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LETTERSTOTHE EDITOR TRAVIS SUPPORT Travis, many Mahalos for your immediate response to M. Abbey from Kihei, who has obviously been waiting his entire lifetime to write a "letter to the editor" and lashing out at an "opinionist", as he calls you. I have been reading your section from Day 1 and have always seen your calls as thought provoking, if not very insightful. You always seem to research your topic very well and give your honest assessment of the situation.

I have to say that anyone who has an opinion is free to say it and I will fight to my death to defend that right. But when you disrespect my flag and everything that flag stands for, you dishonor the entire premise that the United States soldiers have fought and died for. Being protected by the flag gives you rights and freedoms most people in the world can only dream of. If you disagree with those rights or the freedoms you are awarded (I say awarded for all of the immigrants who have given up their countries of origin to become U.S. Citizens), then go and live somewhere else and stop pissing on the only country on the planet that lets anti-flag wavers as well as the shallow minded soap-dodgers like M. Abbey have their say without fear of secret-police backlash.

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Do you ever read what goes into your paper? Re: this kayaking article by Amy Huyett, who is this Margaret Kearney anyway? - Here you find an obviously unathletic, stupid woman and you use her lame story to try to rip the Kayak tour operators! What the...?! Check the facts: she rented a double kayak for $10! - This price doesn't exist here on Maui; 2) the guide probably told her to pay for a tour (more like $50!) and she balked, thinking she knew it all and could save a few bucks; 3) to rent a boat, she had to sign a major liability release form that states in bold letters, “BE AWARE OF CHANGING CONDITIONS, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT DON'T GO OUT, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN”, which she must have ignored, trying to impress her friends from out of town, and got herself into trouble! The tour operator was right in not wanting to take responsibility for her if she was not paying for the whole tour. She was cheap and looking for someone to pay for her mistakes, and these people make me insane. Why don't you teach Amy how to collect solid facts and not create shocking headlines with a load of crap from one old woman?

Mahalo, Brad and Neda Canton via email

I AM AMERICA! I believe in our constitution, and the spirit it was written with. I am America!

American because I believe in free speech and freedom of expression. I do not, nor will I ever agree with every other American.

We are free thinkers. We have that right!

The current government does not represent my opinions, or me. We basically have a president, and I use the lower case intentionally, who stole the election. Our electoral-college system is not working, and we Americans are lazy, and allowing our elected officials to do their own bidding.

Corruption is rampant - we all know this - and yet, marching, picketing, and running for office, if done, is small in numbers. I believe that the majority is silent, and yes, lazy.

It is time to speak and join with our neighbors, in holding our politicians, our corporate executives, accountable for their actions. It is legal to call for the repeal of a Corporations Corporate Charter (this is the taxation status agreement that gives them tax benefits in exchange for an agreement that they support their communities in a positive manner, and not through corrupt means). By calling for a repeal - one person, one voter, can call them to task...meaning force them to comply with their Charter (their legally binding agreement), and to get back on track - the track of supporting America. I know this is not done very often, and is a little known tool, but there are tools like this available. Let's make a renewed commitment to America - to ourselves and our community as Americans! We ARE America!

War undeniably increases our economy. But what makes absolutely no sense, is why we cannot make the building of this great nation a priority, and let that be the tool that increases our economy. Raising and supporting the education of our children, and rebuilding cleverly designed, sustainable communities should be our primary focus!

What arrogance the president and his cronies have, as they steam roll through these smaller nations, and force "regime changes".

This is not "our right". America needs a "regime change" at home.

Where are our outspoken idealists? Most of them can't take a stand or don't know how to maneuver in this political arena. We better learn, and support those that are willing. Do we have any admirable, honest politicians at all? If we don't, we better breed some. With our education system as it is? Where and when will this happen? We Americans should let shame and anger motivate us to create a clear vision and direction for the new wave of Americans!

-Sunny Crowley, Kula

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BOMBS OVER RIYADH I’m not much of a conspiracy theorist, but I’m going out on a limb with this one: suicide al-Qaeda bombers targeted Saudi Arabia recently in order to keep Americans there.

I know, it sounds far-fetched, but if you don’t think these guys are irrational enough to try something like this, remember that the majority of al-Qaeda members are from Saudi Arabia to begin with, meaning they just bombed their own country. That’s like Timothy McVeigh, and we all know how irrational he was.

You see, Saudi Arabia is home to Mecca, the city considered the holiest place in all of Islam. And the fact that the United States based military troops on Saudi soil was the main reason Osama bin Laden and his merry band of fanatic followers sent airplanes through the New York skyline. Bin Laden figured American presence in Saudi Arabia was a desecration of everything Islam stood for.

Now for the good part: the U.S. has promised to remove all combat personnel from Saudi Arabian land. So shouldn’t bin Laden and al-Qaeda be happy about this?

Maybe, but maybe not. Without the U.S. in Saudi Arabia, al-Qaeda wouldn’t have a focus. They need us there. Without us, who would they hate? Without someone to hate, how would they exist?

Therefore, it is highly possible that alQaeda bombed its own turf in an effort to make Americans rethink their efforts to leave. Would American bravado make them stay? Would American machismo make them want revenge? Al-Qaeda sure hopes so.

NOT PLAYING FAIR I guess things are bigger in Texas, including scandals. What do state Democrats do in Texas when they feel they’ve been lied to? They pack up and

head across state lines.

Texas Democrats didn’t like Republican efforts to redistrict the state, giving them (republicans) extra seats, so more than fifty of them shored up in a motel outside the state.

I can understand their desire to not have their state districts redrawn, but packing up and running away? Seems kind of childish. I guess that’s one more reason to be glad we live in Hawaii because you can bet our politicians wouldn’t be quite that juvenile.

TOO LATE FOR SOME If two wrongs don’t make a right, how do you justify affirmative action? Showing someone preference based on his or her skin color, regardless of what it is, doesn’t help anybody.

And you know who ends up paying the price?

The person who is elevated beyond their skill level because of their skin color and then somehow has to live up to the extra standards.

Case in point: Jayson Blair and the New York Times. Jayson Blair is a 27-year-old black man who was recently fired because he made up stories, falsified contact names, and basically just didn't belong at a reporter’s desk.

The thing is, most of the staff at the paper knew this long before the dismissal. So why was he still there?

Blair’s boss, Executive editor Howell Raines, recently said that he moved Blair along and gave him extra chances in light of his ill qualifications because of his skin color. Raines said he was sorry and he will do his best to fix the paper’s reputation.

Forget about the New York Times’ reputation, what about Jayson Blair’s? His career is ruined because someone put him in a position he wasn’t ready for because of his skin color.

Rather than pushing him through the system before he was ready, they should have taken their time with him so he could have learned the ethics and hard work required by such a prestigious paper. At least then he would still have a career left and the Times wouldn’t have to worry about their reputation.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD LEAD STORIES Dr. Yogendra Shah of Granite City, Ill., was accused by a state regulatory board of performing an abortion on a woman who was not pregnant. In a complaint filed in March and reported by the St. Louis PostDispatch in May, a woman said she thought she was pregnant, but wasn't (based on an absence of fetal tissue), and Dr. Shah failed to test for pregnancy before performing the procedure. (A newspaper database search revealed that anti-abortion advocates have been slow to take a position on this story.)

POLICE BLOTTER Giving Up on Their Own Terms: Stephen Ray Carson, 29, in a standoff with police, said he wasn't giving up until he finished the crack cocaine he had just bought with the proceeds of a robbery.

(Police got him anyway.) (Panama City, Fla., January) Motorist Christina L. Willis, 36, who was finally caught by police following a 30-minute chase after she hit an officer with her car, still refused to get out until she had finished her beer (Fairfield, Ohio, January). Motorist Troy C. Stephani, 32, trying to elude a police chase so that, he later said, he could finish his crack cocaine, took a wrong turn and accidentally drove into the police station parking lot (Medford, N.Y., April).

FROM POLICE BLOTTERS (1) (Washington Post, April 11) "Mount Olivet Road NE, 1200 block, March 30. An animal control officer responding to a call about a snake in a bathroom reported that the snake was actually a hair band." (2) (Vancouver (Wash.) Columbian, Jan. 7) "A Vancouver police officer was sent to a home in the 3100 block of S Street ... when a woman called 911 to say a group of 30

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cannibals from Yacolt were trying to break into her house. (O)fficers were unable to locate any cannibals." (3) (Grass Valley (Calif.) Union, March 30) "A Dorsey Drive convalescent facility reported that one Alzheimer's patient struck another Alzheimer's patient, but neither of them remembered the incident or wanted medical attention."

CHUTZPAH! Convicted own-home arsonist Merle Crossman, 49, in an Ellsworth, Maine, prison, filed a lawsuit against Middlesex Mutual Insurance Co. demanding payment of $75,000 on the house he burned down, claiming that since he pleaded "no contest," and not "guilty," he is still entitled to insurance payments.

OOPS! In February in Chichester, N.H., Thomas A. Barrett was fined $240 and given a six-month suspended sentence for his no-contest plea to creating a false fire alarm. Barrett told the judge that he was celebrating his 21st birthday at Jillian's Bar & Grill, and as he staggered down a hallway to the men's room, he mistakenly urinated on the floor and pulled the fire alarm, which he thought was a toilet's flushing mechanism.

ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH ...

The U.S. Commission on Civil Rights was ordered to pay $165,000 and reinstate a former staff member whom it fired in retaliation for her having filed a work-related complaint. And authorities in Jersey City, N.J., declared an emergency upon finding 150 tons of rotting fish, lobster and squid in Max's Natural Foods Warehouse (abandoned, they believe, four months earlier). And Thailand's prisons department announced a contest in which inmates would vie to see which one had the most contagious laugh, and one official said that especially tense inmates would be urged to compete.

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How Republicans Can Win Big in 2004 [Following previous column on “How Democrats Can Beat Bush in 2004”] The GOP is sitting pretty. Republicans control all three branches of government, plus talk radio and Fox News. George W. Bush's approval ratings still hover around an enviable 70 percent. Facing no divisive primary challenges, incumbent Bush is poised for re-coronation. Such heady days! “Some Republicans,” writes Deborah Orin in Rupert Murdoch's New York Post, “are dreaming and plotting how President Bush can do what even Ronald Reagan couldn't do: win all 50 states in 2004.” That arrogant attitude could lead to the Republicans’ downfall. A lot can go wrong in 16 months. If chief Bush political advisor Karl Rove is as brilliant as advertised, he’ll focus on what not to do.

DELAY THE NEXT WAR It’s an open secret that hard-right Administration ideologues are jonesing for another war. After briefly flirting with the possibility of an invasion of Syria, Paul Wolfowitz, Condoleezza Rice and Donald Rumsfeld are now quietly plotting wars of preemption against Iran and North Korea.

It makes sense: as the world’s thirdlargest oil producer and the strategic crossroad between Central Asia and the Middle East, Iran would make a handsome addition to the United States’ growing portfolio of Muslim colonies. The U.S. occupation of Iran would also make possible a short, sweet pipeline route to carry oil and gas from the huge oil and gas fields in landlocked Kazakhstan, allowing the Bushies to abandon Karzai’s Kabul city-state once and for all.

North Korea may not offer much in the natural resources department – we’re hardly suffering for lack of fluorspar and tungsten but unlike Saddam’s Iraq, it's a genuine security threat. Experts say Pyongyang is probably cranking out a nuke a month - and has missiles capable of striking the continental U.S. Going after North Korea now would be both smart and legitimate - but practicalminded Republicans should not allow national security to trump electoral politics.

Bush should order his hawks to put off their next D-Day until after his inaugural. For one thing, war is losing its luster. Our failure to locate Iraqi weapons of mass destruction is causing many Americans to realize they have been deceived. New terrorist attacks in Saudi Arabia indicate that the war in Afghanistan where a Taliban resurgence is underway hardly put Al Qaeda “on the run”, as Bush claimed. Two wars per term is something of a historical limit - a third might make edgy voters think that Bush is more bloodthirsty than the terrorists. Furthermore, financial markets are reacting favorably to peace. Stocks

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Healthier 401(k)s will help Bush make the case that the recession is really over. World domination can wait until 2005.

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SWEET TALK THE ECONOMY The U.S. economy has bled 2.4 million jobs since Bush took over in 2001. Most of that’s not his fault - the dot-com crash began on Clinton’s watch - but Republicans are crazy if they think Americans will blame the last president for the current recession - er, recovery.

Jobless voters and their nervous neighbors are looking for three things from Bush: action, sympathy and truth. The Republican Party’s ideological aversion to government jobs programs prevents Bush from doing anything meaningful to stimulate the economy. But talk is cheap - so talk!

During the 1992 recession, Bush I came off as clueless and uncaring. W. has begun to talk about feeling our pain, but he needs to upgrade his empathetic capabilities. Talk about caring, talk about understanding what it's like to get laid off.

But for God’s sake, stop talking that tired old, trickle-down BS and sympathy for the rich folk. A new Washington Post-ABC News poll ranks tax cuts as American's 10th priority for the national agenda. People remember the supply-side Eighties. State taxes went up as fast as federal taxes went down, the resulting deficits took ages to pay off, and the only new jobs went to yacht builders and Cayman resort waiters. Everyone knows the tax scheme is a sop to the wealthy; everyone knows that trickle-down never works.

Fortunately for the GOP, citizens have become so cynical that they no longer care. Stop marketing the tax plan as an “economic stimulus package.”

Bush should sign the tax bill without fanfare, thus averting future Democratic attacks when new jobs fail to materialize.

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RUN LIKE AN UNDERDOG The Bush Administration prefers opponents who can’t fight back (see Iraq and Afghanistan).

But Americans don’t like bullies, the self-entitled or the cocksure. Republicans looking to win big in ‘04 must work hard for every vote, presenting themselves through their advertising and public appearances as humble guys trying to do the best they can under trying circumstances. Point to military successes, but don’t brag about Heroism - firing laser-guided missiles at soldiers armed with World War II-era rifles isn’t brave.

Do what your party does best: present an optimistic, can-do vision of a country whose best days are ahead of us.

Claim to respect your opponents. Let your ads inundate us with images of waving flags and sooty firefighters, and emphasize that we need you to continue to lead us in the war on terrorism. Then if you can just get the pro-life school-prayer Christian nuts to keep quiet until November 2004, you might just get those 50 states.

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COLD CALLS Cold Calls catches different perspectives on issues important to our island community. The following interviews were conducted on the spot and interviewees were not given advance notice or preparation time.

SMOKING BAN DEANNA Bartender, Five Palms Restaurant - Kihei 1. Do you smoke and why/why not?

No, I don’t smoke but I did smoke. I quit about 3 years ago. I just didn’t want to look old.

2. What percentage of bar or restaurant customers smoke?

Probably I’d have to go at least seventyfive, eighty percent. Probably seventy-five.

3. Is the new smoking ban being enforced fairly and successfully?

Yes. Most of the people I get are the local guys and they already know about it. They just go outside and smoke. Then you get your people that are visiting and they don’t see why they can’t smoke, but a lot of times they come in from a state where they can’t smoke there either so, what can I tell you?

4. Who should be responsible for regulating smoking - the government or the business owners?

I think it should just be strictly business own-

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ers and then let them make the call - because I know a lot of people don’t go to certain places if they can’t smoke, so that’s hurting the business itself.

5. What is more important - employee health and safety, smokers' rights, or business owners' rights?

Employee safety’s good but then again if you don’t want to be around smoke, then work at a job that’s non-smoking. Everything’s important - you want people to be happy, you want the owners of the businesses to make it because that’s what Maui’s all about.

STEPHEN LEVINE Branch Director, American Lung Assoc. of HI, Maui 1. Do you smoke and why/why not?

I do not. And why not? I’ve had five cigarettes in my life and it’s all been bad experiences.

2. What percentage of bar or restaurant customers smoke?

I wouldn’t know but it’s been enough in the past to deter me from going to some places.

3. Is the new smoking ban being

enforced fairly and successfully?

In my personal experience it has been a success. Employees are very, very happy. I’ve had phone calls on this job where people called up and complained about several places that have declared themselves exempt without following the ordinance.

4. Who should be responsible for regulating smoking - the government or the business owners?

I think clearly the government - it shouldn’t be left up to a business owner whether or not they want to poison and harm employees and patrons.

5. What is more important - employee health and safety, smokers' rights, or business owners' rights?

Clearly employee health. It’s not unusual for governments to prohibit the use of dangerous chemicals and substances in workplaces. Dry Cleaners are prohibited from using certain compounds in their businesses for health and safety of workers. Farming Operations are prohibited from using certain substances in certain ways. Gasoline formulations have been altered to keep from putting poisons in the air. Clearly it’s a governmental function. No bar owner is complaining they can’t have an asbestos night.

VIKKI LEBEAU Owner, Life’s a Beach and Dick’s Place - Kihei 1. Do you smoke and why/why not?

Do I smoke? No. Because it’s not good for you.

Everybody in my family did smoke though, so it doesn’t really bother me when people do. I’ll be one of those people that die of second-hand smoke.

2. What percentage of bar or restaurant customers smoke?

It really depends on the customer to be honest with you. The Life’s a Beach customers, we have probably seventy-five percent of them smoke.

At Dick’s Place, it’s the other way around. And it’s just the clientele.

3. Is the new smoking ban being enforced fairly and successfully?

I don’t have a problem with it. I feel that it should be up to the business owner whether they want to have a smoking establishment or not. And I strongly feel that way, always have.

4. Who should be responsible for regulating smoking - the government or the business owners?

It affects me whether somebody smokes in my place or not, it affects my business...and it’s interesting, because I think I’m probably the only one that’s able to see that because I have two places, so I see it immediately. It was like overnight. Both of the places always had a really strong late night and now Life’s a Beach is just insane late night and Dick’s is hardly anything.

5. What is more important - employee health and safety, smokers' rights, or business owners' rights?

The business owners mainly because they’re the ones that are paying the bills, and the employee can choose whether they want to work in that environment or not.

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Consistent winds and quality conditions year-round attract sailors from the U.S. and around the world. Besides which, it’s MAUI, where people from all over come for fun in the sun, so this summer’s Race Series at Kanaha Beach Park is one of windsurfing’s most highly anticipated events.

This year the Race Series begins with the DaKine Classic on Saturday, May 24 at 11:30 a.m. (kids at 9 a.m.). This is the 19th annual DaKine Classic, making it the longest running race series of its kind in the U.S. Kim Ball, of Hi-Tech Surf and Sport, started the competition in 1985 as something exciting to do in-between the two big surf seasons, and it has outlasted all other similar competitions. This series is the last amateur race series of its kind left in Hawaii, so it attracts a solid core of locals and visitors who stay all summer just to be a part of this one-of-a-kind event. “Windsurfing has plateaued or is on the decline, but it is cyclical and will rebound. We keep putting on this series to help the sport bounce back and thrive,” says Kim Ball.

They have made some big changes this year to make it more accessible to all those who are interested in being active in the sport. There is a Juniors’ Division for 18 and under, and three Men’s Divisions – 19-39, 40-49, and 50 and over. The Women’s Division is open and there is also a Single Design Fleet and a Wave Gear Division.

Five ability levels – Professional, Semi-pro, Advanced, Intermediate, and Sport Fleet (beginners) – make it an all-inclusive event.

There is even a team competition on June 7 that will consist of three-person teams, with one woman per team being mandatory.

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This series has traditionally been good for everyone involved, from the competitors to the sponsors, organizers, and spectators – who can be sure that they will see some amazing talent out there. Everyone participates out of the love of the sport. DaKine got involved with the Series in its first year and has kept up with it ever since. “DaKine is super committed to the event and the sport of windsurfing. We put in a lot of effort to set the pace for the series. Good prizes, good food, good drink, and good wind make it a fun day for everyone and starts the Series off well,” says Scott Trudon, DaKine’s Maui rep.

“The Summer Race Series is totally unique in the sport due to Kim Ball’s dedication and a killer group of volunteers. Kevin Pritchart, the World Champ, still competes in it and local kids can compete against the best guys in the world.

I competed on the World Cup circuit for ten years and this one is run better even though there is no prize money,” explains Trudon.

“This is a solid competition, that one thing in the sport that won’t decline. It has never faltered and everyone wants to keep it going. Maui is the focal point of windsurfing so people will always come here for the Series because it will always run smoothly. It is like a Swiss watch that runs with perfect precision. There is never a doubt that it will be a success. Sailors are guaranteed respect and a great day of racing and sponsors get good exposure. People come here and spend their summer just to be a part of it,” says Trudon.

“The direction of the wind, temperature, consistency of conditions, free access to the beaches, great variety in a small place, anything and everything is available for equipment, and a perfect environment as far as the people go make Maui the sport’s epicenter. It’s crazy to think of where windsurfing would be without Maui. Maui keeps people fired up and the Race Series does the same,” he adds. MTW

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Orgasms The C-word & Violence

Teri Hatcher (un)covers it all in The Vagina Monologues Teri Hatcher's five-year-old daughter likes to dip her feet in the family Jacuzzi and she likes to crown her mommy because she is a good dancer. When Teri told her daughter they were going to Maui so that Teri could be in “The Vagina Monologues”, her daughter asked, "Is the show about your vagina?"

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"I told her the show is about women, emotions and that part of their body and what it means to be a woman," Hatcher said. "The show is funny and sad and I really enjoy it."

If you don't recognize her name, I'll ring some bells in your head. Hatcher performed in the television series, “Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman”. She has also appeared in movies such as “Soapdish” and “Straight Talk”. Television movies she has done include “Dead in the Water”, “All Tied Up” and “The Cool Surface”. You might have also seen Teri in the Radio Shack commercials with Hewey Long. Now, the bells are ringing...

If you are not familiar with “The Vagina Monologues”, then you need to first be familiarized with the play’s origin. Writer Eve Ensler interviewed over 200 women from around the globe to compile her production’s concept. Inevitably, the play uses humor, pleasure, courage, and sadness to discuss many issues that are involved with women.

"I decided to talk to women about their vaginas, to do vagina interviews, which became vagina monologues. I talked with over two hundred women. I talked to older women, young women, married women, single women, lesbians, college professors, actors, corporate professionals, sex workers, African-American women, Hispanic women, Asian women, Native women, Caucasian women, Jewish women. At first, they were reluctant to talk. They were a little shy. But once they got going, you couldn't stop them," Ensler said.

“The Vagina Monologues” ran Off-Broadway from October 3, 1999 to January 26, 2003, and was a huge success. Ensler first opened the play as the solo performer, with the play eventually including three women sharing the stage. The play’s rotating performers have included (but not been limited to) well-known actresses, rock stars, supermodels, comediennes, broadcast journalists, novelists, mayors’ wives, and kidnapped publishing heiresses.

Now, two North American touring compa-

nies have run the show in order for everyone to witness “The Vagina Monologues”, which will be coming to Maui on May 27, and performed nightly at the MACC until June 1.

Hatcher appeared in “TVM” in New York City in July of 2000, as well as in the California production in December of 2000. You may be thinking, "Since the show’s title has the word ‘vagina’ in it, is it all about vaginas?" Hatcher says no. She said the show breaks the taboo to speak about the wholeness of a woman.

Women’s emotional experiences and sexual experiences from childhood to old age are told in order to get the stories out to the public.

Hatcher said the stories are approachable, relatable, moving and funny, and encompass so many things that women are.

One part of the play Hatcher will be performing is a bit about orgasms. The bit will include Hatcher orgasming several different ways. From little grunts to huge explosive, mind blowing screams. Once, her father was in the audience when she was performing this part. At the end, she ad-libbed, "Okay, my dad’s in the audience and that's more than I ever wanted him to know."

Not only does “TVM” discuss orgasms and first sexual experiences, but it also goes deeper. The play touches on rape and violence against women. According to the U.S. Department of Health, "Each year, an estimated 2.1 million women are raped and/or physically assaulted. Because some of these women experience victimization more than once, this means that an estimated 876,000 rapes and 5.9 million physical assaults are perpetrated against U.S. women annually."

While going door to door interviewing women, Hatcher said Ensler had many moments of hesitation from women who talked about victimization. The beginning was touchand-go, but by the end of the interview, women were telling Ensler, "I'm so glad you came to my door and asked me to talk about this because I haven't talked about this in 50 years."

The show has touched Hatcher personally.

She is passionate about helping other women to conquer their own pain and insecurities.

Unfortunately, therapists are easily accessible mainly only to women in big cities. That means of counseling isn't available to women

all over the world. By moving forward in their lives and openly discussing what happened to them, she said women can feel taken care of and part of a community.

In 1998, V-Day was created as an international movement to end violence against women and girls. It is celebrated on or around Valentine's Day and money is raised for antiviolence organizations. The "V" in V-Day is for Valentine, Violence, and Vagina. When Ensler interviewed women for her play, she saw and heard hundreds of stories of rape, incest, domestic battery and genital mutilation.

Hatcher attended a V-Day event at Madison Square Garden in New York City with 75 other actresses including Jane Fonda and Oprah Winfrey. At the event, Ensler asked women to stand up if they had ever been victimized. She said it was heartbreaking and totally unacceptable to see how many women stood up. It made her want to personally be a part of stopping victimization of women.

She attended another V-Day event in Reykjavik, Iceland. Through a translator, Hatcher spoke to a woman who had been victimized by her brother and father. The woman felt as if she was the perpetrator because she opened up about her experience. Her family rebelled against her because she talked about her experience.

"What's good about talking about being victimized is that it is the beginning of being able to stop it," Hatcher said. "That's what the play does."

Hatcher has experienced her own personal struggles in her life, although she recognizes that her hardships are certainly not as bad as women who are in Afghanistan or Iraq, relatively speaking.

She has been blessed in her life, and she knows things could be worse. She experiences pain and difficulties in relationships just like everyone else. Her philosophy on hardships is this; you have to give yourself a break for the things that happen to you or the things you create or the mistakes that you make. She said, "We all make them. We just need to be responsible for trying to be an active part of the reparations.”

Women either let it dictate who they are or they need to turn it around and not let it control them anymore. Hatcher is a firm believer in forgiving yourself and trying to make your life what you want it to be.

The play is a human experience according to Hatcher. Hatcher said whether it is called a vagina, it is a human experience because you have one, someone wants one, or you want to be with one. Men also enjoy the show because

By Christy Miles they learn information they wish they had known years ago.

"That's kudos to Eve's writing," Hatcher said.

"If someone else tried to write what she wrote, it would have came out preachy. Because the material is so approachable, then even someone like a salty sea captain can appreciate it."

The openness of the dialogue hasn't been a negative issue; there has been a positive response in every “TVM” show Hatcher has been involved in. She said all people think the same things, have the same embarrassments, the same prides, and the same desires. The only difference is who expresses it. Those who feel good about these feelings and those who feel bad about having these feelings are what separate us as individuals. Hatcher said everyone has the same thoughts; the ones who don't express them openly will get to experience them through the show.

Hatcher is excited to come to Maui to perform the play. She hasn't been to Maui in years and the last time she was here, she stayed in Hana for awhile. Coming to Maui next week seems right to Hatcher because she has been through some previous, rough months.

Her daughter wants to eat fresh coconuts on the beach while building sandcastles. Not only will Hatcher have a wonderful time on Maui, but also everyone on Maui will have a wonderful time watching this vibrant, warm, caring, and amazing woman in “The Vagina Monologues”. Spread the Word.

Go experience the phenomenon that is “The Vagina Monologues” at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center, from May 27 through June 1.

Tickets range from $11 to $36. Proceeds will raise awareness and funding to stop violence against women and girls. Call 242-SHOW. You can also visit “The Vagina Monologues” website at www.vaginamonologues.com

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So I had the night off. I wanted to do something out of the ordinary; try something new. The West-side was out, upcountry a little too far away, but Kihei being relatively close to all sides of the island, seemed like a good meeting place. New on the bar and restaurant scene, LuLu’s was the chosen destination for me to rendezvous with my friends.

Greeted by a rockstar parking spot upon arrival was only the beginning of our adventure...

The twenty or so stairs leading up to the restaurant are perfect for working up an appetite. If you happen to be starving already, not to worry - there is an elevator. If you are only there for the drinking, then I would definitely recommend the elevator on the way down! We were greeted by the host, who was both prompt and courteous. He was all smiles as he showed us to a table on the rail that would accommodate the five of us. There was a bit of a breeze, so if your girlfriend is the type to get chilly in Arizona in the summer, score some points by grabbing her sweater out of the car before you go up.

Happily seated, the first major decision to make was what to drink. The list of beers is impressive. All the staples are available and if you are into draft beer, LuLu’s offers twelve to choose from. They also boast that their beer is the coldest beer in 2500 miles. Is the LuLu’s on the Big Island

really that far away? If you are a Jägermeister lover, you will be happy to know that it too is offered - on tap, even. Jä! Tropical drinks are in abundance, and you can supersize the one of your choice in the souvenir "Big Lush" cup. Try the Guava Jelly.

Drinks on the way, it was time to tackle the menu. Typical bar fare, LuLu’s has ribs, burgers, fish tacos (in actuality, a fish burrito), salads, sandwiches and a variety of appetizers to chose from. You can even substitute your French fries for Spaghettios if you so desire. Yes, comfort food at its finest! The chicken wings are available in mild, hot or “ass in the tub” hot, so at least you get plenty of spice variety ... But the dish to try is the Blackn-Blue Ahi. It was definitely the highlight in my opinion.

LuLu’s is located at 1945-H South Kihei Road, behind Kalama Village. They are open from 11am-2am daily and have happy hour Thursday through Sunday from 4-7pm, offering music and drink specials. Live music featuring Bobby Ingram, The Crunch Pups and others, starts around 4:30pm and goes until around 8:30pm. The bar circles 12 television sets and allows smoking (that can be a good or a bad thing depending on your stand on smoking in restaurants). A pool table and 2002 Golden Tee video golf is available for your gaming pleasures. Overall, LuLu’s provides a fun atmosphere. Go for happy hour, enjoy the music, have a few drinks, order the B&B Ahi, and take the elevator back down if you must! MTW

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DININGLISTINGS Ramon’s - Contemporary Mexican, full sushi bar, awesome desserts. Banquet area available. 2102 Vineyard St. 244–7243 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat, & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahimahi, Ono, Shrimp & Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tartar sauces. Yum! 2010 Main St. 986-0855 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am-4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for Breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. kids meals.

Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10am to 10pm, lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 244-7788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday thru Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch, and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course.

877–7461 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine.

Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707

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2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI

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Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere.

Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere.

Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff.

Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 874-8000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

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Cafe Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia.

579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

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Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile.

572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661

DININGLISTINGS Hokus Pokus - Vegetarian and Vegan cuisine.

Open 3-9pm. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 5755228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard.

Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao.

572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 5728711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71

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Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia. 579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

579–8030 Picnics Restaurant - Home of the famous Spinach Nut Burger. Breakfast & Lunch. 30 Baldwin Ave. 5798021 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808

WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center.

667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear.

889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner.

Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a

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combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood Grotto - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. BYOB. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 669-4806 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily.

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Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, latenight menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love AllServe All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you

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order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Johnny’s Burger Joint - The greatest burgers on the west side, served late, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:30-11:30pm.

136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St. 667–2288

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DININGLISTINGS in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza.

665–6262 Maui Brews - Daily specials, great appetizers salads and entrees in large portions. Lahaina Center. 667–7794 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast.

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662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion

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Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet coffee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui.

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Allegrini 2001 Valpolicella Classico $13.99 From inside the region of Veneto, Italy, comes the Allegrini family winery. Makers of great wines for many years, they produce special wines that will suit any occasion and pocketbook. Veneto is home to many different varietals and is the top producing area of wine out of northern Italy. The Soave is one of the more popular white wines made in Veneto. Although it sometimes does not have much more flavor than water, it can be found as a very suitable taste for many Italian lunch boxes.

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Two Rooms, Many Views Inspiring both controversy and conversation, Lee Blessing’s play “Two Rooms” examines our perceptions of politics, terrorism, the media, war and peace. It exposes the connection of two people in love, separated by time and continents, hanging on to memories and plans for the future.

In a bold move for a local theater company, Maui OnStage changed its line-up of locally produced plays mid-season to present “Two Rooms”, opening at the Iao Theater on Friday, May 23rd. “We see the world in a growing state of discord with a highly personal price tag,” states MOS Artistic Director John Langs. “Journalist Michael Pearl, hostages taken in Columbia, 9-11, Operation Iraqi Freedom.

The theater can play a powerful role in our community by holding a mirror to a global events, examining the emotional impact of a world in conflict and bring us closer to a better understanding of ourselves.”

Powerful when it was written after the Lebanese hostage crisis of the 1980’s, “Two Rooms” remains a startlingly relevant drama filled with insight and emotion. An American teaching in Beirut, Michael, is taken hostage

by Arab terrorists (but it could be any group). His wife back home, Lanie, waits in agony while a State Department worker tries to keep her quiet and a reporter pushes her to talk. As political turmoil and media frenzy surround Michael and Lanie’s personal trauma, distinct conflicts arise. Is the government trying to keep Lanie quiet for Michael’s safety or to avoid embarrassment over their inability or unwillingness to take action?

Does the reporter really care about the plight of Lanie and Michael or does he want to embarrass the government and create fame for himself along the way?

The two rooms in the title refers to the cell where Michael is held hostage, and his study at home which Lanie has stripped of furniture to emulate cell-like conditions in an effort to stay emotionally connected to Michael. On stage, one austere room

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serves as both. Maui OnStage has chosen to place the audience on stage with the actors, providing an intimate arena for the imagined conversations between Michael, played by Todd VanAmburgh, and Lanie, played by Noel Overbay and the all-too-real discussions between Lanie and the ambitious journalist, played by Doug Self and the State Department worker played by Lina Krueger-Miller.

Moderated discussion sessions will be held after the Friday and Saturday evening performances of “Two Rooms”. Dick Mayer and David Sullivan, both college professors with extensive knowledge of Mid East policy, will invite the audience to share their impressions after the performance.

“Two Rooms” reunites veteran director Sally Sefton with Maui OnStage at the Iao Theater.

Ms. Sefton was the original Artistic/Managing Director of Maui OnStage 20 years ago when the company was first incorporated (as Maui Community Theater). Sally has since directed over 40 island productions for various theater companies. She is currently a drama instructor at Seabury Hall in Makawao.

This well-cast play features some of the finest talent Maui has to offer. Todd Van Amburgh, as Michael Wells, not only recently wrote and directed “King of Pain”, he is referred to in local circles as the King of Theater. He currently chairs the Arts Department at Seabury Hall where he directs, teaches English and is the resident Set and Light Designer. Roles have included Sir Toby Belch in “Twelfth Night”, Hendrick in “Love’s Fire”, Caliban in “The Tempest” and Benedick in “Much Ado About Nothing”.

Another veteran of the Stage, Noël Overbay, has been cast as Lainie Wells, and wife of Michael. Noël has appeared as Henriette in “Learned Ladies”, Iris in “The Tempest”, Carol in “Oleanna” and Jill in “Equus”.

Doug Self recently returned to Maui and will take on the role of Walker Harris, an ambitious newspaper reporter. After a hiatus of 11 years, Doug is excited to return to the Iao Theater. Curiously, Doug played the role of Walker in “Two Rooms” several years ago, and

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Rounding out the seasoned cast is Lina Krueger-Miller as Ellen Van Oss, State Department bureaucrat. Lina last appeared at the Iao Theater as Gwen in “Fifth of July”. She has also played the roles of Sally Bowles in “Cabaret”, Mary Magdalene in “Jesus Christ Superstar”, May in “Fool for Love” and Timoune in “Once on this Island”.

“Two Rooms” runs two weekends only, May 23 through June 1st at the Iao Theater in Wailuku. Friday and Saturday evening performances are at 7:30pm, and Sundays at 6pm.

Tickets are $18 adults, $16 for students and seniors. To encourage participation from a wider audience for this important event, Maui OnStage has scheduled Saturday matinees on May 24 and 31st at 4pm with special $12 pricing for students and groups of ten or more.

Tickets can be purchased on-line at mauionstage.com, or at the MOS ticket outlet “If the Shoe Fits” store at 14 N. Market St., Wailuku.

Patrons may also make reservations by calling 242-6969 for tickets to be held at the box office.

Seating is limited for all performances, and advance reservations are recommended. MTW

The cast of “Two Rooms”

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BY CHRISTY MILES

FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY

If your vagina could talk, what would it say?

Phil and Charlie dress up as vegetables to amuse their child-care charges

Christine F., 34, Paia Cashier at Home Depot I like it nice and slow.

Anna Mataafa, 21, Lahaina Sales No trespassing, authorized personnel only.

Barbara Chapman, 43, Pukalani Jewelry Sales

Terri Zarling, 41, Wailuku Jewelry Sales

Three kids are enough, so lay off.

The only time I say no is when you ask me if I've had enough.

Dolores Burke, 40, Lahaina Sales

Megan Gibson, 24, Wahikuli Sales

The government can't legislate me.

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I'm cute and innocent.

Fluff Daddy Eddie Murphy Goes Down Again Daddy Day Care (No Stars) The offhand potty humor that splatters "Daddy Day Care" is sadly the only substance remotely resembling anything funny in this fluff of a cotton candy movie.

Eddie Murphy tosses his career out the window like a poorly folded paper airplane, with director Steve Carr ("Dr. Dolittle 2") going to great pains to keep things aimed at five-year-olds who will presumably thrill at seeing other kiddies their own age on the big screen. Charlie Hinton (Eddie Murphy - "Bowfinger") is an advertising executive who gets laid off along with 300 other employees, and has to eke out a living by turning his upper class residence into a daycare center for children at varied levels of being potty trained. Faithful performances by Angelica Houston, as the cruel headmistress of a prep school for preschoolers, and Steve Zahn, as a kid-friendly geek, do little for a movie lacking in inspiration and form. You'll be hard-pressed to remember that you've even seen a movie the next day if you choose to indulge in the lackadaisical tedium of "Daddy Day Care."

Charlie joins up with fellow out-of-work advertising cohort Phil (Jeff Garlin - television's "Curb Your Enthusiasm") in setting up shop as glorified babysitters, while Charlie's milquetoast wife Kim (Regina King - "How Stella Got Her Groove Back") goes off to do something attorney related. It's never certain that Kim is in fact following up on her license to practice law because we never see her at work. What we do see is Kim coming home to a trashed house every night where her four-year-old son Ben (Khamani Griffin) seems shell-shocked by having to share his house and father with a bunch of unruly attention grabbing trespassers day after day.

Charlie and Phil's daycare becomes such a

hit with local area moms that parents begin pulling their kids out of the expensive nearby Chapman school, where headmistress Miss Gwyneth (Anjelica Huston - "Prizzi's Honor") oversees the children's strict learning conditions.

Miss Gwyneth immediately files complaints with the city against Daddy Day Care that merely serves to shape up the unlawful conditions around Charlie's marginal home facility. The Chapman school soon becomes an obsolete establishment where Miss Gwyneth stews in her own juice. It seems more probable that the local kids have discovered that Charlie's house is more fun than Miss Gwyneth's stinky old foreign language classes and school uniforms. But the underlying issue here seems to have more to do with a floundering economy in which parents can't afford anything better than the homespun child supervision that Charlie, Phil, and their added employee Marvin (Steve Zahn - "Out of Sight") provide.

The barely distinguishable premise for "Daddy Day Care" is that parents should not dictate to their children, but rather treat them as fully-formed little human beings to be petitioned for ideas about their needs and desires.

While that kind of indolent logic might play to suburban America, it's a philosophy that dies a dog's death upon hitting urban air. Discipline of children is mocked and ridiculed in "Daddy Day Care" as a Germanic ethic that robs children of their chance to be free-spirited individuals who will naturally gravitate to being virtuous individuals. "Baloney" is a word I might have used to describe such flawed reasoning when I was five or six-years-old. Now that I'm older, I might choose a more crafty term for such a counter-productive way of failing to raise children. But then I've had a lot more time to do what everyone involved with producing "Daddy Day Care" could have done before making this boring and ultimately meaningless movie; think. Rated PG for language. RT - 92 minutes. MTW

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CAFÉ & CINEMA Friday, May 23 Talk To Her 5:00 & 7:30pm, Castle Theater Academy Award-winning director Pedro Almodovar recently won this year's Golden Globe for Best Foreign Language Film for this quiet yet jolting meditation on love, obsession, loneliness, friendship and fate reflected in a story about the friendship of two men and the women that they love. It has the quality to entrance you through a first viewing and compel you to take its themes and characters home with you. "Beautiful (sometimes sublimely so), daring (sometimes outrageously so), seriously crazed and terrifically funny" (Wall Street Journal). "You can't get it out of your heart" (Elvis Mitchell, New York Times). Starring Javier Cámara, Darío Grandinetti, Leonor Watling, Rosario Flores, Mariola Fuentes, Geraldine Chaplin, Pina Bausch, and Malou Airaudo. In Spanish with English subtitles. Rated R. 116 min.

Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

New This Week BRUCE ALMIGHTY - (PG13) - Comedy - Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), a human interest television reporter who is dissatisfied with his own life, rages his complaints at God - who responds by appearing and granting him his powers to see if he can do any better. Also stars Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman.

THE IN-LAWS - (PG13) - Comedy - Two men (Michael Douglas, Albert Brooks) who are soon going to be matched as opposite fathers-in-law become entangled in an adventure which takes them to South America just before the big wedding.

A MAN APART - (R) - Action/Adventure - When a drug cartel is taken over by a new leader, a DEA agent (Vin Diesel), whose wife was recently killed, teams up with the former leader to take the new kingpin down.

A MIGHTY WIND - (PG13) - Comedy - Christopher Guest (Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, This is Spinal Tap) directs and stars in this comedy about the 'great folk music scare' of the 60's, where we find several moderately successful folk groups gathering for a reunion concert at Carnegie Hall 30 years later.

ANGER MANAGEMENT - (R) - Comedy - A businessman (Adam Sandler) is forced to take an intensive anger management course with an intense instructor (Jack Nicholson).

BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM - (PG13) - Comedy - The story of an Anglo-Indian girl, Jess, who wants to play soccer, inspired by her idol, David Beckham (who's a real-life soccer star), against the wishes of her orthodox Sikh parents, who would prefer she just found a boyfriend and perfected her cooking.

BETTER LUCK TOMORROW - (R) - Drama - A group of overachieving Asian-American high school honor students in Orange County who decide to live second lives at night as a gang responsible for criminal acts of mischief (like selling exam cheat sheets), theft and drug dealing.

BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE - (PG13) - Comedy A divorced man (Steve Martin) finds love on the internet, but she (Queen Latifah) arrives it's evident she's not the woman he thought she was.

CONFIDENCE - (R) - Drama - A con man sets up a scheme to avenge a friend's murder, but finds himself indebted to a mob boss and his hired muscle when his last job backfires. Stars Edward Burns, Rachel Weisz, Andy Garcia, and Dustin Hoffman.

DADDY DAY CARE - (PG) - Comedy - A father (Eddie Murphy) loses his lucrative computer job and decides to open up a day care center with the help of two of his best friends, much to the chagrin of a rival, more proper, day care owner. See Film Critique.

DOWN WITH LOVE - (PG13) - Romance - Set in the early 1960's, this romantic comedy tells of the coming

A trapped and tormented housewife

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together of a flamboyant, womanizing journalist (Ewan McGregor) and a strident feminist advice columnist (Renee Zellweger).

HOLES - (PG) - Drama - A warden (Sigourney Weaver) at a juvenile detention facility has the children there dig great holes in the ground claiming that it builds character - when she's secretly using the tasks as a means to hunt for a buried treasure.

HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES - (R) - Horror - After their car breaks down one night, a group of people take refuge in an abandoned house - with the expected, horrific consequences. Written and directed by Rob Zombie.

IDENTITY - (R) - Suspense/Thriller - Ten strangers are stranded in a hotel and soon discover that one of them is a killer who is slowly killing each of them off one by one.

Stars John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Rebecca DeMornay and Ray Liotta.

THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE - (PG) - Comedy - Lizzie (Duff) goes to Italy for her summer vacation, where she meets a handsome Italian pop star who transforms Lizzie into a glitzy European pop sensation.

MALIBU’S MOST WANTED - (PG13) - Comedy - A wannabe rap star is sent into the real 'hood' by his politician father with the help of two actors disguised as real rap stars, in order to teach the kid lessons about real life on the streets.

THE MATRIX RELOADED - (R) - Action/Adventure - In this sequel to The Matrix (1999), Neo (Keanu Reeves), Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), Trinity (Carrie AnneMoss) and the rest of the newly awakened humans continue to battle against the machines that have enslaved the human race - as the battle moves towards the city of Zion, the last human refuge.

THE PIANIST - (R) - Drama - Based on the autobiography of Wladyslaw Szpilman, a man who survived the Nazi occupation of Poland in a desperate Warsaw ghetto. He struggled to stay alive and would eventually succeed in finding his artistic gifts once again.

X2: X-MEN UNITED - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The X-Men are back in this sequel to X-Men (2000), where they face new challenges and must come together against a common foe - a anti-mutant human named Stryker, who threatens Professor Xavier's school.

A delinquent husband lost in a fantasy,

A paperboy caught in between, until the police step in…

“The Wrong Guy”

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theatre, 572-3456 Talk To Her - R - Friday 5, 7:30pm

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX

Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ A Man Apart - R - Th only (4:10), 9:50 A Mighty Wind - PG13 - Th (1, 3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 9:55, Fr, Tu-W (2:20, 4:50), 7:45, 10, Sa-M (11:50, 2:20), 4:50, 7:45, 10 Anger Management - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4), 7, 9:30, Fr, Tu-W (2:35, 5:10), 7:35, 10, Sa-M (12:10, 2:35), 5:10, 7:35, 10 Bend It Like Beckham - PG13 - Th (1:20, 4), 6:45, 9:15, Fr, Tu-W (2:05, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40, Sa-M (11:35, 2:05), 4:35, 7:10, 9:40 Better Luck Tomorrow - R - Th only (1:40, 4:15), 7:10, 9:30 Bringing Down The House - PG13 - Th only 7:05, 9:45 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Fr, Tu-W (2, 2:15, 2:30, 4:30, 4:45, 5), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:20, 9:35, 9:50, Sa-M (11:30, 11:45, 12, 2, 2:15, 2:30), 4:30, 4:45, 5, 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:20, 9:35, 9:50 Confidence - R - Th only (1:30, 4:20), 7:20, 10 Down With Love - PG13 - Th (1:15, 1:45, 4:15, 4:45), 7, 7:15, 9:20, 9:45, Fr, Tu-W (2:10, 2:30, 4:40, 5), 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-M (11:40, 12, 2:10, 2:30), 4:40, 5, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45 Holes - PG - Th (1:30, 4:05), Fr, Tu-W (4:20), 9:10, SaM (11:30), 4:20, 9:10 House Of A 1000 Corpses - R - Th only (1:10, 3:20, 5:25), 7:30, 9:40 Identity - R - Th (1, 3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Fr, Tu-W (2:25, 4:55), 7:45, 10, Sa-M (11:55, 2:25), 4:55, 7:45, 10 The In-Laws - PG13 - Fr, Tu-W (2, 2:15, 4:30, 4:45), 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45, Sa-M (11:30, 11:45, 2, 2:15), 4:30, 4:45, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45 Malibu’s Most Wanted - PG13 - Th (1:15, 3:20, 5:25), 7:30, 9:35, Fr-W (2:15), 7:05 The Pianist - R - Th only (1:05), 6:40

KA`AHUMANU 6

Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Daddy Day Care - PG - Daily (12:30, 1:10, 2:45, 3:25), 5, 7:20, 9:35 The Lizzie McGuire Movie - PG - Daily (1, 3:10), 5:15, 7:25 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Daily (12:45, 1:25, 3:45), 4:25, 6:45, 7:25, 9:45, 10:25 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Daily (1:15), 4:15, 6:40, 7:15, 9:30, 10:05

KUKUI MALL

1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Anger Management - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:05, 7 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Fr-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:45, 10:45, M-W (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:45 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, Fr-Su (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:25, 10:15, M-W (12:05, 3), 5:15, 7:25 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th, M-W (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, Fr-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, FrSu (1), 4:15, 7, 10, M-W (1), 4:15, 7

FRONT STREET THEATERS

900 Front Street, 249–2222 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th (3:45), 7, 9:15, Fr, M-W (4:50), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (2:45), 4:50, 7, 9:15 Down With Love - PG13 - Th (4:15), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4:30), 6:45, 9, Sa-Su (2:15), 4:30, 6:45, 9 Identity - R - Th only (4:30), 6:45, 9 The In-Laws - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:45), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (2:30), 4:45, 7, 9:30 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th (4), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, MW (4:45), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (2), 4:45, 7:15, 9:50

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

658 Front Street, 249–2222 Anger Management - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:45), 4:15, 7:30, 9:55 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Fr, M-W (2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:45, 2), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 The Lizzie McGuire Movie - PG - Th only (2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10

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No Exit 6:30pm Sunday; 10:30am & 4:30pm Monday, at Salon des arts in Makawao Yeah! I’ve been waiting for existentialism to be back in! Now I can whip out all my practical knowledge of Camus and Kafka as I poutingly ponder the ramifications of cream in my coffee. This play written by Jean Paul Sartre, “No Exit”, revolves around three strangers locked in a room together, as they come to an understanding that they have arrived in hell (doesn’t that understanding usually come from a party of two?!). Anyway, the experimental existential adaptation here is being performed with original music and dance, and does precede a discussion & cocktails gathering (thank goodness!).

Almighty Almodovar

Wrong Guy 7:30pm Friday & Saturday, at MAPA in Wailuku

“Talk To Her” 5 & 7:30pm Friday

An original play by Brian Peoples, with an erotic poetry reading and solo gallery exhibit by local photographer Rick Allred, music and snacks. The play’s premise is of a woman encumbered by her hopeless husband, who attempts to litigate him anonymously with a pedophilia case in order to rid herself of her marital and moral obligations to him, whilst involving a paperboy in the malicious wrong-doing.

...at the Castle Theater, MACC - Directed by Pedro Almodovar Mainly a story revolving around two men and their tragic relationships with two remarkable women, this foreign flick removes itself from the tedium of subtitles and replaces it with a smooth layer of irony. It then becomes a film about the joy of narration and about words as a weapon against solitude, disease, death and madness. It is also a film about madness, about a type of madness so close to tenderness and common sense that it does not diverge from normality. Gorgeous!

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DJ What?

10pm next Thursday, at Hapa’s in Kihei Yes, kids – it’s another Beat Junkies deal – aren’t we lucky? Eat it up, who knows when we’ll see the likes of such certifiable mixing genius. Rarely do I get excited about another damn DJ spinning, but these guys I can certainly vouch for. DJ What? has performed with funk bands, Jamaican artists (Junior P, Half Pint), hip-hop greats (Visionaries, Solar Panel), as well as with Tippa Irie, and the Long Beach Dub All Stars, and is currently the resident and partner of three clubs, carrying on the ever-versatile, always Beat Junkies Sound legacy.

Vagina Party 9pm Thursday, at Hapa’s in Kihei We at MTW believe there’s nothing like a little vodka and a whole lot of Vagina (Monologues, that is) to get the party started! That’s why, along with Hapa’s, we’re trying to spread the vivacity of TVM by hosting a sexy shindig featuring G-Spot Go Go Dancers, Give-Me-an-“Oh!” Giveaways, and naughty martini masterpieces, like the Twatini and Cuntini (I suppose Clitoris-de-Coco Cocktail, Fallopian Frappé, and Labia Lemonade just don’t have the same appeal, eh?!).

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS "Two Rooms" - Friday thru May 30. Presented by Maui OnStage. $18 adults; $16 students/seniors.

Special $12 student price for Saturday matinee performance (with I.D.). 7:30pm, Iao Theater, 242-6969.

“No Exit” - Sunday & Monday. A new adaptation of Jean Paul Satre’s seminal work of existential thought performed with original music and dance accompaniment. Salon des arts, Makawao, 572-6688.

50 Cent - Tuesday. Plus special guest Fabolous. All ages welcome. Tickets: $39.50 & $36.50. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, (877) 750-4400.

The Vagina Monologues - Tuesday thru June 1.

Three spirited women talk–story – about women, sexuality and relationships – in this award-winning play that has become a national phenomenon. 5:30pm (Pre-show), Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW (7469).

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29. Hawaiian Skack Key guiarists. Tickets: $20.

7:30pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Ataris - June 7. All ages welcome. Tickets: $17.50. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

Iona Contemporary Dance Theatre “Destiny” - June 7. A glorious production that blends butoh, modern dance, original costumes and more. Tickets: $40 $25. 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Lisa Loeb - June 8. An acoustic evening with special guest Gail Swanson. Tickets: $25. 7:30pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

12th Annual Ki Ho’alu Slack Key Guitar Festival - June 22. An all-day, all-star line-up of Hawaii’s finest slack key musicians, crafts and ono food. 2-7pm, A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Evanescence - July 11. All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

EVENTS

In Celebration of Canoes -- 9am-6pm thru May

24, Lahaina. Enjoy cultural arts demo's, lessons, and performances during the week in Banyan Tree Park.

On May 23, take part in the Festival of Canoes & Parade, including ancient warrior games and Polynesian crafts and food. Watch a ceremonial launching of the carved canoes at sunset on May 24, followed by Ho`olaule`a under the stars at Kamehameha Iki beach park. Free admission to most events. For more info, call 667-9194.

THURSDAY, MAY 22

Country Dance - 8-9:30pm, at the Mayor Tavares Community Center in Pukalani. Ballroom dancers and beginners always welcome. Call 661-8639 for info.

SATURDAY, MAY 24

Kilo Hoku Summer ‘03 Series - 7:30pm, at the Hosmer Grove shelter, Haleakala Nat’l Park.

Stargazing, star lore and Hawaiian stories. This week’s topic: Universal origins. For info, call 572-4400.

Classical North Indian Music and Kathak Dance Concert - 7:30pm, Art Center @ Haiku Cannery, corner of Kokomo Rd. & Haiku Rd. Call Megan Black at 5759899 for more information.

“Tiki Lounge” - 10pm, on Akaku TV, Channel 52.

Surf guitar legend Merrell Fankhauser and Asian hula girl Yoriko Hongo host a music show featuring music and interviews. For more info, call 871-5554.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed., Thurs. and Fri.; Harry Troupe, Sat.; Kaleo Phillips, Sun.; Benny Uyetake, Mon.; Maurice Bega, Tue.; All sets from 810:30pm. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his Band, Fri. and Sat.; Contemporary island duo, Tue. and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thurs., Sat., Sun. and Wed.; Harry Troupe, Fri.; Gail Swanson, Mon. and Tues. All sets from 4:30-7:30 and 8-11pm. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu. & Fri.; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat.; Ernest Pua’a, Sun.; Brian Haia, Mon.; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue.; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30pm. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thurs.; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho & Brian Haia, Fri.; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat.; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun.; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina & Brian Kaui Haia, Mon.; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia & Albert Kaina, Tues.; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia & Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 and 7-9:30pm. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey & Farzad 6:30-9pm Wed. & Fri. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue., Thu.; Randy Reno, Sat.; Sets from 6-9pm. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, 7-8:30pm Wed. thru Sun. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, 4-6pm Thu.; Classic rock with JD & Mario, 3-6pm Fri.; Anastasia Gilliam & friends, 3:30-6pm Sat.; Kilohana, 3:30-6pm Sun.; Jarret Roback, 4-6pm Wed. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Maui Brews - Jonah Livin Band, 6-10pm, Fri. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7794.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, 7pm Sat.; Jonah Livin, 7pm Sun. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country, and blues, during happy hour on Thursdays from 36pm, and Saturdays from 6-9pm. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian Style), Thurs.; Greg DiPiazza (Classic Rock N Roll), Fri.; Ed Truthan (Versatile Contemporary Rock N Roll), Sat.; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon.; Ricardo Dioso (Flamenco Guitar), Tues.; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans Style Piano), Wed.; All 69pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9pm. Gene Argelle, Mon. & Tue.; Cody Gillette, Wed.; Joel Gold, Thu.; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, 7:30-9:30pm Wed. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thurs.; Patrick Major, Fri. & Tue.; Greg diPiazza, Sat.; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun.; Eric Pietsch, Mon.; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69pm. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

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Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, 6:309pm Thu., Fri. and Sat. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed. & Thu.; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano), & Ed

Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, 7-10pm Fri. & Sat. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu. thru Sat.; Kawika, Sun.; Howard Ahia, Mon.; Kenny Roberts, Wed.; all sets 6-9pm. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, 4-7pm Thu. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, 6:30-9pm, Thurs., Fri. & Sun.; Miguel Maldonado Quartet, Sat. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston solo piano, Wed. thru Sun.; Brian Cuomo solo piano Mon. & Tues. Sets from 7-10pm. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, 5-7pm Friday. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm Thu. & Sun. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, 6-9pm Fri.; Guitarist Luis Diaz, 6-9pm Sat. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu., Fri. & Wed.; Guitar & vocals w/ Brado, Sat.; Patrick Major, Sun.; Steel drums & sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon. & Tue. All from 6-10pm. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

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Manana Garage – Neto & Friends, 6:30pm Thu. & Fri.; Fortunato’s Magic, 7pm Fri.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat.; Neto Peraza, Tue.; Bobby & Tula, 6:30pm Wed. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, 7-10:30pm Mon. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Live music 7-10pm Thu. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, 6:30-9:30pm Fri.; Gypsy guitar w/Bo Shores, 6-9pm Sun.; Vintage Hawaiian music, 6-9pm Wed. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thurs.; Patrick Major, Fri.; Wayne & Friends, Sat.; Ed & Ron, Sun.; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon.; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tues.; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed.; all 5:30-9:30pm. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” 6:30pm Mon., Wed., Fri., & Sun. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam

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The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sun., Wed. & Sat.; JD Band, Tue.; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon., all 7-9pm; Fortunato’s magic 6:30-8:30pm Tue., Thu. & Sat.

Fukuhara, Thurs., Sun.-Mon.; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tues. 5:30-9:30pm; Larry Gollis, Fri-Sat.; Stephanie Anderson, Wed. "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show at 5:30pm Sun., Tue. & Thu. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, 6-9:30pm Sat.; Free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, 8:15am Mon.Fri.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music & dancing, 6pm Mon.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music

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Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio 6-9pm Fri. & Sat.; Solo pianist from 6-9pm Sun.-Thu.; Gardenia Court: Contemporary Hawaiian music, 11am-1:30pm Sun.; Lehua Lounge: Hula performances 5:30-7pm & Contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30pm nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun.Tue.; Albert Kaina, Wed.; Kincaid & Albert, Thu.; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, 6pm Fri.; Kincaid Basques, Sat.; All shows from 7-9pm unless otherwise noted.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitarist & vocalist beginning at 5:30pm nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae 6:15-9:45pm Fri.-Tue. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi & Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian & Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu., Mon. & Tue.; Ralph &

5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian &contemporary guitar & vocals, 6-10:30pm Sun., 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Mele ‘Ohana duo, 6 -8pm Mon., Wed. and Fri., 8:30-10:30pm Mon.-Sat. and 9am-1pm Mon., Wed. and Fri.

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by Hawaii Air National Guard F-15 jets at 9:55 a.m. and end at approx 11:15 a.m. For more info, call Sidney Piosalan at 573-0689.

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, 6:309:30pm Thu.-Sun.; Hula show, 7:30-8:15pm every Thu. and Sun. in the Main Dining Room.

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo & Alan Villeran, 5:30-7:30pm, jazz with Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Thu.; Contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:3011:30pm Fri.; Island Style Trio, 5:30-7:30pm w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30pm Sat. & Mon.; Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm Sun.; Tiffany Lee & Josh 8:3011:30pm Mon. & Sat. Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm Wed. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu.; Brian Mansano, Fri.; Ricardo, Sat.; Luis Diaz, Sun.-Tue.; Mitch Kepa, Wed.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon. & Sat., Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon., Tue., Thu., Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue.-Sat.; solo guitarist Sun. & Mon., 6-9pm Wailea Sunset Luau, 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Maui Prince Hotel

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"Truth from the Source - Awakening from Life's Illusions & Limitations" - 7-9pm Friday, at Unity Church in Wailuku; 12pm Saturday, at Borders in Maui. Dr. Ann West, Kauai radio talk show host and author of the new book will discuss "remembering the voice within" and explore how to connect with your

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Maui Peace Action Video - 6-8pm Friday, MCC Ka Lama Bldg. room 103. Examining the implications of the U.S. going to war to accomplish regime change in Iraq without proof that an imminent threat to our country did, in fact, exist. The event is free and open to the public. For more info, call 878-8015.

Ku I Ka Mana Health `Aha 2003 - 8:15am-2pm Saturday, at Maui Community College. A free health conference with various workshops & keynote speaker: Dr. Terry Shintani, creator of the Hawaiian diet. For more info, call 244-3810.

Video Life History - 1-4pm Monday, at Maui Community College, Science Lecture Hall, 10A, Kahului. Free, but space is limited. Call 946-5417.

Sexual Harassment - 9-11am Wednesday, in the Dunes at Maui Lani meeting room. A lecture designed to help your company in handling discrimination complaints and beyond. For info, call 871-7711.

ART "Inspired Hands 2003" Woodwork & Quilt

Exhibit - 11am-9pm thru May 26, at Diamond Resort Maui, Wailea. For info, call Lisa at 893-0104.

Gauguin's Zombie - Thru June 15, in the Schaefer Gallery of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. This work explores such issues as colonialism, cultural identity, and western and non-western worlds through a fictionalized journey of Paul Gauguin's Zombie. For info, call 242-2787.

Juried Members’ Exhibit 2003 - 10am-4pm thru June 22, Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center in Makawao.

For more info, call 572-6560.

“Art in the Village” - 6-10pm Thursday, Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries, and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists 8:30am Thursday, on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church, in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10pm.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free & open to the public! Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30pm, The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events, and more. This Sunday features Kristine Snyder performing Harp, and Wednesday Keoni & Company performing Hawaiian Melodies, both 7-9pm in the Lower Courtyard. For more info, call Michele Parker at 891-6770.

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Wailea Open Tennis Championships - Friday thru Monday, at the Wailea Tennis Club. For info, call 879-1958.

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Waikamoi Hike - 9am, at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 3hour, 3-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

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Sliding Sands Hike - 9am, Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 2hour, 2-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

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Ben Aberia Memorial Races - 8:30am, Kihei. OC6 Relay races hosted by Kihei Canoe Club. For info, call Maile Atay at 879-5505.

SunDAY, MAY 25

Maui Polo's Manduke Baldwin Memorial Polo Challenge - 1:30pm, at Manduke Baldwin Polo Arena (1 mile above King Kekaulike High School on Haleakala Highway). Kids free. Adults $5. For info, call 877-7744.

Lahainaluna HS Athletic Dept's Annual Banquet - 6pm, at the Kaanapali Beach Hotel. Tickets are $16 and are available at the school office or by calling Joe Balangitao at 662-3979 ext. 311.

MonDAY, MAY 26

Maui Tour Tournament - at Wailea Emerald Course. An 18-Hole stroke play competition and 2Man Team Best Ball. For info, call 875-4653.

Waikamoi Hike - 9am, at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 3hour, 3-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

West Maui Table Tennis Club - 6:30-10:30pm, Lahaina Civic Center. Call Craig at 280-5056 for info.

Maui Inline Hockey Association Women’s Games - 8-10pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.

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Sliding Sands Hike - 9am, Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 2hour, 2-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

Co-Ed Volleyball League - Teams and individuals should call 661-4685 to sign up.

Maui Inline Hockey Association Men’s A Games - 7:30-9:30pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.

Senior Softball Games - at Keopuolani Park. For players 50 years old and above. For info, call 877-5103.

MONDAY’S Uncle Willie K in Concert Show starts at 10pm FRIDAY’S Local Hawaiian Bands Shows start at 9:30pm

WednesDAY, MAY 28

Maui Inline Hockey Association Men’s B Games - 8-10pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.

Keiki Song & Storytime - 10:30am Wednesday, Borders in Kahului. With Uncle Wayne. For more info, call 877-6160.

SPORTS Maui Raceway Park - 5-11pm Fridays & Saturdays, Central Maui. For more info, call Aimee at 281-1273.

Sakamoto Invitational Swimming Meet - Friday through Sunday, at the Sakamoto Swimming Pool.

Swimmers from around the state to compete in this multi-day championship event. For info, call Stan

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‘80s Night w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

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Neto Peraza, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

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1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Chilltown DJ, Funkimovements, $5, 9:30pm

Steve-O, Daniel J & Justin, House Beats, $10, 9:45pm

Gomega, Island sound Island Beat, $7, 10pm

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Salsa Night $5, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

“The Vagina Monologues” Party, w/Go-Go Dancers, 9pm

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

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Kanekoa, $3, 10pm

Swami Bebops, No cover, 9pm

Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-7pm T-Ray Band, N/C, 9p-12am

Ah Tim & Jus ‘Us, No cover, 9pm-12am

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

Open Mic Acoustic Jam, w/Vaughn, No cover, 9:30pm

Lonely Fisherman, DJ review, No cover, 9:30pm

DJ Cyber, No cover, 9:30pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 10pm-midnight

Crazy Fingers, No cover, 10pm-midnight

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

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355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Mon-Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm

Tue - The Roadhouse Wrecking Crew, Recording Live, 9:30pm; Wed - Middle Finger, 9:30pm

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661-7082 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-0822

Mon - Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm; Tue - Brew & View, No cover, 7pm; Wed - Karaoke, No cover, 9:30pm

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

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Mon - Uncle Willie K, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/DJ Blast; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast, 9pm-1:30am

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Bellydance Show, “Dances of Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm the Gipsy Trail”, $10, 9:30pm

Kelly Covington, $5, 9:15pm

Pat Watson, $3, 9:15pm

Bobby Ingram, $5, 9:30pm

DJ Forrest Mask Party, $2, 9pm Mon - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm; Tue - Opera Night, 7pm/ DJ Rich, $3, 10pm; Wed - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

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Roots Foundation w/Boomshot Mon - Lake Hosts Open Mic, No cover; Tue - Planet Seed, Unplugged; Wed - Crunch International, Reggae, 9pm Pups, No cover Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm

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DJ JJ Style, Top 40, 9:30pm

Playaz, 9:30pm

Big Band Sound, 6-9pm; DJ Boomshot, 9:30pm

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DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm-close

Damien Awai & Friends, No cover, 7:30pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 9:30pm-close

Jonah Livin, No cover, 7:30pm

Mon - DJ Tark, No cover, 9pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; Wed - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

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Boogie Nights, $5, 9pm

Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm

Neto Peraza & Hot Salsa, $5, 9pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm

Mon - Mark Burnett, 6pm, No cover; Tue - Open Mic Night w/Whiteboy Johnnie, No cover, 9pm; Wed - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm

1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

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AUTOMOTIVE CARS - MORE THAN $5000

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP COMPANY

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is accepting applications for the following positions:

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Qualified applicants will have the following: An outgoing, fun personality, good references, a desire to work hard and have fun.

RENTALS AVAILABLE All Kine car rentals in Wailuku Starting @ 119/wk. & 440/mo.

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HOUSES FOR RENT A Rare Find Panoramic Kipahulu Hideaway 1 BR Furnished Huge Covered Deck Avail. July & August Special Circumstances 1200 mo. 281-5171

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BY KOZMIC KEV

A MAN OF THE SLOTH

ARIES: Things are lightening up for you.

I've been living with this guy for three years, and it clearly isn't working anymore. Neither is he - working, that is. He isn't a complete loafer, but he brings in the mail, not an income.

He does some stuff around the house, but both money and sex are nonexistent, and he's never gotten serious about looking for a job. I'm ready to say "Adios, amigo." Problem is, he's a decent guy: emotionally present, genuinely kind. How can I push Mr. Nice Guy out when he has no job, no money, and nowhere to go?

-Vexed and Vacillating

Bloom where you are planted. Spend time writing poetry or journaling. Communication, transportation and basic information are among your primary concerns. Friends help you to keep a sense of balance.

TAURUS: Divine love, luxury and leisure continue to follow you around. This is a good time for economic planning. You need to plant seeds Thursday through Saturday. These days are also good for fishing, water sports and getting pregnant.

GEMINI: The breeze is blowing your name.

The birds are singing your song. Your season is one of lyrics, jokes and tall tales. Respect other people’s taboos. Spiritual motivations are still strong. You'll be having déjà vu's and making karmic connections.

CANCER: Find comfort in prayer and meditation. Wish good thoughts towards the people you don't like. Think of the worst tyrant as a baby in diapers that needs to be changed. It's easier to make psychic connections with animals.

LEO: Even Kings and Queens need friends.

Now is the time to hone in on your people pleasing skills. You're free to have good time buddies over to watch the playoffs. Applying creative resources at work will aid in keeping the peace.

VIRGO: Exotic exploration leads to exotic occupations. Go somewhere on a whim or suggestion. Some things are better left to surprise.

Romantic impulses are likely to be strongest over the weekend. Finish off courses and long distance correspondence.

LIBRA: It's like you're graduating at the top of your class. Not only do you learn things, you learn them well. You need a vacation like you need fresh air. You are anxious for some deep romance. Sunday and Monday has you sharing, harmonizing and making agreements.

SCORPIO: Being interested in sex shouldn’t carry a negative stigma any more than being interested in food. The subject is more on your mind than ever. The question is can you be honest enough with your fantasies to reveal them to someone that could turn them into realities?

SAGITTARIUS: Come into the light. The easy-going "live and let live" attitude that you exude will include peacemaking through humor and enjoying evil twins. You'll travel best with a partner. Work on improving your self-image.

CAPRICORN: Normally this is the "keep your nose to the grindstone" season for Capricorns. You're likely to be doing things with the family on the weekend. By Tuesday you'll be feeling the love. Express your gratitude through generosity and charitable acts.

AQUARIUS: Somehow you escape sticky family situations and are able to get away from boring adults. You are now in the playpen of life.

Even the most cerebral Aquarians need to feed at the trough of love. Go out and get your game on.

PISCES: Finding contradictions among family members will be easy. Your memory and intuition have never been sharper. Thursday through Saturday features a Pisces moon. Get in the water or walk in the rain. Surprises keep on happening.

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"Parasite seeks new hostess"? He'll get right on it. Well, sometime. If only he weren't so busy bonding with the upholstery on your couch, he might find time to pore over the classifieds for a position that suits him: one in which the job description matches that of a throw pillow. To you, of course, he's more than some couch accessory. In fact, with those long, perilous treks to the mailbox and those work-like motions he occasionally makes with a feather duster, he's practically CEO of your couch.

You can't complain that the guy's ambitionless. He's actively seeking to remain as inactive as possible. That's where the "decent guy" show comes in handy. Then again, maybe he really is "emotionally present" – except when the subject of his departure comes up, and he takes an emotional sick day. Regarding his being "genuinely kind," if only he'd be genuinely kind enough to blend into his native couch environment, much like those insects that look just like twigs, so you could start taking applications from potential new boyfriends. All he'd have to do is get a fullbody tattoo in bold florals or subtly-striped velour, whichever matches the pattern on your couch. If you date men with bad eyesight and keep the lights low, who's to say whether that's a should-be ex-boyfriend or a should-be exboyfriend-shaped throw pillow on your couch?

Finally, in cataloging his many good qualities, you forgot to mention how practical he is. Why, indeed, would he go looking for a job, money, or an apartment? You already have all those things.

Give the guy a two-week deadline to find another woman to sponge off - uh, get his life in order and get it out of your house. Whether his life is actually in order on the appointed day is unimportant; what matters is that it no longer remains in your house, and neither does he.

Although it isn't your job to pack his stuff, since his stuff is unlikely to grow legs and hop into boxes, you'll probably have to do it anyway. Get a friend to help - someone beyond tired of advising you to scrape the giant barnacle off your hull.

Make an appointment with a locksmith for "Barnacle Bye-Bye Day," which you might refer to in his presence as "The Day The Locks Will Change." This should let him know you're serious. It should, but it probably won't. Be prepared for him to continue modeling his behavior on that of natural-born upholstery, and be prepared to act accordingly: like a woman ready for a boyfriend who accompanies her to BED, BATH, AND BEYOND because he might buy something, not because he identifies with decorative objects designed to lie around the house.

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