui Music Festival - Friday. Texas Road House & Maui Music Exchange present a benefit concert for the Montessori School of Maui with special guests Willie Nelson and Friends. Pat Simmons of the Doobie Brothers, Rickie Lee Jones with bassist Rob Wassermann along with Amy Hanaiali'i Gilliom & Eric Gilliom, Marty Dread, Gail Swanson, and special performance by "Fist Full Of Blues" with Lukas, and Micah Nelson, Andrew Kloppel along with special guest’s Vince Esquire and Jay Collins (NYC) saxophonist of the Gregg Allman Band. Tickets: $50-$40. 5 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Na Lani `Eha - Saturday. Four Kumu Hula and their halau from Maui join one of the most respected kumu hula of Hawaii`i and her halau to honor the ancestors in chant, dance and song. Hokulani Holt-Padilla with Halau Pa`u O Hi`iaka, Pali Ahue with Na Maile Ku Honua, Keali`i Reichel with Halau Ke`alaokamaile, and Napua Greig & Kahulu Maluo-Huber with Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka. This program of Na Lani ‘Eha The Four Royals celebrates the life and accomplishments of royal siblings King Kalakaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku. Tickets: $35$25-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242SHOW. The Visionaries - Sunday. Presented by Fumanchu and Maui’s Hip-Hop Community, along with opening act Amphibeus Tungs and Maui’s best DJs. All ages show, 6-9 p.m.; 21 and over, 9 p.m. to close. Tickets are $10 pre-sale (Request Music in Wailuku), $15 at the door. Hapa’s Nightclub, Kihei, 879-9001.

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Burt Bacharach - Sunday. The legendary composer of 52 remarkable Top 40 hits: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head” Look of Love" "Close to You" "Blue on Blue" "What's New Pussycat" "Walk On By" Burt Bacharach's songs combine elements of jazz, Brazilian music, torch songs and rock into memorable melodies with compositions that are meticulously crafted and technically sophisticated. Tickets: $75, $65, $55, $35.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

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Keola Beamer & R. Carlos Nakai - Nov 27.

Soothe the soul and lift the spirit with the nahenahe music of two internationally recognized, award winning master musicians. Slack key guitar virtuoso, Keola Beamer is one of Hawaii`'s most beloved performers.

The recipient of multiple Na Hoku Hanahono awards, his best-selling releases are both innovative and enthralling. R. Carlos Nakai, the world's premier Native American flutist. Tickets: $35, $30 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater. 242-7439.

Ballet Hawaii's Nutcracker - Nov 27-28. Amanda Schull, star of the film Center Stage and member of San Francisco Ballet, will dance the role of the Sugar Plum Fairy in Ballet Hawaii's spectacular Nutcracker.

Also featuring dancer Joan Boada as the Cavalier, and some of Hawaii's finest young dancers. Tchaikovshy's unforgettable score, lavish sets and amazing costumes. Tickets: $35-$25-$20-$10. 7:30 p.m. & Sun- 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC. 242-SHOW. Mariachi: Los Camperos De Nati Cano - Dec 2.

Natividad Cano founded Mariachi Los Camperos de Nati Cano in 1961. Los Camperos presents the excitement and exuberance of mariachi and ranchero music as if straight from a street festival in Mexico. Tickets: $28-$18-$10. 7:30 pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242SHOW. Third World - Dec 4. Third World is more than just one of the top reggae bands of all time that stands for producing and performing music that, while holding

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firm to the cultural and ancestral roots of its' members, still pushes forward the cutting edge of music worldwide. With hits like “Now That We've Found Love," "96 Degrees in the Shade," "Cool Meditation," "Dancing on the Floor," "Try Jah Love," written by Stevie Wonder "Sense of Purpose," "Forbidden Love," "Reggae Ambassador.” Special Guest Malino. Tickets: $35 advance, $40 door. 6 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center, 877-7919.

Maui Pops Orchestra - Dec 5. A concert filled with holiday music for the entire family enjoy your favorite Christmas carols, music from the Nutcracker Ballet featuring dancers from Maui Academy of Performing Arts and the renowned pianist Hyperion Knight. The Maui Pops Orchestra is community-based and dedicated to presenting a variety of symphonic music while promoting and presenting talent to the broadest possible audience.Tickets: $20-$15-$10. 3:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Neil Sedaka - Dec. 9. For almost five decades, Neil Sedaka’s timeless standards have entered the lexicon of popular culture and helped change the face of popular music. Hit singles such as “Breaking Up is Hard To Do,” “Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen,” “Laughter in the Rain,” are among the 1000 plus songs penned and or performed by Neil. As a prolific and versatile author and performer, Neil never ceases to draw in audiences from all over the world. Tickets $45, $38, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Strike The Harp & Join The Chorus - Dec 11. The Maui Concert Chorus, Youth Chorus, and special guest soloist Debra Lynn, soprano, for an uplifting evening of singing, harps, glass harp, chamber ensemble and much more, including a guest appearance by Damon Myers, baritone. Michael Titterton of Hawaii Public Radio will be the Guest Narrator. Tickets: $35-$25$15. 7:30 pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Taj Majal - Dec 12. One of music’s most celebrated contemporary blues artists, both on his own merit and in league with many famous collaborators! A Grammy-

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thursday11/18 ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI

friday11/19

saturday11/20 sunday11/21 Open Mic Night w/Mike Carroll 9pm

DJ Rainbow Donation, 10pm

843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Flava Zone 9pm

Ekolu 9pm

Lady’s Night Out 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

monday11/22 – wednesday11/24

MON - Willie K TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/Fat Joe, 9pm; WED - Aloha Wed w/Jamin J

Fantasy Five 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

Steve Mendoza No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

Habanero Brothers No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli No cover, 6-9pm

Da Hawaiians 6:30pm

Kenny Roberts 7:30pm

El Nino 7pm

Patriot Act 6:30pm

Cruz’n Fridays, Live Music $5, 10pm

Copacobana Night, $5, 10pm

Karaoke w/James 10pm

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

MON - Steve Mendoza, 7pm, TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 7pm

DA KINECALENDAR winning performer and songwriter, Taj has enraptured several generations of audience with his remarkable voice, which ranges from gruff and gravelly to smooth and sultry. Tickets: $40-$35-$30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC. Matt Haimovitz - Dec 19. Haimovitz manifests a serious approach to the work, but his warm demeanor and natural expressiveness draw all audiences to share in his passion for the music. He is equally at ease playing the masterwork's in the world’s concert halls or in pubs, clubs and pizza parlors! A celebrated performer, teacher and record label entrepreneur, Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Howie Mandel - Dec 29. Howie Mandel's versatile career has encompassed virtually all aspects of the entertainment spectrum, ranging from television, film and stage. From his work on St. Elsewhere to the Emmy nominated Bobby's World, Howie has become a mainstay of the American comedy scene. Tickets: $45-$35-$25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Joe Cocker The “Heart & Soul” Tour - Jan 9. Known first for his landmark hit, a character-driven version of the Beatles song “A Little Help From My Friends”Joe Cocker has survived it all, from the Woodstock Festival & the Mad Dogs & Englishmen Tour through the New Millennium. His distinctive raspy-voiced versions of “Delta Lady” “Feeling Alright” “The Letter” and “You Are So Beautiful” are rock classics. Tickets: $58-$48$38. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Louis Hayes & The Cannonball Adderly Legacy Band - Jan 13. Jazz drummer Louis Hayes has been generating an impressive range of dynamic expression since his association with the great jazz bands of the ‘50s and ‘60s ….and he’s still one of the swinging-est stickman in modern jazz. This current line-up harkens back to Julian Edwin "Cannonball" Adderly, one of the progenitors of the swinging, rhythmically robust style of music that became known as hard-bop. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

Kathy Collins with Willie K in Tita Out... One Mo'Time - Jan 14-15. Part of the Talk Story Series, local actress and radio DJ Kathy Collins returns with her alter ego ‘Tita’ and special guest Willie K. Enjoy an evening of humor, storytelling and song… local style.

Spooky stories, Hawaiian legends, Willie K's amazing musical artistry, all laced with "plenny pidgin" and lots of laughs! Chicken skin, garans-ballbarans! Tickets: $20.

7:30 pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. An Acoustic Evening with Lisa Loeb - Jan 23.

A contemporary singer/songwriter who positively rivets audiences with her characteristic blend of melodic, intimate songs--honed with an edge of rock. One of the most-respected female musicians of her generation, she was the first 'unsigned' artist to reach Billboard's No. 1 spot with her smash gold single "Stay (I Missed You)," also known for her hit "And I Do" as well as her role at the forefront of the ground-breaking Lilith Fair. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTs THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18

Talespinner's Festival Of The Pacific - 3-4 p.m. at Wailuku Public Library. Acclaimed storytellers, Patrick Ball, Nyla Ching-Fujii, Jeffery Stephen Babb, and Joe Miller sharing stories and songs. Free. For info, call 243-5766.

Celebration of Children's Book Week - 6:30-7:30 p.m. at Wailuku Public Library. Bubbles the Balloon Lady captivates her audience with children's stories, magic tricks and balloon twisting. Free. For info, call 243-5766.

The Great American Smokeout - 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Maui Memorial Medical Center. American Cancer Society will mark its 28th annual Great American Smokeout. The public will be educated on the dangers associated with tobacco use and encourage smokers to quit for a lifetime by starting with just one day.

Free. For info on other locations,

call 244-5553.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 21

Soul Food Sundays - 7 p.m. at the Studio Maui, Haiku. Join us and discover your inner healer. An inspiring evening with Donna Bradley, hands-on-healer, spiritual teacher and compassionate guide.

Admission $5. For info, call 575-9390.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22

Maui Silversword Alumni Pau Hana Party 5:30 p.m. at the Mango Café, 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy.

Hosted by Chaminade University, the Alumni Pau Hana party will be during the EA Sports Maui Invitational Basketball Tournament. Alumni will enjoy pupus, prizes and catching up with fellow Chaminade classmates from the past. Free for alumni. For info, call 808-735-4711.

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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Steve Sargenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu & Mon The Whale Shark Erik Pietsch. 7 p.m. Howard Ahia Fri-Sun, 6:30 - Close. Hau Phat, Wed. 7 - 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

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Because Tessa has been working so hard to promote the club, Frankie says she’s earned some time off—with him, of course. Vincent’s in Hong Kong at a “financial meeting,” which I think is what they call poker over there. Gabe then talks Erika into giving her parents the dream they’ve wanted, but their plans don’t work out so Erika leaves. Then Jason and Frankie have a little spat, but thankfully, things work out in the end. Finally MJ finally works up the courage to come clean to Chris. In return, he sabotages the radio show Dr. Clay broadcasts live from the hotel. Then Chris dumps MJ, saying he just can’t trust her.

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monday11/22 – wednesday11/24

Mike & Mark No Cover, 10pm

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

LIFE’S A BEACH

DJ Nalu No cover, 9pm

Habaneros No cover, 9pm

Tattoo Contest w/Voodoo Suns No cover, 9pm

Free Karaoke No cover, 9pm

MON - Open Jam w/Adam, 9pm; TUE - Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm; WED - Guy’s Night Out, 9pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm, No cover

DJ Shark In The Water No cover, 9pm

Jamie Lawrence & Friends No cover, 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LOBSTER COVE

100 Ike Dr., Wailea - 879-7677

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 891-8883

Willie K $10, 10pm

DA KINECALENDAR Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri,. Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, , Damien Tue, E rnest Puaa, Sun, Wed. Brian Haia, Mon All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and don, Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Th; Bradah Brian & Roy; Fr; Kawika Lum and Da Ukulele Boyz, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – The Hazard County Sheriffs Funk Rock and Soul Fri-Sat only 8 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

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Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Mario, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 2:30-5:30 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurant Thu; Neto Peraza 5-8 p.m. Sun; Mexican Sunday DJ Miguel. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm; Greg Di Piazza, Wed 6-9 pm., 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu, Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues Kapule Paoa, Sun, Albert Kaina, Wed All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Late Night Specials 10pm to 1am – 21 & over with I.D.

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Sir Wilfred’s at Whalers Village - Maui West Side Jazz, featuring some Maui’s greatest musicians, 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina, 661-

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Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, dinner and show. 810p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Wednesday, November 24th

• Drink Specials • Video Game Giveaway

CENTRAL MAUI Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artist Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Vintage Hawaiian Music Wed, Fri Live Jazz. Sun Anik 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m.

Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.

Dancing with DJ Blast Sat top 40 hits Sat 9:30 p.m.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

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Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

PARTY!

Kapalua 669-6286 Near Foodland

Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

AFTER TOURNAMENT

5:30pm to 6:00pm DAILY

Kihei 879-0004

SOUTH MAUI Bada Bing - Hilarious improv comedy with The Pono Players. Dinner & Show $35. Seating 5:30-7 pm 1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188.

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Sat Braddah Frances and friends 6:30 p.m. Sun Terri Garrison 4 - 6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,- Sun 7 p.m.- 10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500

This Weekend we’ll be giving away passes to Tournament!

Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

thursday11/18

friday11/19

Merv Ohana No cover, 8pm

The Whillys No cover, 8pm

Larry Council Band No cover, 8pm

Service Industry Night, No cover, 9pm

MON - Monster Mondays, No cover; TUE - Tini Tuesdays, No cover; WED - Karaoke night w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark No cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mackie Mac; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - Anastasia & Nils, No cover, 6-9pm; DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Wailea Nights 7:30pm

Eric & Amy Gilliom, Wailea Nights, 7:30pm

Vince Esquire 8pm

Celtic Tigers No cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 8pm TUE- WED No Entertaiment

NEPTUNES

Junior No cover, 10pm

Cool Rush No cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm

Adam Bowen No cover, 10pm

Mon - Anick & John Moore, No cover 10pm, TUE - Smooth Tuesday w/Curtis Williams, No cover, 10pm WED - Lake, No cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

saturday11/20 sunday11/21

Mexican Sunday, DJ Miguel 8pm-11am

PANCHO & LEFTY’S

658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666

PARADICE BLUZ 744 Front St. 667-5299

monday11/22 – wednesday11/24

Jay Collins Band w/Rob Wasserman, 10pm

NFL Sundays No cover, 10am

Comedian Kermit, 7pm; Gina Martinelli, 10pm

MON - Live Monday Night Football, No cover 2pm; Rosco & Friends; TUE - Tahitian Tues, 9pm; WED - Live Blues w/Bobby Ingram, $5, 10pm

DA KINECALENDAR Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts. Every Tues 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $35 visitor and $25 kama`aina.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Mon & Sat-Su Mitch Kepa, Tue-Fr Benny Uyetake, Tue- Fri, Benny Uyetake 6 - 9pm. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031

Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

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The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby

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thursday11/18 SANDBAR & GRILL

89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

friday11/19 saturday11/20 sunday11/21

DJ Miah & Durty 9pm

Khrinj & Anesthesia $5, 10pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali - 667-4727

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Open Jukebox 9pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Jus’Us w/Ah Tim $3, 9pm

Patriot Act $3, 9pm

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

MON - North Shore Sextet, No cover, 9pm; TUE - John Moore Project No cover, 9pm; WED - Lawai’a, No cover, 10pm

Ras Gabriel & 4 Word $5, 10pm

DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

monday11/22 – wednesday11/24

1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

Hale & The Hot Lava Band No cover, 9pm

MON - Monday Night Football, No cover; TUE - Habaneros Brothers No cover; WED - John Moore Project, 9pm

DA KINECALENDAR Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

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KEiKI Keiki Aloha Festival - Sat, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at Kamalii Elementary School, Kihei. Maui Taiko Drummers, children’s favorite entertainment Uncle Wayne, along with Slack Key guitar guru George Kahumoku Jr. and Mondo Kane, Willie K’s performance will be broadcasted live on Koni 104.7 FM. Plenty of grinds, pony rides, bouncy castles, and rock climbing, Crafts and retail booths, along with other carnival style activities. Free. For info, call 875-6840.

Kula School's 17th Annual Harvest Festival - Sat, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. at Kula Elementary School. Stock up on fresh produce and flowers for Thanksgiving and enjoy live entertainment by Fulson Tashombe, NuffSedd, The Green Dumpster, Kiffmann Tae and many others, along with games, a silent auction and fun for the entire family. A benefit for educational art, drama, creative movement and other programs for Kula students.

Free. For info, call 876-7610.

Traffic Jam: Putting the Brakes on Kool - Sat, 12-5 p.m. at the Boys and Girls Club, 100 Kanaloa Ave, Wailuku. This Car Cruise dance is campaign against the tobacco industry, especially Kool cigarettes because they are using hip-hop and car culture to market tobacco to. The event offers youth an opportunity to join the movement to speak out against the makers of Kool. Free. For info, call 244-7106.

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Putting a Stop to Agriculture Theft - Wed, 12-1 p.m. at Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall.

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Advisory Committee Meeting - Thu, 4 p.m. at the Cameron Center, Wailuku. Testimonies will be received on the Hana Community Health Center, Hana Dialysis and Makena Beach. Peter Young of Department of Land and Natural Resources will attend the meeting to provide updates and take questions.

Free, open to the public. For info, call 243-5796.

Progressive Thursdays - Thu, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. at Casanova, Makawao. Mauians who share progressive attitudes regarding social, political, economic and artistic endeavors are invited to join in an evening dedicated to creative thought, conversation, art, revolution and entertainment. DJ El Gato will spin international and socially relevant grooves between sets. $5. For info, call 249-0032.

Beyond the Mirage: The Face of the Occupation - Fri, 7 p.m. in MCC Ka Lama room 103. This is a documentary film that features a balanced look at both sides of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Followed by a discussion. Free. For info, call 878-8015.

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Maui Onstage Opens With Barefoot In The Park Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 5 p.m., through Dec. 5 at Iao Theater, Wailuku. Neil Simon’s award-winning comedy. Directed by MOS Artistic Director Lisa Teichner. Nick Vaky and Ginger Lowcher will play the young couple. Brian Connelly as Victor and Lina Krueger-Miller as Ethel otherwise known as the parents. John Maher and Norman Halip round out the cast.

Tickets: $18 advance, $20 door. For info, call 242-6969.

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2004 Maui Invitational - Mon-Wed, 9:30 a.m. at Lahaina Civic Center. Hosted by Chaminade University Participating Teams are BYU, Chaminade, Iowa, Louisville, North Carolina, Stanford Tennessee, Texas Day 1 games and Wednesday 3rd place: $25 per game Day 2 and Day 3 consolations $10 per game. Both semifinal and finals $40 per game. For info, call 667DUNK (3865).

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BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS

Flesh for Fantasy Fasten your seat belts—It’s going to be a bumpy night.

-Margo Channing (Bette Davis) in All About Eve My girl Sasha and I went to the “Male Dance Revue” at Casanova last Friday. It was a benefit for the Makawao Paniolo Parade that Sasha’s auntie was running, so she “coerced” us to attend.

We had decided to have dinner and drinks first at the Italian restaurant, gaining liquid courage and full bellies to survive the night ahead. When it was time for the show, we were escorted to a table reserved just for us. Front row, center.

The first dancer, “Ziggy Stardust,” walked onto the runway to Guns ‘N Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle.” Sasha and I civilly sipped our champagne as we watched “Ziggy” strip down to his silk boxers.

In the early 1970s, when Burt Reynolds first took off his clothes for Cosmopolitan, it birthed a new trend in mmm… nekked men. Films soon followed, in which muscular and barbaric hemen, wet and dirty with shredded t-shirts or loincloths leapt from vines (Tarzan), buildings (Die Hard), boxing rings (Rocky) and futuristic desert tanks (Mad Max).

This theme seemed to reflect an opposition to the burgeoning feminist movement in the early 1980s. Objectifying the male body took another more decisive turn in the popularity of male exotic dancers, or Chippendales, which was hugely popular at that time in Los Angeles.

As if some rite of passage, my mother and favorite aunt took me to a Chippendale’s in Hollywood on my 21st birthday. Thinking back, the ordeal was constructed more for their benefit than mine, as I found it to be a huge embarrassment and could barely lift my head to view the spectacle before me.

Tall, tan, beefy men with perfectly oiled bodies pranced and preened on stage, seductively removing clothing while tossing their long, wavy locks and winking at their female audience, who had suddenly become this gluttonous mass of lipstick-ed shrieking.

But that was many years ago.

Now I was at Casanova. A song or two after Ziggy—maybe it was during Prince’s “Let’s Get Crazy” or it could’ve been Rick James’ “Super Freak,” hard to say—he made his way across the room to a vivacious radio personality, who began throwing dollars and spanking the male stripper with his own belt. Wacky, indeed! But hey, somebody had to be that girl and it sure as hell wasn’t gonna be me.

In between dancers, the event’s emcee gave away prizes, like a dildo from the Love Shack, “in case your big thumb’s broken,” and a bag of coffee beans, “for when you wake up in the morning… with a stripper in your bed!”

The second dancer sauntered out in cowboy hat and boots. Radio girl didn’t waste much time, as she sidled up to him and they performed a special pas de deux.

“Their leather pants are going to stick together!” said Sasha, with some concern.

A couple glasses of champagne did not prepare me for what was next, however.

The lights were off, the music cued and all the women turned their attention to the stage once again. The emcee announced “Kawai” as a figure like Adonis appeared in white fishnet, tank top and baggy cotton/polyester pants with a stripe down the side.

Still sipping our champagne, Sasha and I looked around at the hysteria of the women around us.

“It’s a good thing he’s wearing his gym clothes,” she said, “’cause he’s gonna get a workout.”

Then he approached me—ME!—dramatically stretched his tank top over his chiseled chest before ripping it, draping it around my shoulders and kissing my cheek. The women went wild. I was horrified.

It was my cousin Eli. He was cute, well built and I had to admit, really knew how to work the crowd in his tighty whiteys. The women loved him. But I just couldn’t watch.

Where was my chance for gross objectification of the male body?

Later, when the dancers were done and the women crowded the dance floor with abandon, we concluded that the night was less about intellectualizing the societal roles gender and nudity play, and more about mindless release.

“It’s like Disneyland for adults,” said Sasha.

Exactly! It’s about returning to that innocent, liberating time in our lives when we were allowed to imagine and dream, without judgment or limitation— “No, it’s like Splash Mountain,” Sasha added. “All the girls are getting wet!” MTW

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