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COVER STORY 10 Phantom Parking

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LOCAL NEWS 5 Send Out the Clowns 8 Here’s Johnny!

Is there anything out there worse than McDonald’s? by Joshua Cooper

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So, Cort Gallup thinks he can be a state senator because he writes fear-based stories [for the Maui Weekly] on a mystical Big Cat and pro-GMO farmers (Coconut Wireless, Aug. 5)? Is that all it takes these days to become a state senator? Oh yeah, he does the “Gallup Poll.” Shame on me, how could I have doubted him? What makes Cort think he is qualified for this job? What makes former Mayor [Kimo] Apana think Cort has the experience? Is the former Mayor actually admitting that all you need to be a politician is name recognition? This is what is wrong with politics! I bet Apana’s first choice was the Big Cat, but he couldn’t find him. You people are making a mockery of our political system!

What is his experience? I never saw a political or outspoken article by this man. Is causing unwarranted fear about a Big Cat considered outspoken or political? This has to be a joke. Ha, Ha, Ha, [Maui Weekly Editor in Chief/Publisher Joseph] Sugarman, you funny! Can you list for me some of his “outspoken” views? I’ve never known Cort to be interested in politics. I beg the people of Maui to vote with intelligence and not with blind loyalty to a political party!

-Frank Pulaski, Kula

CRICKET DADS Great article (“Out for a Golden Duck,” Aug. 5). Thanks. We are hoping to make the cover some day soon! Cricket is more than some quaint old relic from colonial times. It is, in fact, the second most popular team sport after soccer, with millions of fans worldwide.

For those of us involved in “re-instating” the game in Hawaii (and this country), it is thrilling to know that we could actually see the United States enter the World Cup. In any case, there is a lot of momentum in the country for cricket and we may soon be talking about “Cricket Dads” like we do about “Soccer Moms.” And it is exciting to

be a part of this movement.

-Uday Kari, Maui Cricket Club

MOURNING TIGER KITTY I read about Coco and can’t believe this story (“Mourning Coco,” Aug. 5). What a tragedy. Even worse then the one I suffered when my five-yearold cat was trapped at Alaeloa and taken to [the Maui Humane Society] where she was also euthanized, the day I returned from my business trip.

I urge you to act now to ID your pets so that you and your cat or dog won’t have to go through what our cat went through when MHS had to euthanize our beloved Tiger Kitty. This was a tragedy that could have been prevented. Reading the MHS mission statement gave me pause and more heartache. Tiger Kitty was a healthy, happy, spayed 5-year-old. She didn’t deserve to have her life ended this way. However, the staff of MHS was faced with a tough, unpleasant choice. They deal with so much of this on a daily basis, I feel for them. In “Tiger Kitty’s” case, she lost the luck of the draw this time.

I know this incident is as hard on the vets and staff at MHS as it is on me. To the staff of MHS, I forgive you. I know how hard your job is. I only wish you could have given “Tiger Kitty” just one more day.

-Georja Skinner, Napili

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You called me out at The Who concert, but when I stood up to you, you backed down and hid behind your slutty girlfriend. If she and my wife hadn’t stopped me I would have shut your filthy mouth right there in the seats. Later I realized that you’re just an old drunk and coward. You’re an old coward hiding behind some bitch’s skirt. I’ve since found out that you’re a lousy drunk and even your friends are tired of fixing messes you get yourself into. But I’m confident I’ll run into you one day when you won’t have your booze whore to protect you. Maybe I’ll see you on the road. You know, I work in the criminal justice system, and I can’t wait to see your name on a docket. Perhaps I’ll pull a few strings so you end up doing hard time for being such an ass. That is, if I get to you before your liver quits. In that case, I want you know that if you do die early I’ll piss on your stinking grave. What a sorry excuse for a man you are. No, I’m wrong.

You’re not a man at all—just a drunken coward with a dirty mouth.

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Send Out the Clowns Is there anything out there worse than McDonald’s?

The Trial That Never Was

It’s not fry time Nearly two-thirds of the American population is obese. In fact, the United States is the fattest nation in the world.

Mississippi is the fattest state and Detroit is the fattest city. French fries are now officially the most eaten “vegetable” in America. In 1972, Americans spent $3 billion each year on fast food. Today, that number is closer to $110 billion. Over the next hour, Americans will eat more than a million animals.

Because of all this, obesity leads to more than 400,000 deaths each year. In an effort to keep the big fast food empires from paying a price for those deaths, the U.S. House of Representatives passed the so-called Cheeseburger Bill in March. The bill prevents citizens from suing fast food corporations for

haps eclipsed only by sex. Then again, maybe not. In one poignant Supersize Me scene, girlfriend Alex Jamieson, who’s also a vegan chef, notes that her boyfriend is “not as energetic as he used to be. Those saturated fats are starting to block the blood flow to his penis.”

Perhaps that’s the reason McDonald’s is targeting women now. In the past it focused on men, challenging them with questions like “Are you Mac Enough?” But over the past year, McDonald’s has shifted its vast advertising gaze to women, playing the heart strings of being loved and being in control of the world.

The “I’m Lovin’ It” series features women with their choice of men—mail delivery boy, window washer, etc. In reality, the only things being delivered are calories and fat, but who wants to see that? Unless those window wash-

dominance has taken on all the trappings of Utopia, all McDonald’s offer organic milk and beef. In addition, half of the company’s 160 restaurants also run on renewable energy.

Swedes can thank The Natural Step, an organization focused on ecological and economic sustainability. Through nothing more than citizen involvement, they’ve actually convinced the clown company to put on a different face.

If we can convince McDonald’s to put saimin on its Hawaiian menus, we can get them to cut the fat entirely. MTW

IT’S BECOME A CLICHÉ THAT GIVEN THE CHOICE, KIDS CAN MORE EASILY IDENTIFY RONALD MCDONALD THAN GEORGE WASHINGTON. damages stemming from eating their food.

Thankfully, there’s some counterbalance. A judge in a recent court case deemed fast food “McFrankenstein.” But best of all, this week the film Supersize Me screened for Congress as part of an effort to support the anti-corporate Menu Education and Labeling Act, while also challenging the Cheeseburger Bill as it moves through the Senate.

“Eating responsibly at McDonald’s is like going to a strip club for the iced tea,” was how film critic Roger Ebert commented on Morgan Spurlock’s anti-fast food movie. Supersize Me brilliantly documents one man’s nauseating destruction over a month as he consumes food found only on a McDonald’s menu.

Fast food is an American obsession, per-

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Of course, the habit for happy meals and MickeyD moments begins in childhood with playgrounds and birthday party host sites.

Young children are lured in with each new generation ads. As they grow, they end up knowing more about McDonald’s culture than America’s founding fathers.

It’s become a cliché that given the choice, kids can more easily identify Ronald McDonald than George Washington. This invariably leads to a generation of adults who can’t recite the pledge of allegiance but can get through all the bars of the McDonald’s commercial itemizing the Big Mac ingredient by ingredient.

How patriotic.

There is hope, but we have to travel far to find it. In Sweden, which in this world of corporate

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I’d seen better agendas, but the one for the Aug. 5 Maui County Department of Liquor Adjudication Board hearing looked solid. The well-known Wailuku hostess bar Club Chiemi was up on four counts, most of which dealt with serving a drunk. What was more, the club was pleading not guilty, which meant a trial, probably with recently retired state Land Use Commission chairman Lawrence Ing as their attorney.

Walking into the hearing chamber, LC Director Franklyn Silva saw me reading the agenda.

“One of the not guilty pleas on there is cancelled,” he said. “Club Chiemi. They cancelled their license.”

Damn.

The last time Club Chiemi had been before the Adjudication Board was Jan. 8, and it was a strange one. It began with six counts dealing with serving a drunk and having at least one unregistered employee drinking on duty, but Club Chiemi’s attorney Ing plea-bargained that down to three by pleading no contest.

“You know, David, I cannot lie to you,” Club hostess Tiffany Nguyen told LC Investigator David Olsten. “[Another hostess on the night in question] was drinking Coors Light beer…

You know how it is, David. Some customers only buy the girls beer. They won’t buy juice for $20.”

But as the Board found out when they poured over Olsten’s voluminous report, the case also involved Club Chiemi allegedly buying cans of Coors Light retail, the possibility that the club owner overcharged one of the drunks by $873 and the accusation that Olsten himself had “strong-armed” the club into giving the drunk his money back. Olsten denied the charge, but while checking out another hostess bar a month later, he ran into Nguyen and the drunk who supposedly got overcharged.

“The whole thing doesn’t make sense to me,” Olsten wrote Silva and then-Chief Investigator Bill Pacheco. “Why would she be partying with him at this juncture?”

Alas, we’ll never know, because Club Chiemi doesn’t exist anymore.

“The licensee cancelled their license two days ago,” was Silva’s explanation to the Adjudication Board as to why his department was dropping the matter entirely. “The licensee is no longer a licensee.”

Looking over the complaint, usually outspoken Board member Ron McOmber spoke up.

“I can see why,” he said.

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Now the idea of a rogue cop using his badge to take advantage of women is scary as all hell and it’s refreshing that Phillips is moving very quickly and publicly on this, but hand gestures? Awww yeaaahhh… The county Planning Department announces that it wants way more of the old Pioneer Mill preserved than simply the smokestack offered by Ka’anapali Development Corp. officials.

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THURSDAY, AUG. 12 Prince Resorts Hawaii President George Ariyoshi announces that he’s retiring. The 78-year-old former governor and state legislator has been running Prince Resorts for the last 15 years. Prince has been pushing for a massive expansive of its Makena Resort on Maui, but the company runs hotels and golf courses for rich tourists all over the state. Now Ariyoshi is an old hand in state politics. A Democrat who often sided with Republicans and always gave landowners and developers more than a fair shake, Ariyoshi spent more than 30 years in Hawaii state government, from 1954 to 1986. In that time he served for 16 years in the state legislature, three years as lieutenant governor and 13 years as governor—the first Japanese-American to hold the post. In that time, he never once lost an election… Bu La’ia is free! He’s free! Okay, he’s kinda free.

Comedian, ex-Maui Tacos radio spot voice and current Office of Hawaiian Affairs trustee candidate Shawn Kaui Hill just got himself acquitted of charges that he attacked his wife—mostly due to the fact that Dane Hill, his wife, said during the trial that she actually attacked her husband. This differs slightly from the story of him strangling, punching and throwing her to the ground that she told Maui Police officers immediately after the Jan. 8 incident. But charges stemming from a Nov. 18, 2003 incident involving Hill allegedly attacking Maui Humane Society personnel with a pickax are still pending.

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In a move that stunned even developer Kent Smith, the Housing and Community Development Corporation of Hawaii has tabled the

controversial proposed Pu’unoa Village.

Their reason: new information has come to light! Now look, no one’s criticized Smith’s ostensible “affordable housing” project more than this paper—Pu’unoa promises far more actual affordable homes than it will deliver, it will cause ungodly traffic snarls in West Maui and the land it will sit on most likely already belongs to Hawaiian families whose interests are, to put it mildly, being bulldozed—but pulling all this last second Perry Mason delay nonsense is lame. If they’re going to cancel this guy’s show, then they need to do it. Or if they’re going to repeat their mistake from last year and give Smith a free pass, then just do that… The Maui News is reporting today that two women saw a snake in Hana! It could be the mythical Big Snake foretold by the ancients! Or it could just be a snake some jerk-off dumped in the rainforest. Anyway, the women told a state Department of Land and Natural Resources Rapid Response Team (DLNRRRT, I guess) that the snake was green, about three feet long and trying to cross Hana Highway near Haneoo and Hamoa when they saw it. The women—both Hana residents— said they tried but failed to kill the snake by driving over it with their car. Now that’s great. A snake that can’t be killed by a normal automobile is roaming free in East Maui.

SATURDAY, AUG. 14 Six thousand people show up to see Grammy Award-winning Rick James buried in his hometown of Buffalo, New York. The announcement in today’s Maui News says simply, “An autopsy has failed to determine what caused the singer’s death.” I can’t think of a better epitaph…

The Maui News reports that the Maui County Salary Commission wants to nearly double the County Council’s salaries, from $44,000 a year to between $65,000 and $85,000 a year.

Oh yeah, that’s fair.

SUNDAY, AUG. 15 Talked with Aaron Huish of the Boys and Girls Club of West Maui. Every weekend they’ve been going out and picking up the cigarette butts that you folks have been so helpfully dropping on the ground. A week ago, Huish said the kids walked up and down Shaw Street in Lahaina, from the highway to Front Street. On that stretch of road—which takes about 15 seconds to traverse if you’re driving like an old coot—Huish said the kids picked up 1,287 butts, the vast majority of which were at the Moku’ula parking lot. This weekend they pulled in just 653 over at Library Park. Guess library patrons just don’t smoke as much as they used to. Huish said the kids are saving the butts, which they’ll stuff into a giant plastic cylinder and submit to the Art for Trash exhibit at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center this fall.

MONDAY, AUG. 16 The Maui News gives the rundown on the Sierra Club Hawaii’s Environmental Scorecard. The top Maui County officials were Democrats—6th District State Senator J. Kalani English and 13th District State Representative Sol Kaho’ohalahala. Their pro-environment voting and actions earned them 92 percent ratings. But this being Maui, that’s pretty much the end of Democratic Party’s infatuation with green matters. Democrats like 5th District State Senator Rosalyn Baker and 4th District State Senator Shan Tsutsui scored a merely adequate 77 and 62 percent, respectively. In fact, that 62 percent score was so mediocre that Republicans like 12th District State Representative Kika Bukoski and 11th District State Representative Chris Halford both topped it, with 75 and 69 scores, respectively.

TUESDAY, AUG. 17 State biologists still haven’t found that Hana snake, though they’re now saying it’s probably a brown tree snake. They also said they’ll search until they capture the beast, or three weeks pass, in which case they’ll give up and go home. Now that’s dogged! MTW

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD Editor’s note: Chuck Shepherd is on vacation this week. Here’s more of the Best of News of the Weird.

RIGHT CROSS EXAMINATION Vincent Morrissey’s police brutality lawsuit went to trial in New Haven, Conn., in 1997, and the alleged perp, West Haven police officer Ralph Angelo, was on the witness stand, claiming that Morrissey himself had provoked the encounter by swinging at Angelo. Morrissey’s attorney, openly skeptical of Angelo’s version of the incident, asked Angelo to demonstrate to the jury just how hard Morrissey had swung at him. Before the lawyer could clarify what he meant by “demonstrate,” Officer Angelo popped the lawyer on the chin, staggering him and forcing an immediate recess.

OFFICIAL BUSINESS In Milwaukee in 1997, Gary Arthur Medrow, 53, was charged with 24 counts of impersonating a police officer in connection with his unique obsession. What Medrow does, according to police (who have arrested him various times over the last 30 years for the same thing), is telephone a woman and try to convince her to lift another person in the room and carry her or him a short distance, sometimes telling the woman that he’s a police officer and that it’s an official request.

ONLY-IN-CALIFORNIA RAGE Ms. Cathomas Starbird, a member of the Sausalito, California school board, was sentenced to 15 days in jail in 1999 for assaulting a female friend who had joined her and her husband to celebrate the husband’s birthday. At the couple’s houseboat after dinner, Ms. Starbird became furious at her friend, jumped on her, and bit her on the face because she had refused to engage in oral sex with the husband.

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According to police, Bell was initially confused because there were no tellers, so he handed a security guard his note, reading, “This is a bank robbery of the Dallas Federal Reserve Bank, of Dallas, Texas, give me all the money. Thank you, Ronnie Darnell Bell.” The guard pushed a silent alarm while an oblivious Bell chatted amiably, revealing to the guard that only minutes earlier he had tried to rob a nearby Postal Service office but that “they threw me out.”

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Only “man” and one species of whale were missing, and curator Sigurdur Hjartarson had solved the first problem with a letter from an 83-year-old former Lothario promising his organ upon his death (in an erect state if doctors can act quickly enough). Some whale species, though, have only the tips displayed because the entire organs are too long (10 feet) or too heavy (over 100 pounds). MTW

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Here’s Johnny!

There are a lot of letters in local papers these days supporting Johnny “Bang Bang” Jackson for the County Council seat representing South Maui. We’ve been getting the letters—supposedly a grass-roots effort spurred by a wide variety of local citizens—and we’ve noticed that the letters share some interesting similarities.

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America’s Last War Bush eyes attacking Iran In fascist societies, a tiny coterie of hoodlums denies millions a say in their future. But the few invariably dominate the many by tacit consent. Fascists immobilize the citizenry by recasting government as a movement. When doubts start to arise about one of the fascists’ more ambitious moves, like Hitler’s 1936 annexation of Austria, they launch a bigger, more ambitious gambit—say, the 1938 Nazi invasion of Czechoslovakia.

Unlike plodding democracies, fascism’s dynamism denies its subjects the time to digest, much less react. Blitzkrieg against Poland in 1939 made it pointless to protest the relatively bloodless absorption of the Czechs. Invading the colossal USSR in 1940 made Poland seem relatively minor. Fascism is politics as entertainment: bigger, bawdier, and—as with the invasion of Russia—ultimately doomed when it overreaches.

Things are a bit trickier for our Texas-grown dictator, George W. Bush, burdened as he is by our annoying insistence on forcing him to run for the office he stole fair and square. Now that the invasion of Iraq has been universally acknowledged as an unjustifiable, counterproductive distraction from a war on terror that has yet to begin, Bush needs a still bigger war to distract us. Then, he figures, we’ll forget about Iraq the way Iraq made us forget about Afghanistan. North Korea is too dangerous and Syria is too small to do the job.

But there’s always Iran.

The Bush Administration began test-marketing a war against Iran by naming it as a charter member of the Axis of Evil. But for the moment, electioneering to an alert-jittery electorate has forced the Bushies to place their neo-fascist tendencies in a lockbox. Bush and Cheney are deploying hoary Republican rhetorical ploys—referring to John Kerry as a flip-flopping limousine liberal may harken to such classic GOP candidacies as Dole ‘96 and Reagan ‘80, but the war criminals of Guantánamo and Abu Ghraib are playing the role of traditional Republicans only to close the deal on a gullible electorate.

Now Administration gofer Colin Powell is accusing Iran of—you guessed it—trying to acquire weapons of mass

weaponry, not to mention lining the pockets of Administrationdestruction. The Bushies claim Iran’s nuclear power plants could connected war profiteers. War against Iran could easily push us easily be converted into facilities for manufacturing weapons. into the abyss of economic and moral bankruptcy. It would push “It is our judgment that Iran is developing nuclear weapons out of the community of nations once and for all. and a nuclear weapons program, and we’ll all have to take note Iranian leaders, feeling the pressure of American occupaof this,” Powell said on July 29. tion troops on their borders with Iraq to the west and With nine percent of proven oil reserves, Iran was already the Afghanistan to the east, are well aware of the fact that Bush world’s fifth largest producer. July 14 brought an announcewould like to add them to their portfolio of oil-rich Muslim ment that a new oil field second in scale only to Saudi Arabia’s puppet states. The crisis inched up a notch when Israel— legendary Ghawar facility had been discovered there. which doesn’t make a move without U.S. approval—threat“Iran possesses far larger oil reserves than previously ened to bomb Iranian nuke plants. thought,” writes Hooman Peimani in the Asia Times. Iran’s “The United States is showing off by threatening to use its newfound oil wealth, its strategic control of the Persian Gulf and wild dog, Israel [to attack Iran],” said Iranian spokesman its ideal placement for a gas and oil pipeline from the Caspian Seyed Masood Jazayeri. “[But our] reaction will be so harsh Sea—long considered the sane alternative to the Transthat Israel will be wiped off the face of the earth and U.S. Afghanistan Pipeline—have mouths watering at Halliburton interests will be easily damaged.” and the White House it controls.

We would be wise to pay attention. MTW But, unlike Iraq, we won’t have the chance to botch the occupation of Iran. We won’t get that far.

A vast nation the size of Texas, California and Montana combined, Iran is nearly four times the size of Iraq with twice its populaRush Limbaugh and The Washington Times have begun equating the tion, living on mountainous, “Anybody But Bush!” rallying cry with terrorist appeasement. harsh terrain. Iranians Limbaugh called the saying “an Al Qaeda slogan” while fighting a U.S.-backed Iraqi the Times put ads on its website boasting, “10 out invasion during the 1980s of 10 terrorists agree Anybody But Bush.” fought ferociously, which But in fact, Lawrence Wright’s Aug. 2 New suggests that an American Yorker article “The Terror Web” on the expeditionary force would March train bombings in Spain suggests be met by similarly passionBin Laden’s politics might be a bit differate resistance. ent. At one point, Wright quotes from a The American military, message sent by the Al Qaeda group claimalready stretched thin and ing responsibility for the bombings: forced to call back reservists “We are very keen that Bush does not lose to fight in Iraq, would probthe upcoming elections,” the terrorists wrote ably have to bring back a to a London newspaper. Wright then added, large-scale draft next year.

“Bush’s ‘idiocy and religious fanaticism’ are At least a half-million conuseful, the [terrorist] authors contend, for they scripts would be needed for stir the Islamic world to action.” a fight that would likely drag on for years. Hundreds of -Anthony Pignataro billions of dollars would be spent on hardware and

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By Anthony Pignataro

There is nothing easy or logical about parking your car in Lahaina’s historic district.

People who work in the town’s numerous shops and restaurants have to compete with the visitors for a place to stow their car. Some lots fill up fast while others—sometimes just yards away—will stay empty all day.

The most convenient spots—on Front Street—are free, yet parking in a lot on one of the side streets will cost you $5. At those lots, private security guards issue official-looking “parking tickets” for cars left too long in the lot.

Tourists hurriedly pay them but most locals just throw them away. One restaurant may have no monthly parking fees to pay, while one next door could fork over a couple thousand dollars.

It’s enough to disillusion anyone who’s just driven 15, 20 miles to get to Lahaina only to find parking about as accessible as a hooker in church. For people who have to do this three, four or five times a week because they work on the West Side, it’ll take its toll.

“People can’t afford to live in West Maui, so they live in Kahului and drive to work, but then they can’t afford to park,” said Theo Morrison, executive director of the Lahaina Town Action Committee, which has spent years studying the parking situation. “Everything is backwards: the most convenient parking is on the street, and it’s free. Parking in lots on Dickenson or other places is not so convenient, and it costs money. People should pay for convenience.”

Lording over it all is Section 19.36 of the Maui County Code. It states, in part, that each and every business on Maui must come up with its plan for dealing with parking. And the code is very specific—the number of parking stalls each owner must provide depends on the type of business and building square footage. Because of the high traffic they bring in, restaurants have the highest stall requirements.

According to data compiled by the Lahaina Town Action Committee (LAC) a couple years ago, there are slightly less

This claim check comes from the lot on Papalaua St.—the one that includes the recreated Hawaiian village. People parked here all will pay a dozen bucks to get their car out. Located near the north end of Lahaina Town the lot isn’t nearly as convenient as parking on Front St. itself, which is free.

Instead of the county or even Lahaina Town itself, all revenues from this parking ticket go to the shopping center that owns the lot. All efforts to get parking revenues placed in a public fund for future parking lot construction and maintenance have so far led nowhere.

Lots do on occasion tow cars parked for too long, but usually only after repeated violations. It’s far easier—and cheaper—for the lot attendants to write “tickets” that look official enough for tourists to pay without hesitation. Failing that, lot owners aren’t shy about fitting the “boot” to offending cars.

Phantom Parking Is there hope for your car in Lahaina? than 1,000 parking stalls spread out through two dozen lots—some of which are free—and street locations. But according to the provisions of County Code Section 19.36, the town requires more than 2,000 stalls.

That is, assuming Section 19.36 works best for Lahaina. The law, which is straightforward enough, was written for towns like Kahului and Wailuku—spread out, low-density areas that require people to drive from place to place. If you open your business in one of those towns, satisfying the law is simply going to the county planning department and showing your little drawing of where you’ll put in your parking stalls and then the planning official signs you off and you’re done.

But Lahaina Town is different. Because of the town’s high density and historic nature, it’s all but impossible for a new business to construct its own parking stalls. Since they still have to comply with Code 19.36, they have no choice but to go to one of the many private parking lots located throughout Lahaina Town and ask to lease the stalls.

The rates can run up to $100, $150 a week. Over a year, that adds up to $5,000 in parking fees—fees comparable businesses elsewhere in the county don’t have to pay.

The trick here—and the reason people use the phrase

“phantom parking”—is that the businesses have no exclusive right to the stalls they lease. Code 19.36 very specifically requires that all businesses have the stalls clearly marked as their own, but few actually do. In fact, judging by the number of businesses, every stall in Lahaina Town has been leased at least once.

And, since a number of Lahaina Town businesses predate Code 19.36, not everyone has to pay. For instance, the restaurants Kimo’s and Moose McGillycuddy’s are grandfathered in and pay nothing. Pioneer Inn pays about $500 a month to lease 5 stalls, but David Paul’s pays $2,175 a month to lease 15 or so.

Planet Hollywood, which closed in 2002, paid an astonishing $5,000 a month to lease the 50 stalls in the lot directly behind it. Though the Lahaina Boat Harbor brings in something like 3,000 to 4,000 people per day, it’s completely exempt from the parking law.

And, according to the local and public officials I spoke with, some businesses chose not to pay at all. That’s because once a business gets its parking plan signed off, it doesn’t deal with the county again on parking. They don’t keep any records beyond your initial compliance and they don’t come checking up on you.

“There’s no enforcement,” said Councilwoman Joanne Johnson, who represents West Maui. “People make the argument that development pays for itself. No, it does not!”

This lot provides two hours of parking free with validation from one of the nearby shops or restaurants. Considering that all the tickets are time-stamped, there’s no reason—other than trying to get people to spend money—for the validation requirement.

This is one of the better lots in Lahaina Town, in that it has actual attendants. Most lots in town are automated, meaning people are at the mercy of a machine that spits out a receipt after feeding the requisite bills. Broken machine or not, security guys are ruthless in writing tickets for cars that don’t have a receipt on the dashboard.

The use of the word “owner” is funny, given how many rentals are found in Lahaina Town parking lots each day. But many locals—the restaurant servers, bartenders and shop clerks who cater to the tourists’ needs—have to park, too. Surveys conducted by Lahaina Town Action Committee show that employers rarely pay for employee parking—the idea is ludicrous on its face, since shop owners would be paying double for spaces—but that leaves employees to scavenge free parking wherever they can find it. This includes Front St. itself, where the use of a space by an employee could rob local business of hundreds of dollars in revenue each day.

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As it stands now, the thousands of dollars Lahaina Town restaurants and shops pay in parking leases goes to private lot operators like Aloha, Republic and Diamond—companies that are making very good money.

“I see over and over the flattening of beautiful old houses and turning them into parking lots,” said Johnson. “They’re destroying the whole character and ambience of downtown Lahaina.”

Of course, this can’t keep happening—tearing down houses now and building lots will provide a short term solution, but over the long term will eliminate the reason so many people visit the West Side. Which will solve the parking problem, but it’s not a solution local business owners like to contemplate.

“Nothing positive happens to the money now,” said George Watson, regional manager of Moose McGillycuddy’s on Front St. “We need to get it back in front of the public. All [the law] is really doing is putting money in the pockets of the parking lot owners. It should be used to create parking that we lack. It just doesn’t feel right to pay somebody for spaces that are already full.”

Watson is a passionate, if unlikely spokesman for the parking lobby.

“Personally, we’re grandfathered in,” he told me one morning at his restaurant. “We have no parking requirement whatsoever. The parking lot owners are not bad guys, but… [if things continue] we’re going to lose our tourist base. We do great local business for breakfast, great local business for late night, but almost no local business for dinner. The reason is [locals] don’t want to deal with parking. They’re not going to want to keep paying.”

Attempts to rationalize that fact date back nearly a decade. In fact, as far back as 1996 the county formed a group of local business-owners and community members. It was, locals remember, a “big deal.” Calling themselves the “Lahaina Historic District Task Force,” the group came up with four general recommendations on how to rationalize the town’s parking situation. The group’s ideas ranged from installing signs throughout the town identifying the 18 existing parking lots, designating a portion of new lots for local employee use only and altering the bus traffic near the Banyan Tree.

None of those plans have ever gone into effect. But the Task Force also wrote a fivepoint proposed ordinance altering Chapter 19.36 of the county code.

“Historic Districts I and II are unique places and therefore they should have their own parking ordinance,” was how the law was to begin. “Lahaina is a walking town, and the parking ordinance should reflect this. Ample, accessible, safe, attractive, affordable parking for employees, residents and visitors is indispensable to the

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economic vitality of Lahaina.”

The proposed law then mandated the creation of a special “Lahaina Historic Districts Parking Fund.” Rather than paying money to privately held parking lot operators, Lahaina shops and restaurants would pay a month parking fee to a special fund that county officials would then spend on Lahaina parking needs. Consider it a “cash in-lieu-of parking” fund. “[The] Fund would be used to acquire, build, improve, and maintain county parking lots,” read the proposed ordinance.

“Funds would also be used to acquire, maintain and operate a shuttle bus from future satellite parking lots into Lahaina Town.”

In a move that surprised many, county corporation counsel attorneys began working on the proposed ordinance. They worked slowly, but they worked. By 2000, they had a draft ready for the Lahaina Town Action Committee to read and then make those bold and underline additions or cross-out deletions that you typically find in legal statutes.

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Corporation Counsel attorneys had basically left the ordinance as the Task Force first envisioned it, including all the aspects of the cash-in-lieu-of parking fund. Such a fund would “foster better urban design by sitting parking lots and structures where they have the least impact on the physical and built environment” as well as “encourage the preservation and adaptive reuse of historic buildings.”

By 2001, the Lahaina Town Action Committee had gone over the proposed law and made its changes. But then, as had happened so much in the past, nothing happened. The law, one Lahaina community activist recalled, just went into that “endless black hole” that seems to swallow all local parking ideas and plans.

Solutions vary from short-term fixes like adding new lots to visionary plans to removing virtually all automobile traffic from the Front Street area. Talk of converting the scary old Pioneer Mill into a giant parking garage is just talk—officials with property owner Ka’anapali Development Corporation have said they’ll likely put commercial and residential uses on the site once they knock down the mill.

“It’s so frustrating,” said one longtime community activist. “It never goes anywhere.”

The use of the word “frustrating” surprised Don Couch. For the last year, Couch has sat in on the West Maui Advisory Committee as official representative of Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa. He’s also running against incumbent Roz Baker for control over the 5th District State Senate seat.

“No one has come [to Advisory Committee monthly meetings] to speak about parking,” said Couch. “It’s a huge issue, but unfortunately things don’t happen as fast as people would like.”

Couch said the county is working on acquiring new lots, as well as eventually, hopefully, running a trolley service between lots and Front St. Some locals envision Lahaina Town as eventually something like Santa Barbara—a seaside town on California’s central coast. There, the best parking isn’t along State Street, the major thoroughfare, but in a variety of parking garages located on side streets.

The garages only start charging for parking after a car has been there 90 minutes.

But that’s far in the future. Indeed, people like Watson see the whole of Lahaina decaying if some logic isn’t introduced into the town’s parking situation.

“We’re not as unique as we used to be,” he said. “I think the view that ‘tourists expect to pay’ is bullshit. My personal goal is to make Lahaina more parking-friendly. It’s good for business.” MTW

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Our friends are always asking us where But we digress. There are three manifestato go for good pizza. Which place has the tions of meatball found in any decent Italian best pizza by the slice, they ask. Where place—spaghetti and meatballs, meatball pizza can we go for a really swell meatball and the meatball sandwich. Vinny’s doesn’t do sandwich? Are the wings hot or really the first, but it handles the latter two quite fine. hot? Free refills on soda or no? Why do The meatballs are large and tender—much like they call it “Chicken Cheesesteak” if it the way they do it in the old country. What? What doesn’t actually have any steak in it? old country? Who knows—how about Italy?

What are we, the restaurant police? As Anyway, they go great when sliced and topped on you can see, our friends are idiots. How pizza. You know, like pepperoni, but way better. they manage to get themselves out of bed And that brings us to the meatball sandin the morning without tearing five difwich. Big enough to make you pause but ferent tendons is beyond us. handy enough that you can actually pick it up And that’s why Vinny’s free delivery in off the plate without dumping a jar of Ragu on Lahaina has been such a hit for the most your lap. The meatball homebodiest of sandwich comes topped our pals. They with plenty of sauce appreciate the lit840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6773. Open and cheese. tle touches that seven days a week. Delivery hours 11 All their sandwiches come with Vinny’s a.m.-10 p.m. Dinner for two: $10-20. are good. The Roast delivery, like Beef is particularly quickness, cheaptasty, the soft Italian roll just soaking up the ness, how the cheese on the pizza is still perfect volume of oil-and-vinegary goodness. appropriately hot and oozing and how the And their Philly Cheesesteak comes with just chicken wings come with the sauce on the the right amount of grilled peppers and onions side so they don’t get all soggy and lame. to complement the cheesy steak of Philly yore.

We’ve also eaten there on several occaSpeaking of cheesy, we recommend you try sions, both together and separately.

Vinny’s Garlic Bread with the cheese add-on. In There are some tables outside for casual fact, we like to do the Cheesy Garlic Bread with lunch and dinner dining, or you can opt a side of those scrumptiously saucy meatballs to eat inside and watch surf videos on the for a belly bomber to beat all belly bombers. big flat screen TV. And the French Fries! Good God, they serve The mark of any good Italian joint is up a mountain of these heavily peppered, thick how they deal with the concept of “meatcrinkle-cut potatoes on a paper plate. balls.” We cannot stress enough how It is called Vinny’s PIZZA, so thankfully, the important it is to get the meatballs corpizza is worthy. We’ve tried old standards like rect. Without proper meatballs, the pepperoni or mushroom and even got more whole megillah will come crashing down. exotic on one occasion with the ham and You know, megillah. The whole shepineapple. All in all, the pizza was pleasing. bang, the whole nine yards, the whole But what shocked us was George’s complete deal. Frank Sinatra used to say it all the inability to come up with an appropriately time. Okay, maybe just the one time we clever ending to this review—one that won’t saw him say it in The Manchurian embarrass Martha too much but still perhaps Candidate. It’s a Yiddish word for, we make her blush just a little. don’t know, shebang. Oh look, shebang is Must have been all those meatballs. MTW in the dictionary. It means… organiza-

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Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Located inside Wow-Wee Cafe with over 20 years of experience in the food industry.

Catering and party trays available. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 873-6400. $ Sandalwood Golf Course Restaurant - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. with daily special. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with great special. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market Street, Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui, conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $ Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade cornbeef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. Happy Valley, Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke, open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku 249-0052. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, Chicken, Ribs, Fried deep tempura style or grilled. Great food great prices 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Try their homemade Tiramisu! 1215 S Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner, burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods, deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, Pastas or Italian Specialties created with love & a little attitude. $10 wines & kids eat free on Monday & Saturday. Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S Kihei Rd., 875–0188. $$ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, Restaurant served until 1 a.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-9299.$$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111.$$

Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Cafe Del Sol - Open for breakfast and lunch. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special.

3620 Baldwin Ave, Makowa 572-4877. $

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Cevoli’s Motorcycle Cafe - A bistro with pizza, pasta, ribs, fresh island fish, deli sandwiches, nightly entree. 1280 S Kihei Rd. Azeka Plaza, 874-8377. $

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Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600.

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 8799952. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-woodburning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim Seafood. Breakfast, Lunch, Pupus 2:30-6 and Dinner Open 8 a.m. - 9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi, open 5 p.m.-12 a.m.100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m.

Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views.

Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a -Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea

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Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$

Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$ Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings and Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies, shakes 2439 South Kihei Rd. 874-0414 $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$ Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$

Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m.

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

Private VIP table available. 2980 S Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$ Sea Watch - Hawaii regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, Pork, or Seafood, and veggies.

Open Lunch Wed-Fri, dinner 5:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd. #120. Kihei 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily special. 1279 S Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874–6444. $ The Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including 1/2 lb burgers & deli sandwhiches with 24 T.V.’s, and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. 2 a.m. 2411 S Kihei Rd, Kihei 879-0602. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific Cusine with a blend of Louisiana Cajin, and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 8748385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

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Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches.

11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 5739065. $$ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering

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NOW OPEN! and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $$ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

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Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard.

Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and Teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.

3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and patries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and Gyro’s with a variety of teas. open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Road, Haiku Market Place. 575-9588. $

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Executive chef, Michael Feil Catering Good food runs in my family. I learned to cook from my grandparents, and today, have prepared fine food for more than 20 years.

With a degree from the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, New York, I’ve worked in restaurants and resorts from Idaho to California, Aspen to Alaska.

I always chose restaurants that allowed me to be creative. One of my favorites was the Pine Creek Cook House in Aspen, a restaurant you could only get to by cross country skis or a horse-drawn sled. There, I catered a lot of weddings and parties for celebrities such as Kate Hudson, Dave Matthews, Paul Simon, Pierce Brosnan, Michael Douglas and more.

When I came back to Maui, I opened my own catering business, serving food for many yoga retreats, self-help groups and workshops. I’ve catered well over 100 weddings, and together with my sister, photographer Monique Feil, can offer complete wedding packages.

I used to be big into cooking meat. Basically, if it walked or squirmed, I cooked it. Today, I enjoy creating more vegetarian, vegan and local fish dishes—food that satisfies the senses, feeds the body and uplifts the spirit.

Instead of importing ingredients, I use the bounty of Maui for my Pacific Rim fusion cuisine. The trick is finding local purveyors of the top ingredients—the best organic produce, the finest herbs, the freshest local fish. I stay in touch with what is in season locally, building flavors with stocks using fresh herbs and spices, choose good quality oils, and harmonize tastes, textures and colors. My most popular dishes include Mahi stuffed with shitake mushrooms, wrapped in banana leaves and served over a Red Thai Curry, and the Mango and Brie Quesadillas, toasted in warm spinach tortillas.

I connect with people through food. It gives me a chance to make people instantly happy, and sometimes even change their perspective on eating differently. Food has changed my outlook on how to live well, and I’m glad to know I can make a positive change while doing what I love to do. MTW

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Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies.

Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, fried deep tempura style or grilled.

Great food great prices. 844 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Lahaina Town, with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.- 2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

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Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more! Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$

Coconut Grove - Steak, Seafood, along with Island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30 p.m.- 9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina 661-5648

Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar.

Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K

Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K

Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Ploynesian Style Steaks, and Seafood. Lunch 11 - 2:30 pm, dinner 5-9pm 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$

Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience.

2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi—great steamers! Open nightly with live entertainment. Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina.

Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All— Serve All. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $

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Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro.”

Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288. $$$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 am - 10 pm. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Lahaina (and Napili). $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat special and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758. $ Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Speciality sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining.

Now featuring reasonalby priced tapas-Hawiian Style menu.for supper and late night dining. 6:30 am10pm.The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizer, traditional and specialty Mexican food with full bar.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–4666. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pita City Falafel - Greek food with kabobs, Shawarma, Gyros, juice bar. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7757. $

DININGLISTINGS Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award-winning pasta dishes, tossto-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; $ Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 pm 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dinning restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30p.m.- 10p.m.4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Kahana 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar - D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaii`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches, and hamburgers along with a full bar. Open 11:30 a.m. - 10 p.m. 927 Wainee St. Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3538. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814. $

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Paint the Town Red Saturday, 11 a.m. ‘til close at the SandBar [MUSIC FESTIVAL] On Aug. 20, 2003, the SandBar & Grill opened its doors on Hana Hwy. in Paia.

The good people of the SandBar were so anxious, so eager, so chomping at the bit with excitement to show off their freshly painted location that would soon house nightly live entertainment and their beach cuisine style menu featuring lobster tacos, that they might’ve opened the doors a little too soon. You see, their freshly painted red chairs were not yet dry. So when the hordes of anxious, eager, excited customers pummeled their way in to sit down on one of these aforementioned chairs—more than one bottom was affected. It was a virtual Red Ass Attack, if you will.

But all was not in vain, as the SandBar has now been successfully sourcing the North Shore for a year and in an all-day anniversary celebration, will be treating many of those same red buttocks to live music, free pupus and drink specials. The bands and musicians will include such local luminaries as Trevor Jones, Head High, DJ Alf, NDE, John Moore Project, Fine Line, Koa Puna Treasure Run and Crazy Fingers. There’ll also be a Chicks With Sticks fashion show and if you wear your red rump pants from last year’s Grand Opening, you’ll get in free! Woo-hoo! Not only that, but this tremendous event is also a benefit to support the Paia Youth Center & Skate Park. And hey, if you can’t paint your derriere red for the kids, what good are ya?! [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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Vediamo, Mama George Winston is This Week! Ci Friday & Saturday, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 6 p.m. at Iao Theater Friday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC

[MUSIC] Yes, this Friday features one of the most popular solo contemporary instrumentalists of our time! George Winston and his piano, guitar and harmonica have won major Grammys, blending R&B, jazz, blues, rock and even Slack Key. And in one of the best press release descriptions of a performance I’ve ever seen, Winston’s PR says that he “will take us on a musical journey from The Doors to the Velveteen Rabbit, perhaps with a little Frank Zappa and Dr. Longhair along for the ride.” Groovy! Also, non-perishable food donations will be accepted at the show for Maui’s Food Bank. Tickets range from $10 to $27, call 242-7469.

Screening South Asia Thursday through Sunday, 7 p.m. at Maui Dream Inn [FILM FESTIVAL] A special screening of The Traveling Film South Asia 2004 Festival featuring the Best of the Kathmandu International Mountain Film Festival will come to the Maui Dream Inn at 1592 Mill Street in Wailuku. They’ll also be serving South Asian cuisine and featuring live country music by Steve Zuwala. Tickets can be purchased at Borders or call 986-0333.

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[THEATER] About this production, local playwright Brian Peoples says, “It’s my original play about a mentally challenged teenage boy with a troubled home life. His mother is an alcoholic who is involved with an abusive, biker-style boyfriend. A gay concerned neighbor, dying from AIDS, takes notice and befriends the boy, assisting him to independence.” As this is a “mature, coming of age story” that contains adult subject matter, it is not suitable for all ages. Consider yourself warned. It is also a non-profit event, with all proceeds benefiting Women Helping Women and Maui AIDS. You can purchase tickets in advance for $15 at Café Marc Aurel in Wailuku or call 242-6600.

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[MUSIC] And so it is that our little hardcore rock/metal band Entity are off to college. Albeit, in Las Vegas—yeehaw! We wish them well and everything, but I can’t help feeling like one of those teary-eyed women at the dock, waving farewell to her sea-faring sailor. Anyway, this bon voyage rock-out gathering will also feature Gomega, Rubber Bandz, Corpsef*#!ker and Khrinj. Free.

[MUSIC] You’ve heard the song “Cherry Bomb” over and over and yet, you’re still aching to hear it again! Word is that Maui’s own Nuffsedd sounds even better live so go check ‘em out as they celebrate the release of their latest CD, Open Doors to Strangers.

And according to KCCN FM100, it is currently the #1 selling album in the state of Hawaii!

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Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s (DJ Iz/Joshua); at Casanova (DJ Ivy) [MUSIC] A DJ here, a DJ there…

Where to go? While Joshua (Iz) is a Chicago-born DJ and producer from SF since ’87, Ivy is from Denver, CO focused on breakbeat tempos. Hapa’s will also feature the Love & Light dancers, and visual poetry by Haidai and Kitten. Casanova also features special guest DJ Modika, who is Universal Mix-Maui’s first female DJ, and somebody named Marcel’s Birthday Bash, as well as visuals by Haidai. Hmm, if this Haidai person can be at two places at the same time, well then goshdarn it, so can I! Decision no more!

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Predators once ruled mankind and used humans as incubators for breeding “the ultimate prey.” It seems that every 100 years, the Predators square off against the same Jai Laiheaded Aliens that Sigourney Weaver battled so bravely, in order to affect a self-imposed form of Darwinism.

Writer/director Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil, Mortal Kombat) lays out the sloppy narrative background as half-baked window dressing for the video game acid bloodletting that must occur. Anderson endears the audience to the Predator side of the battle by establishing a faulty logic that states, “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” This enables Alexa to team up with one of the tall Predator Rasta killing machines while using the hollowed-out skull of an Alien as a shield as the unlikely duo fight a slew of the double-jawed Aliens.

As a genre, the newly developed sci-fi slasher video game movie demonstrates a limited scope geared specifically toward audiences wanting to take a break from their X-Boxes long enough to savor similar action battles on a big screen. Alien vs. Predator is remarkable primarily for its competent rendering of H.R. Giger’s grotesque Alien monsters. Anderson overuses obligatory close-up shots of the horrific Alien teeth coming within inches of Alexa’s face, but it’s such a potent image that it still packs a punch of anxiety regardless of how many times it’s used.

Somebody needs a Kleenex When our hero Predator slices an Alien head in half exposing a cavern of green goo, it’s a This spectacle fueled Sci-Fi thriller is all deeply satisfying moment for the conditioned bark and no bite. A cast of unknowns, with audiences who’ve seen the original Alien the exception of Lance Henriksen (Aliens, movies and who carry the dread of that genAliens 3), put flesh on the bones of a uinely tense experience with them. But because mechanical plot that is immensely aided by we are not allowed any vested interest in Alexa terrific special effects. Set in current times, as anything more than a puppet protagonist of the story follows a group of specialists, led a character, none of the chase scenes or fierce

by Alexa (Sanaa Lathan), on a reconnaisbattles carries much sance mission dramatic weight.

2,000 feet below In the end, there’s no the surface of question about which of Antarctica to anathe two creatures is lyze a heat pocket Rated PG-13/87 mins. more unnerving or that’s of immense indestructible, and the curiosity to billionfilmmakers make sure to leverage that element aire Charles Weyland (Henriksen). into an open ending to telegraph the possibiliSlow to kick in, Alien vs. Predator eventy of an equally contemptible sequel. Paul W.S. tually coasts on the merits of its hyper Anderson is a British director who has made a mise-en-scene of gruesome creature hell, career out of directing video game-styled as our promised gladiators do battle, not action movies that are all technique and no as singular entities but as members of substance, yet his movies give you an impresopposing armies of mechanically mutated sion that he is still unclear on the constraints monsters. There isn’t a lick of characterof the genre he’s single-handedly creating. driven anything in Alien vs. Predator, but Perhaps this genre of film should be made there are plenty of fast-paced visual surwith even less attention to character and story so prises that will enthrall audiences unfathat they are watched purely as cinematic wallmiliar with the suspense majesty of either paper of violent spectacle. It could be thought of of the first two Alien movies (1979 and as the cinematic equivalent to techno music. At 1986), or the original Predator (1987). least audiences would go in with a more accurate The plot is built around a subterranean frame of reference if that were the case. MTW culturally jumbled pyramid where

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2, 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Generating enough buzz to equal the roar of 1,000 beehives at its recent Maui Film Festival screenings, this sympathetic exploration of mysticism and the quantum physics that underlies the seeming reality of everyday life finally returns to Maui for its encore.

If the words of the poet Rumi, healer Deepak Chopra or physicist Fritof Capra resonate for you, this one-of-a-kind modern Alice-in-Wonderland-like story starring Academy Award winner Marlee Matlin is just your "tea cup" (pun intended). Unrated.

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Wednesday, August 25 Seducing Mr. Lewis 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Earning more Genie Nominations (Canada's Oscar®)—12 in all—than the recent Maui Film Festival favorite The Barbarian Invasions, this Sundance Film Festival World Cinema Award winning comedy, reminiscent of Waking Ned Devine and The Full Monty, is the beguiling story of a ragtag fishing community on a tiny, impoverished island who must persuade a young Montreal-based doctor to live in their town in order to get a muchneeded new factory. "Its terrific cast kept making me laugh out loud" (Wall Street Journal). In French with English subtitles. Unrated. 108 min.

New This Week EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING - (R) - Horror This prequel to one of the most memorable horror films of all time—hello, green pea soup!—Exorcist: The Beginning follows the journey of Father Merrin (Stellan Skarsgåard) back to his first encounter with demonic forces in post-WW II Africa. Scary, scary antics ensue. Creepy, creepy cinematics will terrify and delight. Here’s hoping, anyway.

OPEN WATER - (R) - Thriller – This one’s real simple: Couple goes on vacation, goes scuba diving, couple gets left behind, floats for two hours in the middle of the ocean while sharks and other scary things get closer and closer. It’s tough to say anything more without giving away the ending, but what do you think would happen to a couple left out there all by their lonesome? Stars Blanchard Ryan and Daniel Travis.

WITHOUT A PADDLE - (PG13) - Comedy Think Deliverance, but not as funny. Seth Green, Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard play three guys who take a canoe into the Oregon wilderness looking for treasure but finding dangerous hunters, hippie chicks, wild rapids and some crazy old coot played by Burt Reynolds who starred in, among other movies, Deliverance.

Now Showing A CINDERELLA STORY - PG - Teen/Romantic Comedy - Another fable-filled fantasy about a super cute and really nice high school chick (Hilary Duff) who is tortured by her tacky stepmom and catty, low-self-esteem-compensating, jealous stepsisters, while she covets her online Prince Charming, the popular quarterback with a secret sensitive side. Yeah, right. Will he find the cell phone she left behind just before the clock strikes midnight?

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR - PG13 - The iconic monsters from the two franchises battle each other on Earth for the first time on film, as they have in the comic-book world. The discovery of an ancient pyramid buried in Antarctica sends a team of scientists and adventurers to the frozen continent. There, they make an even more terrifying discovery: two alien races enaged in an ultimate battle. See Film Critique.

THE BOURNE SUPREMACY - (PG13) Action/Adventure - Think James Bond, but pissed off in a Fugitive kind of way. Jason Bourne (Matt Damon at his emotionally emptiest) is an ex-

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CAT WOMAN - (PG) - Action/Adventure - Halle Berry stars in the telling of the popular DC Comics anti-heroine of a lady in a tight, black, leather bodysuit. The story of Catwoman starts with a rather timid woman who, by twist of fate, is granted the amazing powers of the feline—self-cleaning and mouse-catching notwithstanding. She also encounters villains and villainesses (here, deliciously portrayed by Sharon Stone), as well as a complicated love interest (the always yummy Benjamin Bratt!). But hey, let’s face it, this movie is all about the cat suit anyway, right?

COLLATERAL - (R) - Crime/Thriller - This Michael Mann film stars Jamie Foxx as a washed-up comedy writer-turned cabbie and Tom Cruise as a pontificating assassin. The movie takes place over one night as Foxx drives Cruise around from hit to hit. People get killed, Foxx delivers a few one-liners, and then everyone looks slick and stylish as they chase each other through L.A. Also stars Jada Pinkett-Smith.

HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (PG13) - Comedy - A corporate dude (John Cho) and his medical school pal (Kal Penn) smoke a lot of pot one night and then decide to drive through late night New Jersey searching for White Castle hamburgers, which are these little square hamburgers they sell on the East Coast that are supposed to be really good but are, in fact, too small and bland to provide any real sustenance.

Anyhoo, hilarity ensues, which is unusual because the guy who played Doogie Howser co-stars as himself.

I, ROBOT - PG-13 - Science Fiction/Adventure - This Will Smith vehicle is set far enough in the future when thousands of creepy human-looking robots can talk and walk around and go to the mall and stuff and everyone doesn’t get all freaked out over it. Based on sci-fi author Isaac Asimov’s classic collection of short stories of the same name, the movie follows Smith’s detective character as he tries to prove a robot violated its basic programming and willingly committed a crime. Also stars hottie Bridget Moynahan.

KING ARTHUR - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Mix one part Braveheart with one part Pearl Harbor, stir in a few handfuls of foolishness and sprinkle with stereotypical characters and you get this giant Jerry Bruckheimer “history” picture. It’s got a boatload of knights running around with plenty of swords and bows and arrows to keep the kiddies happy, but none of the pesky blood and gore that used to sluice down so many a medieval gutter. With Clive Owen and Keira Knightley.

LITTLE BLACK BOOK - (PG13) - Comedy/Romance - Brittany Murphy stars as an associate producer for a daytime talk show who gets frustrated when her boyfriend (Ron Livingston) won’t talk about his past relationships. Geez, usually you can’t get them to shut up about them! Anyway, using the show’s resources, she seeks out and interviews his exes and typically, finds out more than she wanted to. Dumb, dumb girl.

MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE - R - Political Thriller Denzel Washington plays an American Gulf War vet whose strange dreams a decade after the war ended lead him to believe he and his squad were kidnapped and brainwashed as part of some conspiracy to take over the U.S. government. Hey, wait, that sounds familiar. Oh yeah, it was this other movie called… The Manchurian Candidate, starring Frank Sinatra and that woman from Murder, She Wrote. I loved that film. You people suck.

Also starring Liev Schreiber and Meryl Streep.

THE NOTEBOOK - (PG13) - Drama/Romance Directed by Nick Cassavetes and based on the bestselling Nicolas Sparks novel of the same name, if the preview to this movie didn’t darn near choke you up, you probably should just forget about it. It’s a love story recollected by an older man (James Garner) and woman (Gena Rowlands) about a young couple (Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams) who were tragically separated. What happened to them? Go see the movie. But first, hand me a tissue, will ya?

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2 - Romantic Comedy - G - After getting over the revelation that she is a princess and part of the royal family of the small and obscure European nation of Genovia (with a population of just 50,000), American teenager Mia (Annie Hathaway) moves to the actual country she represents, with her best friend, Lilly (Heather Matarazzo) tagging along

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SHREK 2 - (PG) - Fantasy/Animation - So this green ogre (Mike Meyers) marries this princess (Cameron Diaz) and they live in a swamp with their talking donkey friend (Eddie Murphy). The princess’ parents happen to be the King (John Cleese) and Queen (Julie Andrews) of the land of Far Far Away and they’re pissed so the dad plots to have the ogre, Shrek, killed by a ferocious kitty—aka Puss ‘n Boots (Antonio Banderas)—in order to free up the princess to marry the Fairy Godmother’s son Prince Charming (Rupert Everett), who we all know doesn’t exist anyway so what the hell is she thinking?!

SPIDERMAN 2 - (PG13) - Science-Fiction/Adventure Basically your classic superhero popcorn flick, but with way more style and substance than you normally find in the genre. Picking up where the first movie left off, Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) is racked with uncertainty over his job, secret life of costumed crime-fighting and inability to have a more or less normal relationship with Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst). It doesn’t help matters that he also has to put away the wretched but dangerous Dr. Octopus (Alfred Molina).

THUNDERBIRDS - PG - Action/Adventure - What is this, the season of unwanted remakes? How dare someone remake one of my favorite cartoons ever, with Liono and Snarf battling that evil mummy Mum-Ra… oh, wait, that was Thundercats. Oh yeah, Thunderbirds—that really, really long miniseries on that priest who gets it on that starred that guy who just came out of the closet. What was his name… Richard Crenna? Richard Harris? Richard Chamberlain! Yeah, why would someone want to… That was The Thornbirds? Oh. So what was the Thunderbirds?

Some British 1960s puppet show where these guys flew around in bitchen spaceships and rescued people? Cool!

Stars Bill Paxton, Ben Kingsley and a bunch of kids.

THE VILLAGE - PG - Drama/Romance/Science Fiction/Fantasy/Thriller - Geez, throw in “Comedy” and it’s a film for everybody! And I thought it was just the latest creepy flick by M. Night Shyamalan (Sixth Sense, Signs)! But I guess that’s where the “Romance” comes in. So this movie is about a village (hence the title) with a close-knit community (hence the “Drama”) who go through their normal routine, knowing that evil creatures reside in the surrounding forest (ahem, “Science FictionThriller”). There is one town rebel, though, who ventures into the woods and pisses every one off (oh, that’s gotta be Joaquin Phoenix!). Also stars William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver and Adrien Brody.

WHITE CHICKS - (PG) - Comedy/Crime - To be honest, the only thing that might save this disaster waiting to happen is that the stars are Shawn and Marlon Wayans. Anyone else, and people would stay away in droves. The deal is that the Wayans brothers play two African-American FBI agents who figure the only way to protect two young white hotel empire heiresses is to dress in drag and cake their faces with white makeup. Just remember that you were warned.

YU-GI-OH, THE MOVIE - (PG) - Science Fiction/Animation - After the conclusion of the Battle City Tournament, deep below the sands of Egypt, an ancient evil has awakened. Anubis, who was defeated centuries ago by Yugi's mysterious alter ego the ancient Pharaoh has returned for revenge. Wielding the power of the Eighth Millennium Item, Anubis is determined to destroy Yugi and take over the world.

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KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Bourne Supremacy - R - Th (12, 2:25), 4:55, 7:35, 10:05, Fr-W (1), 4:45, 7:30, 10 Catwoman - PG13 - Th only (1, 3:45), 7, 9:30 Collateral - R - Daily (1), 4:40, 7:20, 10 Exorcist: The Beginning - R - Fr, M-W (12:45), 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 Manchurian Candidate - R - Daily (12:45), 4:15, 7:15, 10 Spiderman 2 - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:35, 7:25, 10:10, Fr-W (1:15), 4:35, 7:15, 9:55 Village - PG13 - Th (12:15, 2:40), 5, 7:30, 9:55, Fr, M-W (12:30, 3:45), 7:25, 9:55

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Alien Vs. Predator - PG-13 - Th (1:45), 5, 7:45, 10, Fr-W (1:45), 5, 7:15 Bourne Supermacy - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Collateral - R - Th (1), 4:15, 7, 9:30, Fr-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:45 Exorcist: The Beginning - R - Fr-W (1), 4:15, 7:30 Village - PG13 - Th only (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:50 Without a Paddle - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:50

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Alien Vs. Predator - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:30 Bourne Supremacy - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 10:10, Fr-W 7:30, 10:10 I, Robot - (PG13) - Th only 9:20 Little Black Book - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:45), 7:30, 9:50 Open Water - R - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 9:50 Without a Paddle - Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:15, 9:40, SaSu (1:45), 4:45, 7:15, 9:40 Yu-Gi-Oh - R - Th (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, Fr, M-W (3:15, 5:30), Sa-Su (1:15, 3:15), 5:30

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Collateral - R - Th (2, 4:45), 7:30, 10:10, Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 1:45, 2), 4:30, 7:15, 9:55 Exorcist: The Beginning - R - Fr, M-W (2, 4:45), 7:30, 10:10, Sa-Su (11:15, 2), 4:45, 7:30, 10:10 Princess Diaries 2 - G - Th (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50, Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:30 Village - PG13 - Th only (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:30

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Da Party Buzz Bringing a rolling bachelorette party to you posables and camcorders. As they piled the equipment on me, around my neck, into my pockets and at my feet, I looked like I had just robbed a camera store. I was dripping Oh yes, it’s ladies night with photo equipment.

Oh what a night (oh what a night) Inside Hapa’s, after enduring another Ladies Night dance-a-thon, the bachelorettes As we hit South Kihei road, the Da Party began investigating me.

Buzz was dramatically transformed into a “What’s your name?” pulsing, multicolored caravan of estrogen “What kind of name hurdling through is that?” space. The bus was “Do you have a girlrocking, strobing and To take a ride on the Party Buzz, call 877friend?” honking. My presence 5757 or visit http://www.dapartybuzz.com/ “Am I gonna be in caused a stir. the paper? Let me tell you something!”

“Who’s that?”

They gave me Kamikazes and decided that “A man!” they would pluck my eyebrows.

“Go get ‘em, gurl!”

The bachlorettes were on a roll now, and “Ohh, baby, you gonna have some fun tooheaded back into Da Buzz for more cruisnight wooo!” ing. The song “Freak-A-Leek” was now “You better dance! Ow!” pumping through the bus. The girls began It’s counter-intuitive, but being the only dancing in the aisles of Da Buzz, spilling a male observer at a bachelorette party is actualbeer all over me. A few moments later a ly a rather bad idea. At various points throughtampon aerodynamically zinged by my out the night the girls demanded that I dance, head like a wayward torpedo, its little give piggy-back rides, carry cases of beer and string tail whipping about wildly. smile (“You’re with a bus full of hot girls, you I looked back and watched a stunning better be social,” one girl advised me). The Tahitian girl with a sophisticated French attitudes to my presence ranged from one accent delicately shoot a stream of reddish women expressing solemn concern to others vomit out the window. She looked at me, slipping me their phone numbers. wiped her mouth and giggled.

In any case, there was a lot of conspiratorial Lil’ Kim was now rapping bawdily over the whispering and staring. stereo: Some wanted to dance, others wanted to drink. A group of drunken women is similar to Don’t want dick tonight, eat my pussy right a herd of cats—impossible to direct and organLil’ Kim, bring it to me now ize. The women were spontaneously crying The moral of the story is this and then laughing again. Suddenly, as if on You aint lickin’ this, you ain’t stickin’ this. cue, everyone had to pee.

We finally arrived at Hapa’s. They wanted I should not be here, I thought photos, which meant I had to take to myself. MTW them. Each bachelorette had at least one camera. There were digitals, SLR’s, disand we hit the road. The song “Ladies Night,”

by Atomic Kitten, blared at sonic decibels:

The Party Buzz

Partying with George, who remembered none of this the next day

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He shot me an amused smile and winked.

Clearly, he was enjoying this.

“It’s a proven concept,” driver/owner Albert Monna said, chewing his sandwich. “Very successful, cuts down on drunk driving, people can have a good time and not have to drive.”

In attendance on this particular night of debauchery were Katie, Steph, Amy, Magda, Tina, Lola, Ashley, Kristina, Heather, Marcy, Kimberly, Steph #2, Hannah, Brianne, Emily, Liz, Tina #2, Lauren, Crystal, Mary, Sharon and “George” a male blow-up doll who throughout the night was thrown into the air, punched, kissed, licked, thrown out the window of and forced to perform cunnilingus. This last act really seemed to amuse the 20 girls and was greeted with uproarious laughter.

After taking a victory lap around the Shops at Wailea complex, the bus shifted into gear

Frankie Sez...

This week on ‘North Shore’

Who is Tessa?

By Kellie R. Holliday

We were standing next to Da Party Buzz, in a loading zone of the Outrigger Hotel waiting for the bachelorette party that was long overdue. Suddenly, like two explorers in the jungles of Borneo hearing an advancing headhunting party, we heard the howling battle cry of a “Girls Night Out.” “Are you ready for the show?” the driver asked solemnly. Then he stomped out his cigarette and donned a red-and-white striped Cat in the Hat hat.

As the brightly painted bus pulled up to the lobby of the hotel, a conga line of intoxicated women danced aboard, all eyeing me suspiciously. “Are you the bookkeeper?” one slurred, eyeing my notes as she stumbled into her seat.

Frequently parked on Dairy Road in Kahului, Da Party Buzz is a cross between The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test and the Partridge Family tour bus. An eye-catching orange and white-striped Ford equipped with a state of the art stereo system, it also features strobe lights and a rainbow colored interior. Where the “stop” sign is on a normal school bus, a shaka shoots out at you. Nice touch.

As the cavalcade of hair, perfume, lowrise jeans and high heels ascended onto the former school bus, the driver handed out maracas and leis from a huge black bag while simultaneously honking a gold bicycle horn.

Honk-honk!

Tessa Lewis (Amanda Righetti) became a part of North Shore after a night of drunken karaoke. She was found the next morning in a trashed hotel suite asleep and shown out, despite her pleading that Roy would take care of it. That would be Roy, her con artist boyfriend. Stealing from rich tourists in hotels allows them to live a life of luxury. But Jason unwittingly comes to her rescue and sets her up with a job in housekeeping. Tessa has had run-ins with Roy more than once but says she’s determined to live a “clean” life—that is, right after she lies about being the new assistant concierge, ultimately saving the hotel and keeping her job. Tessa, the girl with the superb “sinister” look, knows how to handle men with money.

North Shore returns Mon., Sept. 6

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Pono Players, Comedy Improv $15, 10pm

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Neto Peraza, Latin No cover, 10pm

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

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DJ Ivy $10, 9:45

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MON - Mark Esptein & Friends, Tue Jay Molina, & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa; WED - Soul Concepts w/Curtis Williams; All shows—No cover, 10pm WED - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

World Beat w/Youssou No cover, 8-11pm

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Local Night No cover, 10pm

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

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with contemporary pop/rock flair. Tickets $35-$28-$10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

UB40 - Thursday (tonight!). For the past two decades, UB40 have successfully combined pop and reggae music, making reggae more accessible to the average listener. Their hits include “Way You Do The Things You Do,” “Can’t Help Falling In Love With You,” “Red Red Wine,” “Rat In the Kitchen.” Tickets: $35 advance, $40 at door. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Wonder Of Elvis - August 28. A Tribute to the King of Rock & Roll. Mark Curran presents a retrospective of the career of Elvis Presley, from “Hound Dog” to “Jailhouse Rock.” Tickets: $26-$24-$22. 7:30 p.m, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

3rd Annual Nanea I Ka Hula - Sept 18. Benefit for Moku’ula Restoration Project. This hula competition and signature event of Maui Nei International Festival. including Halau from all of the islands, US, and Japan, along with celebrating the Worlds Best Hula with Hawaiian music, dance and cultural practices. Tickets: $15 adv, $20 day of show. 12 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater , MACC, 242-7469.

George Winston - Friday. A Grammy Award winning solo pianist, who will take you on a musical journey from the Doors to the The Velveteen Rabbit. Support the Maui Food Bank and bring non-perishable canned food! Tickets: $27-$22-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

Arturo Sandoval - Sept 12. The phenomenal musicianship of Cuban trumpet master Arturo covers jazz, latin jazz, and traditional Cuban along with classical music. Tickets: $38-$30-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Cecilio & Kapono - Sept 17. Ho’onanea Hawaiian Series. With their sweet, soft vocal harmonies and relaxed island style. Performing together for over 30 years, their acoustic melodies are distinctly Hawaiian,

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Maui Fest Hawaii Concert - Sept 23. A celebration of music, arts, culture & film, featuring a jam-packed concert with Makaha Sons, Keola Beamer, Tuck & Patti, Brother Noland, Frank DeLima, and hula by Miss Aloha '03 and '04. Film screenings: Ice directed by Edgy Lee, Festival of Canoes by Ken Burgmaier, Years of Darkness by Tom Vendetti. Presented by MauiFest Hawaii-Jazz Alley TV. Tickets $28 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater MACC. 242-SHOW. Mariza - Sept 25. Global Rhythms Series. Mariza’s remarkable voice and astonishing performance will take our breath away. Mariza has been proclaimed as Best Fado Voice, and The Blues of Portugal and emotional music of passion. Tickets: $28-$18-$10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater. MACC 242-SHOW. American Idols Live - Sept. 28-30. The top finalists from American Idols, including Hawaii’s own Jasmine Trias and Camille Velasco, along with many others. Tickets: $48.

7 p.m., Blaisdell Arena, Oahu, 1-877-750-4400.

Uluwehi Guerrero - Aug 28. Maui born and raised Uluwehi Guerrero will be returning with his Halau Hula, Kauluokala with special guests performing beautiful traditional and contemporary Hawaiian music and

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Local Voices Talk Story Series “Folks You Meet At Longs” - Sept 23-25. Customers along with employees take turns discussing everything from products purchases, boyfriends, girlfriends. This event is supported in part by the National Endowment for the Arts, Hawaiian Airlines and KPOA & KNUI radio.

Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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hula. Along with arts and crafts, local food. Pre-show 5:30 p.m. Tickets $30-$23-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. “Midnight” - Sept 1. Peace and Unity Festival. An all ages event presented by Conscious Riddims. With special MC Spence Jah of Reggae Radio 103.7. Roots and dancehall artist the Soul Medic and Biblical with the Kryptones. Tickets: $20 adv, $25 door. 4 p.m. at Swing Zone, Kona, 808-322-2628.

David Sedaris - Nov. 14. Best-selling author and humorist will read from his work, which is presented by UpWest Arts and Hawaii Public Radio. Tickets: $38-$35$30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

EVENTS South Asia Film Festival - Thu-Sun, 7 p.m. at Dream Inn, 1592 Mill Street in Wailuku. This benefit is for Lama Dhondup Gyalsten and Ken Kamakea. A traveling film extravaganza featuring the best of the Kathmandu International Mountain Festival and showcasing documentaries filmed in Tibet, Nepal, Bangladesh, India and Pakistan. Asian cuisine will be served, along with music by Steve Zuwala. Donations: $10. For info, call 986-0333.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 20 Maui Mystery School Party - 6-9 p.m. at 3066 Akala Drive, Maui Meadows. This celebration fundraiser is a potluck dinner featuring a raffle and prizes, along with professional whistling performance, poetry and a singalong. For info, call 573-6343.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 21 Native Hawaiian Plant Sale Fundraiser - 9 a.m.

-12 p.m. at Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului.

Multiple growers will offer Native Hawaiian and Polynesian-introduced ground covers, shrubs and trees including Ohia, native hibiscus, awapuhi among many others. For info, call 249-2798.

Awesome Autumn in August - 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at the Hawaii Nature Center, Iao Valley. The Museum

thursday8/19

friday8/20

ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

End Of Summer Luau 9pm

Love & Light w/DJ Iz

Club Xtacy

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monday8/23 – wednesday8/25

MON - Willie K TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/Fat Joe, 10pm; WED - Aloha Wed

Teen Night 9pm

Live music 10pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

MON - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

Lonnie Digadle Allstars No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

Patriot Rock No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli, No cover, 6-9pm

Da Hawaiians No cover, 7pm

Kenny Roberts No cover, 9pm

Da Hawaiians No cover, 7pm

The Habanero Brothers No cover, 7pm

MON-WED - Da Hawaiians No cover, 6pm

Cruz’n Fridays, Live Music $5, 10pm

Copacobana Night, $5, 10pm

Karaoke w/James 10pm

WED - Karaoke w/James 10pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

offers over 30 hands-on exhibits in a glass solarium overlooking Iao Stream, along with creating back to school Leaf Rubbing Bookmarks and Wacky Waxy Leaves. Rainforest walks. For info, call 244-6500.

TaKeTiNa “The Rhythm of Learning” - 7-10 p.m. at The Studio Maui. Interactive introductory evening into the TaKeTiNa musical group process.

This leading edge system of learning is for musicians and non-musicians alike. Tickets: $10 in advance. For info, call 573-5973.

How To Write, Publish and Promote Your Book - 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., in the Maui Beach Hotel’s Elleair Rainbow Room. A special Maui-only workshop presented by Dan Poynter,the country’s top coach for nonfiction writing, publishing and promoting.

The author of Self-Publishing Manual, Writing Nonfiction and more than 100 other nonfiction books.

Fee: $50 per person. For info, call 891-0449.

5th Annual Black Tie & Blue Jeans - 6-11 p.m. at the Wailea Marriott Resort. This year’s theme: "A Red Carpet Affair," with elegant dining, top local entertainment, live and silent auction, dancing, the coronation of the King & Queen of Hearts, and much more.

Tickets: $75. For info, call 244-7185.

Ken Kamakea Silent/Live Auctions - 4:15-9 p.m. at Maui Tropical Plantation, Waikapu. This event will include live entertainment along with appetizers.

Tickets: $40. For more info, call 281-3473.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Mario, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 2:30-5:30 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurant - Thu John Lewis and Ricardo 5-8 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 69pm Mon, Wed; Captain Billy Bones 6-8 pm; Tue; Ricardo Dioso 6-9 pm.,658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu, Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues Kapule Paoa, Sun, Albert Kaina, Wed All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Sir Wilfred’s at Whalers Village - Maui West Side Jazz, featuring some Maui’s greatest musicians, 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina, 661-0202.

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Cafe O’Lei - Steve Argenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - . Howard Ahia Thu-Sun, Damian, Mon How Phat, Wed. All Shows 7 - 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri,. Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, , Damien Tue, E rnest Puaa, Sun, Wed. Brian Haia, Mon All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and don, Brian & Damien, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Th; Ernest Pua’a and & Kawika Lynn; Fr; Kawika Lum and Da Ukulele Boyz, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

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Bada Bing - Hilarious Improv Comedy with The Pono Players. Dinner & Show $35. Seating 5:30-7 pm 1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

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sunday8/22

Salsa Night 10pm

843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

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saturday8/21

Drums Sets starting at $ 49900

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Sat Braddah Frances and friends 6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, dinner and show. 810p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

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Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,- Sun 7 p.m.- 10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

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KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

saturday8/21

Carroll Brothers 10pm

The Willys 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

sunday8/22

monday8/23 – wednesday8/25

LIFE’S A BEACH

Reggae Beat 9pm

Sirrus B Posse 9pm

NDE 9pm

LIVEWIRE CAFE

Anik & John Moore, Mellow Rock, 8pm

Youssou, African Harp, 8pm

Kate & Friends Soulful Folk Rock, 8pm

Gary Chadwick, Folk & Blues 8pm

MON - Youssou, African Harp; TUE - Mark Johnston, Jazz WED - Randall Respond, Folk Rock; all shows, 8pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

137 Hana Hwy Sute B, Paia - 579-6009

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 891-8883

MON - Open Jam w/Adam, 9pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm N/A

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DA KINECALENDAR Ono Restaurant – Live dinner music every Friday 5:30- 8:30 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku 244-5117.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656

Livewire Cafe - Various Artist Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

Ono Surf Bar & Grill: Live music nightly Sat-Mon Mitch Kep, Hawaiian Guitar & Vocal. Tue- Fri Benny Uyetake, guitar vocalist.

Moana Cafe - Vintage Hawaiian Music Wed, Fri Live Jazz. Sun Anik 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Tue, Thu, Sat, 6:30 p.m. at Spats Trattoria. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:309:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu, Sun-Tue; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m.

Spats Dancing with DJ Blast Sat top 40 hits Sat 9:30

Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 6691500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts. Every Tues 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $35 visitor and $25 kama`aina.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

"Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions

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Colonnade Asian Noodle Cafe Benny Uyetake, Thu-Fri, Tue-Wed; Mitch Kepa, Sun-Mon both 6-9 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Tropica: Tue- Sat, Live Music, 6 - 9pm. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.

Hula Grill: Contemporary Hawaiian music in the Barefoot Bar. 3 -5 p.m. & 7- 9:30 p.m. Ernest Pua’a Wed-Fri,Kawika Lum Sat-Mon. Jarret Roback, Tue, Roy, Brian, & Damien Wed 7-9:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111

Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211

Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly:

Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru

Wow-Wee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill: Marty Dread Kava & BBQ Party. Every Sunday 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. All age welcome. 333 Dairy Road, Kahului, 873-7133.

EAST MAUI

thursday8/19

friday8/20

saturday8/21

sunday8/22

Merv Oana, No cover, 9pm

The Whillys, No cover, 9 pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Service Industry Night, No cover, 9pm

MON - Monster Mondays, No cover; TUE - Tini Tuesdays, No cover; WED - Karaoke night w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Big Daddy Steve No cover, 8:30pm

DJ Tark, No cover, 8:30pm

MON - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 8:30pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Wailea Nights $15, 7:30pm

Wailea Nights, $15, 7:30pm

Murray Thorne No cover, 8 pm

Merv Ohana No cover, 10pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; TUE - Kenny Roberts, 8pm; Wed - World Cup Rugby, 7pm

NEPTUNES

The Lake Show 10pm

Cool Rush 10pm

Crunch Pups 10pm

Live Reggae Music 10pm

MON - Junior, 10pm; TUE- Smooth Tuesday w/Curtis Williams, 9pm; WED - Kenny Roberts, 9pm

Original Malino $8, 10pm

Closed

LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

1913 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-2555

ONO RESTAURANT

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-5117

Out Nite w/DJs Fat Jo & Nauti Latin Amigos, Live Latin music $8, 9pm Boi, $5, 9:30pm

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Voodoo Suns 10pm

DJ, Dancing 10pm

Pono, 7:30pm NuffSedd, 10pm

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

THURSDAY 8/19

monday8/23 – wednesday8/25

MON - Komplex Kats, 10pm; TUE - Brian Cuomo, 10pm; WED - Live Blues w/KONI 104.7, 10pm

Rosco & Friends 7-10pm

FRIDAY 8/20

“Out Nite” LATIN AMIGOS “Freedom 2 Xplore” Honolulu’s Hottest Latin Band

FAT JO OF Nauti Boi DJ’s $1 DRINK SPECIALS 9:30-10:30pm $5 COVER / 9PM

RUMBA - SALSA - LATIN - MERINGE $2 BUD & BUD LIGHT DRAFTS $3 GREEN BOTTLES $8 COVER / 9PM

SATURDAY 8/21

LIVE MUSIC WITH THE

“ORIGINAL”

MALINO

Some of da bruddahs gotta go away to school.

End the summer right with the FINAL performance of the “Original Malino”

$8 COVER / 10PM

THIS WEEK AT CHARLEY’S THUR • 8/19

VOODOO SUNS 8:30pm-11:30pm • $5 Cover

FRI • 8/20

STATE OF SHOCK

10:00pm-12:30am • $3 Cover

SAT • 8/21

DANCE PARTY WITH DJ’S MACKIE MAC & BIG ZEEK 8:30pm-1:00am •$3 Cover after 10•Ladies in FREE

SUN • 8/22

KAMA’AINA NITE Introducing WORLD BEAT w/ Youssou Sidibe on Kora and Micheal Feegrade on Bass DRINK SPECIALS 8pm-11pm • NO Cover

A BENEFIT TO SUPPORT THE PAIA JUST OUR WAY OF SAYING YOUTH CENTER

MON • 8/23 KANOA from Gomega & Friends 10:30pm - No Cover

THANKS FOR A GREAT YEAR! • • • •

TREVOR JONES HEAD HIGH DJ ALF NDE

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TUES • 8/24

• CHIX WITH STICKS • FINE LINE FASHION SHOW 3PM • CRAZY FINGERS • PLUS MORE! • JOHN MOORE PROJECT

PLUS: KOA PUNA TREASURE RUN STARTING @ 11AM STARTING @ 11AM • Cover charge @ 8pm • $10 • FREE PUPUS AT 8PM

Custom Tattoos

1/2 OFF PIZZA NIGHT • Dine in Only WED • 8/25

SUNN LOUNGE w/ DJ SAL

10pm-1:30am - $5 Cover

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Felix & Jaxon 12pm-10pm Daily

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DJs Durty & Miah No cover, 9pm

Fine Line, $5, 10pm

Music Festival: 10 bands All day! 11am to close

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

SANDBAR & GRILL

89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

sunday8/22

monday8/23 – wednesday8/25 MON - North Shore Sextet, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Nils & Anastasia, No cover, 9pm WED - Pool Tournament & Lawai’a, No cover, 8pm

DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali - 667-4727

Crunch Pups 9:30pm

Open Jukebox 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

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Twangers $3, 9pm

STUDIO MAUI

Barefoot Boogie w/DJ Ged $8, 7:30-10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

810 Haiku St, Haiku - 575-9390

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

Holly Hot Lava Band 9pm

MON - Monday Night Football, No cover TUE-WED - Open Jukebox, No cover

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DA KINECALENDAR Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

ART Artist Ronald Macedo - Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m. at Lahaina Galleries, 828 Front Street. Come and meet the artist. Drinks and pupus will be served. For info, call 661-6284.

Tom McKinlay Exhibition - Friday through Sept 17, 7 p.m. at Livewire Cafe, Paia. Tom has been a mountain guide, educator and inventor. He has also worked for 20 years as a psychotherapist with some of the most abused kids in the country and is now working on his new book, Spirit Woman. For info, call 579-6009.

Dario Campanile Book Singing - Fri, 6:30-9:30

p.m. at Lahaina Galleries at 828 Front Street, Lahaina.

Book Signing of "The Art of Dario Campanile: Living in Constant Motion." Free. For info, call 661-6284.

He U’i Cultural Arts Festival - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at the Banyan Tree in Lahaina Town. A gathering of Hawaiian artist and crafters display. sell and demonstration of Hawaiian cultural arts and crafts, live music.

Free. For info, call 667-9194.

Appearance by The Twins - Wed, 6:30-9:30 p.m. at Lahaina Galleries in The Shops at Wailea. Drinks and pupus will be served.For info, call 874-8583.

KEIKI Valley Isle Keiki Fest - Sat, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. at the Boys and Girls of Maui Central Club, Kahului. This

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Talk Story Session - Thu, 6:30 p.m. at Starbucks in Kukui Mall, Kihei. Johnny Jackson will discuss ideas for issues such as cleaning a public-private rental trust fund, mass transportaion along with other topics.

Public is invited for discussions. For info, call 270-1009.

Maui County Farm Bureau Annual Meeting & Dinner - Sat, 5:30 p.m. at Kula Community Center.

This annual meeting will have refreshments and pupus, followed by dinner. Bring a side dish or two such as desserts, salads, pupus, pasta, beans, etc. For info, call 878-2917.

A Summer Evening with Mike Molina - Tue, 5:30-8:30 p.m. at the Wailuku Community Center. Join Mike Molina and ohana in a summer evening full of food, fun, door prizes and entertainment. Donation $15. For info, call 283-1059.

Coffee Hour with State House Candidate Cort Gallup - Wed, 6:30 p.m. at Kalama Heights Retirement Residence. Gallup will be speaking about major issues that affect South Maui and Maui County.

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Future of Food Documentary - Thu, 6:30 p.m. at Horhito's restaurant adjacent to Hapa's will be offering Mexican cuisine. Along with and depth documentary investigating the complex web of corporate and political forces behind the quiet introduction of unlabeled GMO products to our food supply. Free. For info, call 572-5831

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Annual Golf Tournament - Sat, 7 a.m.-1 p.m., the Dunes at Maui Lani Golf Course. Maui County Bar Association’s annual tournament is a fundraiser to benefit the Arthur T. Ueoka Scholarship Fund, which is awarded to college students pursuing a career in law.

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This week is going to suck. Not because anything bad will happen, per se. Quite the opposite; some very sweet things are likely to head your way. It’ll suck, rather, because the glare of the spotlight has already begun to seem too intense; you’re blistering under all this adoring attention—which lately resembles obsessive scrutiny—and there’s no escaping it, at least until the Sun retreats into Virgo at the very end of the week. Until that relief arrives, hang in there. Slather on some psychic sunblock, because it’s high noon of notoriety for one more week.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Your first instinct is to swat at the buzzing insect the moment it comes within reach, before you’ve even had a chance to assess whether it’s actually a threat. That’s silly. Certainly notice it, and pay attention to what kind of bug it is, and what it’s up to. If it merits killing by your standards, destroy it regretfully, or with glee, whichever works. But notice that a lot of the little critters buzzing around you are nothing more than annoying—and some of them might even be beneficial. The same, naturally, is even more true of the human pests flitting around bothering you. Some of them could be doing you more good than harm; consider that before unilaterally squashing all of them.

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Even the dog can figure out some basic cues. For instance, when I’m still naked and wandering around my apartment in the morning, he knows there’s no chance of us going out; he doesn’t even bother getting up until I’ve put on pants, and shoes. Then he starts lobbying for a walk when it might actually do him some good. In other words, he gets it: Timing is everything. You should get it, too. You want what you want now. It’s understandable.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Not a huge fan of the Olympics? Well, you should be. They’re rife with examples of determined people who possess incredible focus (and yes, sponsors and patrons). You could benefit from emulating their example, as your chief failing right now is a lack of focus (not just sponsors and patrons, which you could use as well). You do so many things well that it almost doesn’t seem worthwhile to put in the kind of time it would take to become great at any one of them. However, should you choose to shift your status from Jill-of-all-Trades to Master-of-One, this would be an excellent week to start—but not finish. This kind of race is no 100-meter dash. It’s a triathlon that’ll last years. Yet, somehow, I think you’re up for it.

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Fellow Cancer Antoine de Saint-Exupery once said, “A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.” Fuck yeah! This is right in line with your week, when everyone else will be seeing mounds of dirt and gravel and you’ll have visions of constructing vast edifices for the worship and empowerment of human potential. Act on those noble and magnificent daydreams. Take instruction from Antoine: “As for the future, your task is not [just] to foresee it, but to enable it.”

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HOLOHOLOGIRL

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS

Fun with Dick and Jen Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

—T.S. Eliot A few Wednesdays ago, Jen and I went to Charley’s in Paia. We had heard that their special guest DJ-featured Sunn Lounge night has been gaining quite the following lately. And indeed, when we got there, we did notice the onetime old-country-town bar was filled with the eternally dancing, young and beautiful kids of Maui’s North Shore.

We met up with our friend Sarah, ordered drinks and set our purses down on the candlelit table by the dance floor as we stared in wide-eyed wonder at the bevy of beauties before us.

Jen was so busy trying to determine the sexual orientation of one cute but very metrosexual guy—we’ll call him Richard—that she didn’t notice the flames engulfing her electric-ectoplasm colored, neon-green handbag.

Trying to avoid a scene, Jen used coasters to quickly and effectively stamp out the potential disaster before anyone noticed. Though she couldn’t do anything about that smell of burning hair/leather/flesh.

A few seconds later, our still-sitting-on-the-sexual-fence friend Richard walked by and purposefully squashed a glowing ember on the floor with his shoe. Straight points: Five. But then he launched into a chorus of Madonna’s “Burning Up.” Gay points: Off the scale.

We went on with our evening and Jen was so giddy after narrowly escaping Pele’s Wrath that she might have had one drink too many. Later at the Sugar Shack, when we were getting ready for bed, she looked at me sheepishly.

“Did I do anything embarrassing tonight?” Jen asked, drunk but serious. Then she laughed.

“You know, aside from lighting my purse on fire?”

We went to so many concerts this past week. And before every one, we made it a tradition to start first at working-class dive bar extraordinaire, Idini’s, in Wailuku.

We like Idini’s. It’s warm, it’s friendly… and well, sometimes Bob the owner buys us drinks.

Or, one of the warm, friendly male patrons sometimes will, too. It might have something to do with the fact that we are usually two of no more than five females in the place at one time.

“When I die,” said some guy sitting at the bar, “I want to come back as a girl!”

“Why—so he can play with his own tits?” Jen muttered to Kim and me, laughing.

Sometimes the Idini’s men can be quite charming. Like the time we met Wild Bill, who formally introduced himself, was polite and a perfect gentleman. He damn near seduced us with his charm and gentility.

“So… Can I buy you ladies a hot dog?” Wild Bill asked.

Last Tuesday proved to be a fabulous evening for all who went to the sold-out Jack Johnson concert at the MACC. Due to my lowly status as tortoise-like music journalist on a hare-chasing assignment, I was unable to attend.

Hey, don’t cry for me, Argentina—I’d had my fill of musicians that week anyway.

But my sources tell me that the Castle Theater’s sit-down, acoustic show proved to be too inhibiting for some, including my dear roommate Jen. She willfully contained herself through opening act, John Moore Project. She even aggravatingly remained seated through Donovan Frankenreiter.

But as Jack Johnson strummed his way through another of his signature charming, catchy tunes, she could not control herself any longer. In a bold and daring Footloose-esque moment, my sources say Jen stood up and looked back at the over 1,200 people in attendance.

“If we all get up and dance,” Jen allegedly said with righteous defiance, “they can’t stop us!”

As the crowd rushed the stage in enthusiastic yet peaceful agreement, supposedly Frankenreiter was overheard backstage saying, “That girl should be at every concert.”

Yes, but hopefully she leaves her green purse at home. MTW

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