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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR COPS DO LIKE TO HIKE AFTER ALL I was surprised to read the article “Lahaina’s Best Hike” (Sept. 30, 2004) but was disappointed that certain facts were misrepresented in this story. I would like to make one point very clear: Our officers will respond to any location at any time to investigate crimes. We have, and will continue to enter, places where crimes are being committed or where fugitives are hiding. We have made many arrests on the vacant lot owned by the Weinberg Foundation, to include serious felony cases, and will continue to do so. Since January of this year, we arrested nine individuals on a total of 41 counts in this area.

Crimes range from contempt of court to sexual assault and drug possession.

What is more disturbing is the claim by the writer of “repeated attempts to contact the police for comments on this situation but no one was available.” I have been in command of the Lahaina District since February of 2003 and the author made no attempt to talk to me or Lieutenant Victor Ramos about problems addressed in this story. I would have appreciated an opportunity to set the record straight.

Councilperson JoAnne Johnson notified me that she had contacted the Dept. of Health to address health and sanitation concerns. There are several problems concerning this property, homeless persons and crime problems. Being homeless doesn’t necessarily make someone a criminal and we must differentiate between the two.

I want to assure you, and the community, that our officers will take necessary action wherever and whenever needed.

-Captain Charles Hirata, Commander, Lahaina Police District The Editor Responds: I’m very glad Captain Hirata has commented for the

record. But we did try to get some kind of official statement on the Weinberg property through the usual public information channels, but none came by press time, leaving us with no option but to run with what we had.

SEE PAGE FIVE In response to your article “Lahaina’s Best Hike,” the solution is simple: Gentrification.

Use this as an opportunity for the local SWAT and anti-terrorism forces to get some free, real-life training, especially in implementing non-lethal types of weapons and tactics. Have them, unannounced, surround the field one night and go in with bulldozers and start leveling the place. Then they arrest whoever comes running out. Once all the occupants are removed, go in and retrieve any stolen property so that rightful owners have a chance to recover it. Secondly, set the field on fire and burn it to the ground. Thieves and crackheads are cowards—if you remove their hiding place, they won’t go there anymore.

The proactive community leaders of Maui can work with the Weinberg Foundation to expeditiously implement some beneficial solution for the community. Councilwoman Johnson suggested a home for the elderly, which would be great. How about a decent library for local residents? That library by the harbor is terrible.

-Mike Urbain, Lahaina

NAKED PEOPLE SPEAK The recent cover story, “Naked & Naïve: What really goes on at Little Beach” (Sept. 30, 2004) was a truly naïve attempt to express what is going on at Little Beach.

For me, two words come to mind, freedom and celebration. Little Beach is, itself, a celebration of nature. Its clear water and gentle sloping beach provide a wonderful body surfing break that is exciting and yet safe. As I play in these waves a smile always forms on my face. When I catch a long ride in a sparkling

tube I feel as though I am making love to the Earth Herself.

As for the locals, most of them are out in the waves enjoying the playful clear water. Some locals are up in the woods spying on the sunbathers. A few are able to let go of the social norms they have been indoctrinated with, but most are bound by the “moral” shackles the missionaries so generously imposed on them.

In the case of Little Beach, I find a special freedom, one that encourages people to celebrate. People who are looking for the freedom to pick a fight are not welcome. People are there to celebrate, not argue. Celebration is about opening your heart, lightening up and allowing everyone to express their joy!

I love to run naked into the glorious surf, lay in the warm sun fully exposed like a newborn baby, dance free and feel the trade winds across my skin. These are freedoms I cherish, these things bring me to a state in which I feel so fully alive and joyful that I can’t help but give thanks.

-George Chyz, Haiku Yeah, hi, this is in reference to the new issue that just came out concerning the article “Naked and Naïve.” I think it’s kind of offensive referring to people sitting on branches like a “tribe of horny chimpanzees.” Whoever wrote this article is very biased and I’m surprised that you guys actually printed it.

-Anonymous, via voicemail When you’re done wandering around the wonderfully weird people who populate Little Beach, you might want to stop and talk to the regular folks who visit the beach year after year after year for fun, not to chant, hug or wallow in oddballity.

My wife and I have visited Maui for nearly two decades with one purpose: To spend time on Little Beach. There is something joyful about body surfing naked that you just can’t find in the Pacific Northwest, where we’re from.

As planned development nearby squeezes

in, Little Beach, and all of South Maui, faces pressures that could alter the region’s beauty and livability. That would have been a better focus for your magazine article, not the parade of goofiness you published. If Little Beach’s wonder is diminished, we’ll go someplace else.

That doesn’t do anybody any good.

-Kevin L. Harden, Lake Oswego, Oregon

DOESN’T LIKE LC STINGS Since it is illegal to serve a minor alcohol, is it not illegal for a minor to order alcohol (LC Watch, Oct. 7)? Seems to me it should be.

With some consequences if they attempt to do so, perhaps this law would actually deter minors from attempting to order alcohol.

Perhaps this would be a good law. I mean it makes sense, right? But then the Liquor Control Department couldn’t use the “Sting” tactic, right? It would then be “Entrapment.”

These stings bring thousands of dollars to the self-perpetuating Liquor Control Department cash cow under the banner of “Public Safety,” but do NOTHING to deter minors from attempting to purchase alcohol.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com You were driving the white mustang convertible rental car on Mokulele Hwy. I was in the car behind you. I couldn’t help but notice how you and your family were enjoying your fast food meals. I also noticed how you threw your hamburger wrapper, the mustard container and the two ketchup wrappers out your window as you drove along. You didn’t seem to like it when I honked and yelled, “Maui is not your garbage can.” This didn’t seem to please you. So you drove recklessly, passed me, then abruptly stopped your car 50 feet short from the Mokulele/Pi’ilani intersection and got out.

“Hey, you didn’t like me throwing stuff out the window,” you yelled at me. “Here, bitch.”

Then you came up to my window and threw your Coke in my face and all over the inside of my car. Of course, the worst part about all this is that your small children were in the backseat watching. That’s some nice parenting, brah. It’s people like you who make me wonder if humanity respects anything anymore. MTW

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burrowed into the lot’s thick brush.

By Oct. 12, the Weinberg lot had changed out of all proportion. Police cars were parked on Kenui Street. Construction equipment was still clearing brush, but the for the first time, there was a clear field of view from Honoapi’ilani Road to Front Street.

Mounds of trash and obviously stolen merchandise littered the field. Many encampments were cleared out, but a few remained, sprinkled with bodyboards, recliners, skis and wrecked cars.

“I spent a couple hours there,” said Captain Charles Hirata, Maui Police Department’s Lahaina District commander. “We were knocking down all the campsites. We served notices on people. Once served, they cannot return. If they return, they can be arrested.”

Hirata said he and two other Maui police officers took part in the operation, which served “six or so” notices.

“We used to call it the ‘Kenui Bush,’” Hirata said, referring to the Weinberg lot. “Actually, now it’s known as the ‘Kenui Flats.’”

Hirata said the timing of the operation had nothing to do with either Maui Time’s Sept. 30 story or the repeated, unreturned phone calls we made in mid-September to the Weinberg Foundation asking for comment on the future of the lot.

“We arranged [the operation] with the Weinberg Foundation several months ago to go in and start serving people,” Hirata said.

Hirata added that the Maui PD had “done it several years ago,” though numerous Lahaina residents who’ve lived in town for at least the last decade said they couldn’t remember the last time police went through the field in force and cleaned out the encampments.

Since the Weinberg Foundation has refused to return our phone calls, we asked what Hirata knew of the Weinberg Foundation’s plans for the lot, Hirata said they planned to use it for affordable housing—a plan first put forth by County Councilwoman Jo Anne Johnson.

“Right now they’re doing a project on Oahu,” said Hirata. “Which is why they’re not doing it here right now.” MTW

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WEDNESDAY, OCT. 6 Sean Kaui “Bu La’ia” Hill has been acquitted! A jury yesterday found him not guilty of assault and making terroristic threats against Animal Control Officers. The comedian and Office of Hawaiian Affairs trustee candidate had been accused of coming after the officers with a pickax when they arrived at his Kula home to impound his dogs. Deputy Public Defender Jon Apo said Hill was merely using “reasonable force” against people he thought were trying to “steal” his property. Maui Humane Society Executive Director Jocelyn Bouchard disagreed, telling The Maui News that, “the message that has been sent to me is there’s no protection for our officers.”… In other news, state transportation officials say the proposed inter-island Super Ferry will require Super Harbors! Though Kahului Harbor hardly meets the accepted federal Maritime Administration definition of “super,” it is sophisticated enough to accommodate freighters and cruise ships, so it’ll need minimal improvements.

THURSDAY, OCT. 7 Got to thinking about whatever became of Greta “Mo Bettah” McKelvey, the political neophyte who a couple weeks ago got knocked out of the Democratic Primary race to unseat 10th District state Representative Brian Blundell. Almost as if on cue, someone faxed me a copy of Republican 5th District State Senate candidate Don Couch’s official campaign letterhead. It doesn’t mention Mo Bettah, but it does list her husband Angus McKelvey and her mother-in-law Joan McKelvey as his “West Maui Coordinators.”

FRIDAY, OCT. 8 Really bad news came in today from

Haleakala National Park Ranger Dominic Cardea. There was a death in the park a few days ago, a senseless, senseless death. “Park employees discovered the body of an adult Nene goose killed on a road near an overlook at Haleakala National Park,” Cardea emailed.

“A car struck the bird, one of only 200 in the park… The only information on this bird is that it was a wild-born Nene and already paired with a mate.” Rangers are linking the death to rubes who feed the Nene by hand. Because the Nene isn’t one of nature’s smarter birds, the birds then learn to come up to cars on the road to get food. Next stop—road kill city. The fact that this particular Nene had already mated makes this a double tragedy—apparently, it’s not easy to hack the Nene single scene. “Nene mate for life,” wrote Cardea. “The death of this Nene means that its mate will have to conduct the difficult search for another mate. Most of the birds in the park already have lifetime mates.”…

Don’t even think about talking to me about the Anaheim Angels.

They caught the Big Snake! They caught the Big Snake! There’s a tiny front-page story in today’s Maui News that says at long last, long after shotgun-armed state biologists bugged out, they finally caught the snake that’s been terrorizing… Makena? Wha? “State wildlife officials reported Friday the recovery of a large snake from the golf course at the Makena Resort, identified preliminarily as a python,” reported the News. You mean to tell me that Maui—which supposedly has no snakes—has two snakes?! There’s the infamous Hana brown tree snake that’s still on the loose, and this one? Just how did Maui go from being snake-free to having two entirely different types of snakes? Unless that python was some escaped exotic pet that was smuggled to Hawaii by some rich dude who lives

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SUNDAY, OCT. 10 According to today’s Maui News, the Hawaii State Supreme Court finally ruled on the complaint filed by the Hawaii Republican Party claiming that former Maui Weekly reporter Louis “Cort” Gallup can’t run against Republican incumbent Chris Halford for the 11th District state representative seat because he was born in Canada and thus isn’t a U.S. citizen.

Surprising no one, the Court ruled that the Court can’t possibly rule over such a matter, and that the GOP needs to find some other way to go after Gallup, who for his part, still insists that his Native American birth translates into U.S. citizenship.

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If only she was that interesting... You know, that National Republican Party is one hell of an organization. They’re sharp, hard-hitting and aggressive. Guess they’d have to be all that to have the guts to foist Dubya on the nation again.

Anyway, they’re so aggressive that party chairman Ed Gillespie himself emailed our very own ehbrah@mauitime.com asking him—I think it’s a him—to organize a “Walk the Vote” party for the Bush reelection campaign. “Spending a Saturday morning or Sunday afternoon walking around your neighborhood with your friends and family will do more to affect the outcome of the election than almost any other activity,” Gillespie wrote. “Thanks again for all you have done, and all you can do to help the President.”

TUESDAY, OCT. 12 Well, the U.S. Senate finally did what they should have done a long time ago. Took them forever, but after months—years, even—of talk, the 100 Senators at last did it. That’s right folks, they killed the Akaka Bill. Named for its sponsor, Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawaii), the bill has been languishing in a nether world of, to use Akaka’s words, “procedural shenanigans.” But Akaka says it’ll be back next year. Hey, what’s more appropriate for an ambiguous bill that would give Native Hawaiians the same “status” as Native Americans than an ambiguous ending? MTW

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Uncle Phong Huynh Phong Huynh owns and operates Battlezone in Wailuku. He grew up in Vietnam, the son of a South Vietnamese army officer.

“After the north fell to the communists, we had to leave,” he says wistfully.

“I was 12. Imagine that, you know, arriving in an alien country, not speaking the language. It was hard, ‘cause, there was all this extra pressure on me. It was like, ‘Who is gonna take grandma to the doctor?’ I had to be the translator for my whole family. But, hey, it’s cool, it taught me about perseverance.”

Phong and his family moved to San Diego.

“I had to make that choice, the same one a lot of Vietnamese teenagers have to make: gangs or school,” he says. “I chose school. And I mean I really chose school!

My mom had to take the books from my hand. Grandma thought I was crazy, but like I said, it was different for me. I had to produce. Other people were counting on me.”

He ended up winning a scholarship to college. “I studied business administration. Typical capitalist, eh? When I got out of school, I was like, ‘let’s do some business!’”

He worked in the flourishing PC Bong scene. “I saved up my money,” he says. “I came here for a vacation and saw an opportunity, not just for business—an opportunity both for the community and myself. I’ll tell you frankly, people told me this would flop. FLOP!” As he yells, he chops his hand through

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“They said, ‘Phong, those people aren’t computer literate. Maui isn’t ready for this.’ I didn’t buy that, I mean, if they don’t know then I’ll show them. I’ll teach people about computers. With Battlezone, I wanted to make a nice clean place. No pornography. No obscenity. If someone makes a cuss word, they say ‘sorry Uncle Phong.’ That’s what they call me, ‘Uncle Phong.’ I didn’t want to just make another PC Bong. Have you seen these places? I worked in them for years; there are fights, there are gangs who come in and mess around.”

Internet café gangs?

“You should see,” he says. “In Oahu, people get crazy. Mess each other up, mess up the equipment. I don’t need that headache. No. I wanted a make a place for the casual user,” he pronounces these last two words slowly and carefully. “Someone who just wants to check their e-mail, do their homework, maybe play some games. That kind of thing.”

I look around and see a lot of games and not a lot of homework.

“Don’t shoot me! I thought we was teams!” cries one kid.

“Let me get that gun,” says another. “Hold up. Wait. Where is the key? Here they come!”

The games here are the first person shootem up games: Battlefield Vietnam, Warcraft, stuff like that.

But isn’t that what everyone is all crazy about? Teaching violence via computer games?

“Look, violence is everywhere,” he says.

“Go to a movie. Violence. Watch TV. Violence. Here people can get out their

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aggressions on a computer rather than each other. There is countless scientific research that indicates that games help with hand/eye coordination. The games here are team games. They teach cooperation.”

I look at him skeptically.

“Look, I rate the games, you can’t play some if you’re not old enough. I’m not stupid. I know my role here. Lots of kids come here. I am in a way responsible for them while they are here. My staff and me know all the customers by name. We know their parents.

“I work with the kids in the neighborhood, try to put out small rewards for doing good things,” he says. “Get a good report card, then you get some free computer hours. I want to be a positive contribution to this community. When I was putting this place together, I say to myself, ‘Phong, can my nephew come here?’”

Huynh has future plans. Like working with radio station 98.3 FM on Jam the Vote, a project designed to increase voter registration.

“I am putting together free computer classes in October,” he says. “Simple stuff, you know, how to get an e-mail account, Internet and office basics. But it’s important, for this community, who has, you know, traditionally been disconnected from technology to get ‘plugged in’ to this stuff. Besides, a lot of kids who would otherwise be out on the street spent their entire summer here, where it’s safe. Their parents thank me. In fact, their parents come here, too.” MTW

The end came quickly for Bob Idini. His days of owning Wailuku’s Idini’s are now over.

The deathblow came on the morning of Oct. 7, in the Maui County Liquor Control Adjudication Board hearing room. It began with Bob Idini sitting in the defendant’s chair, accused of a single charge of over-serving a drunk back on Sept. 15, 2003.

The alleged drunk in question was Raymond Joslin. According to LC reports, after leaving Idini’s that night, he hit a car at the intersection of Pu’unene and Ka’ahumunu in Kahului, killing a man. Joslin’s blood alcohol content was three times the normal limit, and police officers at the scene described him as “highly intoxicated.”

Idini, who brought his attorney, pled no contest and expressed obvious remorse.

After all, Joslin was not just a regular customer—he was also a longtime friend. Idini told the Board he’d played pool with Joslin earlier that September night, and he didn’t seem drunk to him. In fact, Joslin had apparently beaten Idini twice.

“I’ve decided to sell the place,” Idini told the Board. “I’m just tired. I’ve been doing this too long.”

Prosecuting Attorney Angela Hedge said the case was “egregious.” She said the law prohibiting over-serving was in place so drunks “wouldn’t play Russian Roulette with people’s lives.” And she said that Idini’s was “also responsible.” But because Idini’s had no priors for over-serving drunks, she recommended a 60-day liquor license suspension.

The Board deliberated for nearly half an hour, which is rare. What wasn’t rare was that when they finally came back into session, they handed down a sentence harsher than that recommended by the Prosecuting Attorney’s Office.

Sitting alone behind the defendant’s desk—his attorney had left during the break—Idini listened quietly as Chair Murayama told him his license was revoked.

Idini said nothing.

“Where’s his attorney?” one board member asked.

“He doesn’t understand,” said another.

Muryama repeated what he’d said. Idini just sat there. Finally it set in.

“So my license is revoked?” he said.

Muryama nodded.

“Okay,” Idini said. Then he walked quickly out of the hearing chamber. MTW

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In August, The Washington Post profiled a staunch pillar of the community of Kalispell, Mont., Richard A. Dasen Sr., who is widely respected for the many good things he has done for the town and its citizens over the last 40 years. But according to recent revelations, his beneficence is marred by one eccentricity—which has resulted in a criminal charge: In the course of counseling the many local women who have come to him for help, he has spent well over $1 million (at $1,000 to $6,000 per episode) on gifts to some of the women in exchange for sex, including, allegedly, one who was underage.

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their ponytails. One ponytail was recovered from his home, with the ends glued, placed underneath the Bible at his bedside. (2) Among the evidence found in a search of Sung Koo Kim’s home in Tigard, Ore., in June (Kim is a suspect in the disappearance of a female Brigham Young University student): 1,000 pairs of women’s underwear, bagged, with some labeled as to which college dorm and woman it came from, and bags of clothesdryer lint, labeled as to the campus laundry room of origin.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS At an August hearing in Calgary, Alberta, in which four prostitutes testified against a 17year-old male customer who had allegedly committed post-sex armed robbery against them, one of the four described the incident that eventually led to the youth’s capture.

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READERS’ CHOICE In August, Kenneth Davis, 42, saw a wild, six-foot-long blacksnake in his neighborhood in Lawrence Township, N.J., and decided to coax it, probably as a joke, toward the residence of his friend Michael File. Michael’s father saw the snake in his yard and stomped it to death, angering Davis, who knocked the father down. Michael File came to his dad’s defense, but Davis picked up the snake, twirled it over his head, and began to beat Michael with it. Michael File then grabbed a baseball bat and hit Davis just as police and rescue workers arrived. (According to police, alcohol was involved.)

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The Contenders Maui sends its share of triathletes to the Ironman The Big Island’s Ironman Triathlon is one of the most famous races in the world.

Begun in 1978, it requires athletes to swim 2.4 miles through rough ocean water, ride a road bike 112 miles over hot lava fields, then run a 26.2-mile marathon—all in one day. The winner gets, aside from the satisfaction of surviving all that, $100,000.

Watched by more than 50 million people worldwide, this year’s Ironman on Oct. 16 will include 2,000 athletes from over 50 countries. Among them are Maui residents Sherry Coons, Jeffrey Melichar and Aaron Alturas.

Coons knows what to expect, having been a professional triathlete from 1990 to 1995. In those years she competed all around the globe. She stopped in 1995 when she experienced kidney failure during that year’s Ironman.

“I have learned a lot through the years competing in Kona,” she said. “You can come here in the best shape of your life expecting a great finish, but the island has its way with you. It has an interesting energy—it either works for you or against you. You can’t come here and think you

are invincible. If you have a weakness, at some stage this race will find it. This is part of the lure why people do it again and again.”

Coons said she’s now fully recovered and is ranked first in her amateur class going into this week’s race. Having moved from California to Maui last year, she’s been able to train in Hawaii’s heat, humidity and wind.

“It’s not just head wind or tail wind, it’s Mumuku wind, whirling wind, coming from all directions,” she said. “It’s gusty, too, up to 60 miles per hour. I have seen people being blown off their bike right into the lava field.”

In the last few weeks, Coons has trained about 27 hours a week. Over a week’s time, she usually swims 10 miles, runs 50 miles and rides her bike another 250.

Unlike Coons, Melichar is a rookie. He’s only been training for two years. He was one of 200 people worldwide to win a lottery slot in the race.

To qualify, he had to compete in a half-Ironman.

But a knee injury took away six weeks of training, meaning he’s only spent the last two and a half months seriously working towards the race.

“Ignorance is bliss,” Melichar said. “I have never raced an Ironman. I know it is a difficult course, I know what is ahead of me. The more

Next up: A marathon

I trained the more I realized the challenge that the Ironman presents, I am looking forward to it, but with respect for the race.”

He estimates that he’ll need about 80 minutes for the swim and six hours for the bike ride. As for the marathon, he says he’s confident that he’ll get through it. During the bike ride alone, Melichar said he’ll be drinking two large bottles of water loaded with electrolytes every hour.

“If you are into triathlons, it doesn’t get any better than this,” he said. “The race has a certain mystique to it and I look forward to experiencing it, it will be one of my highlights. It is a big, big challenge for me.”

Like Melichar, this will be Aaron Alturas’ first Ironman. He’s spent the last five years trying to qualify.

“My swimming and my running are very strong, but cycling is my weakness,” he said. “I have never biked that long before.”

His target is to finish at running, the last of the three disciplines. His background is swimming. In 1997, one of Alturas’ swimming friends qualified for the Ironman and convinced Alturas to come over to Big Island and watch the competition. Alturas said he enjoyed it so much, he bought a bike and started training.

“It is very different from all the other races because of the heat,” he said. “I have seen really strong contenders fail because they underestimated the need for fluids. Over the years there were a few people who qualified from Maui, and I have always been cheering them on. This year, there will be many friends coming over and hopefully cheer for us.” MTW

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Black Rock Burning One Maui girl’s Burning Man adventure

His name was William. He wore dusty cowboy boots and girls brief underpants decorated with little blue flowers. His hair was pulled back in a high skinny desert ponytail, then wrapped in a zebra bandana and tied so that it looked like a crown.

He was in his fifties—a tall, lanky white guy with drunken pompous wit. He had an old money, East Coast demeanor but I think he was raised in Texas. He made me think of a mix between Mad Max Mel Gibson and Keith Richards on narcotics.

He was the most hideously attractive man I had ever seen. He was shockingly and repulsively magnetic. He built a dance floor of tarp and large blue waterman bottles with flashlights in its corners. He danced in a gangly yet eloquent way. I laughed and clapped at his ability to be wholeheartedly free.

He was everything that Burning Man exemplified. The single image of this man enthusiastically dancing in the desert with

all of his being reminded me that my days in Black Rock City were about finding my self within my most raw and true form and co-existing with thousands of people that were there doing the same thing, whether they realized it or not. William helped me remember that love and aloha was everywhere, and it came from within.

Burning Man is a one-week event held 120 miles north of Reno, Nevada in the Black Rock Desert, where temperatures soar to 100 degrees in the day but drop to freezing at night. It is a city created on an ancient lakebed they call a playa that dares its visitors to express themselves outside of their usual comfort zone. The focal points are community, participation, self-reliance, and pure un-inhibited fun. There are theme camps, art instillations, art cars or buses as well as costumes that will shock and inspire all who dare to sneak a naughty peak.

This year’s festival, held in early

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September, attracted an estimated 35,000 people. It’s a long way from my Maui home, but I was there this year. I’d been there before, but my attendance this year was inspired by Moley, my partner in crime and best friend since I was nine.

“I’m going to Burning Man!” she shouted at me two weeks before the event.

“Not without me!” I screamed back.

I contacted my Bay Area diva, Dovi Dean, also known as D, and asked for some love. She offered us a ride and shelter during the festival in the luxurious back seat area of her Ford SUV. Moley and I gathered our best Hollywood Diva/Tank Girl digs and our Costco-sized baby wipes and set off for the circus.

DAY 1

We met up with D in her beautifully remodeled Victorian home in East Oakland.

We toasted to our voyage in a dive off Lake

Merritt with Makers Mark shots and three pints. Later, D convinced me to dress in all black and creep over to the park across from her home and swipe six free standing fence posts for the shade structure we would erect in the desert. We staggered into the park like drunken monkeys, but got our fence posts.

The next morning I was a wreck. We packed a survival kit fit for three women into D’s Explorer, which we named Billy.

Then we drove to see our RV friends who were going to stay at the oasis-like Lush Camp. They had our fake tickets. We waited and waited. Then we waited and waited some more.

We finally got them at 8 p.m. Well, some fake tickets—we got two, but there were three of us. It was better than nothing, so we set off. We followed them through the mountains but then somehow became separated. I was tired, but my co-pilot Moley was out so I had to stay awake. Finally we

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Local Girl Scout troop reached Pyramid Lake. We got lost, then found our way to the entrance to Black Rock City.

Because we only had two tickets, I had to hide in the back of Billy so the Black Rock Border Patrol didn’t find me, fine me, and make me pay $350 for a legit Burning Man ticket.

We stopped. I laid down beneath our food, blankets and a thick futon mattress.

D and Moley handed over their fake tickets. The Border Patrol guy looked them over. I could see his hand inching toward my face. Then he gave the tickets back.

Climbing from my hideout, we squealed with delight, reveling in the success of my sudden invisibility spell.

DAY 2

The day began with a Welsh bloke inviting us to have whiskey with him and his mates. We declined, then parked next to a camp near Lush to find our friends who guided us most of the way there. We found them, then watched our first sunrise over the playa as beautiful burners stumbled, pranced, danced and rejoiced to a new day in Black Rock City.

“Welcome home,” many locals told us. We smiled and thanked them. D was in her element. Moley and I looked at each other and took in the newness of our surroundings. We were still experiencing culture shock.

D danced over to an RV that was playing some of the sweetest soulful House music I’d heard. We adopted the RV and the boy/men attached to it. We dubbed them honorary House Maestros of the Playa. One of the boy/men then admitted to me that his burn has begun. I spent the rest of the day trying to avoid his kissing me and luring me back into his den.

We set up camp where we were and decide we needed proper Gin and Tonics to toast our first day in the desert. As soon

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The latest in high fashion and sarongs. There we drank Crown Royal on the rocks and entertained ourselves with crazy inebriated rantings.

The storm died a few hours later. It was about that time that a two-story art bus bumpin’ rock drove in front of us. We grabbed our cocktails, ran after the desert taxi, then climbed to its roof and danced like wild women. Our chariot eventually eased to a stop, in front of a sea of exuberant burners surrounded by hundreds of beautiful breasts.

This was the Critical Tits Gathering. It was Boobie Mecca. Someone immediately handed me a coconut rum slushy and asked if I would like some lotion on my hands. We mingled. D got body paint, then we boogied back to our camp before the sunset.

By now, hunger had set in. So D hooked up the barbecue and made yummy sausages in a roll with all the fixins. We drank Guinness, then received a surprise visit from our RV Maestro boy/men, who offered to share their comforts, candy and camaraderie.

We danced outside the RV, sharing stories of home, which at that time seemed so far away. The RV boy/men told us that they actually held corporate jobs in San Fran, LA and Vancouver. One was a high-powered financial consultant, one a chiropractor, another an event coordinator and one was a surgeon.

They entertained us in the best Burning Man way, and we danced hard in the cold even though my sweet Maui girl ass was freezing.

D, Moley and I decided they were all total metrosexuals. We also began calling the one boy/man who crushed on me “Shawshank,” because he was making things happen. I was still using my psychic skills to ward off his persistent crush— which was rapidly turning into Burning

as the drinks were made a dust storm kicked up, forcing us to spend many hours pontificating inside Billy. We concurred that baking the marinated chicken we had in the Lush RV was a fantastic idea, so when the storm died down we set off and cooked chicken and potatoes in their RV. After dinner we ventured into the night.

Moley went to Maui Camp to play with some fire-spinners. I was divinely led to a lit dome exuding olfactory bliss blessed by a 12-piece brass marching band. I danced with all of my being until the troupe of pipers floated away.

High on getting my groove back, I sauntered sleepily to my Billy bed. I fell asleep sandwiched between three slammin’ systems bumping hard galactic bass and dreamt of a heavenly vault blanketed in mist, magic and music.

DAY 3

We woke at sunrise. Some camp neighbors we hadn’t met before came by and asked us to move so the 50-foot light beacon they were building wouldn’t fall on us.

Then the beacon people fed us coffee and moved our things 50 feet away from the drop zone. It was a good location for us— close to the Temple of Venus, which offered psychic, sexual and mental goddess support. It was like Mists of Avalon meets Star Wars.

The beacon people turned out to be the Vanilla Comfort Camp, a group that fed the burners homemade vanilla ice cream, as well as peach and blueberry sorbet. We thanked them kindly, bartering Maui papayas and a pineapple. Then Chef D made us eggs and toast on her propane camping stove.

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Man love. It was also contagious. He and I made plans for the next night.

Later I sat with D and watched William—the quintessential example of all things Burning Man—gyrate around us like Rod Stewart singing “If you want my body and you think I’m sexy.”

DAY 4

Once again the sun rose. I was finally acclimated to Black Rock City. Moley decided she wanted to explore, so she went to get a Thai Massage at Center Camp.

D and I stayed, enthralled watching William. The chiropractor asked me what I thought William did for a day job.

“William is God,” I said without hesitation. “There would be no other way for God to come back unless in cowboy boots and panties.”

He giggled and agreed. As we sat, a dust devil suddenly materialized, picked up the umbrella I was using for shade, spun it around the air and then carried it off into the next camp like Mary Poppins.

We danced all day and laughed and embraced the limitless possibility of uninhibited liberty. Fantastically gorgeous folks floated by like a parade of pageant queens and kings on art cars while perfectly perfect Playa people played precariously preposterous pandemonium.

It was divine.

After laughing the day away I began to feel the weight of my exhausted dirtiness.

Moley and I decided to find a solar shower to cleanse ourselves of our societal roles and be baptized newborn baby burners.

After the shower I fell into a sleep-deprived coma. Moley then ventured off to be a part of the Man Burning—the most famous part of the festival. She later described it as an intense, tribal celebration of chaos and joyful release. I missed the Man Burn but didn’t mind. Mayhem was never my bag.

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Man on fire I’d enjoyed the best sleep of my life, even if Shawshank had stood me up.

DAY 5

Moley and I started the day—our last at the festival—by heading to Center Camp for some Bond Girl-type investigation.

That’s where we met Random—his real name, apparently—and discussed the disk-shaped clocklike structure hanging from his neck.

My notes are fuzzy on this point but I think he called it a “gyro astrosphere.” No, maybe it was a “planetspheric astro gyronomicdisc.” Could have been a “spherical astronomicgyronorb.” Look, whatever he called it, it was a clock timepiece disk thing that told the time as well as the current astrological sign.

We liked Random. Then Moley met a young gentleman who said Burning Man was an “eco-chamber of the soul.” When I asked him what he did for a living, he said he was a 34-year-old writer for the New York Daily News.

Back at our Shangri La, we ate tasty meat nuggets that sweet D had made. I also

got a visit from Shawshank, who apologized profusely for standing me up. I don’t know if it was the heat or the leftover enjoyment of the day before, but I didn’t care. I forgave him and fell head over heels in Burning Man love. The ladies decided that we would adopt Shawshank.

We agreed to stay in touch.

Our farewell soundtrack was hardcore, old school drum and bass as the ladies and I danced to Lush Camp. On the way, a 50-year-old chap named Moose asked us where we were headed. I said we were going to the Astroturf.

“Sounds sexy,” he said. “Can I come?”

“Um, sure!”

We followed the hypnotic beats and ended up sitting under a lovely dome tent on our sexy astroturf next to an artificial rock pond with plastic lilies. We drank Guinness. Moose said he was a facilitator of technology systems at some company.

He also said Burning Man was the most amazing place in the world because it was the ultimate “environment of expression.”

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The Temple, pre-conflagration old friend of ours named Tim-I. He was wearing a blue tutu that exposed his ass and a pink veil adorned with synthetic white flowers. He carried a bag of Hawaiian Style chips.

Tim-I said coming to Burning Man was about embracing your “royal self,” while still being someone who held a nine-to-five job. He said all echelons of society were able to co-exist within a harsh environment together by applying “self-sustainability within a disposable community.” He then said that Burning Man allowed us to get to the “roots of technology” because the festival was a technologically advanced world within a purely natural environment.

We spent the evening packing and waiting for the burning of the Temple of Stars.

Created by the artist David Best, the Temple took four months to build. It was finally finished about 48 hours before it was to be destroyed.

Around 8 p.m. we walked to the middle of the playa, following a parade of lit art vehicles. People marched slowly to the structure, which was as exquisite and lovely as lace. It sat like a vestal virgin in the

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midst of the black desert sky’s backdrop, surrounded by tired but happy burners.

D, Moley and I walked silently to the Temple and waited for them to begin. I think they might have been on Maui time because we waited quite a while. When it finally went up in flames I swear I felt the spirit. I crouched down to pray, giving thanks for all my blessings, even the ones that hurt.

Everyone was mostly silent.

As volunteers began taking everything down—it could take them as long as a month to finally get Black Rock Desert completely restored—we piled into Billy and headed to a shower and buffet in Reno. I drove. Rolling down the window, I breathed in my last breath of playa dust and smiled, knowing that if it ever went down and everyone needed to come together and live off the earth, that we could do it and we would still look damn good doing it, too. MTW Research provided by Lauren Dahl.

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Frantic Signs, Curly Fries and Freezes They’ve got a lot of neat stuff at Treats and Sweets worked at Treats and Sweets “a really long time.

The fluorescent lighting casts a transluLike six months. I think.” She tells me “the most cent pallor over those attempting to enjoy popular items are the Freezes and the plate lunchtheir ice cream cones. Mosquitoes buzz in es. Yeah, the plate lunches. The short rib one.” a thick cloud near the lights, occasionally Do people buy a lot of stuff? making kamikaze runs to buzz someone’s “Well,” she says, her eyes widening, as if ear. A gecko sits majestically upside down preparing to tell an incredible tale. “The and above the clamor. The ice cream biggest order was, I think, $30.” cones begin to deteriorate in the heat, A couple rolls up on Razors. While waiting allowing the ice cream to drip slowly in line, the guy takes off his red t-shirt and down hands and wrists. wraps it around his head like a Palestinian Treats and Sweets is a taste of the old guerilla. He tells Amanda that he wants a Maui school ice cream joints long since passed.

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You’re not going to find tourists here. It’s “Curly fries, too,” the kind of place he says. that people go to When their orders after first dates.

66 Vevau St., Kahului, 877-5142. are filled, the couple It’s a charming 1824 Oihana St., Wailuku, 244-4170. scoots away awkwardly, establishment Open 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m., Sun-Thu; 10 a.m.trying to hold the that sells fatten11 p.m., Fri-Sat. razors as well as eat ing confections their desserts at the and local food same time. Moments later, they return. that tastes real good.

They’ve forgotten their precious curly fries. By Do not go to Treats and Sweets if you now, they’ve decided to just dine at the red are on a diet. plastic tables.

Amanda works at Treats and Sweets.

Blocks away, the Maui County Fair is taking She’s a senior in high school and says she’s

Treats and Sweets

Left to Right - Joanna Floyd, Nettie Juario, Ronalyn Cabingas they look frantic. There are so many signs that you can’t see in or out of the restaurant. Cans of soda pop and Pog sit in a line, empty and dusty with a Post-it note attached to them advertising their respective prices.

Nearby, a sign sternly informs customers to “Take some Dip Sticks when visiting relatives.

You must take some when visiting grandma and grandpa.”

“Amanda,” I mischievously ask, “how much bigger has your ass gotten, since you started working here?”

“I don’t gain it in my ass. It all goes right here,” she tells me, patting her belly and laughing. MTW

place. There, theoretically, people can eat all the junk food they want, without coming to Treats and Sweets.

“But it’s not the same,” says one person standing in the swelling line. “They make it different, you know, like, you can tell the difference. Especially with the curly fries.”

One of the most striking aspects of Treats and Sweets is what it looks like on the outside.

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CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877–9001. $ Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers with veggie styles and all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8772400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Café Marc Aurel - Offers an elegantly casual menu, including Gourmet Cheeses, Dolmas, Tzaiki and an extensive By-The-Glass wine list.

28 N. Market Street, Wailuku near the Iao Theatre. 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055. $ Curry in a Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-3328. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $

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Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220. $$

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui, conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $

Dish - The concept is simple. Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entrees, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen. Sessions available Wed-Sat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877-4486. $$

Sub Paradise - Maui’s famous subs since 1990.

Coffee, an extensstive list of breakfast bagels, sub Sandwiches, and salads. Open M-F 7 - p.m Sat 7-5pm, Sun 7-4pm 395 E. Dairy Rd, 877-8779.

Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877–7461. $$ Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients.

1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - Oasis of cozy European and fresh island fish cuisine in the midst of the industrial zone. Lunch, dinner, catering. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$ International House of Pancakes - (IHOP)- Open for breakfast, specialty pancakes, sandwiches, along with lunch and dinner entrees. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ Koho Grill & Bar - Comfort food in a casual setting.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 8775588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. Sushi platters available. 52 Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. Omelettes, burgers, salads. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

Krispy Kreme - This corporation is known all over the world for its tasty glazed doughnuts. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

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Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to “take five.” 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS. $

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade cornbeef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. Happy Valley, Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese.

170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke, open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku 249-0052. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and island spices. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Also offer catering. 1900 Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the kitchen sink burritos to quesadillas a la carte.

Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunch with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night.

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

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Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable take-out seafood, chicken, ribs—all fried deep tempura style or grilled. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Sam Sushi - Located inside Wow-Wee Cafe with over 20 years of experience in the food industry.

Catering and party trays available. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 873-6400. $

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Try their homemade Tiramisu! 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Sandalwood Golf Course Restaurant - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $

Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner, with burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods, deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with daily specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

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Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market Street, Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

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I’ve been working for Anthony’s Coffee Co. for four and a half years. Many people don’t realize Anthony’s has great food in addition to roasting our own coffee beans and having great coffee.

And you get a lot of food for your money.

Some favorite unique and tasty highlights of our menu include five different types of eggs benedict with your choice of kalua pork benedict, benedict Arnold—with turkey and avocado—salmon lox benedict, and ‘fresh catch of the day’ benedict. We don’t fry any of our eggs.

It’s either scrambled or poached. People also love our French toast with all the fixins and Roselani ice cream, too. I like it when people have a big smile and are stoked on my food.

I was born and raised here on Maui, in Haiku, and pursued my interest in cooking when I attended culinary school in 1990 at Kapiolani Community College. Since then I’ve had various other jobs including working at a noni farm before I began working at Anthony’s.

On an average day we come in at 5:30 a.m. after the counter crew comes in and starts brewing the coffee at 5:15, thank God! The first thing we do is start boiling the potatoes and cooking eggs and bacon for breakfast. Lunch starts at 11 and features all types of fresh and generously portioned sandwiches, and then the kitchen closes at 2 p.m. We also pack picnic lunches for the road to Hana and keep fresh sandwich wraps ready to go in our cooler.

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Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 2445426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111.$$

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100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a -Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

grilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $

Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S. Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$

Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific Cusine with a blend of Louisiana Cajin, and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 8748385. $$ K

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

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Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$

Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$

Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K

Aha’Aina - Ocean front dinning Featuring a delicious chili pork burrito and a large variety of omelets. Island fish, chicken Katsu. Open for breakfast and Lunch only Tues - Sat 7a.m. - 2 p.m. Sun 7 a.m. -1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Cafe Del Sol - Open for breakfast and lunch. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special. 3620 Baldwin Ave, Makowa 572-4877. $

Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Cevoli’s Motorcycle Cafe - A bistro with pizza, pasta, ribs, fresh island fish, deli sandwiches, nightly entrees. 1280 S Kihei Rd. Azeka Plaza, 874-8377. $

Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$

Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches.

11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 5739065. $$

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799. $

Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$

Seawatch - Hawaii regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$

Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, Pork, or Seafood, and veggies.

Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly.

1280 S. Kihei Rd. #120, 875-8366. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600.

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a huge bar and open-air deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 8799952. $

Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-woodburning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim seafood. Breakfast, lunch, pupus and dinner. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi, open 5 p.m.-12 a.m.

Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies, shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874–6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including 1/2 lb burgers and deli sandwhiches with 24 T.V.’s, and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd, 879-0602. $

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with char-

Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $

Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-

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9144. $$ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard.

Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.

3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$

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spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $

stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Lahaina Town, with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi—great steamers! Open nightly with live entertainment. Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$

SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $

Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$

Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and patries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and Gyro’s with a variety of teas. open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Road, Haiku Market Place. 575-9588. $

Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. Lunch 11 a.m.2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$

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Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K

Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina.

Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, fried deep tempura style or grilled. Great food great prices. 844 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$

Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All— Serve All. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more! Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special.

Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$

Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience,

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, along with island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar.

Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$ Island Taco’s - The best soft shell taco’s ever.

Choice of beef, fish, pork or chicken. Served with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese. onions, and Jalapeno’s. Open Late night. 744 Luakini St. Lahaina $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with

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Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Lahaina (and Napili). $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat special and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758. $

Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices!

Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K

Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Speciality sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro.” Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish.

Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288. $$$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 am - 10 pm. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining.

Now featuring reasonalby priced tapas-Hawiian Style menu.for supper and late night dining. 6:30 am10pm.The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 6651822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizer, traditional and specialty Mexican food with full bar.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–4666. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Delicious Påd Thai, among many items.

Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, $ Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; $ Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef.

Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 pm 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dinning restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30p.m.10p.m.4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Kahana 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaii`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches, and hamburgers along with a full bar.

Open 11:30 a.m. - 10 p.m. 927 Wainee St. Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3538. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814. $ Tropica - Oceanfront dining on Ka’anapali Beach, features sizzling steaks, fresh fish, prepared in variety of styles, and specialty entress, appetizers, and deserts.

5:30-9:30pm. Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York Style Pizza, Calzones, and Hot & Cold Heros. Open 7 Days.

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“I look at my job as a modern day traveling minstrel,” says Mark Farina on his official website, www.markfarina.net, “to bring new music to as many places as I can, and expose obscure records that, otherwise, might go hidden.”

Hmm... kinda like a hidden fungus among us, maybe?!

Anyway, get that fungal fever and check out one of the top DJs on the planet this weekend!

Farina’s lineup on Friday will also include local DJs G-spot, Daniel J and Ikon. Tickets are $15 pre-sale at Request Records in Wailuku, or $20 at Hapa’s the night of the show. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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Outfoxed!

Bangarra

Friday, 7 p.m., Ka Lama Building Room 103 at MCC

Friday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [DANCE] As part of the Pacific Connections Series, the Maui Arts & Cultural Center is hosting an Aboriginal dance troupe, Bangarra (pictured left). Not just contemporary dance theater, Bangarra promises to present an edgy, unique and spiritual, theatrical and cultural experience, which belies a reverence for traditional, ancient roots with a fresh, modern style. It’s visual poetry, baby, yeah. Be prepared to be mesmerized… For tickets ($10-$25), call 242-7469.

[FILM/POLITICAL] Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism is an entertaining though largely unsurprising documentary on the “fair and balanced’ Fox Network. Made by Robert Greenwald, whose previous aciddripping docs include Uncovered on the deceptive run-up to the 2003 invasion of Iraq and Unprecedented, which laid out the insanity of the 2000 presidential election, Outfoxed uses internal Fox emails and whistleblowers to show that the network actually skews its news toward Republican Party interests. While the movie lays out its case in blistering detail, you have to wonder whether anyone still takes Fox’s “We report, you decide” mantra seriously. The network is insanely popular, but is it really because viewers think quasi-fascist guys like Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly are giving them the straight skinny? Alas, Outfoxed has no answer. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Healthy Hawaii Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. at the Lahaina Cannery Mall [FITNESS] This “positive living” expo features demos on feng shui, yoga, aromatherapy, nutrition and all types of alternative healing practices, as well as tarot, palm and intuitive readings—I guess it’s healthy to want to know your future’s in the palm of your hand, right? Ha ha. Anyway, professional psychic Liah Howard will do the whole trance-and-channel thing at 11 a.m. from the “higher realms” of Native American, Angelic, Galactic, Indian and Devic [that’s Fairy, for you non-higher-realm-speaking individuals]. Also, don’t miss the “Mr. and Ms. Maui 2004” bodybuilding/figure contest at 4 p.m. with the 2004 Natural Hawaiian Islands Bodybuilding Champion, Roland Ho (pictured right) as the celebrity guest poser. For more info or to register as a bodybuilding contestant—you go, boy/girl!—call Leo at 250-6265, Mary at 281-7645 or Eric at 669-9091.

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Voyaging Chronicles Saturday, noon at Borders Books in Kahului [BOOKSIGNING] Author Tere Batham sailed for 14 months across 10,000 miles to New Zealand. Also onboard are Batham’s husband and a beautiful Japanese girl escaping an arranged marriage. Along the way, the trio encounters such marvels as a torch-lit midnight festival at Kompira San, the ruins of megalithic Nan Madol, an ancient South Sea Island culture verging on extinction, temple-strewn islands, volcanic coastlines and a deadly crocodile attack. Cruising Japan to New Zealand: The Voyage of the Sea Quest certainly sounds like an interesting travel narrative—far better than my Uncle Stan’s recount of his summer trip to Hoboken anyway.

And he even brought beer steins shaped like Frank Sinatra’s head, too. For more info, call 877-6160.

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Saturday, 7 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [DANCE] This fifth annual concert with mele, oli and traditional hula showcases the award-winning talents of Kaumaka’iwa ‘Lopaka’ Kanaka’ole, Hapa and Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka. This year’s theme takes the audience “into the forested lands of upcountry Maui to reawaken the spirit of a Maui that once was… and must be again.” For tickets ($30), call 242-7469.

An Evening with Mayor Harry Wednesday, 5:30-8 p.m. in the Pa’ina Building dining room at MCC [POLITICAL] Harry Kim has been mayor of the Big Island since 2000. His first campaign was notable for more than the fact that he’d never run for office before—fighting all conventional wisdom about American political campaigns, Kim refused to accept contributions in excess of $10. He’s a Republican, but his governing style has been straight independent. And now he’s coming to Maui, to be the featured speaker at the free rally “Lucky We Live Hawaii—A Night of Serious Fun.” Sponsored by the Ohana Coalition, the event will feature Kim, our own Mayor Alan Arakawa, local Ohana-endorsed candidates, music as well as light pupus and beverages. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Personal Best Director Peter Berg shows what winning is all about

This gritty and unconventional high school football movie is the triumphant result of director Peter Berg’s uncompromising filmic adaptation of the 1990 non-fiction bestseller Friday Night Lights: a Town, a Team and a Dream by journalist H.G. Buzz Bissinger (Shattered Glass). Although David Aaron Cohen’s (The

hall of fame, much less his ability to escape the choking confines of his small town surroundings. The team’s toiling quarterback Mike Winchell (Lucas Black—Slingblade) however has more hesitation in his heart than he can begin to acknowledge even to himself. What the two players, and every other one on the

Coach Billy Bob and his haunting gaze Panthers team, share is dream for accomplishDevil’s Own) screenplay falters briefly in a coument that comes through the transparent ple of scenes, Friday Night Lights flourishes due guidance of their well-trusted coach. to its potent naturalistic acting from an ensemAn injury to Boobie’s left knee in an early ble of gifted actors led by Billy Bob Thornton as season game forces Coach Gaines to harden the put-upon coach of a West Texas small town his team with a desire for perfection from an (Odessa, Texas) football team. individual perspective that speaks to a degree The film exactingly personifies American of integrity rarely spovalues of pride and ego ken of in popular in their lowest and American culture. After highest manifestations. a tooth-and-nail strugBilly Bob Thornton’s gle to compete in the magnificently underRated PG-13/117 mins. state championships, a stated performance as coin-toss decision pits Coach Gary Gaines the Permian Panthers against a team of intimrivals Kurt Russell’s similarly tempered role in idating oversized players on the Dallas Carter this year’s Olympic hockey film Miracle.

Cowboys team.

The first thing you notice about Friday It’s within this David-and-Goliath struggle Night Lights is its purposefully washed-out that the movie comes together during Coach look that cinematographer Tobias Schliessler Gaines’ halftime speech to his players in which uses to capture heartland America in a docuhe clarifies his definition of perfection that he’s mentary style that reflects the quietness and used to guide them all season long. He says that lonely desolation of the place. We get an immeperfection is when you can look each other in the diate sense of the vast guarded nature of a culeye and honestly say that you have done everyture vacuum where a local high school football thing in your power to win with joy in your heart. team’s success is the only thing the populace He goes on to advise the players to put each can pin all of their hopes and dreams on. other in their hearts forever, because forever is It’s the 1988 football season, and second about to happen in the last half of the last footyear Permian High School coach Gary Gaines ball game most of them will ever play. The two can’t go anywhere without getting advice from quarters of play that follow are joyous and surlocals about how to lead the town’s team to prising for the humanity derived from an victory at the upcoming Texas state champiendeavor executed with best intentions and onship that would be their fifth such victory in purity of heart. the team’s 30-year history.

Winning and losing are shown to be equal Odessa’s Permian Panthers’ star running aspects through the same prism of light. That back for is a cocky uber-athlete named Boobie doesn’t happen very often in the movies, espeMiles (Derek Luke—Antwone Fisher) who has cially Hollywood sports movies. MTW no doubts about his destiny in the pro football

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A Home at the End of the World 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Colin Farrell, Robin Wright Penn, Sissy Spacek and Dallas Roberts star in the latest film, from the mind of author/screenwriter Michael Cunningham (The Hours), that chronicles through the lives of two childhood friends what we mean by love, commitment and loyalty. And, perhaps most importantly, it re-examines the idea of family, and in doing so shows us its very essence and the ways in which that essence can be redefined.

"How many movies these days leave you wanting more? This funny and heartfelt film is a small treasure" (Rolling Stone). Rated R. 120 min.

New This Week GARDEN STATE - R - Comedy, Drama, Romance - A antidepressent-medicated 20something guy (Zach Braff) living in L.A. as an actor returns to his New Jersey home for his mother’s funeral. Meeting up with his childhood friends and fears, he confronts the issues that have catapulted him into the land of malaise and ennui. Along the way, he also meets a girl (Natalie Portman) with issues of her own, who helps him to see the world with un-medicated eyes.

Basically, it’s a journey of self-discovery but not quite that hokey-sounding. So, okay, this movie was one of the best we’ve seen this year—at the Wailea Film Festival—so just go see it.

TAE GUKGI: BROTHERHOOD OF WAR – (R) – Action/Adventure/Art/Foreign/Drama – This is a Korean film about two Korean brothers who get drafted and have to fight in the Korean War. It looks promising, but its plotline of older-brothertries-to-protect-younger-brother from the horrors of war is pretty thin. But like all recent war films, it has “graphic depictions of war violence,” which means it should be pretty entertaining. And entertainment is what war’s all about, right?

TEAM AMERICA – (R) – Action/Adventure, Comedy/Puppet show – This action movie with puppets tells the story of an elite band of anti-terrorist commandoes who attempt to rid the world of evildoers. Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone—the makers of South Park, BASEketball and Orgazmo—the film should have plenty of subtle humor and light-hearted fun. Word has it they had to cut a golden shower scene to keep the movie Rated R. Woohoo—great reason to buy the DVD! WE DON’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE - R Drama/Romance - Two couples (Naomi Watts and Peter Krause, Laura Dern and Mark Ruffalo), who have all been close friends for a long time, find their lives changing when two of them have an affair. Naughty, naughty couples.

Now Showing ALIEN VS. PREDATOR - (PG13) – Science Fiction/Action – This landmark 5-4 Supreme Court decision from the final years of the often controversial Warren Court stipulated that in times of crisis involving scary monsters from space that drool acid and kill things really, really fast, humanity is pretty much screwed. How they converted Justice Felix Frankfurter’s dry, legalistic rhetoric into a movie starring Lance Henriksen is beyond me.

CRIMINAL – (R) – Crime/Drama – Three people scheme over how to sell the incredibly rare and expensive piece of U.S. currency that’s somehow fallen into their possession. Diego Luna plays the young Latino dude, John C. Reilly plays the 30something white guy and Maggie Gyllenhaal plays the white guy’s sister. It’s, of course, set in Los Angeles, because all the great crime stuff always seems to happen there.

FENG SHUI - (Unrated) - ? - Feng Shui is the placement of objects in order to maximize beauty, functionality and common sense. This movie could be about that or maybe it’s another roman-

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Garden State—where people go to get wet tic comedy involving overpaid starlets and the mindless men who love them. We don’t know for sure.

THE FORGOTTEN - (PG13) - Thriller - Julianne Moore stars in this psychological thriller as a single mother who loses her 8-year-old son and seeks emotional therapy from a head doc. But the psychiatrist (Gary Sinise) tells her she’s trippin—she never had a son and she’s making the whole thing up. But then she meets another parent going through the same thing so he two pair off to find out what the dealy is, yo.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS – PG 13 – Drama – Think Any Given Sunday, but two days earlier and with high school jocks instead of pros. This sports movie chronicles the highs and lows experienced by the 1988 Permian High Panthers of Odessa, Texas. Critics are supposedly calling it one of the greatest football movies ever, but I don’t see how it will ever top Gus, the 1976 Don Knotts/Tim Conway masterpiece about a Yugoslavian mule that got drafted as a field goal kicker. Stars Billy Bob Thornton as the coach and Derek Luke as some guy.

LADDER 49 – (PG13) – Drama – Joaquin Phoenix plays a firefighter trapped in a burning building. The whole movie takes place has he reflects on his life as the rest of his ladder company takes their sweet time rescuing him. Also stars John Travolta as the fire chief.

MR. 3000 – (PG13) – Comedy – Bernie Mac plays a retired Hall of Fame ballplayer who has to unretire when he finds out that three of his 3,000 hits have been disqualified. Not wanting to be known as Mr. 2997, he decides to make a comeback seven years after he last stepped to the plate. Also stars Angela Bassett.

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE – (PG) – Comedy – A cult classic already because of the screening at the Wailea Film Festival this year, Napoleon Dynamite is about a red afro-ed, dorky teenager who sells herbal breast enhancers door-to-door while practicing his dance moves and learning the way of the ninja as he helps his new best friend win the election for Student Body President. This is kind of a coming-of-age story but it’s hilarious so go see it, you big fat turd! Gawwwsh!

RAISE YOUR VOICE - (PG) - Drama - Isn’t Hilary Duff, like, 40 by now? Well here she is again, playing a teenage girl from a small town, only instead of a goofy romantic comedy, she’s doing a goofy romantic drama about her summer in a Los Angeles performing arts school following the death of her supportive older brother.

RESIDENT EVIL 2: APOCALYPSE - (R) Action/Adventure, Sci-Fi/Fantasy and Suspense/Horror – Sequel to the first Resident Evil film, which chronicled the adventures secret government agent Alice (Milla Jovovich) had fighting a bunch of “bloodthirsty zombies”—as if there were “vegetarian zombies” running loose—at the evil Umbrella Corporation. This movie takes place the next day, when Alice escapes to Raccoon City and finds just about everyone zombified.

If that isn’t enough, there’s some monster on the loose named Nemesis who moans a lot.

SHALL WE DANCE? – (PG13) – Drama, Musical This movie reads like an after-hours flick on cable: “An overworked Chicago accountant (Richard Gere), tired of the boring routine that his life has become, sees a beautiful dance teacher (Jennifer Lopez) through a window and decides to get to know her better, and as the joy of dancing enters his life, he discovers that it might just be the secret to saving his troubled marriage...” (Greg’s Previews, Yahoo Movies!)

SHARK TALE – PG – Animation – An all-star cast voices the story of a little fish (Will Smith) who tells tall tales

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and gets famous. There’s a shark that gets killed and some running—er, swimming—around as the shark family seeks retribution. There’s also a love triangle involving the little fish, a hot fish voiced by Angelina Jolie and a sweet fish voiced by Renee Zelleweger.

Other voices by Robert De Niro and Jack Black.

SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW – (PG) – Science Fiction/Adventure – For all the stunning digital-effects that make up the movie’s 1939-style future world, the plot is elegantly simple: Hero pilot Sky Captain (Jude Law) and fetching reporter Polly Perkins (Gwyneth Paltrow) team up with spooky/sexy aviatrix Franky Cook (Angelina Jolie) to find missing scientists and save the world from giant robots and monsters. But what’s really remarkable about this film is that director/screenwriter Kenny Conran has absolutely no Hollywood experience—for the last decade, he’s spent every day of his life working on the movie on his home computer.

TAXI – (PG13) – Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime – At last, some Hollywood genius has finally made a movie about that beloved 1970s television situation comedy Taxi. I can’t tell you how long I’ve waited to see Jim and Latka and all the rest on the big screen… what? Oh, I guess this is something different, starring Jimmy Fallon as a cop who ends up partnered with taxi driver Queen Latifah. Yeah, I’d much rather see them than Andy Kaufman, Danny Devito and Christopher Lloyd. Also stars the reasonably attractive Brazilian supermodel Giselle Bundchen.

WITHOUT A PADDLE - (PG13) - Comedy - Think Deliverance, but not as funny. Seth Green, Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard play three guys who take a canoe into the Oregon wilderness looking for treasure but finding dangerous hunters, hippie chicks, wild rapids and some crazy old coot played by Burt Reynolds who starred in, among other movies, Deliverance.

ZATOICHI: THE BLIND SWORDSMAN – R – Action/Adventure/Drama – Japanese flick that follows blind nomad/gambler/masseur/master swordsman Zatoichi has he visits a 19th Century village controlled by merciless gangster Ginzo. Much swordfighting follows involving Ginzo’s henchmen, a samurai ronin named Hattori and two beautiful geishas. Awww yeaaaaaah.

Garden State - R - Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:30 Mr. 3000 - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:55 Napoleon Dynamite - PG - Th (12:45, 3, 5:10), 7:20, 9:40, Fr, M-W (12:45, 3, 5:15), 7:25, 9:40, SaSu (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:25, 9:40 Raise Your Voice - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:55, 5:15), 7:40, 10, Sa-M (12:30, 2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10 The Ride - NR - Th only (12:45, 2:45, 4:45), 7, 9:15 Shall We Dance? - PG13 - Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 10 Without a Paddle - PG13 - Th (4:15), 7:10, Fr, MW (12:40, 5:15), 9:45, Sa-Su (12:40), 5:15, 9:45 Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman - R - Th Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:45

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Ladder 49 - PG13- Daily (12:45), 4:45, 7:25, 10 Sky Captain - PG - Th only (12:20, 2:45), 5:05, 7:30, 9:55 Shark Tale - PG - Th (12:30, 1:15, 2:45, 3:30), 5, 5:45, 7:15, 8, 9:30, 10:05, Fr-W (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Tae Gukgi - R - Fr-W (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 Taxi - PG13 - Daily (12:35, 2:50), 5:05, 7:20, 9:45 Team America - R- Fr-W (12:45), 4:30, 7:30, 9:55 We Don’t Live Here Anymore - R - Fr-W (12:40), 4:15, 7:10, 9:45

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Friday Night Lights - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 7, 9:30, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:30 Shark Tale - PG- Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7, 9 Su-W (1:45), 5, 7 Taxi - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:40, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 8 Team America - R - Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7;15, 9:45, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:45

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The Afro Celt Sound System is as the name implies—a unique blend of African rhythms and Celtic melodies. They also put out some of the most interesting electronic dance music. On Pod, they have help from outstanding producers like Masters at Work and Mass to come up with remarkable remixes. Afro Celt’s Simon Emmerson and James McNally also provide the live instruments, like guitars, mandolin, bouzouki, keyboards, whistles and piano.

“Johnny at Sea” is an exemplary track with African vocals, percussion and woodwinds alongside far-out dub sounds. “Further in Time” is the best dance number, featuring an irresistible hip-shaking beat and mix of African and English chorus. Pod comes with a DVD as well, showing highlights from the WOMAD tour and other videos. —Real World Records 2004 [JOE GATTO]

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All the World’s a What?

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) Richard’s) like a game of Monday Night Football Why can’t Shakespeare be more like (“…and he was poisoned in the ten yard line”). sports? Good news, sports fans. It can.

Hamlet is the main focus of the second act, Watch the Maui Academy of Performing and it’s presented in several versions: The play Arts’ (MAPA) first show in its season: The within a play, complete with a puppet show, Complete Works of William Shakespeare followed by a 30 second version, then a 10 sec(abridged) to find out how. ond version and, in a grand finale, the entire Forget the scholarly approach to Hamlet performed, you Shakespeare. The guessed it, backwards.

Complete Works is Be sure to listen for the anything but highThe Complete Works of Shakespeare runs Satanic messages. brow. It parodies, or October 8-24 at the Iao Theatre, with performDirected by David at least mentions, ances on Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 and Johnston, the script all of Shakespeare’s Sundays at 5:00 p.m. For more information moves with such hilariplays in one evening call 244-8760 or www.mauiacademy.org. ous spontaneity that of side-splitting, you’d think the actors were improvising. They pants-wetting fun. That’s 37 plays. In two certainly aren’t strangers to the art. Nikolau hours. With three actors. created the comedy improv troupe The Pono Wilt this version leave thee so unsatisPlayers. Along with Althouse, he performs fied? Far from it.

Organic Laughter every Friday night at Bada As MAPA’s Resident Acting Company, Tom Althouse, Olivia Mora and Steven Nikolau prove the saying true: All the world’s a stage… and one man or woman plays many parts. The cast plays more than their fair share—frantically doubling roles as they romp around stage in drag, hoisting each other up for the balcony scenes, singing and dancing and fencing back and forth—until one of them inevitably keels over dead or fake-vomits in the first row.

As wild and irreverent as it sounds, the show has a bawdiness that would make the Bard proud.

“This is Saturday Night Live Shakespeare,” said Mora, to which the other actors agree. “You don’t need to know Shakespeare to like this show.

There’s something for everyone.”

Comedy, tragedy, blood and guts—the play covers the entire Shakespeare canon in one chaotic rush. All 37 plays are given airtime, except one—Coriolanus.

“Do you want to watch a play with anus in the title?” asked Mora.

Here’s the quick play by play: In the first act, Romeo and Juliet receive the most attention, with a cross-dressed Althouse playing a frumpy Juliet. Romeo tries to “get into Juliet’s pants” and the Capulets and Montagues battle it out, only this time, it’s to Michael Jackson’s “Beat It.” Next, Titus Andronicus is performed as a cooking show, with Mora playing the bloody butcher who cooks human pie as the dish du jour. The madcap actors then beat-box Othello to a white-boy rap, recite Macbeth with their best Scottish accents, and tackle the entire histories (the Henry’s, the I shoulda brought

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But the timing in The Complete Works is too good to be improvisation.

“When you open up the process to everyone, it takes you on its own ride,” said Johnston, MAPA’s artistic director for the last 12 years.

“It’s such an opportunity to be able to work with such capable actors, and be able to blend their comedy and creative ideas.”

The trio certainly knows their slapstick.

Equally strong in energy and talent, each of the three take turns playing the ham on stage—and one scene is funnier than the last.

Written by Adam Long, Daniel Singer and Jess Winfield, the show premiered in Edinburgh in 1987. It’s London’s longest running comedy, for good reason.

So never mind getting to that nunnery. Get thee to the Iao Theater to see this show.

Otherwise… off with your head. MTW

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into the forested lands of upcountry Maui and reawakens the spirit of a Maui that once was, and must again be. Live entertainment along with food and a Silent Action. Tickets: $30. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469.

Bangarra - Friday. Featuring one of the youngest and oldest of Australia's dance companies. The living traditions hold 40,000 years of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander history, but also reflect the lives and attitudes of indigenous peoples today. This unique company blends traditional culture with international contemporary dance influences to create a truly Australian dance language. Tickets: $25-$18-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

TICKETS ON SALE A Midsummer Night’s Dream - Oct. 22. Artists Repertory Theatre in collaboration with the Central Dramatic Company of Vietnam presents a William Shakespeare’s comedy of miscommunication and happy endings is the perfect vehicle for a unique take on East-meets-West in this collaborative, bicultural production between premiere theater groups from Portland, Oregon and Vietnam. Tickets: $25-$18-$10 7:30 pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Mohala Mai To Blossom Forth - Saturday. Your senses will be awakened by the traditional Hula of Hälau Nä Lei Kaumaka O Uka, under the direction of nä Kumu Hula Näpua Greig and Kahulu Maluo-Huber.

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The Stars Masquerade Ball - Oct. 23. A benefit for Maui OnStage in residence at the historic Iao Theater. This event will have gourmet dinner, star impersonators, live and silent auctions, theatrical entertainment, along with live music and prizes.

Costumes or evening attire required. Tickets: $75.

Olowalu Plantation, 242-6969.

Lea Salonga - Oct. 25. Lea Salonga began her singing career at the age of ten, when she recorded her first album, Small Voice. She also hosted her own musical TV show, "Love, Lea". and was then offered the role of the singing voice of Jasmine in the Disney film "Aladdin". She has continued to record albums. Lea has performed for HRH Queen Elizabeth II, George Bush, and Bill Clinton. Tickets: $45-$35-$25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469 The Flying Karamazov Brothers - Oct. 26.

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Tap Dogs - Oct. 28-30. The show that brings tap into the 21st century. The dancers of Tap Dogs juxtapose the strength and power of everyday workmen with the precision and talent of high energy, raw-edged tap in the dynamic show that brings audiences to their feet.

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Another part of the Global Series, wild men who break laws of the universe. The Flying Karamazov Brothers have performed their vaudevillian brand of juggling and cheap theatrics with, humor, wit and impeccable timing from the streets of San Francisco to the world’s famous concert halls. The Emmy and Obie Award-winning Karamazov's have enjoyed five successful and critically acclaimed runs on Broadway, and shared stage and screen with luminaries from Frank Sinatra to Jerry Seinfeld. Tickets: $28, $18, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

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HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Open Mic Night 9pm Flava Zone 9pm

DJ Mark Farina 9pm

Xtacy Thursday 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

monday10/18 – wednesday10/20

Salsa PartyW DJ Fat Joe 9pm

MON - Willie K TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/Fat Joe, 9pm; WED - Aloha Wed w/Jammin J

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MON - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm,

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

Lonnie Di Gable No cover, 9pm

Twangers No cover, 9pm

Habenero Brothers No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli No cover, 6-9pm

Da Hawaiians 7pm

Kenny Roberts 7pm

El Nino 7pm

The Partiot Act 7pm

Cruz’n Fridays, Live Music $5, 10pm

Copacobana Night, $5, 10pm

Karaoke w/James 10pm

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355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

MON - Steve Mendoza, 7pm, TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 7pm

DA KINECALENDAR Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Go Jimmy Go - Oct 29. Get freaky with Hawaii’s favorite ska, reggae, soul sensations. 2003 Hoku award nominees will finish off six months of touring across the US. with two shows of hot island sounds known all around the world. Tickets: $10. 9 p.m. Fri; Hapa’s Night Club, Kihei, 879-9001. Sat; The SandBar & Grill, Paia, 579-8742.

Makana - Nov. 5. Makana has taken his strong foundation in traditional Hawaiian slack key guitar ki ho´alu and added influences of folk, rock, jazz and classical music. With a style reminiscent of such artists as Cat Stevens and Arlo Guthrie, Makana personifies the direction of ki ho´alu in this new millennium, with an open eye on the world music scene. His gentle to commanding arrangements reflect his own style and character, while carrying forward the spirit of Hawaii´i.

Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Harlem Gospel Choir - Nov. 7. Part of the Global Rhythms Series. The world-famous Harlem Gospel Choir travels the globe to share the joy of faith through music, with some of the finest singers and musicians from African-American churches in Harlem. The Choir has performed with artists as diverse as U2, Diana Ross, Lyle Lovett, and The Chieftains, for audiences ranging from small churches to 'command performances' for the Pope (twice!) and Nelson Mandela. This foot-stomping, hand-clapping, joyous show is guaranteed to lift up your spirits. Tickets: $25-18-10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Jon Nakamatsu - Nov 8. With family roots on Maui and Molokai Jon Nakamatsu is the only American to win the Gold Medal in the prestigious Van Cliburn International Piano Competition in the past 20 years.

He continues to be one of the most popular pianists of this generation. Acclaimed as a true aristocrat of the keyboard, his playing combines elegance, clarity and electrifying power. Tickets: $35-$28-$10. 7:30 pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Willie Nelson With The Planetary Bandits Nov 19. The 4th Annual Maui Music Fest. This year the Montessori School welcomes special guests Rickie Lee Jones with bassist Rob Wassermann along with other surprises, joined by Maui finest local musicians. Tickets: $50-$40. 5 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW David Sedaris - Nov. 14. Best-selling author and humorist will read from his work, which is presented by UpWest Arts and Hawaii Public Radio.

Tickets: $38-$35-$30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Maui On Tap II - Nov. 14. Presented by Maui Tap Experience 2004. An exciting live tap concert, and the highlight of this year's three-day tap dance festival!

Featuring dynamic performances by guest professionals Julie Cartier, artistic director of Especially Tap Chicago; Jimmy Payne, Jr. of the Chicago Human Rhythm Project; and John Kloss, artistic director of the Bay Area Tap Festival. Tickets: $20 adults, students $15. 7 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-SHOW. Na Lani `Eha - Nov. 20. Four kumu hula and their halau from Maui join one of the most respected

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kumu hula of Hawaii`i and her halau to honor the ancestors in chant, dance and song. Hokulani HoltPadilla with Halau Pa`u O Hi`iaka, Pali Ahue with Na Maile Ku Honua, Keali`i Reichel with Halau Ke`alaokamaile, and Napua Greig & Kahulu Maluo-Huber with Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka. This program of Na Lani ‘Eha The Four Royals celebrates the life and accomplishments of royal siblings King Kalakaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku. Tickets: $35- $25-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-SHOW. Burt Bacharach - Nov. 21. The legendary composer of 52 remarkable Top 40 hits: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head” Look of Love" "Close to You" "Blue on Blue" "What's New Pussycat" "Walk On By" Burt Bacharach's songs combine elements of jazz, Brazilian music, torch songs and rock into memorable melodies with compositions that are meticulously crafted and technically sophisticated. Tickets: $75, $65, $55, $35.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Keola Beamer & R. Carlos Nakai - Nov 27.

Soothe the soul and lift the spirit with the nahenahe music of two internationally recognized, award winning master musicians. Slack key guitar virtuoso, Keola Beamer is one of Hawaii`'s most beloved performers.

The recipient of multiple Na Hoku Hanahono awards, his best-selling releases are both innovative and enthralling. R. Carlos Nakai, the world's premier Native American flutist. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7439.

Neil Sedaka - Dec. 9. For almost five decades, Neil Sedaka’s timeless standards have entered the lexicon of popular culture and helped change the face of popular music. Hit singles such as “Breaking Up is Hard To Do,” “Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen,” “Laughter in the Rain,” are among the 1000 plus songs penned and or performed by Neil. As a prolific and versatile author and performer, Neil never ceases to draw in audiences from all over the world. Tickets $45, $38, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Bela Fleck - Dec. 12. Béla Fleck is considered the premier banjo player in the world and one of the most innovative pickers, demonstrating the versatility of his instrument with everything from traditional bluegrass to progressive jazz. As well as being nominated for Grammy Awards in bluegrass, jazz, pop, country, spoken word and world music, along with some zesty fusion. Tickets: $30-$22-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15

Cafe O’Lei - Steve Argenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu & Mon The Whale Shark Erik Pietsch. 7 p.m. Howard Ahia Fri-Sun, 6:30 - Close.

How Phat, Wed. 7 - 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Dreams Come True Annual Luncheon and Fashion Show - 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. at the Wailea Marriott. This is a benefit for American Cancer Society in recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. This year’s goal is to educate, provide the latest breast cancer research

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WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

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Fall 2004 Healthy Hawaii Expo - 10 a.m.-5 p.m. at the Lahaina Cannery Mall, Lahaina. An exciting day of exploration and awakening awaits visitors. The expo offers many opportunities for attendees to find new tools to make positive lifestyle changes and live longer, happier lives. Free. For info, call 669-9091.

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4th Ku`u Home O Waiuku--Ho`olaule`a - 10 a.m.

- 2 p.m. at Market Street in historic Wailuku Town. The primary focus is Wailuku revitalization. This event will include feature traditional local food, arts and crafts booths, all day entertainment and special activities for the keiki. Free. For info, call 283-4253.

“Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism” - 7 p.m., Maui Community College Ka Lama Bldg., room 103. Robert Greenwald’s documentary that is presented by Maui Peace Action and the MCC Peace Club. This top-selling film takes issue with Fox News Network's slogan fair and balanced. Interviews with former Fox staffers and leaked Fox memos detail the pro-Republican spin that Fox journalists were supposed to give a story on any given day. Free. For info, call 878-8015.

Matt Haimovitz - Dec. 19. Haimovitz manifests a serious approach to the work, but his warm demeanor and natural expressiveness draw all audiences to share in his passion for the music. He is equally at ease playing the masterwork's in the world’s concert halls or in pubs, clubs and pizza parlors! A celebrated performer, teacher and record label entrepreneur, Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC 242-7469.

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and medical strides and to inspire and empower women to take charge of their lives. Anne Namba Designs, clothier Tommy Bahamas and a show by Tiffany & Co. Ticket: $75. For info, call 244-8331.

Lagoon Tropical Bar and Grill. This benefit is to help defray expenses incurring sudden loss of Mrs. Todriff.

Live music with JD and Friends. Raffle tickets on sale.

Lost of great prizes. Grand prize a custom 9’6’’ performance long board by Lahaina Longboard Union, that is shaped by Charles Paxton. Raffle Tickets: $5$10. For info, call 661-8141.

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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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Karaoke 9:30pm

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monday10/18 – wednesday10/20

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DJ Nolu And Sol No cover, 9pm

Uncle Don’s Backbyard BBQ No cover, 9pm

Prankster No cover, 9pm

Free Karaoke No cover, 9pm

MON - Open Jam w/Adam, 9pm; TUE - Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm; WED - Guys Night Out, 9pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm, No cover

Willie K $7, 10pm

Live Entertainment $5, 10pm

Merv Ohana No cover, 8pm

The Whillys No cover, 8pm

Larry Council Band No cover, 8pm

Service Industry Night, No cover, 9pm

MON - Monster Mondays, No cover; TUE - Tini Tuesdays, No cover; WED - Karaoke night w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

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1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

DA KINECALENDAR Toscano, Thur, Fri,. Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, , Damien Tue, E rnest Puaa, Sun, Wed. Brian Haia, Mon All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and don, Brian & Damien, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Th; Ernest Pua’a and & Kawika Lynn; Fr; Kawika Lum and Da Ukulele Boyz, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.

Dancing with DJ Blast Sat top 40 hits Sat 9:30 p.m.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, dinner and show. 810p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – The Hazard County Sheriffs Funk Rock and Soul Fri-Sat only 8 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,- Sun

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

7 p.m.- 10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Mario, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 2:30-5:30 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

CENTRAL MAUI

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurant Thu; Neto Peraza 5-8 p.m. Sun; Mexican Sunday DJ Miguel. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm; Greg Di Piazza, Wed 6-9 pm., 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu, Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues Kapule Paoa, Sun, Albert Kaina, Wed All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Sir Wilfred’s at Whalers Village - Maui West Side Jazz, featuring some Maui’s greatest musicians, 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina, 661-0202.

SOUTH MAUI Bada Bing - Hilarious Improv Comedy with The Pono Players. Dinner & Show $35. Seating 5:30-7 pm 1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188.

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Sat Braddah Frances and friends 6:30 p.m. Sun Terri Garrison 4 - 6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun,

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Ono Restaurant – Live dinner music every Friday 5:30- 8:30 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku 244-5117.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artist Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Vintage Hawaiian Music Wed, Fri Live Jazz. Sun Anik 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Tue, Thu, Sat, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun-Tue; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m.

Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 6691500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts. Every Tues 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $35 visitor and $25 kama`aina.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Colonnade Asian Noodle Cafe Benny Uyetake, Thu-Fri, Tue-Wed; Mitch Kepa, Sun-Mon both 6-9 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.

Hula Grill: Contemporary Hawaiian music in the Barefoot Bar. 3-5 p.m Ernest Pua’a Wed-Fri, . Kawika Lum Sat-Mon. Jarret Roback, Tue; 6-9 p.m. Mon-Tue Albert & Billy, Roy& Brian, Wed-Thu; Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun.

SOUTH MAUI Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Wow-Wee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill: Marty Dread Kava & BBQ Party. Every Sunday 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. All age welcome. 333 Dairy Road, Kahului, 873-7133.

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Ono Surf Bar & Grill: Live music nightly Sat-Mon Mitch Kep, Hawaiian Guitar & Vocal. Tue- Fri Benny Uyetake, guitar vocalist.

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211

Tropica: Tue- Sat, Live Music, 6 - 9pm. Tableside

Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru

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Jonah Living Band No cover, 6-9pm

Mark & Mike No cover, 6pm

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MON - DJ Mackie Mac; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac & Big Zeek , $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

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Murry Thorne No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers No cover, 7-10pm

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MON - Jarret Roback, No cover, 5:30pm; TUE - Kaleo Cullen, No cover, 5:30pm; WED - Wilson Kanakaole , No cover, 5:30pm

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

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DJs Durty & Miah No cover, 9pm

Sirus B Posse $5, 9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

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monday10/18 – wednesday10/20 MON - North Shore Sextet, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Live Music, No cover, 9pm; WED - Lawai’a, No cover, 10pm

Fine Line $5, 10pm

DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm

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Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Open Jukebox 9pm

Hale & The Hot Lava Band No cover, 9pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends 9pm

MON - Monday Night Football, No cover; TUE - Habeneros Brothers, No cover; WED - John Moore Project, 9pm

Chance & The Blues Daddies Tom Cherry & The Maui Express $3, 9pm $3, 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

B-Day Bash w/DJ Ged $8, 5:30-11pm

STUDIO MAUI

810 Haiku St., Haiku - 575-9390

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

Sannyas Band $5, 7-9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DA KINECALENDAR Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

ART

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David Hamilton and Pat Hickman - Thu- Oct 24 11 a.m. – 5 p.m. at Schaefer International Gallery.

Artists Pat Hickman and David Hamilton exhibit new works made both directly and indirectly in relation to that original project. The artists continue to share an interest in the manipulation of line through twisting, knotting, weaving, welding, wrapping and casting.

Free. For info, call 242-7469

Walk For Farm Animals Campaign - Sat, 9 a.m. at Baldwin Beach Park. A national campaign to raise public awareness about farm animal welfare, and to raise needed funding for farm animals rescue and protection efforts. For info, call 575-7694.

Lahaina Arts Society Fundraiser - Thu - Oct 31, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. at Old Jail Gallery under the Banyan Tree Lahaina Town. This fundraiser, will consist of a halfprice sale of artwork, made exclusively by Maui artists, plus art supplies at half-price. The sale will include original paintings, giclees, prints, photographs, ceramics, jewelry, baskets, glasswork, woodcarvings and more.

Art supplies will include canvasses, frames, mattes, easels, jewelry supplies. For info, call 661-0111.

Maui Postcards From Paradise - Fri- Oct 28, at AnoAno Gallery and Gifts, Maui Mall, Kahului. Open to all artists. Awards include, cash, best of show, award of merit along with an award of excellence. Plus awards from area merchants. For info, call 879-0025.

KIEKI Toddler Time - Thu, 10 a.m. at Makawao Public Library. Aunty Linda & Aunty Ninfa, reads Children's stories, songs, hand puppets, flannel board stories & simple crafts. For info call 573-8785.

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Lahaina. Open poetry readings. Free. For info, call 661-0517.

Na Keiki Music Arts Camp - Fri-Sun, 6:30 p.m. at Keolahou Church. Hosted by Keolahou church this is an overnight retreat for children in grades 2-8.

Festivities will include drama, singing, and dance hula and hip hop. Cost $15 per child or $20 per family. For info, call 879-4693.

Piiholo Stables Open House - 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at Piiholo Stables. This event offers pony rides explore the stables, along with food and drinks. Free. For info, call 572-1789.

LECTURES Training Workshop for Fishing Grants - Fri, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at Queen Lili`uokalani Children's Center at Kaunakakau. This lecture focuses on grant applications from the Western Pacific Demonstration Projects Grants Program. For info, call 973-2937.

Develop Your Healing & Intuitive Abilities - Sat, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Kihei. Learn new healing and meditation techniques, energy balancing with kinesiology, along with emotional and physical healing with acupressure tapping. Do clairvoyant readings with a simple template. Free. For info, call 879-7159.

POETRY Maui Live Poets Society - Thu, 6:30-9 p.m., in

Maui Nui Housing Task Force Candidate Forum Thu, 6 p.m. at Maui Economic Opportunity, Inc. 99 Mahalani Street, Wailuku. The only candidate forum, to deal specifically with the issue of affordable housing in this campaign season. Pupus will be served. Free.

For info, call 249-2990.

Storm Drain Stenciling Project - Sat, 8-11 a.m. at Lahaina Civic Center, Lahaina. This work day program is to educate the community and raise the awareness that what is dumped into the storm drains flows directly into the ocean, For info, call 879-2818.

Get Out The Vote Rally - Wed, 5:30-7:30 p.m. at Maui Community College. Pa`ina Building dining room.

Popular Big Island Mayor Harry Kim will be the featured speaker. A night of serious fun, is sponsored by the Ohana Coalition, a non-partisan political action committee. Free. For info, call 573-1935.

SPORTS Maui Drag Races - Fri-Sat at 5:30 p.m. at Maui Raceway Park. Great food and souvenirs available.

Maui Raceway Park is operated by the Valley Isle Timing Association (VITA), a 40-year-old, local, nonprofit organization. Admission: adults $9, students and seniors $7, children under 10 Free. For info, call 2811273.

Junior Olympic Cross Country Championships Sun, 8 a.m. at Keopuolani park, Kahului. Medals to the top three finishers in each age group for boys and girls.

Trophies in each age group to team champion. Course will be a flat grass and asphalt loop. For info, call 871-6441.

STAGE The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged - Fri-Sun, 7:30 p.m. at Iao Theater, Wailuku.

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged is London’s longest running comedy it is fresh, energetic and funny. Written by Adam Long, Daniel Singer, and Jess Winfield. Tickets: $18 General Admission, 12 & under $12. For info, call 244-8760.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You know you’ve got a problem when it’s mid-October and you’re already, more or less, doing the deep winter hibernation thing. Resist your hermetic tendencies by forcing yourself to go out at least three times this week, regardless of your actual mood or energy levels. Try to have fun, but even if you’re having a sullen, lousy time, keep yourself from retreating to the solitude of your apartment. If you did that, I predict you’d be pretty much lost to the world, at least until springtime. Since there are important bits planned for you before then, I’d rather you got to experience them. Pick up the phone and get dressed. It’s time to go out.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Sorry, I have to kick your ass on occasion; whenever I see you beating yourself up, I try to beat you to the punch, quite literally, as I’ll always do a worse job of it than you would. In other words, when you’re so busy defending yourself from me, you forget all the hell you were going to inflict on your poor tender ego.

Consequently, you end up better off than you would have if I’d just left you alone. You’re always much crueler to yourself than anyone could ever be to you. Try to think of it this way; when someone causes you pain (deliberately or accidentally) this week, they’re actually sparing you the misery of the far more effective self-torture you might visit upon yourself, otherwise.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Screw the spotlight—that’s your attitude this week. You’re sick of the relentless glow of all that attention.

Sadly, your best efforts to reflect and deflect it only serves to attract more notice; it’s like wearing a flashy chrome suit. You can’t fly under the radar, especially looking like that. Instead you’ve got to absorb every last photon of the glare, so there’s nothing left to report your whereabouts to onlookers. In other words, when unwanted attention comes your way this week, don’t reject it. Instead, quietly and persistently soak it up. This kind of behavior is mostly boring, and will serve to relieve you of the burden of all that popularity almost instantly.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Take up ballroom dancing, perhaps, or canoeing, or karaoke duets. Anything that requires that you fall into synch with another person would be quite a good exercise for you. You get too rigidly attached to your own way of doing things. Strict adherence to a self-designed schedule, routine or method means you get a lot done but don’t give yourself many openings for something new to enter. I’m not even talking about something that will make you more efficient. Life isn’t always about getting something done in the simplest, quickest way. It can also be about having fun. Make that this week’s prime objective.

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Time is the thorn in my side I have this little problem with time management. I never feel like there’s enough of it. I’m sure we all experience this. And I constantly want to do everything and nothing simultaneously. I’m too busy to return phone calls, too busy to clean my room, too busy to notice that stack of bills growing exponentially on my desk. I don’t have time to exercise regularly, or to do my laundry. No, I can’t have lunch with you today—I’m busy. Oh, crap! It’s Christmas again? Another birthday?? But what I’m really doing is filling my time with worrying about what I’m NOT doing.

And every week, I vow to change my evil ways. Like last Thursday when I purposefully went to work early to make the most of my day. After an hour coffee-talk session with the girls in the office and a two-hour lunch at noon, followed by a quick half-hour chocolate break, the phone rang.

My friends Elan and Ben—of Paia and Makawao, respectively—were on a rare visit to Lahaina and wanted to have a beer with me at Bamboo. Okay, I said.

After deciding that we would all head to Paradice Bluz later, the boys realized they needed to buy shirts to wear into the dress-code enforcing club. So we went to the new Tommy Bahama’s down the street.

Then we went back to the Sugar Shack and waited for BJ to escort us to Giovanni’s in Ka’anapali, where live-to-eat BJ and I had been dying to engorge ourselves on champagne, pasta, and a tiramisu appetizer. The best thing about being adults is being able to order dessert first.

We got into Paradice Bluz to suck up a round of Mind Erasers as Gomega started their eclectic set, breezing through Prince, Steel Pulse, Alicia Keyes, and Violent Femmes covers.

When they shifted into A-ha’s “Take On Me,� a flock of girls attacked the dance floor, taking our Elan and Ben with them.

Skipping the dancing all together, BJ and I set to drinking more champagne and Mind Erasers. Then one of us decided it was a good idea to go see DJ Rainbow spin at Erik’s Seafood. In the parking lot, a friend handed me a Valium. Or maybe it was an aspirin.

Someone at the bar bought us more Mind Erasers.

Then a chef friend of ours told me how he and his friends don’t read my column and I said that’s cool, but I don’t come up to him in bars and tell him that my friends don’t eat at his restaurant. Chill out, man, I said, I’m here to drink and be happy! Then BJ distracted him by showing off her ass-ets. We all concluded hers were better.

We polished off another bottle of champagne and were safely driven home, only to crash in bed with all our clothes on and wake up feeling like something died in our mouths.

We skipped the next day of work.

On Sunday, Jen and I got dolled up for the Los Lobos show at the MACC. We decided to don our most Lola-esque, Spanish-inspired and dance-worthy strapless dresses, hair up, no earrings, necklaces or other such distracting jewelry. “Skin—it’s the new accessory,� we said.

Of course, we had to start the evening at Idini’s in Wailuku. There, we relished the good nature and entertaining conversation of the bar’s working class patrons. One guy visiting from Kauai told us of his troubles as a construction worker on the wet isle and how he’s decided to become a plumber instead. “Yeah, rain or shine, everybody gotta shit!� said the guy sitting next to him.

Then another guy to our right was bragging about his latest pimpmobile—a highly sensitized ’93 Cadillac with monitors and a 32-valve, V-8 engine.

Yeah, I don’t know what all that means. “Wow! That’s completely titsed out!â€? said Jen. The Los Lobos show was fun. We danced up front on the side of the stage with an older Spanish woman and another hippie-ish woman crawling on the floor with a flashlight looking for‌ something, we hope. We danced and danced, stomped our feet and snapped our fingers, with skirts ablaze and even held out for the “La Bambaâ€? encore before we hightailed it back to Idini’s.

With Jen as the ringleader, the bar erupted in the most bizarre dance and sing-along with very large, manly local men singing Britney Spears’ “Toxic� and Bobby Brown’s “My Prerogative.� After our encore of ‘70s disco smash hits “You Should Be Dancing� and “Rock the Boat,� we said thank you and goodnight.

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