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Hawaiians Turn Out to Protest Lawsuit Legal Action Threatens Native Hawaiian Entitlements Native Hawaiians and supporters turned out for a day-long demonstration in front of the state building on High Street in Wailuku last Monday. They were protesting a federal lawsuit that could eliminate the state Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA) and the Department of Hawaiian Homelands (DHHL).

Sponsored by Na Kapuna O Maui (the Elders of Maui), the group sought to draw attention to what is known as the Arakaki lawsuit. About 100-200 people turned out for the event, which sought to bring the spirit of aloha to a serious occasion for the native Hawaiian community.

Native Hawaiian people have been losing their own lands pretty much from the outset of western contact. But the latest court challenge threatens the few benefits available to native Hawaiian people and just about the last of the lands set aside for them.

The state Department of Hawaiian Home­ lands, which controls 200,000 acres of Hawaiian lands, along with OHA, are specifically targeted for elimination. The suit seeks to return the lands and other assets to the state.

“The citizens of Hawaii want every last bit of what Hawaiians have,” says Isaac Harp, a native Hawaiian activist and one of the event’s organizers. “There is a lot of hurt.”

Earl Arakaki and 17 others filed a federal suit in March claiming OHA and the DHHL, are unconstitutional because they violate the principle of equal protection guaranteed under the 14th amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

Arakaki won an earlier decision in 2000 which allowed non-native Hawaiians to run for a OHA trustee position. That decision is known as Arakaki 1. The suit under protest is called Arakaki 2.

Jon Van Dyke is a professor of law at the University of Hawaii’s William S. Richardson School of Law, and an attorney representing OHA. He says if Arakaki, et al, wins this second suit, it would at least cripple OHA and probably eliminate it.

“This is a huge issue,” says Van Dyke. In addition to educational, health and social ­service programs, the lawsuit threatens ­thousands of DHHL homesteads.

“In the state there are 15,000 to 20,000 leases and another 25,000 waiting,” says Van Dyke. He says the Arakaki 2 lawsuit isn’t aimed at the current leaseholders - many of whom have waited years for their land - although they could be effected by rulings that flow from a decision that grants Arakai 2 what they want.

But the suit wants to stop any more people from getting homesteads, including the 25,000

on the waiting list, as well as many other Hawaiian rights. It would disrupt island life in many ways, protesters said.

The suit could effect kuleana water rights and easements, state laws regarding environmental impact studies, public shoreline access and native fishing and gathering rights, says Harp.

The Hawaiian people have shown aloha and hospitality to foreigners for hundreds of years, he says, and he resents the charge that people wanting to exercise their native Hawaiian rights are racist.

“I take offense at the plaintiffs’ claim that this is a race-based issue,” says Harp. “We have opened our arms for a hundred years. This is not a race-based issue.”

It is a social justice issue, says Van Dyke. ­Aunties Waiohu Laura and Bernice Nitta have been “The Hawaiian cause is just,” called to action, “Ku’e Me ke Aloha”, at a peaceful prohe says. “Hawaiians have suffered test at the State building in Wailuku. The signs they a great loss. Of lands, of culture, hold, “Onipa’a” ­meaning ‘stand tall’ and “No Hawaiians they’re alienated in their own land.”

No Aloha”, demonstrate their desire to keep their voice Hawaii was an internationally alive despite the attempts of the recognized sovereign nation when government to do otherwise. its government was overthrown by a group of businessmen backed by the United States Navy in 1893.

Hawaiian people by the United States, says Van It was a fairly bloodless revolution, but by Dyke. Twenty-five years ago the government that time the Hawaiian people had been decithere reached a settlement with the indigenous mated by disease. The population, which had Maori people over past wrongs. been estimated at anywhere from 300,000 to a The Maori people got land and factories, million people at its height, had been reduced to as well as valuable fishing rights. In a country 40,000 at the time of the overthrow. where fishing rights are privately held, the It was officially annexed by the United States Maori control about half, Van Dyke said.

August 12, 1898, and it was on that anniversary Harp tries to remain positive about the situthat Na Kapuna O Maui chose to demonstrate ation. “I really hope the broader community in Monday.

Hawaii can share some aloha with us,” he says.

Van Dyke isn’t optimistic the legal case will He says the Hawaiian people have lost most of be settled soon. “It’s in court now,” he says. their land and 80 percent of their population “Hopefully it will be settled within our lifetime.” since first contact with westerners. “It’s really New Zealand may be the model for a posidisappointing how history turned out. It needs tive Hawaiian settlement of the wrongs done to to turn around.”

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economic outlook = bad The airline industry continues to reel after 9/11. U.S. Airways, the nation’s ­seventh largest carrier, recently filed for bankruptcy protection. This does not mean the company is going to fold, but it did not help confidence in the industry, as most major airline stocks took huge hits in the days following the announcement.

On top of that is American Airlines which announced that it is going to cut 7,000 jobs, sell off 74 aircraft and ­generally reduce operational ability. Al Qaeda may have only succeeded in killing 3,000 ­people on September 11, but the effects of their actions have continued to rage on, and not just in the airline­­industry.

First there was Enron. The nation was mortified to learn that a worldwide energy firm could be so blatant in its accounting mismanagement. The fact that such a large company could implode that quickly set off a flurry of successive downfalls. WorldCom is now the leading headline grabber with its initial estimate of $4 billion in losses jumping to $7.1 billion. Oops, we forgot about that other $3 billion. My question is, did the discovery of these accounting mishaps have anything to do with the investigation into business practices of­ Al-Qaeda?

In the days and months following the terrorist attacks, the Bush administration went to all four corners of the globe to root out the financial tentacles that supplied Al-Qaeda. In the process, certain things were suddenly and glaringly clear. Things such as Enron not being able to account for their massive profits and completely going into the toilet as a result.

Did Al-Qaeda intend to disrupt Wall Street like this? Absolutely. That’s why they attacked the heart of our financial center. They just didn’t realize how successful they would be, but they also didn’t realize that in the long run, this may not be as good for them as they had hoped.

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It seems the politically fragile issue of marijuana legalization is gaining more and more momentum each year. My guess is it’s only a matter of time before marijuana does in fact become legal, whether for medicinal purposes or recreational.

Regardless of the form in which it becomes legal, the issue here is much deeper than many people realize.

We can’t just go and legalize pot because it occurs in nature, something many proponents of legalization would like us to do. “It grows in nature therefore it must be okay,” someone always seems to say. If only it were that easy. It’s like prohibition. Alcohol used to be illegal but we didn’t legalize it because wheat and barley grow in nature.

We legalized it because criminalizing it wasn’t helping the cause. The government legalized it because that way, they could at least keep a handle on it. Of course, now alcohol is the leading cause of traffic deaths in the United States.

If marijuana were legal, the government would have a better chance at regulating its use and distribution. It would be sold in cigarette form just like tobacco cigarettes, and its potency would probably be diminished as well. Its allure would be reduced, therefore kids wouldn’t be so inclined to try it just to be dangerous. Yes, one day it will be legal.

It might be awhile for us to get past certain hurdles, such as, every time the subject of legalization comes up, some stoner says in his best Spiccoli impersonation, “Dude, right on! Now we can take bong hits when we go out to dinner.” Because that’s not the reason for legalization.

That’s the reason we don’t want it legalized. Pot kills the brain. End of story.

Legalizing it won’t stop that from ­happening, but it will allow us to address the ­problem rather than pretend it doesn’t exist.

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Hanau Ka Moku,

“An Island is Born” A Groundbreaking Tryst Between Traditional Chant and Hula and Modern Dance Conveys the Historic and Significant Story of the Birth of an Island in Modern Times.

History is being created in a groundbreaking production garnering attention and support from arts organizations throughout the nation, and making its world premiere at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center on August 23rd and 24th. Hanau Ka Moku (translated as “an island is born”) tells the story of Lo’ihi, the undersea island forming off the coast of the island of Hawaii, through expressive new chant and hula, as well as a modern dance performance.

The dance drama is a daring collaboration between the Edith Kanaka’ole Foundation, the MACC and Tau Dance Theater. What makes the production so unique is that it is chronicling modern Hawaiian history in traditional ways, and at the same time pushing the limits of chant and hula by incorporating western dance. Sisters Pua Kanahele and Nalani Kanaka’ole, kumu hula and two of the state’s most respected authorities on Hawaiian culture, have written Hawaiian chants in praise of Pele, the cycles of creation, and the birth of the undersea island they call Kama’ehu. (Lo’ihi is the name given by scientists.)

This intersection of Hawaiian tradition and western movement has drawn attention both statewide and nationally for its cultural significance. Support from such prestigious arts organizations as the National Dance Project, a program administered by the New England Foundation for the Arts with funding from the National Endowment for the Arts, the Doris Duke Charitable Foundation, the Andrew W. Mellon Foundation, the Baciu Fund of the Hawai’i Community Foundation, and The Charles Engelhard Foundation, has resulted in funding which will ensure that the production will tour the Mainland following its Maui premiere.

The island of Kama’ehu, which means the reddish child, serves as a metaphor for the changes that have taken place in Hawai’i and its people. Halau O Kekuhi, the Hilo halau led by Kanaka’ole and Kanahele, will bring this metaphor to life, but because hula is so deeply rooted in tradition, modern concepts cannot be easily reflected. To incorporate and express presentday images, the sisters have written English translations of the chants to be expressed by O’ahu’s Tau Dance Theater, led by its Artistic Director, Peter

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“Hula confines you to a certain vocabulary,” said Rockford-Espiritu, who studied hula growing up on O’ahu, as well as classical ballet and modern dance in New York during the 1980s. “Like in ballet, you have to stay within certain boundaries. Modern dance has no restrictions. It gives me a chance to fully express myself as a Polynesian.”

While remaining within their respective genres, the performers will interact onstage.

“Hanau Ka Moku will have us look at traditional chants in a new way,” said Hokulani Holt-Padilla, Cultural Programs Director at The Center. “It will draw from the best of both dance genres.”

Hanau Ka Moku‘s historical significance lies in the fact that there are currently no new Hawaiian chants and dances about the new island, and very few being created to record the critical events that are transforming modern-day Hawai’i. With 7 generations of hula before them, Kanaka’ole and Kanahele are uniquely suited to create that record, but remain sensitive to the legacy of their kupuna.

“When we go home at night, we have to think, ‘will our parents like this or are they spinning in their graves?’” said Kanaka’ole.

Many of the chants that make up Hawai’i’s oral history were passed down from ancient times. The chants of Pele and her family tell the story of Hawai’i’s geological creation, and the Kumulipo explains the origins of life in Hawai’i, but traditional chant and hula about these events have not been authored in recent times. It took the birth of an island to change that. As Kama’ehu continued to rise, Kanaka’ole and Kanahele felt it was time to record a new chapter in the Hawaiian historical record in traditional ways.

In Hawai’i, Hanau Ka Moku will make its world premiere- and only scheduled performance in the state- at the MACC’s Castle Theater. Kanaka’ole, Kanahele, and Rockford-Espiritu all agree that the Maui Arts & Cultural Center is the best place to debut such a bold undertaking.

“The Maui Arts & Cultural Center is the only venue in the state that puts their money where their mouth is,” said Rockford-Espiritu. “The Center truly does as much as it can for artists and the community. It is the best by far.”

Not only pushing their genre through the creation of new chants and hula to chronicle what is happening now, but going even further by incorporating modern dance, Kanaka’ole and Kanahele have created a cultural stir that is making waves far beyond their home waters. In the same way that the chants of Pele and her family continue to tell the story of Hawaii’s creation, the chants of Hanau Ka Moku may well be used to tell the story of today’s Hawaiians and of Kama’ehu when it rises from the ocean.

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News of the Weird reported on black invitro fertilization babies born to white couples in the U.S. (1998) and the Netherlands (1993). In July 2002, a white couple at a British National Health Service fertility clinic gave birth to black twins and are now fighting the clinic’s effort to award the babies instead to the father whose sperm created them. Said a NHS official, “Great steps have been taken to ensure that this sort of (mix-up) never happens.”

Among the latest crackpot legal theories: Randall Lynn Harper, 48, was sentenced to a year in jail for resisting a police officer; he had refused to accept a traffic summons because his driver’s license is typed in all-

uppercase letters, which he said is legally reserved only for corporations and is therefore not binding on humans (Salinas, Calif., June). David Johnston, 54, on trial for ­swindling investors, subsequently formed a company with the same name as the lead plaintiff suing him, then petitioned under that company’s name to dismiss the case against David Johnston, and now thus believes he has been cleared (Clearwater, Fla., July).

Two months ago, News of the Weird reported that Cuba’s Fidel Castro once had the idea of breeding miniature cows that could be kept indoors and which would supply their owners with enough milk for the family. About a month after that dispatch from Havana appeared in The Wall Street Journal, the Associated Press reported on Rockwell, Iowa, farmer Dustin Pillard, who is offering his 50 miniature cows (height: 3 feet) for sale, but primarily as pets. Said Pillard, “We’re breeding just for the ­novelty.”

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In the middle of a crowd booing Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, a man was arrested, apparently only because he was holding a slice of pie (since a protester had once hit Chretien with a pie) (Vancouver).

Tough-love mother Karen Paape distributed mug-shot posters of her two teenage sons, asking that anyone who sees them smoking should call the police (West Bend, Wis.). A man convicted of sexually assaulting and killing his 16-year-old nephew was sentenced to be thrown off a cliff in a sack, with the provision that if he survives, he will be hanged (Mashhad, Iran). A 20-year-old man was fatally shot wrestling for a gun with a 21-year-old man with whom he had been debating which of the two was more likely to wind up in heaven (Godley, Texas).

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The Lane brothers of New York, Mr. Winner Lane, 44, and Mr. Loser Lane, 41 (their actual birth names), were profiled in a July Newsday report, made more interesting by the fact that Loser is successful (a police detective in the South Bronx) and Winner is not (a history of petty crimes). A sister said she believes her parents selected “Winner” because their late father was a big baseball fan and “Loser” just to complete the pairing.

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2nd Annual Maui Okinawan Festival - Aug. 23, from 5-9:30 p.m. and Aug. 24, from 3-9:30 p.m. at the Paia Rinzai Zen Mission grounds. Delicious Okinawan foods, original oriental crafts, fun games, cultural displays, entertainment and Bon dance on both nights will highlight the Festival. Hosted by the Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai. Call 242-1560 for more information.

“ADD/ADHD A Parent’s Practical Guide to Attention Deficit Disorders” – 7-8 p.m., at Borders in Kahului. Book signing with local author Marie Annette Isom, whose collection of alternative & supplemental approaches, organizational charts, and positive strategies for “creating a happier ‘now’” for ADD/ADHD children, their families and their teachers, has earned her volunteerism awards from both the Hawaii County Council and the State of Hawaii House of Representatives. For more information, call (808) 982-5557.

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Seeking volunteers from the community. The first 100 registered volunteers receive a free-event t-shirt! Call Ruth Griffith at 667-9175 to sign-up today! Also accepting applications for the event’s restaurant booths, as well as food product vendors for the brand new Maui Market.

2002 Women’s Health Month Resource Fair Exhibitor Deadline Nears - Fair is 9 a.m.-2 p.m. on Saturday, September 21st. Agencies and organizations are invited to register for free booth space to conduct health screenings and provide health educational information of interest to women and girls of all ages. Call Jan Roberson at 270-7483 for more info.

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Growth Group - 6:30-8:30 p.m. In this group, you explore your experiences of self-sabotage with the intent of discovering and transforming underlying beliefs and selflimiting mechanisms that feed into keeping you stuck.

By donation. Call Debra Greene, Ph.D., at 874-6441 for more info.

Maui Live Poets Society - 6:30 p.m.-9:00 p.m., at Borders Books in Kahului. Open poetry readings. For more info, call Melinda Gohn at 661-0517.

Cancer Talk Story - 6:30 p.m. at Cameron Center, Hui No Ke Ola Pono. This serves as a venue to meet people to talk about experience dealing with cancer. Regular participation is suggested. Family & friends invited. Call 243-2967.

FRIDAY AUGUST 16

J. Walter Cameron Center’s 4th Annual Bazaar – 8 a.m.-2 p.m., in Wailuku. Features free live entertainment: Ikaika and Kevin Brown, vocalist Pamela Petersen (of Asian Blend), and others! Also, ono local food, an ice-cream eating contest, arts and crafts, plants and fresh vegetables for sale, face painting and more. For more information, call 244-5546.

Haleakala National Park - 9 a.m., at Sliding Sands Trailhead for 2-hour cinder desert hike. Sturdy footwear & warm clothing advised. Call 572-4400.

A Ho`omalu Ala Al Non – 12:00 p.m., at Lahaina Baptist Church. Group meeting. Call Kate @ 661-3906.

Oral HIV Testing in Paia - 1-3:30 p.m., at Paia Hawaiian Protestant Church. Results returned in 2 weeks. For more info, call Takako at Dept of Health 984-2129.

Women’s Al-Anon - 12-1 p.m., at St. Theresa’s Church in Kihei. For women concerned about the drinking of a family

member, friend or acquaintance. Call Fumi @ 879-1432 or Pat @ 875-1153.

SATURDAY AUGUST 17

Native Hawaiian Plant Sale at the Maui Nui Botanical Gardens - 9 a.m.-12 noon, Kahului. Rare and endangered Hawaiian trees and shrubs appropriate for your specific region on the island, from coastal to upcountry. For more info, call Lisa at 249-2798.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Iron Woman Canoe Race – 8 a.m., from Maliko Gulch to Kahului Harbor. Contact Faith Mori at 878-6075, or Beth Moyers at 877-3234.

Health Promotion Hui Talk on “Continued Care through Your Life’s Journey” - 9-11:30 a.m., at Maui Memorial Medical Auditorium. Free. For more info, call Health Promotion Hui @ 808-242-2081.

Couples Communication Class - PAIRS (Practical Application of Intimate Relationship Skills) - 9 a.m.-5 p.m., teaches what you need to succeed in relationship. PAIRS consists of easy-to-use, yet powerful communication tools that deepen understanding, turn conflict into connection, and enhance harmony. Contact Jeffrey Marsh & Debra Greene, Ph.D. at 874-6441.

Overeaters Anonymous - 8-9:00 a.m., at Kamaole Beach Park III picnic tables in Kihei. Bring a chair. Open to compulsive overeaters & to persons w/anorexia & bulimia. Call 244-7572.

Sex & Love Addicts Anonymous - 6:30-7:30 p.m., at Trinity Episcopal Church By the Sea, 100 Kulanihakoi. Do not call the church.

Ka Lima O Maui’s 2nd Annual Cycle to the Sun - “Le Tour de Maui” - A benefit pledge ride for Ka Lima O Maui, a non-profit community rehabilitation program. Many hardy souls will conquer wind, cold, altitude & fatigue to cycle from Paia to the top of Haleakala. Call 244-5502 for more information.

Pattycake – 4:00 p.m. An infertility support group. For more info & location, call 280-0539.

Sunshine Group - 1 p.m., at Sandalwood Restaurant.

Fellowship among those who have lost a loved one. Call Carole @ 242-5583 or Paul @ 874-3063.

moNDAY AUGUST 19

Hepsters Hepatitis-C Support Group – 6:30 p.m., at the Hannibal Tavares Community Center multi-purpose room.

Call Lora at 573-6366, or Mark at 283-7427.

Coed Volleyball League – Begins play today at the Lahaina Civic Center on Monday and Thursday nights until Sept.

30. Teams must have a minimum of three women. Contact Steve Ashfield at 661-4685.

Meditation Group for Reiki Practitioners- 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., 6 p.m.-7:30 p.m., White Feather Studio, 2161 Vineyard Street, Wailuku. Contact Rev. Mary Sukup at 276-6261.

Needlework-in-Progress - 6-8 p.m. Bring any piece of needlework (quilting, needlepointing, x-stitch) for help, encouragement, or technique instruction. Contact Dolphine or Ruth Ann at 662-8554.

Support Group for Chronic Fatigue, Fibromyalgia, Chemical Sensitivities, Gulf War - 2-4 p.m., at Kaunoa Senior Center. Do not wear perfume or fragrances. Call 573-5770.

Oral HIV Testing - 10 a.m.-1 p.m. at Keolahou Church in Kihei. Results returned in 2 weeks. For more info, call Takako @ Dept of Health @ 984-2129.

P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - 6-8:00 p.m. for videos & discussion on parenting techniques @ old Kihei library. Free. Child care also provided for free. Call Trudy @ 879-3595 Women Helping Women - 6-8:00 p.m. in Kihei. Support group for women whose lives have been affected by domestic violence, also offering children’s educational support groups at the same time. For more info, call 579-9581.

Maui Talks - TV - Maui’s newest live talk show on Akaku:Maui Community Television, will air at 7 p.m., on Channel 52, hosted by Nikhilananda, where the community is invited and encouraged to telephone into the show at 873-3430.

Early Music Maui - 7-10 p.m. in Kihei. Open to community members who would like to play recorders & other medieval/Renaissance instruments. Call Ginny Morgan @879-4453.

H.E.A.L. (Help Ease a Loss) - 6-7:30 p.m. @ Hospice Maui.

Call 244-5555 for more info.

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Maui Parkinson Support Group Meeting - 10 a.m. The topic will be “I Have Parkinsons - When Should I Stop Driving?”

The MPSG will meet at Hospice Maui, 400 Mahalani Street in Wailuku. For more information, contact the MPSG at 244-3734.

Home Building & Remodeling Seminar - 6-8 p.m., at Maui Electric Auditorium, Kahului. Free Seminars: Where and how to get started? Budgeting for Construction, Selecting and working with a builder, Design Considerations, and more. Call 871-2806 for more information.

Prostate Cancer Support Group - 7-9 p.m., at Wailuku Kaiser Clinic Conference Room on the 3rd Wednesday of each month. Provides support for the medical & emotional challenges presented by prostate cancer. Public invited.

Call 891-8606.

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Red Hot Chili Peppers Stage Dive Is Their Latest Show Proof of Gen X Fizzling Out?

Rock angst. The combination was intoxicating, youthfully rebellious, and totally unique. This is why the Peppers have stood the test of time.

Through numerous battles with drug addiction, painful personal losses, 7 different guitarists, and years of hard living, they hadn’t lost their juice, that zing, their Chili Pepper spices until now.

Is it sacrilege to say they sucked?

Expectations can be a dangerous thing; and while I wasn’t expecting the whole set to be all old stuff, I must admit that I still expected the ol’ juicy energy that I was used to. Before I ­elaborate, allow me to take you on a little ­journey, back to 1987, when I first saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers live.

While I was still in high school, when my friends and I could find a ride, we would go to the Bay Area and look for fun and adventure in the big bad city. On one such adventure we met Flea’s girl friend, she put us on the guest list to see them live promoting their latest album (that’s vinyl) Uplift MofoParty Plan. What Luck, and what a show!

These guys were full of base slapping, full force, crazed energy. They assaulted the crowd, abused anyone brave enough to rush the stage

One inter-island flight, airport search (complete with slippa x-ray), hotel check-in and over priced lunch later, we were finally there, waiting in line outside the arena.

The tour was promoting the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s new release entitled “By The Way.” Not yet familiar with the new release, I was overcome with anticipation and excitement.

My God, I grew up on this music! The Chili Peppers were to my generation what the Rolling Stones were to my Mom’s. For an impressive 18+ years these guys have been pumping out energetic, fresh and exciting music; and I was about to see them live for a second time, the first was back in 1987.

So many great bands come and go, very few can come back year after year and remain fresh and innovative. I was thrilled to be there.

So, I ask myself, as they took my ticket and ushered me through the turn-style, what is it that has made the Chili Peppers so enduring? The juicy, hot, living ­energy that sent a message out to an entire generation, that we could all take life by the balls and revel in the experience. They took the sexy grooves of funk masters like Sly Stone and George Clinton and mixed it up with playful humor and plenty of Punk

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group dynamic left him looking like the odd man out, and the ballad “thing” didn’t seem to give him room to flex his musical muscle. The technically skilled guitarist, John Frusciante, who rejoined the band after a five-year hiatus ­during which he nearly killed himself on ­heroin, seems to be the leading force behind the new sound. As a whole, they felt as if they were each in their own worlds, not quite pulling all their varied personal directions together into one cohesive whole.

Feeling the band’s lack of enthusiasm, and hearing their soft, safe “oldies” sound gave me this scary feeling that it was all over. Tears welled up in my eyes as I thought, “Did my generation fizzle out?” The Chili Peppers grew up and now their music is a nostalgic look back on the bitter-sweet past. Their thoughtful reflections hold some sentimental value, but are not groundbreaking.

Commonly, there comes a time in a long career where shifts like this occur, and my overall feeling is that these guys want to take it further, want to evolve into a more mature incarnation. Sometimes, in getting to that next musical plateau, it’s inevitable to pass through some rough spots; maybe this tour represents that awkward in-between period on the way to a higher evolution. In my heart, I haven’t completely given up the chance that the Peppers can pull it off, however this time around, the “Red Hot” label just doesn’t seem to fit.

Whatever happens next, for better or for worse, in my memory you will forever rock!

and did their encores in their underwear. They were sexy; they were red hot. Everyone was left buzzing, radiantly alive and madly in love with these insane, funked-out, bad boys.

In contrast, last week, at the Blaisdell, I felt more like my mom, going out to see the Rolling Stones. Let’s face it, seeing Mic Jagger up there today pulling a groin muscle in his efforts to keep-up-the-pace is just not quite the same as seeing them in the 60’s and 70’s. Hearing the Chili Pepper’s new “sound” does show that at least they are exploring new directions rather than repeating themselves. However, their ­current musical choices sound suspiciously close to Motown standards complete with vocal harmonizing. You have to question weather it’s really innovative. They came off sounding more like the Beach Boys or the Beatles, than Red Hot. Before the show started, the crowd was already stage diving, even without music, showing their obvious enthusiasm to get the mosh-pit going. However, once the music began, the excitement of slamming gave way to subdued rhythmic swaying.

Lead singer, Anthony Kiedis seemed overly self-conscious on stage. He paced back and forth looking for ways to play up to his star image, rather than simply playing up to the music itself. His vocal range is more developed than ever, thus the harmonizing. Flea, on the other hand, has managed to hang onto something genuine, along with his trademark ­spastic-goofy-persona. However, a bassist alone doesn’t carry the show. The overall

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Ron Kuala’au - Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals. 6-8:30pm, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111.

Ed Truthan - Contemporary classics. 5:30-9:30pm, Embassy Vacation Resort, 661-2000.

Benoit Jazz Works - Jazz Music. 6:30pm, Ma`alaea Grill, 243–2206 Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia - Contemporary Hawaiian music. 3-5pm, 7-9:30pm, Hula Grill, 667-6636 Skillet with Dina Burton - 9pm, Henry’s Bar & Grill, 8792849.

Luis Diaz - Latin guitar. 6-10pm, Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe, 875-9983.

Friday, august 16

Ben Verdery - Classical guitarist. 7:30pm, Keawala’i Congregational Church, in Makena.

Comedy of Errors - Shakespeare as presented by Studio H’Poko & MAPA. 7:30pm, Seabury Hall, 573-1257.

JD & Mario - Classic rock hits. 2:30-5:30pm, Leilani’s on the Beach, 661-4495.

Pono Players - presenting brilliant improv performances, 7:30pm, MAPA, 573–8907.

Patrick Major - Contemporary classics. 5:30-9:30pm, Embassy Vacation Resort, 661-2000.

Saturday, august 17

Hawaii Ballroom Dance Association’s 13th Annual Anniversary Ball - 5:30pm, Outrigger Wailea Resort, 8759161.

A Comedy of Errors - Shakespeare and Disco. 7:30pm, Seabury Hall, 573-1257.

Marve Blue - Tropical jazz. 5:30-8:30pm, Canoes Restaurant, 661-0937.

Kilohana - Local Hawaiian favorites. 3:30-6:00pm, Leilani’s on the Beach, 661-4495.

Ranga Pae - World fusion duo. 6:30-9:45pm, Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200.

Tiffany Lee & Josh - 5:30pm, Four Seasons Resort, 874– 8000.

A Comedy of Errors - Shakespeare as presented by Studio H’Poko & MAPA. 7:30pm, Seabury Hall, 573-1257.

Tempos de Outrora - International music ­performance.

1:00pm, Maui Beach Hotel, 877-0173.

Kilohana - Local Hawaiian favorites. 3:30-6:00pm, Leilani’s on the Beach, 661-4495.

Brian Wittman - Steel drums and sax. 6-10pm, Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe, 875-9983.

Monday, august 19

Sal Godinez or Patricia Watson - Live piano music every night. Capische?,Diamond Resort, 879-2224.

Keoki Kahumoku - 7-9pm, Tropica, Westin Maui Hotel, 667-2525.

Kawika Lum Ho, Don Kaulia & Albert Kaina Contemporary Hawaiian, 3pm-5pm, 7-9:30pm, Hula Grill, 667–6636.

Tiffany Lee & Josh - 8:30pm, Four Seasons Resort, 874–8000.

Tuesday, august 20

Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia & Albert Kaina - Contemporary Hawaiian, 3pm-5pm, 7-9:30pm, Hula Grill, 667–6636.

Open Mic with Whiteboy Johnny - Anyone can get on the mike, but you better be good. Mulligan’s on the Blue, Wailea, 874-1131.

Jamie Lawrence - 6-9pm, Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort, 879-4900.

Tiffany Lee & Josh - 8:30pm, Four Seasons Resort, 874–8000.

Wednesday, august 21

Ricardo Dioso & Margie Hart - Latin Seranade. 8pm, Four Seasons Resort, 874–8000.

Mitch Kepa - 5:30-9:30pm, Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234.

WOW! Wailea - Live music. 6:30-9:30pm, The Shops at Wailea, 891-6770.

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Weekends on the north shore have just dramatically improved. You see, a friend of mine dragged me out of bed at the crack of noon last week to share his discovery with me. Moana Bakery and Café is now offering fabulous brunch until 3:00 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays, perfect for my kind of Maui lifestyle.

I was just happy to find a place that served breakfast so late and expected ordinary, run of the mill fare. I was proven pleasantly wrong. I ordered the Blackstone omelette with bacon, sautéed mushrooms and cheese.

Safe, dependable, easy, I thought. I’ve learned that a lot of cute little restaurants overreach themselves and produce meals that just don’t quite come together, usually at my expense.

I wanted something simple. What I got was simply elegant. Crisp bite size chunks of bacon, tender mushroom morsels seared just right to retain their moisture and rich melted cheddar holding it all together in a light, fluffy fold of egg.

These guys know how to cook breakfast!

Their home fries achieved that remarkable, nearly impossible balance of crispy outside, tender inside and full herb-roasted flavor.

Don’t pass the ketchup please, not needed here.

My wife couldn’t resist the crab cake Benedict and I couldn’t resist stealing bites from her plate. Crispy creamy crab cakes on toasted English muffins with just the right amount of velvety lemon Hollandaise.

Incredible! Steamed jasmine rice is the ­perfect complement to this lush, hedonistic feast. And just how do you cook rice so ­perfectly? I want to know.

Emboldened by my first experience I went back the next day with the urge to try something more adventurous. The chili seared Ahi wrap with mango pineapple salsa sounded like just the thing but I needed to have another omelet to prove to myself that they could do it again. They did. The Maui omelet with char siu pork, caramelized Maui

DiningListings Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. kids meals. Dairy Road Marketplace.

893–0263 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch, and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course. 877–7461 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine. Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella.

33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ramon’s - Contemporary Mexican, full sushi bar, awesome desserts. Banquet area available.

2102 Vineyard St. 244–7243 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night.

Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

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BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Capiche? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table.

Diamond Resort. 879–2224.

Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Jabba’s Place - Family restaurant featuring homestyle cooking at a great price. Specials nightly. Azeka’s Plaza I. 891–0989 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties.

1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Varied menu of seafood including fresh island fish. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details.

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines.

1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041

Maui Time Weekly Advertising Our Ads Bring Results Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3pm.

100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations.

Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Homemade sausage in meats or veggie style on fresh baked buns, with every condiment you could desire. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 South Shore Grinds - Delicious and healthy plate lunches, burgers, dinners, desserts and more.

362 Huku Li`i Place #101. 875–8472 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779 Taj Mahalo’s - The only Indian restaurant on Maui, homemade curries and naan, chicken tandoori, wraps, lots of vegetarian delights. Lipoa Center. 874–1911

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Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub?

Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453.

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666 Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant,” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Milagros Food Co. - Mexican food with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia.

3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia. 579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030

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A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center.

661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a ­combination of island-inspired contemporary and ­traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5517 Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, ­flavorful

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Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, ­chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.

Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village.

667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low price! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace.

661–9999 Karma Kafe - Coffee drinks, specialty smoothies, tea drinks and fabulous vegetarian food. Zen garden and internet access. Anchor Square. 662–1258 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu.

80 Dickenson St. 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai.

831 Front St. 661–3472 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St. 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad.

Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Maui Brews - Daily specials, great appetizers salads and entrees in large portions. Lahaina Center. 667–7794 Maui Mama’s - A quaint shop serving coffees grown throughout the islands. Light food, souvenirs, internet access. 578 Front St. 667–7700 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large ­portions, all you can eat specials and merry ­atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast. Vegetarian too.

Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott. 667–1200 ext. 51 Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center.

661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad.

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Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef.

Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambiance suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern - Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports. Large parties welcome.

Whalers Village. 661–3123 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar - D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua.

669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager.

5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet coffee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency.

667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out.

4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic ­restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines.

Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Marketplace.

667–2814 Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui. 667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual ­dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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Endless Summer Chic Flick Dives For Pearls Blue Crush — Two Stars Screenwriters Lizzy Weiss and John Stockwell (director) predictably fail to capture the magnetic pull of big waves that director John Milius struck with “Big Wednesday” (1978), the granddaddy of all Hollywood surf movies.

For as truthful as the writers attempt to stay to a code of surfing rituals as lived by three Oahu dwelling surfer girls, the movie hits a schism of reality when real-life women surf champions enter the movie as guardians of the flame (so to speak). Anne Marie (Kate Bosworth - “Remember The Titans”) is a champion level surfer preparing for a Pipe Masters competition where winning means a sponsorship that can lift her from her menial existence as a hotel maid — a job she shares with her roommates Lena (Sanoe Lake) and Eden (Michelle Rodriguez - “Girlfight”).

But romance threatens Anne’s lifelong dream to be the best surfer in the world when pro football quarterback Matt Tollman (Mathew Davis - “Tigerland”) takes an interest in surfing. “Blue Crush” is just what it seems, a summer fantasy surf movie for the 12 to 15 year-old female set.

“Blue Crush” spends so much time showing bodies twisting under the churning water of crashing waves that, at times, it seems like a cautionary film against surfing. There’s so much recurring flashback footage of Anne Marie hitting her head on an underwater reef in a surfing accident three years previous that the audience is programmed for disaster every time the camera goes under the water’s surface.

The motif comes to serve as a boy-who-cried-wolf element that weakens rather than ­sustains suspense during the surfing sequences. Everyone knows that surfing is dangerous, but most also realize that ‘wiping out’ is an integral part of the sport. The point is that it’s more­ entertaining watching surfers ride waves than being blended around inside of them.

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Although a lot has been made of Michelle Rodriguez’s casting in “Blue Crush,” with Sanoe Lake’s name barely mentioned although she’s prominent on the poster, it’s Kate Bosworth’s effortless naturalism and divine sensuality that invigorates the movie.

Ms. Bosworth’s dual-colored eyes and lush lips propel the movie with a charm and synergy that fitfully accents the action at hand.

It’s no wonder that Ms. Bosworth was cast as the ideal little surfer girl, it’s just too bad the ideal had to be tested against the considerably less feminine reality of the sport.

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a dawn patrol surf session that gets squished into more of an 11 AM day-at-the-beach. Just when we expect to see Anne paying some solo early morning dues a week before her big competition, she’s gathering up her roommates and getting razzed by her former boyfriend before she ever even hits the water. Later in the story, when Matt asks Anne what it is that she wants, the first thing out of her mouth is to see a woman on the cover of Surfer magazine.

That’s fine and dandy, but men dominate the sport because guys are the ones putting in the overtime on the waves.

This is where a Hollywood ideal of a bikiniclad surfer girl clashes with the reality of leather skinned women surfers who shake the sand out of their spring wetsuits. While Anne’s surfer roommate Lena is played by Sanoe Lake, a real-life surfer, she barely gets any screen time on the waves, with Anne Marie’s obvious surf double taking up most of the slack for Kate Bosworth. When the Pipe Masters competition finally rolls around and we see the older and considerably tougher women who

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Like Mike - (PG) - Comedy - A pre-teen buys a ­“magical” pair of sneakers that were once worn by ­professional basketball player Michael Jordan, transforming into a basketball wiz able to compete on a professional level despite his size.

Lilo & Stitch - (PG) - Animation - A captivating tale of a young girl’s close encounter with the galaxy’s most ­wanted extraterrestrial, combining whimsical, unforgettable characters, an imaginative and offbeat story, and colorful artistry.

The Master of Disguise - (PG) - Comedy -Pistachio Disguisey (Carvey) possesses an uncanny knack for ­mimicry. What he doesn’t know is that his talent is genetic, and that he is the descendent of a long line of “Masters of Disguise,”all of whom have inherited the secret family gift known as “Energico.”

Men In Black II - (PG13) - Sci-Fi - While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Agent J uncovers a ­diabolical plot masterminded by an evil Kylothian ­monster that disguises itself as a sexy lingerie model.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding - (PG) - Romantic Comedy - Toula is an unmarried 30-year-old Greek woman who never hears the end about not being ­married with kids, a point that constantly worries her father, who strongly believes that Greek women should marry Greek men. She meets Ian , a non-Greek teacher, and falls in love with him, but fears that her strong ­family heritage will ultimately undermine their relationship.­ Road to Perdition - (R) - Drama - Tom Hanks stars as a hit man for an Irish gang in the Depression-era Midwest.

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SIGNS - (PG-13) - Thriller - A thriller set in Bucks County, Pennsylvania focusing on the mysterious appearance of a five-hundred-foot design of circles and lines carved into a family’s crops. Mel Gibson stars as Graham Hess, the ­family patriarch, who is tested in his journey to find the truth behind the unfolding ­mystery.

“Spy Kids 2”: The Island of Lost Dreams: - (PG) Adventure - When last we saw them, the Cortez kids had just joined the family ­business in order to win back their kidnapped parents. Now, Carmen and Juni are Level 2 OSS agents, about to set off on their own solo mission to keep the world safe from a mysterious volcanic island populated by a mad scientist and his imaginative menagerie of ­creatures.

Stuart Little 2 - (PG) - Plucky, pint-sized hero Stuart Little returns, delighting ­audiences with even more actionpacked adventure.

XXX - (PG13) Action/Adventure - Vin Diesel stars as former extreme sports athlete Xander “XXX” Cage, notorious for his death defying public stunts. Enlisted for a dangerous covert mission, he must use all his extreme skills to combat a clever, organized and ruthless enemy far beyond the scope of his experience. A new kind of hero is born.

monsoon wedding - 5:00pm, Castle Theater. A young Indian woman is giving up her married lover and agreeing to traditional nuptials. Rated R. 113 minutes. kissing jessica stein - 7:30pm, Castle Theater. Back by popular demand. Presented by Maui Film Festival and MACC. Rated R. 113 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single. QM

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New This Week Blue crush - (PG13) - Nothing gets between Anne Marie and her board. Living in a beach shack with three other roommates including her rebellious younger sister, she is up before dawn every morning to conquer the waves and count the days until the Rip Masters surf competition. Having transplanted herself to Hawaii with no one’s blessing but her own, Anne Marie finds all she needs in the adrenaline-charged surf scene ... until pro quarterback Matt Tollman comes along. Like it or not, Anne Marie starts losing her balance - and finding it - as she falls for Matt. Crafted by filmmakers dedicated to the sport, Blue Crush brings together world-class surfers in front of the camera and behind-the-scenes, and features some of the best sequences of women surfing ever captured on film.

See Review. pluto nash - (PG13) - Set on the moon in the year 2087, where audacious nightclub owner Pluto Nash (Eddie Murphy) finds himself in hot water when he refuses to sell his club to the local mob. The lunar gangsters are helping the mysterious Rex Crater mastermind a plan to take over the moon. Joining Pluto in the danger and lunacy are Dina Lake (Rosario Dawson), a beautiful earthling who has traveled to the moon to further her singing ambitions, and Pluto’s bodyguard Bruno (Quaid) - a robot quickly approaching obsolescence.

Now Showing Austin Powers in goldmember - (PG-13) -Comedy - It’s been 3 years since Austin Powers, that swinging international man of mystery, has had to face his arch enemy, Dr. Evil. But after Dr. Evil and his accomplice Mini-Me escape from a maximum-security prison, Austin is called to action once more.

Blood Work - Thriller - (R) - A retired FBI profiler (Clint Eastwood) is brought back into service under unusual ­circumstances involving his own blood analysis to track a ruthless serial killer.

The Country Bears - (G) - Animation - The story of how eager, young fan Beary Barrington can convince the bitter ex-members of this rock band to put aside their differences and perform a benefit concert to save Country Bear Hall, the legendary venue where the band got its start.

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The Long And Winding Toad I’m a 25-year-old gay guy who’s just ended a relationship with my 28-year-old boy­ friend of 14 months. We’d been living together for about the same time we’ve been together. We still care for each other, but we discovered that we just have too many differences. My problem now is that he owes me a lot of money. We opened a business last year, and all the capital came from my savings. The business failed, and all that remains is his $10,000 debt — the money I need from him to pay back his share. He promises that he will do his best to make payments, but I know it will be ­difficult for him because he has a lot going on, and he barely makes ends meet with his weekly income of $400. Finally, he’s still living with me because his money situation is restricting him from moving. How can I, under the circumstances, get through the whole breaking up process with a minimum of pain and suffering?

—Separation Anxiety It’s time you put the “separation” into the “separation anxiety.” Yes, fundamental to recovering from a breakup is...actually breaking up with someone. If only it were as simple as that song, “I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair,” which never gets into how, exactly, you’re supposed to accomplish this if “that man” is still stuck, like used chewing gum, to your living room couch.

What’s actually keeping your should-be ex-roommate from rushing out to apply his adhesive qualities to someone else’s furniture isn’t his “money situation,” but yours; namely, that yours includes enough (give or take $10,000) for him to live in the manner in which he’d like to remain accustomed. In lieu of rubbing him with ice,then chipping him off with a paint scraper (this worked wonders on the gum on my lavender pants), inform him that he needs to start looking at your apartment in a whole new way — as a place he’ll be vacating at the end of the month.

To show him that you’re a man of your word, back your word up with other words — words like “Glass! Fragile!” and “24 Jars Of Skippy” — found on empty boxes, perfect for packing his stuff, that you yank out of the dumpster behind the drugstore.

When he leaves, be prepared to wave 10,001 times. Once to him. Yes, I’m ­suggesting what you think I’m suggesting — that you not only break up with him, but with the money he owes you; at least in your head. Sure, there’s some infinitesimal possibility that you’ll see that cash, just as there’s some infinitesimal possibility that you’ll see me in the starting lineup of your favorite pro-basketball team.

That said, it’s best that you look at that $10,000 in a whole new way — as 10,000 little green reminders that Happy Hour and The Move-In Special do not mix. See, when you first meet someone,

it takes just moments to see how compatible you are: “Wow, what a coincidence! We both wear shoes!” It takes much longer — like a year — to find out exactly how incompatible you are. After you put the “ex” (as in “exit”) in the ex-boyfriend, take time off to learn from your mistakes. You won’t be ready to date again until you adopt a thinking approach to relationships, as opposed to your old wishful thinking approach; one which turns on the classic horror movie model: “Gee, Janet, we could either drive back to the diner, or we could open this dark closet and see if they’re right about The Oozing, Four-Headed Slasher.”

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—Generation Y Not Me? Because this 34-year-old woman’s still in college, there’s a good chance that her area of inquiry doesn’t include questions like, “If it’s called a biological clock, how come it doesn’t come with a snooze button?” This, in turn, increases the chance that she’ll consider getting involved with a guy who seems likely to pick her up for dates on his skateboard. No, you aren’t going to have the sophistication of some guy who’s twice or three times your age; then again, you won’t have his Viagra prescription either. (c)2002, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved.

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Seeking honest female, with similar qualities, for serious relationship. 442623 HEART IS OPEN FOR LOVE Old-fashioned SWCM, 45, N/S, father of two, enjoys all types of music, DVDs. Seeking single female, 35-45, for blossoming relationship.

575398 LIFE IS GOOD Slim, healthy SWM, 45, 6’+, Scorpio, N/S, enjoys indoor and outdoor activities. Seeking healthy, in shape, organized woman, 26-60, who likes music, the forrest, the ocean.

441382 HOPELESS ROMANTIC SWM, 29, 6’, 180lbs, blond/blue, N/S, seeks woman, 18-40, to share romantic evenings, long walks, fine dining. 441440 SHARE THE ADVENTURE SWM, 38, 5’10”, 145lbs, brown/brown, N/S, enjoys fishing, diving, boating. Seeking woman, 24-38, who wants to have fun and adventure, for compatible and nurturing relationship.

439907 I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND SWM, 38, 6’2”, 185lbs, self-employed, never married, no kids, seeks LTR with SF, 30-42, who likes the outdoors, dancing, more. 432443

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431575 DEAR GOD, Independent, spiritual, truthful SWM, 42, N/S, honors internal values, always growing, enjoys simple, natural surroundings. Seeking free-spirited SF, 33-45, N/S, for honest sharing.

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Seeking woman, 28-48, for LTR. 422500 TRUE STORY Physically fit SWM, 37, Gemini, smoker, works in the adventure industry, enjoys outdoors, excitement. Seeking LTR with SWF, 18-30.

423539 EASY ON THE EYES Easygoing, fun-loving, open-minded, humorous male, 57, Taurus, enjoys candle light, the beach at night, sunsets, sunrises. Seeking romance with laid-back female, 21-60. 412158 SEEKING SPECIAL SOMEONE I’ve yet to find her. I just moved back to Maui, and am seeking a spontaneous, beautiful, outgoing female. Let me know if you’re the one.

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Lunar Cycles: Full Moon - 22 August at 12:30pm at 29 Aquarius 39. New Moon - 6 September, 5:11 pm at 14 Virgo 20.

ARIES [Mar. 20 - Apr. 19] - Relationships are more important at this time of the year, which is earlier than usual for you in the year cycle. Having fun and recreational activities continue to be urges that are felt strongly. Listen to wise counsel regarding your health and fitness.

TAURUS [Apr. 19 - May 20] - Unique information appears in your psyche as you go about your home life. This instruction can be about how to change your home to be more upbeat, abundant and intellectually stimulating. Pay attention to your dreams as they may uncover past traumas.

GEMINI [May 20 - June 21] - All those born in the last few days of this sign have the opportunity to restructure your lives.

You may even want to do a radical shift of some sort, even as far as completely wiping the existing board clean. Start over from a Spiritually centered perspective.

CANCER [June 21 - July 22] - Activity continues for you with your fiscal planning. Please work on being pro-active vs. reactionary.

Communications via phone or ­letter are happening with the contents involving attention to detail and analysis of relationships and the balance within them.

LEO [July 22 - Aug. 22] - You may be able to implement interesting new ideas and concepts that friends have given you. Just make sure they are valid and real for you, as they may be pipe dreams belonging to another’s vision. Your mind is racing with financial plans. Analyze all!

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LIBRA [Sept. 22 - Oct. 22] - Dreams are flowing as Mercury runs through your 12th house in its annual transit. For those born at the end of the sign, Saturn and Uranus are offering the opportunity to restructure your whole life. Others may prepare for this push in early September.

SCORPIO [Oct. 22 - Nov. 22] - Check in with your dreamscapes - how’s the world picture being painted there? Take note of what’s bothering you as these images and messages assist you in moving forward in your soul’s quest successfully. Thoughts that hold you back are revealed.

SAGITTARIUS [Nov. 22 - Dec. 20] - Here you are, several weeks into your ruler living in a fire vibration again. Enjoying this ease of existence? Trust so! You may be quietly jolted to an inner sense of what is holding you back from abundance, expansion and joyfulness.

CAPRICORN [Dec. 21 - Jan. 19] - There may be subtle stress pushing you towards a mental breakthrough regarding how you perceive your health and the structure of your daily life. Choices can be made that will lift you towards a release from karmic ancestral relationship burdens.

AQUARIUS [Jan. 19 - Feb. 18] - Choices made at this time regarding how you relate to people in the world can become a significant model for the next two years. Maintain appropriate boundaries with everyone and keep a thread of light-spun joy throughout all decisions.

PISCES [Feb. 18 - Mar. 20] - Relationships at this time are most interesting, as there is communication and reception of ideas and feelings. Watch old family patterns be revealed. You have a choice to allow them to continue to function or release them if they are outdated and outmoded.

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