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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR NO GMO'S Now that we have a mayor concerned about sustainable agriculture, I want to encourage him to avoid allowing companies onto Maui that use Genetic Engineering (GE) in food production.

Genetic Engineering produces Genetically Modified Organisms (GMO) and involves inserting genetic material from other species into the DNA of food products. The genetic material can come from animals such as insects or fish. The resulting products may be unfit for human consumption.

I was fortunate to be able to attend a presentation by attorney Steven Druker, the public interest attorney who represented the anti-GE movement in an effort to have these foods removed from the market. Although he lost, the judge ordered the disclosure of internal files about GMOs. Much of that information is now available to the public at biointegrity.org.

Here is some of it: 1. "… after heat processing both the GE and non-GE beans, the concentrations of three harmful substances were significantly higher in the GE samples."

2. "...hundreds of scientists have signed an open letter to the world’s governments warning of the hazards and calling for a moratorium on all GE foods."

How does this affect Hawaii's native plants? It seems as though these Frankenstein GE plants have the potential to affect other plants as well. They have already contaminated food crops on Kauai and elsewhere. We are so eager to invite new business here and to believe all the good things their promoters tell us, that we ignore the risks involved. Let’s pass on this pitch! Am I alone here? Let's make Hawaii a GMO-free state and let's start right here on Maui! Go to higean.org to find out how.

- Kathy Corcoran via email

I WANT TO LIVE SAFER I have no idea what is wrong with the Maui Police Department. Almost a year ago, I witnessed a car being broken into. I was concerned for that person and their belongings so I contacted the police. I saw the person, I saw their face and I wrote down the license plate number of the car they drove away in. I gave the information to the police along with a way to contact me. Over six months later, the police contacted me to identify the person. SIX MONTHS later! Why wasn't anything done sooner? Apparently cars get broken into often in this spot because there is always fresh glass on the ground from the most recent break-ins. Why aren’t we able to catch these guys? It is not like they’re criminal masterminds. If the police could pick up the phone and call an EYE WITNESS, that would be a good start.

Continuing with the fun, this evening I watched as fire fighters, the police and the EMS pried a man off the street. He was riding his bike in the same direction as traffic,

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in the bike lane and was hit by a truck. The truck took off as soon as he hit the man and left him there to fend for himself on the pavement.

Our kind and loving Kihei Branch of the police department was generous enough to leave his bicycle behind for anyone who might want to grab it and fix it up. Call me crazy but don't you think that might be an important piece of evidence? Maybe that's all the guy has.

I don't like having my car radio stolen to feed someone's meth habit. I don't like having to listen to my friends catalog all the things that were stolen from their apartment, which was broken into twice in one week. Are the police to blame? Is it the courts being too soft?

Is it a lack of funding? I want to live safer.

- Name withheld by request

CONSPIRACY CEREAL Wow, let's take this down a notch! Is it funny to anyone else that every week, one letter to the editor or story is about how the government is out to get each and every one of us? A letter about how George W. Bush has some evil secret agenda and the power to see that agenda come to reality? Is that the prevalent mind-set amongst the ultra-liberal crowd these days? Is that what everybody talks about while they're sitting around the campfire listening to halfassed bongo players drum away and post hippie-era junkies learn how to play the guitar?

All you conspiracy theorists, looking to make some waves and expose the government's involvement in every scandal from 9/11 to the lack of surf last week, sit down, listen to what you're saying, grab firmly onto both of your ears and pull your heads out of your asses. You sound like a bunch of morons. According to your ranting, Bush is the sadistic lunatic that controls everything from what time the sun comes up to who gets to play around with those “harmless” biological and nuclear weapons. All this, while Saddam Hussein is apparently a saint who is simply portrayed in a bad light by our media.

I guess that by doing what you're doing, you guys are performing an invaluable service in keeping our politicians and governmental infrastructure in check. Yeah, okay. Please, don't stop writing letters because I always need something to make me laugh and I always need something to use when I run out of toilet paper.

- Sammy Winder, Maalaea

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COLD CALLS Cold Calls catches different perspectives on issues important to our island community. The following interviews were conducted on the spot and interviewees were not given advance notice or preparation time.

Inter-island Airfare 1. How often do you travel between islands?

2. What was the price of your last inter-island airline ticket?

3. How many airlines offer interisland flights?

4. Do you think that the lack of competition in inter-island airfare creates an opening for price fixing? If yes, how? If no, explain?

5. How have the recent rate hikes and suspension of flight coupons affected your/peoples’ willingness to travel island to island?

6. How does this affect tourism and, therefore, our economy??

KEONI WAGNER Spokesman for Hawaiian Airline 1. (After hearing the first two questions) It seems like the first two questions are geared toward general consumers. I'm just going to disregard the first couple of questions if that's alright. (Well, I'm guessing that you travel a lot but probably more for business.) Yes. 2. (And since you work for the airline, you probably fly for free?) Yeah, I fly on passes, space available passes.

3. I guess I'm not sure but I believe it's uh…four. Let's see, maybe five, there's Hawaiian Airlines, Aloha Airlines, Island Air…Pacific Wings- (Isn't Island Air a part of Aloha Air?) It's a subsidiary of Aloha, different airline but it's a subsidiary. So that's four. I don't know, is Big Island Air still flying. There's also a commuter helicopter operation off of Maui, if I'm not mistaken, that goes to Lanai… I believe.

I'm not sure about that.

4. I think that airline pricing in any market even to a certain extent where there is a monopoly…which is not the case here, the market helps establish pricing. In other words, its prices are set where the market will respond and there is a great

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deal of competition in this market in terms of pricing. We see it most in the wholesale market or in corporate travel agreements where larger clients can command better prices because of volume. There's a great deal of diversity in fare levels and competition for groups and so forth.

5. We don't see much of a change in travel demand in recent months. So one might conclude from that, that there hasn't been a great effect.

6. (With that said, I guess my last question kind of answers itself.) Yeah, I think so.

RUDI KING Frequent inter-island traveler 1. Twice a month.

2. $156 3. I think three. Aloha, Hawaiian and …

(Island Air?) Yeah, Island Air. (Isn’t Island Air a part of Aloha?) Um … I’m not sure. Maybe.

4. Yes. People don’t have any choice of how they’re going to get there. They have to fly with one of them. They can charge whatever they want. So yes, and it sucks.

5. They’ve got me by the balls. It pisses me off.

It’s to the point where either I can go, and have to spend whatever they’re charging … or not go. I have priorities on the other island that outway the costs. Until I can drive there, it’s pretty much my only option.

6. Tourists aren’t going to want to spend that hundred and whatever dollars (they don’t even get the Kama’aina fare) on a flight to another island. So either one island is going to get all that money or they're not going to spend it at all. They’re not going to spread the wealth.

COMPLAINT INVESTIGATOR State of Hawaii Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs 1. Myself? (Yeah.) I hardly do.

2. Price? About $89, I guess. (Roundtrip?)

Yeah, roundtrip.

3. At least three (At least three?) Yeah, or at least two. Two, maybe three.

4. There could possibly be but I don't know if it does necessarily.

5. Hum…It may. But if they have no choice, they have no choice, right? (So they're kind of stuck with it?) Yeah.

6. I think it does to a certain extent affect us.

Economy wise, I think unless we're talking about substantial price hikes, people may just pay what's offered to them. But I don't think that's necessarily fair.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD LEAD STORIES No state has had more serious budget anxiety attacks recently than Oregon, which saw some public schools close early this year after running out of money.

However, another crisis surfaced in April when death-row inmate Horacio ReyesCamarena told prison officials he would reluctantly accept the kidney transplant that would save Oregon taxpayers most of the $120,000 a year they now pay for his dialysis (and must, by law, pay until his execution, which may be as long as 10 years away, because of appeals). Some lawabiding Oregon kidney patients are being turned down for transplants because posttransplant drugs are too expensive.

LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES In May, a priest of the Byzantine Catholic Eparchy of Parma, Ohio, Monsignor Robert V. Yarnovitz, pleaded no contest to indecency charges for an incident at a conference in nearby Huron Township. According to police, Yarnovitz was wandering, drunk and pantsless, through the Sawmill Creek resort and when confronted by police, he repeatedly and aggressively answered their every question by uttering "Michael" and a slang phrase commanding someone to perform oral sex on him. (A spokesman at Yarnovitz's church said the incident "was not characteristic of Monsignor.")

PEOPLE OUT OF CONTROL Barbara Schwarz is history's most prolific filer of Freedom of Information Act requests, according to a May profile in The Salt Lake Tribune.

Schwarz says she is a daughter of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard and a granddaughter of President Eisenhower and said she endured a number of kidnappings and mind control and microchip-implanting procedures in her quest to learn the whereabouts of her alleged husband, whom Schwarz said disappeared after he was charged with murdering Barbara Schwarz (yes, the same one). She has, said the Tribune, "carpet-bombed" "every" federal agency with "thousands" of FOIA requests, followed by "dozens" of follow-up lawsuits (one containing 2,307 pages, naming 3,087 defendants).

THE DISTRICT OF CALAMITY (CONTINUED) Last year's edition of the Washington, D.C., public school system's standardized-test guide for elementary students was such a disaster of errors and typos that the new edition was anticipated to be a showcase of near-perfection.

However, some critics told The Washington Post in April that this year's guide was even more embarrassing. For example, one question, featuring an image of nine flowers, asks the student to count them out, but the only multiple-choice answers available were numbers between 22 and 30. Another contained only this information: If 234 people saw a theater's first show, and 456 saw a theater's second show, how many people saw both shows?

CULTURAL DIVERSITY In February, a 6-month-old girl was married in a Hindu ceremony in a village in southern Nepal, according to an Agence France-Presse report. Her cradle-robbing husband is 3, and their farming-cast families feared that if the children didn't tie the knot then, each one's marriage prospects would diminish as they got older.

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UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS Last Words: (1) Jackson Thomas was stabbed to death in May in Brooklyn, N.Y.; he had made comments about his wife's putting on weight, leading to an argument, provoking her to grab a knife, but Mr. Thomas advanced on her, saying, "What are you going to do, stab me?" (2) And a week before that, in West

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Hempstead, N.Y., taxicab passenger Kenneth Hill, 39, died after the driver hit him with a tire iron; he had been chased by the driver after he tried to skip out on a $5 fare and continued to taunt the driver, saying, "I'm not going to pay you, and there is nothing you can do about it."

POLICE BLOTTER Criminals Thinking Small: An alleged February multi-crime spree by Victor M. Cardoze, 23, all started when he prepaid $3 for

gas at Joe's Pond Country Store, then pumped $3.50 worth and pointed a gun at the manager before driving off (West Danville, Vt., February).

Robert Boyer, 45, was charged with robbery after asking if he could buy lettuce by the leaf rather than the head, being told no, and walking out with lettuce leaves anyway, in front of a police officer (Little Rock, Ark., December). William W. Bresler, Jr., 56, was taken for psychiatric evaluation after he tried to rob a National City Bank of exactly one cent (Westerville, Ohio, March).

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mauitime@mauitime.com I'm a middle-aged haole living in Southern California. I want to share my two cents on an issue that seems to be bubbling over there in Hawaii. What is all the confusion about the true meaning of sovereignty and native Hawaiian lands? Ultimately, the genesis of "re-homesteading" seems to lead to business and economic self-interest. To all the ethno-centric "native" Hawaiians that feel ripped off by history, please come visit us here to see what your mainland Indian brothers have chosen to do with their tribal lands. Please see for yourself the lack of respect for their own precious lands that less than twenty years ago were considered "sacred" backcountry tribal sanctuaries.

In some of these rural areas of Southern California, the impact could be described as overwhelming. There are enormous Vegas-style casinos sprouting almost overnight in the middle of nowhere. Please, bring your golf clubs, a buffet-sized appetite and plenty of money to support our backcountry Indian casinos, hotels, golf courses and water parks. They are well run by Vegas outfits and are pouring money back into our communities with fat profits. The chiefs and tribal councils are making their people rich.

This is a glimpse of your possible future Hawaiian tribal land. Spare us all of the isolationist, elitist "Kanka Maoli" chest-thumping. America has a grand history of spectacular sell-outs and buy-outs: Manhattan, Louisiana Territories and Alaska are a few examples. Hey, isn't it just our economic destiny? Get over it.

Sold out in Southern Cal

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They Impeach Murderers, Don't They?

Bush Must Step Down George W. Bush told us that Iraq and Al Qaeda were working together. They weren't. He repeatedly implied that Iraq had had something to do with 9/11. It hadn't. He claimed to have proof that Saddam Hussein possessed banned weapons of mass destruction. He didn't.

As our allies watched in horror and disgust, Bush conned us into a one-sided war of aggression that killed and maimed thousands of innocent people, destroyed billions of dollars in Iraqi infrastructure, cost tens of billions of dollars, cost the lives of American soldiers, and transformed our international image as the world's shining beacon of freedom into that of a marauding police state. Presidents Nixon and Clinton rightly faced impeachment for comparatively trivial offenses; if we hope to restore our nation's honor, George W. Bush too must face a president's gravest political sanction.

As the Bush Administration sold Congress and the public on the "threat" posed by Saddam Hussein last winter, White House flack Ari Fleischer assured the American people: "The President of the United States and the Secretary of Defense would not assert as plainly and vocally as they have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction if it was not true and if they did not have a solid basis for saying it." That's unambiguous rhetoric. But since allied occupation forces have failed to find WMDs, Bush is backtracking: "I am absolutely convinced with time we'll

find out that they did have a weapons program," the C-in-C now says.

What's next? Claiming that Saddam had WMDs because, you know, you could just feel it?

A ferocious power struggle is taking place between Langley and the White House. "It's hard to tell if there was a breakdown in intelligence or a breakdown in the way intelligence was used," says Michele Flournoy of the Center for Strategic and International Studies. No it's not. Career analysts at the Central and Defense Intelligence Agencies, furious at Bush for sticking them with the blame for the weapons scandal, are leaking prewar memoranda that indicate that the Administration covered up the spooks' assessments, making the case for war with a pile of lies constructed on a bedrock of oil-fueled greed.

A September 2002 DIA study said that there was "no reliable information on whether Iraq is producing and stockpiling chemical weapons," but Bush ignored the report--and told us the exact opposite. After Bush used the discovery of two alleged mobile weapons labs to claim "we found the weapons of mass destruction," CIA "dissenters" shot back that Bush had lied about their reports and that they "doubted the trailers were used to make germ agents, not[ing] that the plants lacked gear for steam sterilization, which is typically necessary for making bioweapons." Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld parried: "Any indication or allegation that the intelligence was in any way politicized, of course, is just false on its face. We haven't found Saddam Hussein either, but no one's doubting that he was there." Rummy also floated the CIA-

debunked tale of an Iraq-Al Qaeda link.

Both factions are missing the point.

Calling for a full Congressional investigation, Sen.. Carl Levin (D-MI) of the Armed Services Committee, says: "I think that the nation's credibility is on the line, as well as Bush's." But not even the discovery of a vast WMD arsenal should save Bush now.

Assuming that one accepts preemption as a legitimate cause for war--and one ought not--you must possess airtight substantiation that a nation poses an imminent and significant threat before you drop bombs on its cities. Evidence that falls short of 100 percent proof, presented in advance, doesn't pass the pre-empt test. Bush claimed to have that proof. He said that Iraq could deploy its biological and chemical weapons with just 45 minutes notice. He painted gruesome pictures of American cities in ruins, their debris irradiated by an Iraqi "dirty bomb." It was all a bald-faced lie, and lying presidents get impeached.

George W. Bush, like Richard Nixon, "endeavor[ed] to misuse the Central Intelligence Agency." George W. Bush, like Richard Nixon, "[made] or caus[ed] to be made false or misleading public statements for the purpose of deceiving the people of the United States." (The legalese comes from the first Article of Impeachment against Nixon, passed by the House Judiciary Committee on July 27, 1974. Faced with certain impeachment in the House and conviction in the Senate, Nixon resigned two weeks later.)

In the words of Bill Clinton's 1998 impeachment, George W. Bush "has undermined the

integrity of his office, has brought disrepute on the Presidency, has betrayed his trust as President, and has acted in a manner subversive of the rule of law and justice, to the manifest injury of the people of the United States."

Nixon and Clinton escaped criminal prosecution for burglary, perjury and obstruction of justice. George W. Bush, however, stands accused as the greatest mass murderer in American history. The Lexington Institute estimates that the U.S. killed between 15,000 and 20,000 Iraqi troops during the fraudulently justified invasion of Iraq, plus 10,000 to 15,000 wounded. More than 150 U.S. soldiers were killed, plus more than 500 injured. A new Associated Press study of Iraqi civilian casualties confirms at least 3,240 deaths. Although Bush, Rumsfeld, Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice denied such legal niceties to the concentration-camp inmates captured in their illegal invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan, these highranking Administration henchmen should be quickly turned over--after impeachment proceedings for what might properly be called Slaughtergate--to an international tribunal for prosecution of war crimes.

Anything less would be anti-American.

(Ted Rall is the author of "Gas War: The Truth Behind the American Occupation of Afghanistan," an analysis of the underreported Trans-Afghanistan Pipeline project and the real motivations behind the war on terrorism. Ordering information is available at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com.)

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Murine Typhus When 20-year-old Maui resident, Zane Monteleone was hospitalized, he never thought that the reason for his stay would be a disease he managed to catch from a tiny flea. For a week his head pounded, his body ached and he experienced severe nausea. The idea of the flu crossed his aching mind but not murine typhus.

"I went to the ER and I was told I had a virus and it had to take its course in order to go away," said Monteleone.

"Two days later, I went back to the ER and I was then hospitalized."

By now, you are probably wondering what murine typhus is and whether or not you are at risk. Murine typhus is a nasty little rickettsial disease caused by the evil teamwork of a pair of creatures, Rickettsia typhi and Rickettsial felis. In other words, rats and fleas are the key players in this painful little ailment.

Opossum fleas can also carry the disease but fleas from rats and cats are the most common hosts of murine typhus.

People contract the disease from an infected flea. While a flea is biting you, it will, well…poop on you. The flea’s feces store the typhus. When the bite starts to itch, your fingers are drawn to the area, you scratch it and bango presto, you’ve got typhus. By scratching the area, you are opening the bite and therefore making it possible for the infected feces to enter your body. Less common but still possible, typhus can be contracted by breathing contaminated, dried flea

feces. I thought secondhand smoke was bad.

The symptoms for typhus seem like those of the flu. The incubation period is six to 14 days. Infected individuals get headaches, fever, nausea and body aches. Five or six days after these symptoms, a rash develops that begins at the trunk of the body. It then extends to the arms and legs. The disease can last for several months and may require hospitalization if left untreated.

According to the Texas Department of Health, there are several ways to protect you and your family from murine typhus. * Clean your yard so that rodents, opossums, and stray cats cannot live there. * Remove any brush or trash, keep the grass mowed and keep firewood off the ground. * Do not leave pet food out at night as this attracts other animals. * Prevent rodents from living in your house. * Treat for fleas before you begin rodent control in your house or yard. Otherwise, when the rodents die, the fleas will search for new hosts, possibly you and your family.

There are several commercial flea control products on the market. Pick one and follow the instructions on the label. * If you own pets, control the fleas on them regularly. If they come in contact with infected fleas, they could bring them home to you. Ask a veterinarian about flea control products that are safe to use on your pets.

State of Hawaii Information Officer Janice Okubo said the last time she checked, there had been four reported cases of murine

typhus on Maui. They have been confirmed by results of a blood test. Yearly, between five and 10 cases are reported according to Okubo. She doesn't think there is a reason to be worried about typhus.

"Typhus is a disease which will always be on Maui because of the rats and mice on the island," Okubo said. "There is no reason to be concerned about a huge epidemic on Maui."

If you get rid of the mice in your home, Okuba said to treat the carpet in case there are fleas still alive. Generally, the fleas need a host in order to survive. They will look for mice and then, when the mice die, they will go after your pets. MTW

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King’s Trail Triathlon It is not uncommon to see triathlon participants giving back to the sport. They give back by spreading the word. The Maui Multi Sport Club was formed to do just that, spread the word and help the sport grow here on Maui.

Ed Hudcovic caught the endurance sport bug while living near Lake Tahoe, Calif. His forays into the mountains provided escape from his work as a lawyer and a sense of peace that he could find nowhere else. Since then, in addition to moving to Maui, he has traveled around the planet, competing in numerous events. From Ironman triathlons in New Zealand to Xterra races in California, the Czech Republic and Hawaii, Hudcovic has run, swam and biked all over the globe, not to mention all those training miles in between. All this to simply scratch his endurance itch and make some great friends in the triathlon community.

Along the way, he realized that our island needed a high quality triathlon.

After the Maui Triathlon went out with the tide, he put his energies into organizing a new event for the valley isle. Out of those efforts came the Maui Multi Sport Club and its premier event, the King’s Trail Triathlon. That was three years ago. The first year’s race attracted a field of less than 200. The second year, nearly 300 racers showed up. This year, registration for the event closed more than two weeks before the race date at 400, the entry limit.

As the King’s Trail Triathlon has grown, more and more people have become involved. A couple of the more recent additions to the board of the Maui Multi Sport Club are Maui’s “Two Turtles”, Jerry and Bonnie Stowe. The Stowes have been coming to Maui for years and finally worked out the logistics of making it their home.

Jerry has literally been involved with triathlon since its inception. As a member of the San Diego Track Club in the 1970s, he saw the sport come into being and some of its first races come together. His job as a telecommuting accountant and software tester for Intuit sets him up perfectly to serve as the club’s treasurer and main number cruncher.

Bonnie takes on the responsibilities of both publicity and promotions. She also puts considerable energies into the solicitation of sponsorship and donations.

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Both have watched the event and the local involvement grow. “We have twice as many people involved this year as we had last year.

We just manage to find good people to take on tasks,” Bonnie said. Everyone involved, including the members of the board, is a volunteer.

This takes some coordination and extra effort as everyone tries to manage their own lives, their training and work schedules and the tasks involved with putting on an event of this magnitude.

The 2003 King’s Trail Triathlon will take place on Sunday, June 22. The race starts and finishes at the Maui Prince Resort in Makena. The Olympic distance race starts at 7 a.m. with a 1500-meter (.9 mile) swim in front of the Maui Prince. Racers then head out on a 40-kilometer (24.8 miles) bike ride through Makena and Wailea. The race finishes with a 10-kilometer (6.2 miles) run starting from the Maui Prince and heading south past Big Beach, down to a turnaround in the lava field of Cape Kinau, before returning to the Maui Prince for the finish.

Traffic during the race will be detoured in the area around the course. Anyone traveling through the race area should use caution and expect delays.

For more information about the King’s Trail Triathlon, or to volunteer (especially certified lifeguards), visit www.trimaui.org.

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MAUI’S OWN “MONSTERS OF ROCK” CREATE A SUBVERSIVE MUSIC SCENE IN PARADISE Z E R O TO L E R A N C E

Zero Tolerance Certainly, hard rock music is not a stranger to Maui. Bands like Rezin, Anesthesia, Retribution, Dick Midnight, Swirly, Carnage, Stonehenge, Hand Over Fist, Tensore, and several others, have been on the fringe of our musical scene here for over a decade. Players come and go, get recycled, move off island, come back and sometimes try again.

Anesthesia is one metal band in particular that has recently enjoyed a comeback, playing successful shows at DeanO’s, Casanova, and Hard Rock Cafe over the past few months, although not without some opposition from wellintended yet skeptical organizers.

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been forced to get inventive and play shows at less conventional venues like at the beaches or parks that surround our tropical island. There are even up-andcoming bands, like Absence of Void and Entity, that rock (and rock hard!) with members not yet old enough to play in the few clubs and bars that feature live music, and yet have a solid following of young and older rockers islandwide.

Two bands in particular have put in their time in the studio, weathered some outrageously successful gigs at popular venues, and are ready to embark on off-island tours to further their hard and heavy rock careers and see where it lands them...

Zero Tolerance’s hard-edged, heavy rock is like a sonic boom, a deep rumble that rises up from the bowels of the earth, simultaneously building momentum and producing a full-force onslaught of nature’s havoc. Before it reaches your ears, it’s in your gut, like a subversive premonition, a dreaded moment of clarity that brings you a long-awaited deliverance.

Their sounds bubble and boil, like a volcanic eruption, spewing a hot, molten lava of heavy, burning chaos... its an experience that you’re both drawn to and need to escape from, but you can’t move. A primal scream rises up from your belly, stopping in your throat, taking over your whole body and you enter the matrix of primordial urges... you enter The Pit (even if only in theory - we are on Maui, you know).

Vinnie Finazzo’s relentless rolling and pounding tsunamic drum force kicks in on “#7”, one of the songs currently being recorded on Zero Tolerance’s upcoming album to be released in August of this year. Rising like a scorching phoenix from the pyre comes Sean Quick, lending his thundering vocals to fill the melodic tension that hard and heavy music sears into your skull. The power of Jaxon Fuqua’s mercilessly scathing guitar playing takes you on yet another plane of rhythmic, unyielding intensity on “Jesus Crack” as he riffs and bleeds his lead all over your soul. Bassist Shawn Brewer adds his layer of deep, dark depravity, further fueling the fire.

Never will you feel such complete, unified and heavy, powerful energy than on “Last Rites”, clearly a hard rock anthem to the underbelly in the making. Its the

kind of music that gets under your skin, blows your mind and sucks your soul out through your cranium.

Zero Tolerance is not music for the masses - it’s music for the massive.

Difficult to classify, Zero Tolerance creates an ambience of raw and powerful energy that reaches from influences of hardcore punk, old school metal, and yes, rock and roll. Jaxon, lead guitarist, prefers to think of his band’s sound as “post-milennium rock ‘n roll.” Sean Quick’s lyrics delve into the personal darkness that finds meaning within, equally created from love and hate, repression and release.

In order to maintain focus, they avoid lining up too many gigs in a short period of time, which creates a palpable anticipation for the shows they do play.

Meanwhile, they’re in the studio, creating new material and cutting tracks for their new CD. Jaxon puts it best, “We don’t want to play the same lame set, every fucking week. When we do shows, people come out of the woodwork and they show up, ‘cause it’s an event, it’s not a weekly thing where - ‘oh, whatever, I saw them last week. I can skip tonight.’ When we play, we play. You gotta see us or you don’t. You won’t see us for another couple of months probably.” Vinnie agrees, “That’s why we get the turnout we do, ‘cause we don’t play all the time.”

Zero Tolerance further increased the respect of their audience as well as fellow musicians at a recent gig opening for a well-known punk band from Oahu.

Undaunted, they reveled in the chance to “blow the doors down” and prove that they were ready to rock. The headlining act was duly in awe, and in a surprising switch of station, the sister-island punk rock veterans wondered how they were going to follow such a powerful lead.

Sean Q. explains that the musical climate here is catered to tourists so “the scene as far as local bands is like, you gotta create your own scene and your following here.

There’s only so many people on this island!

It’s kind of a small place so we’ll support each other, get some stuff going together.

So when you come to Maui, the local bands are firing.”

Vinnie says, “We live on a rock together, we’re all working for the same thing.

Let’s stick together, let’s push for this together to make it happen on this island to where we’re accepted in almost every bar on the island and it can happen on a regular basis. Help out the future of the music scene on the island.” “And other bands just starting out that are like ‘well we can’t play anywhere. What’s the point?” Jaxon continues. However, they both believe that the suppression and isolation that occurs from living on a small remote island does breed clarity and creativity, as well as a vital part of great rock ‘n roll music: rebellion.

After creating the kind of band every

Khrinj member has always wanted, and a sound they are all excited about, garnering praise and respect from a large following on the island, the band has collectively decided it is time to head to the mainland. “We want to make Maui known ‘cause there’s a lot of good musicians on this island,” says Jaxon.

Vinnie agrees, “Our goal is to get off this rock and do a tour.”

KHRINJ Thunder rumbles, lightning cracks, the sky opens up and the truth is revealed...

Khrinj’s CD, Defense Mechanism, opens with crackling static and rumbling thunder on the first track entitled “Fool’s Gold”, which is an appropriate intro to the album “dedicated to awakening humanity from its slumber of self-kept ignorance.” Lead singer and rhythm guitarist, Cayce Almason, believes that music is an expression of personal, political and societal angst.

In the aptly named song “Released”, Cayce laments about the pain of truth in the cycle of life and death, perfectly correlating with a backdrop of the electrifyingly dark wrath created by John Meyer on lead guitar. Ian Horneman further rounds out this balance in heaviness on bass guitar along with Hans Schopen emphatically beating the drums into an embodiment of absolution.

Throughout the album, and especially on songs like “Tragedy” and “Smoke & Mirrors”, Khrinj carries that ever elusive quality of metal known as hard ‘n heavy; a tight, solid, musical chemistry. At once melodic and somber, with enough rage to pack a hot Kentucky brothel on a Sunday, Khrinj is alternately empowered

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Musically, Khrinj manages to incorporate Cayce’s desire to play artsy punk, “So I can still scream and yell”, plus Ian’s penchant for black and death metal, and the obscure music John finds online and from magazines. Cayce explains, “The real musical influences come from within the band – we pull shit from the cosmos, from the energy the band creates with each other.” Ian elaborates, “We all have a personal preference for the kind of music we want to play, but if the energy’s there, and we’re rockin’, then that’s it.” Together since June of ’97, Khrinj maintains that every band member keeps an open mind when bringing their individual influences and preconceptions to the table. They agree to let them go and are almost always happy with the results. They do challenge each other, yet they’re all friends. Ian says, “We have our

squabbles, but when it comes down to it, we put it aside for the music because that’s what we love the most.”

Not originally the lead singer, Cayce first joined the band as a backup vocalist on rhythm guitar, then later reluctantly agreed to do lead vocals, at the band’s insistence. Lyrically, Cayce’s social and political standpoint is “to have the compassion and patience to understand where people are coming from. The society we have is great, but what are we going to do with it? – that’s the question. Anarchy doesn’t work, it isn’t realistic. I’m pro-people understanding that they have a role in this country.”

Cayce maintains that the music Khrinj makes strays away from traditional metal, but not in the same sense that punk has become more “like the Rice Krispies commercial” says John. It isn’t “happy friendly metal”, or even nü metal. Hans insists their newer material is even more heavy (interrupted by the whimsical chimes ringing on Ian’s cellphone), and more theatrical. “We’re just better at our instruments now,” John modestly summarizes, “and they’re better structured songs.” Ian agrees, “We’ve played together longer – when we write songs, it’s a little bit more technical, not just a basic formula.”

Khrinj believes that their greatest high comes from playing live - their compensation for the challenges of maintaining an original, hard rock/metal band on Maui. Hans concludes, “The best shows I’ve ever played were shows where I lose my whole self. I’m not even thinking about or worrying about what’s coming next – we just GO!” MTW

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Free jazz vs. Death metal in the waiting room of an insane asylum, spiced with sphincter chords, sprinkled with heavy percussion and left to ferment for 28 days. Garnished with on-stage shenanigans and bizarre special guests. Served raw with malt liquor and your choice of madness, fear or confusion.

How would you describe a typical Sausage Act fan?

The typical S.A. fan is a single white male, 18-24 years old, naked, hair on fire, screaming obscenities while running with scissors and reading Bukowski, has an I.Q. of 240 but can’t tie his own shoes, is bi-polar and bi-curious, carries an average of $3200 in consumer debt at 12.25% interest, and enjoys very loud, irritating, repetitive noise. May be on parole or probation. Seems completely harmless until provoked. A typical show consists of hundreds of individuals fitting the above description, packed tightly in a small, poorly ventilated space and chugging down overpriced cocktails.

They seem to enjoy it.

How do you prepare for a live show?

Before every show, I rewind the lip-synch tape in my Milli Vanilli boom box and practice moving my mouth so it looks like I’m really singing. I’m getting pretty good at it. And I also don’t go to the bathroom all day. I find it adds a sense of delicate urgency to the performance when you have to urinate badly.

What are your musical influences?

Mother Goose, car alarms, jackhammers, AM radio station silence.

Favorite performing and/or recording techniques?

Jumping up and down and hitting myself with a rubber chicken seems to work equally well in the studio and on stage. When recording, make sure to press ‘REC’.

What are your long-term goals?

What any power-hungry, money-grubbing rock-star desires. The ultimate sellout. The Sausage Act lunchbox by Aladdin. To have kids sucking Kool-Aid out of a Captain Sausage thermos has been a life-long dream. That, and doing Christina Aguilera’s laundry.

What is the Sausage Act philosophy?

Kiss yourself.

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a mouthwatering mouthful I don’t think I’ve ever heard this word spoken just once; it’s a lot to digest in one pass. Humuhumunukunukuapua’a is the name for Hawaii’s state fish, and it’s a mouthful. It’s also the name of a beautiful thatch-roofed restaurant floating in a saltwater lagoon at the Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa whose ambience and cuisine, unlike the name, are very easy to swallow.

The Humu, for short, is something of a hidden secret, tucked into a bewildering maze of pools, streams and paths that comprise the lower grounds of the Grand Wailea. Its grassy spires and carved wooden railings rise up like a force of nature from a wide pool stocked with plenty of fish and the Pacific spiny lobsters that form a highlight of the menu.

Tonight is my fourth wedding anniversary, and Geoff Wilson, our courteous server for the evening, was kind enough to set up a private table on our own little island where we had a magnificent view of the sun setting into the sea. Our first drinks arrived in huge coconuts with the tops hacked off (Pirate’s Gold), and as we leaned forward to drink through our long bendy straws, my wife and I thought that there was no better place to be.

Our thoughts were confirmed with the arrival of a fabulous spread of pupus. The appetizer sampler stretched across the table on a long, narrow platter loaded down with Ahi Lemongrass Traps, Kalua Pig Potstickers, Coconut Prawns and Humu Ribs, all of which are available individually.

The Ahi dish is their signature appetizer with Big Eye tuna speared on a lemongrass stalk and tempura fried. You eat it much like a leaf of artichoke, biting through the crisp batter and succulent ahi and scraping your teeth down the length of the lemongrass, thereby releasing its aromatic flavors. It’s amazingly delicious and a definite must-try.

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on the outside and plumply tender on the inside, served with a cool Cranberry Ginger Sauce that is a surprisingly apt complement.

The Humu Ribs are tender, falling-off-the-bone baby backs that pack a tangy punch with their glazy Tamarind Habañero BBQ Sauce. Rated last only by virtue of its predecessors, the Kalua Pig Potstickers stand very well on their own with a Kaiware Sprout Salad and Mango Drizzle.

Willfully ignoring the stabbing pains of gout in my toe, I charge recklessly ahead into the Ahi Carpaccio (I promise one day to live like a monk eating nuts and berries to atone for the gluttony of my youthful days). Exceedingly thin slices of seasoned Ahi overlap each other in a circular pattern with Wasabi Aioli, Smoked Yellow Tomato Vinaigrette, Hana Hearts of Palm, greens and Taro Lavosh Crackers heaped high in the center. No monk has ever eaten like this!

The highlight of our special occasion approaches now in a triumphant procession down the gangplank to our private tropical islet: a huge Pacific Spiny Lobster plucked live and clacking from the pond below. Of course that was before it made its fateful journey to the kitchen, where it was magically transformed into its present steaming splendor and placed beside its accompaniments: Coconut enhanced Jasmine Rice, Sesame Glazed Vegetables and Drawn Butter, Hawaiian Chile Pepper Water, and Shoyu Cilantro-Lemongrass dipping sauces.

Do I need to say how good this was? I didn’t think so – I can hear you salivating already.

The Humu has a full menu of mouth-watering dishes that you will have to go and see for yourself. I’d like to thank Geoff and the entire staff for a wonderful experience and an anniversary celebration that I will remember for years to come. The combination of atmosphere, service, and cuisine make the Humu a perfect place for that special occasion, or just for relaxing and soaking in the bounty of the Hawaiian islands.

And with a little practice, you too can say Humuhumunukunukuapua’a. MTW

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DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. kids meals.

Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10am to 10pm, lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 244-7788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday thru Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch, and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course.

877–7461 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine.

Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707

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Ramon’s - Contemporary Mexican, full sushi bar, awesome desserts. Banquet area available. 2102 Vineyard St. 244–7243 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat, & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahimahi, Ono, Shrimp & Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tartar sauces. Yum! 2010 Main St. 986-0855 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am-4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for Breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

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875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere.

Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere.

Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004

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Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1am. Live entertainment and dancing 10pm ‘til 1am. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Bubba Burgers - Burgers and fries done the oldfashioned way, fresh & made-to-order. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 891-2600 Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies & salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables.

2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu. 2511 S. Kihei Rd.

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DININGLISTINGS Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 874-8000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 8743779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

UPCOUNTRY Cafe Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.

Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians.

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810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Hokus Pokus - Vegetarian and Vegan cuisine. Open 3-9pm. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia.

579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

579–8030 Picnics Restaurant - Home of the famous Spinach Nut Burger. Breakfast & Lunch. 30 Baldwin Ave. 579-

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WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center.

667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear.

889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner.

Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar -

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serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood Grotto - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. BYOB. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 669-4806 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily.

505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, latenight menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love AllServe All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422

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DININGLISTINGS Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Johnny’s Burger Joint - The greatest burgers on the west side, served late, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali.

661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices!

Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:3011:30pm. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway.

661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner.

Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza.

665–6262 Maui Brews - Daily specials, great appetizers salads and entrees in large portions. Lahaina Center. 667–7794 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758

Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast.

Vegetarian too. Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambiance suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet cof-

fee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui. 667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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The wine of the week is the 2000 Chardonnay from HRM Rex Goliath, which is a small winery based out of Soledad in Monterey County, Calif. This is a new winery focused on making good wine at a price everyone can afford to buy and enjoy on a daily basis. This wine is overflowing with character, all the way down to the story behind its label. Featured on the bottle, is a picture of a 47-pound rooster. The namesake for the label, His Royal Majesty Rex Goliath, was a monstrous cock the size of a small child that appeared in circus shows throughout Texas. People would travel miles upon miles just to get a glimpse of this enormous cock. He was the biggest cock of his time and, as far as I know, still holds the title.

This Monterey County winery focuses on traditional varietals that many of you are no doubt familiar with: Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Merlot Cabernet Sauvignon. Their 2000 Chardonnay is a Burgundy varietal that thrives in cool climates. Grown in the coastal region, it is the recipient of cool breezes from the Pacific Ocean and the beneficiary of mild nights that bring the grape to its proper ripeness. This wine has a surprisingly complex character. Within, are tropical hints of pineapple and banana with a soft, buttery oak finish. The cock is great with seafood, such as salmon when served with a creamy dill sauce. ENJOY!

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The Art of Slack Key So on June 22, the 12th Annual Ki Ho'alu Festival is bringing slack key guitar back to the Maui Arts and Cultural Center from 2-7 p.m. "Slack key guitar?"

I repeat in my head. Slack key? I know I'm new here but what the hell is a slack key guitar? I'm about to find out and, consequently, you are too.

Slack key guitar sounds almost like Hawaiian singing. The gentle yodeling and falsetto have somehow found their way into a musical instrument. It's a music form as rich in Hawaiian culture as it is charming and entertaining to listen to. The steel guitar strings are fastened loosely (or slacked, duh) giving each note a tone that seems to last forever. The art form itself goes all the way back to King Kamehameha III. He employed Spanish and Mexican cowboys to assist in raising Big Island cattle especially in the Waimea region. They brought their gut string guitars; the Hawaiians loved the sound and, next thing you know the instrument and art form evolved into slack key.

Hawaii has lost much of its native culture over the years and with the passing of each century, more of Hawaii seems to disappear. Slack key was not immune to the threat. Instrumental in keeping slack key alive, was the emphasis that the monarchs placed on Hawaiian music over passing generations. More recently, Gabby Pahinui, often referred to as the father of modern slack key guitar, was a prime factor in not only promoting the survival of slack key music but also in regularizing the practice of recording slack key artists.

Slack key styles change from island to island and even from region to region.

The lyrics and vocals reflect the area the artists are from and the humanistic element associated with learning to play.

"Most slack-key players learn by ear,"

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Milton Lau, the festival's organizer, said.

"There's no tablature, nobody to notate, so you often learn from your 'ohana. It's a musical version of oral history."

Every individual artist sounds different and often, varied tempos and alternate tunings can make the same song played by the same artist sound like an entirely different piece. Tunings and styles are closely associated with artists' familial background. These techniques and styles are strongly safeguarded and kept within the family to give their string of musicians a different sound than those from other areas or other folk.

The art form has evolved from a strictly individual effort to that of a duo, group or band feel. While part of the original luster of

the genre was the individual expression available through this form, the combination of artists has brought slack key to a new level. Guitar players performing together tweak their instruments to different tunings in the same key to create a complimentary but competing sound. Slack key has reached out to other genres of music to influence the way that their guitar sounds are created. Ben Harper, among others, uses instruments very closely associated with the slack key guitar.

There are four major types or styles of slack key that dominate the genre. There is an older, more traditional slack key movement that is more closely linked to the origins of the form. A second style employs numerous hammer-ons and pull-offs. A third combines visual elements with the sound of the guitar. Some artists in this classification play with their forearms, put a bag over their fretting hand or dangle a threaded needle

hanging from their teeth across the steel strings while they play. The final style is a slack key jazz type of sound that musicians like Cyril Pahinui and George Kuo employ.

In addition to special guest Amy Hanaiali'I Gilliom and this year's long list of slack key pros including Cyril Pahinui and Kuo, there will be flower lei for sale, Hawaiian art and crafts and local-style food that, by itself, is reason enough to invade the Alexander and Baldwin Amphitheater. The amphitheater is open game starting at 1:30 p.m. and admission is free. This is a true opportunity for Maui to embrace and include a piece of Hawaii's true history and culture into an entertainment environment normally concerned with tourist attractions. This is a chance for tourist and local alike to enjoy a part of Hawaii that has helped to carry much of the history of the islands in its lyrics and the true feel of Hawaii in its sound. MTW

The duo performance: a new wave in slack key guitar

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Bookish Love Story Rob Reiner Mixes Moxie With Literary Wit Alex & Emma (★★★)

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Director Rob Reiner ("When Harry Met Sally") is long overdue for a return to the elevated level of comedy that he built his early reputation as a director on. Initially, Reiner became a household name during the '70s as Archie Bunker's hippie son on television's "All In The Family." Reiner's slouching "Meathead" character imbued a cynical yet humanistic virtue that created an anti-hero

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underdog of the times. The enduring role allowed Reiner to refine his comedic timing and insight in balancing precise elements of character substance opposite socially perky dialogue to put audiences in stitches. His progression to director is that of one who closely understands the fluxing line between drama and comedy, and where to place the emphasis at any given moment. Reiner's adroit ability to move between genres of satire ("This Is Spinal Tap"), horror ("Misery") and drama ("Ghosts of the Mississippi") is evidence of his thorough awareness of tone, and genre constraints. Mr. Reiner appears in the film as Wirtschafter, Alex's fat cat publisher, who manages to drop in a few off-hand jokes of his own.

When we first meet Alex, he's trying to hide in his studio apartment from a couple of Cuban goons who've come to remind him about his 30 day book deadline that will permit him to pay off the $100,000 he owes them on a gambling debt. Furniture is smashed, Alex's computer is set on fire, and Alex gets rudely reacquainted with gravity in a way that immediately causes him to hire a stenographer to provoke the blocked novel boiling inside him. Enter nononsense girl Emma to take Alex's dictation, and we're off and running on a dovetailing journey into Alex's romantic aspirations as revealed by the story he creates with Emma's naive prodding.

Adam Sheldon (Wilson) is Alex's 1920's alter ego for the sake of his novel. When the character becomes instantly smitten with his comely employer Polina Delacroix (Sophie Marceau "The World Is Not Enough"), Emma is quick to interrupt Alex's flow of inspiration and interject her opinion of his "shallow" romantic desires. It isn't long before Alex is creating a secondary character that takes the form of a sensual "au pair," that he's somehow unable to compartmentalize into a suitable nationality for his novel.

First she's a Swedish woman named Ylva, before Alex deems it necessary that she exist as a bawdy German maid named Elsa. There's a brief transition into a black-haired Spanish beauty before Alex finally settles on the lesser character's identity as "Anna," a down to earth girl from Philadelphia. Alex's mental gymnastics allow Kate Hudson to rifle through comic accents and costume changes of the au pairs that he conjures.

It's in these story-within-the-story scenes that the movie makes its brightest comic gestures with Polina forgetting love for money, and Adam confusing jealousy with loyalty.

"Alex & Emma" is not a movie that will set the world on fire. But it is a sturdy romantic comedy that will make couples happy to spend time together. If it encourages one of the pair to test the limits of his or her imagination for some creative editing from the other, then a few more novels might just be written in the coming months. MTW

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New This Week ALEX & EMMA - (PG13) - Romantic Drama - A novelist with a gambling problem, Alex (Luke Wilson), decides to try to force himself out of writer's block by putting himself in a dangerous situation. Taking a $50,000 advance on his next novel to pay off his (gambling) debts, he agrees to a thirty day deadline that, if he doesn't turn in a finished novel by, will mean the publisher will own anything else he writes for the rest of his life. So, he hires a beautiful stenographer, Emma (Kate Hudson), to help him get the book done in time, who also helps him inspire what eventually becomes a love story,

Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. as they fall for each other. See Film Critique.

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY - (PG) - Musical - The fairytale rise to superstardom of America's favorite "Idols" continues as Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini make the leap to the big screen in this summer's biggest beach party.

THE HULK - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - A genetic experiment gone awry leads a scientist (Eric Bana) to become a menacing green giant with superhuman strength when under anger and emotional stress. Also stars Jennifer Connelly.

Now Showing 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - A former cop teams up with his ex-con best friend to transport an illegal shipment of money for a shady dealer in Miami, while working undercover in the world of street car racing to bring the dealer down. Stars Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson and Ludacris.

BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM - (PG13) - Comedy - This runaway British comedy hit is the story of an Anglo-Indian girl, Jess, who wants to play soccer, inspired by her idol,

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David Beckham (who's a real-life soccer star), against the wishes of her orthodox Sikh parents, who would prefer she just found a boyfriend and perfected her cooking.

Jess gets a chance to fulfill her dream when she meets a tomboy-ish blonde girl, Jules, who helps her realize her potential as a kicker.

BRUCE ALMIGHTY - (PG13) - Comedy - Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), a human interest television reporter who is dissatisfied with his own life, rages his complaints at God who responds by appearing and granting him his powers to see if he can do any better. Also stars Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman.

DADDY DAY CARE - (PG) - Comedy - A father (Eddie Murphy) loses his lucrative computer job and decides to open up a day care center with the help of two of his best friends, much to the chagrin of a rival, more proper, day care owner.

DUMB AND DUMBERER - (PG13) - Comedy - Prequel to Dumb and Dumber, set in 1986 where soon to be best friends Harry (Derek Richardson) and Lloyd (Eric Christian Olsen) meet and try to get into the better social circles of high school.

FINDING NEMO - (G) - Animation - A fish named Nemo and his father, Marlin, are separated at the Great Barrier Reef, and Marlin sets about finding his lost son - who has become trapped in a fish tank overlooking the Sydney Harbor.

HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE - (PG13) - Suspense/Thriller - Two LAPD homicide detectives (Harrison Ford & Josh Hartnett) investigate the slaying of a rap group on stage that is possibly orchestrated by a notorious rap label boss who is rumored to have arranged the death of rap artists in the past who wanted to get out of their contracts, and whose head of security is himself a former LAPD officer.

THE IN-LAWS - (PG13) - Comedy - Two men (Michael Douglas, Albert Brooks) who are soon going to be matched as opposite fathers-in-law become entangled in an adventure which takes them to South America just before the big wedding.

THE ITALIAN JOB - (PG13) - Action - After pulling off an amazing gold bullion heist in Venice, Italy, Charlie (Mark Wahlberg) and his gang can't believe it when one of them turns out to be a double-crosser. Now the job isn't about the payoff, it's about payback. Enter Stella (Charlize Theron), a beautiful nerves-of-steel safecracker, who joins Charlie and his former gang when they follow the backstabber to California, where they plan to re-steal the gold by tapping into Los Angeles' traffic control system, manipulating signals and creating one of the biggest traffic jams in L.A. history. Also stars Edward Norton.

THE MATRIX RELOADED - (R) -Action/Adventure - In this sequel to The Matrix (1999), Neo (Keanu Reeves), Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), Trinity (Carrie AnneMoss) and the rest of the newly awakened humans continue to battle against the machines that have enslaved the human race - as the battle moves towards the city of Zion, the last human refuge.

RUGRATS GO WILD - (PG) - Animation - After the rugrats and their parents are stranded on a deserted island, all hope seems lost - until they encounter Nigel Thornberry and Eliza, with whose help they set about escaping back to civilization.

WRONG TURN - (R) - Suspense/Horror - A wrong turn leaves a group of young people trapped --- and hunted – in the West Virginia wilderness.

X2: X-MEN UNITED - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The X-Men are back in this sequel to X-Men (2000), where they face new challenges and must come together against a common foe - a anti-mutant human named Stryker, who threatens Professor Xavier's school.

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KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th only (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:20, 9:35 Finding Nemo - G - Th (12:35, 1:30, 3:05), 4, 5:30, 7:10, 7:50, 9:35, 10:05, Fr-W (12:35, 1:30, 3:05), 4, 5:30, 7:50, 10:05 From Justin To Kelly - PG - Fr-W (1, 3), 5, 7:10, 9:30 The Hulk - PG13 - Fr-W (12:40, 1:15, 3:45), 4:30, 6:45, 7:25, 9:40, 10:15 The Italian Job - PG13 - Daily (12:20, 2:45), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10, FrW 7:05, 10 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10:05

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 2 Fast 2 Furious - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:45, 7:30, Fr-W 9 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th (1), 4:30, 7:45, Fr-W (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Finding Nemo - G - Th (12, 3), 5:30, 8, Fr-W (12:30, 3), 5:15, 7:45, 10:30 Rugrats Go Wild - PG - Th (12:30, 2:30), 5, 7, Fr-W (1:15, 3:15), 5, 7

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Friday & Saturday; 6 p.m. Sunday at the Iao Theater in Wailuku

[MUSIC] 6 p.m.

Sunday, at Moose McGillycuddy’s in Lahaina Come say goodbye to a local fixture in the resort entertainment scene for over ten years, Ed Truthan. He’s been a member of the Jonah Livin Band, which has enjoyed weekly stints at Maui Brews with an enthusiastic following for quite some time.

Turns out, Ed is leaving his island home for a following of the more romantic kind – to reunite with the love of his life, Cheryl, after 27-years apart. Isn’t that just so (sniff) sweet?

This Sun. will be his final performance w/Jonah Livin – before he takes matters to heart, so to speak.

In the light of the stupendous success musicals like “Chicago” and “Moulin Rouge” have received in film recently, it’s curious that this sensual and jazzy production should be overlooked!

MauiOnStage is ending their season with an uplifting and humorous look at the misadventures of a gullible 1960’s showgirl in search of true love, with notable knockout songs “Hey Big Spender” and “If My Friends Could See Me Now.”

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Saturday, at Casanova in Makawao I would drive to the end of the earth to see Khrinj and so should you, if you like it hard and rough that is (hello, we’re talking music here). The juxtaposition of such sweet boys who rock so hard, along with the enormity and darkness of their sound in such a cozy little joint in a quaint little upcountry town is music to my aural canals.

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This free event is a benefit for Stevie “Guitar” Sparks, who was diagnosed last year with “Lou Gehrig’s Disease” – a degenerative neurological disorder. Sparks has had a long and prestigious career in the music industry and is honored with an all-star concert and jam session with local big names Eric Gilliom, Barry Flanagan, Gene Argel, Gina Martinelli and others. There’s also a pre-Celebration show on Mana’o Radio (91.5 FM) from 10 a.m. to noon on Saturday.

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Annual Ki Ho’alu Slack Key Guitar

Wailuku Shingon Mission Obon Festival - 8 p.m., at 1939 North Street, Wailuku. For info, call 2443800.

TICKETS ON SALE Jack Johnson - July 6. All ages welcome. Tickets:

“Tiki Lounge” TV - 1:15 p.m., Channel 52. Surf rock legend Merrell Fankhouser and hula dancer Yoriko host this special series on “‘50s Rock” to air on Akaku TV. For more info, call 661-9534.

12th Festival - June 22. An all-day, all-star line-up of Hawaii’s finest slack key musicians, crafts and ono food. 2-7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

$20. 8 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

Evanescence - July 11. All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

New Found Glory - August 5. All ages welcome.

Tickets: $20, on sale Sat, June 21! 7 p.m., Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

EVENTS

Coral Reef Information Station - 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

Tue-Thu at Ulua Beach in Wailea; Fri-Mon at Airport Beach in Kaanapali. Free information about Hawaii's coral reefs and reef animals, along with a free guided reef tour by a Pacific Whale Foundation naturalist. For more info, call 249-8811.

SATURDAY, JUNE 21

Festival of Healing & Light - 11 a.m.-5 p.m., 1170 Makawao Ave. A gathering of healers, intuitive readers, crafters and more. Live entertainment, raffle prizes, chair massage, healthcare products, goddess soap, etc. Admission is free. For info, call 572-5551.

Stevie Guitar’s Summer Solstice Surf & Song Celebration - 2-5 p.m., at Leilani’s in Kaanapali.

Featuring an all-star concert and jam with Eric Gilliom, Barry Flanagan (HAPA), Gene Argel, Gina Martinelli and many other special guests. There will be a silent auction featuring a brand spankin’ new, custom-made ‘Ole’ Longboard, dinners, healing services, works from premier Maui artists including Curtis Cost, Andrew Annenberg and Guy Buffett and lots of other cool stuff. For more info, call 573-4299.

Miss Maui Filipina Scholarship Pageant - 79:30 p.m., Central Maui. For more info, call Michelle L. Santos at 264-0871.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Benny Uyetake, Mon; Maurice Bega, Tue. All sets from 810:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his band, Fri and Sat; Contemporary island duo, Tue and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 and 8-11 p.m.

811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat; Ernest Pua’a, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thu; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho and Brian Haia, Fri; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina and Brian Kaui Haia, Mon; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia and Albert Kaina, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia and Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 and 7-9:30 p.m.

2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 6676636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey & Farzad 6:30-9 p.m. Wed and Fri. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. Sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, 7-8:30 p.m., Wed. thru Sun. 845

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Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, 4-6 p.m.

Thu; classic rock with JD & Mario, 3-6 p.m., Fri; Anastasia Gilliam & friends, 3:30-6 p.m., Sat; Kilohana, 3:30-6 p.m., Sun; Jarret Roback, 4-6 p.m., Wed. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Maui Brews - Jonah Livin Band, 6-10 p.m., Fri. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7794.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, 7 p.m., Sat; Jonah Livin, 7 p.m., Sun. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country and blues during happy hour on Thursdays from 3-6 p.m., and Saturdays from 6-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian Style), Thu; Greg DiPiazza (classic rock ‘n’ roll), Fri; Ed Truthan (versatile contemporary rock ‘n’ roll), Sat; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon; Ricardo Dioso (flamenco guitar), Tue; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans style piano), Wed; All 6-9 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m. Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Cody Gillette, Wed; Joel Gold, Thu; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Wed. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri and Tue; Greg diPiazza, Sat; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun; Eric Pietsch, Mon; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69 p.m. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI

Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, 6:309 p.m., Thu, Fri and Sat. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed and Thu; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano) and Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, 7-10 p.m., Fri and Sat. Call for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu thru Sat; Kawika, Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon; Kenny Roberts, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, 4-7 p.m., Thu. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, 6:30-9 p.m., Thu, Fri and Sun; Jimmy C Jazz, 7-9 p.m., Sat. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston solo piano, Wed thru Sun; Brian Cuomo solo piano Mon and Tue. Sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, 5-7 p.m., Fri. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, 7-10 p.m., Thu and Sun. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, 6-9 p.m., Fri; guitarist Luis Diaz, 6-9 p.m., Sat. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu, Fri and Wed; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun; steel drums & sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon and Tue. All from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Manana Garage – Neto & Friends, 6:30 p.m., Thu and Fri; Fortunato’s Magic, 7 p.m., Fri; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat; Neto Peraza, Tue; Bobby & Tula, 6:30 p.m., Wed. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Ramon’s - Gypsy Pacific, 7-9 p.m., Wed. 2102 Vineyard, Wailuku, 986-8550.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - The Tom Cherry Express, 8 p.m., Sat; Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, 7-10:30 p.m., Mon. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - John Moore Band 7-10 p.m., Sat, Jazz 7-10 p.m., Thu; acoustic guitar with Molten Soul 7-10 p.m., Tue. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Fri; gypsy guitar w/Bo Shores, 6-9 p.m., Sun; vintage Hawaiian music, 6-9 p.m., Wed. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

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BY AMY ALKON Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Ed & Ron, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tue; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed. All sets 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” 6:30 p.m., Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thu and Sun-Mon; Pam Gamboa Peterson 5:30-9:30 p.m., Tue; Larry Gollis, Fri and Sat; Stephanie Anderson, Wed. "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Ka’anapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show at 5:30 p.m., Sun, Tue and Thu in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, 6-9:30 p.m., Sat; free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, 8:15 a.m., Mon thru Fri; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music and dancing, 6 p.m., Mon; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio 6-9 p.m., Fri and Sat; solo pianist from 6-9 p.m. Sun thru Thu; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., Sun; Lehua Lounge: hula performances 5:30-7 p.m. and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun thru Tue; Albert Kaina, Wed; Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, 6 p.m., Fri; Kincaid Basques, Sat. All shows from 7-9 p.m. unless otherwise noted.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitar and vocals beginning at 5:30 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: world fusion duo Ranga Pae 6:15-9:45 p.m., Fri thru Tue. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian & Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sun, Wed and Sat; JD Band, Tue; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon. All sets 7-9 p.m.; Fortunato’s magic 6:30-8:30 p.m., Tue, Thu and Sat.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo & Alan Villeran, 5:30-7:30 p.m., jazz with Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m., Thu.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:3011:30 pm Fri.; Island Style Trio, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m., Sat and Mon; Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30 p.m., Sun; Tiffany Lee & Josh 8:30-11:30 p.m., Mon and Sat; Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30 p.m., Wed. Torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue thru Sat; solo guitarist Sun and Mon, 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, 68:30 p.m., Tue, Thu and Sat. Maui Prince Hotel

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5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian andcontemporary guitar and vocals, 6-10:30 p.m., Sun and 6-8:30 p.m., Tue, Thu and Sat. Mele ‘Ohana duo, 6-8 p.m., Mon, Wed and Fri, 8:30-10:30 p.m., Mon thru Sat and 9 a.m.-1 p.m ., Mon, Wed and Fri.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Thu thru Sun; hula show, 7:30-8:15 p.m., Thu and Sun in the Main Dining Room.

PolITICAL

Maui Democratic Century Club Meeting - 121:30 p.m. at the Maui Tropical Plantation. Featuring New State Democratic Party Chair Alex Santiago. For more info, call Jonathan Starr at 249-0032.

Maui Talks - TV - 7 p.m., Tue, Channel 53. A live, one-hour public affairs talk show, where the community is invited and encouraged to telephone into the show at 873-3430, [888-577-6240 on Molokai and Lanai] and comment on various issues of the day.

Maui Republican DH 11 Meeting - 9 a.m., Sat, Wailea. For more info, call Mike at 875-8284.

LECTURES

FRIDAYS

THIS SUMMER!

Pau Hana Party!

PRIME RIB SPECIAL! 12 oz. Prime Rib & 12 oz. Fosters Draft for $13.95 Fridays while it lasts!

Damien Awai & Friends 7-10pm No Cover

FOSTERS SPECIALS! 14 oz. Draft $2 Bottle $3.25 Big Kahuna $5.75

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REACH OUT AND RUSH SOMEONE Three weeks ago, while I was out of town, I ran into a guy I grew up with. We exchanged phone numbers, and he called me the next night.

We talked about maybe dating when he moves back to where I live (in three months). It's been three weeks since he called, but I don't know whether I should call him. I don't want him to think I'm in a hurry to get into a relationship (we both just broke off engagements; mine, a year ago, and his, nine months ago; and we are both still young: I am 20 and he is 21). Will calling him make me seem too forward?

- On Hold "Mr. Watson - come here - I want to see you..." shouted Alexander Graham Bell, making telecommunications history and the world's first needy phone call at the very same time.

Mercifully, it appears that he got cut off before he could add, "...about having my baby."

Ringing your long-lost friend and blurting out, "Do you want to know at the ultrasound whether we're having a boy or a girl?" probably isn't in your best interest - especially if you'd like to avoid giving the impression that your idea of a great first date is dinner and a wedding. This isn't to say that you shouldn't call at all.

You could call when he's in the middle of dinner to express your concern that he might be making a tragic error in choice of telephone service provider, or to prevent him from missing out on a "free" vacation in tsetse fly-infested swampland. The telephone can also be a great tool for letting others know they're appreciated. Some callers do this verbally; others favor a nonverbal approach like heavy breathing. If this seems a little impersonal, not to worry, you'll get credit when your home phone number reads out on the guy's Caller ID. Should you favor a gimmick-free approach, you might try a conversation - an exchange in which one person phones another and asks stuff like "How are you?" and volunteers information about the kind of time they've had (or served depending on the company one keeps).

Conversational calls (when made to a guy you barely know) should be spaced to seem casual one a week or one return call from you for every call from him. The idea is to leave him wondering a little - and not about whether Tommy Lee Jones will play you in the TV movie: hunting him down with dogs and federal agents, clapping him in irons, and leading him on a chain to the altar.

What's with the mad rush to become your parents? There's a right time to think about getting married, and it isn't while you're still paying off the dress you wore to prom. Actually, nobody should be allowed to do anything permanent in their early twenties - a time rarely referred to by anyone who's emerged from it as "My Era Of Great Wisdom." Right now, you'd probably find yourself remarkably compatible with vast legions of men.

Unfortunately, that's most likely because you have no clue as to who you are or what you stand for, and neither do they. If you marry really young, you are likely to end up sharing at least one idea: the opinion that it's really dumb to get married really young. Now, there's the perfect topic to express how much you and he have in common – you and the guy who's your first date after the divorce.

DA KINE CALENDAR

THE GRID

CLASSIFIEDS

ARIES: Eliminate the things you fear.

Examine your "flight or fight" tendencies.

Plunge headfirst into the deep realms of your subconscious. Your imagination flourishes. It's a good time to get an expanded sense of family and ancestral roots.

TAURUS: This is a good week to start financial planning. If you have to go on a mad spending spree consider the effects of your buy.

Are you supporting Third World sweatshops or are you helping the local economy by getting something locally made?

GEMINI: The world of quick-witted communication turns into the world of deep-seated feelings. If you value antiques, now would be a good time to look for them. Love is still in your court.

A summer solstice party might lift your spirits.

CANCER: June 21st at 9:11 a.m. Maui time, the sun goes into Cancer and summer officially begins. A friend of mine once had a birthday party where she gave away old possessions, "nice things" to every guest. She lightened her load while blessing others. There's a message here.

LEO: You're taking one of the most serious looks at your spiritual life that you've ever taken.

Learn to make friends with your emotions. Your dreams are trying to teach you something.

Sunday has some magical implications.

VIRGO: Your business life and social life may begin to blend a little this week. You can look forward to rich social gatherings, new friendships and a sense of freedom. Tuesday the 24th has some very positive implications regarding education and travel.

LIBRA: Get busy. This is the easiest time of year for you to make career advances. Be a leader. Make a decision and stick to it. Long distance love affairs, musical events, and advanced training are making themselves available to you.

SCORPIO: All that transformation during the past several weeks was hard work. Now it's time to relax and rekindle the flame of passion that makes life a groove. Forgive others for past transgressions. Forgive yourself for past mistakes.

SAGITTARIUS: You'll continue to charm people this week. You attract love, lust and compliments on your original style.

Relationships get deeper when exchanges are made. Your ESP and sense of intuition are growing. Follow your heart.

CAPRICORN: Although you’re still a major workhorse, things begin to slow down enough for you to pursue romance, harmony and the finer things in life. Marriage and long-term commitment could be part of the picture.

You're ready for a merger.

AQUARIUS: While movin’ and groovin’ like the last of the red-hot lovers, you continue to amaze me on all the constructive projects you've been able to work on. You're on the rise in income and productivity. Real wealth comes from doing what you love.

PISCES: I think of dynamic characters and revolutionary heroes, when I think of you. Now is the time for you to bloom with creativity, playfulness and energy. Thursday and Friday are your power days with the moon in Pisces.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY: Chet Atkins 6/20/24, Ray Davies 6/21/41, Amy Brenneman 6/22/64 kozmickev@sunset.net

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BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

thursday6/19

friday6/20

saturday6/21

sunday6/22

monday6/23 – wednesday6/25

Funk, Soul & Disco w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Guest, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Island music, No cover, 10pm

CLOSED

Mon - Mark Johnston & Guest, Jazz Night; Tue - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, Jam Night; Wed - Soul Concepts, R&B: ALL SHOWS- 10PM, NO COVER CHARGE!

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO

D.U.H., No cover, 10pm

889 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-3111

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, Samba y Salsa y Ritmo Latino, $7, 9pm

Summer Soltice, $10, 9:45pm

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

Hot Apple Pie, No cover, 8-11pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Garod, No cover, 8-11pm

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Beach Party

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

KONI Anniversary Party w/Willie K

HARD ROCK CAFE

Flava Zone

Teen Night, 6:30pm

Mon - Uncle Willie K, $8, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast, 9pm-1:30am

Shelley Buck Show, $3, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Swami Bebops, No cover, 9pm

Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-7pm Wildrose, N/C, 9p-12am

Ah Tim & Jus’ Us, No cover, 9pm-12am

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

Open Mic Night, w/Vaughn Razo, No cover, 9:30pm

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

DJ Cyber Weekend House Party, DJ Cyber Weekend House Party, 9:30pm 9:30pm Voodoo Suns, No cover, 10pm-midnight

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Khrinj, $5, 9:45pm

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Mon-Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Mon - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm; Tue - Brew & View, No cover, 7pm; Wed - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Cry’en Out Loud, 10pm-midnight

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661-7082

LA JAZZERIE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-0822

Kelly Covington, $5, 9:15pm

Pat Watson, $3, 9:15pm

Bobby Ingram, $5, 9:30pm

DJ Forrest Mask Party, $2, 9pm Mon - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm; Tue - Opera Night, 7pm/ DJ Rich, $3, 10pm; Wed - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm

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Kapalua 669-6286 • Kihei 879-0004 The Shops at Kapalua

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Near Foodland

thursday6/19

friday6/20

saturday6/21

sunday6/22

LIFE’S A BEACH

Vince Esquire & Crossfire

Twangers, Biker Party

fine line, Reggae

Oliver’s Karaoke Party

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036

monday6/23 – wednesday6/25 Mon - Lake Hosts Open Mic; Tue - Super G; Wed - Crunch Pups

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Jam’n Steel Band, $5, 9:30pm

LULU’S

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MAUI BREWS

DJ JJ Style, Top 40, 9pm

Jonah Livin, 6-9pm D.U.H., 9:30pm

Big band sound, 6-9pm DJ Dance Party, 9pm

Trevor Jones, 2-4pm DJ Boomshot, 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm-close

Damien Awai & Friends, No cover, 7-10pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 9pm-close

Jonah Livin, No cover, 7pm

Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm

Vince Esquire, $5, 10pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7794

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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BY GANNON GILMORE

THE INFLUENTS "SOME OF THE YOUNG" Man, I wish this were more of a trend. Bands really should take some of their cues from The Replacements. It's like I always say: There are three guys who should be primary influences for bands - Costello, Westerberg and Strummer. The Influents pretty much pick up where The Replacements left off. They don't have anthems that come close to "Bastards of Young" but with all the musical inbreeding going on right now, a band like this is such a breath of fresh air. Honestly though, I would much prefer what Jason White (frontman, no relationship to Jack White) does with punk rock supergroup Pinhead Gunpowder over this. But that's me. - Adeline Records

DA KINECALENDAR Medical Implications of the Consumption Economy - 6-8 p.m., Fri at Maui Community College, Ka Lama Bldg, Rm 103. Maui Peace Action presents a video talk to educate about the dangers of nuclear proliferation and contamination and to promote nuclear disarmament. Free. Call 573-3255 for info.

Kilo Hoku (Star Watching) - 7:30 p.m., Sat at Hosmer Grove shelter, Haleakala National Park. Special series of stargazing and star lore. This week’s feature, “Early Astronomers & the Birth of Agriculture.” For more info, call 572-4400.

Creating Toys out of Recycled Household Items - 10-11:30 a.m., Sat and 6:30-8 p.m., Tue at Kaiser Permanente Lahaina Clinic Annex. Free workshop. Call 242-1608.

STAGE

Sweet Charity - 7:30 p.m., Fri and Sat; 6 p.m., Sun., Iao Theater in Wailuku. Maui OnStage end of season musical. For more info, call 242-6969.

THE EFFECTION

ART

"SOUNDTRACK TO A MOMENT" The Effection is described as a Power Pop Trio. They do fall short of power in my opinion. If you want a power pop trio consult Green Day, Alkaline Trio or The Power Puff Girls. Is it a punk band? Is it a pop band? Well, yes in both cases but only in the sense that Elvis Costello was, but he had attitude and genius where these guys do not. A little gloomier perhaps and a little misleading as from looking at the cover you might think these guys to be another emo band. Not terrible but you'll come away with this wondering what to make of it. - Adeline Records

MATCHBOOK ROMANCE "WEST FOR WISHING" There was a time when I felt that I could depend on certain labels to not fall prey to the current musical climate and continue with what they do best or break new ground. To Epitaph's credit, they are doing these very things but unfortunately that includes putting out crap like this. More of that hardcore/emo hybrid junk that is getting eaten up like candy and staying as lasting in the same vein as Thrice, Finch, Taking Back Sunday, etc. Don't get me wrong, I'd rather have more bands like this than more Good Charlottes but would it be too much for these kids to listen to at least one Ramones record? - Epitaph Records

THE SOUNDS "LIVING IN AMERICA" Garage rock is starting to catch up to us! This band is some sort of cross section of Blondie, Bow Wow Wow and Joan Jett. I love how these records are even produced to sound like they were in their respective bygone eras, using the same effects and vocal tricks. Especially the drums and synthesizer stuff going on here. When I say Bow Wow Wow, I'm really talking about what the vocalist reminds me of. Well, really I'm just thinking about that mohawked cutey Annabelle singing about candy, but I digress. This band sounds like they were straight up lifted out of the mid-eighties which I declare to be the ceiling for Garage/Vintage sounding bands. Anything after that and I say Fleetwood Mac gets to put out a rap record. New Line Records

“Passion In Art” Show - 9 p.m., Sat at Maui Pizza Cafe, 2439 S. Kihei Rd. Featuring Annebelle Eastling’s art, which encompasses sensuous figures and passionate landscapes, drawn from bold lines and rich strokes of color in an abstract-impressionistic style.

Also with flamenco guitar by Danny Paquette and free pupus. For more info, call 877-2200.

He U`i Cultural Arts Festival - 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat and Sun. A gathering of Hawaiian artists and crafters display, sell and demonstrate cultural arts and crafts.

Live Hawaiian music is featured and community members give talks on their culture. For info, call 667-9194.

Juried Members’ Exhibit 2003 - 10 a.m.-4 p.m. thru June 22, Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center in Makawao. For more info, call 572-6560.

Photography Exhibit Celebrating the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service - 10 a.m.-4 p.m. thru June 22 at the Hawaii Nature Center, 875 Iao Valley Road, Wailuku. For more info, call 244-6500.

“Art in the Village” - 6-10 p.m., Thu, Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists - 8:30 a.m., Thu at Keolahou Hawaiian Church in North Kihei.

Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10 p.m.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. For more info, call 667-9194.

WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events and more. On Sunday, Brian Mansano performing acoustic guitar, 5:30-8:30 p.m. in the East Wing. On Wednesday, Keoni & Company performing Hawaiian melodies, 7-9 p.m. in the Lower Courtyard. For more info, call 891-6770.

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Summer Reading Programs - Monday thru Friday, runs thru July 8. Youth may visit the public library weekly for five weeks to get prize incentives to keep reading. All branches offer. For info, call 662-3950.

"Do The Zoo" Days - 12-2 p.m., Sat, 2315 Kekaulike Ave., Kula. Zoo Maui is a fun, educational, hands-on experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers. See Squirt the giraffe and his 100+ friends. $5 per person, 12 months or younger free. Closed shoes are required.

Call Malia at 878-2189 for info.

Seaside Stories - 11 a.m., Sun at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4-10 featuring

stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. Call 249-8811 for information.

Keiki Song & Storytime - 10:30 a.m., Wed at Borders in Kahului with Uncle Wayne. For info, call 877-6160.

SPORTS

Kapalua Clambake Pro-Am Golf Tournament Friday thru Sunday. Kapalua's Plantation, Village and Bay Courses share the challenge for this 17th annual pro-am event. Highlights include a Clambake Feast at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua and awards ceremony. Call 669-8803 for more info.

Elite Sports Basketball Tournaments - Fri thru Sun at Lahaina Civic Center Gym. For more info, call 276-4999.

Hui Paani Bowling Club's 3-3 Bowling Tournament - Fri thru Sun at Maui Bowling Center.

For more info, call 357-0111.

Maui Raceway Park - 5-11 p.m., Fri and Sat, Central Maui. For more info, call Aimee at 281-1273.

THURSDAY, JUNE 19

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.), Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Threehour, three-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

FriDAY, JUNE 20

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m., Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.), Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Twohour, two-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

SATURDAY, JUNE 21

Hoyle Schweitzer Course Race - Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului. Windsurfing Pacific Regional Championship. For more info, call 877-2111.

Valley Isle Road Runners' All-Comer Track Meet - 5:30 p.m., at Yamamoto Track & Field Facility.

Free to all runners. The events include 100, 200 and 400-meter dashes, as well as 800 and 1,500 runs and the long jump. For info, call Mike at 875-9320.

SUnDAY, June 22

3rd Annual King's Trail Triathlon - 6 a.m., Wailea. SWIM 1.5K (.9 miles) - The swim will start and finish directly in front of the Maui Prince Hotel. No wetsuits allowed! BIKE 40K (24.8 miles) - Helmets are mandatory! No drafting is allowed! It is a two-loop bike course through the rolling hills of the Makena and Wailea resorts. RUN 10K (6.2 miles) - Retrace the path the ancient Hawaiians used to circumnavigate the island. For more info, call Jerry Stowe at 891-2022.

Maui Polo's 6-9 Circuit Arena Delegates Cup - 1:30 p.m. at Manduke Baldwin Polo Arena (1 mile above King Kekaulike High School on Haleakala Hwy).

Kids free. Adults $5. For info, call 877-7744.

MonDAY, June 23

Waikamoi Hike - 9 a.m. at Hosmer Grove Shelter (6800 ft.), Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Threehour, three-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

Wailuku Summer Night Doubles Tennis Tournament - 6 p.m. at the Wells Park and War Memorial courts. For more info, call 572-3406.

TuesDAY, June 24

Sliding Sands Hike - 9 a.m. at Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.), Haleakala National Park Summit Area. Two-hour, two-mile hike. For info, call 572-4400.

Send your listings & photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 661-0446

THE FAINT "DANSE REMIXES" For those of you who miss Devo, this would be your new favorite band.

Albeit a little darker. Classic new wave with a morbid twist. This record is basically a re-release of "Danse Macabre" featuring remixes or "reimaginings" by an eclectic mix of trance, techno, whatever artists making an already danceable record more likely to be introduced to dance floors than clubs. While I think "Danse Macabre" is the way to go for the new wavers, "Danse Remixes" would be ideal for the ravers. Give it a spin and an open mind. - Saddle Creek Records

Gannon Gilmore is the publisher and co-author of the independent fanzine Scumbag Tulip, as well as a member of the sometimes-fictitious punk band, The Crowd. To order back or current issues of Scumbag Tulip, please send $1 (per issue) to P.O. Box 330062, Kahului, HI 96732.

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VOLUNTEERS WANTED Free theater tickets Volunteer with Maui Onstage at the Iao Theater in Wailuku and see great live theater for free! Ushers and concession help needed: Must be neat & friendly. Call 244-8680 and ask for Tom. The Maui Hero project seeks volunteers for our Maui myth, adventurebased program for middle school youth. Call AutumnLeaf at 572-4564 Women helping Women is in need of your help on Maui. We need volunteers for a few hrs. a week to help with grocery shopping, picking up & dropping off of donations at various drop-off sites. For more info. please call Cindy or Deborah 579-9696. Thank you for all of your support.

Cat Lovers- We need you to help us w/ various tasks. Craft sale, fundraising, caretaker duties incl. feeding, trapping, transporting, etc. Please contact the Feline Foundation of Maui at 879-3059 or 891-1181.

Hawaii Nature Center is now recruiting individuals to serve as volunteer teaching docents for Spring 2003.

Will work outdoors & teach exciting environmental education lessons to visiting elementary school groups at field sites in ‘Iao Valley. Jan-May 1 weekday per week, 4 hrs. in am.

Orientation & training provided. Please contact Education Program Manager Denby Freeland 244-6500, ext.16.

Volunteers needed to help build a unique community-built REGIONAL playstructure at the Haiku Fourth Marine Park. We need volunteers now to help organize this. We need: fundraiser coordinators, grant writers, childcare coordinators & anyone who wants to help! Pickets on sale also. Call 573-6516. www.mauiplayground.org

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MIND, BODY & SPIRIT KUNDALINI YOGA SCHEDULE MON & FRI: 9 AM & 6:15 PM THURS 5:30 PM & SAT 9 AM PRIVATE & GROUPS 1ST CLASS FREE IN JUNE! 269-2895

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SINGLE? Want to make connections with intelligent, caring people? Call Tomas and BODY TALK SESSION Joan Heartfield, Ph.D., 572-1250. For 20% off for the month of June! Body conversations that matter (June 27), Talk is the holistic health care system opening to love ceremonies & private that promotes Health, Vitality & a introductions. sense of well being. Please call 5720866 or 283-5667 WELLNESS COACH Balancing Mind Body & Spirit Take 5 Years off NOW Special 2 hour sessions $75 Experienced specialist offers: Check Website for details Micro-Dermabrasion facial $50 whollyone.org/teri Advanced Body Slimming $50 891-2494 Electrical current is proven to diminish Shamanic soul-based spiritual Healings Was tutored by a Brazilian spiritual Dr. (see JohnofGod.com), & others. Reasonable & highly transformative. 573-1337 STAY SAFE & HEALTHY With products made from Tea Tree Oil -Household Cleaners -Personal-Care Products -Insect Repellants 986-1400 or 357-3957 PILATES June-July Beginners Course. Class meets every Friday 8AM or Sat 9 AM. Free class Wed. 4:30. Drop in rate $10, package rates avail. ($8 for 6 classes= $48) All classes held @ Kenolio Rec. Ctr. in Kihei. Call 8752720 for info.

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6/21, Catch the wave! Celebrate New Professional Therapeutic Massage.

Waves Wellness Center’s 1st year Specializing in deep tissue massage. with live entertainment, healers, intu- Enjoy the benefits of massage in your itive readers & crafts. To participate, own room. Call 250-4515. MAT# call 572-5551 for booth info & enter- 6120, member of AMTA 110175 tainment slots. Families welcome.

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