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Having just come back to the lovely island of Maui, I followed your [dining editor(s)’] recommendation to dine and lunch at Cafe O'lei and Ma'alaea Grill. You were 200-percent correct on both selections.

They have the most incredible Caesar salad I've ever eaten. I added chicken to it and it was an outstanding lunch - priced right too! How do they do it?

I live in California - thank goodness the restaurant is there [in Maui] and not here.

I would eat there all the time and gain so much weight. Once again, thank you for the outstanding recommendations.

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THE LOWDOWN ON HOLTER AND SMITH Lance Holter's nomination to the Maui Board of Variances and Appeals was temporarily halted when Michele Chouteau, an employee of Kent Smith, made charges to Councilwoman Charmaine Tavares that Lance had done things warranting disapproval.

Councilwoman Tavares properly asked to have time to investigate these charges and had to, therefore, deny approval. The Mayor re-nominated Lance with a letter to the Council saying the charges were investigated and proven to be unfounded.

Joanne Johnson said that Kent’s character and county liability concerns her. Kent plead no contest to assault and harassment

NO LOVE FOR LIBERALS In response to Sanchia Foiles "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" [Letters to the Editor – June 5 issue], check your history book. Richard Nixon was not impeached. Funny how you mention Nixon and overlook Bill Clinton, who was impeached, and who placed his hand on The Bible and knowingly lied to the American public. Thus, I believe we are dealing more with an anti-President Bush matter than with an anti-war matter. How the liberals love jumping on board the "Bush is a Liar" platform. This blind, liberal hatred and media rhetoric is getting tiring.

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You want to know what really bums me out about the whole thing? Not that I don’t have my favorite sunglasses anymore; they’re just overpriced plastic. It’s that if you would have asked us for help, we would have done everything within our power to accomodate. But now, no. You have jaded another caring individual who is, or was, concerned with helping people, even strangers. Now, I’m glad you have to struggle to survive. I’m glad that you don’t have any money. I hope every day sucks for you.

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COLD CALLS Cold Calls catches different perspectives on issues important to our island community. The following interviews were conducted on the spot and interviewees were not given advance notice or preparation time.

THE AKAKA BILL 1. Please explain your understanding of the Akaka Bill.

2. What is your definition of a Native Hawaiian?

3. Do you feel that the United States owes some sort of reparations to the Kingdom of Hawaii?

4. If the measure passes, how do you think the government of the Kingdom of Hawaii should be structured?

5. Are the Akaka Bill's efforts to protect racially exclusionary entitlements a form of reverse racism?

TRUSTEE BOYD MOSSMAN Maui Representative, Office of Hawaiian Affairs 1. Well, the Akaka Bill provides Hawaiians with recognition but more importantly self-determination, which they do not have, number one. Number two, that in turn, will allow for the preservation of current benefits and entitlements that the Hawaiian people receive today from the federal and state government. Number three, without the Akaka Bill, the likelihood of preserving the Hawaiian culture, because of the court cases, is questionable.

2. If you're asking my personal definition, it is anybody with any amount of Hawaiian blood. The legal definition is a little different.

3. Um…no. (Why not?) I think time and history have provided the Hawaiian people with an opportunity not to get everything they used to have back 100percent but to maintain the benefits of being American as well as Hawaiian with the ability to govern themselves.

4. Monarchy…no, democracy yes, within the Constitution of the United States.

5. It is not racism. It's a political issue that has never been resolved and it's about time it be resolved.

CRYSTAL ALBORO Local Resident 1. I think what Senator Akaka is trying to do is get Native Hawaiian rights recognized similar to what has happened with the Native Americans. The exact way of how they're going about doing that, I'm not quite sure.

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2. A Native Hawaiian would definitely have to be someone that's related or was born of an indigenous people that occupied the Kingdom of Hawaii. Also, heirs of John Young (missionary who came over and befriended King Kamehameha) to me would be considered Native Hawaiian because "Hawaiian" is not a Hawaiian term.

3. Well, we already have the apology in public law but I'm not a firm believer in reparations. I know the Japanese received reparations for Pearl Harbor/Hiroshima but I don't think monetary reparation is a solution. I don't think reparation is a good word but maybe a return of specific lands.

4. There is a structure in place and recognized at an international level, based right here on Maui in Haiku under the Kingdom of Hawaii. (Does that still have blood ties to the monarchy?) I don’t think it is monarchial. It's more parliament; they have governors, they have ministers.

5. It's not race based. I think it's more nationality based. I think people are twisting it to make it look racist but if we stick to the nationality, I think that's what it needs to be more akin to. Less race, more nationality.

HIS ROYAL MAJESTY AKAHI NUI Sovereign Heir of the Kingdom of Hawaii 1. I read in the Maui News about how the Native Hawaiians like the Akaka Bill but I myself have never given the authority to go and speak of my thinking about the Akaka Bill.

I think the Akaka Bill is a fraud. What they want, is to change our identity. What gives them the right to do that?

2. Oh, Na Kanaka Maoli. Native Hawaiian are those that were born in Hawaii. We are Na Kanaka Maoli (true and aboriginal, indigenous people of the Kingdom of Hawaii).

3. Yes, I do. (Is the apology that President Clinton issued in 1993 a suitable apology?) I don't think so.

4. His Royal Majesty's secretary speaking: (we had a bit of a language barrier) They are trying to set up some sort of government but, from reading the bill, that government is directly under the Department of the Interior.

It's not a sovereign government. That bill is the death of sovereignty. He will never be underneath the Department of the Interior. Any negotiations with the United States would have to be between the president and His Royal Majesty on equal terms.

5. No. His Royal Majesty's secretary speaking: It robs us of our identity by changing it to “Native Hawaiian”. (So it's not a race issue but more identity?) Right.

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Several news organizations have recently profiled 70-year-old Charlotte Chambers, who is a reserve defensive back for the Orlando Starz of the Independent Women's (tackle) Football League. Said the Starz' chief executive: "Last year, I thought I should tell the other teams to go easy and not hit her too hard. But now I'm afraid she's going to hurt somebody." Said the 5-foot-4, 140-pound Chambers: "I say, 'You better hit me (first), because I'm laying you out.'"

The Florida Legislature finally amended its open-government law in May to prohibit sexcrime inmates from getting access to photographs of their victims. Under the previous version of the law, a state appeals court had ruled that convicted sex-assaulter Dale W. Weeks was entitled, under the liberal public-records procedures, to investigative photos that depicted his victim's genitals.

A joint resolution commissioning a statue to recognize the anti-abortion movement in South Carolina is currently making its way through the state House of Representatives. In the original proposal in circulation until May, the statue that sponsors thought would best celebrate unborn children was to be a huge (6-foottall) fetus. (Some supporters have suggested an alternative design.)

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THE VIRTUES OF PATIENCE Recently, police, faced with thieves whom they suspected had swallowed their contraband in order to avoid detection, had to wait and let nature take its course in order to recover the incriminating evidence. Carpet cleaner Daniel Dyament, 19, finally expelled (after 72 hours) the $3,000 ring he allegedly stole from a customer's home in Bloomfield Township, Mich. (June). And in March, Chicago police reportedly used White Castle "sliders" to coax suspect Peter J. Mannix to yield (after 96 hours) a stolen $37,000 diamond. But in Santa Cruz, Calif., jeweler Joy Kilner concluded in June after days of waiting that the $1,800 diamond that her pet basset hound swallowed was not coming out and was probably stuck in the dog's intestines.

YEAR OF THE COCKROACH In May, Reuters reported on the increasing popularity in Australia of large cockroaches as pets (won't hurt children, very low maintenance).

However, at about the same time, health authorities in Thailand decided to confiscate and destroy about 1,000 pet cockroaches, calling them pests, but reluctantly showed sympathy for the owners' losses by holding a Buddhist funeral rite for the cockroaches. And a few days before that, artist Catherine Chalmers opened her "Executions" exhibit in New York City, featuring photographs of cockroaches dying simulated "human" deaths (hanging from tiny nooses or executed in a small prison electric chair) and, in a video, arising from the "dead" in a gas chamber (gruesomely knocked out by carbon dioxide, then revived as the gas dissipates).

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Bush's Willing Executioners America Betrayed by Cowardly Citizens Today's version of the heroic Nathan Hale would fall to his knees, beg for mercy, and swear fealty to the British crown. A 21st century Patrick Henry would no doubt argue that homeland security trumps personal liberty. Benedict Arnold would make the rounds of the TV talk shows, lauded as an "heroic pragmatist." In a land of wimps, the dimwit is king--such is the dismal state of post-9/11 America.

As George W. Bush's aristocorporate junta runs roughshod over hard-earned freedoms, as his lunatic-right Administration loots $10 trillion from the national treasury, as his armies invade sovereign nations without cause, as he threatens war against imagined enemies while allowing real ones to build nuclear weapons, those charged with standing against these perversions of American values remain appallingly, inexplicably silent.

We have become a nation of cowards, and I am ashamed.

Where are the Democrats? Under our two-party system it is their patriotic duty to represent the opinions and beliefs of their constituents, who are mostly liberal.

That responsibility becomes an urgent necessity when the GOP, in firm control of all three branches of government, abandons a proud tradition of conservatism in favor of outright fascism. With the exception of a few principled men like Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV), leading Democrats have made little or no effort to stymie Bush's agenda, launch a real investigation of 9/11 or appoint a special prosecutor to

go after the WMD scandal. To their eternal dishonor 82 Democratic Congressmen and 29 Senators voted for the invasion of Iraq--this despite the pleas of millions of demonstrators.

Among the nine leading contenders for the Democratic presidential nomination, only two have made opposition to runaway militarism a staple of their stump speech.

Easily spooked and even more easily fooled, Democratic leaders are neither leading nor acting like Democrats. Thirty years of

where are the principled Republicans? Not long ago, conservative leaders trudged down from Capitol Hill to tell an embattled Richard Nixon that he could no longer count on their support. Now the moderate, fiscally responsible Republicans one might expect to stand up to Bush's fiscal depredations--men like John McCain, Bob Dole and George Pataki--remain mute as their party and nation are hijacked by fanatics.

Bush's rich man's welfare will cost the aver-

IN A LAND OF WIMPS, THE DIMWIT IS KING–SUCH IS THE DISMAL STATE OF POST-9/11 AMERICA. political duck-and-cover has brought them to the brink of irrelevance. Far more damning, they have abandoned their rightful role as loyal opponents.

Where is the left? The radical theoreticians who provided the intellectual rationale for opposition to the Vietnam War--Ralph Nader, Noam Chomsky, et al--are touring the nation's universities, each pushing books and promoting their personal "brand" to youthful idealists.

Former leftist Christopher Hitchens, who so desperately wanted to fit into the new paradigm that he endorsed attacking Iraq, has been reduced to insisting that weapons of mass destruction will turn up someday. Probably.

Unlike Saddam, Bush needn't cut out his opponents' tongues. They're keeping silent on their own.

It may be naïve to pose the question, but

age U.S. citizen $500,000 over the next decade--isn't that the kind of government waste Republicans are supposed to deplore?

Partisan politics are so dead that the American resistance is entrusted by default into the unlikely hands of the same intelligence establishment that poisoned Fidel's cigars. Every day brings startling revelations from angry CIA and Defense Intelligence Agency spymasters: despite what Bush said over and over again, there was never any proof that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, the trailers Bush claimed were mobile chemical weapons labs were no such thing, and Colin Powell presented, in the UN, evidence on Iraq that he privately considered doctored and unreliable. The recent DIA leak of a November 2002 analysis shows that intelligence experts believed that Saddam

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Hussein would never use WMDs--even if he had them--unless "regime survival was imminently threatened." The Iraqis would use them only "in extreme circumstances," the report said, "because their use would confirm Iraq's evasion of UN restrictions."

Where is the outrage? Even though it's painfully clear that Bush lied about the WMDs, even though daily ambushes of American troops indicate that the war is far from over, a CBS News poll shows that 62 percent of Americans still support Bush's con job on Iraq.

"The president is 99 percent safe on this one," says Newt Gingrich.

Protestors who demonstrated against the war before it began ought to be energized by the WMD scandal, but the streets of Washington are quiet. Editors who parroted the Administration's lies, given the chance to redeem themselves now, downplay the latest Slaughtergate news. An army colonel e-mails, urging me to keep asking questions, yet confesses, "I'm keeping my thoughts to myself and waiting until I retire to get the hell out of here." Daniel Goldhagen's controversial 1996 book "Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust" pointed out an obvious truth: that the Nazis could never have triumphed, retained power or gotten anything done without the explicit complicity of the people they ruled. Therefore, Goldhagen argued--and thoughtful people agree--the failure of the German people to resist Hitler made them just as guilty as he was.

How will history judge us?

(Ted Rall is the author of "Gas War: The Truth Behind the American Occupation of Afghanistan," an analysis of the underreported Trans-Afghanistan Pipeline project and the real motivations behind the war on terrorism. Ordering information is available at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com.)

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"The Storm" by Garth Brooks because life throws you obstacles and there are ups and downs along the way. You've got to weather the storm, there's always clear skies in front of you.

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Everything just kind of works out over here.

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"Rock the Boat" by Aaliyah because she was the same age as me.

I feel like she grew up with me. That whole song has like that tropical feel. It's like where I'm at right now.

"Time of Your Life" by Green Day because the lyrics are really good in that song. It basically says have fun and have no regrets. That's sort of how I'm trying to do things and live my life.

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Over four hundred racers plunged into the water in front of the Maui Prince Hotel to begin the third annual King’s Trail Triathlon. The race began with a 1500-meter ocean swim, the men starting first, with the female racers just five minutes behind them.

After the ocean swim, the athletes headed up into the grass for a quick change from swim gear into cycling attire.

They grabbed their bikes and took off to the south, to follow the path of the ancient trail used by Maui’s ali’i to wander the coastline.

Last year’s three loop bike course was changed into a two loop affair that used golf cart paths for part of the course to help minimize the race’s effect on traffic in the area. The new course did cause some minor foul ups with some of the racers but overall, the new course was praised for its challenging climbs mixed with rolling hills.

The pre-race favorites, Lahaina’s Jeff Sanders and the Big Island’s Ralph Sawyer were joined by Kihei resident Allister Knox as the first male racers to complete the nearly 25-mile bike leg.

Meanwhile, Deirdre Tennant of Kihei opened up a gap on the rest of the women’s field at the start of the 10-kilometer run, the final leg of the race.

After venturing down into the heat of the lava flow of Cape Kinau, the racers sped back to the finish line at the Maui Prince. Crossing the finish line first for the men was Knox in two hours, nine minutes and 30 seconds, followed just 26 seconds later by Sanders. Tennant, leading the rest of the women’s field by a whopping 14 minutes, won the women’s race.

Racers as young as 15 and as old as 61 continued to trickle in over the next few hours.

The race brought athletes from various islands to the shores of South Maui along with over 200 participants from the mainland. After recovering in the shade and getting a massage, the athletes enjoyed a post-race luau, followed by the awards ceremony.

The King’s Trail Triathlon is put on by the Maui Multi Sports Club and the race proceeds support a number of local charities and groups including Maui Tobacco Free Partnership, South Side Boxing and several local canoe clubs. MTW For more information on the race, and a complete set of results, please go to www.trimaui.org.

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BY CHRIS STANKIS

Hawaii Masters The Kihei Aquatic Center is rapidly creating a name for itself as the top competitive swimming facility in the Hawaiian Islands. The pool has hosted the Western Zone Swimming Championships, the Maui Interscholastic League Championships and the Hawaii State Long Course Swimming Championships; all prestigious, high profile events.

The Hawaii Masters Swimming Organization is bringing the Hawaii International Swim Meet to Kihei. The pool events will be June 27-28, with an open water swim at Kamaole Beach Park to close the event on June 29. Masters swimmers are those swimmers ages 19 and up that compete within different age categories, each of which has its own set of world and national records.

This meet caters to the international crowd as it will use the 25-meter course, a rarity in the United States. The course has attracted swimmers from Japan, New Zealand and Australia to compete with swimmers from throughout Hawaii and the mainland.

“The Japanese contingent is smaller than originally anticipated,” Meet Director and Valley Isle Masters Coach Janet Renner said.

“They are being cautious about traveling because of the fear of SARS.” But with Maui’s wonderful climate and the absence of SARS cases here, the overall turnout is expected to be good. This is only the first year for the event and it will only grow over time. MTW For more information on the event or masters swimming visit: www.hawaiimastersswim.org

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The 2003 Regatta Season Maui paddlers go all out The sun is shining, a clear Iao Valley dominates the landscape and the harbor is calm and blue. Impressive outrigger canoes line the beach and loads of people are moving around, generating an excited buzz.

Even the rooftop of Hawaiian Canoe Club’s hale is packed with spectators and participants. Most clubs are mainly made up of young people, so youthful exuberance dominates. There is an obviously deep camaraderie that exists between all the members of a canoe club from the youngest to the oldest. Their Hawaiian chants electrify the crowd and their teammates and collaboration is evident in all that they do, whether in the water or on the beach.

On May 31, the 2003 racing season of the Maui County Hawaiian Canoe Association began at Kahului harbor. The Hawaiian Canoe Club hosted the John M. and Kealoha Lake Regatta, which usually ends the season but this year started it due to a vote to rotate the races among the various clubs. This year was also the first time that Kealoha Lake, the matriarch of The Hawaiian Canoe Club, was not present. She passed away in the off-season. Her family began the day with a beautiful ceremony in the harbor to honor her memory and begin the season on a good note.

Hawaiian, Hana, Lahaina, Kihei, Kahana, Napili, Wailea, Lae`ula O Kai and Na Kai `Ewalu all come out, geared up to win. The 39 races start early and run late with heats in all of the different age groups and skill levels. Clubs win different races in different categories and points are awarded for first, second and third place. Kihei dethroned the reigning champs, Hawaiian Canoe Club, who had been dominant in this regatta for eleven years but came in second at their own race.

"We’ve always had a great relationship with Hawaiian [Canoe Club] and these races, no matter who wins, make all of the Maui clubs stronger when it comes to state competition. It will either effect us by making us over-confident or wake us up to train harder and continue winning,” Maile Arensdorf, Kihei Canoe Club president said.

"Our coach, Koviko Williams, deserves a lot of kudos for the fantastic job he did getting our team ready. The majority of us didn’t even know what was happening until the

break, and then we realized that we could win it.

We all gathered around to pray and recite our chants on the beach and it helped us to win. At the end, there were still 100 people from the club there, which is the most I’ve ever seen stay. The victory was a spiritual experience and afterward we circled up on the beach to chant and give thanks to Akua."

Since the momentous May 31 opener, Hawaiian Canoe Club has usurped its authority by winning at the Wilmington Regatta on June 7, the Kamehameha Day Regatta on June 14 and the Naleieha Hanaka`o`o race on June 21. Kihei Canoe Club has continued to give them a run for their money, coming in second at all of the last three regattas. Wailea Canoe Club placed third on June 7 and June 21 and Kahana Canoe Club took third on June 14. Kihei Canoe Club sponsors the next regatta, Moki Kalanikau, on June 28 at 8 a.m. at Ka Lae Pohaku.

A Hawaiian canoe regatta is one of the best ways to connect with the local culture and to experience what Maui is really about. It is a community event and a great chance to interact with diverse people. A regatta is like a microcosm of life on Maui. Each team sets up a tent where their members and fans spend the day having fun. It is interesting to see what the different groups are like. For example, Hana had less people than anyone else, were more laid-back than the others and carried a traditional Hawaiian vibe; Kihei was very flashy and highly organized and Hawaiian Canoe Club manifested the energy and diversity of their home turf, Kahului.

Each club has a mission statement that ferments the preservation of Hawaiian culture. The teams take these statements very seriously and apply them in all aspects of life. This is seen in Hawaiian Canoe Club’s popular summer program for kids that teaches the youth about traditional island ways through canoeing and cultural and environmental activities that help them connect with the essence of Maui.

"I wanted to participate in something special that was connected with Hawaiian culture, so I got interested in paddling through some friends," rookie Lahaina Canoe Club paddler Sabrina Bernardini said. "I’ve only been practicing for a few weeks but it has already given me a better understanding of Maui and what it is all about. My first race was a little nerveracking but it was a good feeling of accomplishment to be part of a group effort and work together as one solid unit." MTW

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No Place To Call Home WILL NEW FACILITY HELP MAUI’S HOMELESS? It was early evening when I got to Lahaina.

People were still hustling and bustling down Front Street, high stepping from bar to bar. I decided to take a stroll down the main drag to see how people would react to my dirt-ridden appearance and the rotten stench that followed me. Usually, when I pass people on the street, I smile at them and they smile back. Not the deal here. If I so much as looked at a woman as she strutted passed with her friends, her eyes shot straight down to the ground and she pretended to not have even seen me. It made me feel like I wasn’t even there.

I ended up walking behind a woman on her way home. You would have thought I was a rabid mutt trying to chase her down. I’ve never seen somebody change pace the way she did when she saw me cross the street to get behind her. As she sped up, a police cruiser crept up behind me and slowed as it came to the, by this time, half-running girl. She pointed at her car and waved at the cop, as if saying, “I’m almost safe from this creep behind me.” The officer drove off. I felt like a criminal, guilty of being dirty and looking unkempt.

There are currently an estimated 1,760 family members or individuals living under the state poverty level on Maui—35 to 40 in Lahaina alone.

This number includes the faction of society that lives outdoors, almost like animals, in a world of few rules except to keep quiet and stay out of sight.

For one night, to better understand them, I became one of them. I talked with people around town including Victor Bellarosa, executive director of Light Bringers Rescue Mission in Lahaina, to find out the best places for me to go. I left everything at home: my wallet, my cell phone, my watch, my shoes, everything but the clothes on my back and a small blanket. I set out with a 99cent Saver’s shirt, a pair of denim shorts that I should have thrown away years ago and a pair of rubber slippers. I rubbed some dirt into my hands and feet and smeared some on my face. I felt ready.

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Front Street, I was tired, hungry and my feet hurt.

All I wanted to do was sleep. I grabbed my blanket and headed off to bed, sort of. I arrived at my sleeping area for the night later than I had intended. It had already been dark for a while and I had no idea where exactly I was. I didn’t know how I had gotten there, I didn’t know what was going on around me. As my eyes darted around, I heard the rustle of others attempting slumber in the muggy night air. From the bodies that I could make out, most everyone’s eyes locked on me as I walked past them. They watched me all the way until I was on the ground, next to a bush with my blanket stretched out over me.

I tried to listen for the faintest sounds, the lightest squish of dirt under a foot. I was paranoid, sure somebody would kill me. I remembered reading about a homeless person somewhere on the mainland that had been murdered in his sleep by a group of his fellow less-fortunates. He was killed and left to bake in the sun. I don’t remember if his killers were after his shoes or some alcohol that he had or if he had offended someone during the day that decided to take their revenge that night.

I couldn’t think about anything else. All I knew was that I was somewhere in a cane field with people I didn’t know and that I was supposed to be able to sleep now. The homeless do it every night. I can’t imagine what it would be like to feel like that every time I tried to get some sleep.

As I lay there, I was glad it was quiet. I was especially glad nobody was talking to me. Except for the occasional gurgle of someone clearing his throat, it was pretty still. I got up at one point to resituate myself and heard numerous heads turn and assess my movement. It seemed as though they were keeping an eye on me. I was pretty sure that was a good thing.

I started to doze off but found that every time my eyes closed, I would subconsciously jerk them open and quickly shake my head, stunning myself with an almost painful awakening. I wouldn’t let myself go to sleep. When I did fall

Of course, it doesn’t have to be like this. There’s a new facility opening up…

October 31, 2003 is the tentative opening date for the $3.5 million Ka Hale A Ke Ola West Maui Homeless Resource Center. Phase I of the development will consist of 26 apartments followed by another 52 units in phase II. There will also be administrative space, counseling areas and dining facilities. Originally designed to accommodate approximately 50 individuals, the current project may end up being about half the size of the existing resource center in Wailuku, which can house approximately 235 individuals.

“If they set it up like [Wailuku], I think it will be a good thing for the community,” said Kevin T. Nagasaki, administrator of the Lahiaina Outpost of Salvation Army. “But my only concern would be that they don’t, from what I’ve heard, have a great detox program.”

The absence of that one key element may be the biggest shortcoming for the new facility.

Without the presence of some sort of rehabilitation program, the center might leave many of the individuals it set out to help still looking for a housing option.

“You’ve got to be clean and sober, that’s first and foremost,” Ka Hale A Ke Ola Resource Center Homeless Services Coordinator Mike Davis said. “It’s not really a detox program but if you’re unsheltered, and clean and sober, they’ll accept you. If you have been on drugs, you’ve got

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to go through an assessment or evaluation.

There’s a policy that there’s no drugs and it’s clean and sober on property and you’ve got to go through the chemical dependency programs.”

Bellarosa’s concerns model those of Nagasaki and he worries that an entire faction of the homeless population has different and unique circumstances that the center will not address.

“It’s going to help some of the people but not all,” Bellarosa said. “There are going to be those who don’t qualify. If you get caught with the smell of booze on your breath, you’re out. There’s hardly anybody dealing with the hardcore homeless anymore.”

Light Bringers, the non-profit organization that Bellarosa has been involved with for close to a decade, used to feed close to eighty people from their old location on Front Street until complications forced them to close that site. Now Bellarosa wants a more inclusive facility that would accommodate all homeless people, including the so-called “hardcore homeless”—drug addicts, some mentally ill individuals and heavy alcohol abusers.

That being said, the main beneficiaries from this project will be the families that don’t have anywhere to go. “There are people who are homeless and they were homeless before we were even born,” Nagasaki said. “That’s their lifestyle; they don’t want to be indoors. I think the people that will benefit from it the most will be the families.”

According to Davis, most of the people that he has talked to of those who show up every morning at Salvation Army are anxious to get into the new facility. People who have lived outside and slept in the bushes for years “are just waiting for it to open,” Davis said.

So where does this leave us? The new facility is a catalyst for creating change in the homeless situation and how Maui is dealing with it. But with the concerns and possible missing elements, who knows if the center will have the impact that it could. What I do know is that sleeping in the dirt sucks. It sucks. There is no better was to describe

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asleep for longer than a blink, I would wake up at the sound of a leaf hitting the dirt. My back hurt from the uneven ground beneath me. My head hurt from the frequent gyrations that my brain seemed to initiate every time I nodded off. It was a horrible feeling both physically and mentally. I felt beaten down and tired while at the same time I was thinking that I had to stay awake to protect myself from…something. It was like fighting a battle within myself; part of me wanted to sleep while part of me clung desperately to remaining conscious. It was horrible.

Necessity will always prevail it. Having that angst in the back of my mind every time I tried to get some sleep would send me into a state of complete insanity and would really force me to reconsider my life. The new facility is an enormous step up from shacking up under a bush. Having walls around you, a roof above you and a bed beneath you might almost make not having a home bearable.

Before the sun came up, I sat up to leave.

Several sleepers turned to watch me go, still unsure of my intentions and apparently still uncomfortable with me being there. The bodies on the ground looked dirty, very dirty. Dirt, actual earth, was all around them and it made its way onto them, onto every inch of them. The men’s faces looked rough and dangerously sharp from not having been shaved in a long time.

Their hair was sun bleached and their skin looked like dark brown leather. Their tired eyes looked back at me as they got ready to face another day in the sweltering heat. Their belongings were on the ground around them. What I assume was all one man had fit in an area about the size of a small bathroom. Cardboard and plastic bags were a common sight. A stereotypical association but this time, it was a reality. I

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couldn’t see what was in the bags but I can’t imagine that it was much. You could tell the difference between their clothes and mine. Their clothes were fading from being subjected to all of the sun’s intensity, day after day. They had dirt ground into them. Their clothes were dirty from experience, not from having handfuls of dirt rubbed onto them. It seemed as though the dirt was a part of their clothes now, like it would be there forever. They looked worn, and baked, and rough, and well, homeless.

As hard as it was, I tried not to stare or look for too long at any one person. I tried to keep my eyes to myself as I passed by their “bedrooms” but I couldn’t. I didn’t want to look too curious and be too invasive but I was. I would feel pretty uncomfortable if somebody watched me wake up in the morning, if a stranger was in front of me when I opened my eyes. If he was gawking at me and everything I own while passing by, kicking up dirt as he went, I would be downright angry. It’s a pretty surreal image but as curious as I was, I had to remember that this was only an experience for me; but to them, out in the fields and on the street, this is real life. And real life sucks. MTW

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Poodle skirts, leather jackets optional The fifties was a decade marked with growth and power, filled with baby boomers and fueled by the victory of WWII. The automobile is remembered as the hallmark of the fifties but so is another classic fifties fixture: the diner. Amid burgers, fries, shakes, cherry cokes, the jukebox, and bobby socks, a high point in American cuisine was established that remains replicated to this day. Our most recent tribute to these fabulous fifties eateries is seen in the Cool Cat Café located at the Wharf Center in Lahaina.

Loaded with memorabilia, the walls give you a quick lesson in fifties pop culture, entertainment and music. Their menu is a who’s who of burgers, plus veggie, chicken and other sandwiches, salads, hot dogs and a fountain full of shakes, malts, sodas and sundaes. My first visit to Cool Cat found me hankering for a BLT which came on grilled sourdough, with crisp bacon and lettuce with juicy ripe tomato, and a healthy portion of mayo. The French fries were terrific, homemade on the premises and full of flavor. I was just getting warmed up to the Cool Cat. My next visit I went in for the veggie burger cleverly named the Jack La Lanne, while my friend had the Leader of the Pack, your usual mouthwatering giant burger.

Since I was being healthy with the no meat selection, I added some onion rings to make up for lost beef calories and it was a choice well made. The veggie and the burger come with the works - lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions and dressings - so all you need is a big appetite. The portions and the freshness of the extras impressed me, so I decided I would be back again to conquer another item on the menu.

I was back before I could say baby boomer, but this time to try out their Happy Hour with a live Trevor Jones appearance. While Trevor kept the fifties hits a comin’, my Cool Cat date and I indulged in $2 domestics and an unreal view of Front Street and Banyan Tree Park. Fun like this can’t last forever and that’s why they call it happy hour and not happy day. We wrapped it up and promised to come back another time.

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conditioned restaurant in Lahaina is a bigger challenge than you would think when you’re not considering fast food. This is the land of open air dining which loses its appeal in 90-degree weather. I used this opportunity to order a house salad and a shake with my Patsy Klein, a grilled sourdough sandwich with melted jack cheese and Ortega chiles served with the works.

I brushed up on a little ‘50s history while I waited for my order with the framed front page of the LA Examiner dated 10/1/55 exposing the horrific details of the car crash that claimed James Dean’s life.

I pondered the fact that James Dean’s Porsche was bought for $7000, then took his life soon after, while I worked on my first course.

The salad was excellent; a large bowl of fresh mixed greens

with dressing tossed throughout with ripe tomato chunks and sliced cucumbers. The strawberry shake was just the thing to cleanse my palate before the sandwich.

They did it right with chunks of strawberry, a tall fountain glass full of shake, plus the metal shake carafe for consuming every luscious drop. But when that Patsy Klein was plopped down in front of me everything stopped for a moment and it was all about flavor. I had no idea an Ortega chile sandwich could rock my taste buds but it was a great little secret they let me in on.

So you must be wondering how a not so little local girl like me can afford to eat so much Cool Cat grub. Well, they sure make it easier on me with their 20% off for Kama’aina, plus they have great coupons out there too! They also have great daily specials like ribs and ribeye. Rockabilly wannabes like me can check out Cool Cat Café at the Wharf Cinema Center seven days a week serving lunch and dinner, with more info available at www.coolcatcafe.com <http://www.coolcatcafe.com/>. Their happy hour is from 3 to 6 p.m. and 10 p.m. to midnight and features $2 domestics and $2.50 well drinks. You can catch Trevor Jones there on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 2 p.m. Poodle skirts and leather jackets are optional, and they supply the hulahoops free of charge. MTW

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Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine. Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte.

Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ramon’s - Contemporary Mexican, full sushi bar, awesome desserts. Banquet area available. 2102 Vineyard St. 244–7243 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat, & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahimahi, Ono, Shrimp & Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tartar sauces. Yum! 2010 Main St. 986-0855 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am-4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for Breakfast (try

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their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

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1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1am. Live entertainment and dancing 10pm ‘til 1am. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Bubba Burgers - Burgers and fries done the oldfashioned way, fresh & made-to-order. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 891-2600 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies & salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables.

2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

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DININGLISTINGS food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere.

Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff.

Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 8748000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm.

Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too!

Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu.

2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck.

1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops.

243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian

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579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

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572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Hokus Pokus - Vegetarian and Vegan cuisine. Open 3-9pm. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 5796009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia.

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Selvapiana•Bucerchiale 1999 Chianti Rufina, Italy $35.99 Selvapiana is an Italian estate located in Rufina, the northeastern corner of Tuscany.

Since its purchase by Michele Giuntini Selvapiana in 1827, five generations of the family line have lived and worked on the land. Italian agricultural estates are typically massive. This is no exception. Selvapiana spreads out over 600 acres: 100 acres devoted to grapevines and the rest, olive orchards.

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DININGLISTINGS fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030 Picnics Restaurant - Home of the famous Spinach Nut Burger. Breakfast & Lunch. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-8021 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808

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Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches.

839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Features “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast & freshly baked pies. Open daily from 5:30am6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch & din-

ner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 Cool Cat Café - ‘50s diner style with burgers, sandwiches, salads and fountain desserts. Wharf Cinema Center. 667-0908 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood Grotto - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. BYOB. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 669-4806 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily.

505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Restaurant brewery with rotisserie grill, featuring steak and seafood. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love AllServe All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Johnny’s Burger Joint - The greatest burgers on

the west side, served late, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:30-11:30pm.

136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Maui Brews - Daily specials, great appetizers salads and entrees in large portions. Lahaina Center.

667–7794 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast.

Vegetarian too. Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian

bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambiance suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet coffee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 Tropica - Fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui. 667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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More Than Just Desserts Maui Humane Society Fundraiser If you’re looking for a great excuse to spend an evening sampling decadent treats and sipping champagne in beautiful Wailea, the Maui Humane Society is holding their annual “More Than Just Desserts” event on June 28 at the Maui Prince Hotel Ballroom. With talented chefs from some of Maui’s top restaurants competing to present one-of-a-kind culinary confections, this year’s event promises something for every sweet tooth. Also featured are the live and silent auctions and a special guest performance by Na Hoku Hanohano award winner Uluwehi Guerrero. Best of all, it’s for a good cause. All proceeds will benefit Maui’s orphaned animals and help to support the Humane Society’s community based programs and projects. Sounds like the perfect opportunity for a little guilt-free overindulgence.

Get ready for a taste of Tropical Temptation, find out who’s been Naughty N’ Nice and take a Chocolate Fantasy Ride as each restaurant offers their own unique twist on the category themes. Tom Muramoto of Kaanapali Beach Hotel will enter his Ginger Cream Brulee into the Tropical Temptations category.

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The competition heats up as last year’s Grand Prize winner, Spago Maui, will be defending their title with Ian Flores’ Ginger Brulee Vanilla Genoise. Several chefs are on board for the Chocolate Fantasy Ride. Jon Benson and Patrick Chin of Hyatt Regency Maui bring you Peanut & Mac Nut Truffles, while the Four Seasons’ Mark Hetzel presents “The Sweet Tooth” Chocolate Decadence with Peppered Tawny Port Syrup. Sample scrumptious Chocolate Praline Cups by Edwin Morris of the Fairmont Kealani and munch on Vintage Hawaiian Chocolate Bars from the chefs at Roy’s Kihei, Joey Macadangdang and Charol Takahashi. Steve Holton of the Maui Prince Hotel brings his own Naughty N’ Nice Chef’s Assortment of Surprises.

Attendees will vote for the People’s Choice and the judges will choose a champion for Best Presentation. A first place winner will receive the Grand Prize for the most incredible dessert of all entries, category regardless.

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Fine art, hotel and resort stays, furniture, jewelry, left-handed golf clubs and a selfcleaning Litter Robot from Automated Pet Products are just a few of the items on the auction block.

Maui Harley-Davidson has donated Kawasaki and Harley motorcycles, a Vespa scooter, a Kawasaki jet ski, an EZ Loader trailer and a Kawasaki child ATV. Other donors include Lahaina Art Society, Castle & Cook Resorts, Dolphin Galleries, South Pacific Kayaks, Good Fortune Trading Company and Mayor Alan Arakawa.

Traditional and contemporary Hawaiian music and hula will set the mood with a special guest performance by recording artist and Kumu Hula Uluwehi Guerrero of Halau Kauluokala. He and his dancers will perform from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. Local favorite Guerrero is known for his sweet, powerful falsetto and moving musical arrangements.

His trademark hula style has been dubbed “uniquely Uluwehi” - sophisticated and elegant. Relax and enjoy the soothing sounds of this versatile and spirited artist.

More Than Just Desserts is a fun-filled way to give much needed community support and recognition to our Maui Humane Society for the services they offer. Funding allows them to continue their work caring for animals, responding to calls, running the spay and neuter program and educating through the schools. Private donations comprise a major portion of their revenue and this event will be their biggest fundraiser of the year. Estimated attendance is 300 and dress will range from casual aloha wear to tuxedos and gowns. Tickets are $50 and can be purchased through the Humane Society.

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Infection Zombies Rage In Trainspotting Director's Breakneck Horrorshow 28 Days Later (★★★) Horror movie fans will finally have something to coo about again with director Danny Boyle's post-apocalyptic "28 Days Later." A deadly blood-transmitted virus (called "RAGE") has emptied London of its inhabitants when former bicycle messenger Jim (Cillian Murphy - "Disco Pigs") awakens in a hospital bed from a coma to join up with a few other uninfected survivors in escaping the zombie-like corrupted inhabitants who pursue them. This "Dawn of the Dead" inspired chiller is strong on concept, style and brutally violent action, but suffers from poor musical scoring, and a digital video format that helped keep its budget at 10 million dollars. The movie's inappropriately cheery ending also weakens its overall impact. "28 Days Later" doesn't compare to such milestone horror thrillers as "Seven" or "The Vanishing" (the original Dutch version), but it is still the best nerve shocker to come around since "The Blair Witch Project."

Lab chimps infected with a psychotic rage-inducing virus are set free by animalrights activists at the start of "28 Days Later" in a tour de force initiation of blood that sets the film's relentless pace. Glaring animal teeth ferociously inject the poisonous toxin into their liberators' flesh with horrific speed before the film shifts to a time 28 days later, when the virulent microbe has gestated inside its victims' bodies. Omega man Jim hardly seems equipped for the dangers in store when he awakens with a partially shaved head, still fresh with sutures, and intravenous needles stuck in his arms. Jim anxiously explores London's deserted streets where wads of unusable cash blow around, and a roundabout kiosk at Piccadilly Circus is papered with hand-written missing persons flyers and evacuation notices. The camera hones in on a snapshot of a missing girl, concluding the film's first act with a personalized image of loss that sends corporeal chills down your spine. It's a moment that signals a weighty glimpse into the reality of inevitable pandemic pestilence.

After a jarring visit to a corpse littered church where not all cadavers are created dead, Jim meets up with fellow survivors Selina (Naomie Harris) and Mark (Noah Huntley). Tough chic Selina gives Jim a crash course in the pressing demand for survival killing instincts when a visit to Jim's parent's home attracts the vicious attention of doomed infected humans incapable of feeding themselves because of their singular obsession with killing.

Father and daughter survivors Frank (Brendan Gleeson - "The General") and Hannah (Megan Burns - "Liam") team up to

drive the group in Frank's cab towards Manchester, where radio broadcasts promise an 'answer' to the infection by army personnel. But salvation from obliteration is not sold as advertised, and our diminishing group is forced to take up arms against their military 'rescuers' and the ever encroaching infected who constantly appear to wreck bloody havoc. Christopher Eccleston ("Shallow Grave") is remarkable as Major Henry West, an amoral army commander with his own twisted agenda for subsistence.

The main problem with "28 Days Later" is Director of Photography Anthony Dod Mantle's all-consuming use of digital video (DV). Having worked on such DV shot films as "Festen" (AKA "The Celebration" - Thomas Vinterberg) and "Julien Donkey-Boy" (Harmony Korine) Mantle is a respected cameraman for the digital format but still doesn't know how to light the frame. Where Lars Von Trier's digitally shot "Braking the Waves" (Director of Photography Robby Muller) suffered from terminal 'shaky camera,' it at least had necessary lighting to compensate for digital video's flattening visual effect.

Digital video technology is still not ready for big screen consumption, but Boyle could possibly have mitigated his budgetary restraints by blending DV with 16 MM to emphasize, and break up, visual aspects of the narrative. Digital video has a fatiguing effect on an audience that celluloid never troubles. Apart from the audience assaulting shaky handheld camera work that DV cameras inure, its degraded imagery constantly takes you out of the cinematic experience. While DV's spastic griminess inflects "28 Days Later" with appropriately out-of-control violence in its action sequences, the total effect is arduous and superfluous. That being said, if you're a horror movie buff, you'll probably still want to see this movie twice. MTW

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TERMINATOR 3 - (R) - Sci-Fi/Action - Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in this third installment of the popular sci-fi action saga as a cyborg from the future once again becoming involved in the affairs of twentysomehing John Connor and his first battles with the SkyNet machine network.

Now Showing 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - A former cop teams up with his ex-con best friend to transport an illegal shipment of money for a shady dealer in Miami, while working undercover in the world of street car racing to bring the dealer down. Stars Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson and Ludacris.

ALEX & EMMA - (PG13) - Romantic Drama - A novelist with a gambling problem, Alex (Luke Wilson), decides to try to force himself out of writer's block by putting himself in a dangerous situation. Taking a $50,000 advance on his next novel to pay off his (gambling) debts, he agrees to a thirty day deadline that, if he doesn't turn in a finished novel by, will mean the publisher will own anything else he writes for the rest of his life. So, he hires a beautiful stenographer, Emma (Kate Hudson), to help him get the book done in time, who also helps him inspire what eventually becomes a love story, as they fall for each other.

BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM - (PG13) - Comedy - This runaway British comedy hit is the story of an Anglo-Indian girl, Jess, who wants to play soccer, inspired by her idol, David Beckham (who's a real-life soccer star), against the wishes of her orthodox Sikh parents, who would prefer she just found a boyfriend and perfected her cooking.

Jess gets a chance to fulfill her dream when she meets a tomboy-ish blonde girl, Jules, who helps her realize her potential as a kicker.

BRUCE ALMIGHTY - (PG13) - Comedy - Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), a human interest television reporter who is dissatisfied with his own life, rages his complaints at God who responds by appearing and granting him his powers to see if he can do any better. Also stars Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman.

DADDY DAY CARE - (PG) - Comedy - A father (Eddie Murphy) loses his lucrative computer job and decides to open up a day care center with the help of two of his best friends, much to the chagrin of a rival, more proper, day care owner.

DUMB AND DUMBERER - (PG13) - Comedy - Prequel to Dumb and Dumber, set in 1986 where soon to be best friends Harry (Derek Richardson) and Lloyd (Eric Christian Olsen) meet and try to get into the better social circles of high school.

FINDING NEMO - (G) - Animation - A fish named Nemo and his father, Marlin, are separated at the Great Barrier Reef, and Marlin sets about finding his lost son - who has become trapped in a fish tank overlooking the Sydney Harbor.

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY - (PG) - Musical - The fairytale rise to superstardom of America's favorite "Idols" continues as Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini make the leap to the big screen in this summer's biggest beach party.

HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE - (PG13) - Suspense/Thriller - Two LAPD homicide detectives (Harrison Ford & Josh Hartnett) investigate the slaying of a rap group on stage that is possibly orchestrated by a notorious rap label boss who is rumored to have arranged the death of rap artists in the past who wanted to get out of their contracts, and whose head of security is himself a former LAPD officer.

THE HULK - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - A genetic experiment gone awry leads a scientist (Eric Bana) to become a menacing green giant with superhuman strength when under anger and emotional stress. Also stars Jennifer Connelly.

THE IN-LAWS - (PG13) - Comedy - Two men (Michael Douglas, Albert Brooks) who are soon going to be matched as opposite fathers-in-law become entangled in an adventure which takes them to South America just before the big wedding.

THE ITALIAN JOB - (PG13) - Action - After pulling off an amazing gold bullion heist in Venice, Italy, Charlie (Mark Wahlberg) and his gang can't believe it when one of them turns out to be a double-crosser. Now the job isn't about the payoff, it's about payback. Enter Stella (Charlize Theron), a beautiful nerves-of-steel safecracker, who joins Charlie and his former gang when they follow the backstabber to California, where they plan to re-steal the gold by tapping into Los Angeles' traffic control system, manipulating signals and creating one of the biggest traffic jams in L.A. history. Also stars Edward Norton.

THE MATRIX RELOADED - (R) - Action/Adventure - In this sequel to The Matrix (1999), Neo (Keanu Reeves), Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), Trinity (Carrie AnneMoss) and the rest of the newly awakened humans continue to battle against the machines that have enslaved the human race - as the battle moves towards the city of Zion, the last human refuge.

RUGRATS GO WILD - (PG) - Animation - After the rugrats and their parents are stranded on a deserted island, all hope seems lost - until they encounter Nigel Thornberry and Eliza, with whose help they set about escaping back to civilization.

WRONG TURN - (R) - Suspense/Horror - A wrong turn leaves a group of young people trapped --- and hunted – in the West Virginia wilderness.

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ 2 Fast 2 Furious - PG13 - Th (11:15, 11:30, 12, 2, 2:30, 4:15, 4:30, 5), 7, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-Tu (11:30, 12, 1:45, 2, 2:30, 4:30, 5), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (11:30, 12, 1:45, 2, 2:30), 4:30, 5, 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 10 28 Days Later - R - Fr, M-Tu (11, 1:30, 4), 7, 9:35, SaSu (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:35 Alex & Emma - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-Tu (11:45, 2:15, 4:45), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45 Bend It Like Beckham - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-Tu (11:35, 2:05, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40, Sa-Su (11:35, 2:05), 4:35, 7:10, 9:40 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th (11:45, 12, 1:45, 2:15, 2:30, 4:45, 5), 7, 7:30, 10, Fr, M-Tu (11:15, 12, 2:30, 4:15, 4:45), 7:15, 7:30, 9:50, 10, Sa-Su (11:15, 12, 2:30), 4:15, 4:45, 7:15, 7:30, 9:50, 10 Daddy Day Care - PG - Fr, M-Tu (11:10, 1:40, 4:20), Sa-Su (11:10, 1:40), 4:20 Dumb and Dumberer - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-Tu (11, 1:10, 3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 1:10, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 9:55 Hollywood Homicide - PG13 - Th (11, 11:15, 1:40, 1:55, 4:20, 4:35), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-Tu (11:15, 1:55, 4:35), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:55), 4:35, 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10 The In-Laws - PG13 - Th only 7:35, 9:50 Rugrats Go Wild - PG - Th-Fr, M-Tu (11:30, 11:45, 1:30, 1:45, 3:30, 3:45, 5:30, 5:45), 7:45, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:30, 11:45, 1:30, 1:45, 3:30), 3:45, 5:30, 5:45, 7:45, 9:45 Wrong Turn - R - Th only 7:20, 9:20

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle - PG13 - Fr-Tu (12:30, 3), 5:30, 7:55, 10:15 Finding Nemo - G - Th-Tu (12:35, 1:30, 3:05), 4, 5:30, 7:50, 10:05 From Justin To Kelly - PG - Th (1, 3), 5, 7:10, 9:30, Fr-Tu 7:10, 9:30 The Hulk - PG13 - Th-Tu (12:40, 1:15, 3:45), 4:30, 6:45, 7:25, 9:40, 10:15 The Italian Job - PG13 - Th-Tu (12:20, 2:45), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th only 7:05, 10

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 2 Fast 2 Furious - PG13 - Th only 9 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10:15, Fr-M (3), 5:45, 8, 10:45, Tu (3), 5:30 Charlie’s Angels 2 - PG13 - Fr-Tu (12:15, 2:45), 5:15, 7:45, 10:30 Finding Nemo - G - Th (12:30, 3), 5:15, 7:45, 10:30, Fr-M (12:45, 3), 5:30, 7:45, 10:15, Tu (12:45, 3), 5:30, 7:45, 10:15 The Hulk - PG13 - Th (1), 4:05, 7:15, 10, Fr-Tu (1:15), 4:05, 7, 10 Rugrats Go Wild - PG - Th (1:15, 3:15), 5, 7, Fr-Tu (1) Terminator 3 - R - Tu 8, 10:20

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 2 Fast 2 Furious - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-Tu (4:45), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:30, 9:55 Alex & Emma - PG13 - Th (4:30), 7, 9:15, Fr, M-Tu (4:30), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (12, 2:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:30 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle - PG13 - Fr, M-Tu (4:30), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7, 9:30 Dumb and Dumberer - PG13 - Th (4:15), 7, 9 Hollywood Homicide - PG13 - Th (4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, M-Tu (4:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12, 2), 4:15, 7:30, 9:45

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Dumb and Dumberer - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-Tu 9:15 Finding Nemo - G - Th-Fr, M-Tu (2, 4:30), 7, 9:30, SaSu (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7, 9:30 The Hulk - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-Tu (1, 4), 7, 9:55, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:55 Rugrats Go Wild - PG - Th (2:15, 4:45), 7:15, 9:15, Fr, MTu (2:15, 4:45), 7:15, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:15

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Summer Madness Zero Tolerance (pictured below), Khrinj & Sausage Act 10 p.m. Thursday (TONIGHT!) @ Maui Brews Kinda can’t wait for tonight’s musical rockfest “Summer Madness” to happen. Kinda excited about the buzz around the island - that people are so pumped up to see these totally awesome hard rock bands rage. Kinda bummed that this evening will be so fun ‘cause I just know it’s going to end too quickly. And that sucks. I’m already thinking about Summer Madness II - the sequel. Rrrrrrock on!

Doors open at 9 p.m.

National HIV Testing Day Free, anonymous and confidential testing Friday, Islandwide This is more than important.There are so many people on the island that have no idea they are infected with a sexually transmitted disease simply because they have never been tested. Among these diseases, of course, is HIV and on an island as small as Maui, a disease like HIV can start to eat away at the population before anyone even knows it’s a problem. This is an opportunity for you to make sure that you are not infected and, unknowingly, putting others at risk. (IAN HOUSTON) Testing sites – Wailuku: Wailuku Health Center - 7:45 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Maui AIDS Foundation Office - 5 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.

CHAMP Clinic (Wailuku Industrial Park) - 7 a.m. to 9 a.m.

Lahaina: Lahaina Health Center - 7:45 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Kihei: Keolahou Church - 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Hali’imaile: Anex (Gym) - 9 a.m. to 3 p.m.

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REEFers Unite 5:30pm Monday @ Maui Ocean Center The Reef Environmental Education Foundation and Project S.E.A.-Link is conducting a free fish ID seminar, which means you get to learn the names of Hawaii’s fishes and REEF gets a new slave - er, volunteer diver! Actually, the idea is to identify and document fish diversity and population trends in order to educate and inform researchers and the general public about the natural wonders of the undersea world. The ocean is tragically underrated as a vital resource, and knowing “what’s down there” is half the battle! While counting fish may not initially seem like the most exciting venture, sometimes giving your snorkel or scuba trip a special focus opens your underwater experience into a whole new world of discovery. And you won’t just be a bloated blob beneath the surface - you’ll be saving the planet, one bubble (or fish!) at a time.

Colin John Band Saturday @ Casanova, Sunday @ Charley’s, Monday @ Hapa’s, Tuesday & Wednesday @ Stella Blues This is some down-home, feel-good, bar blues meant to be enjoyed with old friends while you make new ones dancing and drinking the night away. Apparently, the Colin John Band stole the show last time they played in Maui opening for blues legend John Mayall. And they’re back to do it again all over the island - go enjoy yourself!

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4th Annual Taiko Festival - Saturday. You will not only see this electrifying taiko performance, but feel it as well, as the powerful sound of the hand-made drums rumble through your body! The musicians driving rhythms and non-stop energy are sure to leave you amazed at their sheer force. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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Jack Johnson - July 6. All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. 8 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

Evanescence - July 11. All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

New Found Glory - August 14. All ages welcome.

Tickets: $20. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

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Coral Reef Information Station - 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

Tue-Thu at Ulua Beach in Wailea; Fri-Mon at Airport Beach in Kaanapali. Free information about Hawaii's

coral reefs and reef animals, along with a free guided reef tour by a Pacific Whale Foundation naturalist. For more info, call 249-8811.

FRIDAY, JUNE 27

National HIV Testing Day - Free, anonymous and confidential testing will be provided by certified HIV counselors and testers at these following sites: Wailuku Health Center - 7:45 a.m.-4 p.m.

Wailuku - Maui AIDS Found’n Office - 5-7:30 p.m.

Lahaina Health Center - 7:45 a.m.-4 p.m.

Kihei - Keolahou Church - 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Hali'imaile - Anex (Gym) - 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

CHAMP Clinic (Wailuku Industrial Park) - 7-9 a.m.

For info, call The Maui AIDS Foundation at 242-4900.

Ululani CD Pre-release Party - 6:30 p.m. at the Kaanapali Beach Hotel. Featuring Richard Hoopii. For more info, call 597-1888.

Spirit in the Body with Raphael & Kutira - 7:30 p.m. in the McCoy Theater at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. A mystical romantic ritual benefit concert with spiritual and shamanic music from many cultures. For more info, call 242-7469.

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Lahainaluna Class of 1973 30-Year Reunion The day's activities include: a golf tournament beginning at 8 a.m. at Dunes at Maui Lani; fishing tournament at 8 a.m. at Mala Wharf; dinner at Cary & Eddie's Hideaway in Kahului. For info, call 242-6433.

Bu La`ia Comedy Search - 6 p.m. at Queen Kaahumanu Center. If you're 12 or older and can do a five to 10 minute comedy sketch on the Queen's Stage, this is the gig for you! Win a trip for two to Las Vegas and an appearance at the Vegas Improv.

"More than Just Desserts" -- Annual Fund Raiser for Maui Humane Society - 6 p.m. at the Maui Prince Hotel Ballroom. Events include a silent auction, dessert tasting and competition, live jazz with Patricia Watson and more. Call Jocelyn at 877-3680.

Hana Community SummerFest - 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at Hana Ball Park. Featuring music from Na Hoku Hanohano award winners Napalapalai and Raiatea Helm, food, crafts, an `ukulele contest, poke contest and a keiki zone. For more info, call 270-7414.

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Blood Bank - 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. at the Kihei Community Center. Accepting blood donations. Call 269-2619 for appointment and info.

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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his Band, Fri and Sat; contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey and Farzad, Wed and Fri, 6:30-9 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun,7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; classic rock with JD and Mario, Fri, 3-6 p.m.; Anastasia Gilliam and friends, Sat, 3:30-6 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Jarret Roback, Wed, 4-6 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Maui Brews - Jonah Livin Band, Fri, 6-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7794.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, Sat, 7 p.m.; Jonah Livin, Sun, 7 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursdays from 3-6 p.m. and Saturdays from 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian style), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock ‘n’ roll), Fri; Ed Truthan (versatile contemporary rock ‘n’ roll), Sat; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (flamenco guitar), Tue; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans style piano), Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, Wed, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI

Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, Thu, Fri and Sat, 6:30-9 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, Fri and Sat, 7-10 p.m. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 8792224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, Thu, 4-7 p.m. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

DA KINECALENDAR Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston (piano), Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo (piano), Mon and Tue. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, Fri, 5-7 p.m. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Sun, 7-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; Guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums and sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All sets from 6-10 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Manana Garage – Neto & Friends, Thu and Fri, 6:30 p.m.; Fortunato’s Magic, Fri, 7 p.m.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, Wed, 6:30 p.m.

33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, Wed, 7-9 p.m. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, Sat, 8 p.m.; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, Mon, 7-10:30 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band, Sat, 7-10 p.m.; live jazz, Thu, 7-10 p.m.; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul, Tue, 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, Fri, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; gypsy guitar w/ Bo Shores, Sun, 6-9 p.m.; vintage Hawaiian music, Wed, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun, 6:30 p.m. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu and Sun thru Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tue, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Larry Gollis, Fri thru Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed; "Drums of the Pacific" luau

by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show Sun, Tue and Thu at 5:30 p.m. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, Sat, 6-9:30 p.m.; free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, Mon thru Fri, 8:15 a.m.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music and dancing, Mon, 6 p.m.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist Sun thru Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun thru Tue; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, Fri, 6 p.m.; Kincaid Basques, Sat. All shows from 7-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals, beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri thru Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

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"Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sun, Wed and Sat; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

BY GANNON GILMORE

POWERMAN 5000 "TRANSFORM" There's an odd twinkle of satisfaction in hearing an ostensibly metal band churn out what can only be referred to as a disco song. I do enjoy how brave this band is in their contribution to otherwise lackluster metal, in terms of them and the rest of the new breed of "metalists". This record in particular gleans much from Brother Zombie (as in Rob Zombie, try to keep up) on the first listen but you not only come to recognize but also appreciate how melodic this record is as it goes along. Powerman 5000 and its brethren in metal may never become my cup of tea but the only thing I'm disappointed about is that the song "That's Entertainment" isn't a cover.

-Dreamworks

SOUTH MAUI

COLD

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/ Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/ hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson, Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m.; Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m., Tue, Thu and Sat, 6- 8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon thru Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

PolITICAL

State Transportation Director to Discuss Traffic - Thu, 4:30-6 p.m. at Lokelani Intermediate School cafetorium; Thu, 7-8:30 p.m. at Lahaina Intermediate School cafetorium.

"YEAR OF THE SPIDER" I'm left weighing what genre Cold should fall into and nothing quite tips the scales here. This can be a welcome thing in any form of creativity if done right. For instance, you couldn't call this "New Metal" due to the fact that it isn't as disposable as most bands from that ilk. For that matter, you couldn't call it metal- period - because you have no shredding guitars, break-neck-fast drums or guttural undecipherable vocals. Cold is in the same league as Godsmack or Staind with mid-paced, heavy-ass rock n' roll with a taste for Rock ballads. When it's all said and done, however, who else can write the perfect rock/metal ballad after Metallica or the sorely missed Guns N' Roses?

-Geffen Records

SILVERSTEIN "WHEN BROKEN IS EASILY FIXED" You know, this year I'll be turning a quarter of a century old and I'm so completely irritated that I can already be found saying: "I don't know how you kids can listen to this crap!" Sorry, but I fail to see value in thirty bands that sound exactly like a band that surfaced only last year or in some cases, a few months ago. Silverstein falls into that trap, more of that hardcore/emo crap. For all the feeling these guys try to convey in their songwriting they fail to stir up any real sense of urgency, ingenuity or convincing energy.

It’s as if they play off the same rulebook as all the other bands with similar stylings. Sure, not so long ago everyone was after a different sound but at the very least it was upbeat and not nearly as self-indulgent as this garbage. You should be able to put five of your CDs in a stereo and be able to unequivocally say that they're all different.

-Victory Records

METALLICA "ST. ANGER" I'm in the same boat as a lot of you out there, I'm sure, when I say that I really wanted to see these guys totally redeem themselves after two abysmal records. The verdict: I'm not sure. To put it boldly, they have rekindled some of their magic but not all the way as some would hope.

We all know the likelihood of Metallica putting out another "Ride the Lightning" or even "The Black Album" was a tall order but this is still Metallica trying to progress and not piss off fans along the way. Not only that, the sound of this album is a huge step away from past records, it sounds echoey or garagey. Like if you were listening to them in a garbage can. A change like this is rather abrupt, especially for a band trying to reclaim their past glory in a sea of new exciting music and in the wake of an even shorter attention span audience. However, they do bring a lot of the elements from all their records to the table so fans new and old will hear all the things they used to love about Metallica but they just might not like how interspersed it is this time out.

-Elektra

LECTURES

VARIOUS ARTISTS

Tobacco Conference - Sat, 9 a.m.-noon at the Sheraton Maui Resort. Learn about California's tobacco control program, about the tobacco industry's marketing tactics and about tobacco in general: the history of its use, the addictive nature of nicotine and cessation. Free. For more information, call 573-6554.

Beginner Level REEF Training - Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Learn the names of Hawaii's fish at a FREE fish ID seminar by the Reef Environmental Education Foundation and Project S.E.A.-Link. Call 669-9062.

Sea Talk - “Midget Sub Discovery” - Tue, 6 p.m. at Maui Ocean Center. On Aug. 28, 2002, the Hawaii Undersea Research Laboratory (HURL) was able to locate the Japanese midget submarine that had been

DINING

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"VANS WARPED TOUR 2003" The self-proclaimed soundtrack to the Warped Tour. I love that these come out actually because the label-specific compilations focus on their own bands which ultimately sound the same or at least have a common bond between them and the Warped Tour is rather varied in the bands they take on tour. Where else would you find Andrew W.K. and The Casualties in the same place? There are lot of throwaway bands on the record but with two discs worth of music and a bunch of unreleased stuff it's worth the price of admission. Standouts include: The Mad Caddies, The Suicide Machines and the up-and-coming None More Black.

-Side One Dummy

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BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

thursday6/26

friday6/27

saturday6/28

sunday6/29

monday6/30 – wednesday7/2

Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Guest, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Island music, No cover, 10pm

CLOSED

Mon - Mark Johnston & Guest, Jazz Night; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, Jam Night; Wed - Soul Concepts, R&B: ALL SHOWS- 10PM, NO COVER CHARGE!

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO

D.U.H., No cover, 10pm

889 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-3111

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

DJ Rodrigo, Latin Pop, No cover, 9pm

Hip Hop and Booty, $5, 9:45pm

The Colin John Band, $10, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Bikini Contest! By Cuervo Gold

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Hoomua

HARD ROCK CAFE

Colin John’s Band, $10, 7-10pm Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Pepper, all ages - Punk band from Oahu, $10, 9:30pm

Flava Zone

Mon - Uncle Willie K, $8, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast, 9pm-1:30am

Kanekoa CD Release Party w/Vince Esquire, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Twangers, No cover, 9pm

Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-7pm T-Ray Band, N/C, 9p-12am

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm-12am

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

Open Mic Night, w/Vaughn Razo, No cover, 9:30pm

Kahele, No cover, 9:30pm

DJ Skip, No cover, 9:30pm

TBA

Crazy Fingers, 10pm-midnight

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Mon-Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Mon - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm; Tue - Brew & View, No cover, 7pm; Wed - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661-7082

LA JAZZERIE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-0822

Kelly Covington, $5, 9:15pm

Pat Watson, $3, 9:15pm

Bobby Ingram, $5, 9:30pm

DJ Forrest Mask Party, $2, 9pm Mon - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm; Tue - Opera Night, 7pm/ DJ Rich, $3, 10pm; Wed - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm

WE BUY CLEAN USED CARS! • CARS, TRUCKS, VANS, SUV’S • DOMESTIC & IMPORTS • NO HASSEL • NO WAITING

HRC MAUI 900 Front St., Lahaina Info: 808.667.7400

221 Puunene Ave., Kahului, HI 877-FORD (3673)

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www.atomictattoomaui.com

193 Lahainaluna, Lahaina • 667-2156

thursday6/26

friday6/27

saturday6/28

sunday6/29

LIFE’S A BEACH

Super G Band

VOLT

Prankster

Roots Foundation Reggae

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036 LULU’S

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MAUI BREWS

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7794

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm

Bobby Ingram, No cover, 8pm

Crunch Pups, No cover, 8pm

Live Hawaiian Jams, $5 donation, 8pm

Zero Tolerance, Khrinj, Sausage Act, $5, 10pm

Jonah Livin, 6-9pm Pati and Alhoa, 9pm

Wild With Maui Brews & DJ Boomshot

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm-close

Damien Awai & Friends, No cover, 7-10pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 9:30pm-12:30am

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 9pm Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm

Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 9pm

Jonah Livin, No cover, 6:30-9pm Mon - DJ Tex, No cover, 9pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac/Dollar Night, $5, 9pm;

Wed - Karaoke w/DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

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HO’ONUA

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SUNDAY

Drink Specials ALL Night!

L I P O A

Mon - Johnnie “Bang Bang” Jackson, N/C, 8:30pm; Tue - Open Mic Night, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, Kihei Canoe Club Fundraiser, $10, 7pm

FRIDAY

Mon - Marty Dread, Service Industry Night, 9pm; Tue - Makkadocious, The Funky Underground, 9pm; Wed - DJ Boomshot/Dollar Night, $5 cover, 9:30pm

Trevor Jones, 2-4pm DJ Boomshot, 9pm

Ladies SPECIAL FLAVA Night CONCERT ZONE EVENT! HAWAII E .

Mon - Lake Hosts Open Mic

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Jam’n Steel Band, $5, 9:30pm

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monday6/30 – wednesday7/2

TUESDAY

ALOHA ULTRA WEDNESDAY FAB ALL Drinks $2 until TUESDAY Midnight!

TEEN NIGHT

w/DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions

Willie K OWNS Mondays!

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on the blue MAUI’S ONLY IRISH PUB THURSDAY DARREN’S GOING AWAY PARTY! with Soul Concept

HAPPY HOUR ALL NIGHT!!!

T SA E 28th

JUN m 9p

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar

Kihei Canoe Club

2nd Annual Fundraiser

Doors Open 7pm•Tickets $10•2 for 1 Dinner Entrees Dancing to Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo

Celtic Tigers

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First Saturday of Every Month

10pm NO COVER

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9pm

TUESDAY NIGHT MUSIC CLUB

10pm-1am • Kapalua Location Only

with Wayne Dunn

50% OFF ALL FOOD

“2003 Battle of the Bands Winner”

John Moore Project

Must be 21 & Over with I.D.

HAPPY HOUR EVERY DAY 5 - 7PM 2 for 1 all pupus • $1 off all drinks 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea. 1ST left after Kea Lani Hotel • 874–1131

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Kapalua 669-6286 • Kihei 879-0004 The Shops at Kapalua

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thursday6/26 PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

friday6/27

saturday6/28

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

sunday6/29

monday6/30 – wednesday7/2

PANCHO & LEFTY’S

658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666

RAMON’S

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Mon - Gypsy Pacific, Jazz w/Tom Conway, $3, 7:30pm Wed - Reggae night, DJ, no cover, 9pm

Vince Esquire, $5, 8:30pm

2102 Vineyard, Wailuku - 986-8550

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm

El Niño, No cover, 9pm

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BY AMY ALKON sunk by the destroyer USS Ward at the start of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Free. Call 270-7084.

Free Class on how to "Help Your Kids Succeed" - 6-7:30 p.m. at the Big Brothers-Big Sisters of Maui offices, 200 Waimaluhia Lane, Wailuku. Available for parents of children as old as 7.

For info, call 249-0111.

ART

Ho`omeheu - June 27 thru July 27 in the Schaefer Gallery of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. The collaborative efforts of Kupuna Leslie Kuloloio and master printmaker and Native American art historian Carolynne Whitefeather have created a combination of contemporary Maui expressions, for the second exhibit this season selected from proposals to MACC. Ho`omeheu means to purposefully make tracks and go forward. Through creative writings and visual imagery, this collection explores long held meanings within cultural expressions, historical facts and personal perceptions. Call 242-2787 for more info.

“Art in the Village” - Thu, 6-10 p.m. at Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - Thu, 8:30 a.m. on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments; all free and open to the public! Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30 p.m., The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events and more. On Sunday, Kristine Snyder performing harp 5:30-8:30 p.m. in the East Wing. On Wednesday, live music 7-9 p.m. in the Lower Courtyard. For more info, call 891-6770.

STAGE

“Chesapeake” - Fri and Sat, 7:30 p.m. at the McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. A one man play by Lee Blessing. Art! Politics! Dogs? The best laid plans of mutts and men go outrageously astray when a performance artist attempts the dog napping of a conservative congressman's prized pooch. Call 242-SHOW. “Sweet Charity” - Fri and Sat, 7:30 p.m. and Sun, 6 p.m. at Iao Theater in Wailuku. Maui OnStage end of season musical. For more info, call 242-6969.

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Summer Reading Programs - Mon thru Fri, runs thru July 8. Youth may visit the public library weekly for five weeks to pick up prize incentives to keep reading.

All branches offer. For info, call 662-3950.

"Do The Zoo" Days - Sat, 12-2pm, 2315 Kekaulike Avenue, Kula. Zoo Maui is a fun, educational, hands-on experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers. See Squirt the giraffe, and his 100+ friends. Cost: $5 per person, 12 months or younger free. Closed shoes are required. Call Malia at 878-2189 for info.

Seaside Stories - Sun, 11 a.m. at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4 to 10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale

Foundation. For info, call 249-8811.

Keiki Song & Storytime - Wed,10:30 a.m.,Borders in Kahului with Uncle Wayne. For more info, call 877-6160.

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GOING BACK FOR BORE

Hawaii International Masters Swim Meet - Fri and Sat at Kihei Aquatic Center. This meet will be the first 25-meter masters meet ever in Hawaii and the first international 25-meter masters meet held in the U.S. For more info, call 573-8656.

19th Annual Maui Trailer Boat Club Fishing Tournament - Sat and Sun, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. at Kahului Small Boat Harbor. For info, call Dave at 875-9530.

Maui Raceway Park - Fri and Sat, 5-11 p.m., Central Maui. For more info, call Aimee at 281-1273.

THURSDAY, JUNE 26

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m., at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Three-hour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

FriDAY, JUNE 27

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

Kilo Hoku (Star Watching) - 7:30 p.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park.

Stargazing and star lore featuring information on early astronomers and the birth of agriculture. For info, call 572-4400.

SATURDAY, JUNE 28

Kihei Canoe Club’s 2nd Annual Fundraiser - 7 p.m. at Mulligan’s in Wailea with live music by Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo. For info, call 874-1131.

SUnDAY, June 29

Maui Polo's Jacaranda Cup Season Finale 1:30 p.m. at Manduke Baldwin Polo Arena (One mile above King Kekaulike High School on Haleakala Hwy).

Kids free, adults $5. For info, call 877-7744.

Beat the Heat 10K Fun Run - 4 p.m. at Rice Park, Kula. Call Bram at 573-7584 or Joy at 741-2726.

MonDAY, June 30

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Threehour, three-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

TuesDAY, July 1

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area.

Two-hour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

Kapahu Farm Taro Patch Tour - 1-2 p.m. at Kipahulu Visitor Center, Haleakala National Park. Join us to visit sites representing several eras from the ancient to the modern, arriving where over two acres of traditional lo'i (taro patches) have been restored to active production with taro and other Polynesian introduced plants. For more info, call 248-8974.

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A friend fixed me up with a guy who turned out to be stiff and formal. He's a good person, but he doesn't have that funny bone I crave in a man. That's not just my opinion, either -- our mutual friend later admitted he's "completely serious." He seemed interested post-date. The voice in my head keeps saying, "Forget him, there's no spark." My best friend says "you can't judge someone on the first date." Should I go out with him again if he asks?

Debate Clubbed Psychiatry and Movies Of The Week have given hearing voices a really bad name. Think of all the times you should have heard voices -like right before you bought pants that make your butt look as if it should come with a state capitol. The current voice in your head is telling you what you already know -- what you like.

Why would you need a second opinion? A second date won't do anybody any favors either -especially not the women out there who are looking for Mr. Serious. In the future, set clear man minimums for friends fixing you up -- like, that the man who's right for you is more likely to wear a frozen turkey as a hat than to be mistaken for one.

PASSION VICTIM What's with women who passionately fling themselves into relationships, and after a breakup, roll up into a cocoon? This woman I broke up with refuses to be friends with me.

While we were still speaking, she indicated that she mentally barricades herself from friendly overtures after a relationship. Is there any way to turn her into a friend?

Banished Again All you want is a girlfriend who whirs into a frenzy at the push of a button. Push another button and she sits quietly, waiting for you to tell her what to do next. Ever date a blender?

Sadly, advances in girlfriends have not kept pace with other advances in technology, such as the invention, by Sony, of a lifelike robot dog.

Because girlfriends are not equipped with on-off switches, they often find it impossible to go straight from sucking face to shaking hands. You might ring this woman in six months to see if she's managed to turn her messy emotions into molded plastic. Human women sometimes just need a little time and space. Sometimes no amount of time and space is enough. Deal with it.

Eventually, your kind of girlfriend should be available on late-night TV (equipped with The Clapper, if you're lucky). If things work out with the girl-bot, you and she might consider starting a family. Now there's an advance worth waiting for: children who come with mute buttons.

Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail AdviceAmy@aol.com (www.advicegoddess.com)

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ARIES: Old wisdom is the best wisdom. Your dreams are enhanced as the new moon puts you in a more sensitive and intuitive space. Family reunions, domestic issues and scenarios involving your mother are more likely to affect you.

TAURUS: Find a way to use your communication skills to make money. Your love of delicious cuisine can get the better of you. Invest some of your cash in savings. Being more aware of your natural surroundings will help you understand local culture.

GEMINI: When you've got smarts and good looks it’s easy to get whatever you want.

Stabilizing yourself financially is about to get easier. Maturity and patience will pay off. Relocating over the next several months is likely. Plan ahead.

CANCER: You wake up from dreams to find yourself ready for a new adventure. Being open-minded is a good thing to practice. Quick judgments may lead to missed opportunities.

Celebrate the simple things in life. Sunday features the new moon in Cancer.

LEO: Pay the piper, don't pass the buck. Good karma seems to require some sort of sacrifice.

Your normally generous nature saves you.

Spiritual goals and challenges will be illuminated by the new moon. You have friends in high places.

VIRGO: Making the party one to remember will be your job this week. Friends come to your aid when you least expect it. The new moon gives you more excuses to socialize.

Career opportunities include creative work, recording, and media blitzing.

LIBRA: I see you as a lucky vacationer. Work and play need to mix. I feel you're relaxed enough to accept that truth. Get your play on while other people are working. Get your work on while others are playing. You achieve emotional intelligence.

SCORPIO: It's your turn for adventure. All that sex and transformation can wear a body out. You’re ready to learn to play slack key guitar, dance the hula, or experience Tantra. Once you decide to be happy in spite of disappointments, everything you need comes easy.

SAGITTARIUS: Immersing yourself in a good time comes naturally to you.

Gambling is a vice that you're tempted by and often do well with. Some embarrassing ego crushing moment just can't be avoided. Shrug your shoulders and give thanks it wasn’t worse.

CAPRICORN: “Blessed Are the Peacemakers” should be your new slogan.

Work on creating justice. You're doing better with your co-workers. Consistent and reliable is the Capricorn way. The new moon highlights harmony, romance and commitment.

AQUARIUS: Behold the artist as playboy or playgirl. Behold the scientist getting mad as hell and not taking it anymore. Give your ideas some shocking form of publicity. When it comes to good loving you need to be using both hands among other things.

PISCES: You're like the man behind the curtain on the Wizard of Oz. You control inspiration and surprise. Otherwise surprises and inspiration are controlling you. You are very motivated to get whatever you want. Tough love is somehow working.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY: Susan Hayward 6/30/19, Gil Bellows 6/28/67, Thurgood Marshall 7/2/08 kozmickev@sunset.net

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