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The proposed new state tax on investment real property has been described by supporters as applicable only to out-of-state millionaires and developers, as posing no threat to the counties, and as being necessary to properly fund our public schools.

As written, this proposed constitutional amendment would empower the legislature to define investment real property to include every apartment building, every farm, every small business, or even personal residences. There is no limit on the tax rate, and no thresholds to protect the owners of properties worth less than a million dollars.

It also concerns us that this new tax would impact owners of businesses and rental properties who would likely shift the burden to consumers by increasing the price of essential goods and services, and raising rents.

The proposal also adversely impacts Hawai‘i’s counties as real property taxes are the counties’ primary and largest source of revenue to fund county programs.

The counties must accommodate rising expenses such as salary increases for all employee bargaining units, which are firm obligations.

The legislature should accept the responsibility and appropriately fund education without causing financial

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challenges for counties. Authorizing the state to impose property taxes also would set in motion a perverse dynamic in which county officials would end up taking the heat for decisions made by O‘ahu-centric legislators, and Maui County’s excellent bond rating would likely be negatively affected.

There also is the question of whether public education is as severely underfunded as proponents of the new tax contend. The Maui County Council recently passed a resolution urging the state to do a full financial audit of the Department of Education (DOE) as Hawaii spent $13,748 per pupil for operations alone in 2015-2016 (the most recent school year for which national comparisons can be made), 17% above the national average.

The truth is that significant improvement in education will come when the existing top-down, bureaucratic DOE is transformed into a schools-centered system in which more money gets to the schools and the members of each school community can adjust it to the needs of their students.

For these reasons, we respectfully suggest voting “No” on the proposed new tax.

-Kelly King and Randall Roth. Kelly King is a Maui County Councilmember (South Maui).

Randall Roth is a professor emeritus of law at the William S. Richardson School of Law at UH Manoa.

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Stigmatized gender minorities can be empowered by traditional culture

HAWAI‘I’S TRANSGENDER YOUTH EXPERIENCE HEALTH AND SOCIAL INEQUITY, DOH REPORTS When foreigners came to Hawai‘i, they found practices and beliefs that disagreed with their world view. The dissonance created by the Westerners’ rigid assumptions and sense of righteousness was a problem, missionaries thought, that could be solved through conversion. So began the process of colonization: the imposition of Western culture on native people, establishment of white supremacy, and displacement of indigenous practices, people, and identity.

Colonization persists today. A report from the Department of Health illustrates one example. The Hawai‘i Sexual and Gender Minority Health Report 2018: A Focus On Transgender Youth, released last week, discusses the inequity of the health and risk factors experienced by Hawai‘i’s transgender public high school students, but not before giving context to the controversial topic of gender identity, an “individual’s personal sense of their gender.” Essentially, the report states, while gender identity has been largely considered to be binary (man or woman), these constructs are culturally informed.

Cultures worldwide have embraced a number of non-binary gender identities. In pre-colonial Hawai‘i, mahu were a third or “middle” gender that embodied the characteristics of both sexes, and society accepted sexual and gender diversity to the extent that mahu “were respected as spiritual and cultural leaders, especially in the preservation of Hawaiian traditions such as hula chants.” As colonization warped culture in the image of the West, mahu and other sexual minorities struggled to maintain respect within society, becoming shamed and stigmatized instead.

The result is “minority stress.” Minority Stress Theory states that people in stigmatized minority groups, such as gender nonconforming individuals and sexual minorities, experience a number of additional stressors, including “discrimination, rejection, and victimization based on gender minority identity or expression; non-affirmation of gender identity (e.g. wrong pronoun use); expectations of future experiences of discrimination based

on gender minority identity; internalized transphobia; and concealment of one’s [transgender] identity,” the DOH report states.

The prevalence of transgender individuals in Hawai‘i is highest in the nation, 0.8 percent, the report adds; among high school students, more than three percent of public high school students (approximately 1,260 students) identifying as transgender. Half of the youth who identified as transgender were Hawaiian or Filipino – cultures with a tradition of socially and culturally integrated non-binary genders that were colonized by the West.

Minority stress for gender non-conforming people, a result of supplanting a sexually and gender diverse society with rigid and binary Western conceptions of gender, has been linked to higher rates of mental health issues, “suicidality, depression, anxiety, substance use, and HIV diagnoses” when compared to cisgender people (those whose gender identity is the same as their sex assigned at birth).

The Hawai‘i Sexual and Gender Minority Health Report 2018 focuses on a number of self-reported health-risk behaviors and experiences transgender public high school students in Hawai‘i encounter in comparison to their cisgender peers. The results are shocking, and show a population that’s disproportionately at-risk and victimized. Here are some of the report’s findings:

• Half of transgender youth have attempted suicide in the past year, compared

• 29 percent of TG youth were bullied on school property in the past year, compared to 17 percent of cisgender youth.

• A quarter of TG youth skip school because they feel unsafe, compared to seven percent of their cisgender peers.

• TG youth are three times more likely to binge drink than cisgender youth.

• 25 percent of TG youth have injected illegal drugs, compared to 1 percent of cisgender youth.

• 46 percent of TG youth have misused prescription pain medication versus 10 percent of cisgender youth.

• TG youth are four-times more likely than cisgender youth to have been raped.

• More than half of TG youth do not have an adult in school they can talk to about important things.

There are more statistics in the full report at Health.hawaii.gov/surveillance.

Despite these numbers, the report concludes, “Recognizing and building upon the strength and resiliency of our local [transgender/gender non-conforming] communities is an essential component to improving the health and wellbeing of the population statewide.”

The advice Danielle Bergan, author of It’s Always Okay To Be Me, wrote in the Aug. 9, 2017 issue of MauiTime (“What it’s like to be transgender…”) is pertinent: “I want to ask all of you in our Maui community to support our transgender population on Maui and in Hawai‘i, especially the children. They are the bravest and the most susceptible of all of us in regards to lack of acceptance and potential for bullying or harm… Remember, an idle bystander can be just as dangerous as a bully.”

Bergan recommended support organizations for transgender youth: Empower’d Maui LGBTQ Youth Group (tiare@mauiaids.org) or Maui Pride (Mauipride.org).

HAWAI‘I CHAMBER OF COMMERCE CONTRIBUTES $600,000 TO FIGHT CON AM On Mon., Oct. 1, Honolulu Civil Beat reported on the Chamber of Commerce

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Last week we talked about a study that found demand for prostitution in Hawai‘i was higher than anywhere measured in the US. We asked readers on Facebook and Mauitime.com if they think sex buyers should be more aggressively penalized.

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Hawaii’s transfer of $600,000 to the Affordable Hawai‘i Coalition PAC, a political action committee formed in opposition to the proposed state constitutional amendment to give the legislature the power to implement a surcharge on investment property to support public education.

The contribution does yet not appear on the political action committee’s Campaign Spending Commission report which lists contributions until Sept. 26 totalling almost $155,000.

Affordable Hawai‘i states on its website that the constitutional amendment will raise the cost of living for everyone, and the amendment “would give the legislature the authority to create one of the largest tax increases in Hawai‘i’s history,” despite the fact that the constitutional amendment includes no specific language regarding types of properties or rates of the surcharge – those terms would be crafted by legislators if the ballot question is approved by voters in November.

“We need to protect our small business community because they’re the ones who are going to be impacted,” chamber president Sherry Menor-McNamara told Civil Beat.

“It’s really disappointing that the Chamber of Commerce has decided to come out against funding public schools,” HSTA Maui Chapter vice president and teacher Lisa Morrison countered. “This ballot question is simply asking people to say it’s OK to make a property tax law that would fund education.”

“We would welcome them to come to the legislative session in the spring and bring their concerns to help make sure that the law gets crafted in such a way that there isn’t this penalty on the businesses,” she said. “Passing this constitutional amendment is not going to affect consumers; it’s just saying ‘yes, it’s ok for us to make a bill’ – that’s it.”

The news of Hawaii’s Chamber of Commerce funding of Affordable Hawaii Coalition PAC came the evening before teachers across Hawaii organized a walk-in protest on Tue., Oct. 2.

“Hawaii teachers are joining what’s called the ‘red for ed’ movement around the country” to raise community awareness of the lack of funding in public schools, the Hawaii State Teachers Association stated. HSTA added, “Hawaii schools rank last in teacher pay and 45th in per pupil expenditures, adjusted for cost of living.”

“Specifically, our kids need smaller class sizes so they can get more individualized attention,” said Morrison, who participated in the walk-in at Maui High. “In order to get smaller class sizes you need more classes to put them in, and you need more comfortable classrooms for example with AC, and you need qualified teachers to put in front of the kids, and all of that takes money.”

HSTA has stated they are planning more demonstrations in support of the constitutional amendment and teacher funding; Morrison said the group will have an information booth at the County Fair. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @axelbeers

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PACIFIC WHALE FOUNDATION OFFERS PLASTIC POLLUTION SOLUTIONS PROGRAM A new Plastic Pollution Solutions program is available to all middle and high school students in Maui County. The program is a product of a grant awarded to Pacific Whale Foundation through the County of Maui Environmental Protection and Sustainability Division.

The goal is to familiarize students with the environmental issue of plastics in the ocean and introduce them to real solutions. “As the future decision makers and consumers of our world, these students are a critical part of the outcome,” said PWF Marketing and Development Director Kelly McHugh.

Plastic Pollution Solutions includes a

screening of the 22-minute film A Plastic Ocean as well as curriculum and activities appropriate for varying subject areas. The program is available to teachers in three curriculum delivery options: a school assembly to share and discuss the film (better suited for large groups), a classroom presentation and customized workshop (better suited for smaller groups), or a leave behind, for teachers that prefer to present the program in their own way.

The PPS program is run by PWF Education Manager Robyn Ehrlich, a state certified educator with 10 years of teaching experience. Ehrlich said they want to reach all middle and high school students in Maui County with a message that inspires them to make positive, lasting changes and to become stewards of the ocean.

Ehrlich runs the nonprofit organization’s premiere keiki offerings: Ocean Camp, featuring hands-on science activities and daily field trips for children in grades 1-5, and Keiki Whalewatch, a boat and classroom-based program offered during the months of January through April for students in pre-K to grade 12. Both programs share a common goal: to introduce students to the marine environment through engaging activities and field experiences to inspire them to care about and protect the ocean.

“There is a growing global awareness of the enormity of the plastic proliferation in our oceans,” said Maui County Environmental Coordinator Rob Parsons.

“We are grateful to partner with PWF to highlight the critical impacts of plastic on our marine ecosystem, and to highlight potential solutions.”

For details and scheduling information, contact Robyn Ehrlich at 808-856-8341 or robynehrlich@pacificwhale.org.■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit:

WESTIN NANEA OCEAN VILLAS AWARDS ITS FIRST ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP Kale‘a Paiva is the recipient of the first academic scholarship awarded by The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas. Paiva – a graduate of Kula Kaiapuni, King Kekaulike High School’s Hawaiian immersion program – completed her high school career with a 4.02 GPA and began her first semester at Pacific Lutheran University in Washington to further her education in environmental studies.

The new scholarship – named Kaunaloa I Ka ‘Imi Na‘auao (determined perseverance in seeking education) – was founded to honor the resort’s core values of commitment to community and Hawaiian culture. The resort will award the annual academic scholarship for excellence to a Hawaiian immersion high school graduate of Maui who has received acceptance and will attend an accredited college

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Haleakala National Park has released its Kipahulu Comprehensive Plan and Environmental Assessment for public review. The purpose of the KCP/EA is to improve visitor access to and enjoyment of the Kipahulu District while reducing visitor-caused impacts to the park’s resources, to improve safety, and to ensure adequate operational capacity and facilities given the area’s remote location.

The plan provides guidance on improvements to areas including the visitor center, trails, and campground, as well as improvements to supporting National Park Service operational facilities such as the maintenance area buildings, fee station, staff housing, and staff offices.

The KCP/EA will be available for review online from Oct. 1 to 31, 2018 at Nps. gov/hale/learn/management/publicinvolvement.htm. Hard copies will also be available to review at the Park Headquarters Visitor Center and the Kipahulu Visitor Center.

A public meeting is scheduled for interested individuals to learn about actions proposed in the plan and the NPS’s preferred alternative. The meeting is set for Monday, October 15, 2018, from 4:306pm in the Kipahulu Visitor Center.

The public is invited to view the KCP/ EA and submit their comments related to the completed plan. Comments can be submitted electronically via the NPS Review Planning, Environment, and Public Comment website at Parkplanning.nps.gov/KCP. Comments may also be submitted by email (HALE_ Superintendent@nps.gov) with the subject line “KIPA Comprehensive Site Plan Comments” or by snail mail to: National Park Service-Planning

Division. ATTN: HALE Kipahulu Comprehensive Plan Team. P.O. Box 25287. Denver, CO 80225-0287. All comments must be received by close of business on Wed., Oct. 31, 2018.

Comments will not be accepted by fax or in any manner other than those specified above. Bulk comments in any format (hard copy or electronic) submitted on behalf of others will not be accepted.

Before including a personal address, phone number, email address, or other personal identifying information, anyone providing written comment should be aware their entire comment – including their personal identifying information – may be made publicly available at any time; while anyone wishing to comment may ask the NPS to withhold their personal identifying information from public review, the National Park Service cannot guarantee it will be able to do so.

or university in the fall.

“I am extremely happy and thankful to have received this scholarship because it is helping me attend school on the mainland, expand my knowledge and share how important it is to represent and be proud of our culture and language,” said Paiva, who is looking forward to making new friends and volunteering within the surrounding community. The lessons that she learned while attending Kula Kaiapuni will be carried on for the years to come, she said. “Kula Kaiapuni doesn’t just teach academics. They also teach Hawaiian values like working together, compassion, learning how to forgive others and malama ‘aina (taking care of the land),” she said. After completing her education in Washington, Paiva plans to move back to Maui and find an occupation that focuses on giving back to the land and community.

Her passion for perpetuating the Hawaiian culture, nurturing the environment, and volunteering within the community directly reflects the values of The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, said a resort spokesperson.

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News Of The Weird SMOOTH REACTION A naked man opened the door to firefighters responding to a house fire in Niceville, Florida, on Aug. 27 and said “I’m sorry” before closing the door in their faces.

James Cunningham, 53, later admitted to police he’d had two liters of vodka and had smoked marijuana before trying to bake cookies on his George Foreman grill, reported WPLG Local 10. The experiment went wrong when the grill and cookies caught fire, so he covered them with a dry towel, which also caught fire. Firefighters said if he’d been in the house any longer, he could have died from smoke inhalation.

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IRONY Lona and Joseph Johnson of Bellingham, Washington, survived the Las Vegas mass shooting last October and decided to get a dog to help with the trauma that haunted them after the incident. “We heard that dogs are good pets to help with the healing and PTSD... and got Jax,” Joseph told the Bellingham (Washington) Herald. But on Sept. 2, neighbor Odin Maxwell, 49, shot and killed Jax, telling police the dog was chasing his chickens. An investigation showed no chickens were harmed, and Maxwell was cited for discharging a firearm.

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Patricia Ann Hill, 69, of White Hall, Arkansas, called 911 on July 28 to report she had shot her husband, Frank, 65. But she had a motive: Patricia told Jefferson County Sheriff’s investigators she had previously

disagreed with her husband’s purchase of a pornography channel on Dish Network, and she canceled the channel, telling Frank that if he reordered it, he’d have to leave. That day, reported the Pine Bluff Commercial, the Dish bill arrived, revealing that the channel had been re-added, so Patricia confronted Frank in his “man cave” and told him to go. When he refused, Patricia fetched a .22-caliber pistol from the house and shot him twice, killing him. Hill was charged with capital murder and held without bond in the Jefferson County adult detention center.

BRIGHT IDEA It’s one way to get a ride to lunch: Knox County (Kentucky) Sheriff’s deputies responded on Aug. 24 to a home in Corbin, where Kenneth Ray Couch, 35, had reportedly stolen a handgun. As they searched for Couch, they learned he had been transported to the hospital in an ambulance after staging a heart attack at nearby Dixon’s market. When police arrived at Baptist Health, Corbin, WYMT reported, they found Couch in the cafeteria, which had apparently been his goal all along. Couch was arrested and charged with first-degree burglary and falsely reporting an incident.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINAL Taiheem M. McKay, 23, of Riverhead, New York, made it easy for Suffolk County officials to track him down after suspecting him of breaking into 10 different homes over the course of seven months, stealing cash, jewelry and designer accessories.

According to Newsday, the Suffolk County Department of Probation traced McKay to the burglary locations through his GPS ankle monitor, which he was wearing as a result of a February 2017 second-degree reckless endangerment conviction. McKay has additional pending indictments in other burglaries.

THE PASSING PARADE Known for his blond mullet and numerous social media rants, zoo owner Joe Exotic (real name: Joseph MaldonadoPassage) of Wynnewood, Oklahoma, has been cooling his heels in a Florida jail since his arrest Sept. 7 for allegedly attempting to hire two people in late 2017 to kill an unnamed woman. According to the Orlando Sentinel, one of those “killers” was an undercover FBI agent, and Exotic was indicted on federal murderfor-hire charges. It all started “many, many years” ago, said Carole Baskin of Big Cat Rescue in Tampa, who claims to be the “unnamed woman” Exotic was hoping to off. She said Exotic has threatened her repeatedly and posted online a video of himself shooting an effigy of Baskin in the head. Tangentially, Exotic was also a candidate in a three-way Libertarian primary run for governor in Oklahoma this summer. He finished third. ■

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here is no right or wrong time to jump into getting fit. Fitness is never one-size-fits-all, and one’s journey to their best body is a personal one. That is why we have compiled the most comprehensive list of gyms available to you on Maui. It is just one facet of the workout world: CrossFit boxes, yoga, spin, and pilates studios will be covered in the next installment. The gym is a one-stop shop to fitness culture, whether you want to lift weights, step on a cardio machine, take a class, or meet a physical trainer.

It’s never too late to up your fitness game, and here on the Valley Isle we have many options. With yearlong water sports activities, hiking, and yoga classes to explore, there’s never a lack of ways to get fit. But, sometimes a steady and weekly workout schedule is what we really need to change our lives for the best.

Joining a gym has many benefits. Joining a gym and actually going to the gym has even more benefits! A consistent gym schedule doesn’t just help you lose weight and get toned, it also helps to increase physical and mental strength, and helps control daily-life anxiety levels. Becoming a member of a gym is also a great way to meet new people in a healthy and motivating environment.

Learn more about what each gym on Maui has to offer in group classes, personal training services, bodybuilding, and more.

We even talked to some of the fitness professionals behind these gyms. We’re pretty lucky to have such a huge variety of locations and each one is special in its own way. Find out which gym has the amenities and services that will help motivate you on your personal fitness journey.

comfortable environment. We have friendly members who you probably already know as your neighbors or friends. We pride ourselves in cultivating a respectful environment where all ages and fitness levels share a space. We have caring staff who have been picked for their passion of helping others and not their drive for sales. We have a clean and homey feel to our gym where young and old help each other, and beginners and experts laugh and say hi to each other. We also are one of the most safe and convenient options with full reciprocity to multiple locations and 24/7 access.”

Higuchi says they always emphasize quality over quantity, and extend a generosity of spirit to all of their members. They have lots of membership options including taking some health insurance plans. Anytime Fitness locations are independently owned but members are welcome at any location. Other locations on Maui are in Wailuku and a Lahaina location that will be opening soon.

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CENTRAL MAUI Planet Fitness - Kahului 32 Ho‘okele St., Building 8, Kahului, 96732, 808-215-7468, Planetfitness.com Planet Fitness aims to create a new kind of workout environment with their non-intimidating, low-pressure workout environment. They focus on attracting people who do not work out regularly into the gym with a low cost model that is free of group exercise, heavy weights, and childcare. Instead they offer high quality equipment cardio, circuit training,

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24 Hour Fitness - Kahului 150 Hana Highway, Kahului 96732, 808-877-7474, 24hourfitness.com Maui’s 24 Hour Fitness club has a big selection of different fitness resources on the Valley Isle.

Membership costs are reasonable, there’s a wide variety of equipment, and all staff are full of fitness aloha. This gym is centrally located, and has all the amenities necessary for a fit lifestyle. From cardio lovers to hardcore bodybuilders, Zumba fans to parents looking for childcare, 24 Hour Fitness delivers.

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Anytime Fitness - Wailuku 54 Maui Lani Pkwy, Wailuku 96793, 808-244-2348, Anytimefitness.com Anytime Fitness has two locations on Maui: Wailuku and Pukalani. Each location is owned separately. The facilities are new, and they’re one of the few gyms on Maui that have 24 hour access. Anytime Fitness was founded in 2002 and has around 6000 gyms worldwide.

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Maui Family YMCA is a part of a national network of YMCA fitness centers. The organization focuses on youth development, healthy living, social responsibility, and community.

This gym is fun for the whole family.

Maui YMCA is also a great place for swimming classes and seasonal day camps for kids.

24 Kiopaa Street, Pukalani 96768, 808-633-6463, Anytimefitness.com The first Anytime Fitness in Hawai‘i was opened in Pukalani by Sean and Katie Higuchi in 2013.

Higuchi grew up on Maui but left for Seattle to get his degree, a BS in Exercise Science. It was a dream of his to be able to move back to Maui and open a community fitness business. His wife Katie teaches pilates at the gym and is also a dance teacher at Maui Academy of Performing Arts. They felt Anytime Fitness was the perfect gym to open because the company’s values aligned with his idea of the aloha spirit.

“We truly believe that fitness is for everyone, but everyone can use some help from a caring coach,” says Sean. “It’s our goal to coach, care, and connect with all of our members. Our membership is a true cross section of our community with aunties and uncles working out next to high school students. Everyone feels welcome. We use fitness as a means to give back to our community by providing a great location for people to workout, supporting local youth activities and schools, and giving to local charities like Women Helping Women Maui, Maui Friends of the Library, Maui Humane Society, and many more.”

“The first thing you’ll notice when you walk in is the

in rewarding yourselves so members enjoy free pizza on the first Monday of every month, as well as free bagels and coffee on the second Tuesday.”

Planet Fitness is one of Maui’s newest gyms located in Central Maui near Target. Here you’ll find new amenities and extra services like tanning and hydro massage services.

light free weights, and hydro massage.

Ashley Kellogg, Marketing Manager for Planet Fitness, says “Our approach to fitness has revolutionized the industry by bringing fitness to a large, previously underserved segment of the population. We cater to first-time or casual gym-goers – the 80 percent of the population that does not belong to a health club.

Intimidation and cost are significant barriers for them, and Planet Fitness is the answer to that. Planet Fitness gyms are affordable with very low membership fees, and no high pressure sales tactics. We are known for our welcoming, comfortable environment we call the Judgement Free Zone. We focus on providing what our members truly want in a gym experience for an extremely affordable price – high quality equipment, clean and judgement free environment. We also believe

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Yanagida Fitness - Wailuku 800 Eha Street, Wailuku 96793, 808-250-9622, Yanagidafitness.com Yanagida Fitness is best suited for those that are seeking personal one-on-one fitness training. Whether you are new to fitness or at a professional training level, here is a place to focus on your personal fitness goals in a more focused atmosphere.

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Ho‘omana Barbell 1826 Ka‘ohu St., Wailuku 96793, 808-856-5385, Hoomanabarbell.com Ho‘omana Barbell offers personal and small group training for those that are concentrated on powerlifting, strength, and conditioning. Tis gym is a great place to hone in on your fitness level, and create and reach new goals in a supportive environment.

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Fitness 101- Wailuku 850 Kolu St., Wailuku 96793, 808-243-9340, Fitness-101-llc.business.site Fitness 101 is a specialized gym in Central Maui.

They focus on personalized physical fitness for a variety of modalities, and have a boxing ring inside the gym.

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Club Maui 300 Ma‘alaea Rd #202, Wailuku, HI 96793, 808-633-1765, Theclubmaui.com Get fit on new luxurious facilities that boast unlimited group classes and a gorgeous view of the harbor while you workout. CrossFit Maui is in the same building and they offer membership combos.

Memberships start at around $120 per month with no contract; call for other pricing and promotions. Personal training packages, locker rentals, and nutritional IV’s are separate. Club Maui is opening in Lahaina soon too!

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NORTH SHORE FuzionFit - Ha‘iku 810 Kokomo Road, Ha‘iku 96708, 808-214-9011, Fuzionfitinc.com Izaak Tyrrell, Fuzion Fit President, Owner, and Creator says he came up with the group training method that has trademarked his gym about 7 years ago.

“It is a group training method that I came up with for teaching classes in large groups,” says Tyrrell. “That is where the brand came from. The concept was to fuse as many modalities in the fitness industry into one place. Some people were doing TRX, some people were doing spin, some people were doing CrossFit, some were doing yoga, whatever, but we put it all together into one class, one venue. That is where the name Fuzion Fit came from, we are fuzing all of the modalities into one class and one space.”

When the Upcountry Fitness gym closed Tyrell found the perfect opportunity to create Fuzion Fit Headquarters. A year and a half ago he was able to expand and renovate the space to turn it into a full service health club.

“You have to train for the sport of life,” says Tyrell.

There is nothing about your workout that should be redundant except for showing up everyday. Having a larger variety of equipment to play with you are going to be able to constantly change your routine and adapt to a new thing. You can be on a constant trail of progression in your fitness.”

“All of our classes are taught by personal trainers.

So when you take a class you are getting the personal training concept going on with a group environment.

We can teach you really technical exercises, and you can learn how to use all of the equipment, and get one-on-one time with a trainer all in a class. I created these group training classes so basically you get people a personal training experience in a more financially obtainable situation.”

FuzionFit is the only multi-discipline training facility of its kind on Maui. Members have access to a decent selection of cardio and weight training equipment, plus access to a variety of group training classes: power plates, cycling, kettlebells, aerial silks, and more. They offer family, couples, and a variety of membership options. Their classes are also open to non-members.

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Deep Relief Peak Performance 810 Kokomo Road, Ha‘iku 96708, 808-214-8224, Deep2peak.com Deep Relief is a smaller gym in size, but offers a huge selection of training modalities for fitness pros and athletes. The personal trainers have athletic experience in many genres which makes this a go-to location for Maui water sports athletes and athletic competitors. Here, members will find a full spectrum or training services that include physical therapy and professional sports massage.

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SOUTH MAUI Maui Powerhouse Gym - Kihei 1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei 96753, 808-214-6737, Mauipowerhousegym.com Maui Powerhouse Gym is the best option for a South Maui gym if you’re looking for a variety of equipment, classes, and amenities. Whether you’re into cardio, cycling, or serious bodybuilding, here’s a fully equipped gym. They also offer a Senior Fit program.

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The Gym Maui - Kihei 300 Ohukai Road, Kihei 96753, 808-891-8108, Thegymmaui.com The Gym Maui is a great choice for those that already have a fitness routine and those that are serious about creating a consistent workout schedule.

There’s a variety of instructors and equipment for a ton of fitness modalities including body building, kickboxing, and mixed martial arts (MMA).

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South Maui Fitness - Kihei 95 E. Lipoa Street, Kihei, 96753, 808-633-4679, Southmauifitness.com South Maui Fitness is a mom and pop shop started by Mia Taylor and her husband. Mia has a master’s degree in exercise science and kinesiology and it was always her passion to open a gym. She found out the former owners were leaving the island and found her opportunity.

Taylor says, “Our company slogan is “Be Fit. Be Aloha.” To us, that means everything starts with you.

If you are healthy and fit, you will have more energy to invest in your work, your personal relationships, and your community. At South Maui Fitness, our goal is to help you establish the habits and lifestyle choices that will help you feel great every day, giving you the energy to build the life you want.

“The people who are drawn to our gym are wonderful, and they help to create a friendly and courteous atmosphere that we are known for. I look forward to going to work every day, because I know I will greet a lot of smiling faces. It’s just a great community. Also, we have such a bright, clean facility. I’m not sure how to explain it, but our members say the place has a certain vibe, welcoming and comfortable. We truly pride ourselves on being friendly and helpful to our members. Also, we are not a giant gym where a ton of people are working out, we are literally your friends and neighbors. When people walk through the door, they feel the positive energy and are motivated to get started on their workout.”

South Maui Fitness is an ideal gym for those with a busy schedule, and those that prefer to be in a smaller gym environment. This gym doesn’t require long contracts. Members can join by week or month or by the session making this a great choice for those that have a

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Valley Isle Fitness Center - Kihei 41 E. Lipoa Street, Kihei 96753, 808-874-2844, Valleyislefitnesscenter.com

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The BLOCK has two locations in Lahaina. The method practiced at this Maui gym is focused on small group training. In each workout, the class focuses on organized circuit training that includes kettlebells, rowers, sandbags, treadmills, TRX training, and more.

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Ka‘anapali Fitness - Lahaina 3445 Lower Honoapi‘ilani Rd. Lahaina 96761, 808-667-5025 Kaanapalifitness.com This fitness center in Ka‘anapali Shores is larger than most hotel gyms and open to the public. They open from 7am to 7pm in the Honokowai area and pride themselves on their clean and friendly atmosphere.

Carl Powell, Manager at Ka‘anapali Fitness says, “The gym has been in the hotel for over 15 years. It is currently owned by Hawaiian Rainforest for the last 2 years. We are a fitness center with plenty of cardio machines, Yoga classes, weight machines, and some free weight. Not for the serious bodybuilder, but great if you are trying to stay in shape during your visit. You can get a day pass for $15, a week pass for $35, or a month for $50.”

They are located in a resort area. The gym is offers a smaller selection of equipment and amenities. The facilities are well-maintained and best suited for someone on the go who’s looking for a no-hassle workout space close to home.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY OCT. 4 96TH ANNUAL MAUI FAIR–The 96th Annual Maui Fair will be back at War Memorial Complex from Thursday, October 4 until Sunday, October 7. This year’s theme is “Celebrating the Good ‘Ol Days,” and will feature the usual array of family friendly activities and community events. The fair will commence with the traditional opening day parade, and the fairground will open later in the afternoon with rides, carnival games, ‘ono food vendors, live music, dancing, and more.

Look forward to visiting Orchidland, seeing livestock exhibitions, a craft fair, the popular Chili Cook-off and Pie Eating Contests. (War Memorial Complex, Kahului); Mauifair.com Photo courtesy of Facebook Maui Fair

BUCKS FOR DUCKS–Until October 31, Art on Market’s harities by Bucks For Ducks campaign supports local Maui charities east Canselling rubber duckies. October is the National Breast dation will cer Awareness Month, and Pacific Cancer Foundation be this month’s recipient. The adorable little yellow bath toys will op by the be sold for $3 a duck, or 2 for $5. Make sure to stop ps! Art gallery to support this benefit. Every little duck helps!

2543; on Market, (42 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-727-2543; Artonmarket.com Photo courtesy of Flickr/David

THURSDAY OCT. 4 FUEL UP AND DO GOOD–Until December 31, fuel up and do good at Ohana Fuels Stations. The Arc of Maui County has been selected as the beneficiary of the 2018 Ohana Fuels “Fuel Up, Do Good” program.

The public can support ARC programs by fueling up gas tanks at Ohana Fuel stations. A portion of proceeds from every gallon of gas sold will go directly to ARC, an organization that supports persons with developmental disabilities on Maui. Ohanafuels.com; Arcofmaui.org Photo courtesy PxHere

HOW FILM CAN BE A TOOL FOR SOCIAL CHANGE–This event will present information about the Maui Huliau Foundation’s history and programs. Staff members and students will present a talk story session about youth-led environmental efforts, and their perspective about how film can be used as a tool for social change. Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Huliau Foundation

FRIDAY OCT. 5 MONIKA MORAKIS–Meet Monika Morakis at Art on M M Market in Wailuku on Friday, October 5. Morakis is a w well regarded mosaic artist whose works have been feat tured in many of Maui’s juried art exhibits. She’ll be at the gallery for a meet-and-greet, and for a chance for Maui’s art loving community to see her new works.

Free. 6pm. Art on Market, (42 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-727-2543; Artonmarket.com Photo courtesy of Art on Market

REBELUTION’S FREE REIN HAWAII TOUR–Rebelution is a California reggae band composed of musicians Eric Rachmany, Rory Carey, Wesley Finley, and Marley D. Williams.

They are an international reggae phenomenon known for their creativity and spreading the positive vibes. They’ll be joined by Tribal Seeds and Hirie. $29.50-$49.50/GA; $89.50/VIP. Gates: 5pm. Show: 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org Photo courtesy of MACC

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SATURDAY OCT. 6

GAY PRIDE PARTY–Kicking off Maui’s Pride Weekend, here’s a chance to celebrate LGBTQ on a Fri-Yay! Look forward to spending time with a beautiful community by dancing, celebrating, and making new friends. Entertainment will be provided by DJ Kurt and Tiare Larage. 21+. Free.

9pm. VIBE Bar and Nightclub, (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Vibenightclubmaui.com Photo courtesy of VIBE

MAUI PRIDE–Maui Pride will present a huge celebration for Maui’s LGBTQ community and friends. Enjoy unique local vendors, live entertainment, local Maui DJs, ‘ono food from Fatt Chicks, a pet parade, talent contests, and more. 10:55am. Trinity Episcopal Church By-the-Sea, (100 Kulanihakoi St., Kihei); 808-879-0161; Trinitybts.org; Mauipride.org Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Pride

SATURDAY OCT. 6 GET THE DRIFT AND BAG IT–Here’s a chance to join a beach clean up on Maui’s North Shore. The event is presented by Malama Maui Nui partners like Pa‘ia Town Association, Maui Lifeguards Association, and Surfrider Foundation’s Maui Chapter. Go online for more information, and download the Clean Swell app prior to the beach clean up. Free. 9am. Baldwin Beach Park, (Alawai Rd., Pa‘ia); Oceanconservancy.org/trash-free-seas/international-coastal-cleanup/cleanswell Photo courtesy of Facebook/Malama Maui Nui

PAILOLO OKTOBERFEST– The Pailolo Bar and Grill will host their second annual Pailolo Oktoberfest benefit event for the Pacific Cancer Foundation. Guests can support Maui cancer patients and programs by enjoying seasonal craft beer from Maui Brewing Co. and Kohola Brewery, specialty cocktails by Pau Vodka, and Oktoberfest-inspired food like bratwurst, pretzels, and schnitzel sliders. Guests will also receive a “Das Boot” souvenir mug, all you can eat dishes, and live entertainment. 21+. $35. 2pm. Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200; Tickets.honoluluboxoffice.com/e/oktoberfest Photo courtesy of Facebook/Westin Kaanapali Ocean Resort Villas

SATURDAY OCT. 6 KALANI PE‘A NO ‘ANE‘I CD RELEASE CONCERT–Grammy Award-winner Kalani Pe‘a invites the public to attend his CD release concert for his sophomore album, No ‘Ane‘i (We Belong Here). He’ll be the conductor of all celebrations with original Hawaiian music, and musical guests like Na Wai ‘Eha. $30-$45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org Photo courtesy of Facebook/Kalani Pe‘a

PADDLE FOR LIFE–Pacific Cancer Foundation’s 10th annual Paddle for Life event will commence with a outrigger canoe journey across the ocean with over 200 cancer survivors and supporters. Six-person teams will travel across the ‘Au‘au Channel from Lahaina to Lana‘i (34-miles roundtrip) to raise funds for the Pacific Cancer Foundation.

6am. Hanaka‘o‘o (Canoe) Beach, (Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. Mile Marker 23.4, Lahaina); 808-242-7661; Pacificcancerfoundation.org Photo courtesy of Facebook/Paddle For Life

SU S SUNDAY U OCT. 7 BRE BREKKIE PAJAMA PARTY–Here’s an awesome Sunday Funday event for aadults on Maui. All you have to do is roll out of bed and head to Lahaina ffor a pajama-themed party full of good times. Guests can get down to DJ Louvera in their jammies, enjoy breakfast samplers like bennies and mini chicken and waffles, savor some tasty libations, and win prizes. 21+.

7:30-10:30am. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com Photo courtesy of Facebook/DTH

WEDNESDAY OCT. 10 NATHAN AWEAU–Nathan Aweau is a three-time winner of the title “Male Vocalist alist of the ass. Along Year,” and is world renowned for his extraordinary skills on the 8-string electric bass. e hula by with beautiful vocals, here’s a chance to witness Aweau’s magic in person alongside Kelehua Kawai. Pre-show dinner packages are available through the Sea House Resrt, taurant. $37.99-$95. Doors: 6:45pm. Show: 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com Photo courtesy off Facebook/Nathan K. Aweau

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Film

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Horror Fest: Pet Sematary Ka‘ahumanu Mall’s Consolidated Theatres plays a different Stephen King film adaptation every Wednesday for the month of October ★★★★★

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or the month of October, the Queen Ka‘ahumanu’s Consolidated Theatres is throwing Horror Fest: Stephen King Edition, with a different classic King film adaptation every Wednesday night at 7pm. The offerings are Brian De Palma’s Carrie (Oct. 3), Rob Reiner’s Misery (Oct. 10), Mary Lambert’s Pet Sematary (Oct. 17), David Cronenberg’s The Dead Zone (Oct. 24), and Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining (Oct 31). The lineup is solid all around but I’m especially excited to revisit Lambert’s Pet Sematary, which is among the scariest movies I’ve ever seen.

Louis and Rachel Creed (played by Dale Midkiff and Denise Crosby) move to Ludlow, Maine, along with their two children and cat named Church. While Louis takes up his new practice as the town doctor, his daughter begins asking him a lot of pointed questions about death. Not long after, Church winds up roadkill. A friendly neighbor, Jud Crandall (played by Fred Gwynne), instructs Louis to take his late pet to the nearby pet cemetery.

We learn that Louis buries Church within the mystical Micmac Indian burial ground, which explains why Church comes back the next day… with glowing eyes and a rotten attitude.

I have a long history with King’s tale, which was the first novel of considerable length I ever read (at the too-young age of 10, no less); it gave me nightmares for months.

Then came the movie, which I didn’t see for years but, thanks to glimpsing a pictorial in Fangoria Magazine, invoked another season of lost sleep. In grade school, I heard stories of kids being taken to see the film at the

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Maui Theater in Kahului, with reports of kids fleeing the theater and crying in the parking lot. For my college senior project as a theater major, I wound up writing, directing and starring in an adaptation of W.W. Jacobs’ 1902 story The Monkey’s Paw, upon which Pet Sematary is based. There’s something about King’s tale that holds a fascination with me, continues to bother me, and tumbles around in my imagination.

While the film was harshly criticized for its violence upon its initial release, the performances by the two leads are the main point of criticism that, unfortunately, does hold up after all this time. Roundly dubbed “bland,” the acting by Midkiff and Crosy is actually worse than that: As hard as they try, neither is up to the emotional demands of their characters. Thankfully, Gwynne is excellent (in fact, this is the best performance of his career) and little Miko Hughes is

unforgettable as Louis’s son, Gage. The art direction and cinematography are excellent, creating a vivid mood and unsettling vantage points to witness the horror. The editing is quite brilliant – note how the horrifying second act-inciting incident is marked by a primal scream and contrasting series of family photos. Likewise, how a quick shot of a young boy at play flashes over the screen during the peak of the film’s macabre climax. Detours including Rachel’s traumatic childhood and flashbacks to other unfortunate souls resurrected via the pet cemetery are truly horrifying.

The character of Victor Pascow (well played

by Brad Greenquist) poses a problem; Pascow is a dead patient who materializes as a ghost after Louis fails to save him. While his initial appearance is jolting, the characters overstays his welcome (unlike Griffin Dunne’s character in An American Werewolf in London, who

Pascow is clearly modeled after).

A remarkable, undervalued aspect to Pet Sematary is that it is one of the very few American horror films directed by a woman (in fact, the other horror titles made by women are hybrids). Mary Lambert took up directing duties after horror legend George A. Romero passed on the project. Lambert, best known for helming dozens of iconic MTV videos (including Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” and “La Isla Bonita”), creates an understated but distinct style and never shies away from visceral impact. Pet Sematary is imperfect but Lambert’s uncompromised shaping of King’s vision isn’t merely frightening, but emotionally crushing. The superb, somber score by Elliot Goldenthal provides perfect accompaniment – as much as this is based in the supernatural, it’s a tragic tale about a family’s inability to deal with death. Old Jud remains correct: “Sometimes, dead is better.” ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

A Star is Born-R- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 11:30 1:20 2:20 4:10 5:10 7:00 8:00 9:50 10:45, 2D SUN-WED 10:30 11:30 1:20 2:20 4:10 5:10 7:00 8:00.

Venom-PG13- 2D THU 5:00 7:35. 2D FRISAT 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, 2D FRIWED 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15.

The House With A Clock In Its Walls-PG2D THU 11:30 12:15 2:00 2:45 4:30 5:15 7:00 7:45. 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:10 4:45 7:10 9:40, 2D MON-TUE 11:45 2:10 4:45 7:10, 2D WED 11:45 2:10 4:45.

Smallfoot-PG-THU 11:45 12:45 2:10 3:10 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:35 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45, 2D SUN-WED 10:35 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30.

Exes Baggage-NR- 2D FRI-SAT 12:15 2:40 5:00 7:40 10:00, 2D SUN-WED 12:15 2:40 5:00 7:40.

A Simple Favor-R- 2D THU 11:20 2:10.

Crazy Rich Asians-PG13- THU 11:10 1:45 4:25.

Misery-R- 2D WED 7:00.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) [Showtimes were incomplete at press time, please contact the theater for more info.]

The Metropolitan Opera:Aida-G- 2D FRI 12:55.

The Dawn Wall-PG- 2D MON 7:00.

NEW THIS WEEK A STAR IS BORN - R - Drama/Music/ Romance - A seasoned musician falls in love with a struggling artist and helps her find fame, even while his own life spirals out of control. Stars Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. 135 min.

THE DAWN WALL - PG - Documentary - Back by popular demand, this special premiere documents American rock climbers’ ascent of a seemingly impossible 3,000 foot rock face at Yosemite. 100 min.

EXES BAGGAGE - NR - Drama/Romance A Filipino film about a music-loving loner who falls for a rebel with a purpose. Stars Angelica Panganiban. 104 min.

LEAVE NO TRACE - PG - Drama - A father and his 13-year-old daughter live off the grid in the forests of Portland, Oregon until their lives are shattered and they are forced to adapt to new surroundings. Stars Ben Foster. 109 min.

METROPOLITAN OPERA: AIDA - NR - Stage - Set in ancient Egypt, this opera explores the conflict between private emotion and public duty. 216 min.

MISERY (1990) - R - Crime/Drama/Thriller - A special screening of a Stephen King adaptation about an author who is rescued by a fan, only to realize it is the beginning of a captive nightmare. Stars Cathy Bates.

107 min.

A Star is Born-R- 2D THU 7:25 9:30.

Venom-PG13- 2D THU 5:00 7:00 8:00 10:00, 3D THU 5:30 7:30 8:30 10:30, 2D FRI-MON 1:05 7:05 10:05, 2D TUE 1:05 7:05, 2D WED 1:05 7:05 10:05. 3D FRI-MON 4:05, 3D TUE 4:05 10:05, 3D WED 4:05.

The Trump Prophecy-PG13- 2D THU 7:00.

Hell Fest-R- 2D THU 12:10 2:20 5:00 7:40.

Night School-PG-13- 2D THU 1:05 4:00 7:40 10:40.

Smallfoot-PG-2D THU 12:00 4:20 6:50 10:00, 3D THU 2:35.

Fahrenheit 11/9-R-2D THU 12:50 3:55 6:50 9:55.

Life Itself-R- 2D THU 12:45.

The House With A Clock In Its Walls-PG2D THU 1:10 4:05 7:45 10:30.

The Predator-R-2D THU 12:15 2:25 4:00 10:25.

White Boy Rick-R-2D THU 12:55.

Peppermint-R- 2D THU 12:05 2:30 4:50 10:30.

The Nun-R- 2D THU 12:00 3:00 5:25 10:40.

Crazy Rich Asians-PG13- THU 1:10 4:05 7:05 10:00.

The Meg-PG13- 2D THU 1:05 3:55.

REGENCY KIHEI CINEMAS 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 808-891-1016 (Matinees: every day until 5pm)

A Star is Born-R- 2D THU 7:00 8:20. 2D

VENOM - PG-13 - Action/Horror/Sci-Fi - A journalist, played by Tom Hardy, is taken over by an alien symbiote that gives him superpowers. 112 min.

NOW PLAYING A SIMPLE FAVOR - R - Comedy/Crime/ Drama - A vlogger turns amateur detective to uncover the truth behind her best friend’s disappearance. Stars Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively. 117 min.

FRI 12:45 1:45 3:45 4:55 7:00 8:00 10:00, 2D SAT 1:45 3:45 4:55 7:00 8:00 10:00, 2D SUN-WED 12:45 1:45 3:45 4:55 7:00 8:00 10:00.

Venom-PG13- 2D THU 7:15, 2D FRI-WED 1:10 4:20 7:30 10:05.

Smallfoot-PG-2D THU 12:00 1:00 2:20 4:40 6:00 7:00, 2D FRI-SUN 11:45 2:05 4:25 6:45 9:10, 2D MON-WED 2:05 4:25 6:45 9:10.

Leave No Trace-PG- 2D SAT 10:30, 2D WED 7:30.

The House With A Clock In Its Walls-PG2D THU 1:10 3:40.

A Simple Favor-R- 2D THU 1:20 4:10.

Crazy Rich Asians-PG13- 2D THU 3:15.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Venom-PG13- 2D THU 5:00, 3D THU 7:45.

2D FRI-SAT 1:10 7:00 9:50, 2D SUN-MON 1:10 7:00, 2D TUE 1:10 7:00 9:50, 2D WED 1:10 7:00, 3D FRI-WED 4:00.

Night School-PG13-2D THU 1:15 4:00 7:00, 2D FRI-SAT 1:30 4:15 7:15 10:00, 2D SUNMON 1:30 4:15 7:15, 2D TUE 1:30 4:15 7:15 10:00, 2D WED 1:30 4:15 7:15.

Smallfoot-PG-2D THU 1:00 6:30, 3D THU 3:35. 2D FRI-SAT 1:00 3:40 6:30 9:15, 2D SUN-MON 1:00 3:40 6:30, 2D TUE 1:00 3:40 6:30 9:15, 2D WED 1:00 3:40 6:30.

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NIGHT SCHOOL - PG-13 - Comedy It’s never too late to get your GED. Kevin Hart returns to school. Also stars Tiffany Haddish. 111 min.

THE NUN - R - Horror/Mystery/Thriller - A priest and a soon-to-be nun go to Romania to investigate the death of a young nun in Romania. Then, demons. Stars Taissa Farmiga. 96 min

CRAZY RICH ASIANS - PG-13 - Comedy - A New Yorker travels to Singapore to meet her boyfriend’s family. Based on a bestselling book. Stars Constance Wu and Michelle Yeoh. 120 min.

THE PREDATOR - R - Action/Adventure/ Horror - The universe’s deadliest sports hunter returns and a ragtag group of exsoldiers is Earth’s only hope. Stars Sterling K. Brown, Keegan-Michael Key, and Olivia Munn. 107 min.

FAHRENHEIT 11/9 - R - Documentary Michael Moore investigates two questions about the Trump Era: How did we get here, and how do we get out? Stars David Hogg and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 125 min.

PEPPERMINT - R - Action/Drama/Thriller - A young mother finds herself with nothing to lose. Time for revenge. Stars Jennifer Garner. 102 min.

HELL FEST - R - Horror - A group of friends becomes the entertainment when they visit a horror-themed amusement park that is run by a serial killer. 89 min.

SMALLFOOT - PG - Animation - One thrill seeking Yeti goes in search of the elusive human called Smallfoot to prove they exist.

96 min.

THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS - PG - Comedy/Family/Fantasy - Jack Black is a young orphan’s magical uncle, and he’s looking for an ominously powerful clock.

Also stars Cate Blanchett. 104 min.

THE TRUMP PROPHECY - NR - Drama Heavy dose of Trump propaganda involving actors playing out Make America Great Again bullshit. 120 min.

LIFE ITSELF - R - Drama/Romance - A couple’s journey of love creates reverberations that echo across space and time. Stars Olivia

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WHITE BOY RICK- R - Crime/Drama - A teenaged hustler becomes an FBI informant.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WAILUKU 1ST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Oct 5. This month’s party is themed “Fall For Wailuku.” It will feature Kuikawa Trio, Nevah Too Late, U-Jam, Zumba with DA 808CR, and an Open Mic hosted by Atlas at Wailuku Coffee Co. There will also be artist showcases at Fresh Island Art and Art On Market, and of course food booths and trucks, local artisans, and pop-ups. Free. 5pm.

(Market St.); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com 1ST FRIDAY COUNTRY NIGHT - Fri. Oct 5. Guys and gals sharing the love for country music are sure to have a honky tonk time as Kaina Country hit the stage for an entertaining show. There will also be food and drink specials throughout the night. $5. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com KAHALE’S LIBRA BIRTHDAY BASH! - Fri. Oct 5. Celebrating all Libras with high-energy rock and soul, hear the debut of The Automatix (Marty Fera, Lenny Castellanos, and Kirk Evans), co-hosted

by Lenny Francis. Attendees can expect special musical guest appearances along with an amazing night of music. No cover. 8pm. Kahale’s Dive Bar, (36 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-875-7711.

DTH OKTOBERFEST 2018 - Sat. Oct 6. Bust out your Bavarian dirndl and lederhosen and head to the “Best Bar on Maui” for the Oktoberfest biers celebration. The festivities will begin at 3pm with Maui Brewing Company’s “Festbier Firkin.”

Dave Kresy will provide live music until 5pm and biers remain on special all day long. At 10pm, the party will go on with Oktoberfest games and prizes while DJ Gary O’Neal provides the beats.

3pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com GAY NIGHT - Sun. Oct 7. Every Sunday, you can enjoy Maui’s dedicated LGBTQP night. 7pm. Wai Bar, (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com COLLELO’S BIRTHDAY BASH - Sun. Oct 7.

Another year around the sun for Collelo, so of course it’s time to celebrate! Come party it up on the South Side with Collelo, #POUNDTOWN, friends, and happy hour prices all night long. No cover. 9pm. VIBE Bar and Nightclub, (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Vibenightclubmaui.com WAI FIYA! - Wed. Oct 10. If you’re looking to get your roots, dancehall, reggae, and rocksteady fix on, then catch the vibes with Maui Roots Syndicate and a collection of DJs. No Cover. 6pm. Wai Bar, (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘OTHER DESERT CITIES’ - Until Sun. Oct 7.

Brooke Wyeth returns home to Palm Springs after a six-year absence to celebrate Christmas with her parents, her brother, and her aunt. Brooke announces that she is about to publish a memoir dredging up a pivotal and tragic event in the family’s history – a wound they don’t want reopened. In effect, she draws a line in the sand and dares them all to cross it. Thursday-Saturday at 7:30pm, and Sunday at 3pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com ‘RUMORS’ - Until Sun. Oct 14. At a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, four couples are gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary. But the Deputy Mayor of New York and host has just shot himself, now his lawyer and wife, must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday matinee at 3pm. $20-$40.

Historic Iao Theater, (68 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

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OPEN MIC - Thu. Oct 4. Musicians, poets, community announcements, and more: Welcome to open stage jam. Performers pay $5. Put your name in a hat and if you get to perform, you get your money back. Each performance has a maximum of 5 minutes. $5. 6:30pm. CoWork Maui, (810 Ha‘iku Road, Unit 244); 808-633-4820; Coworkmaui.com

ECO FARM TOURS - Fri. Oct 5. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-$39. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Ha‘iku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Oct 6. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages, magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FIRE UP THE FUN - Fri. Oct 5. Join Chef de Cuisine Jesse Pita and restaurant general manager and wine expert Jim Hansen as they show step-by-step preparation of two dishes – some from the resort and others from Chef Jesse’s personal recipes. $25. 4pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magician, treats you to the best close-up magic and comedy show while resident ghost Annabelle entertains you. $64-$104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com

FIRKIN FRIDAY - Fri. Oct 5. Poured straight from the keg using gravity rather than carbon dioxide, it’s cask ale and firkin keg tapping in partnership with Maui Brewing Co. Enjoy draft beer at its best followed by live music. 4:30pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Oct 9.

Here’s a high-energy, fun, comedy and magic show all ages can enjoy. Brenton Keith will audie ence with ith hi amuse and amazes the audience his b baglligan’s on o-tricks. Free. 6:30pm. Mu Mulligan’s the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St St.,., Wailea); 808-874-1131;; Mulligansontheblue.com

CRAB LEGS AND PRIME RIB BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Fri. Oct 5. Maui musician Ron Kuala‘au’s velvety voice and melodic guitar provides a beautiful ambiance Hawaiia and contemporary music of Hawaiian while you enjoy a scrumptious buff buffet. $44.95 per person; ha half-off for children 10 and y younger.

Reservations recommended.

5:30pm.

Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com T

OPEN MIC COMEDY Wed. Oct 10. Power Up Comedy welcomes all 21+ individuals to stand up for up to 5 minutes and show the crowd what you got. There will also be food and drink specials all night. m.

Sign up: 9pm. 9:30pm.

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MAUI FOODIE KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Oct 4. Here’s an opportunity for wine lovers, and for those who want to learn about grape production on Maui. This exclusive tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, and a walk through the vineyard grounds. Learn the history of Rose Ranch. Reservations are required.

3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com FIRE UP THE FUN - Thu. Oct 4. Experience a new and interactive culinary event at Mauka Makai and join the restaurant chef for savory fun while learning about local island cuisine and special cooking techniques. Plus, sample the chef’s favorite dishes. $20-$25. 4:30pm. Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6300; Westinnanea.com DRUMS OF THE PACIFIC LUAU - Thu. Oct 4.

Experience a journey throughout the islands of Polynesia. Hear the sound of the conch, the beating of drums, and the echoes of Hawaiian chant. Enjoy authentic dance and music of Polynesia, and an unforgettable fire-knife dance finale. Indulge in the flavors of native Hawaiian cuisine, complete with a traditional imu ceremony. Offered daily. 4:45pm.

Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Drumsofthepacificmaui.com KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Oct 4. Sit back, relax, and take in the sunset at Banyan Tree Restaurant while enjoying a three-course Sunset Menu, a glass of sparkling wine, and an amuse bouche. $65 + $25 optional wine pairing available. Offered daily. 5:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr.); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua

FRIDAY NIGHT P PA‘INA - Fri. Oct 5.

E Enjoy live entertainment an and local Hawaiian-style dish dishes at Mauka Makai. Also featuri featuring their new seasonal drink, th the Pineapple Thyme, made with the resort’s exclusive Single Barrel Buffalo Bourbon, caramelized pineapple, and handmade thyme syrup in a keepsake tiki glass. A portion of all proceeds go towards local Maui charities as part of their “Sip to Support” program. $22-$45. 5:30pm. Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6300; Westinnanea.com ‘FRESH SQUEEZED’ FRIDAY - Fri. Oct 5. Sip cocktails prepared by house craftsmen Adam, Josh, and Maya, followed by the “Official Art Walk After Party” featuring a local DJ. 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com ISLAND BRUNCH WITH LIVE MUSIC - Sat. Oct 6. Enjoy the North Shore with brunch items including the famous Banana Bread French Toast, Eggs Benedict Pacifica, and Mediterranean Scrambled Eggs. Local musicians Brian Mansano and Eddie Tanaka will entertain with traditional and contemporary Hawaiian music and Spanish guitar.

10:30am-1pm. Island Fresh Cafe, (381 Baldwin Ave., Pa‘ia); 808-633-2770; Islandfreshcafe.com SUPERFOOD POWER SNACKS! COOKING CLASS - Sat. Oct 6. Learn how to use nutrient dense superfoods like hemp seeds, spirulina, maca, chia, raw cacao, and healthy fats to create less-sweet, satisfying snacks. Also learn easy recipes for packable and kid friendly bars, nuggets and smoothies, even breakfast to-go using gluten-free and paleo-friendly recipes. $55.

1:30pm. Hale o na Kaula Church, (2 Anuhea Pl., Pukalani); 808-572-2186 AN INTERACTIVE DINING EXPERIENCE - Sat. Oct 6. Dive into a multi-course menu of dishes inspired by chefs’ personal stories, told through Maui’s seasonal ingredients. A combination of highquality ingredients paired with creative minds and

innovative techniques results in a unique culinary experience. Guests are encouraged to get up out of their seats, come to the “Chef’s Table”, see the action, take pictures, and get to know the chefs.

6pm. Maui Chef’s Table, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-270-0333; Mauichefstable.com FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW Sat. Oct 6. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by multiple award-winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Opening sets by Anthony Pfluke.

Dinner and show: $55. Show: $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

BRUNCH AND JAZZ - Sun. Oct 7. Start your morning with a live musical jazz performance by Gary Larson Duo and delicious brunch selections including favorites shrimp and grits, chicken and waffles, and steak and eggs. “Build-your-own Bloody Mary” with a bar of mixers and all the trimmings to make the most decadent libation.

7am-12pm. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Sun. Oct 7. Falsetto singer Kaniala Masoe sets a beautiful ambiance of Hawaiian music while you enjoy a full buffet featuring roast beef carving and create-your-own omelet stations. $27.50 per person, half-off for children 10 and younger. Reservations are recommended. 10am1pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com MAUKA MAKAI SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Oct 7. Enjoy live entertainment accompanied by an indulgent buffet. Mauka Makai will be serving up irresistible dishes including king crab legs, lemongrass poached shrimp, prime rib, and a variety of fresh salads as well as mimosas and beermosas. 10am-2pm. $18-$49. Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6300; Westinnanea.com SUNDAY BRUNCH WITH GARRETT PROBST Sun. Oct 7. Spend a relaxing morning with beautiful views of the pacific and yummy breakfast options, accompanied by live music by Garrett Probst.

11am-1pm. Duke’s Beach House, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com LUNCH ON THE ROOF - Sun. Oct 7. Spend an afternoon on the roof for lunch with favorites like the Greek-style lamb sliders and the Lahaina burger. Guests will be treated to live music by Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan of Hapa along with hula.

12-2pm. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun and Mon. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager, Jim Hansen. Jim’s thoughtful selections paired with light bites make for a wonderful predinner experience for wine enthusiasts. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Oct 7. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish. The special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh-catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms, and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Oct 9. Enjoy paper umbrellas, outlandish garnishes, and expertly layered cocktails all inspired by the tropics while highlighting the classic style with tiki elixirs and exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

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MON - Live Band & Open Mic Hosted by Nick Sickles, 7-10pm

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DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

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CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Wed. Oct 10. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with oceanfront dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or caesar salad, and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com HUAKA’I LUAU DINNER SHOW: JOURNEY THROUGH POLYNESIA - Wed. Oct 10. Greeted with a lei, guests will be treated to a Hawaiian Luau buffet while enjoying hula performances and music.

There will also be traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations, and a fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WILLIE K DINNER SHOW - Wed. Oct 10.

Enjoy 3-course dinner and show with Uncle Willie K. Hear an astounding array of music styles, like Hawaiian, Latin, Italian, and opera.

Reservations required; call the Willie K Hotline at 808-250-8288. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

ART SCENE ANNUAL MAUI OPEN STUDIOS CALL FOR ARTISTS - Until Thu. Nov 1. The 9th Annual Maui Open Studios Event is now seeking artists to participate in the 2019 MOS event. All artists working in any visual medium, at any level of their career, are invited to participate in the upcoming Maui Open Studios Event, which takes place in February. Artist registrations are now available until November 1. Artists can learn more about the specific dates, weekend assignments, benefits of participation, and register for the event online.

Maui Open Studios, Mauiopenstudios.com MALAMA WAO AKUA - Until Fri. Nov 9.

In collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership (EMWP), this juried art exhibition, Malama Wao Akua (Caring for the Realm of the Gods), celebrates the native species of Maui Nui (Maui, Lana‘i, Moloka‘i, Kaho‘olawe).

Free admission. Open daily 9am-4pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com ABOVE THE FOLD: NEW EXPRESSIONS IN ORIGAMI EXHIBIT - Until Sun. Nov 25.

Above the Fold presents the work of nine renowned artists from four different continents, working in six different countries. These artists have been pushing the boundaries of origami – the Japanese art of paper folding. This art form has been evolving in remarkable new directions, including sculpture, large-scale installations, and

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm, no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Soul Easy, 10pm

DJ Dubs, 10pm

Latin Night, 10pm

Red Dirt, 6-9pm

DJ Gary O’Neal, 9pm

DJ Illz, 9pm

MIG Game Night, 9pm

TUE - Karaoke w/ Casey Jones 10pm,

Industry Night w/ DJ Love, 10pm

DJ CPNess, 10pm

Oktoberfest & DJ Gary O’Neal, 10pm

Trivia Night w/ Professor Fincher, 10pm

MON- Bingo Night10pm, TUE- DJ 9pm, WED- DJ Andrew Dana10pm

The Houseshakers, 7-10pm

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Thunder N’ Lightnin’, 7-10pm

Paul Marchetti Duo, 7-10pm

MON- Levi Poasa 6-9:30pm, TUE- Pat Simmons Jr. 6-9:30pm, WED- Johnny Ringo, 6-9:30pm

conceptual works that express contemporary social, political, and aesthetic ideas. Free. 10am.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MALAMA WAO AKUA - Through Fri. Nov 9. In collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership (EMWP), this juried art exhibition, Malama Wao Akua (Caring for the Realm of the Gods), celebrates the native species of Maui Nui (Maui, Lana‘i, Moloka‘i, Kaho‘olawe).

Free admission. Open daily 9am-4pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com GRAFICA: AUWAHI - Until- Mon. Dec 31.

Experience the jaw dropping work of Hui’s 2018 Artist in Residence, Mazatl. See his spectacular mural on display in the History Room. Free. 9am.

Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Oct 4. View original art and giclees by Local Maui artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in the State of Hawai‘i. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations required. 12pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Oct 5. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase the new artist of the week. Free.

6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St.); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com MAUI FINEST GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Oct 7. Explore Maui’s art and culture while finding unique made-on-Maui gifts, jewelry, crafts, and art from local artisans. Enjoy woodcarving and tapa demonstrations, and live music by the Maui Ukulele Sisters. 8am. King Kamehameha III Elementary School, (611 Front St., Lahaina); 808-385-7594 MAUI GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Oct 7. Enjoy locally-made art, jewelry, gifts, and crafts from over 35 local vendors, including Maui Fine Art, Nalu Koa, Lee Olulani Plevney, Footprints in the Sand, Lightsavor Photography, Bodhi Waves, Primitive Vibes Hawaii, Mahina Spirit, and many more. Mauigiftandcraftfair. com. 9am. Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St.); 808661-5304; Lahainagateway.com BRUNCH AND BROWSE - Sun. Oct 7.

Come find something unique during this local handmade crafts vending event. Studio residents and outside vendors showcase their latest and greatest fashion, fine art, and jewelry. Shoppers will also get free brunch and coffee. Free. 9am1pm. Treehouse Art Studios, (375 W Kuiaha Rd., Ha‘iku); ; Treehouseartstudios.com

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON- Garrett Probst, 7:30-10pm, no cover TUE- Jazz, 7:30-10pm, no cover WED- Benny Uyetake, 7:30-10pm, no cover

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

MON- NFL/Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm, TUEPool League, WED - Power Up Comedy (sign up at 9pm), starts at 9:30pm

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4 PUMPKIN PATCH 2018 - Until Wed. Oct 31. It’s time for Kula Country Farms annual Pumpkin Patch featuring a children’s garden, farm animals, corn maze, photo opportunities, and more! There will be a variety of pumpkins, decorative gourds, Indian corn, and a selection of carving tools and fun stuff to accessorize. Entry fee: $3; free for 2 and under.

9am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (375 Koheo Rd.); 808-878-8381; Kulacountryfarmsmaui.com SHANTI SACRED SOUND BATH - Thu. Oct 4. Join Christina Felty and Paul Balmer of Shanti Sound Healing for an evening filled with positive vibrations. Advance reservations required. $30.

6pm. Spa Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr.); (808) 662-6600; Shantiyogasound.com HULA LESSONS - Thu. Oct 4. Want to learn hula? Drop by the center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com AFROCARIBE DANCE WORKSHOP - Thu. Oct 4 - Sat. Nov 10. Join internationally recognized Kimberly Miguel Mullen (renowned dance artist and cultural ethnologist) for a 6-week AfroCaribe Dance Workshop.

Though a series of guided rhythmic movements, students will embody elements of AfroCuban and AfroBrazilian dance traditions. Kimberly will take students on a spiritual journey that invites them to engage every part of their physical, emotional, and mental well-being. $300/6-week package; $20/single class. Makawao Union Church and Maui Yoga Shala, 808-633-2770; Maui-yoga.com TAI CHI - Thu. Oct 4. Join Master Sifu David Moragne for an hourlong meditation in motion class to promote serenity and peace. All ages are welcome. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com TRIVIA NIGHT - Thu. Oct 4. Enjoy Trivia on the Garden Patio with happy hour specials.

7:30pm. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5 CHI GUNG FOR CANCER PATIENTS - Fri. Oct 5. Open to all cancer patients and survivors, join Kurt Miyajima as he teaches gentle movements of Dragon and Tiger Chi Gung to help release stress and maintain strength and energy. Hosted by Pacific Cancer Foundation and Kaiser Permanente Hawaii, there is no charge for cancer patients/survivors. 3pm.

Maui Family YMCA, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-242-7661; 808-268-9622; Mauiymca.org

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6 HALEAKALA CRATER SERVICE TRIP - Sat. Oct 6 - Mon. Oct 8. The Friends of Haleakala National Park are seeking physically fit volunteers to participate in a two-night service trip project.

The group will stay at the Kapalaoa Cabin, work on protection of native plants, and have ample time for recreational activities. Participants must be able to hike in and out of the Crater with sleeping bag, personal gear, and a share of the food. Details and registration online, then email trip leader Andy.

Free. 7am. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808-205-4067; Fhnp.org SANCTUARY SATURDAYS - Sat. Oct 6. How many visitor centers let you watch humpback whales breaching right from their doorstep?

Whale watchers and nature lovers can hear stories, experience crafts, and learn about humpback whales, nature, and more. 10am.

Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S Kihei Rd.); 808-8792818; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Oct 6. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila.

1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Oct 6. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com GOOD BEER BREWING MADE EASY - Sat. Oct 6 - Sat. Oct 20. This beginner class covers all the basics of extract brewing and teaches you how to get creative with different grains, yeasts, and hops. Join an awardwinning home brewer to show just how easy it is to make great homebrew! We will cover the history of ales, beer styles, and trends that make this the largest growing hobby in the United States. This class will show you how to brew good beer in three two-hour sessions. Please bring a picture ID. 21+. $169. 2pm.

EdVenture at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; Edventuremaui.com

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7 SALSA AND BACHATA DANCE CLASSES - Sun. Oct 7 & 14. Julia Crespo and Stephen Smith offer a session of Latin dance classes for beginners. No partner needed and no previous dance experience necessary. This class promises to be supportive and patient to all who want to get their groove on. Salsa starts at 6pm followed

by Bachata at 7:30pm. Drop in: $15-$25. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit; 808-344-7122; 920-4000706; Hotlavadancefit.com

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Friday 10/5 Friday Nightat Charley’s

Maui Nui Seabird Recovery Project Benefit Night SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13 | 5-8PM | 21+ AT KOHOLA BREWERY IN LAHAINA TH

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Saturday 10/6 Saturday Nightat Charley’s Just Good Fun • No Cover

Sunday 10/7 NFLSundayTicket Catchthe games on our Huge screen Breakfast servedat 7am Introducing our

New Oyster Bar 11am-6pm Don’t miss our Bloody Mary Bar!

Monday 10/8 Charley’s Live Band Open Mic &Jam Hosted by Nick Sickles 7pm -10pm • No Cover!

Tuesday 10/9 Matt DelOlmo & Orion Hitzig 6:30-8:30pm • No Cover

Wednesday 10/10 RandallRospond 6:30– 8:30pm • No Cover

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

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Dat Guyz, 9pm-close

Guest Band, 9pm-close

Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON - Karaoke 8pm-close, TUE - Karaoke 9pm-close, WED- Open Mic & Karaoke, 9pm-close

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover

Brian Mansano, 7-10pm, no cover

Ori Aviv, 7-10pm, no cover

Jon Bowser, 7-10pm, no cover

MON - Jon Bowser TUE - Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan WED - Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover

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Libra Birthday Bash, 8pm-12am

Flat Jackson, 8pm-12am

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MON & TUE- Juke Box Madness 8pm-12am, WED- Open Mic 8pm-12am

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Aqua Dance Party, 10pm

DJ at 10pm

Aloha Vibes w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (no cover)

Sexy Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike, 9pm (no cover)

Free Karaoke, 9pm

Kaina Country 7-9:30pm

UFC Fight, 6pm-close $15

Celtic Tigers, 7-9pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAVA ROCK BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 727-2521

Latin Night w/ DJ Grace, 10pm

MAUI GRILL 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 667-6100

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 7. Get your sweat on!

Everybody is welcome. Free. Sundays from 8:309:30am at the Maui Mall and from 9-10am at the Outlets of Maui. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit; 808344-7122; 920-400-0706; Hotlavadancefit.com

business owner or representative of your company and want to network, expand, learn, and grow with like-minded people, join them. $17. 11:30am1pm. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com

ECSTATIC DANCE - Sun. Oct 7. Enjoy ecstatic dance in free form, where the music is the teacher!

Take a journey through space with DJ Chaitanya as he spins a wide variety of deep dance beats like sounds from Berlin, Ibiza, London, and the global scene. $10. 11am. Maui Yoga Shala Pa‘ia, (381 Baldwin Ave. Pa‘ia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

TE TIARE PATITIFA - Wed. Oct 10. Enjoy a Polynesian show from Te Tiare Patitifa on the center stage. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FREE REIKI DEMOS - Sun. Oct. 7. Our body’s internal energies need maintenance the same way our physical bodies do. Here’s a great opportunity to experience Reiki, and operate at your fullest potential. Reserve your free 30-minute time slot between 9-11am. The Gym Maui, (300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-891-8108; Thegymmaui.com MAUI MADE SUNDAY - Sun. Oct 7. Every 1st Sunday of the month enjoy live, island-style entertainment while shopping for locally made products. 10am-5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com SUPER SENIOR SUNDAYS - Sun. Oct 7. Stop by the shelter on Sundays and name your adoption fee on any senior pet ages 7 years and older. For more information, call, go online, or stop by the shelter between 11am-6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org

MONDAY, OCTOBER 8 BINGO NIGHT - Mon. Oct 8. Start brushing up on your bingo lingo, and be “first on board” for your chance to win DTH cash to put towards your food or your bar tab. 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9 ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Oct 9. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian guitar! Stop by the center stage. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FLOATING SOUND BATH - Tue. Oct 9. Cocoon in a yoga hammock and float away on a healing cloud of sound. Live Tibetan singing bowls, crystal quartz bowls, chimes, tingshas, and a gong to envelope, align chakras, clear negativity, and ground energy with healing intentions to help relax, rejuvenate and release energy. Reservations are required. 16+. $30-$55. 7pm. Uplift Maui Wellness Studio, (Hotel Wailea, 555 Kaukahi St.); 808-495-7154; Upliftmaui.com

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10 BNI WEST MAUI PROFESSIONALS - Wed. Oct 10. West Maui Professionals is the newest BNI Chapter in West Maui. If you are a local

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu,, Piilani Arias ahi 5:305:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 8:30pm; Sat, Gary Larson 5:30hee 8:30pm; Sun, Joseph Chee d 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

MON- SIN 10pm TUE- Free Karaoke 9pm, WED- Ladies Night w/DJ Big Mike, 9pm (no cover)

Alana 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula, and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com

FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI - Fri, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; Sat, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; Wed, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/KeaLani

LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Thu, Summer Macedo and Shawn McLauglin 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Brian and Meryl 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Two Cats 6-9pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5:30-7:30pm; (888 Front St.); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Fri, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Sun, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Mon, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Tue, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Wed, Southside Mike and Lightnin’ 2:30-5:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfr Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HULA G GRILL - Thu, Keali‘i Lum 2-5pm 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo 6-9p 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11 11am-1pm; Fri, Kawika L Lum Ho and Roy Kato 6 6-9pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha M Maji 2-5pm; Tue, Kawika L Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, W Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Dan Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernes Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; H l illk li Hulagrillkaanapali.com

MERRIMAN’S KAPALUA - Tue, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Gabe and Austin 10am1pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Fri, The Armadillo 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com

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SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Thu, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Fri, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani Rd.); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Thu, Cliff Dive Grill Live Music 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com THE DIRTY MONKEY - Tue, Kendall Dean 4-7pm; Wed, Johnny Ringo 4-7pm; (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com WESTIN KAANAPALI OCEAN RESORT VILLAS - Fri, Max Angel Becerra 6-9pm; Sat, Max Angel Becerra 6-9pm; Sun, Ben Deleon 3-6pm; Mon, Mystical Molokai – Eddie Tanaka 6-9pm; Tue, Ben Deleon 6-9pm; Tue, Mystical Molokai – Eddie Tanaka 6-9pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr.); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com WESTIN MAUI RESORT AND SPA - ThuWed, Braddah Keoki Ruiz at Relish Bar 6:309pm; (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2992; Westinmaui.com

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MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - Thu, Natalie Nicole 4-6pm; Thu, Matt Del Olmo 6:158pm; Fri, Jules Trowbridge 4-6pm; Fri, Peter Hamilton 6:15-8pm; Sat, Alex Segovia 4-6pm; Sun, Pete Sebastian 4-6pm; Sun, Randall Rospond 6:15-8pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 4-8pm; Tue, Jason Arcilla 4-6pm; Tue, JamRock 7-9pm; Wed, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Wed, Damien Awai 6:15-8pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy.); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Garrett Probst 1-3pm; Thu, Damian Awai 4-6pm; Thu, Tori Dixon 7-9pm; Sat, Garrett Probst 1-3pm; Sat, Damian Awai 4-6pm; Sun, Damian Awai 1-3pm; Sun, Marvin Tevaga 4-6pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Josh Kahula 1-3pm; Mon, Marvin Tevaga 7-9pm; Tue, Josh Kahula 7-9pm; Wed, Nestor and Kale 4-6pm; Wed, Jarrett 7-9pm; (10 Wailea Gateway); 808-891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com/wailea MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers 7-9pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - ThuWed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (1945 S Kihei Rd.); 808-868-3247; Ohanaseafoodgrill.com PITA PARADISE - Sat, David Wolf 5:30-8pm; Sun, Phil and Angela Benoit 6:30-9pm; (34 Wailea Gateway); 808-879-7177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jamie Gallo 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Kevin Leonard 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Wed, Jon Bowser 4-6pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com THE RESTAURANT AT HOTEL WAILEA - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; (555 Kaukahi Rd.); 808-879-2224; Hotelwailea.com/rhw THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com WAILEA KITCHEN AND TAP - Fri, Hamilton and Sebastian 5:30-8:30pm; (131 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808-878-3663; Waileakitchentap.com WHAT ALES YOU - Thu, Natalie Nicole 7-9pm; Fri, Jon Bowser 7-9pm; Sat, Sean Kim 7-9pm; Sun, Pete Sebastian 7-9pm; Mon, Kevin Leonard 7-9pm; Tue, Brian Santana 7-9pm; Wed, Karrie O’Neill 7-9pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6581; WhatAlesYouMaui.com

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TICKETS ON SALE TONY BENNETT’S CLASSIC SONGS - Thu. Oct 11. Crooner John Wilt will present a one-man show of Tony Bennett’s classic songs featuring thirty of Bennett’s greatest hits including “I Left My Heart in San Francisco,” “The Best is Yet to Come,” “The Good Life,” “Steppin’ Out With My Baby,” “Rags to Riches,” and more.

The performance will be highlighted by brief historical film clips of Bennett’s remarkable singing career. Proceeds will go to the Maui Academy of Performing Arts. $25. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE RETURN OF THE VINCE ESQUIRE BAND - Fri. Oct 12. It’s been five-and-a-half years since the Vince Esquire Band took the stage, and there’s been a lot of steam brewing up ready to explode on a hot night. $20 advance tickets available at: Bounty Music (Kahului), Mulligans, and online. $25 at the door. 7:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com; Hitidenation.com DJ STELLAR ON MAUI - Sat. Oct 13. Propel your party into the atmosphere with LA’s DJ Stellar. As one of the fastest-rising producers from the West, Stellar is making his mark in electronic music. From big room, heavy bass, and beyond, his energy is nothing short of addictive.

Also on the bill will be Maui’s own Trent Nox,

Pash-Sean, and riri haki. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

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LEHUA KALIMA AND SHAWN PIMENTAL Sat. Oct 13. Award-winning recording star Lehua Kalima and award-winning record producer, Shawn Kekoa Pimental, have been performing as a duo since 2011. A dedication to the purity of the music and of their native Hawaiian culture, hear their easy-going style, witty banter, and eclectic musical tastes. $30; half-price for 12 and under. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

HAROLD LOPEZ-NUSSA TRIO - Thu. Oct 18.

It’s hard to imagine the U.S. jazz scene without the influence of the many Cuban musicians and Cuban pianist Harold Lopez-Nussa. He is one of the brightest lights on Havana’s thriving jazz scene. Hear the leader of the superlative trio, along with his younger brother, the phenomenal drummer Ruy Adrian Lopez-Nussa, and bassist Gaston Joya live in the Castle Theater. $30-$65 and half-price for 12 and under. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

VILLAGE PEOPLE - Sat. Oct 13. The Village People with a full band will be playing all the hits – “YMCA,” “Macho Man,” “Go West,” “In the Navy,” and more. Join this non-stop party with the guys who ruled an era. Food options will be available from Maui Ohana Catering from 5:30-7:30pm. $45-$85; $125/includes meetand-greet and photo with the Village People.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org INAUGURAL OLA I KA PU HALA WEAVING CONFERENCE - Wed. Oct 17 - Sat. Oct 20.

The Ola I Ka Pu Hala Weaving Conference will serve as the first-of-its-kind event on Maui. Led by master weaver Pohaku Kaho‘ohanohano and KBH Hawaiian cultural resource specialist Gayle Miyaguchi, master weavers from all over Hawai‘i will share their expertise and skills during the four-day cultural event. There will also be a craft fair, displays, presentations, and a silent auction open to the public. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); Mauiweavingconference.com HUI HOLOMUA BUSINESS FEST - Wed. Oct 17. The Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce presents the 12th annual Hui Holomua Business Fest. They will examine the crucial interdependence between those who grow, manufacture, prepare, and consume food.

Conferees will hear from farmers, business leaders, and those who depend upon locally-grown foods about how agriculture can be a more viable career option in 21st century Hawai‘i. Keynote speakers will be Chef Sam Choy. A vendor exhibition will feature Hawaiian-owned and managed businesses and a charity auction to benefit Punana Leo o Maui.

Presentations are free. Luncheon: $75/members and $85/non-members. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); Mnhcoc.org/businessfest.

15TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW - Wed. Oct 17.

George Kahumoku Jr., along with his slack key ‘ohana, welcome you to the 15th anniversary Slack Key Show. The night will featuring multiinstrumentalist, composer, arranger, performer, and Grammy Award-winner Daniel Ho, and Slack Key and Lap Steel Guitarist Sonny Lim. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant. Advance purchase required: Call or

ROY’S 21ST ANNUAL GOLF CLASSIC - Fri. Oct 19. Put your best foot forward at the Hawaii Food and Wine Festival’s 21st Annual Roy’s Golf Classic. This tee-rrific play-and-eat tournament is a benefit for IMUA Family Services. Reserve your team today. Space is limited. 11:30am.

Kaanapali Golf Resort, (2290 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 866-454-4653; Kaanapaligolfcourses.com; Hawaiifoodandwinefestival.com ‘HONK! JR.’ - Sat. Oct 20 - Sun. Oct 28. Maui OnStage’s Youth Theater Program is presenting the classic fable of the Ugly Duckling. Ugly looks quite a bit different from his darling duckling brothers and sisters. Feeling rather foul about himself, the little fowl finds himself on an adventure of self-discovery, all the while unknowingly outwitting a very hungry cat. Along the way, Ugly meets a whole flock of unique characters and finds out being different is not a bad thing to be.

Saturday at 11am and Sunday at 1pm. $6-$10.

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The Maui Chamber Orchestra, directed by Robert E. Wills, is pleased to present Beethovenfest, a twoday all-Beethoven concert. Pieces being performed are Beethoven’s Eggmont Overture, his Piano Concerto No. 5 (Emperor), featuring Pianist Jacopo Giacopuzzi, and his Symphony No.4 in B-flat Major.

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Repeating your joke because you didn’t get a laugh the first time is not likely to get the response you’d hoped for. Beating this dead horse won’t make it rise up and run again. I thought you’d decided to let things go more easily than this, especially when logic and experience dictate that they aren’t likely to change no matter what you do. I believe you’ve mostly learned that lesson.

Let’s just call this a momentary lapse. Walk away from the ended equine, quickly, without looking back, and we’ll both agree to forget this ever happened.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

If human beings were completely rational, logical creatures, gambling wouldn’t exist. We all know that the house always wins, and that nearly everyone leaves the casino with a thinner wallet than when they entered. Yet few of us can resist the lure of beating the odds, as unlikely as it is. I get it. Nevertheless, I urge you to steel your will and try to keep from succumbing to the sweet siren song of fickle fortune. It’s even less likely than usual to go your way, so steering as far clear as you can is just about the only thing to do.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

I’ve heard red cars get pulled over more often than staid gray or beige ones. Whether or not it’s actually true, I’m inclined to believe it. The real question is whether it’s simply because fire-engine red is more eye-catching than smoke gray, or because people who buy red cars tend to speed or otherwise bend the rules more than your average Joe. If I were one of those daredevil rule-benders, though, I wouldn’t be so foolish as to drive a scarlet sports car. I’d go with a nice boring brown car – and probably get away with a lot more.

and even in the crazy, shifty climate we’ve experienced the last decade or so, seasons are still relatively predictable. Can you be more flexible and alert than I was? After all, the change that’s coming is perfectly predictable. You should be able to see it coming miles away, if you just look for it. Nevertheless, unless you’re really ready for it, it’s still quite likely to catch you by surprise. Brace yourself. Here it comes.

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Over a relatively short time, a reasonably-priced washing machine will pay for itself. However, visits to the laundromat only require a small outlay of pocket change, whereas purchasing a major home appliance will put a serious dent in your wallet. Ironically, the less you could afford a washing machine, the smarter it would be to buy one, since it would ultimately save you money. This is the kind of quandary you’re likely to have to solve soon. Which will you choose? Figuring out a way to manifest the wise, long-term solution, even if it requires great ingenuity and resourcefulness, or simply settling for the easy but somewhat foolish short-term one, yet again?

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Knock your local bully down to size. They’re just a big fish in a little pond. Try to remember that, the next time they attempt to intimidate you. Outside of this context, there are many situations where they’d be as helpless as a tadpole squaring off against a shark. Even if you don’t feel like playing that shark, you can still keep yourself from being pushed around too much. Perhaps you can unlock the floodgates that connect this pond to the open ocean. Surely someone else will swim in and take them down a peg or two.

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The further you run in this marathon, the more the finish line will start to matter. Quitting in the first quarter would be much easier than giving up 200 yards from the end. I suggest looking as far as you can down this long road. Right now you’re just at the beginning. It wouldn’t be so awful to simply walk away today. If you’re going to give up and go home, it’d be better to do it now than halfway to the end.

These things are not always perfectly possible to predict; nevertheless I reckon you can get a pretty good idea whether or not you’ll want to stick this one out. Trust your gut; if it says you might not want to put in as much time and energy as this will take, spare yourself and get out before you put in any at all.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Some faiths and traditions consider it bad luck to buy anything for a baby until it’s born. Historically, in some places and times infants were so fragile that they didn’t even get names until a year or two after their birth, when their parents could have more confidence that they might survive. Similarly, I wouldn’t invest too much emotion in your fledgling newborn until it’s got enough wherewithal to stand on its own two feet and claim a life of its own. Don’t give it a name, don’t get too attached, and don’t cry if it doesn’t make it.

It’s not a baby, after all, just an idea – and there are plenty more where those came from.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

As if ending up alone would be the worst scenario imaginable, I frequently see people settling for whatever partner they can get. I don’t know why a solitary life isn’t preferable to shackling yourself to some idiot you don’t even like much. What’s so great about limiting yourself to unhappy mediocrity? You of all people should avoid this scenario like the plague. If what you’re involved with isn’t fantastic (at least a good portion of the time), then it’s just not the right thing. I recommend ditching it, fast – the sooner you do, the sooner you can make room for something better; or discover that making your own happiness (instead of hoping it’ll come from someone else) is best of all.

Beauty fades, more quickly than should be possible.

Feel sorry for those who have little else. You know who I’m talking about; they were the lameass cheerleader and jock types back in high school. That was their peak; shortly thereafter their youthful good looks and athleticism faded and their lives settled into mediocrity. You encounter more like them throughout life. Don’t waste energy envying them or wishing them ill. They are what they are. Eventually, their genes won’t carry them anywhere special, and they’ll have to learn, just like you did, some other way to navigate through life. That’s no easy task, and some of them won’t manage it well at all. In other words, practice compassion, not contempt, for the pretty people you encounter this week.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Not only does lightning never strike twice, it but rarely strikes once. Thus putting too much faith in an event you can’t control or even influence seems especially foolhardy, even for someone as traditionally lucky as you. I’ve seen you pull some amazing tricks out of your hat, but this is going a bit far, don’t you think? Even you can’t pull this one off.

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